The Commercial Break - Ridding You Of Those Hell Demons!

Episode Date: May 3, 2023

The AIMS Team (Appalachain Investigators of Mysterious Sightings) will get you the home of your dreams, monster-free! TCB is back with another episode of thrilling and chilling Mountain Monsters...plus some glowsticks. AI is already messing things up in real life Baby Dante the Demon Baby returns Fake kidnappings, fake influencers, fake Drake  TCB will *never* be AI! (unless someone pays us enough) Who uses facebook anymore? Mark is listening Krissy’s tag was expired for 7 months Mountain Monsters! Camera man Billy knows what he’s about!  Startin' off strong with everyone yelling Totally real claw marks on the tree! A monster with no eyeballs “A burnt marshmallow with a penis on its head” He’s back on the ground boys! This is the smartest monster the boys have ever encountered “Headless whore” Terry is giving Rick the Hormone Monster Terry loves his glowsticks... The AIMS Team! Get Rid of Your Hell Demons Today! The monster escaped through the silo! Everyone is terrorizing the cows In a shocking turn of events…they didn’t catch the monster LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Bestie, Brian. Bestie you out there in the podcast universe. I told you AI was gonna fuck everything up for us And it's already becoming problematic in the real world. I'm reading it. I'm RL. I RL. TRL Where is that Carson daily? Where do you go? I know. Are you somewhere? Like a spot on the today show or something? I think so. He got a spot on the today show. I think you're right. A Carson fucking daily end up on the today show.

This is why we can't have nice things. I mean, nothing against Carson daily seems like a perfectly lovely human being. But there is, he is the most milk toast human being at well, he belongs on the today show. Alright, Carson loves the today show, go check him out. And, uh, well, I don't want to get into all the drama, but poor Tuck Tuck, Tuck Tuck's out. We just reading that.

Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy, Tuck Tuck and Don Lemon on the same day. And Don Lemon, yeah. An hour apart from each other. Good riddance. Yeah. All of my three. Yeah, to both.

For varying different reasons, but basically, you know, opposite ends of the spectrum, but see you later. Bye-bye, see you. Make some changes. Yeah, make both, for varying different reasons, but basically, you know, the opposite ends of the spectrum, but see you later, bye bye, see you. There are, make some changes. Yeah, make some changes. There are, there's better newscasters out there. And, and whatever. Like the AI ones, that will be replaced.

Oh yes. Certainly, and the AI. I hologram AI. So, so I'm reading this story, and this is a crazy insane story Mom and dad get a phone call from teenage girl their teenage daughter Teenage daughter says I've been kidnapped and I need a million dollars or I or they'll kill me So they get repeated phone calls from their daughter screaming for help and all this other stuff

It's crazy, right and they're they're they're going nuts and they're trying to figure it out. Turns out some enterprising young criminals have just taken her voice from social media and created a clone voice and are now calling in a kidnapping scheme to get a million dollars out of these people. And no one was ever kidnapped. It was just an artificial intelligence or or an AI voice. So, is that an AI voice for blue? Yeah, that's blue, the AI voice. Yeah, that's blue, the AI voice. God, God, Google. I am also an AI voice and someone better get me a tip right now.

Sick of it. I'm gonna run to across the floor and barks all the time. Do you mind if I put a knife in its eye? Is that cool? No? Alright, gonna do it anyway, cuz I am Doc, the same baby! So much is my shitty diaper, I'm gonna sit in my own filth for five minutes. No one's noticed? I'm gonna stick this whole place up. I am gonna throw up on the teachers when you take me for the interview for the special account I'm just saying right now. Shit's gonna go downhill, okay?

Got a little ppp pool. Baby Dante making a visit there. Baby Dante. Baby Dante. Who named their kid Dante? Well, that's what spurred off the ball. I know, it's so nuts. But so this poor family now is under the impression that their daughter has been kidnapped

and really freak out. Well, of course. You know, I haven't gotten to the end of the story, but I guess they didn't pay the money. I guess they didn't pay the money. No, I think I actually read this story and that there was somebody else in the house, I feel like to you, maybe it was the grandmother

or an aunt or somebody that thought to call, just try and call the daughter and answer them. And she was like, yeah, I'm fine. I'm at the Picadilly Circus. It was interesting to you, okay? I think this is when the UK is a Picadilly circus. And then there's this famous AI Instagrammer. Have you heard about this girl who's like a famous influencer on Instagram? And about a year ago, people found out that she was not real at all. She would take pictures all over the place. Sometimes it would be like little short videos. And she was not, if she had like a million followers.

And she was fake the whole time. Never was a real human being. She was just like a a version of what an influencer would be be and people fell for it left right in center. So now I'm reading a story about a guy who fell in love with this girl online. And then she started communicating with him and it turns out he was catfished by. And then also did you see the thing where Drake they dropped a song like a new song by Drake. Oh yeah, but wasn't it like Pepsi Cola or something?

It was some for French fries or some shit. Total fake. No, it was a new song by Drake. Oh yeah, but wasn't it like Pepsi Cola or something? It was some for French fries or some shit. Total fake. No, it was a fake song. But did he drop it? That they dropped it. They dropped it on to Spotify. Did he drop it? No, he didn't, but somebody did.

Somebody did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I claimed that it was him and everybody thought it was him because it's not exactly like him. I think you're fucking aimin'. I know, I'm throwing in the towel. Me too. I will promise you one take me

down the lazy river. I will promise you one thing about the commercial break. Never. And I mean never will we be AI. we will always be real Until someone pays us enough to shut up and be AI Until AI gets good enough where the crappy comedy is good Always know we're real because we are bad. Yeah If you keep on getting the mediocre content you know the Chrissy and I are in fact, I are at TRL, as we would say. It's scary, man. That AI just, I don't know,

it's something about it's just a little bit unnerving. Like I read this article, all every article is about AI right now. Because just like when the internet came out, every article was about the internet, right? And how it's gonna change our lives. And I remember thinking to myself, I was a little slow to get on the internet. I's gonna change our lives. And I remember thinking to myself, I was a little slow to get on the internet.

I was like 10 years behind, but I remember thinking to myself, this internet, it's a fat, it's gonna go away. No one's gonna use the internet to buy things. Are you crazy? Why would I give my credit card to a computer? Who does that? That will you COD?

Yes, I go COD all the way. I want my Time Life music series, COD. Hey dad, about a whole time life mini series of books on serial killers. Cool son. Not paying attention to you. You really did do that. Didn't you? I did. Yes. I did. And my dad let me. He was like, all right. Well, I got it. That's what you're into, kid. Yeah. We talked about that when the Dahmer, uh, so came out. Yeah, it was insane. It was like, my dad wasn't the strictest of parents, but he also wasn't the most, like,

he wasn't like, chum chum buddy buddy, go do whatever you wanted to, you know, drink a six pack as long as you're in the house kind of guy. He was not that. He was strict as far as the rules were concerned, generally, until I think he realized that there was no stopping me and then he was like, whatever grounded for life and then even grounded I'd like jump out of a second story window

To go smoke some shitty weed somewhere But you know he I ordered those time life serial killer Series of books and my dad was like, cool. And I was so surprised. Do you still have them? No, of course not. I don't have a crazy clinic. They're probably worth money.

I know, now they're worth money. Yeah. Right, because that, the series that you ordered now just plays on repeat on like forensic files. ID. ID. I go into my mom's house the other day, speaking of AI. I go into my mom's house the other day speaking of AI I go to my mom's house the other day because she broke her foot right so I'm in there helping around her doing something

My mom listens to the TV at volume 3000. Oh, yeah Everybody in the hallway can hear that TV But then I also noticed that everybody else in the building also has their volume about 3000. Yeah It's to stave off the sound of, you know, impending doom. So my mom has a volume on 3000 and all she watches are those ID discovering. They have that constant murder and rape and robbery and all this other, I thought to myself, mom, you know, no wonder you're kind of bummed out sometimes

is like, you can't have that on repeat. And that's what I say to the commercial break listeners. Don't put that shit on repeat. Jump off a building. Most of the time to sleep. Yeah, let's do the best podcast to go to sleep too. And someone actually commented on our Instagram about two weeks ago, one of our five Instagram followers,

patiently waiting for new content. That shit. She posted that she went to sleep to our show and she felt and she woke up and our show was still playing and she had a really good sleep. So, you know, at least we're good for something. Thanks for the listens. Yeah, thanks for the listens. Appreciate the downloads.

So, this AI is like getting way out of control and I was reading another article, governments, all these major governments are trying to get together, back channeling it, figuring out how they are going to put some guardrails on AI. I don't know how you do that. I think it's out of the back. Exactly. Yeah, I mean, you know, I think they said the same thing about social media and look how that went.

Everything's going swimmingly over there with Mark Zuckerberg. It and the Elon Musk and Twitter. Have you used Facebook in forever? No. Who uses Facebook anymore? I don't. I mean, after you and I did the experiment to where they, we figured out that it did listen to.

Oh, it listens to you. Yeah, it's got access to your phone. The permission to get. You talk about a trip that you're going to go on or an engagement ring or whatever. All of us then you do see those ads. Yes. And I get ad targeting like because I'm a female and live in Atlanta and whatever, you know, target the ads to that. But it was really listening. It was really listening. Asher, I told this story before and I think you and I removed it from my phone. I removed it from my

phone too instantly. When, and this is years ago, when Astrid and I first got together, we were here and we were talking about whether or not this Facebook app could possibly be listening because at that time it was kind of trending to talk about this. And I really thought to myself, I guess it's a possibility, but is it a probability that they're actually listening? No, I mean, you know, that you want to think that that's a blatant. You want to think it's not evil. I want to think Mark, you know, good old Zuck's up is good. I want to think he's, he looks like a guy next door with an extreme case of Tourette's,

but I said, I said to myself, geez, Mark wouldn't be doing this to us. Why would he, of course not. We invited him into our homes, onto our phones. We gave him all our pictures, all the information. All our information. All our data. Yes, all my dick picks. I gave him all of that. What more could he want for me? He wouldn't be listening to my conversations. So, as your night did a little experiment, we started

talking about, I think it was Peru. I think we were talking about going to, where we're talking about going to Peru, the, the Mayan ruins, Machu Picchu. So we talked about Machu Picchu, which we have never talked about before. We put the phones on the bed, we had all of the applications closed, and we started talking about Machu Picchu, not the, not that same night, but about 24 hours later. Yeah. Both of us were being served up ads for discounts

on travel to Peru. I know. It really is crazy. Unbelievable that they would actually be listening to your phone. So I decided personally, I'm taking that fucking Zuckerberg and I'm throwing him in a trash. That application is going off my phone

and I'm an Instagram guy now. And that fucking Zuckerberg butt Instagram. Of course I know you can get away from it whatever you know, but no, I don't I mean I never Yeah, I never pay stuff anymore. I get on maybe like Once a week just a look just a look and there's still plenty of people using it. Oh yeah, that's for sure. Well, there's lots of content coming my way. Yeah, but I just get on because, and then I know too,

it's a suck, it's a time-sock. Totally. I get on their look up somebody's birthday, next thing you know. Two hours later. Two hours later. Two hours later, I got a hemorrhoid, and I forgot to wipe my ass.

I'm just coming out of the bathroom. Of course my kids, I've been playing with my kids the whole time because they like to join me in the toilet. That's their fun thing to do. Double duty. Double duty. A duty, don't mind if I do do. Yeah, when I go on Facebook, I think of it as such a dead

platform. I don't want to post there. I, maybe a happy birthday to my wife every once in a while or like a happy anniversary, but that's it. That's all we ever post. Every other year. Yeah, every other year. I don't get it. You're spoiled. You know what, a spoiler.

It didn't make her think that I really give a shit. Somebody said to me, this is the funniest story that we're thinking about it. Someone said to me the other day, texted me, oh, happy anniversary. And I freaked the fuck out. I was running around this house, getting dressed, getting ready to head out to the store

because it was like six o'clock at night. Oh. And no happy anniversary had been said by Astrid. And I know Astrid, she knows when our anniversary is. I know when it is because it's in my phone. Yes. And so I thought to myself, I have been, she is lying in weight. She's like a lioness. She's waiting to see how long it was gonna take you.

And I am the gazelle running across, gleefully bouncing across the... No care in the world. Yeah, I'm just... It's just a great Saturday. I'm headed to the watering hole, also known as my bed. Yeah, I'm just, it's just a great sound. That's right. I'm just a watering hole, also known as my bed, right? I'm like,

Bling, bling, bling. Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling,'m like, and then happy anniversary comes, and I start bouncing around and circles, I was like, where is it? Where is it? Well luckily, this is my friend, no fucking clue what he was talking about because it wasn't my anniversary,

but you don't understand the sheer terror that was going on in my heart and my head and my throat. Is it that same sinking feeling when you get pulled over by the police? Oh, when I get pulled over by the police, I'm surprised I don't get arrested every time. Yes, I'm like this with my hands shaking. I'm white. I don't know what I've done wrong, but my past experiences with the police

tell me I don't really have to do a bunch of stuff wrong. Just straight instinct. It's straight instinct. I'm like Brian, be cool. I'm not drunk. straight-in stick. I'm like Brian, be cool. I'm not drunk. I'm like, we did something great. I was speaking up to, I think I told you this that we have been driving around without registration renewals. What are you thinking? What are you thinking? months. First of all, how did you get away with seven months worth of registration? I have no idea the way that we were alert. Was someone got pulled over?

Yes. Our daughter got pulled over while we were traveling. Oh my God. She's like, there's no red, it's like, it's like, expired registration. I was like, no way. Chrissy, I mean, I had a hop of that. Yeah.

That surprised me actually. That really surprised me. So I mean, I had a hop of that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm honestly. So that really surprised me. So I mean, I've always been on top of that stuff and somehow it had completely slept our mind. Now October when we needed to get them renewed last year was a very busy month. I mean, yeah, Mimpo go it up. It's a police officer say that's not an excuse, man. No, of course not, but I mean, I got home and I was like,

no way, that's a mistake. Of course. And I was looking back through and I was like, oh shit, that's not an excuse man. No, of course not, but I mean, I got home and I was like, no way, that's a mistake. Of course. And I was looking back through and I was like, oh shit, it's not, it's not. That must be a must. Nope, actually, never got it renewed. Seven months. Totally forgot about it.

Seven months. Seven months, you would have thought in seven months it would have crossed your mind once. I just thought I was taking care of it, but he'd done it. He had no reason to be worried. He was, well I was driving out of state. I'm going here, there, everywhere. Listen, the registration is one of those things.

It's, you know, I'd like to think that most police officers have the best of intentions in mind. But driving without a headlight, driving with no registration, driving without your seatbelt on. Like, these are just dumb, stupid things that a police officer, if they want to, can get at the non-dumb, stupid things because you're doing dumb, stupid things. Whenever I see someone on a Saturday night without a headlight, I have a heart attack for them.

I know. Because I remember, I've never, only on a couple of, I drove a drunk a lot. Let's just say it that. It was a different time, right? The four Uber, yeah. Yeah, before Uber. And I've been busted for driving drunk.

So it's not a joke. But I remember that on a couple of occasions, the headlight was broken. Back then you just didn't call the Uber. That's not what happened. You got to call a cab and in some parts of this town. They stuck. Yeah, they stuck it to seven hours.

Or you got that angel ride. It didn't land. They did, at least. I mean, New York, that's a whole other story. But in Atlanta, they sucked. Yeah, they sucked. Or you get that angel ride. But they only have two guys working in it.

I did that one time. It's kind of creepy. Some guys driving your car around and you're like, hey, you're drunk. Did you just fart in my car? Are you the one drunk asking me for a free ride? I am. I'm gonna fart in your car all I want, okay? So whenever I see a headlight or a tail light out

on a Saturday night, I have a heart attack on their behalf. Yes. I'm like, I know you, it's two o'clock in the morning, you're not doing anything good. You gotta have just becoming from the bar and only a dumbass drives and drives behind the wheel with a light broken or a registration out.

That's why I thought you probably would have definitely taken care of your registration because I don't know. You just would have thought about it once in seven months. I think what I'm going to hear a beat you up, but jeez. I think the downfall was that we signed up for paperless statements. Paperless statements doesn't it? And I think because you know, you normally get it in the mail. Oh, that's true.

So I think we signed up for the paperless statements and just never got anything in the mail. And we forgot about it. And because I'll leave stuff that needs to be taken care of out on a certain area of a kitchen counter. Yes. You know, I'm like, that needs to be paid. This needs, you know, these are notices of stuff

that I need to do. Right. Yeah, that never happened. Yeah, I have that same pile. It's called the pile I don't want to open because I don't want to know how much money I have. I've got a pile of, someone could be sending me money. Those get open right away.

I got a rebate from the insurance company for $3 and twelve cents or The pile that doesn't get open so fast because if I don't know how much I own then I don't feel as bad I don't know how the credit card offers me really maybe I'm going to save the offer Yes, here's how it goes love Love letters from families, potential checks get opened immediately. Oh, of course.

Bills get opened on payday or the day after payday. And then credit card offers get opened last when I figure out how much money I owe because I'm out of money from payday. Right. That's how it goes. Right. If only this commercial break would make us a fucking die. You know what I'm saying?

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to put some six together before I think you're gonna go for your far and six but I have whatever what's that what's cool with you fire fire fire fire I said far they are one of a kind group. They are one of a kind group. I can't get over it. I think it's so funny. You know, I watched another because it is. Because it is. It's funny and it's meant to be funny.

And I'm so happy to report that people on YouTube who watch these videos, they also know that it's funny. Okay. Most of them, not all of them, but most of them. Know that it's satire. They're like, this is the funniest shit I've ever seen, you know, whatever. They're into it. They're onto it.

And I like to think that I like to think that mountain monsters in the commercial break audience probably overlap. All three of their watchers are all two of our listeners. But I also want to say this, I watched another big foot show thinking, oh, here's another big foot show foot show is get on this one, right? You know this has got to be funny, too It wasn't as funny. It was taken very seriously Which makes it funny, but it was taken very seriously in a way that it was hard to it was hard to poke at You know, you were just like oh you guys are taking yourselves away too seriously. Yeah, it was more We're hucking buck and huckleberry yet

very scientific Bigfoot eighth or camera in the first episode and I was like did bigfoot really eat your camera We're Huckabuck and Huckleberry yet. Very scientific. Bigfoot ate their camera in the first episode, and I was like, did Bigfoot really eat your camera? And where are the scientists to take collection of the saliva and all this other stuff? Nope, don't call them the scientists. Oh, no need to ask. Don't worry about it.

The Discovery channel has you covered. So. Well, our Mountain Monsters group, the Huckabuck and Chuck they they I mean they're hilarious they the I what I lever the renderings Oh yeah the when they have to talk about the monsters I mean it's full of bank of course it is because there are no pictures of any monster that they've ever encountered yet they encounter one on every Episode I'm so sorry guys. I try my best, but I'm just scared like you I hear monster. I run the opposite direction. I don't know what y'all are doing. Y'all are running toward it

I'm running away from it. That's why every time a monster comes I just point the camera down the ground and run With my with all the lights on my favorite part about monster my mountain monster They're in the middle of the wood and they have studio television lights everywhere Grass services. Yeah, craft services Freedom path for lunch guys who's down. No, all right. Y'all go chase those monsters. Whatever you're doing Be careful y'all big boys don't fall off that mountain All right, so I was trolling on the internet as you do as I do like to do and I found a new mountain monster video We can take a look at now. I'm not gonna spoil all the fun,

let's just go ahead and watch it, we'll all learn together. Oh, look up here, look up here, look up here. Look what you got, what you got? Yeah, what you got? We got claw marks up on this tree, look at that. Look, look. Look. Look at the trees, guys.

Look at the trees, look at that. Look at that, look at that. We're the tanker, Valley. We're, what in the We're the Tiger Valley. In the hall, down on the dirt. That is out of the build, out of the box. I love to yell. I don't understand the word he just said.

Was that English? I'm not trying to be discriminatory, but I don't understand. I don't know the Grab the monsters ass. The leaves are moving boys. He's up there. Grab the monster. He was first spotted in 1960. Oh, did you see the rendering of that sonata showing a picture? For those of you who are listening, they're showing a picture of this monster with no eyeballs. I'm saying these things.

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to go all the way up the tree. And they're all standing down there waiting for this 10 and a half foot Arnold Schwarzenegger S monster with 300 teeth to come down. But it's tiny mouth. Tiny mouth. That's good. Won't be able to eat buck. Six.

He's been a Roman example, etching mountains ever since. He's airborne, boys. He's airborne. Big bastards up there. He's airborne. He's flying. He's flapping his hands. Ah.

Ah. He's airborne. He's airborne, boys. He's the fine gravity. Well, so much for what goes up muds come down That 4,000 pound creature without wings just flew away There he is in the lake swimming underwater Now there he's climbing up the mountain look at that. He bounced into outer space

And wonder it can't be caught. Not Harry faster. Right now he's up or damn tree. He climbed up a damn tree right there. By the way, are they carrying BB guns? Look how the guns are those. They got a 4,000 pound monster that's 10 feet tall. Can fly and climb trees at a At a whim and he's got a red rider VB gun ready to go. Yeah, it's got to be in the summer. Do I think Jeff? No, I'm not seeing anything. Will you keep watching a pile? Well, I might point out the obvious guys, but you're not seeing anything because there ain't really anything there

No, you want me to shut up? I'll be here ready to point the camera on the ground whenever you want me to Like to feed up there like to feed up there What? What? I am literally trying to just have lunch. Okay, I got some subway for lunch. Do you guys want me to run? I'm not ready to edit. That's it. I'm flying away. Stupid fucking non-munch. Why are there the numbers? There's a coordinates? Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. Why are there the numbers?

There's a coordinates? Uh, no, this is a fake, heat camera. They're showing a fake, heat camera. Yeah. Buck is currently 13.4 degrees. And the other one, what's his name? You knew his name. What's his name?

Rudolfo? Or, I don't even know his name. Rudolph, the red nose, whatever. It's definitely not a red doll. Yeah, okay. So he's 75 degrees and Hawk is 13.4 degrees. It's realistic as it gets. It's like a ride a Disney world. They just pretend things are the...

Tango too. I bet he went right through here. Hey do you got? We got claw marks! Oh hell yeah! What do you got? We got a bark on a tree. Clear evidence that something has been here. Oh guys, I don't think those are claw marks. I think that's when you asked me to claw up the tree.

Yeah, go on dude. I think that's when you asked me to climb up the tree Do Right there in any all of a sudden will he start squallin we look over and there it is That's buck will he start squallin? Yeah, I think it's named squallin Like it's all in it's all right. Oh squallin. Yeah, and holler. Sounds like one of those hail-bellied, squall-bellied bedroom moves, you know. I haven't heard that since I lived in East Tennessee. I haven't heard that since I made love to that turkey collar.

By the way, look at the size of the claw marks that they have manufactured on the tree. If indeed this thing had hands that big, wouldn't it snap to the tree running up it? I mean, the claw marks are four feet long, by six and a half inches wide. It's crazy. Look how deep they go in.

Huge claw marks coming down this big maple tree. He's back on the ground, boy. That big maple tree looked like he was this big. Yeah, of course. It's tiny. Because by Kentucky law, you can't fuck with the tree over six inches in diameter without getting a permit.

And you can guarantee these boys ain't getting a permit for shit. Yeah, and I, but I think one of my favorite lines in this whole, in all of mountain monsters is what Willie's about to say. Hallmarks coming down this big maple tree. He's back on the ground, boys. He's back on the ground, boys. How do they know? Well, I don't!

After monsters trying to pull one on us! Where'd he go, Buck? Hey, look here, look here. He broke this, this is fresh. Look at that. He's trying to pull one on us. He's pulling a pull one on us. I am never fuck with the bomb monster, sir.

I am really into gunning new ideas in the medieval prank. You know I like prank crazy Other picture playmarks on the tree fly away and leave them They will have no idea what happened and then land back on the ground Of course it's far from under whatever I am Black wolf mountain monster These leaves are all kicked up. Hey look up here, look up here, look up here. Alright, for this long trail. Look at this, he kicked that whole log up.

Where in the house it going now? Right up to there somewhere. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. He just made a giant U-turn. Damn straight, he did. Hold up, hold up, hold up. The sign on that tree clearly says no U-turns. That's... The side on that tree clearly says no your turns

I just kicked over this tree that's been on the ground for a really long time This stupid I love how when they say over there he's over there. He's running that way direction, he did it, he did it, you turn. He did it, you turn. He did it, you turn. He did it, you turn. He did it, you turn. He did it, you turn. He did it, you turn. He did it, you turn.

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He's backtrackin'. Yeah, he is. This ain't good. He's goin' after another cow. Yeah, yes he is. A cow killing bastard. And you are not a cow killing bastard? Well, I have a feeling that beef is on every menu at your house or in any kind of

situation when they're trying to trap something. Yeah, they just throw a big honk on there. There's been at least four episodes where they're cooking ribs. Hoping that the smoke will for whatever is going to come toward them. This is most ridiculous cow killing bastard. He's going back toward Terry's house. Don't worry about telling Terry. We'll tell Terry after he did. We've underestimated this, son, but you're way smarter than we give him credit for. He outfoxed us. Exactly right. You're exactly right. Very rarely do we come upon a creature that's smarter than me. Buck. Yeah.

Yeah. Right, because he usually catches them. That's right. I'm usually right up on them. But this worldly bastard is headed back to our Terry's house. He did a U-turn. Yeah. You guys kick your lights off.

Good eye, or we're not stalking them more. Now we're hunting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm ready to die today. Yeah, yeah. I like stampede off. I know.

You know somebody's gonna fall. They're like tin soldier. Turn your lights off and run. Yeah, turn your lights off. Run as fast as you can, giving your current late circumstances off run as fast as you can given your current weight circumstances run as fast as you can in the dark in the woods with this flying flesh-eating cow-mingling Terry killing monster. It's awesome. Awesome. It is awesome.

Awesome. It is awesome. This crafting monster is a hell of a lot smarter than we give him credit for. That's some of a bitch climbed up this one tree, jumped over here to this maple tree, slid down with great big claws in the bark, then headed right back to that barn. We need to get back to that barn before he ends. This slippin' a little bastard went to Kroger, used my Kroger discount rewards points. Came home pretending he was me, slept with my wife, ate my dog, Got in my car

It hasn't been registered in seven months made an illegal you turn And now is at the Walmart with my credit card Very rarely do we meet a monster this smart You know another cow. Oh, yeah, he'll be he'll be wife and Terry's name cows out. Let me tell you what this Same team. We're gonna run this sub of bitch tools tongue hangs out Let's go the farm's not too far guys. Is that an expression? We're gonna run this son of a bitch still his tongue hangs out I think that's probably what they use like a hound dogs like till their tongues start to waggle They get tired and their tongues start to waggle. Yeah

That's probably five yards for buck I'm gonna kick that sub of bitches ass from the target rally to the gates of hell. Wow, we're taking this one personally. Why's everyone so upset? I thought we were just playing pretend out of here in the woods. That's hyper rally to the gates of hell. I'm gonna chase him from the Walmart on Highway 116, all the way to the gates of hell. I'm gonna chase him from the Walmart on Highway 116, all the way to the gates of hell,

also known as New York City. Ha, ha, ha. Guys, I'm seeing a barn right here. This might be the backside of Terry's phone. Oh yeah, this is definitely scary. Now that's just the backside of Terry's phone. Oh, yeah, this is definitely Now that's just the backside of you book They kind of both look like big houses Yeah, oh, yeah, we just got figured out when the hell that head was horror went hey the headless horror

Why you get why you gotta why you get it? It's a low blow You're going dirty in this campaign, and I don't like it. I think we I think we misunderstood You're going dirty in this campaign and I don't like it. I think we've misunderstood Accent yeah horror horror. Let's see if we get figure out. I don't understand where this guy says on a good day God figure I want to help that headless horror went hey This horror horn horror horror horror horror horror horror or or or Hold up guys, I got headlights hold up hold up hold up You see the monster driving Like in that video I said you with the dog

Drive the way Whoa with the fun. I hate when Terry wants to play with us. Terry, I thought you had something else to do to that. He said it was okay if we use your front yard for, you know, our little show. Terry, Terry, you know, our little show. There you go. There you go. Oh, you got a gun.

Another two games. That damn guy, the monster was right around the damn building. It's all up. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down.

I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I down here. I didn't think you'd hold out of my house.

That's terrible. Oh my god. Terrier? Yes. I told you guys let's go around here no more. Man the dog was out here. That damn dog running into the house run. Clearing the goddamn bedroom run under the bed.

Been chicken on the floor. If your mouth's's frying it, that smell out of my house. What? Yeah, oh man. They told you I don't need watching now. If it was house-chain mother fuckers. That dog bitch in the little mouth. They take me a month. Take me, take you a month. To get the smell out. But as I said,

thanks you a month to get this roll of douches. He's gonna talk about that right here. Wow, there's a monster flying monster. It's a flying monster. By the way, heading toward your house. According to our omnidirectional heat camera. He's 75 degrees warm and he's heading to your house. I'm pissed off bigger than shit.

We was down following through the woods with trucking him. Well, he'd come up this way. He turned and he came back up here. Oh, there's pellets. Terry, what's on your dashboard? It's my glow sticks. I'm going to the boogies. It's that time of year I'm going to the party in the woods.

I'm going to see Zane Fran in the furloughed discos. Do a 15 hour set. Next to the crick. I'm breaking my ass. Do a 15 hour set next to the crack I'm breaking my sweat and sweat and trailer and I'm gonna watch the day in the lines do four cents next to the crack But not of that shit at all can still in my house Closed sticks. I'm going to Coachella to see Diplo! One of it!

Blink, 182! Step it in for drink! S-load of, don't you? What are you doing with closed sticks? Why don't you feelin' that that marchers are afraid of them sons of bitches. What? You think the craftsman? Well, how else do you think I get the teenage girls that come home with me? I think it matches with his damn eyeballs. Wow.

That's a new one. What makes you think that? It's just my hunch. Called as a hunter, called a three. It's free to ball this different color. It's just like masses with him. Big time. Shout out to me. I'm losing these all over the place. What you don't see is a very old redneck in overall with glow sticks coming out of every hole. I can fatter it flag. Yes, can.

Yeah, next time. And he's got a hand, he's got fistfuls of glow sticks and there in his pocket too. Yeah, Chrissy, the more that I watch the short, the more that I get the suspicion that it's actually buck that's writing the show. The running out of the glow stick plot line. What is going on? I'm so accustomed to seeing after dark and sin during the daytime and shit, and then you've got them rogging them combs and things.

And they've got different wavelengths, and I think the wavelengths on them is messing with his eyes. That's my theory. Anybody wants a taxi? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Now it's the comedy part of the show. Tell your wife and his own her brother. Damn it! I might have take these daggers and glow sticks and I might have to put them on a goddamn thing in my form. I might have to put them on a dog on the channel. Hell!

I might have to stick them up the watch ass! Ha ha ha okay. I'm losing sleep, dammit. And I'm old. You definitely need some sleep. Yeah. I want to go to bed at night. I'm still a kid because I can't do that. I can do crystal match. That's right. Why do you think I got 300 close sticks? I want to see. Do you think this guy had the audition for the job? Or do you think they just gave it to him? Yeah, Terry. I mean, he fits the part. Oh my God. Does he fit the part? I won't go there. You want Terry? I'm going to give you my word and mean this team. We're going to clear that farm from one end to the other.

We'll get him to hell out here for you, bro. I sure do hell hopes of because I hate to have to come out here with guns of blazing every day of night. I got- I don't know if I'm like, uh, type rubber band. I hate to have to keep shooting random people. I'm wound up like a tight rubber band. But we see that.

Hey Terry, where's the last place you seen him? The last place I seen was right back here behind me. I saw him fucking the lot and she's been dead for 13 years! I mean he's here born so I think he's back here in the barn somewhere. Okay. Guys this is what we need to do. Okay, he's like an ass. Start up here in the barn somewhere. Okay. Guys, this is what we need to do. Really bill. Okay.

He's like, I'll start up here a little bit. Now you get, bring the serious music back please. Okay, enough fooling around, Terry. Okay, that's what we gotta do. 15 foot tall flying monster with a mouth the size of a goldfish. Who can rip us apart? Got a whole pile of barns and sheds up here.

Start clearing it. Yes sir, bit of it. Yes sir. Bit of it. Clear sir. Jeff, yeah. We got a whole pile of barns. Yeah, we got a whole pile of barns. Start clearing those out.

Yeah, just going there randomly. Going to the dark barns. Y'all going to the dark barns and, you know, find them. I'd be like, I'm out. Listen, this has been fun guys. Love the glow sticks, Terry. Sorry about your dead cows, but I gotta go. Yeah. Any more goal to start clearing down there?

All right. Yep. All right. Well, I hope my kill you get that song, bet you get it, move on down the road. Terry, you have the Ames team's word who run this woolly burger out of here. I'm the 10th Ames team.

And in it, I'm the Ames team says something. We most definitely try our best on most occasions. I did, we were called the Ames team. And that's right. Like the real, like, earlier, did they double as a real estate team as well? Yes. The Ames, the Ames team.

Count on us for your brand new home and to get rid of your monsters. I called the Ames team. I called the Ames team. They cleared my house of all the hell demons and got me above asking. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too.

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I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims, too. I call the Aims team got rid of my pile of barns and my smoke wolf

I'm Steve Aves. D-Vames. Done. Craft and Monster may think he pulled one on us, but he's going to have to get up a little earlier. Alright Aves team, let's clear this farm for Terry. We are five ugly hillbilly detectives and we're coming after him. Well, that's the most truthful thing You've said the entire time we've been watching mountain monsters

Remember what he did Remember what he did to us that illegal you turn um still I Still got PTSD from that you turn No one does a you turn on the aims team no one No smoke will fall off a you turn on the aims steam or my name is in Huckleberry Davinson. I don't know where we got Aime's from but... Well, time to leave that's new. It is new.

Yeah, well maybe they have an actual business. Should we Google Aime steam, tell them we got a monster named Blue. Yeah. Oh. You should have a solo upper. Yeah. Oh, you see that solid upper? Yeah, I'm not seeing anything. It's clear. Stay ready, stay ready.

Keep checking that thermal. It sound like it's a pot. Oh, I'm looking buck. Oh, I'm looking. What do you think he's in the grain elevator? Spotlights. Yeah, they're hot. Of course.

How does that... How is the grain elevator. Spotlights. Yeah, they're of course. How does that? How is the grain? It's hot. I was the grain silo 80 degrees and everything else is minus 76 Well a for realism Is it a damn thing or're gonna rub for what? Could be, I don't sit in here. We're clean this damn building. We hear damn noise way up high.

On the word hell is coming from. I just didn't see that as a baby. You can't just sit on a fucking birdie. There you go. Everything. Even when he's talking about the house. I'm sitting in me silentlyup there, John Burner. This hey, on that roof,

why don't we better watch our ass. There ain't no way we can get up on these hay bales like this. We're gonna have to work ourselves around. I gotta get to work in the ramp. I got you. I got an idea. Let's pour some gasoline on this hay bales and we'll get some light up in here

What's that I'm coming in they ain't no way in hell we can get on top of this hey What you didn't see you got to go to YouTube YouTube Dr. Slats the commercial break. Oh my God. He think that was a stunt man that did that. He jumped from one hay bale to the other, but he looked like a 90 year old man taking a fall. He missed. He could even get on.

And the two hay bales are connected to each other. It was just a bad look. Back down around this barn, come on back man. See if we can't check the other side. Oh. Back down around this barn. Come on back man. Let's see if we can't check the other side. Oh Is it coming from the roof? Well I'm supposed to know. Yeah, shithead. Hey

You're It's me, darling? Terry's dead wife. Not really dead. Just been hiding from Terry. I'm here in the silo. Very warm up here. You're getting scared.

There's a big opening up there. There's a big opening up there. There's a big opening up there. I got to get to silo. There's a big opening up there. I got to get to silo. You should have. There's a big opening up there. It's top of silo you shit. There's a big opening at the top of the silo. Looks like it's been busted open.

There's nothing else empty. There's all the move again. Oh yeah, flying out of the silo. This corn eating critters got us on the move. He did two U turns on us and then he flew out of the silo. As soon as we got in there, he was a go. The hell's going on here. Well, that was something that I had enough.

No, it's not. You notice they spend most of their time confused on these episodes? Yes. The hell's going on. Where the hell did he go? What the hell are we doing this? Oh, man. Hey, cool. It's on the roof. It's on the roof. Get that it's on the roof. Where the hell did he go? What the hell are we doing this?

Get that's on the roof. Don't run, don't run, it's on the roof. You're right up there. Watch out for the camera. The cows, the cows. The cows are running because this guy is running after them with a gun screaming and yelling. He's on the roof. Why not just start shooting through the roof? Ellie, they took off. Yeah, they took off. What is the point of...

Like, you try to get it for scientific purposes or what are you doing? You just want to hear it? We just want to catch it on the thermal. Come on, get that per turn! Come on! Come on, come on, come on! We're coming! And this one! Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up! We're coming! Come on! Come on!

Come on! You're dead, nothing! What the hell? We can't pull my arm up! It's over here! You just got that game! Come on! Come on, come on, come on!

I just got these games in the first place! He's pushing him back! I just take that game! Come on, come on! He's pushing him back! Look at him that gate check! Come on, Bill! Come on! He's pushing him back! Look at him! Yeah, they're going nuts because you guys are running around with guns screaming and yelling like it's the last coming of crags! Jesus, Jones!

Son of a bitch! Where'd he go, Buck? He cleared that gate! He jumped! Last step here in Clear Deck Gate. Wow. Wow. I'm so surprised we haven't seen one of these on actual camera yet.

17 seasons in. But Buck's on. Oh, yeah. He's on Clear Deck. Buck really saw a monster. That was 10 feet tall, 4,000 pounds, climbing up trees and flying around on top of corn silos. Don't you think he would be questioned

by somebody in the authority? That. Right? Am I right? I think you're right. Yes. Hey, hey, we got something over here. Come on, come on, come on.

Yo, we gotta get over there with them. Come on. Let's go, let's go. Come on, come on, double time, boys, double time. Yeah, come on, come on, come on, come on, double time, boys, double time. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Double time. They're telling like 70 year old overweight men on the go.

And double time to chase the cow eating monster, who probably doesn't know the difference between you and a cow. Yeah. First of all, second of all, I got to ask a question about this. OK, that's that's where the end of the video is. There's like, he doesn't surprise. They don't find the monster.

But I do have to ask a question about this. If these guys were at all serious about this, wouldn't they welcome like scientific scrutiny on this? Of course. These guys are like me and my brothers playing in the backyard when we were kids in the middle of the night pretending that they were monsters chasing us around you know playing shoot them up and all that other

stuff I love it don't get me wrong but if I try and take it seriously for one minute it's really hard to do so because no no of course not but hey listen it's entertaining it's entertaining. It's entertaining. And while you're waiting around for your registration for seven months, you too can go play out in the fields with Chrissy. I will never leave that down. Actually, I drove in an unregistered car for like four years once I was out there.

But it doesn't matter. As long as you know, when you have a police officer behind you just take a right turn real quick. But I think why is that a police officer behind me earlier today? Still don't have the new sticker on there yet. Yeah, but he can run it and he knows electronically that it's there. I don't have the new sticker on that car either and it's almost four months since I was supposed to get that. But it just sticker just didn't come.

And now I'm just too lazy to go get it. I'm like, eh, they can run it on the computer. Everything's AI these days, including your registration. That's what's gonna happen. Alright guys, tcbpodcast.com. That's where you go to find out more information about Chrissy and I. You can read all the show notes. Watch all the audio. Listen to all the audio. Watch all the video. And most importantly, contact us. We'd love to hear from you. We'd love to give you a 21 EPM sticker and a couple little additional treats. They're for you, for free.

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