The Commercial Break - Regga-Tony
Episode Date: August 17, 2021Bryan and Hoadley reminisce about the good old days of radio sales, getting drunk at the Braves game ( 144 games in a row) and Bryan's ex-wife tells the truth to his boss, using her outside voice! The...n Bryan reveals a demo tape from his old band and discusses his plans to play it on the show. Finally, the gang listen in on some of the internet's worst musical performances, including the reggae hype man that forgot the "hype" . LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor FUM (Use Code TCB) MEMPHO Music Fest (Oct 1st-3rd 2021) Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: +1 (470) 584.8449 FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak @bryangcomedy @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: @bryangreen @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: The Commercial Break Club on Clubhouse! (home of live recordings) Twitter: tcbbryan Facebook: The Commercial Break Podcast YouTube: Youtube.com/TheCommercialBreak Email: info@tcbpodcast.com A Chartable Top 100 Comedy Podcast #1 Trending Comedy Podcast Worldwide! (Chartable) #1 Trending Comedy Podcast U.S.(Chartable) An Apple Top 100 Comedy Podcast Top 1% Downloaded Podcasts, Worldwide (ListenNotes) A Hot 50 Podcast (Podcast Magazine) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Smoking cigarettes every 15 minutes, because that's what you did when you were a smoker
that's just because you're reason to go outside and enjoy some fresh air by smoking
another fucking cigarette.
And yeah, also easier pain from having a cold cold
It's just a
Hi, I'm Chris see from W. I'm praying like
Hi, this is Brian Green for Clear Channel interactive service. I like to tell you on
Sunday shut up
I'm playing this because I am going to soon play my own version of this TV music
Here in the boat, too. I want to set the bar for the for the big reveal of the chopper Johnson
Tape here and so I thought we take a look at some interesting vocals and music from around the world
Yes, that's right. I don't know if you've noticed but most and music from around the world. And you got kind of like a penis thing in both your bands.
Yes.
Johnson.
That's right.
I don't know if you've noticed, but most of the things
I talk about are foul.
I can get to the therapist about that.
Never thought about that.
Just.
Thank you, my.
Yeah, come on.
Just like that.
Ah.
Yeah, come on.
Where are we going?
Yeah, come on.
Yeah, come on, man.
Sorry, I had all wrapped up.
I had all wrapped up, man, but I don't know what happened.
I froze.
I thought I could pick know what happened I froze.
It's like this guy from the Bigfoot episode. I'm giggling some of this!
The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.
It's another episode of the commercial break!
Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.
This is Kristen Hodley and Happy New Year.
Best of you, Chrissy.
Best of you, Brian.
Best of you out there on the podcast universe.
Happy to have you aboard.
Lots of talk about today.
Chrissy and I were just talking about, um, hey.
We're in a lively jovial conversation.
So we, but I was asked this recently, actually,
at the podcast conference,
like, how do you and your co-host know each other?
And so, for those of you who are maybe catching up
on the podcast or haven't been listening
to some episode number one, which I'm sure is like most of you,
don't go back and listen, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
We'll keep you up to speed right now.
Christy, Christy, and it's my mom always calls you Christy.
Yes.
As Christy, don't leave. How's that Christy, don't leave. She's good, mom, her that's my mom always calls you Christie. Yes. How's Christie doubly?
How's that Christie doubly?
She's good, mom, her name is Christie.
Oh, I didn't know that.
That's okay.
Yeah, you did, mom.
She, Christie and I have known each other
since we worked at a large radio conglomerate known
as clear channel.
Most of you are probably familiar with clear channel.
In its current iteration, which is I Heart Media,
which used to be I Heart Radio,
and then before that, it was clear channel. So, Christie and which is iHeart Media, which used to be iHeart Radio, and then before that it was Clear Channel.
So Chrissy and I met at the Atlanta cluster, which basically means there were a number of
radiosations, like, you know, maybe 10 or 11 at any given time stations that were attached
to the Atlanta cluster that Chrissy was a salesperson at, and she would sell radio spots
for the cluster.
And then I was in charge of what's called the Interactive Services which at the time was just the like you go to the website.
It was just take it all.
It was they had just started.
I mean, they had no idea how to monetize this streaming quote unquote streaming, which
was you go to the website, you'd see the little play box and you press play and you'd hear
what was on air.
And so long before the app and before I heard media, it was just like rudimentary bullshit.
Yeah. We used to sell these streaming spots for a dollar
because no one understood how fucking sell online.
And even the clients were like,
I don't need that shit, right?
Even though at the time there might have been three,
four, 10,000 people listening,
and I know and really know how to do it.
It was just like a new, it was new,
fangled technology.
Right.
And radio was old technology.
It is old technology.
Yes, it is.
And we were talking about how, at one point,
Chrissy and I got wrapped into working at the Brave's
Radio Network, which basically meant our cluster
had the rights to broadcast the Atlanta Braves.
And so at one point, the person who was in charge
of this Radio Network, the Atlanta Braves Radio Network,
decided to give me a what's called green pass.
Green pass means go, green means go.
I could go anywhere that I wanted to in the stadium
and not be bothered at any time.
We had like a couple of sweets,
we had seats behind home play.
And it was all into the pretence of attracting clients.
Attracting clients.
However.
However, what it really meant was a total shit show.
A three for hours a day.
It was a total shit show.
That's all you have to know is that the bar tab was on.
It was like $100,000 for the year.
And so they had this private bar upstairs in the sweet area,
which we would.
One of the 755 clubs.
Or something like that.
So we would just like tear through the stadium,
walking in and out of suites
that we weren't even supposed to be there,
drinking free booze, and you know,
everything just, we had the world at our feet.
We did.
And the world was our oyster,
and Manda we take advantage of it.
And I was explaining to you what's reminiscing
about how we would go to the 75-club, you know,
like I don't know, probably the third inning of the game,
and we'd stay there till two hours after the game ended.
And by the end of the game, there'd be like a hundred people in the ball.
Yeah, shot, shot, shot, shot.
Yeah, multiple times.
Did we stumble out of that place?
Just, I mean, just so shithammered, it wasn't even funny.
At some point in the last five years, I was a cigarette smoker, as was Chrissy, and
that's kind of how we met at ClearChannel, as we were down, you know, cord and point in the last five years, I was a cigarette smoker, as was Chrissy, and that's kind of how we met at ClearChannel's,
we were down, you know, cordoned off
in the cigarette smoking station,
you know, smoking cigarettes every 15 minutes,
because that's what you did when you were a smoker,
that's just because you're reason to go outside
and enjoy some fresh air
by smoking another fucking cigarette.
And yeah, also easier pain from having a cold cold.
Yeah, you didn't want to do any of that.
It just was up on.
Yeah. Hi, I'm Chrissy from W. I'm praying a call call. Yeah, you didn't want to do any of that. It just was fun. Yeah.
Hi, I'm Chris C from W. I'm praying for like,
Hi, this is Brian Green for Clear Channel Interactive Services.
I'd like to tell you on the shut off.
Hi, this is Simon Yu.
Not interested.
Hi, is this Bob's Cleaners?
This is Brian Green from Clear Channel Interactive Services. How are you today?
Oh my god. There used to be the training sessions that we would attend.
They were there, they would tell you like creative ways to say that does that sound good?
Great. Does two o'clock or four o'clock work for you?
Yeah.
Next week for me to come out.
It was like straight out of like the boiler room.
Like they, so and then when you know things got really shitty and miserable,
they we got more shitty and miserable because our dick, the dickhead so, and then when, you know, things got really shitty and miserable, they, we got more shitty and miserable
because our dick, the dickhead management, by the way,
I was like, I was in charge of all of the sales staff.
So my job was to tell, just to lead all of the sales people,
guide them into how, to do streaming.
And there was like half of these people were over the age of 50
and they didn't even know how to work a computer
and they weren't gonna sell them
and be streaming spots no matter what.
They hated me, they hated my,
my whole purpose in life was to
be pissed on by other sales people who didn't think that the internet was
gonna take off radio that's the new thing guy what do you do when over there so
what happened was is that when things got really shitty they put us in a
boiler room they put the sales people in a boiler room which basically meant
40 people in a room with 40 phone set up where they would just pick up the phone and start calling and then mark it on a board and you'd have
a, yeah, the most fucking miserable thing ever. Anyway, it really was. So at some point
in the last five years, and that's the moment we could take shots.
Yeah.
Many cigarettes. People just drank all that radio is like a total, I mean, it's just a
cesspool of life, you know, and there are wonderful people that worked there. Don't
get me wrong. Oh, yeah. But the whole purpose was to sell basically air.
You were selling air to people that were unwilling to buy them.
It was a weird job.
Anyway, but we love the people that we worked with.
A lot of the people we worked with were wonderful.
And friends now.
And I have to say, IHR Media is one of the best friends.
That's right.
IHR Media is now one of the publishers of our podcast.
I like the platform.
I don't mind it at all.
I'm just talking about my particular days in this particular world at that particular time.
Five years ago, I wanted to stop smoking cigarettes.
And I also knew that my days of binge drinking were probably coming quickly to it.
Right.
Because I just couldn't handle it anymore.
Like I was, you know, it wasn't unusual for me to drink 12 to 18 bud lights in a day
on like a Saturday in front of the pool,
and then go to the, we were just talking about.
I'd come in with a suitcase into a HODELY department,
you know, at like one o'clock in the afternoon,
we'd go to the pool, and after the pool,
we'd have to go get more beer because we are out of beer.
It was fucked up, man, it was fucked up,
what were we thinking?
But those were the lazy, hazy days of Clear Channel,
and we just didn't know what was going on.
I was explaining, I've been married.
I'm now, this asteroid is my second and my last wife.
But I was married.
I was explaining that one time I had a-
When we first met, you were married.
I was married, that's right.
I was married to a young lovely-
I really liked her.
Yeah, lovely, young lady.
Lovely, young lady.
And I still find her to be, she's lovely to this day.
It's just sometimes things just don't work out.
That's the way it is.
So I don't have a bad word to say about her.
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she came over with a couple bottles of wine
and we took stickers and put them on the things that we wanted.
It was just like, okay, for the dogs,
the only thing we had a little bit of trouble with,
but you know, they're dogs, I wanted them, she wanted them.
So I took them for the first year
and she took them for the rest of their lives.
It's just too irresponsible to do with dogs. So I was explaining that there first year and she took him for the rest of their lives. Uh, it's just too irresponsible to do a joke.
So I was explaining that there was not at clear channel, but, and I say these clear
channel days because this was kind of around the same time as the clear channel days.
I had another person that I worked for and when we would go out and when,
yeah, and I would go tie one on, which was, you know, pretty much, we had a similar
relationship.
Hold the an eye in the sense that that's what we do.
We go out and get shit-faced.
Yeah.
We went out and one of the guys that I was working for,
the owner of the business I was working for,
was cheating on his wife.
Oh my God.
He was cheating on his wife,
with another employee at the company.
And everyone knew it.
He was no fucking secret, right?
Nothing was a secret about this except for the wife.
That's it, right?
She was in the dark.
So we go out and we persist the time on.
I'm probably on Bud Light number 28 or 29.
He is probably on vodka number 17 or whatever, right?
Just another normal night in the greenhouse old.
And and persists to tell the guy that we're with.
Uh-huh.
I go to the bathroom, and when I go to the bathroom,
I come back, and there's another guy that's with us.
So, owner of the business, another guy with us,
at the bar, and I come back, and the other guy
meets me at the bathroom.
He's like, running toward me.
You better get that girl out of here right now,
and I'm like, what are you talking about?
Don't talk about, don't talk about my wife like that.
He's like, she is right now giving X a lecture
about cheating on his wife.
And I'm like, oh, no.
No.
So I like run up and I like insert myself in between them.
And I'm like, so what are the new plans for the new thing?
And he's like, dude, what's going on here?
You're like, and you shouldn't be cheating on your wife.
And I'm like, oh my god.
Yeah, that's my client, that's my client.
That's the first time I work for a police no dude.
He was like, took no prisoners.
Took no prisoners, she didn't know prisoners ever.
But when, you know, after a couple of drinks, it was certainly take no prisoners.
I love her for it, but it was just one of the most.
I mean, I'll never forget.
I questioned drinking that night.
I was like, we even be drinking.
Should we go get help?
This is clearly not the one I hope you would go down on.
So, man, she was wonderful.
But that night I was pissed.
And you know what, the truth was,
is that she was right.
Like, she was talking to the guy she was right.
I just wish she would have used her inside voice.
Right, right.
Like, inside her head.
But it was fun.
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For months, I've been talking about 33 P.
Yes, the band that almost made it, right?
The band that...
Also known as 33 will.
Also known as 33.
Which actually wasn't the band that almost made it.
Chopper Johnson was the band that almost made it.
33 will was a high school band that, you know, it was a high school band.
Not really that's the same. We thought we were going to make it, but then, you know, it was a high school band. I don't know what you're gonna say.
We thought we were gonna make it, but then, you know,
some people had to go off to college.
That wasn't me, but somebody had to go off to college
and it just didn't work out the way that I had hoped.
Anyway, it wasn't the rocket to start, to start
of my head anticipated.
It wouldn't be when I started writing these songs about
dying on the stage.
However, Chopper Johnson was the next band.
And I have here one of the only copies that I have.
Actually, one of the only copies, my brother gave this to me.
He kept this.
Look at that professional label.
Look at that.
You can go to youtube.com slash the commercial.
That's special.
Everything.
I think that's Ariel Block.
Chopper's on.
Man, did we think this was cool back then?
We were like, awesome.
Right? Great. Hey, you want to chopper, chopper. Man, did we think this was cool back then? We were like, awesome, right?
Great.
Yeah, really?
How you want to chopper, Johnson tape?
It's like fast these out to people.
Chopper, even though I have no permission
to play any of this music anywhere,
and I don't even know who owns the copyright to it.
I've long since, that was a whole cluster fuck.
I know.
Do you think it was owned?
Did you?
Well, I hear the process of it, you know? I think we recorded an album actually, and I don't know if it was ever published. Is that the album? The tapes the album.
This is practice.
This is practice.
But we put our practice on tapes so we can hand it out to people so they can see how
shitting we really were.
The inner working shop or job.
But he liked this. And we actually had a couple of fans.
I don't know who those people were.
But obviously they were drinking as much as I was.
That's what my ex-wife.
But the other thing I wanted to say is that I can't believe that. But he liked this and we actually had a couple of fans. I don't know who those people were, but obviously they were drinking as much as I was.
That's what my ex-wife.
But this is a chopper Johnson tape.
I will play this chopper Johnson tape here on air over the next couple of weeks.
I got to digitize it, but I will, because I mean, you know, I don't have a tape player
here in the studio, but I will digitize it and I will play this along with.
This is exciting.
I know of someone who has a hold
of some 33P material, some 33 penis material.
They actually have our very first show,
the one at the rec room, the one that one,
I thought it was sound check.
They're right.
They actually have the videotape to that.
And I know where it's located
and I think I might be able to get a copy of the audio. And I got to imagine if I wrote the songs, then I
probably own the material, huh? Yes. So I mean, at least I wrote the lyrics. I might
have songwriters. Yeah, I'm a songwriter. Father. Father. Son. Songwriter for 33 penis.
I had a book of songs like a leather bound of book of songs that I wrote all 33 penis.
I had a book of songs, like a leather bound book of songs that I wrote all through my
wasted youth. High on everything you can imagine, right?
High and I've just right lyrics.
Yeah. Horrible shitty Jim Morrison.
Right.
I left it in the back of one of my friend's cars Rafael and Chelsea. Oh no.
And so one day, I walk into their house
and they're like, hey, you actually left this
in the back of the car and Chelsea was like,
this is, some of this stuff is really good.
I was like, no, you didn't read this, did you?
Oh yes, I did.
I just took a look.
Yeah, you have to browse.
And now I know for a fact that they were,
they were probably found this as funny
as any episode
of the commercial break has ever been.
So you'll get a chance to listen to some of those lyrics coming up in the very near future
going to digitize this.
I just wanted to let everyone know that I had found it.
And I also wanted to let you know that because today I thought we would take a look at some
of the more interesting vocalists and music that's out there on the internet and you know
their interesting take on some of the songs that we love and enjoy.
What do you think about that? How do you feel about that? Okay, hold on one second while I get this ready.
And you know, listen, I want to say this before we get into this. I am not playing this to bullying anybody, right?
If you happen to be one of the people, which I'm sure you're not, but if you happen to be one of the people listening, that is on any of these clips, I am not playing this to bully you, to say that you're a horrible singer
that you should never sing again. I'm not Simon Cowell. I'm playing this because I am going to soon
play my own version of this TV music. I want to set the bar for the big reveal of the chopper Johnson
tape here.
And so I thought we'd take a look
at some interesting vocals and music from around the world.
So you got kind of like a penis thing in both your bands.
Yes.
That's right.
I don't know if you've noticed,
but most of the things I talk about are foul.
Like I can get to the therapist about that one.
I never thought about that.
Chopper Johnson was a,
so I walk into an audition, right?
Guy says they put out an ad in a local paper.
Oh, nice.
Vocalist wanted for, you know, medium, whatever.
Medium band.
Yeah, locally known, medium sized band, right?
Basic, every what it said.
And I am high on whatever with a good friend of ours, Tina.
Yes.
And in apartment, in the same apartment
where the guy who was sober and worked at the,
he worked at, I don't know if I told you this,
I lived in an apartment.
I was homeless, I had nowhere to go.
And somebody hooked me up with a guy
who was in like NA and AA.
Okay.
And he worked as a construction worker.
He got up at three in the morning to do construction.
Remember, and he was a total dick.
He was like, don't make a fucking sound
after 615 at night.
If you make a fucking sound, you're fucking out of here, right?
I paid him by the day, basically.
It was like a hotel.
Oh my God.
And it was a furnished room and he had a TV
and I couldn't turn on because he didn't want any noise.
And so I would just, you know,
when I came home, I was just, you know, when I came home,
I was just, you stay gone.
I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,
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I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just the phone number, the guy responded with a voicemail on an actual voice message box.
And then he responded with a voice message
on my voice message box because no one had cell phones back then.
And he gave an address.
And he said, come to this address.
And I come to the address, Tina drives me there.
It's the middle of the night.
It's like eight o'clock, nine o'clock at night.
Tina drives me there.
I'll never forget this.
She drops me off.
It's an office building that looks like a house.
You know what I'm talking about? One an office building that looks like a house.
You know what I'm talking about?
One of those office buildings, like a house.
It's like a doctor's officer.
It's an office park and they have a bunch of house looking
things, but what they are is really just offices.
So I ring the doorbell, I can hear the band upstairs
and the muffled sounds of the band.
And outcome.
Yeah.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
right?
The band practice. The guy comes downstairs and he goes, yeah. And I'm like, hey, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, right? Fan practice.
Guy comes downstairs and he goes, yeah.
And I'm like, hey, I'm Brian Green.
I'm here.
And he's like, who?
And I'm like, I'm Brian Green.
Like, him here for the band thing.
And he's like, great.
Hold on one second.
Close to the door.
Five minutes later, he comes back down.
He's got a tape in his hand.
Here you go, brother.
And I'm like, what's this?
And he's like, this is our music.
Go and, you know, write some lyrics.
Record yourself.
And, you know, drop it back off.
And I'm like, I just, Tina had just left.
And she said, I'll be back in like two hours.
Oh, okay.
And I was like,
I was stranded.
Actually, I had someone drop me off here.
And so can I like come and just like sit and hang out?
Yeah, for the buy.
And so she had to go to the cold outside.
I feel like at that point, I just didn't want to be outside
in the cold, right? And he was like, I feel like at that point, I just didn't wanna be outside in the cold, right?
And he was like, I guess so, right?
I go upstairs where the band is practicing in this room
and I'm sitting in another room
and they have another vocalist that's singing.
The vocalist leaves, right?
And the other guys from the band come out
and they're like, they introduce themselves and hey, hey, hey,
and then they're like, well, if you're here, you know,
if you wanna just like, listen to what we're playing and I'm like, sure, microphones, and then they're like, well, if you're here, you know, if you want to just like listen to what we're playing.
And I'm like, sure, microphones hot and I start singing by the end of the
night. I'm part of the band. Nice. I make up the name Chopper Johnson.
Because I make, I make up a song while I'm standing there. I make up a song about
a guy who was, okay, who was a, he was a guy who got dimmer and he cut off his arm.
And he played the guitar.
Arm being a metaphor for penis again.
Arm being a metaphor for penis.
Cut off his penis.
But he plays guitar best it's ever been.
I think those words were actually in the song.
He played guitar the best it's ever been.
Ha, ha, ha.
I don't know, well, let's get to the bottom of an honest chapter.
But I wrote a song called Chopper Johnson.
And then we named the man Chopper Johnson, because everyone thought it was an appropriate
name.
We had a whole story, a mythology behind Chopper Johnson.
How fucking ridiculous can you be, Brian?
How fucking ridiculous can you be?
Honestly, what were you thinking?
Well, at the time, you know, you're sensitive
and you're like trying to figure yourself out.
Yeah, maybe I'm just a dick.
It's running around doing too much blow
and drinking too much blood.
And I think the shopper Johnson is a great name for a band.
And the poor bastards had to live with after I left. Then I left because
I wouldn't show up to band proud of just being an idiot. Anyway, I don't want to get into
all the minutia about it, but Chopper Johnson, that's how we came upon the name is because
I wrote a song called Chopper Johnson with a mythos to go along with it. I thought I was
gemorisim. I was more like weird alien to me. I was more like puddle of mud. I didn't realize how bad it was until I recently got an opportunity
to listen to this tape. It was bad, holy. Yeah, but you know, okay, so I'm gonna have a little fun.
Yeah. I'm gonna have a little fun today and then down the road, you're gonna have your
chance at revenge. And I'm gonna bring it upon myself, okay? All right, everyone doing good.
have your chance at revenge. And I'm going to bring it upon myself.
OK?
All right?
Everyone do great.
Let's listen to some interpretations of some of our songs
by some artists out there in the world.
Ready?
First, let's take a listen to this is Imagine, one
of our favorite songs from John Lennon.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's an interesting way to start imagine.
I have to say.
These are other people singing mostly other people's songs.
There's one or two of the written ones in here.
That name here.
Imagine there's no heaven.
It's easy if you try.
No hell, below us.
Above us only sky.
Imagine all the people.
Living for today.
For today
I'm so John Lennon Well, no, just certainly not but it's more like a yoko ono interpretation. Yes, imagine all the people
Think think think think living for today
Think think think
Wait, who who does Who's doing this?
I don't know the name of the artist.
I wish I could blow him up. This is just people I found on the internet. I wish I could blow him up and
get his Instagram and stuff. But
he's lots of people probably know about him already. I don't need to give him any promotion.
I wonder, this is on one of those show tryout things, right?
And I wonder, I've always wondered.
I know that the producers clearly put these people in there
to like, you know, spice things up.
They have to have good and they have to have,
not so good and they have to have really,
you know, almost joky like things going on.
Right.
But I wonder if someone tells these people
that it's, that you should go in audition, right?
Like Tina did to me
Yeah
Hey Brian I found
Stop living in my basement. Maybe you can go play with these guys. Oh, yeah, you got a great voice lovely
guys. Oh yeah, you got a great voice. Lovely.
The three
chopper Johnson,
business.
Yeah, I think it's a mix actually. I think some people get told. And then other people
I think just have it in their hand. They are good. And they are good. And that's what they
want to do. Yeah. Yeah. Like, like this guy singing Michael Jackson's famous song, Black
or White, which is one of my favorites
by Michael, by the way.
And his interpretation of this is,
out of the bordering on genius I do have to say.
I wish you could see him dancing to it also
because that's really where it all comes together.
But let's take a listen.
I took my baby boy, Saturday bang,
was I go with you, it's weird why the same.
But I believe in miracles,
and miracles happen tonight.
He's staying right on beat there.
I mean, he's like a metronome.
Yeah.
And the miracle's gonna happen tonight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's hard.
It's hard to get it all together, you know,
when you're trying to dance and make the moves.
By the way, he's got a white glove on
and can't see the video, but he's got a white glove on.
It just helps him get in the spirit of Michael.
I believe in the miracles and the miracles
gonna happen tonight.
It's like a method.
That.
It's like a method.
It's like a method.
It's like a method.
It's like a method.
It's like a method.
It's like a method.
It's like a method.
It's like a method.
It's like a method.
It's like a method.
It's like a method.
It's like a method.
It's like a method.
It's like a method.
It's like a method.
It's like a method.
It's like a method.
It's like a method.
It's like a method. It's like a method. It's like a method. It I'm just like ever I'm just a human like everybody bleed like everybody else. Yeah, I just happen to have a private jet to bleed on
Mark Cuban
Whatever they say no matter if you're black or white
This business I'm tired this stuff. I'm scared of our sheets. So when the going gets rough
I'm scared and I was sheets, so when the going gets rough, I'm scared and I
was body, so when the going gets me protection, gang's group nations, cause a grief in human
relations, it's a tough war on a global scale, I'm out of here, folks, start with the tales,
don't say that you agree with me, I'm seeing you kicking dirty my ass.
I have to say, he's going really fast, I feel like he should slow down a little bit
Sounds like he's trying to climb them out and the end sing the song at the same time
It does you know I'm saying
It's like he's running away from a serial killer and singing at the same time
Mama we said single I'm running
I believe miracles gonna happen tonight
I made that feeling that's a black and white it could help with long work. Yeah And me, I was gonna happen tonight. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da in general as a thing not just a song so I thought I'd find an interesting interpretation of the song cocaine okay
I think they need to put more bass in it I think they need to turn up the bass a little bit I'm not here in the low tone. Yeah. Are they at a party?
By the way, this says nothing like cocaine.
If you wanna get down on the ground, cocaine.
I feel like the guy was doing black and white was doing cocaine.
And this guy is on something else altogether.
Right.
They had a party.
And some people were laughing.
Yeah, they're the same party that 33P played.
OK.
The senior citizen retired when home.
They had to slow it down a little bit. I said right on the last part.
Okay.
Okay.
Cool.
Kane.
I might need some good.
I think the dealer needs to show it right about now.
They're playing the side of a liquor store.
By the way, it says liquor across the back. There's like one, two, maybe three people at the place, you know,
and they're just trying their hardest. And this is one of the ways you get around, like,
if you have an extremely technical piece of music, what you do is you just get the person
who knows how to play it best, you turn them up the loudest. That's how you do it. It's
called mix. It's what the mixers are doing. You know those guys on the boards at the back
of the stage. That's what they do when someone's high on cocaine.
You just turn the bass up really loud.
And then you can't hear anything else.
It's fucking awful.
How about a Christmas song?
Yeah. What was that?
What was that?
With notes, by the way, there are no notes being played here.
It's just one note over it.
Listen to it.
It's like maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa maa ma I can hear that triangle. Yeah, the triangle is jamming. That's keeping up.
The xylophone.
D-D-D.
Yeah, this guy's like, motherfucker.
I told mom to send me to private school.
I'm the best that ever lived.
I'm the best zealophona's that's ever lived. ["The Zee Lafona's"] ["The Zee Lafona's"]
Yeah, all right, good job, guys.
Good job.
We rounded it out toward the end.
What about an original song?
You want an original song?
I sure.
OK, this is woman that I love.
I can't quite figure out who owns the copyright to this song. So if it's you, woman that I love, you ready? Sure. Okay, this is woman that I love. I can't quite figure out who owns the copy right to this song
So if it's you woman that I love you ready?
Yes
Come on
He's got the high the rig and high the man. He's got the high the rig and high the man.
He's got the high the rig and high the man.
He's got the high the rig and high the man.
He's got the high the rig and high the man.
He's got the high the rig and high the man.
He's got the high the rig and high the man.
He's got the high the rig and high the man.
He's got the high the rig and high the man. He's got the high the rig and high the man. He's got the high the rig and high the man. He's got the high the rig and high the man. Love your curves love those curves love them real good
On the gym
Slapping that dick right down on your tits
You gotta say with it. Come on man
You gotta get into it dude
You gotta put the xx down before you go and audition for things like this. I just love this. I love this so much That's a good one. I
Stop and stay that you walking on the shore
Try to concentrate a man wants to explore! A joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wow, this guy is awesome. I want him on the show. I need you on the show. I need you to come and help the our height man.
That's when we say something really funny. laugh at that. Basta you, man. Basta you, man.
Takamasha break, man.
I wonder what these guys practiced.
Like someone told him this was good.
Their mom or somebody.
They were like,
and listen to those incredible lyrics.
The other guy is singing all those each from
all those close. There you go. And listen to those incredible lyrics, the other guy is singing on the beach from the stereo
Floor, there ya
I wanna get down and explore
Explore, man
That's my
Explore
Like a Ford, your next floor
Explore
Oh, that's a da da da da da da da da da da da
That guy
I think he's boom boom down
Boom boom, my down
I'ma chop boom boom, my down Thank you, boom boom, my down That guy
Le keep on boom me down by the way what happened to the guy second
Shaggy that's right. Yeah, you know that shaggy with what's his name no shaggy was the
Shaggy was the black guy, but there was a white guy who's saying, remember he was a ligibumbo,
but Shaggy came in with like some rap,
but that guy was like in forma.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
I ligibumbo, my dad.
I don't like that, I can't quite remember.
I know the commercial break is gonna send that
to the number one on the charts again.
People are gonna be like, I remember that song.
I'll listen to it now.
It was everywhere, for it now. It was everywhere
It was everywhere. It was
It's like in preschool. It was that white guy who had dreads. Yeah, the white guy who had dreads. He was a binaw
Yeah, it was a bina
He'd never seen the sun in his life
He was singing for Puerto Rico
Oh
And girl when I look at you oh
I fall in love Oh Oh
The guy
He's getting less of less I know he's like
Time to practice man
Yeah, come on
Yeah, come on
I'm sorry I had a whole raft done. I don't wrap my man, but I don't know what happened. I froze
It's like those guys from the big put episode I'm gonna get you some of this
Get you some of this
600 pound of mountain dew and little things are pizza I can't stop laughing. I'm sorry, I know I'm interrupting the song. I know you wanted to hear that it's a complete piece of work
I don't want to be that guy was at the party
After a couple of bloodlines, I'd be play DJ, but she only wanted you to hear the first two minutes Next I would be like oh no wait, but there's another stuff I love also
Jeff loves it. He's like really is this your favorite
Can I all be your favorite your absolute oh my god
Yeah, come on
Explore
Yeah, man. Yeah, man.
Wait, wait, whoa.
Whoa.
Yeah, man.
Whoa.
Hey, did you hear me drop that sick, whoa, in the third bar?
I think I put it all together for us.
I laid it down.
We got the job.
We're going straight to number one, man.
I got to tell you something, Bob, if it wasn't for your whoa,
I'm not sure this song would be anything. I made that way. Bob if it wasn't for your whoa I'm not sure this
song would be anything. It was missing that one thing. Yeah the cherry. That's
right. I'm walking on the beaches. I'm exploring. I'm informing. I'm telling
all this of mysterious woman with your curves and all this other stuff. It wasn't
until you said yeah man. Then it all came together. That's good. That's really good.
Alright, okay, that was a good one. What's next? Oh, I think we should always journey is
always one of those songs you play at the party every wedding. You hear it, don't stop
believe it, everyone loves it, don't stop believe it. Here's an interesting way of doing it. Da think she needs to calm down
Yeah, that was just scream screaming into the microphone remember I'm getting my come-up in
Two weeks you were all gonna have a chance to laugh at me too. Yeah. Hey! Just a city boy!
What is that?
She went to Cindy Loffe.
Yeah, she.
That's a small town boy.
He took a Cindy Loffe.
Yeah, she went to Cindy Loffe for honest.
Boy, raise the sound and try.
He took a minute.
I train going.
And he. Cindy Lauper on us
Getting into her down in my phone. Yeah
Whoa She needed a high man to slow her down a little bit
Whoa, he needed an eye man to slow her down a little bit.
She needed the anti-hype man. That guy would have made perfect.
Any song gets a little bit slower with that guy,
as well.
Yaman, Yaman.
Explore.
Explore.
They need to bring that guy in like in the middle of a riot.
It's not that.
It's a calm, the crowd.
Yeah, Yaman. Slow It's a calm, everybody. Yeah, yeah.
Yaman.
Slow down, slow down, man.
Whoa, I've mesmerized.
He's like a, he's like a metronome,
taking back in for.
Yaman, Yaman.
One more time.
Let me be with
Womala.
One more time. Let me be with one another.
Okay, let's do it one more time because I just have to do it.
It's really fun.
The live play all the way.
Yeah, I'll let it play all the way through.
I'll try.
My best.
Okay, here we go.
Ready?
Woman that I love.
By who I don't know.
Yes. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ask girl, move your body, constoom, man.
Come on, move your body, come on, move your body.
I stop and stare at you, walking on the shore.
I try to concentrate.
A man wants to explore, to explore.
The trouble constate, aren't you?
It takes me up above, and girl, when I look at you,
oh, I fall in love
No doubt you look so fine
Whoa, girl, I'm make you mad. Yeah, come on. Just let me be with
Woman at the love
No doubt you're the only man. Whoa, can I like I can't? Yeah, man. Just let me be with Whoa
That's amazing
At the end he was just forcing himself into the song whoa
You had to get up courage to do that
Woman that I love and that's the most he said that everything else would.
We went down here from there.
He forgot.
The other guy was like, oh shit, he forgot to clear it
because I better cover for him.
And then he tried to recover with a couple of wool.
Come on.
Y'all come on, man.
It doesn't even make any sense.
Yeah, come on, man.
You've got to see if you can get that guy out.
Oh my god, I don't even know. I wouldn't even have had to stop.
Hey, I know.
I feel like we need a hide man at the beginning of the show.
I mean, I feel like we're both people probably already
have, I think we're pretty obnoxious at the beginning of the show.
That's where he starts screaming in your ear.
Go to me!
Yaman, come on, show me, man.
Come on and listen.
Come on, come'll break man. Come on and listen. Come on, come on, listen.
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My dear lord, okay, we got a couple more. Yeah, I wanted to get to the Russians who are saying their own version of whatever song
They're singing but I just thought it was an interesting take on these guys actually are that bad
I have to say this song isn't that bad. I mean, it's like, yeah, it's got a good beat to it. And I know they only know three chords, but they're using a whole hell.
And the guy singing Russian sounds pretty cool, actually.
And I said, don't try, I'm not.
I ain't such a fight.
That sounds a lot like a Chopper Johnson song, actually.
Yeah, you're just giving you an idea of what it is.
Okay, you're setting the stage.
Yeah, now everybody, when they start off a band
has those few songs that you have to put in your repertoire
because it's just one of those things
you really want to rock out to.
You're in your bedroom when you're a young kid
and you're pretending to play guitar too.
Of course, all of the famous Eric Clapton.
Of course.
Let's play.
Yeah, let's play.
Yeah, if you're a true rocker,
those are like the kind of people that,
you know, you're pretending you knew how to play those things.
And then eventually, if you're like any, like my guitar evolution, you learn how to play sweet kind of people that, you know, you're pretending you knew how to play those things. And then eventually, if you're like any like my guitar evolution, you learn how to play
Sweet Child of Mine because Sweet Child of Mine is one of those a fake iconic rock songs
with huge big riffs in them.
And so here's a band, I don't know where they're out of, but there are a couple of kids that
learned how to play Sweet Child of mine. They gotta get tuned up first. That's pretty good! Yeah, such finesse.
I feel like the guy on guitar was doing well on his own.
Yeah, he was.
He came in and...
He came in.
Yeah, he didn't even come in on beat.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. Yeah. I feel like the guy in the back is playing tub bumper.
But this guy's playing Switch, how their mind.
It takes a whiskey to drink.
He takes a little bit.
I love that song, by the way.
It's hard not to love it.
It's hard not to love it. It's hard not to love it.
But I have to say of all of the clips that we've played here today,
did I get to all of them hold on one second?
I think there might be one more clip.
Did I play, oh final countdown.
Here we go. Ready?
Final countdown.
And I cut this one up just a little bit so that we don't listen to every single inch of the song.
I feel like the guy in keyboard is playing the Cassio. It is a Cassio.
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penis, sing penis
So say penis the sweetest gravel love it
The final countdown!
It's the final countdown!
Until these guys musical careers.
I know everyone's waiting for that joke to come out of my mouth.
But like a tad, I don't disappoint. the point. Bottle Codon! Bottle Codon! Bottle Codon!
The Cassiote really sets this.
Yeah.
You can give it that...
Oh!
It does set this up.
For what's coming next?
Yeah, when you hear the pan flute right away,
meanwhile, the guy behind there is playing like a Metallica riff. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh--lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu- Speed us the final counter! Hahaha.
Imagine there's no people.
Oh yeah, bring it all the way back.
I could do this all day long.
Imagine.
Imagine.
Imagine man.
Imagine, imagine.
Hahaha.
Yeah man.
We're definitely going to need to add in some bringing in the hype to our show.
He's the say an excite man.
The value my man.
Come on man, come on man, come on man.
They call that regga-tony.
It's the pasta of regga-tony.
Regga-tony.
Regga-tony baloney. Regga-tony baloney. Regga-toneton. Reggaetonie. Reggaetonie, baloney.
Reggaetonie.
Reggaetonie.
Mac and cheese.
Make me some macaroni.
Got me some bread, some cheese and bread and baloney.
I want to give that girl my stony e-bolo.
It's just like so stupid wait, okay
Come on move your back
Come on move your body
You should take his own advice come on man move your body if Come on, move your body. You should take his own advice.
Come on, man, move your body.
If you see the video, it's like this.
Come on, move your body.
He's like, he can't look anywhere except for this friend.
Come on, move your body.
Come on, move your body.
Oh, well.
Regga, Tony, Vellani. Regga, Tony. One of your body Well regga Tony my name is regga Tony
My name is regga Tony is Tony my name is regga Tony. I'm here to put the crowd to sleep
With the smooth sounds of yaman
Whoa sounds of Yaman. Whoa. Whoa.
I'm gonna show.
I try to concentrate.
A man wants to explore.
To explore.
He's got the right accent.
He does.
He's got the right accent.
I gotta give it to Rikotoni.
He's on it, dude.
He's got the right accent.
He's been practicing in the mirror.
He just needs to give it a little more energy. Right, right.
I feel like he's scared.
And he's just like shut down all together.
Right by the way, which I've had that experience
of being on stage.
And if you don't know what's going on,
you're just like, ah, they won't come out, right?
Just won't.
You're so scared.
And I think that's where he's at.
Yeah.
And I think his friend realizes that he,
that's where he's at.
So he has to make it.
And his friend thinks like he's got the harder job. He's the one who's like really singing. Yeah, but I mean, I think his friend realizes that he that's where he's at. So he has to make it. And his friend seems like he's got the harder job.
He's the one who's like really singing.
Yeah, but I mean, I think the accent guy is like the guy you pay attention to.
Like clearly these like this horseshit this guy is singing.
I want to walk on the show.
I want you to explore.
Mysterious woman.
Movie about it. Move your body.
Move your body.
Come on, move your body.
He's like the show man.
He's supposed to be out there like,
okay, you know, with a, I don't know,
just like running around the stage.
Come on, move your body.
Come on, move your body, you know?
And he's like, come on, move your body.
I'm reggaetonie from East Lansing, New Jersey Yeah, she's got love. Hey, follow love. Come on, follow love.
Tony, all you have to do is repeat what I say.
You've got that fucking hard.
We've been practicing for six months.
I know, man, I don't know what goes on.
I just clam up.
I can't remember the lyrics.
You don't have to.
You just follow what I say.
Just get excited.
This is excited. This is me excited
I'm like me on Christmas morning. Wow Christmas presents
Hey, mom Santa came Christmas Santa came you know Santa came Christmas lots of trees under presents
Come on
I can't deal with make you mad. Yeah, come on. You're not. I can't deal with Reggaetonie too much. I love him.
Reggaetonie.
Reggaetonie, where are you?
You've got to come on the commercial break.
I don't want to give away where this was recorded.
It's one of those shows where they audition.
Because I don't, you know, copyright laws are fun.
Oh, right.
And even though I'm playing this under fair use,
I'm just trying to critiquate and review it and make it my own work, you know, copyright laws are fun. Oh, right. And even though I'm playing this under fair use, I'm just trying to critiquate and review it
and make it my own work, you know, people get crazy, right?
But what I do have to say is that if anybody knows
who these two people are, and they know of these two people,
I need Regatoni in the studio immediately
to do my hype in and my hype out.
That's right, man.
That's right, man.
I will pay him to basically replicate what he did with his friend during, to do my hype in and my hype out. That's right, man. That's right, Matt.
I will pay him to basically replicate what he did with his friend during high-man level
of the woman.
I will replicate.
You can say the same words, just to the commercial break and show.
That's all you want.
Yeah.
We're not asking much.
We didn't need Reggaetonie to do a little, just, you know, do a little.
Do a thing.
Yeah, do a thing.
Do a little work as possible.
As a splash of secret sauce. Yeah
And when I say splash I mean splash just a little
And sprinkling yeah, it's just a pitch wherever you feel you know
The next episode of the commercial break starts now now man
Here they come
Holding Brian on the way. Yaman. Oh
My god
Oh
Too much fun. I know this is a good one. It's good
Keep those ones in the book. Yes
All right, so yeah, I guess that's I guess that's all we can handle for today
I mean I have other clips so we'll get to it on another episode
But I think the big top off here is that when we get to the in a couple of weeks, or I don't know whenever, we'll do
another episode with some more interesting versions of the song. And then I will also cut up my
songs. And I will put them on this little machine right here. Chopped Johnson. Well,
listen to a little chopper Johnson. Okay, and I don't know if I only copyright to it, but hey,
guys, sorry, I haven't I've been taped. figure if I wrote the lyrics Yeah, saying them maybe I at least have some right to play it on there. Yeah, so I think so yeah
And I highly doubt any of those guys listen to the commercial. They probably I mean they probably hate me
Anyway, whatever it doesn't matter
We're gonna listen to a little chopper Johnson in a couple weeks
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