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Episode Date: July 13, 2021

Bryan tells Hoadley about his nightmare nightly routine of dogs slurping water and whining for no reason. They lean more about the Slip N' Side show sickness keeping the new gameshow from filming and then the gang digs into the world of Ghost Hunters! It's a ghastly and ghostly episode of TCB.  LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor Hello Fresh is a good service doing good things! (Use the Code TCB14) Apostrophe: Dinner Table Dermatology. $15 off your online appointment. Use The Code COMMERCIAL Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: +1 [phone] FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak @bryangcomedy @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: @bryangreen @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: The Commercial Break Club on Clubhouse! (home of live recordings) Twitter: tcbbryan Facebook: The Commercial Break Podcast YouTube: Youtube.com/TheCommercialBreak Email: [e-mail] A Chartable Top 100 Comedy Podcast #1 Trending Comedy Podcast Worldwide! (Chartable) #1 Trending Comedy Podcast U.S.(Chartable) An Apple Top 100 Comedy Podcast  Top 1% Downloaded Podcasts, Worldwide (ListenNotes) A Hot 50 Podcast (Podcast Magazine) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It is with a heavy heart that WSHIT must report this morning that co-host of Good Morning Krabapple Johnny Draingerson has died in a whisper-wolf accident when the whisper-wolf was brought to the set for a segment this morning. Fortunately for our ratings, we have made the executive decision to play that audio here again now. Hi. Oh. Yeah, he's so nice. Look at him. He just wants to support him. He's holding on to me now.

Yeah. So you can support him. And then yes, he kind of helps you out by grabbing onto you and holding. Got him. So this is amazing. Oh right. Yeah, this is so much awesome. You're so welcome.

Thanks for having me. Now if you want to. Not this way, not with the head, not this way. Can you turn please? I think he wants to give you Christmas tree. Oh, my God! No, no, no! No, it's for you. I did watch this for ever.

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Keep up the whole horrible job, you two. Best of you! He fucked up. Oh my god, he's too. That's him. On this episode of The Commercial Break. I hear blue's little nails creaking across the ceramic floor in the air. It's her drinking water and she'll drink an entire bowl of water. Entire bowl of water entire bowl of water this will go on for 15 fucking minutes Nothing drives me crazier than the sound of a dog drinking water in the middle of the night when I'm trying to get up late

Because I know what's gonna happen to me I know you like it I was thinking my calm that sleep stories Come here bro He's my favorite. Aaaaah! The door popped open, we were talking about ghosts. I know, we were talking about ghosts and the door popped open, and a ghost walked in, it was my sub.

He was like, daddy? I was having fun if it was Nico. I know. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Notice how slow he walked into, he knew what was going on. He's like, I think. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha. That's how slow he walked into he knew what was going on. He's like

I see unfamous people Still a loud crashing sound comes from out my head Sorry guys! That was me! I was trying to get my mountain dook and... I was trying to catch it on the millimeter! Oh guys, I'm sorry! Can I still be part of the team? Can I still be part of the team? The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

Oh, a potato cake sound. Now, a commercial break. Yeah. Welcome back to another episode of the commercial break. I'm Brian. This is Chrissy Ann. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Best of you, Chrissy.

Best of you Brian. And best of you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. We certainly do appreciate it. Yes we do. I have always had my suspicions. That they cut corners on these reality type game show things, you know. You've seen these more ridiculous game shows like the put put one.

Have you seen the put put one? Okay, you do a put put and if you miss the put put then you gotta do some stupid like, you know, run through some maze or something like that, right? It always looks like, I mean listen, it's a nice production but I certainly wouldn't trust these people with my life. Like remember that one where they were running through that big gauntlet and like the balls would hit them and they'd fall over into the mud pot and they were running through that big gauntlet and like the balls would hit them They fall over into the mud and they were always like Contortioning and weird like wait, like you know, it does look like it hurts They have the punching bag come you know the Punching club come out and like knock people off. Yeah, like it was crazy and people look like they were really getting hurt Yeah, like nothing about that seems safe

Right Well the newest invention from the people who brought you all these other shitty shows is a really shitty show called Slip and Slide, which is a game show version of the Slip and Slide, where they take like industrial-sized Slip and Slide, you've seen these on YouTube, where the people basically they slide down like a hundred-foot slide, and then there's like a curve up, and they go flying in the air, you know, four, five hundred feet, you know, a football field, and then they land in the water. Well, I four, five hundred feet, you know, a football field and then they land in the water.

Well, I haven't seen it, so I don't know no one's seen it yet, but they were doing this production of this a couple of weeks ago and the entire crew and the people who were on the show got disinterly. So they were all shitting them, running around, shitting themselves. I think our bet about this. Just the holy, you know, I mean, you can imagine the mess that was going on at this place. Yeah.

And you're invading suits. You're invading suits? You have the shits going around. I think it was, who was it? Tignitaro had a bit about this, where she said, I've been recently, I've been looking, you know, in the public, I've been around some public pools. And I've seen the day, always on the sign, it says, please don't visit the public pool.

If you have diarrhea, right? And she was like, which person wakes up in the morning with stomach cramps, shitting themselves and then decides, you know what I'm gonna do today? I'm gonna power through. I can't even get out of bed or hold anything down. But man, I just time to visit the public pool. I was planning on it. Yeah, and she does it much funnier than I do, obviously.

Is that one where she takes off her shirt? Have you seen that signature of Taro Special? Yeah. That's Balsey. I like Tiguntara. I'm a fan. Cuck, consider me a fan of Tiguntara. But that was just like, it was a really funny bit.

And she did it about people going to the public pool and you had diarrhea. The worst possible thing in the world that you can ever think of is someone shitting in the pool while you're in it and just not knowing about it, right? Because I mean, who knows. I don't like poop in the first place.

I don't like my own poop. I don't like your poop. I don't like my kid's poop. I don't like anybody's poop. I think it's one of the more, I'm grossed out by that stuff. I'm grossed out by puke and poop. And in some cases, pee, right?

I just don't like it I just don't like bodily fluids like that My son who goes swimming in my pool in the backyard all the time the second that he gets in the pool all the sudden He's got a shit. He's like ah Pupu potty and a lot of times he never makes it to the front door. He's like with a back door He's just like he's got a drop-dry or every time it's at. It's just like, I don't, thinking of this whole slip inside, oh my God, I'm dealing with everything. I got two dogs, one of which is Cee-N-O, the ghost dog.

Yeah, I don't know which ghost shits, but this ghost still shits, and now he's the side, he's gonna shit in the house, cause he's too afraid to go outside. What's out there, I don't know, but he's seeing things, he's like staring out the window. I'm like, Niko, go outside, go outside, and he's like, Niko, he's fries them out the window. I'm like, Niko, go outside, go outside. And he's like,

uh, no. And I'm like, because he bites with the two TTS left, he'll bite. And so I'll come behind him and like, you know, use my leg to kind of push his little butt. And he's like, er, er, er. I know.

Maybe you see all the eyes that you saw. I know. I know what's happening. There's a whole dance that's going on in my bedroom at night, oh, they, you, you, it's just, and not a sexy dance. No, not a sexy dance. And it doesn't include, it's not like the dance in my dream.

It doesn't include Brian getting any amount of sleep for any amount of time. Here's how it goes. Ready? Brian stays here till whatever hour in the morning, working on the show. And then I, editing. Editing.

Yes. Yes. How to make my wife happy. Go Google box, go. So I go into the bedroom. I take a shower. I always do before I go to bed. I take a shower as soon as I lay my head in bed, you know, I, that first lay down at the afternoon, the soft sheets.

The soft sheets. The soft sheets and you stretch out a long day and you beat her, you back her, the soft sheets and you stretch out a little bit and you're like this, and then all of this sudden I hear around the floor. That's my two dogs now realizing, they've been sleeping the entire time, by the way. The entire fucking time. Since dinner to the time that I get in the room,

which is like five hours sometimes, they have been sleeping like a log, right? Pfft, ffft, ffft, ffft, ffft, the fat dog's just sitting there snoring the entire entire time and then as soon as I get up to go take a shower and they're sleeping while I take a shower but as soon as I lay my head on the pillow they're all rustling around down there. Nico spinning in circles because he's got to go to the bathroom. God damn it Nico that's all I would say. God damn it, Nico.

So I run down the hallway. I turn off the alarm. I put, try and take Nico outside. Mm. I'm gonna go. Mm. Mm. Right?

So then I'm like, okay, Nico, then don't go outside. And then what Nico does is he'll sneak behind me. Like, I'll go into the bedroom and he'll sneak behind me. And he'll stay in the back just for one second so he can waddle down the hallway while he's shitting me and he'll stay back just for one second so he can Waddle down the hallway while he's shitting he's like poop poop poop just dropping shit everywhere and I'm like Nico I just told you to go outside And okay, so then I was finally I go clean up Nico shit and then you'll get Nico to bed get him

So and then blow who sleeps on like a little like I don't know Call like we have a little bench at the end of our bed. She sleeps on the bench, then she gets down. She has a pad in the room because we never taught her on a shit outside. She never green to shitting outside. She never green, she never signed that contract. And now she's like 12 and I'm never gonna get her outside.

And so as soon as I get laid down for the second time, then here's what happens. I hear the bathroom door open. Yeah. I hear Blue bathroom door open. Yeah. I hear blue's little nails, creaking across the ceramic floor and they're, tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt t Nothing drives me crazier than the sound of a dog drinking water in the middle of the night when I'm tired of slate Because I know what's gonna happen I was thinking to my calm out sleep stories

So then and then aster and I will both start yelling at blue. Blue! Blue, without waking up and tea. So of course, it's still sleeping in between us because you know, that's not a thing. He's not a great dam, he's not a great guy. He's not a good guy. He's not a contract into his own room either. And so, you, blue, blue, blue, stop it, blue. So then we finally get blue to stop drinking water after 15 minutes. Now the whole bowl of water is gone, of course.

Now, the ego's looking for water, and And yeah, I gotta go fill that up too. So now blue's looking for the water, and then this is what I hear. That's blue, rustling around on the pad that she goes to pee. And she'll pee. It says, now I have to get up. That she's got her own routine. She's got her own routine.

She says, as soon as that shit head falls asleep. That's my cue. That's my cue to go wake him up again. Then I have to. As sit as Nico's back in. Oh my god. Holy this just goes on night after night after night. Night after night after night. It's like I'm stuck in a groundhog day.

Hell of dog shit and piss and water drinking all day all night. Never stop. Fun. TCPpodcast.com is where you go. You can read more about Chrissy and I. You can see all the show notes. You can watch all the video. Listen to all the audio right from one place. TCPpodcast.com is where you go. You can read more about Chrissy and I. You can see all the show notes. You can watch all the video, listen all the audio, right from one place, TCPpodcast.com.

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So just setting you know, how's it going? It cares. Write in review if you feel like it. That'd be a great thing to do. Speaking of ghost dogs, we've been going down the rabbit hole for months and months and months. We've had Frankie B videos, Bigfoot videos, preacher videos. We've done, you know, strange, my strange addiction, sister,

I mean, we've done it all. It feels like, and, you know, but there's so much more. But wait, there's more. It's exactly what I was going to say. But wait, there's more. Like a natural. All these hours in the studio are paying off because Brown's my Brian has found more bullshit to pay attention to Go so much content so much content so much weird content like tons more is coming out because of COVID You know it was on pause now. It's been filmed now. They're putting it out there and the content that we're looking for We're not talking about a Netflix movie with a five star rating We're talking about weirdos doing weird things. And one of the things that I found myself fascinated by, like during the pandemic, I watched for the first time ever because I'm just

not into this kind of thing. I watched a full episode of Ghost Hunters, Ghost Adventures, something like that. One of the more popular ones on one of the more popular stations. I watched an episode of that. And I remember thinking to myself, this clearly has to be satire. Like, they are daring me to believe that every time that they walk into a house with their little, you know, made up machines. The crazy thing is, when we get into it, but the crazy thing is, is that they really do make up these machines.

They're like, the electro-romot're like the electro-romotor, the electro-romotor is at a seven. You see that? It's like taped together too, and then they're stringed, tying parts of it. That's right. I mean, some of it looks real. It looks like it was made by a really cool prop department.

It's like a phaser gun from Star Wars. Or Star Trek or whatever. You know what I'm saying? Here's the amazing thing about these shows. Again, I'm not saying if you believe in ghosts and if this is your thing and you're into the paranormal activity, cool, right? That's cool.

And I'm not saying I don't believe in it. I'm a newsman. I'm open to it. I'm a newsman. I'm not here to give my opinion. I'm just here to give my opinion. Yeah. Here's the thing.

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He was like, Daddy, I don funny, but it was Nico. I know Let's how slow he walked into he knew what was going on. He's like I see unf be famous people. Okay, so what I was saying is this show is exactly like the Finding Big Foot Show. They have to produce on every episode. They have to produce some kind of sighting or electro-alominar or, you know, you know, they record stuff with apparently the world's worst microphones. And then they pick up some shit today.

There it is, there it is. Did you hear it? Did you hear it? Someone said, hi. Yeah, it was your film crew, you dumb shit. Yeah, you're filming in the back of a hilton. Somebody knocked on the door. I actually went down to Savannah one time, went on a night tour of a hill. That's somebody knocked on the door. I actually went down to Savannah one time,

went on a night tour of a cemetery, and some ghost hunters were out there. And they seemed excited about certain things. I don't know. I couldn't, I don't know. I've been on the ghost tour, again, I'm not saying this doesn't happen. I'm sure it does, but it doesn't happen

every time that one of these people turns on a camera. Right. And like some of the creepy locations just seem to be because they made them creepy. It doesn't happen every time that one of these people turns on a camera. Right. Right. And like some of the creepy locations just seem to be because they made them creepy. Yeah. We're here to house where 17 people died of a vicious murder and you Google it and it's like, you know, it used to be a Howard Johnson. I don't know.

It used to be a hearty. People's had a heart attack from eating the burgers. I don't know. It doesn't say, you know, whatever. Anyway, you get the point that you see where I'm following. I think this is satire. I think it's kind of funny. And so you want to get right into it.

It's entertaining. Let's get right into it. Let's go. Right. Here we go. But let's just let it play and we'll let you figure it out as we go along. Okay.

We are just getting ready to start our investigation of the stone lion. Everything's an investigation too. What are you investigating? First of all, second of all, who goes hunting for ghosts? Like if there are ghosts, leave them with a fuck alone. Why do you want to bother them? In here in Guthrie, Oklahoma.

This is one of the most iconic haunted locations in Oklahoma. Wait for it. In Oklahoma, I thought this is in America. In Oakland County, Oklahoma. It's one of the most haunted places in Oklahoma. I thought he was going to say in the world. We're in the back kitchen area. We've set up a nerve center here. Jay, watch our every move.

A nerve center. A nerve center. A nerve center investigate. The $25 screen you bought it best buy. We're here to look up some web, bad web cams. They have the world's worst equipment too. They also have the world's worst camera men who can't see the ghost at all.

They all see it, but he can't see it. We have the layers of history of the funeral home that operated here in the early 1900s, hundreds of dead bodies came through here, were embalmed here, and then three members of the Houghton family also died here. One of those members of the family was their little daughter named Irene that apparently died from a poisoning from some medicine. Let's get ready and see if we can make contact. By the way, I investigated this house. It's true. It was a funeral power part. You know, the music in the background. It was a funeral power. Parler. Parler. Yes, then people to go through there because-hmm. It was a funeral power. Parlor.

Parlor. Yes, then people did go through there because that's what happened at a funeral home. And yes, a little girl apparently died. I mean, listen, all, by the way, all of the reporting that is out there about this house happens to be from ghost hunters. Oh, okay.

I think they get out to be a bigger deal than it is. There's people die. People die from adjusting stuff all the time. It happens. It's a sad story if it was adjusting stuff all the time. It happens. It's a sad story if it was true. Absolutely not making fun of it. But, you know, is there a ghost in every single house where someone died?

No, there's not. There's not. I want to split up right away. This is a huge mansion. Right away, I want no backup. I'm not your ghost. Right away. Let's be alone. There's a murderous ghost. I'm gonna be alone right now. Right away. I want to be alone. Let me be alone so I can make up noises. Let me be alone so you can't track me and understand what I'm doing.

The three of us to split up. I'm gonna stay here in this bedroom. On the second floor, I want us to each take a floor. While I stay here in this bedroom by myself, I attach a melmeter device. A melmeter? Wow. The melmeter is going crazy! There's the melmeter, rock solid proof that there's a ghost in this house. What's a metal meter? I don't know. My friend made it. It's supposed to check ghostly activity. It was made in Mel's garage. It's supposed to check ghost activity by something. Electrolamasis. Electrolamasis. Yes, the electrical waves of a ghost lava

what is that it's a ghost fart I caught it on my I caught it on my flat chin on the monitor a millimeter focus a millimeter I don't know it and specific is that industry? Yeah, king. All this is very specific to this industry, the God-man industry.

The entertainment industry. To the bed frame, to see if it will detect any spikes of electromagnetic energy. Wait for it. Wait for it. All of a sudden as I'm lying completely still a loud crashing sound comes from out in the whole. Sorry guys that was me. I was trying to drop my mountain duke and I was trying to catch it on the millimeter. Oh god I'm sorry. Can I still be part of the team? Can I still be part of the investigation? I got it, I'm gonna link then. I'll get back to the nerves better.

I'm gonna go back to the nerves, sit her and chill out for a minute. That's scary. I trapped that can right on my foot. Could have broken the toe. This camera is against the wall. You can see this camera is completely knocked over on the wall. Okay, which you can't see. So stupid. What you can't see is that the camera's on a tripod.

You can't see my camera, but it's on a tripod. And it's clear that one of the legs is shorter than the other. It fell over because you didn't set it up correctly. And it's right in front of a door too so if somebody tried to walk in it just go point it. You can see this camera has completely turned over. Clearly a ghost did this. So I figure out that these downstairs why can't I be up here trying to communicate with you somewhere before standing? What is it? Oh my god. It's just not so odd, but no joke.

It felt like someone put something in my butt. Right? You know when you have your crack showing and then someone put something in it, that's what it felt like. It's like a joke. It's the ghost of Brian, the gay flimmer. Yeah, what is that? It's the ghost of Brian the gay plumber The son put you down it like what Got a shitter you into

You know when your wife just hits you with a dildone you didn't expect it That's how felt that's how felt Someone put something down to my cook first of all second of all if someone was up and down my crack and there was no Nelson the room I'd leave immediately, but these guys don't leave they're like, oh cool, man I just got raped by the ghost I The ghost of Christmas past I'm gonna hang out for a few minutes. Yeah, I think it's more action Someone put something to my anus. I can feel it. I'll be right here if you need me I'm gonna hang out for a few minutes. Yeah, I think it's more action. So I'm gonna put something to my anus.

I can feel it. I'll be right here if you need me. It felt like something just went down. Oh, is the kid playing jokes around here and making things fun? You're very powerful and it's amazing. By the way, this is another one of the machines that they have. After watching it, it's a machine that goes, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch noise so that they can post edit in post production they can embed stuff in that noise and make it seem like that cost something

I'm hearing a very powerful noise coming from oh yeah that's coming from the machine I'm pointing in your direction sounds like when I do to my kid try to put him to sleep They snuck up on each other God dude, what are you doing? Tell you something, stand and tell us. Alright. They snuck up on each other. Oh! I thought you were in the ghost. Holy shit! No, it's just me guys.

I was just hiding behind this thing. I thought you wanted me to scare you. I got it on camera. Does that count? I did send a good... The millimiter went crazy, I saw! Was that a ghost note? Just me going...

We're recording! What was that? I got bad gas guys, I'm sorry. Ah! I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have tackled bell 12 days in a row. I knew we were coming on this adventure. I should probably shouldn't have so much hot sauce.

Oh no there! Dr. Says I got a millimeter stuck in my gut. Oh no. It's a ghostly fart. That's what it is, the sound of God. It's like you're standing in front of me. It's just me. Or I'm on your lane, Dad. Oh, God, you're so stupid. It's close to 3 a.m. here in Guthrie, Oklahoma. And we've got the most haunted place in all of Oklahoma. Just captured an unexplainable event in the upstairs hallway. We all now return to Nerv Center to recruitgroup. What is that a Nerv Center? The regroup.

We've had a explainable event. I need you to return to Nerv Center. What's that? Is that the place with the one TV? And the radio shack, walkie-talkie? Yes, Brian it is. Okay, I'll be right down. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.

Oh, sorry. My millivere is going crazy. My millivere is going nuts. Crazy Mom's millimeters going Rest your back That's how the nerves that are quick. Click that is a nerve-sitter. Here I am. We've decided to immediately review Aaron's spirit box session up in the ad. Spirit box?

The spirit box session up in the ad. Spirit box? The spirit box section. That's the session. That's the thing. It sounds like something I was, something something one of our friends. For I was gonna say. It's only $150 for a spirit box section. Session.

10% off if you mentioned me on Facebook. Okay. Because we feel it's important or Aaron feels it's important for us. What was that? It's the door. It's me. You telling me to come down to the nerve center? The door is open.

The door right here to nerve. The door to nerve say it's the nerve center not nerve. What are you doing? It's not a proper name. It's not a noun. You can't look up nerve center as a noun. Proper noun. I'm down here nerve center. I'm down here at studio. It's the studio. By the way, the door now they have video of the door opening and closing, right? Of course, but they only have video of it from the door knob up. They don't have it at the bottom, where clearly the string is opening. That makes me feel so good.

Okay, guys, tell me when you want me to open it. That door, which is the door. Our X camera rolling in the hallway outside nerve center. Amazing. That captures this door opening all by itself. Amazing. It feels important, or Aaron feels it's important for us.

What was that? Is there someone open in the door? Can you close that door? No. Damn. Are they talking to the ghost? They're talking to the ghost. Hey, man.

Excuse me. Excuse me. You close that door. You're kind of drifty in here. Do you mind closing that door. I'm gonna drafty in here. Do you mind closing that door? Geez, boy, you're mornin' to barn. Christ that mercy. Some ghost that put that door, just close it for me.

Hey, Mr. Ghosten has the ability to make things move in real life. Do me a favor, we're here in Nerve Center. We need some beats and quiet. Can you please leave a closed door behind you? Jeez, I don't rude. Do you see that ghost? Just came in open the door by himself. Can you close that door?

Nico, can you go outside? Close the door behind you. Please close that door if you open it. He's asking him. Run! There are no words to express what we have just witnessed. Intelligent, poltergeist activity. Not only did the door open all by itself, but it also slammed shut on cue right in front of our faces.

On cue is right. All right. OK, guys, tell me when. OK, when I say close the door, you close the door. That's why he had to say it four times, because Brian's down there. Did you want, did you say close the door, you close the door. That's why he had to say it four times, because Brian's down there. Did you say close the door? I said close the door.

Boom! Hello! Oh, sorry! Please close the door, boom! Oh, I'm moving out, it's close the door, that's the secret word. now, it's closing door, that's the secret work. Okay, I'm good, come get this job. I got this one in the bag. On to episode number two.

Billie the cameraman goes. I'm building a real reputation for myself in this industry. Here's the view from the hallway camera when the door slam shut. Please close that door if you opened it. Open! Open! Why did they have a lightning noise? Here's the view of that door closing again.

They did it twice. No, they showed it like 12 times because you know you never seen that door closing again. They did it twice. Well, they know, they showed it like 12 times because you know, you never seen the door close before. You get it, I got it. Whoa! Whoa! This is nothing on the other side of the door. Oh, I...

Oh, that is all the way shut. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. My heart so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. That's clearly what's happening. Listen, if you had actually videotaped a poltergeist

closing a door, if you could actually get the whole door on both sides, right? And someone could like test and measure that that actually was someone not pushing and pulling that door in some way, shape or form, but you conveniently like Bigfoot. You conveniently only have some angles of some things, right? But listen, I understand it's entertainment.

You gotta entertain the people who are out there, right? But I mean, there's literally a whole six and a half minutes of this door closing like intelligent poltergeist and captivity intelligent I don't tell it my son could close a door like that at one I don't think anyone's calling him a rocket scientist. You guys want me to keep opening it? Who are you? Billy? That's the producer.

That's the one in this door? I did, you asked me to. What's your soul? Spear box. Just turn on. What's your soul? It's on all by itself, and the spirit begins speaking to us. Taking credit for the door that just slams shut.

Why did you slam the door? I'd like my credits at the end of the end of this episode I'm a SAG member Can I get executive producer credits on this show? I'm a star. Look at me. Oh, you can't see me. Never mind. Let me close that door again. Cause I had to- Cause I had to always go to my- Ah, first of all. Is that a magneto? Yeah, I remember. In the middle of the night. I was the little dog.

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It doesn't yell like that. Why is the spirit box so damn noisy? Why can't your cameraman get full angles? Why is the spirit box so noisy? And why is the mellometer not a thing? Because we are having this high level of poltergeist activity, Billy and I decided to set up an experiment on the stairs using the SLS camera. The SLS camera. The SLS camera. Have you seen where they take the Instagram, like the images of you and Instagram and they turn it into cartoons, right? It can take a picture, they turn it into a cartoon.

This is basically what the SLS camera is. It turns things into cartoons. So okay, we just listen They've put two balls on stairs by the way. They're looking for those balls to move. Like beach balls? No, like baseball. It's like a... Can you not one of these balls down the stairs?

You obviously want to be known and you obviously know that we're watching you. You're reacting to you. You're obviously putting words in my mouth. Don't do that. Well, and then I'm thinking, what about this show? And then they then they just say, bye bye, move on to the next house. That's right. Then they move on to the next house. Yeah. They don't hand that over to scientists or, you know, they don't call in the ghost busters or something like. I mean, that's supposed to take those part of the show. Is if you believe this, if this is the kind of thing

that you believe, why isn't there other scientists then coming in, these guys aren't scientists, they're people from YouTube. They just, they're crafted a millimeter in their basement in Oklahoma, the most haunted place in Oklahoma. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A- You know, go home. The millimeter's going crazy. Spirit boxes. Spirit boxes and millimeters and machines. And Billy with his bad tummy.

But if there are probably other real scientists at home going oh man No, there's nothing call me I could probably figure this out in two seconds No, they have Chris in the fantastic down there with that million dollar prize Remember there's a million dollar prize out there and has been for 40 years Standing for someone they can prove that paranormal activity actually happened I don't know. Yes, remember I told you about that? Well, I mean, you probably don't remember that. We're 95 episodes in, that was like episode number four. Okay. There's a million dollar prize given by this guy

who's a pessimist about all this, you know, telepathy, bending spoons with your mind, paranormal activity. And he says, prove to me in a scientific manner. There's like a test, it's like three steps you have to take. Prove to me in a scientific manner that any of like a test, it's like three steps you have to take. Prove to me in a scientific manner that any of this actually happened and I'll give you a million dollars.

And it's in escrow and it's been in escrow for like 40 years. Imagine what a million dollars was back in 1940. Or maybe he's raised it over the years, but it's a million bucks, it's in escrow. Why aren't these guys submitting this tape every single time? Right. Because, I mean, you do the math.

We decided to use our full spectrum camera to see if we can photograph the spirit who gave us all of this amazing poltergeist activity earlier. But unfortunately, we capture no visual evidence of this entity. We unfortunately, this particular ghost... This particular ghost is shy The thing is I think back to like when we used to actually get film developed Yeah, you know, and you'd actually have your finger. You know, maybe like Like they probably could have manufactured a picture way easier

This is true right then some SLS camp SLS camera This is true, right? Then some SLS camera. Sounds like a sedan that I drive around. The ghost SLS from Bavakaku. It looks like it's not there, but it is. This is luxury you can't see. But without millimeter, you'll be able to find your car anywhere. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 49,9999. That's the text, text, text, and dialogue. You walk away from the stone lion and witnessing and capturing

some of the most astonishing activity throughout all of our ghost adventures. That's because A&E said, you better up the anti-boys. Okay, we've heard a lot of the, you know, the spirit box bullshit. We need to see some actual paranormal activity. Because there are other episodes that kind of go along these lines. You ready?

This is the ghost who likes to flirt. Why not just put regular music to it? Notice all the music is so noisy too. I think it's, they, in they embed all these sounds into the noise. I think to make you think that maybe it's possible that one of those noises is actually something that it's not. Yeah, that's correct. It's confusion.

It's delusion confusion. What area you want to go to? Basement is where most of the females are being touched from what I understand. Of course it is. Is that actual harassment? Yes. Sexual harassment, guys. In-au. Can't you hear it?

In-au. There it is. In-au. God. Darryl, Brian, Rachelle, and I all went into the basement where there have been claims of women getting their hair pulled or their butt pinched. And so we wanted to see if we might get some of the same sort of stuff happening to us. Rachelle and...

I wanted to see if I could be molested in the basement by a ghost. What is this? The rat pad? The rat pad. The rat pad. I know We'll pull you picked Sit on grab as well. Why don't you go give me a cocktail two cubes and sit on grab as well

What's up, nipples? Get your head like it's just a- Wait, there's anything more ghost. Yeah, that's- Look at us, we don't get him to see us. What do you think? Oh, here. Hey, hey, uh-huh. Hey, little lady, is that you?

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get you. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get you. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get you. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna-ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Hey, little lady, is that junk in your junker? He's just having a seabed. Come down, sit on ghost poppers lap. Save you can feel my wind direction.

Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. That was my boner flying right by your face. Did you feel that breeze? That was my dick slapping you right in there.

Oh my god. Who volunteers for this. We want to see. Brian, and Kristen and Darryl in the basement where the claims of women getting their hair pulled and their butts pinched. Why can't I say that without like giggling? I'm a child every time. I said, but we're like, you're so funny.

Do you feel comfy? I love super scary situations. We are like, you're in touch. House are so funny. Do you feel comfy? I'm not super scary situations. I'm not getting my lesson by a pair of normal creatures that I don't know what they're going to do. In the basement, of course. In the basement, of course. Of course.

Yes. Yeah, but I also think it's because we have the guys with us. We have the guys with us. And. Well, let's change that. We have the guys with us and Well, let's let's change that. Yeah, let's all I'll tell you what we'll leave you ladies alone to get molested by these ghosts. Shivery is not dead. Hey, Dutz, what you got stairs?

Make me a pot of coffee vacuum the kitchen, come back down and make love to sweet papa. Gee spot, I don't even give a shit. I'll see you guys in a little bit. Good luck. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks for leaving me down here with the cereal sexual abuse.

All right. I appreciate it. I'm assuming that it's a male down here. I would think. That's just a first-year female. Rachelle and I are here just to speak with you, to meet you, but we've heard that. Rachelle and I are just pinch my butt. We're showing our ear from HR. I'm not an ironier from HR. We've gotten some complaints. We just wanted to talk to you about them.

Don't worry, this isn't firing. We do have to write you up though. This haunted house. This haunted house is not going to be a loose you can play some business. Telling you that right now. You like to pull hair and pinch butts. I'm okay with that. Yeah, what about that?

She said I'm okay with that. Who doesn't? I'm okay with it. With that, you wanna let me know you're here by doing that, that Rochelle is not okay with that. Oh, me came up with a plan that Christian was going to give permission for her hair to be grabbed or the left to be touched. And again, give permission.

This is an awesome background. If you touch it, that also lets us know that you're here. If you're trying to get our attention or anyone's attention, if you touch that box, you'll have our attention. You will be able to communicate with you and try to help you. Hey, now. That box then touched my box. I'm doing information. I'm into it. I love a good, hard ghost penis. We'll be able to communicate once you're

inside me. But I feel tingling right back here. Do you remember we asked you not to touch Rochelle? Remember? Remember what we said about Rochelle? Remember the rules that we said, uh? You're grounded. Another 150 years in this basement. I'm adding on to your grounding, young man. I told you not to touch Michelle.

Remember, we talked about having sex with your cousin? That's supposed to go that way. It doesn't feel comfortable with that. So can you please stop? So it makes complete sense to have Michelle down comfortable with that. So can you please stop? So it makes complete sense to have her shell down there with you. Right. Is that more fun for you when you know you're not supposed to? Are you doing okay?

No! I'm actually going to change the way my hair is. I felt like there was tingling sensation on the back of my head at first. It was faint, but it was there. And then I felt like there was pressure, kind of like if you have your hair up in a ponytail too long or whatnot, not necessarily a pool, but definitely something. Definitely something. Oh wait, I've had my hair in a ponytail for five years.

Yeah, wait, it isn't my hair in a ponytail for five years. Wait, it isn't a ponytail by the way. And she's like, kind of feels like when you ever hair in a ponytail? We're too long. Again, they're daring you to believe this. Daring you. Rochelle is the only one in the crew

that doesn't want to get touched by a ghost. The other one wants to make a hot sweet sexy paranormal love on the floor. It talks about ghosts like that. Remember what we talked about? Remember what we talked about? Do you like it when it's naughty like that? Do you like it when I don't tell you yes? Do you like it when you don't have permission?

Now take your ghost hands and grab my dick. Dangle, dangle it. It kind of feels like when you have a brawn for a couple hours. Like this bra that I have on for a couple hours. Oh my Christ that mercy people. Like it wasn't it didn't feel hard yeah like but it felt tingly. Oh. I'm sorry, guys. I guess I've been pretty lonely since Betty's knocked up with our sixth. She says we can't have said. She says she doesn't want to get pregnant for at least another two months.

Can you get double pregnant? Impossible. I'm really pops out of the shit. I know. Hey guys. It's me, Billy. I've been grabbing your asses the whole time. Did you feel me at craft services?

And I'd like to know if it is you that's doing that. Are you trying to scare girls away? Are you trying to get their attention? You have the attention of two females. This is your chance This is your chance to get it on with two real live women We're giving you one last chance to have real paranormal sex with us. We are to a wild man crazy guy.

Ha, ha, ha. Ha. Here's, I mean, listen, never has make it, never has been so easy to pick up a woman. Yeah, just become a ghost. I don't mind if you touch my tips. Rochelle here, she plays hard to get. Touch my box. Go ahead. Touch it. I feel a tingly sensation. Nothing hard. It's a tingly sensation. I feel a little tickle in my pickle if you know what I mean. Is that you, Dave the ghost? No, it's just me touching your backs! You told me I had permission!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh my god! I don't know which is better. I don't know which is better. Bigfoot or ghost? I mean, they're pretty right on par.

I think I'm partial of the bigfoot. That's the place to arm Monica. And he has a big nest. Yeah, he's a big nest. But wait, there's more. We've got more ghost hunters. Maybe we'll do another episode. We will do another episode.

How's that? We'll do one more episode. Because there's the ghost that plays the piano in the middle of the night. Then there's the ghost. There's the in the middle of the night then there's the ghost There's the Do you take request Play piano man if I have my wedding here will you play for free

oh god man wow I'll tell you what we find it if it's out there we find it, if it's out there, we find it. We can't wait. The whole shit on ours. Die down. Bibi, bibi. Bibi. Bibi. Bibi. Bibi. Bibi. All right, okay, everyone's settled out.

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