The Commercial Break - PUA vs PUA

Episode Date: June 2, 2023

At TCB, we love a pick up artist, and we got ourselves a gift from God. It's John Anthony Lifestyle reviewing Adam The Liar! the everything shower Who has the time for that kind of shower? Dead To Me Lifetime shows Married at First Sight UK & AU Scandoval Tom Sandoval is the #1 Ass Hat and has a shitty band PUA takedown John Anthony Lifestyle critiquing Adam The Liar Is John Anthony doing coke in his intro? Adam Lyons…or Adam’s Lying Jewelry and a tank top vs a red streak of hair Producer Christina WILL be checking out his tiktok John Anthony is just mean Bryan's throwing stones from a glass house One creep calling another creep creepy He's the furthest thing from credible John Anthony and his close up laughing The editing in these videos is SO BAD Both of these guys seem to think women are stupid. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Best to you out there on the podcast universe. Hey, Chrissy, I want to tell you something, but I want to tell it to my wife because I'm just, everything I got to say I talk to my wife through the podcast in case you have a lot of it. So I'm going to share something with you that I just learned that proves that I've been right the whole time about something. Oh yeah. You ready? Gen Z says 3 hour everything shower are better than sex. 3 hour everything showers better than sex. I've been doing it right the whole time. That's right.

It's wet from the New York Post, one of the most reliable news sources out there. It's wet, but not wild. Gen Zs and millennials are getting hot fur. Shower clean, very clean. The newest trend in grooming is the everything shower, which entails taking an extremely warm and steamy shower for two to four hours. Soaping up every nook and cranny while they blast their favorite music.

On TikTok, the indulgent practice has gone viral with hashtag Everything Shower Racking Up Over 168 million views. Says Tiktok or Taylor, and everything shower with hot water and Taylor Swift is better than sex. Sorry. Now. It doesn't seem very conscious of the water. Well, first of all, I wanna know where these people are getting

their hot water heaters. Exactly. Because I don't know, I mean, I don't know about them, but my, I have the largest kind of water heater you can buy for a residential, and I did that on purpose, knowing that I like to take three hour, everything showers. And I still can't get more than 30 minutes

out of hot water out there. If I go onto the 30 minute mark, I'm gonna start getting a little shaky on the hot water. Yeah, I mean, I guess you could have those like hot water on demand type things. What do they call those? Like the, I don't know what they call them. There are heaters essentially,

the heat the water as it travels through the pipes. Okay, okay. So you can always have hot water, essentially, theoretically. I had one of these in this house before I got the water heater. It was the hottest piece of shit I'd ever bought in my entire life. Because yes, you can have hot water on demand

as long as nothing else in the house needs warm or hot water at all. At the same time. Yes, so if Astrid was to turn on the way other side of the house, if Astrid was to turn on the warm water to wash some dishes, I would get a freezing cold shower and it drove me fucking nuts. Also, during the winter, it only takes 45 minutes to an hour for that thing to heat up the water. So those things are a piece of shit. First of all, where are you getting your water, tankless water heater?

That's what it's called. Where are you getting your hot water from? Gen Zs, please let us in on this. And you're paying for your water bill. Mommy and daddy, because that's where they live. I'm not saying that's everybody. I'm saying I can only assume that a fair portion of people who take three hour showers on a daily basis, probably don't have a job. Because I mean, where do you find the time?

Yeah, what else are you doing? But I am with you, I am with you, I am with you. Know that I was the originator of this. I started this way back in 1980 something, so I could 90 something, excuse me, so I could practice my master, Batory Habits, and I will not let it go. I need a 30 minute hot, 30 minutes is enough.

I think 30 minutes is enough. I need a hot shower to catch up on all my emails, my telephone calls, and my favorite YouTubers. And then I just need like five or six minutes to decompress in the hot water, you know, showering and shaving and all that other stuff. And then I feel refreshed for the day. Now, I do that two to three times a day.

So I'm at some like maybe 90 minutes. I give my hot water heater a chance to refresh. You know what I'm saying, Chrissy? That's true. But I was right about this all along. And I want Astrid to know that through this podcast because that's when we communicate best. When I have a microphone and she can yell at me later.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We. Yeah. Yeah. We need to go sign those papers about the wheel. I took out another million dollar life insurance policy. Can you do me a favor? I think something's wrong with the car.

Can you go stand in front of it? Well, I get in it and when I start the car, you'll know if something's wrong enough, okay? Don't just stand right there! Oops! Oh no! I killed my husband accident, I swear to God! She's got that life insurance agent on speed dial, yeah. Forensic files. Do I put it on your calendar? Made murder by lifetime movies coming out soon made spelled

M.A.I.D. made for murder a brand new lifetime original based on every other shitty Netflix movie ever. I've noticed they have a pattern over a lifetime. They just take the most dramatic and shitty movies that Netflix is producing this, you know, runs up to the top of the charts and they quickly produce that. Oh, that's true. They do that. Yes. What's that's true. They do that. Yes.

What's that show with Christina Applegate? They don't actually interview the people that it happened with, but they interview like, you know, people who reported on it. People who reported on it, or now have a general nosy interest in it because they make a living going from documentary to documentary, just bullshitting. But when I'm talking about is the actual cheesy reenactment movies that they do. Oh, right. So you know that show Dead To Me

with Christina Applegates? Okay, great show, by the way. I love that show. So the new movie that they have made for murder is exactly the same premise as Dead To Me. Lady gets drunk, wakes up the next morning, dead person in the pool, she cleans it up because she doesn't think the police will believe her and then she has to go

find out who set her up essentially. It's like what a blatant ripoff of something that's already doing so well, but lifetime kills it with those movies. They kill it with those movies. And forget about the Christmas movies. Don't even get me started on the Christmas movies Christmas tree of death On lifetime A lifetime original movie Janice was a single house mom raising three children when all this she went on a secret date with her best friend and he died from a Christmas tree Christmas tree murders on lifetime the poisonous sap.. Oh yeah, the poisonous sap killed them. Actually, the poor sap got dead. That's what happened.

It's so silly. It is so silly. However, lifetime continues to make one of my favorite shows, which is Marida first sight, UK. The UK, it's not TLC. It's not TLC. Oh, okay. TLC can't have ownership over all the good ideas.

So lifetime, well, generally not a station I would watch, just because I'm not their demographic, they do have one program that I like, and that is Merida first site, UK or Australia. One of those two versions, the US version, they try too hard to get couples actually that like each other. You know what I'm saying?

They're trying too hard to make the marriages work, and therefore it is uninteresting. If I wanted to watch a show about a marriage that's constantly in peril, I could just videotape my own marriage. Why do I... Why did I forecast that joke a little bit? Okay. I just want my guys to listen. I can only do so much. Why would I want to watch an entire season of people just trying to navigate marriage?

That's boring. However, if you put a bunch of social media stars, social media want to be influencers in the same room together and then randomly choose who they get married to based on the complete opposite of what they wanted, then you have married at first sight UK. It's brilliant, the British always do it better. I don't know what to tell you. It's such a dramatic show and it's so full of just crazy crappy drama that I love it.

You know, I love it. Of course, I know you love it. And then they have the two hour versions. So it makes me really happy because when I get to sit down, I mean, I never have two hours of myself, but I can watch it all week. I can just like digest the things you do. I noticed that was 90 day fiancee when I watched it before they were doing those long,

the really long ones. They do two hour episodes now because they know it's such a hit that they have to keep it going. And why not? Like more, as far as I'm concerned, the more the merrier. But there are some now 90 day versions. There's like 12 different 90 day versions. And there are a few of those 90 day versions that I'm not, different 90 day versions. And there are a few those 90 day versions that I'm just not into. It doesn't, there's so many. There's so many 90 day the other way, 90 day abroad,

90 day matchmaker, 90 day fiance. Revers. Yeah, 90 day follow up, 90 day the watch party, 90 day, I mean, this just goes on and on and on. It's constantly 90 day fiance, my 600 pound life, the seven little Johnston's and Whitney whoever you know my big fat American life or whatever it is. Oh, yeah, oh and occasionally Sean Arale show up too So those are on deck then it makes me happy Speaking of shitty reality shows. Do you know?

The guy Tom Sandivall I've heard of him. I don't guy Tom Sandeval. I've heard of him that I don't was. Dom Sandeval Sande Claus Sande Claus Sande Claus Sande Claus. I've heard of him and I've heard of the whole, you know, Raga Marour about Riga Marour. Yes, about this situation, but I don't watch the show. Okay. So I wasn't too invested in it. Vander pump rules, which is a bravo show, which I've never watched. I don't watch the show. Okay. So I wasn't too invested in it. Vandor Pump Rules, which is a Bravo show, which I've never watched in my dollar.

I'm surprised I don't watch it because I like your Bravo things. I would think if you watched below deck, then Vandor Pump Rules will be right up your alley. Vandor Pump Rules, which is a show I've never watched, but I guess it's about this lady Vandor Pump who's a restaurant tour, am I right or a club owner bar?

Yes, it's about the people that work in the restaurant. And I lived that at one point in a lot of time. Oh, I did too. 12 years in my life. I think I've seen that before. Yeah, me too. But, you know, for people that are not restaurant ease who have not been indoctrinated into the world

of sex drugs and serving food, then I can see how this could be interesting. But I, you're right, I don't watch it because I've already lived it. And nothing I see on TV is gonna be half as interesting as what I actually lived. Nor is he anti-classical. Kajanti-classical, Brian.

Send him some old bread and the bottle of kajanti-classical. Make sure the soft show claps come out the movie beast, sumo, ah, yeah, yeah. Soft show crabs. You said watch. Ah, yeah. Yeah. Soft show crabs. You said watch those things get murdered. They put them in the fryer life. Just going to be disturbing.

Nothing like getting fried up by your little brain still twirling. So Tom Sandeval, let me give you a little bio based on what they say here. I think it's USA Magazine or something. Tom Sandeval was one of the original cast members of Vanderpump rules, which premiered in 2013. During the early days of the series, he worked as a bartender at SUR, which is where a lot of the show was filmed. The Missouri native teamed up with co-star Tom Schwartz, Lisa Vanderpump, and her husband

Kentod in summer of 2018 to open Tom-s in Los Angeles only in Los Angeles. Sandevol became the co-owner of another restaurant with shorts called Schwartz and Sandes. When he's not taping Bravo reality show or working on one of his food establishments, Sandevol is a touring member of Tom Sandevol and the most extras. The TV personality had a to most rules relationship with a co-star, Kristen that played out in season one through three. Sandeval confirmed during season two that Vanderpump rules that he was attached to Ariana Maddox,

the pair released a book, blah, blah, blah, like a book on cocktails. And then US Weekly confirmed in March of 23 that Sandeval cheated on Maddox with co-star, Raquel, Raquel, Levice, Raquel Levice, I don't know, which factored into their breakup the same month. So the reason why he's all over the, the rags right now is because of this cheating scandal that's going on and everyone feels he, I don't know.

I don't know why people get so interested in all this stuff. Yeah, that he's just a jerk and that he cheated on her. So I never have ever, never have I ever watched an episode of Vanderpump. So I, but I started reading about this Tom Sandivall guy and I'm like, man, he looks like a douche. Like this guy must be a total ass hat. Let's stalk his Instagram and see if I can find some ass-hatty type content that he's put on there

so we can show what an ass-hat he is. And what I found instead of a lot of ass-hat content, I found videos and a lot of them of his band, Tom Sandevol and the Most Extras, playing live shows. Most Extras. It's a horrible name for a band. I'm really, really.

He's a, he looks like he was squeezed out of a 1980s toothpaste commercial. I mean, this guy is just a, I don't know, he looks the part of the evil cheater, essentially. But I got to tell you something right now, right here. I got so into his music videos, watching him live, he does cover, they do all cover tunes. That's all they do. With a horn section and a backup singers and the whole nine yards, that I found it kinda hard to turn away

because he was singing a lot of songs that I thought, wow, you know, he's doing them, there's a pretty good job of doing that cover tune, whatever it happened to be. You wanna hear a little bit of Tom Sandeval in the extras? Sure. Totally against every copyright law in America. But Tom, don't hate me because I'm giving your music career here a little bit of Tom Sandevol in the extras. Sure. This is totally against every copyright law in America.

But Tom, don't hate me because I'm giving your music career here a little push. I would imagine. Does commercial break give anybody a push? No. It hasn't given our career a push yet. We might give him a negative. That's true. Sorry, Tom.

Sorry to reduce your follow. I was to say, we have to stay true to TCB minus. Yeah, TCB minus. All your favorite content elsewhere. All right, here's Tom Sandeval and the most extras doing take on me by AHA. Wow. Live from the Grammar Sea in New York.

Here's my thing about cover tunes. If you're gonna do a cover tune, let's do it the right way. Let's make it sound like the original and then add your little spices to it here and there. I don't like cover tunes to go too far off the beat and path. I find that nine times out of ten unless you're just an outstanding singer, guitar player, whatever it is, unless your band is so kick ass that everything you do touches the gold, if you stray too far from the original... If you get too artsy with it.

If you get too artsy with it, then it ends up sounding like total shit. Hence, why 33 penis did not go anywhere? Killing in the name of was way far off the original intention. It was. Yeah. Killing in the name of some of those that want forces are the same that burn crosses. Not exactly how that line was intended to be. It's a little more punchy. Yeah, a little more raging. Yeah, a little more raging. You really want

to be angry again. So people who were burning crosses. And I was, as a teenager, I don't know why it came out so fluffy. Ha, ha, too. It's great. Yeah. It's great. I don't know what I need to say. I'll say it anyway.

Today is a nothing I'll think to find you. You're starting away. Ooh, look at that. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great.

It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. I'll say it anyway Today is a nut-thumb thing to find you You're starting away Go to the girl, go to the girl, go to the girl, go away Take on me Take on me Take on me

Take on me Do you hear it? Does he hit it? Is he hitting it? Okay. Now, I am 90% sure that he is lip syncing there. Okay. But I think it is his voice regardless. Yeah.

There's like an under track with... You can watch his lips aren't quite, like to me, it's so easy to tell when someone is lip-sinking because you look for these high notes. You're in the biz. I was in the biz. And like when you push your microphone seven feet away from your face and you're still singing

in the same volume that you were one line of the song ago, that doesn't make sense. Because if I push my microphone away three and a half feet, I sound completely different than I do. So, and he's doing a lot of this, like pushing the microphone away and pulling it back, and it hits his face sometimes, but you can't hear the popping in the microphone.

So, I'm pretty sure that he's lip-sinking in this particular performance, but still, if that's his voice, not bad. No, not at all. And I think the rest of the band is playing the click track. So not a bad band either. Yeah. We're going to put a band together, put this band together.

Why not? It looks like almost all women in the audience. Of course. Watch his lips. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put a band. I'm going we are.

I mean, you could tell. He's like moving the microphone back and forth away from his face, but he's perfectly on the microphone. You know what I'm saying? See these little tricks of the trade that you can figure out. But it's all women in the crowd. This is like two years ago or something. It's all women in the crowd because look at Tom Sandevol.

He looks straight out of central casting, evil being cheater and that's exactly what 25% of the women on this earth want. They find that sex. He's a bad boy. He's wearing red bell bottom leather pants. Sparkles. Sparkles. Tom. I mean, listen, he's got more women on jumping up on his crotch than I ever had in 33 penis. Is there a matter of fact, if I had to take an informal census of what the original 33 P audience was, I would say 13 to 17 year old angry young man is probably where it would be. I think we had one girl one time that was like, woo! It's just like golf. They say you hit that one shot that keeps you coming. You could

shoot a 170 on the course, but you'll hit that one drive that's perfect and you're like, I'm Tiger Woods, man. I knew I had it in me. I just have to keep playing. Yeah, didn't you tell the story about her being at the bar? That was a different band. That was Chopper Johnson. But yes, there was't need to the story about her being in the bar. Uh, that was a different band. That was Chopper Johnson. But yes, there was one girl at the bar, six uninterested people just looking to go to a, like a low lit jazz club so they could get some quiet time and upshows Chopper Johnson. Ah, Chopper Johnson and Brian after a half a bottle of frozen

half a Lose a Quarvo. You can only imagine the scene. The stage wasn't even big enough to fit the drums. I mean, we were just like standing out in the middle of the restaurant playing. But there was one lady, one woman at the bar, and she just, wow, she found Brian Green was a snack.

She couldn't keep her eyes off me. I probably look like Tom Sandivall does right there. Only I had green corduroy. The green corduroy. Bell bottoms with bright blue Doc Martins on. Then I had been wearing for six to 12 years. I think Tom's not got a bad band here. He does.

I don't know about it. Is shitty love life. Are they still going? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, they just did a show a couple of weeks ago. He has some. Yeah, I wouldn't call it a tour.

I would call it shows. There's this guy that I have on my Facebook. And he's like, God bless him because it's just I, by sheer luck and the prodding of Astrid and our good friend, Allison, this show came about. True. But my dreams were long dead and buried. You know what I'm saying? I was pretty sure that I was never, I was gonna be like the commercial real estate finance

guy for the rest of my life. And that was okay because at times, at times I was sure that we're coming up, I would have made money. Right. It's just right around the corner. Just right around the corner, five feet from gold, as they said. But I really, at my age, I was feeling a little, I had shoved those dreams to the back of my head realizing they would probably never happen. Only by sheer luck did this all come together

like this thing some part to you. Now, still waiting for the money to show up, but hey, listen, you can't have everything you want. No, nothing's perfect. We've got a huge 36-person audience. This is waiting for our content every day. It's either that or bots. I'm not sure, but what does it matter really?

No, it doesn't. Yeah, if I could go look at my stats and go, we went from 35 to 36, then I could go look at my stats and go we went from 35 to 36 then I'm cool so I think You know most people see these dreams kind of fade away after a while But there are a couple hangers honors and you know who they are yeah We have a lot of them in our circles. We do a lot of the creative types in God bless them because you know what?

There's this video going around and I forget who who it is. Is it Tiffany Hadish maybe saying like, at age 20, whatever, somebody did this, at age 30, somebody else did this, at age 40, Steve Martin started to come up, start on Saturday Night Live. At age 50, I don't know. Basically, she was saying that it doesn't matter. You can do something in any age.

I don't know who those people are, how they got so lucky, but most of us will understand at some point, you gotta stop trying to live the dream of a 22-year-old guitar rock god, except for this guy on my Facebook, who is in his 60s, probably, in his early 60s, and he is still trying. And so the other day he posted on there,

his band, da da da da, two or dates. And it was like, Savannah, Georgia, Savannah, Georgia, Savannah, Georgia, all three weeks apart at the same place, and then one in Charleston. And I was like, that's not really a tour. That's more like showing up to a restaurant every three weeks and playing your guitar.

Oh my God bless you, but let's be honest about it. Yeah. It's not the Taylor Swift 50 truck. Right. Right. No. Parade. Not yet. Could be just around the corner though.

Hey, listen, I'm rooting for the guy. If he does in fact make it into big stardom, I'm rooting for the guy with 100%. Should we go to a show? No, I don't want to support him. I didn't say I would support him. I said I'm rooting for him. There's a big difference between rooting for somebody

and giving him harder and money. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. There's a big difference between rooting for somebody and giving him harder and money. I didn't see him jumping on our Patreon when we decided that they wouldn't do that. No, well now it's coming back to you. His name is Tom too. G-S-E-B Hey you, guess you, I hate to interrupt all the fun, but I just want to remind you that tcbpodcast.com is where you find all the audio and the video, plus you can contact us to get your free 21EPM sticker.

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Do you remember this? Yes. Okay. I have found. I have seen stars collide. I have seen the big bang. I have seen God, the face of God, in a video that I found on YouTube. Wow. And I'm trying to not get too excited. I want everyone just kind of work into this a little bit like I had to. But I will tell you, this is probably the best thing since sliced bread, and it's certainly the best thing that's ever happened to the commercial break.

Oh, wow, you're really building this up. I'm really building this up. We have two PUA's that we've been, PUA is a pick up artist in case anybody doesn't know. We've recently gotten some kudos on our Apple reviews to calling out these PUA's. I just think it's just the weirdest thing you could. I mean, they're just assholes. Let's be honest about it.

Well, they're giving bad advice. Terrible advice. Terrible. That's one. Showing this thing advice. They're trying to make science out of something that's kind of science-kind of magic. Like, you just have to be yourself. You got to figure out your own way in the world. There's no scientific formula to get you pusey. That's not going to happen. Because if it really worked, then everybody would do it, but it doesn't really work. figure out your own way in the world. There's no scientific formula to get you pussay. That's not gonna happen,

because if it really worked, then everybody would do it, but it doesn't really work. Two of the PUA's that we've been focusing on lately, are some of my favorites that we've ever done. And you know this is, it's John Anthony lifestyle, and Adam the liar.

Together? Together. What? Are you ready for this? This is John Anthony breaking down the Adam the Lions approach video that we just broke down. Are you ready for that? Can you handle this? I think so.

Can you handle John Anthony critiquing Adam the liar? So now it's going to be the commercial break critiquing John Anthony critiquing Adam the liar. That's an inception moment. This is an inception moment. My mind is blown when I saw this video. I couldn't believe that John Anthony was actually calling out Adam the liar for the same practices that John Anthony himself puts into play. First of all, second of all, I'm just gonna say this right out from the get, John Anthony is not exactly the world's most experienced video breaker downer.

It's quite bad actually. It's a long video. I'm sure it's gonna take two episodes to get through this and I'm really excited to do this with you, my friend, because we've already watched the video he's breaking down. And John Anthony is just a lug nut. He is just a fucking nut. Well, he's been exiled out of the country as well,

so, isn't he? Yeah. I mean, there's some people that are looking for money from John Anthony. They want that $100,000. They spend on that course. The coaching course. The coaching course.

Yeah, apparently he didn't call back. I mean, allegedly. Allegedly, I should say that. When John Anthony sued the commercial break for what? I don't know, but you could try. All right, so without further ado, I was trolling on the internet as I do like to do. And we are about to watch John Anthony.

Oh, John. From John Anthony lifestyle, talk about Adam lions, Adam the liar from so many of other videos. He's gonna break down his video. Here we go. And all anybody could see was four goes in a semicircle around him, berating him and him looking at the floor. For about an hour. Now the good news is, he hung in for that. So by the way, in case you haven't never heard the commercial break before, I haven't heard these episodes, the British accent is Adam the liar.

He is the guy, his name's Adam Lyre. We call him Adam the liar. And then John Anthony comes up with a less interesting nickname for him that's very similar. You'll get it. So John Anthony is breaking down at him the liars video so the british accent is at him

the other voice you're hearing is john anthenny uh... scrolled here's like uh... do i get paid yet what's going on uh... uh... his intros worse than Frankie Bees. Wow. Wow.

You got to be kidding me. Putting the science back into sex. Yeah, putting the science back into sex. That doesn't even make any sense. By the way, the intro to John Anthony's videos. Is that a real line of co? Yes, it is him doing a line of co. By the way, the intro to John Anthony's videos. That is the line of co. Yes, it is him doing a line of co.

Like, hide. Or at least that's just what my brain sees. Oh, no, no, actually it's him in the middle of a jacuzzi with a perinacid tits. What in the world is going on here? It's all selfies of him with women in various states of undress who do not know they're having their picture taken. Why? Because their faces are blurred out.

If you have to blur out the faces in the intro video, you've had a few negative comments. What's up guys? John Anthony here from John Anthony Lifestyle. In today's video, we're going to be looking at Adam Lyons going over approaching. Adam Lyons has just come on the playing with Fire Podcast, claiming that if a girl likes him, he has close to 100% chances of getting that girl. The real stats report. 100% chances. 100% chances.

I have 100% chance of winning the lottery tomorrow. But then the chance, but then the actually winning the lottery, actually winning the lottery. It's much less. Myself and Paul Janko, which line up exactly, is 10% close rate. Okay, so he's a bit off there, but he also associates with the mega-scan product that goes by Tau of Badass, so it's no surprise. Tau of Badass. It's Tau of Badass. First of. So it's no surprise. Tao of badass. It's Tao of badass. First of all, it's not the Tao of badass. If you're gonna appropriate someone else's culture, at least get it correct.

You fuck nut. If I have Paul Janker coming on my channel tomorrow, oh Paul Janker, we gotta look at this guy. I don't know, right in the list, Paul Janker. Yeah. Well, we're gonna go on the rabbit hole in this one. Yeah. And stay at 11 J. Yeah. Well, we're gonna go on the rabbit hole and this one. Yeah.

And stay at 11 a.m. Eastern time case. So don't miss that YouTube live. So it looks like we should be calling Adam Lyons, Adam's Lyon, okay, or it, oh my God. That's, ours was better. Putting the science back in defecation. Oh, he's talking about. Adam's Lyon, you couldn't get anything better. He's talking about. Adam's lion? You couldn't get anything better than Adam's lion?

Adam's lion. That's his new name. Adam's lion. Okay, the famous old-school PUA. Like, the lion's ass off. Here he is in this clip with the... Well, I agree with you there, John. So does he? Yeah, and so does John.

That's right. The streak of bright red hair, looking like a dumbass. And we will go... I can't believe he's critiquing him. Look you. That's right. The streak of bright red hair looking like a dumb ass and we will go I can't believe he's critiquing him. Look at what he's wearing. He's wearing like 5,000 necklaces and a tank top 5,000 necklaces three different microphones a tank top. He's got his knuckles tattooed Through and critique what's for sure going to be horrible strategy advice Okay, before you get into that, I want to remind you guys we have a two day challenge coming up this Friday and Saturday. It's a virtual bootcamp, it's only $27.

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when you're out and about doing the approaches. How are you? So wait, I'm gonna be out and about with the approaches. And I'm gonna click. Yeah. What do I do here in the situation? This girl just told me that I'm fat and ugly. What do I do next? Do the capture approach capture do the kidnap approach

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if you just randomly just show other girls on Tinder and various states of undress, why wouldn't I watch your channel either? I watch your channel for a totally different reason, but you know. You're skeptical of what I can do to help you with the results I claim on getting for people, which is the leading results in industry. Check out the proof page in the description.

So leading results in the industry. What industry is this? The art of bad seduction. The towel of seduction. The towel of seduction. So here we go. Adam Lyons approaching. One of the things I absolutely love about this is if somebody's standing and they're standing on their own in the bar, you kind of want to make it, it's kind of obvious what you're doing, you know?

You know, as smooth as I like to be, if I'm approaching I'm approaching. I could try this. It's just standing next to a girl. Yeah. Can you smell my draconu pulling you the clothes up to me? I have been trained by somebody best by you as anywhere. At the industry.

I have over 12 confirmed kills. There are mainly girls working at the mall, but I have kills, lots of kills, 10% kill rate. That means 1.2 of them have slept with me. Hey. That's like what mystery I was teaching, okay, group theory or opening up the shoulders. Oh, get all mystery started at all.

He did. Yeah. And if he didn't look like that, if he didn't look like such he didn't look like such if he didn't wasn't literally wearing an ass hat maybe he would have gone further he's trying to be like Tommy Lee from the 90s oh my god because he doesn't look much better these days either he got rid of the hat but now he just like an old man way past his front he's like an old man. It's way past his friends.

He's like a ghost actually. Yeah. I don't telegraph interest. But he wasn't that smooth. Yeah, she knew I was approaching. I've been better off just going straight up and approaching. Or alternatively, make it clear that I had no interest in approaching.

Now here's where it gets all fucking backwards. Make it clear that you have no interest in approaching. Pretend you don't like her and you don't want to talk to her. See how this looks. So I don't want to stand and make it look cool. I kind of just want to come over, chill out, relax, even look at her, look at something. By the way, this dude's in the modern day.

He married a four and a half and a six and a half out of 10. It's two very average chicks, one of them below average actually. Whoa! Dude! Which hole did you climb out of? of a below average actually. Whoa. Dude. Which hole did you climb out of? Which primordial sludge did you come out of? That you have the right to go judging.

Somebody else's wife's looks. You say that as if it's a scientific fact. Yes, you have a 10, but the rumors are that you pay her to sleep with you. That's not a bad deal at all. I bet I could go out there and find someone to pay to sleep with that was really good looking. Conversely, I bet Holi could do the same thing with a guy. And he's like all like, you know, he thinks he's so cool and everything because he lives with two chicks.

Good job, Adam Lyons. Adam's Lyon. Bells in the bar. Yeah! Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Hey, hey Brazil. I made a funny. Come back, come over here. I said something really funny. Tell them, tell them I always said something funny. He does. Wow, no he does.

Maybe we've had my phone, have a look at my phone a bit, completely ignore the girl, cloth. That's crazy. Look at that. There, there's the open. It's an observational opener. That was a bad, that was a bad, yeah. I mean, let's say I'm not disagreeing with John Anthony.

I'm just disagreeing with John Anthony, disagreeing with Adam the line. Exactly. You gotta understand. Sometimes the enemy of my friend is my enemy. And then sometimes the friend of my enemy is my friend. How do you say that? I don't know either. I bring somebody else into it.

I guess it's close rate wasn't quite at 100% in these days. It comes a bit more under the radar. But in reality, if they're just standing there, you kind of want to make sure that you go in and open. Now, there's some other key points to somebody that. It's all so weird. It's so weird. And it's so weird.

Why would I go? Stand next to a girl. By the way, if you're not watching this, then what you're not seeing is that this is the same video we broke down a couple of weeks ago. Adam, there's a girl standing near a fireplace. Adam walks up to her, stands next to her, opens his phone and then shows it to her.

Isn't that funny? It's like, why would I ever show a girl my phone? I'm trying really, yeah. My whole life I've been trying really hard not to show girls my phone. You know what I'm saying? It's my'm mad. Yeah, my whole life I've been trying really hard not to show girls my fun. You know what I'm saying? It's my private business. Standing in.

The most important is you wanna lock in. Locking in is so important when you're talking to somebody. Because if you don't, it looks like you're the one that's hitting on the go. Hahaha. Why does your life in these video, it cuts to him, and it's like really close up well bad editing which he's always suffered from.

He looks like a monster. First of all second of all great breakdown John you just stop every three minutes to laugh. Now I can hear everybody out in the crowd. Don't throw stones, Ryan. Shut up. It's backwards. Can you go and sit next to it? Pretend to use your phone and then be like, hey, look at this.

And now you have to like try your hardest to not look like you're hitting any of your numbers. I mean, as opposed to him going up to the makeup counter, girl, I mean, what? Or kidnapping somebody and taking them back to the bathroom or separating them, the further friends. Yeah, I mean what? Or kidnapping somebody and taking them back to the bathroom or separating them. The friends. Yeah, I guess separating them. So that they don't have a good idea of what's really going on. There's a disorientation. Yeah. It sounds like you're just looking for the dumbest person in the room that you can

run around like the Tazminian devil and press her with your spider-like senses. I'm not really sure. No, you are. And you want to change that as fast as possible. You want to make it look like she's hitting on you, not just for her, but for the rest of the room. Well, how bad this advice is. He's not offering all-turned-it.

Well, the rest of the room to think that she's hitting on you so you can do better with other girls later. She might absolutely hate me. Yeah, it's the alternative. He's not a... I didn't understand. He's just laughing at what he's saying and saying that's wrong. Which is also what we do,

but we're not claiming to be PUA either. So we're looking to them for the advice. I have never on any of these videos ever heard advice that I would wanna take. Ever, not once. Oh, no, no. And this could go really, really badly. If it does, I wouldn't it look like she,

it's like back in the day, he's like, back in the day, it used to be able to go badly. Now that I have 100% clothes ready from anyone I talk to, it always goes, well, how could it- What? What? Why the bell knows? I don't know. The other one.

He's hitting on me, and I wasn't interested. Because the only way a situation looks bad is by your reaction to it. So, for example, when I'm talking- No, that's not the only way a situation looks bad is by your reaction to it. So for example, when I'm talking... No, that's not the only way a situation looks bad. It's by your reaction to it. If you walk into a bar and you start cornering women and showing them your phone,

I'm pretty sure it's going to look bad regardless of whether or not you react to a certain way. And to a girl, one of the first things I'll do is I'll make sure that I get into a position where I'm more locked in than her. In a creep position in the back. So if I'm talking her again. Well, this is coming from the world the biggest creep No, he just he just did a whole we broke down another video where he just said how he yeah goes into a club Zero's in separates her from her friends

Gets her over to have a drink then into the bathroom for sex. Yeah. It's just weird. And how his girlfriend is like, or whatever she is, I don't even know, and I don't even know her goddamn name because you won't say it out loud. So, Pay the complies. Yeah, it's a paid accomplice

and her whole job with you essentially is to hoodwink these women into sleeping with you. Right, because somehow he thinks that that makes him look more credible. Yes, it's to hoodwink these women into sleeping with you. Right. Because somehow he thinks that that makes him look more credible. Credible in John Anthony or two words that have never gone together. He calls himself John Anthony lifestyle for God's sakes, not a lifestyle. It's like, I don't know, a criminal enterprise or something.

Oh, well, it's the industry. Oh, it's the industry. I'm sorry, If I was in the industry, bad guys and kind of sleazy too. We can use the three finger tap to get to the three finger tap. You don't want to open tapping them with fingers. Okay, this is all like universally horrible advice. You want to approach them straight on, introduce yourself straight on this tap thing. So it looks like she's turning and hitting on you. Look, I can be talking from here. That looks like she's flanting over her shoulder and opening me, old-school style

over a shoulder. Oh, it doesn't. It looks like... Well, I gotta admit, he's right. It doesn't. If you tap a moment on the shoulders, you're trying to get her to turn toward you so it looks like she's hitting on you. Who are you trying to impress? The girl you're hitting on or everybody else in the bar? I try and make myself as least conspicuous as possible when I walk into a bar. You don't want to be the person that everybody's staring at at the bar because that means you've done something really wrong. You're fucking being a weirdo,

creeping behind me and I can't. So you can see that she's trying to open me over the shoulder. So instead of being a creepy weirdo when you're at the bar trying to corner her, just be a creepy weirdo at the mall trying to pick up 17 year olds while they're working at the jewelry counter. It's a much better alternative. Looks like she's chatting to me. And if I can get her to change her body language completely, I can make it look like she's really hitting on me.

If it doesn't work, the only way anybody's gonna know that it doesn't work is by the reaction that comes off. And usually my reaction, especially if I'm leaning here and she's giving me a mouthful because she's turning around here and she's shouting at me because I've really upset and I've done everything.

You're dirty, you're dirty, dirty, vested. How dare you three finger-tapping. How dare you three finger-but-gine three finger vagina punched me on a cold approach. Go back and learn John Anthony's techniques. Really badly. Not that that should happen, but maybe it is, right? Why does he, every time he laughs, they do a close-up of it. Yeah, it's just weird.

Do these weird taps on the side? It's going to like fucking weird the mouth. a close-up of it. Yeah, yeah, it's just weird. Do these weird taps on the side. It's gonna like fucking weird the mouth. You guys can't see her. And there's a wall behind me. And this wall. Think about how convoluted this is. You need to go up behind her. Do a weird tap.

Make sure she turns to an area where there's a wall behind her. So that if she gives you a negative reaction or a blowout, all the rest of the girls in the room won't think bad of you. Instead, they'll think she's just hating on you. And you're gonna react like she didn't reject. This is like Todd's game. Oh, who's Todd?

I don't know who Todd is, but we're getting more close-ups of John Anthony's face when he laughs. So what's less convoluted than that, Chrissy, is going to a bar using your penis to identify a woman who's probably susceptible to your charms. Send your 10, your rated 10 plus girlfriend out there

to say hello to her, then corner her, kidnap her and convince her to do a threesome later on in the bathroom of a dirty nightclub in Brazil. Lovely. It's like going like 10 levels into this stratosphere for no reason. of a dirty nightclub in Brazil. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha her video editor. Oh my god. All these tactics must have led to the 100% close rate. Everybody what she's saying. The only way you will know if it went badly is my face. For example if I'm here like this going that looks bad I'm obviously freaking out. So you always want to make sure you look cool. I want more of what badly. Oh no. Oh no. And I think John Endleys' vartickets of classes online.

Ha ha ha. One of those Indian video editing courses. That's right. Hey, you lean back, you're locked in. She's giving you a mouthful. You just go, hey, I'm sorry. Don't mean you just give you a great bad night. Great to meet you.

I'll see you around. You probably don't even want to shake your hands. You probably like, no. So he's holding your hand up. We go, have a great night. See you around. And you leave. even want to shake her hand. She probably like, no. So he's holding her hand up. We go, have a great night. See you around. And you leave. You walk off.

No one knows. Just smile in, you're happy about it. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. You're not doing that.

You're not doing that. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. You're not doing that. with John on this one. I gotta give John, I mean, I gotta give John his credit here, first,

not the credit, some credit for saying this is bad advice because it is universally bad advice. It is very complicated. You have to find a girl that's standing essentially in a damp, dark corner of the room or down in the basement of the bar so that no one else can see you failing miserably. Right. He's like, no one knows what they rejected. I don't tell them. What do I tell everyone else? I close 100%. Like imagine even 100% of girls being like,

fucking receptive or like single or, you know, these are just common sense things. But to then say that he closes 100%. You know, you look bad. There was this guy in Austin, great guy. He's a member of the layout and I really do like the guy. And he made the mistake of accidentally approaching my fiance and her friends and opening them. And I felt bad for him, I did.

This is 2010 and you saw him having a fiance. He looks like he really took the game far. Because, well, first of all, yeah, and here comes a horrible story that Adam tells that's obviously bullshit. They know everything about game. They've been studying it for about four years. They've learned everything from me, and so he went out there and he started using his lines.

And very quickly, they started using more advanced lines on him. So he would say something like, hey, you know what, you guys seem interesting, do you have anything going for you more than your looks? And the girls went, well, you've come over to us and said that we look interesting, what is it about us that you think is interesting beyond our looks? And you went, well, it could be this. And he just, it was terrible. It was bad, it was messy. They reversed everything around on him. This was a dude in a house. And the more like it is.

It was messy. They reversed everything round on him. This is a student of hers. And the more they did it, shh. This is one of those students he has on his website. It's given him a testimonial. I stole Adam's fiance with his own pickup lines. And Adam says it doesn't work on these girls because they've learned from him that it doesn't work on there. It's a part I missed when we were breaking down this video.

If it doesn't work, if the women know what you're trying to do, then is it really truly advice that you should ever be using? Because it's obvious you're trying to manipulate these women into sleeping with you, and if they just have half a fucking red cent in their head then they're gonna understand what's going on and let's give women credit here guys They're kind of fucking smart Like I don't know about you, but I've come to learn in my many years on this earth That women are Ultimately much smarter than we are.

We have brute force, they have a daft touch, and they can always run circles around us. Sometimes they just choose not to. You know what they're saying to themselves? Let him run around like a little puppy dog for a few minutes. Will Yank a knot in his tail later? The more he shrunk into himself and his head went down.

And if he was trying to battle for the lines to use, he was like searching in his head by staring at the floor. And all anybody could see was four girls in a semicircle around him, berating him and him like looking at the floor. For about an hour. Now the good news is, for an hour,

who's standing around getting beat up for an hour with strangers you've never met before. I mean one time I got beat up for an hour by strangers I'd never met before but I'm pretty sure it was part of a mugging. I was going. I guarantee you there wasn't a group of girls that sat there bashing him for an hour. I mean they maybe said get away for me. Hour is a long time.

It's almost an episode of the commercial break. Imagine how much you struggle to get through one episode of the commercial break. And then imagine that there's some douchebag hitting on you the whole time. You hung in for an hour. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This girl over here's like,

do I get paid yet? What's going on here? Oh, John, hey John made a fun one. That's right. Takes one to know when you John made them fun with that. No one. Takes one to know when you pay these girls. He's paying the girls. That's how he gets them. That's right. It's all easy when you're paying them. Yeah.

Yeah. Like I said, they're smarter than you, John. And the second that you stop paying them, are they choose to go off on their own? They're going to have their own YouTube channel too. Yeah, they are. You got to be careful, John Anthony. They're gonna have their own YouTube channel too. Yeah, they are. You gotta be careful, John Anthony. Well, that just goes to show Chrissy. Even the douchebags think the douchebags are douchebags.

That's true. That's a lot of infighting that goes around, goes on in this PUA community. In the industry. In the industry. Yes, we're just outside observers, guys. Think of us as like the Monday night football announcer, it's just calling the game like we see it.

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