The Commercial Break - Presence, Essence, & Drama
Episode Date: April 17, 2024Bryan & Krissy find themselves another Adam The Liar Lyons video, and learn that they have to create drama to get women. Gypsy Rose Blanchard Intermittent fasting Hurricane Katrina Bryan shouldn�...��t get into politics Bryan’s mom tries to get in touch Adam the Liar and his wife talk to other PUAs The liar stays lying! Adam’s got himself a boner The essence! Relationship Oscar talk by Adam Creating drama to get women Let Kelvin’s tongue do the work Channel the drama Triple G represent LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us  212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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And best to you out there in the podcast universe.
All right, we've avoided talking about this
for the entire commercial break history,
but now we're gonna talk about it just for once.
Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
Maybe we've mentioned her once or twice,
but I don't think so.
I think we did.
So am I getting this right that the Sunday
separation from the new new new new 40 visit return to the Paris and join local
cuisine? Am I getting this right that she was like engaged or the person who
helped her murder her mother kill her mother they were in like a long-term
romantic relationship while they were in jail
or while she was in jail and then they got engaged
and then she broke it off with him
and then she started another relationship
with another person after she got out of jail
and now they're broken up and now she's back
getting matching tattoos with the boyfriend
she had right before she got out of jail.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know either.
But that sounds right, I guess.
You know, I'm reading a lot of shitty comments
on the internet, you know, whoa, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Listen, the chances of this woman
ever having a normal relationship that goes as it does,
you know, for some of us,
is 0.0.
Give her a fucking break.
She didn't exactly have the greatest of modeling as a child
and certainly no normal relationship at all
in the first however many years of her life.
Give the girl a break, let her do her thing.
Who cares?
Yeah.
Who cares?
People.
People, settle the fuck down.
It's like y'all are on next door app
for Gypsy Rose Blanchard, leave it alone.
That poor goddamn girl. She's been
through enough in her life, now she needs some internet trolls talking about how she's
a hussy because she's going back and forth between men. She is a hero. She killed the
woman who tortured her for years. Leave her be. It's goddamn enough. I'm being serious. Why? Why
are we all upset about Gypsy Rose and her bows? Gypsy Rose and her bows. We don't really
care.
People are always going to be upset.
I know. People make the biggest drama out of almost nothing like we do on this show
all the time. But this is different because I'm in the right and you're in the wrong.
So there you go. Leave her alone. This poor girl,
just like, she just needs to, she just needs to do whatever she needs to do to sort her wild oats,
because there's a lot of wild oats going on in that head of hers. I can't even imagine.
This Munchausen by proxy syndrome is like insanity. It's insanity. And, you know,
she went through it, went through, maybe went through one of the worst cases of
Munchausen ever recorded or ever known about. And now she's out of a long jail sentence,
where she probably-
She served her time.
She served her time. She did her deed. She did the do, and now leave her alone. Who cares who
she's with? It doesn't really matter. And like I said, she has zero good modeling to go after in her personal life. So yeah, there's going to be some bumps and bruises along the way. First of all,
I know Gypsy has been seeking out media attention. She's been out there in the media, right? But I
think that's just kind of at the top off the steam kettle, so to speak. The truth is, this girl is
going to have a long road to any kind of normalcy whatsoever,
even after years of being in jail, being vindicated and all this, and being kind of, you know,
a flag bearer for heroes and independence and taking your life back and doing the right
thing and leaving shitty situations as she rightfully should.
Now leave her alone.
Who cares who she's getting
tattoos with? Do you think, and if anybody paid attention to my love life over the last 30 years,
you'd be surprised, surprised at some of the things I did, how many times I went back to this
person or that person or whatever, under worse circumstances. Munchausen by girlfriend. That's what I was going through. Munchausen
by girlfriend. I'm sure of it.
People, they don't have anything better to do.
No, they don't. They really don't. Write bad TCB reviews and bust on Gypsy Rose and
Her Bows. And I just don't even know why we go like this. You know what I'm saying? It's
my little-
Little pros for the day. It's my little pros. Gypsy, Rosen or Bose,
and no one knows how it goes when you have a little pros from your TCB bros. You know
what I'm talking about? There you go. All right. I just thought I had to mention that. I see people
making shitty comments online about this whole situation and I'm like, really? Really? Really?
Just take one minute in that pea-sized brain of yours
and think about how terrible the entirety of this life's woman up until recently has probably been,
and then go give her a fucking break. Let her have a boyfriend or two. Who cares?
Yeah.
Imagine someone going around watching your life 24 hours a day and who you were with and what you
did. I can guarantee none of us would pass the muster test with the internet because the internet is full of children, and I don't mean
real children, there's that too, but I mean like, you know, full-grown men-children.
Hosts Man-child?
Hosts Yeah, man-children who just feel like they need to just, you know,
if it has to do with a female, they have 10 things to say about it. And now, I'm not, I'm guilty of this too sometimes, I'm sure I'm not completely absolved of my,
you know, somewhere in my head misogyny, right?
But, or patriarchal thinking.
But at the end of the day, any time a woman says something on the internet, on Instagram,
on something, it's followed by at least 10%, usually more
like 20 or 30%, men children going out there and saying terrible things for no reason whatsoever
except it seems to make other people feel bad.
And it's so shitty, so brave of you to be behind that keyboard.
So brave of you.
How brave that must be.
You woke up this morning, your mommy made you breakfast, you took off your super-roos underwear, and then you went behind your computer. And mommy will make you lunch
soon. Don't worry about it.
That's why you don't read the comments.
You never read the comments. Gypsy Rose, never read the comments. There's a little piece
of advice from the TCB family because if you read the comments, it's a state of instant
and constant depression. Yeah.
These two really do think they are funny. It's going to be my favorite review for the rest of
my life. It really is. I mean, you know, there's not a lot of original thinking out there when it
comes to trolling, but this one was a good one. These two really do think they are funny. And
yes, we do, by the way, think we-
We laugh at each other.
Yeah. I'm so mad about something else I read on the internet, which is, you know,
I've been doing this intermittent fasting for about six years now. So, and I've lost a lot of
weight doing intermittent fasting, actually.
A lot of people do.
Yeah, a lot of people do. It works for a lot of people. You'll plateau eventually,
but then you just go more extreme. Then you just starve yourself even more. But it's worked for me,
and it seems to put a little extra pep in my step,
and I feel good, and I don't feel bloated all day long,
and you know, heavy belly and all that other stuff.
There's a lot of science behind it.
There was, until some assholes came along,
and now they've decided intermittent fasting
is terrible for you also,
which I'm having a hard time believing.
You know, I just read this article like three weeks ago
from this Italian doctor who's been studying all of these
Italian, mainly women, who are living well into their
hundreds and there's one village where everyone's living
into their hundreds and they still smoke cigarettes
and they still, you know, drink wine and they still do this
and they're not, you know, long distance runners
or super athletes or anything.
They're just living
their life and they're not eating the Mediterranean diet. But what they do do, do do, what they
do do is they fast. That's kind of part of the culture over there is that they're doing
fasting, so they're reducing their caloric intake to put less stress on the cells in
their body. And his theory right now is that that has something to do with how long that
they're living.
Could be.
And so, he shared that his hypothesis is that basically, you know, by eating less, you stress
the body less, and then by stressing the body less, your cells
are younger, you live longer, because your cells aren't always constantly in this state
of processing food and all this other shit. I got all excited about that, because I'm
like, that's great, I'm here for it.
I'm validated.
My most recent child, I'll be 97 when they graduate kindergarten, so I'm like, if I can
at least see them live through kindergarten, then I feel like I've done a good job. I've shepherded them
through the most important part of their lives, which is the first four years. Trust me, I
know this. And I got all excited about that. To then read three days later that intermittent
fasting is now bad for you because it puts your body in some state of, you know, caloric
shutdown or something and you're going to die. And I was like, God damn, can anything be sacred? Is there anything sacred? Do we know anything
about anything?
No.
No, of course we don't.
There's always gonna be a counter argument to everything.
I know, but why?
Because what works for you?
Yeah, and why can't the people who have the counter argument to the things I think are
good? Why can't they just shut up? That's all I got. I mean, you know.
Well, maybe you should write them.
Why can't I live in a wind tunnel? Where's my truth social
for intermittent fasting? That's what I want to know. I just want to live on my own,
knowing nothing else. That's all I want to do. I just want to know what I know and like what I like
and just be on with it. But no, conflicting reports and science, quote unquote, science, with air quotes.
Yeah, you just don't read it.
Well, that's your solution.
And I just find out, I have a hard time.
I'm so curious about everything
that I have to go looking around for other shit.
Chrissy's like, I'm like,
hey, Chrissy, did you read about all this bad stuff? She's like, no, I didn't hear about that. I'm like, hey, Christie, did you read about all this bad stuff?
She's like, no, I didn't hear about that.
I'm like, you didn't hear about that?
The world's blowing up, stuff's on fire,
trees are jumping off cliffs,
the whole world's in panic.
You didn't read about that?
No, but I got this inspirational quote of the day,
you wanna hear it?
And I'm like, how do you not know about this?
And she's like, I just don't read it.
And I'm like, that must be nice.
I like to skim the top stories of the day
and then mourn for a minute.
Mourn.
All of the bad things that are happening
and what I can help out with and then go on.
Yeah.
And read my nice news of the day
and my inspirational quotes.
It must be nice.
It must be nice.
Ignorance is bliss.
But I know you're not ignorant,
but I'm saying, you know,
ignorance of all the bad stuff must be nice. I did have one friend tell me, I
think it was around when the whole New Orleans thing was going down with Hurricane Katrina.
I got really bummed out. I got really bummed out. I was really upset about the whole situation.
That was awful.
Yeah. Just watching it all unfold in real time, screaming at the television, screaming
at the politicians, screaming at
everybody. I just felt so helpless and a little bit hopeless. And I think that was right around
2000. When did that happen, Katrina? 2004?
Katriona Hale
That sounds about right.
Jared Sifton
Okay. So, maybe a little bit later then, 2005. I don't know, I don't want to get it wrong. But
anyway, it was just not very long
after 9-11, like we're still very much processing 9-11. But then Katrina was like, the war will
be televised. It was all on TV. Even the TV anchors were like, please help. And I guess
what, and so I was talking to my friend and I'm like spitting out all these facts and
statistics and why don't they do this? And he said, you know what, dude?
I said, what?
He goes, I can help you, instantaneously, I can help you with all this depression you're
feeling around this.
Turn off the TV.
And I was like, what?
How do you do that?
That I'm not going to know.
And he's like, that's exactly the point.
Exactly right.
He's like, you are helpless.
You can't go down to New Orleans right now.
It's a floating disaster.
You can't go down there physically. He's. It's a floating disaster. Like you can't go down there physically.
He's like, so just turn off the TV.
And I thought to myself, that doesn't work.
That never works.
I turned off the TV, it worked.
I was like, oh, I'm cured.
Look at that.
I feel so much better.
I did help clean up a school down there
in New Orleans after Katrina.
Yeah, I did a couple of fundraising things
around Katrina here locally.
The money was supposedly down there.
Yeah, so you do what you can do. Yeah, probably bought the guy a new truck or something. I here locally, the money was supposedly down there.
Yeah.
So you do what you can do.
Yeah.
Probably bought the guy a new truck or something.
I put the fundraiser together, a new truck, but you know, I put together a fundraiser
to buy myself a new truck so I can go down to Hurricane Katrina.
And then when the oil spill happened-
Oh, you and I really got, we organized a group.
That's right.
We had 10 or 15 people show up at a local restaurant. We held a group. That's right. We had 10 or 15 people show up at a local restaurant.
We held a meeting quickly.
Everyone disagreed on exactly what was supposed to happen.
And I handed the reins over to someone else.
I was like, fuck you.
People couldn't even agree to do the right thing.
They were like, you know, everyone was like, I was like, okay, let's, you know,
this is what we should do.
Should we take a vote on whether or not we should take a vote on whether or not
we should vote on this is the right thing to do? And I'm like, why? Like, this
is why I started this group. Did you start this group or is this group a
collective? Let's vote on whether or not we should take a vote on the collective.
And I got so frustrated by the end of the meeting. I was like, you know what?
Fuck it. I'm just gonna send my money to an organization that's already
there. It was such a frustrating experience. It really was because everyone, no one could
agree on even the simplest of things. And so then I was, I started the meeting with
an open mind and an open heart. Here know, here's a couple of ideas.
Yeah, wanting to help.
Yeah, here's a couple of ideas we have,
we think we can help.
Let's see if we could plan out some of these ideas.
Wait one second there.
You're just helping big oil around the back door
by using gas to get down to,
and I was like, okay, you got a like a super flying machine
that doesn't use energy or something
that we can get down there?
Well, I don't, but we should really think about this.
Let's think about it and take a vote.
And I was like, oh my God, guys, come on,
let's just get together and do something.
That's all I wanted to do was do something.
And no one wanted to do anything except for sit around
and talk about how we shouldn't have a leader of the group.
And I'm like, we've already wasted three hours.
This is the most frustrating experience
I've ever been a part of.
You probably shouldn't get into politics.
No, no, no, no, no. I, you know, I, I, I abhor authoritarianism, but that's probably what
I ended up being. I'd be like, I just, that's all I'd want to do is just, well, let's just
do it my way. Let's just do it my way and damn everybody else. I can see how easy it
is as a politician or a leader to just get authoritarian real quick, like my way or the highway. Because if you ask everybody for their
opinion, which is how democracy works, but if you ask everybody for their opinion, then you're really
just, you know, no one's going anywhere quickly because everyone has different opinions. It's
like it being on the, it's a lot like being on the internet. You go on there and you think,
oh, everyone's going to be on board with this one.
And then you read the comments section and you're like, wow, there are a lot of fucking
ignorant human beings out here.
And this is really dissatisfying to me.
I mean, honestly.
Yeah.
I do applaud, like, I don't think politics is a particular, I think it's a, it can be
a noble profession.
I'm not sure that in 2024, it's a noble profession to serve the people and all that stuff.
But I don't understand how they get anything done.
They don't get anything done.
Well, that's just the answer right there.
They don't get anything done.
But it's so frustrating to organize people in a way that is equitable and makes sense.
So when people do it correctly, I really am impressed by that.
I really am.
That's true, it takes a skill.
Yeah, I'm too fussy to be a politician,
if I'm being honest.
I think I'd just be irritated at everybody.
Also, there's just way too many things
from your past that would prevent you from being.
Oh, well, I don't know.
Let's think about that one, Chrissy.
Yeah, let's think about that one.
That's true now.
Yeah, I do not own large pieces of real, I don't know. Let's think about that one, Chrissy. Yeah. Let's think about that one.
I do not own large pieces of real... Let's not even get into it, but there are some things
in my past. Yes, I've done a lot of drugs. I've had a lot of different jobs. I've been
in a lot of different dalliances. There's a lot of stuff to talk about if I was to be
a politician. But after the last five years of American
politics, I'm not sure that anything, anything disqualifies me anymore. I can think of a lot
worse things that other people have supposedly done and they're still sitting in office running
for office or hoping to be in office at some point in the future. So listen, I think all cards,
all bets are off, all cards are on the table. And I think so. If you want to make a difference, get stinking rich doing nothing,
but politics is your game. That's what I got to say.
Get into AI.
John Stewart's so right about AI. It does nothing, but it'll be,
you know, it's ready to take over the world next Thursday.
And, you know, I don't, take over the world next Thursday. And, you know, I
don't, oh, hey, hey, Frankie V. It's Frankie V. It's my mom because I have my mom on the
emergency call, you know, so it comes through no matter what. And probably three episodes
a week, my mom calls while I'm recording, even though I've told her, please don't,
if it's not an emergency, please don't call during these hours. It's like Juan. Juan
and my mom are on the same schedule.
As soon as I start recording, they have to be right in front of my face making noise.
Blue, Juan, my mom, and the kids.
Add them to the list.
That's what it is. That's right. So, why don't I take this phone call from my mom?
And then when we get back, I got a special one for you. It's Friday,
so we're doing video breakdowns as
seen on TV, Kirsty. And today we're bringing back a favorite from the audience and a favorite
of ours.
A fan favorite.
A fan favorite. And I've found a video I think blows the balls off of anything else we've
done from this particular human being. And I'll share with you who that is after these
words.
Well, thank the baby Jesus. Brian took a breath and now I will use this opportunity to let Who that is after these words. we might just use your message on the show. Once Brian gets through all the messages he missed last year, of course.
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I wish he would just share a little bit of that with us.
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Can we be the best podcast selected by the guy
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Adam the Liar Lyons is someone we have reviewed many times on this show.
Adam is an internet personality who has reinvented himself many times over. but one thing that remains steadfast is that Adam is a PUA,
a pickup artist, and he talks with other pickup artists and he thinks he's the
queen's shit. I mean, this guy has never done anything wrong in his life. He's an
internet marketer, he's a pickup artist, he's a polyamory, you know, expert. He
can talk about it. He's an entrepreneur. He'll teach you how to be
a great entrepreneur. He'll teach you how to get your social media to a 10 from a 2.
This guy does everything. I think he does whatever the money goes, is that's where Adam
becomes an expert and he's desperately trying to, you know, get his bag. Fine, cool. No
problem. So are we. But Adam is a dipshit. And so anything he does is a lot of fun to review because he's so
dumb. I mean, the guy is just honestly, actually, he's not dumb. He speaks rather intelligently,
but he's dumb. He's like one of those dumb, intelligent people that you know, where they
like can speak really, like me, they speak really well, they got the words, but they don't really
say anything. There's not anything coming out behind there. So, Adam gets together on his podcast and he gets, he's doing a show, this video we're going to
review, he's doing a show with two other PUAs that we have reviewed and now his one wife.
So, his one wife. Remember a couple of years ago?
Yeah, he was on ITV or what, the British show that we would watch and he had his two wives.
Yeah, all of a sudden he was a polyamory expert and you know, this is how you do it and this
is how you get it.
So he lost one.
He lost one of them.
Actually, I'm not even sure this was one of them, this girl was one of them, but they're
doing a show together now.
It's like Ask the Dating Coach or something and they're bringing on two other completely
foibled and dumb PUA artists that we've also reviewed on this show in the past.
And I think this is good fodder for the commercial break. This might be a two banger, Chrissy.
We might have to do two episodes on this, but let's see how it goes.
Let's see how much of Adam we can take in one sitting before we make any promises.
All right. Let me pull it up there. Okay. So without further ado, I was trolling on the internet.
As you do. up there. Okay, so without further ado, I was trolling on the internet as I do like to do and
up came Adam the liar Lyons. Here he is on his podcast, Ask the Dating Coach. Welcome to Ask
the Dating Coach. I'm your host, Adam Lyons, and I'm joined by my co-host. Hi, I am Eve Lyons. I am
the wife of this beautiful Adam lions Excellent and we have Wow
Excellent excellent. Thanks for talking now. Shut up. I
Am the coach I am the wife
Is she like Swedish or she sounds Russian? Yes. Yeah, I think so
Incredible hosts with us today guest hosts. We are joined obviously by the wonderful...
Lloyd Dixon from The Single Guy, partners with Adam Lyons and happy to be here.
And lastly...
Wow, what an original name.
The Single Guy.
The Single Guy.
Still The Single Guy.
You know who I want to take dating advice from?
The Single Guy.
The Single Guy, yeah.
The very special guest, the original pickup artist, one of the first dating coaches ever to exist in America.
Not true. Untrue. Not true at all. No, he's not. I don't know what you're talking about, but we have reviewed this guy before.
Mr. Vince Kelvin.
Wow.
Yep.
Vince.
The man.
Good old Vince.
I mean, whoa.
Yeah.
His look is something.
79 years old and still wearing a mohawk.
Yeah.
Yeah, he is old.
I mean, he is old, objectively.
And he's still wearing that dumb mohawk
is the first time we saw him 600 episodes ago.
Such an honor to have you here today, bro.
Like, it's so cool. So for those of you guys that don't know,
we could argue that the grandfather of Pick Up Artistry dating Sugai-
The grandfather?
The grand-a-a-a-a-m?
The king-poo-poo of Pick Up Artistry is Mr. Kelvin Fancypants.
The grandfather, that's exactly what he is.
He's the grandfather.
He's old enough to be all of our grandfathers
and still wearing a red stained mohawk.
Yeah.
Or the original system was speed seduction.
And you were one of the first people
that did speed seduction. Speed seduction and you were one of the first people that did speed seduction. Speed seduction!
Another words, come up fast enough, hit them with enough bullshit, then try and kiss them.
That's what it is.
I've seen this guy's videos.
He basically attacks women on the street and it's really disarming and alarming.
Alarming and disarming for the women.
Back in the day, right? Back in the days, yeah.
When was this roughly, like in terms of decades? Hmm. I think...
Time's up. Decades. What does that mean? I don't even know what that means. Was it two decades ago? Was it the 70s, the 80s? Oh, Adam. I was even before the millennium.
We talked in 97, 98.
Wow, a whole 22 years ago.
He's not the first pick-up artist.
No.
Wow.
Damn.
Oh, yes.
Well, you look great, you know.
Yeah.
Show me your skin routine.
So why love?
Oh, look at her.
She's hitting on him.
Winking at him. Yeah. She's attracted to him.
Well, she's attracted to Adam. I'm sure this is a step up.
Yeah. He's 52 years older and wearing a Mohawk.
It smells like yesterday's garbage, but it's better than Adam.
About Vince. And I've like, I've been saying this for ages.
There's a lot of people on the internet arguing like who's good at dating?
Like who's the best dating coach?
Who's great?
And nowadays, like, you know, 2023,
everyone's saying it's about social status, money.
Even Adam is no...
No, he's no Vince.
Well, I was gonna say he's not immune
to also people saying who's the best, all the comments.
That's right.
The internet comments.
Yeah, I can guarantee Adam reads every one of them.
Yeah.
Looks, Vince knows we've been through this cycle, right?
That was the early 2000s.
Early 2000s, it was about money, good luck, social status.
Interesting, full circle, huh?
Yeah, previous to that.
Oh, interesting, a full circle.
I learned yesterday in my English classes.
Everyone knew it was more about how you say things, the way you come across. When we go into past 2003, 2004, 2007, people knew it wasn't
about money, status, good looks. It was about how you say things. So we go in these cycles.
And so we're in the new cycle of everyone believes it's all about this. What I love about you, Vince,
and I, there is no- Everyone believes it's all about this. What I love about you, Vince, and I, there is-
Everyone believes it's all about this.
It's a new cycle.
It's a new day.
It's a new day.
It's a new dawn.
Adam's trying to get something else to put off on women.
This video has over 2000 views.
No insult here, but you are not the stereotypical, you know, beach boy, you know, muscular ab
wearing.
Either are you.
No, I was going to say, are most pickup artists like that?
None of the ones that we've seen are like that.
No, I haven't seen one beefy bulky dude yet.
They're all like, you know.
They don't need a pickup.
They don't need schemes.
Yeah.
I feel like most of these guys
are like hentai collectors.
You know what I'm saying?
Uh-uh.
Right?
You know, you don't have that look.
You know, and then other people will say it's about age.
You know, and you are definitely over like 20.
He is just throwing compliments at this guy.
That's throwing, dropping bombs.
The grandfather, also you're so old you're very ugly
yeah you're old you're ugly how do you do it because I'm getting there and I
want to know right like you're older than that and so you stand against
everything that everyone believes is what's needed now. That's kind of been my thing throughout the years, you know?
Like, as a shorter man, I dated women who were super, super tall.
Oh! Well, then that says it all.
Such insightful commentary going on right now.
Adam's debating who the original pick-up artist is,
what cycle we're in, and he's telling us how he's short
but dated tall women.
That tells me everything I need to know.
All my single woes are cured.
You know, I wanted to defy the odds
and undo all false notions.
I think your hair's defying the odds, actually,
is what I think. Actually, with the hair.
He might have been the same height with the tall women.
Imagine his bed head.
Which I love, and for those of you guys that don't know,
I have literally witnessed this man, and you can go on YouTube, you can watch him.
He makes out with women 20 years younger than you,
that are gorgeous, that you meet on the street within how long of meeting them? Within how long of meeting them? Give me an answer.
How long? 5? 10? 15?
It's an average of 52 weeks. The proof is there online.
It's all on there. You can go watch it. It's proof. Oh, Adam's so happy to have this guy on.
I mean, I don't know what's going on here, but Adam has a man boner over this dude. And I've seen the guy's videos. It is not great. He is assaulting
women almost basically.
Super fast. It can happen super fast.
And it's just incredible because I don't care what you think in life. You just have to watch
this guy in like, and how many videos do you have of you doing makeouts? Like honestly.
How fast do you do it?
How many videos do you have?
Did he research this guy at all?
Oh, Adam wakes up and this guy has,
he has a picture of this guy in his mirror.
And he's like, you can do it Adam.
You can be just like Calvin.
Else you know, I count about 5,000.
Whoa.
5,000 videos? 5,000. 5,000. else you know I count about five thousand whoa yeah why yeah I was
yours five thousand feet yes no hand authored manuscripts what do you think
what do you think Kelvin's running around doing I'm still counting we're
still digging new ones all the time I don't think that it's five thousand but
it's I don't think it's's 5,000, but it's...
I don't think it's 5,000 actually.
I make a little bit of a lie.
It's more like 50, but you know, go find out for yourself.
It's so significant, it's ridiculous.
Is it over 10?
Yeah, I feel like...
He can do it all, folks.
Adam the lion.
He's in control.
I'm embarrassed someday.
I'll use myself to look back, you know? Yeah. it all folks. Adam the lion. He's in control. This girl, what is going on with her? I don't
know. Gave her some opium before she came on or something. Oh gross.
You can start a new calling. Can you make sure we can call it to the mic?
Oh yeah, we'll get you in.
Ah, perfect.
See, despite all the kissing, I'm too far from the mic.
Exactly. Can you describe again what those kisses contained?
The, wow, I'm going to describe it differently other than the saliva.
My favorite part of kissing is the anticipation.
It's when you still don't
know if it's going to happen or not. And sometimes it's even greater than a kiss. Non-kissing
or like, will it happen or not? I always said seduction, real seduction, the essence of
it is very feminine. And it's a pan...
The essence.
The essence of the anticipation of kissing my mouth with all the cavities and saliva
and I forgot to brush my teeth this morning.
You will love it.
Nothing like a Kelvin Belvin is what I call it.
It's when I stick my tongue and lick the top of the roof of your mouth.
So weird.
Oh my God.
The option.
Will it be? It might not be. That's the best part your mouth. So weird. Oh my God. The option. Will it be?
It might not be.
That's the best part of it.
Once it is, once it has been, you know, I mean, you heard it here.
It's shroning his make out from Calvin.
That's 100% what this is.
We are going to have a very interesting topic today, guys.
And for everybody who is watching at home.
And the other guy who joined them, the other pick-up artist, has not even been introduced.
No sir, everything is focused on Calvin.
He's huge.
The topic is Jada Smith, which is Will Smith's wife, supposedly.
That's all she's famous for.
Well no, she was an actress in her own right, obviously.
She was also an actress.
But for this specific subject, we know this is one. Why would you?
That's all she's famous for. What is going on in this clown show?
Oh, I love it. I'm so interested.
She just came out and said that as far as she's concerned,
her and her husband, Will Smith, have been separated for six years.
Was that during the entanglement thing that she was talking about?
Boom!
Podcast in a can!
Well, apparently so, but this is where this gets interesting.
That means when he said to Chris Rock, get my wife's name out your damn mouth. And then he hit Chris at the Oscars, which caused him to retroactively lose his Academy Award
and be banned from the Academy.
Is this TMZ or are we doing Ask the Dating Coach?
I know, I know.
What's going on here?
He was defending his wife as far as he was concerned.
But she didn't perceive them being married during that moment.
Yeah, so it sounds like he was trying to like...
MIND BLOWN!
I don't see anybody asking a question.
There's nobody asking a question because there's nobody listening to this stupid fucking show.
Just like us!
Like, win her back or something, or he maybe felt like they weren't together so he was
trying to overcompensate right?
Now if you do remember the exact scenario of what happened like play by play because
I watched it and I've analyzed it over and over.
Yeah I'm a professional analyzer along with my entrepreneurial entrepreneur in a kit system
that you could buy for 49.99 plus plus $9.99 shipping and handling.
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I did a breakdown, I think, on my Instagram, but I think you did one too. That was a bit
better.
Yeah. So for me, here was the steps. Chris made a joke about her.
Oh my God.
Which causes her to lose her.
Why are they analyzing this?
Because what they're going to get into is the relationship part of this.
And so what Adam is doing now is he's pre he's like, you know,
he's prepping us all for his ingenious
analyzation of what happened during the Oscars.
And Will laughed.
Then Will looks at her.
She gives him a look like this isn't funny.
Will reacts visibly getting angry and then starts getting aggressive with Chris Rock.
So initially, Will's initial reaction was not to
defend her. His reaction to her facial expression was I'm gonna step in and do
something because I'm being made to feel that I'm doing something wrong.
So the question here is how do we feel about the fact that this woman is
now saying oh yeah we weren't even together then together then. Everybody's wanted to know exactly what
Adam's thinking about this.
And now we have an opportunity to hear it right on our own show.
I'm so excited.
Adam, tell us more.
I mean, she could be lying too.
If someone says that they're like, maybe she's just
justifying her behavior after the fact.
Maybe she didn't act very good, and now she's
just saying that they're separated because like hey well you know if I was doing all
this other stuff then it's okay but I know they've openly admitted that they
have been in an open thing for pretty much since they've been married I think
so I don't know why she feels the need to say that they're separated if that
was also the case I don't know I've got a theory on why she feels need here it
comes here comes the knowledge she's about to drop the bomb krisi
Is everybody ready? What's this theory gonna say in a minute? I want to see what do you guys think about this?
I think she's driving for attention. I think you know drop is slow right there is no much acting
I haven't seen anything from her
Coming from a woman who's starring in Ask the Dating Coach with Adam and the other guy.
But PR is still PR, right?
So in my opinion, right?
Because again, even if that's true, right?
Who cares?
Seven years, six years, separate.
Why drag it through the press?
Especially it's been happening for so many years, basically. Yeah, absolutely. Vince, what do you think? Drag what through the press? Especially it's been happening for so many years basically, you know?
Yeah, absolutely.
Vince, what do you think?
Drag what through the press?
The fact that someone got slapped live on national television between two of the most
prominent actors and comedians of our time?
That was made for the press, lady.
You know, we're all very adorable because we're still not that far from having been
little kids so I
think this an element that's probably very childish like I got hurt and now
want to hurt you yeah that's typical right yeah that's typical I mean
speaking to you as somebody who was married five times
Oh, it keeps getting better. Yeah, so you're super successful.
Yeah, that's exactly what I want to take dating advice from.
Yeah.
And two, I do the same sometimes.
We feel hurt.
We go like, I hate you in any way you mean.
So we were not even together.
So I may be off with that.
But I perceive it as a very non-mature response.
A correct retention? Yeah. Maybe. but I perceive it as a very like non-mature response.
A cry for attention?
Yeah.
Maybe.
You're definitely the most qualified person
to talk about it.
You know, so many marriages under your belt, you know.
So many marriages, plenty of children, plenty of make-outs.
I love that.
He never said that.
You believe?
Ooh.
Plenty of children playing make-outs.
This is like the view for.
I know, it really is.
This is the the view for... I know, it really is.
This is the pure viewer.
This is like the view for emotionally stunted human beings.
I know, what is happening?
Just keep into the fact.
I mean, true, true.
So here's my belief. I believe, I actually agree with you. I think she's not really doing
much in the media in terms of like her career, but anytime she talks about their relationship
in a controversial way, she gets in the media. She gets in the news. Like we just saw a moment
like if you ever follow Logan Paul, I think Logan Paul is amazing from his marketing skills.
Oh yeah. Anybody who worships Logan Paul
has got to be right on the top of things.
Pressed with.
He will often do a publicity stunt
and then afterwards explain how it was pre-scripted,
how he planned it out, and he knows he gets eyeballs.
So he's about to go into a new fight
against the bare-knuckle boxer.
And during the interview, this also happened today,
or in the last 24 hours,
he threw his water bottle at the guy's stomach.
The guy reacted by throwing his microphone at Logan Paul's head, cutting him open, blood going everywhere,
and Logan Paul's question is like, is he going to fight now? And he says he's still going to fight.
But the point is, that did exactly what Logan Paul wanted it to do.
Everyone is now talking about, will he fight, won't he fight?
Which means there will be more eyeballs on the fight.
This is such incredible insight on these people's behalf. I don't even, I can't even explain.
Let's take a break. I'll try and wrap my head around exactly what's going on.
I also want to find a specific part of this video. We might fast forward for the sake of clarity.
So we don't have to get through this part of the bullshit. We'll go to some other part of the bullshit where they actually talk about relationships.
So let's take a break and we'll be right back.
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All right, we're back and we are talking, we are listening to the podcast made by Adam
the liar lions.
It's called Ask the Dating Coach.
For the first seven minutes of this video, they talked about for whatever reason, the
Will Smith situation.
This recorded back in December, I think actually December of 2023.
But I'm not interested in hearing any more of his pontification about how Will Slapping
Chris Rock live on air is somehow his wife's fault.
I don't understand what that's all about, but that's typical thinking from Adam the
Lion.
It's all women's fault.
It's all their problem and they're to be manipulated and figured out by him, the man.
So now let's get to the actual dating advice part of this,
which I think is much more funny
and probably more pertinent to the commercial break.
So here we're going to pick up where they're talking about
picking up women and the necessity to create drama
around a situation so that women act more quickly.
It's fucking crazy.
I bought all the stuff for it, you know, it literally cost like 300 bucks because
action figures and I set it all up on the living room floor in front of her while she was reading a book and I'm just
like taking pictures knowing that she's a professional photographer. Took like 20 minutes before she told me what I was doing
wrong. 30 minutes later she's now in there me, helping me take pictures. Step aside.
Yeah, exactly.
That's not how you do it.
Yeah, I'm like, no, I got this.
I'm pretty sure if I turn all the lights off,
it looks better.
It's like, no, you idiot.
But that's the point.
I would rather do that than sit next to her reading a book,
fast forward six weeks,
and she says, all we do is sit on the sofa and read books.
Oh, so you wanna play with your figurines?
Didn't he say something similar to this in another video that we watched?
It was about how he had his friend come over and he would act like he was going to clean.
And then she would say, no, you're not doing it right.
And then she would just do it.
He manipulated her into doing things that he wanted to do.
And so that's what he's doing now with his current wife, which sounds
super healthy.
I'm no therapist, but I'm going to, I'm going to pick up pointers from him.
That's brilliant.
You know, that really validates.
This is interesting.
Okay.
It was not too long ago.
I was in the middle of a coaching session and the person's request that
day was, I want to be more like, let's say somebody like Adam Lyons.
Okay.
Well, you know, I just happen to know Adam Lyons,
and genuinely.
They really said that?
Genuinely, yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
In my mind I just said that right now when I made it up.
Okay.
I think no one said that.
I wanna be more like Adam Lyons.
Genuinely, I thought okay.
What a coincidence.
What would be a characteristic of Adam that would assist this gentleman
I said, you know Adam is very forward is thinking it's very growth oriented
I don't ever read Steve Jobs Bill Gates
Copernicus Adam Lyons. These are forward thinking people
Not stating something forward, a solution,
you're a beautiful extreme example
of solution oriented thinking.
Thank you.
Go forward.
And that's what I suggested to the person.
Thanks.
Now I love, it brings up the interesting element of first,
how could a person gauge the level of drama of the other
person? That would be essential. And I know it's not easy. I often hear people say, how
do you know if a person is overly dramatic or not? And here, like a side note for me,
if you show up on Ask the Dating Coach, it's likely your drama switch is stuck at 11.
You know, you mentioned age before.
I'm 55 years old.
No, you're not.
Stop that.
That's bullshit.
That is bullshit.
Yeah, he's got to be older.
Oh, yeah.
Heading to 56.
So it's an interesting age.
It's like the age of transcendence.
It's the age where you should not be wearing that hairstyle.
I'll say that.
It's the age where you should not be a pickup artist.
Tell that to Frankie B. I'll say that. I'm just gonna say. It's the age where you should not be a pick-up artist. Exactly.
Tell that to Frankie B. Still a pick-up artist after married five times.
That's right.
Everything that I valued, that I sought so strongly
is now going to lead to like, okay,
there's gotta be more to it than all of that.
And I was really moved by the thinking of Carl Jung.
Yep, yep, yep.
Yeah, yeah.
Carl Jung.
Wow.
I am shocked.
Wow, I did not expect that.
He knows who that is, yeah.
From Kelvin.
From a man child who still wears
a three and a half foot high red mohawk.
Yeah.
All without knowing, it caught in the debate.
And every day all the clients that I helped, they caught in the debate.
Should I text her again?
Should I not?
Should I stay with her?
Should I not?
Should I go with multiples?
Should I just?
Should I go with multiples?
I can guarantee you, anybody who's showing up to Kelvin's class is not having an opportunity
to go with multiples.
What are you doing?
Hitting on twins?
Dream big.
Yeah.
Should I go for the quintuplets over there or should I just stick with one woman?
I don't know.
Or that.
So two things.
And your own personal debate.
I mean, it's fascinating if we have an
interesting debate like now that's one thing. Yeah. If we let's say you know
man this is an interesting area should I relocate should I not? Let's think about
it but that constant like should I this should I that if we don't pay attention
to it it's subtle. That's wasted energy. I think that's part of the trigger that creates that, we want out of it.
I don't want that debate anymore.
I don't want his tongue down my throat anymore.
It's these little things back and forth,
these little decisions, don't worry about it.
Just let my tongue flow down the back of your throat.
Let my silky smooth saliva intermingle with yours
as I lick the roof of your mouth with my leathery tongue.
Shhhhhh.
Yuck.
Will you be my sixth wife?
Every day, and if I resolve an aspect of the debate,
there's gonna be another one.
So a higher solution is forward thinking like you guys.
Beautiful.
I love it, yeah.
And then personally, at a pick up standpoint,
you know, you see, you having a little interaction
to channel the drama
Instead of having the debate on the inside. Should I text her? Should I not?
Text her a debate. I'm a champion of that. I will present those little debates
That's all I wanted from Calvin I am trying to decide whether to picture your nipples why I'm whacking off my
67 year old cock What is your opinion?
Like, oh my god, I'm going to Austin, Texas. Do I stay two nights or three nights? Help!
And they're all right away. I said, well, help.
I'm going to Austin, Texas. Should I stay two nights or three nights?
Help!
Yes, help.
That's part of the pick-up game?
Because I don't have a place to stay, so it's really up to you.
What's your address?
I have no specific purpose for going to Austin except your pussy.
So you tell me, three or two nights, three
nights, how many nights can you take me?
Most women would agree, they're on it. So you got to channel the drama and I'm inspired.
Like I feel it. Your presence is that.
Your presence, your essence.
Your essence.
Just look at that guy. Adam. S and sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss say, yo, not. This is ultimately useless information at a completely nonsensical
debate, but okay, let's keep rolling. You're saying give the women you're
dating options? Is that what you were saying? So what do you... I think he's end
indecisiveness and I always tell my coaching clients still on the phone, be
like, hey, well, you know, like, you know, let me think about it for a week. I'm like,
what are you gonna think about for a week oh my god look at my
finance like for a week you know like oh my all you doing is robbing time from
yourself so she's going for the hard sell What money? Let's take a look at your finances right now. FaceTime me. FaceTime me. Let me
look at Wells Fargo.
Just give me your social security number.
Yeah, what is your social security number? What's that credit card number? I'll see.
If it goes through, your finances are fine. Don't worry about it. $7,000 for next coaching
class.
It's either yes or no.
I thought I was with Adam. He's busy. Don't worry about it. I'm just as good.
Or a no. But decide, right? If it's a no, you can be a no and go do something else. If it's a yes,
let's go, right? But I'm gonna think about it for a week or a month. I always, I lay in them like 24 hours,
tomorrow you let me know. Otherwise, forget me. 24 hours, you better give me that money. Wow, the Russian
hammer, the hammer and the sickle coming right down on you. Look at that. That's why these Russians,
they're, they're smart business people.
They don't get it. They'll break your, your fucking twigs and berries if you don't answer them in 24
hours. Yeah. I love this. And this is why I freaking love you, Vince, by the way. Like everyone who's
like never heard of Vince Kelvin, by the way, like first of all, you're robbing yourself of looking at
the guys that have paved the way for all the new people to come. But like, pave the way?
The founding fathers of female manipulation?
Is that something to be proud of?
How proud are you?
Pave the way.
Yeah, listen, three thousand years from now, when we're all long gone
and the aliens come down and they start excavating and, you know, looking for,
you know, signs of life and all that, they're gonna find these stupid fucking videos
and they are gonna bounce off this planet knowing
there was zero hope for anything to work out.
Yeah, they're gonna go, that's how far they got?
In 50,000 years, that's how far they got?
Adam the lion's?
There is so much wisdom in what he said, right?
So much, like there are a lot of guys that like,
don't be a fucking pussy, like just fucking make a decision. there are a lot of guys that like you know you know don't be a fucking pussy like just fucking make a decision
right there were those kind of guys like or just fucking pick right or just do
the action no there's so much more power in first of all understanding debates
are great personal debates are terrible right which is which is the first thing
that then said which I agree with a hundred percent I'm exactly the same any
minute I am having an internal discussion, and I'd never even voiced it until you said it, by the way.
So that's fabulous.
That needs to-
That's fabulous, Fitz, fabulous.
And really pulling out all the elements of Adam.
He's just like the Chris Rock slap.
He's dissecting every moment, Chrissy.
He's pulling out all the nuggets.
He's giving it to us in completely incoherent,
digestible bites.
End? Straight away. And I do.
How do you end it though?
So we'll get that. He gave a solution.
One is make the debate an opportunity to talk to another woman,
send the debate to her and let her deal with it.
It's her problem now, right?
Should I decide that he's staying two nights or three nights?
You know, it's up to her.
Oh, it's brilliant. It's brilliant. Your problem now.
Should you send me $4,000 for my trip to Austin or not? Your debate, your problem.
Or send me $5,000 and I won't come to Austin.
Your debate. Now you take care of it.
Okay, I'll be here.
Kelvin, peace out.
Kelvin out.
It's kind of like the idea of like the guy that tossed a coin
to make decisions or rolled a coin to make decisions or rolled
a dice to make decisions, right?
Always just said yes.
Like in his situation, he's saying always just ask another woman.
What a great opportunity to continue a conversation.
Go on a dating app and just send it to, Hey, I'm flying to Austin tomorrow.
I don't know if I'm saying two or three nights.
Can you pick for me?
Right?
Like, and you send that to 200.
Oh, it's brilliant.
It's brilliant.
We've come up with all the tactics.
We're paving the way for the future ahead of us. What a tactic.
I bet you have at least 300 douchebags out there that are trolling Tinder just throwing out questions.
Yeah.
I have to pee. Should I go or not? Your problem.
Your issue. Kelvin out.
Imagine like, hey, what's up? happy Wednesday, I'm flying to Austin.
Do I stay for two nights or three?
What?
Oh my god.
I love it, I think this is so fascinating how these douche gals will think.
Yeah, actually, I was responding to it, like thinking about it, right?
But I still don't know if I should stay two or three nights
He's got this weird laughing he keeps
The single guy yeah the single guy they don't even have the camera on them. Yeah Yeah, he's out. Yeah, you can see how important he is to Adam. He's not important.
Well, you can write down all the answers, compare who's who, you know, who's one.
He is staring directly at her tits. Do you see that?
The guy that we don't even know his name because he hasn't been introduced yet.
On the left-hand side of the panel, there's four of them sitting from left to right, obviously.
There's a single guy who is young, you know, good-looking dude. He's talked a little bit here,
but then the wife of Adam, then Adam, and then this guy, Kelvin, with the crazy haircut and
whatever, crazy outfit. But the guy on the far left, we just, you know, I paused the video so
that Chrissy and I could, you know, be as dumb as possible. And he is staring directly at Adam's wife's tits.
It's so obvious.
You know what?
One of the most misunderstood steps I took was a program called God-Given Game.
God-Given Game.
And Triple G, what up?
Triple G, represent from the house,
Austin, Texas, two or three nights, what up?
Right there, it would be easy,
and I love that I can easily be misread.
So a bit like of the final frontier.
But I'm all about core healing for both men and women.
And in that program, what I wanted to utter that was totally misunderstood, God given
game would be, it's already there.
If let's say, I don't know what to say, that's what I should say.
I don't know what to say, but you grab my attention.
Then I realized that I'm not really comfortable and forgive me realized that I'm not really comfortable.
And forgive me, but I'm not really comfortable.
Oh my God.
Let me have verbal diarrhea all over you because that'll make me feel better about myself,
right?
I think we might have to dig a little further into this.
Now I'm finally starting to have fun. The first couple of minutes I was like,
oh, this isn't what I wanted to do.
Ugh.
And that's all you have to say, Brian.
Just say that out loud.
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