The Commercial Break - Scuffles and The Sock Pocket

Episode Date: July 1, 2020

The Bit: Phil visits Dr. ASMR for an ear ache. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley review feedback on the "mask" rant from episode 11, Bryan reminisces about the Masters and the unfortunate puppy his roommate abandoned during one trip to Augusta National. Also, Ron Jeremey is officially a creep in the eyes of the law, baby showers can be rowdy and Bryan gives a Social Studies lesson on a subject he knows little about...this and more on Ep#12 of The Commercial Break. Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-661-BEST2YO ([phone]) LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker Follow us on Instagram Subscribe and watch the show on Youtube Join us live on Fireside New episodes every Tuesday & Friday everywhere you listen to podcasts! For advertising contact AdvertiseCast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oh man, I gotta make an appointment for my ears hurting so bad it's been hurting for weeks. Jesus, Jones, okay, let's see you do it. And go. Go Google. Okay thank you. Hey or someone, Dr. Asmer ASMR. That's an interesting name. Must be Portuguese or something. Okay, let's read the review. Dr. Asmar is a fine piece. Huh, that's an interesting review. Guess that's one way to look at it. Here's another one. Dr. Asmar is amazing.

I really enjoyed the end of the session. The end of the session. I didn't know a doctor's appointment was called a session today. You know, the world is an upside down topsy-turvy place. Well, I guess this is good as any. Gotta get this ear fixed. Let's make an appointment. Tuesday at 2.30.

Okay. See you then, doctor. ASMR. Thanks, Google Machine. Welcome to the doctor's office. Yeah, I'm here for my 230 appointment with Dr. ASMR. Do you need my insurance card? Nope. Don't take insurance here, sweetie.

Hmm. It's not that kind of doctor. OK, well, I guess that's that. Pay in cash, please. OK, take a seat. She'll be with you in one moment. Hey, you, I guess that's that. Pay in cash, please. Okay, take a seat. She'll be with you in one moment. Hey you, Mr. Thompson. The doctor will see you now, room number 12.

Hello, welcome. Hey, Doc, thanks very much. Nice to meet you. My name is Dr. Anthony. Please have a seat. I'm the sink. It's a little tight. Yes, as you can see, we don't have a much space.

I did notice that. Is this a broom closet or something? Okay, so today we have a cranial nerve examination. Is this correct? Well, I have an earache. Okay. Yeah, that's what you're talking about. Before we start, I should probably ask you some questions. Go rat-a-head.

But I don't have much time, so let's just start. Oh, got it. Okay. Is there something I should know about you? Well, you should probably know that I have an earring. Okay, perfect. Okay, I guess, perfect. Let me see.

Okay, what are you gonna take a look at here, doctor? Are you clicking at me? Was that a click? Did you make a click in sound? Sorry, I should probably put my Atlantic gloves off. Okay, you say so, doc. Ugh, ugh, this is a little noisy isn't it, doc? It's a little noisy.'t it doc? It's a little noise it's kind of bothersome. Come boy, you are in good hands. Well I see that but maybe you could not put your hands so weirdly into the glove. Oh it sounds like a rubber balloon popping.

It's kind of weird. That's actually a little bit annoying doc Doc. If you could not do that, if you and I could agree that you could not do that for the rest of the examination, I certainly would appreciate it. You know, I came here about an ear rake and I don't really need all this other stuff done. I'm not sure you got to put your hand right down there.

What are you writing down? I want you to tell me when you're no longer see my fingers. Okay. Oh, why do not see your fingers? How about I know where they are? Okay, Doc, this is not the kind of examination I was hoping for. I was thinking more like you stick things in my ears,

not in my ears. Oh dear God, doctor, that's a little weird. Oh, this is honestly the way you figure out neiric okay okay I guess that's it very good very good oh this is weird I'm gonna have to steal somebody about this stranger danger stranger danger you're gonna machine was not right. That's all this weird noise On the world am I supposed to know you've got your finger in my butt Well, oh two one I think that's three

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You fix that? Okay, guess not. I'll talk to you. Okay. What about my ear? You fix that? Okay, guess not. I'll talk to you soon, doctor. Thanks so much. Wow. That was an interesting one. My ear does feel better.

My bum's a little sore. Did she say her name was Dr. Antony? I thought it was Dr. Asmer. Dr. ASMR. I wonder what the ASMR stands for. Any of you, never going back to that crack. In early 2020, the world shut down. Stores, restaurants, schools, and whole communities shut their doors in an effort to protect human life. As the world quickly changed, one man went on Facebook to get a degree in Internet epidemiology.

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How could you? I don't know what to tell you. I don't, he didn't leave a number, so I guess I can't call him back. I didn't really like Guy anyway, right? Skuffles was about the best thing about Guy and Skuffles wasn't that great either. Scuffles wasn't that great either. Oh. Oh. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

So yeah, so we're asking like, you know, retired porn stars and stuff like that to be on our podcast and I haven't heard anything yet, but I'm hoping for the best. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers! Cheers! Um, so the guy said yes, and so she recorded the interview and she gave me the opportunity to listen to it before its broadcast. And it'll be broadcast later on down the road for lots of different reasons, but um, but I have to say it was quite impressive. Quite impressive, holy. Yeah, I was pleasantly, I was, I don't want to say pleasantly surprised, but I was amazed at how well Alison did. She held her own with really quite frankly, kind of a tight and a thought, and he did a good job.

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at bay after an initial spike. And so, this certainly was politicized, including, you know, our president and vice president who refused to wear a mask or even say the word mask out in public. That is until yesterday when vice president Pence attended a church service with about 2,200 other people who were not wearing masks, but he was wearing a mask. And so I'm going to be where credit is due, right? I know that he was probably toeing the company line for a couple of months there saying, you know, fuck the masks.

Don't don't worry about that. He didn't even say the word masks. I don't want to paraphrase him because he didn't even say the word masks, but he was wearing a mask yesterday. And I think that maybe now even some of the more hard-headed people are coming around to the fact that there's going to be one or two ways that we stop this. We've got to stay away from each other for a little while. And we got to wear a mask when we have to be near each other.

And I say good on Vice President Pence, and I hope that people who care about what he has to say will listen so that we can all be on the same page. It's a small sacrifice. Totally. has to say, well listen, so that we can all be on the same page. It's a small sacrifice to me, totally. Yeah, and there's a couple of things, too, on the mask. You know, somebody I was watching another TV show last night, and it was brought up saying, you know, hey, look, the other side is actually really missing an opportunity here.

If you do want to politicize it, hey, you have different messages or different things on the mask that say kind of which way you feel or what you feel about it or I think you mentioned it last week to say fuck this mask. Yeah. And then I also saw another thing just scrolling through my knees feed

that had a clear part around the mouth, which I thought was interesting. And I was like, okay, you can actually see people smile then or, you know. The facial expressions are what they're saying. And then they have I was like, okay, you can actually see people smile then or, you know. The facial expressions are what they're saying. And, you know, then they have this like, like, I don't know if you saw the video of the lady who walked into the gas station and she had the whole cut out of the mask. Did you see this?

I did not see it. Okay, so there's like a gas station owner who just was brilliant, but the lady walked into the store and she had a like a medical mask on, but there was a big whole cut out with a mouthful. Oh my God. And so he instantaneously took out his with a mouth was. Oh my God, that's the point. And so he instantaneously took out his video camera and he said, you know, what in the, are you doing, like he's like,

or that's not how you approach it, actually, he totally played it down. He was like, that's a good mask you got on there. And she's like, thanks, it gets too hot and heavy in here. You know, it gets so steamy, I can't even breathe. And he was like, yeah, it's great. Looks like it's doing a great job. Right, yeah, that's totally good in the point. it's great. Looks like it's doing a great job. Right.

Yeah, that's totally good in the point. Yeah, she's like, it's just a regular mask. You can take one and cut the whole island. And it's like, that makes no sense. So then the video goes viral all around the world. And coming back to it, like three weeks later, she goes into the gas station with now a full mask on, right? And with no hole on it.

And she says, you have no right to put my video online. Millions of people have seen this video. How could you? You, you're under arrest for public, whatever. You know, whatever the fuck they think, you know, for whatever reason, you can't be filmed in public. And this is his only response.

It worked, didn't it? And I thought that was just like a brilliant response. He's like, well, I'm sorry about all of the drama that this is causing you, but it worked. I see you're wearing a mask. Yeah. Appreciate it. I'm not for public shaming, but I, mostly I'm not for public shaming, but, uh, but I say, you know, hey, listen.

Yeah. It's a work. Yeah. Please just wear a mask. You know why? Because I want to go back to fucking normal life. I want to go to the pool. I want to go to a restaurant. I want to do things that I'm fucking going nutty in my house.

It's driving me crazy. And I'm like extra locked down because we got the baby coming. And that's just like, I don't want to fool with it. We don't even know what's on the other side of a positive coronavirus test for a woman who's pregnant and about to go into labor or going into labor. but it can't be good. I mean, they're going to take the baby away. There's no doubt about that. And... Oh gosh, I know it's a scary thing. I'm glad you guys are being safe and locked down, but yeah,

we're all ready to get back to something. I just don't even know. I mean, the more that people write aren't taking precautions or not wearing masks, getting in groups of people spreading it around more and more, like it's happening in Texas and California and Florida. It's, it's just gonna keep going. We're just gonna keep some now stuff and going back and forth and back and forth and it's no fun. I had a friend who went to Destin, which is in Florida here in the Gulf of Mexico

for those who don't own the United States and the Gulf of Mexico, beautiful blue don't in the United States and the Gulf of Mexico beautiful blue water. Yes. Very large beach town. What you would think of when you think of a large beach town here in the United States, lots of hotels and resorts and fun things to do. And he went to Destin just to get away like a lot of us feel like we want to do. And the beach is the place you go because you figure you're outside.

There's a lot of sun. Maybe the warmth it will have you figure you're outside. There's a lot of sun, maybe the warmth, it will have give you some protection. There's a breeze. Yeah, there's a breeze and you can kind of manage how close or how far you are away from somebody, especially on a beach, because there's lots of room on a beach,

or that's what you think. But I got some pictures and like, Destin was like wall to wall umbrellas. The umbrellas were literally touching each other, and there were just wall to wall human beings. As far as the eye could see, and I just thought to myself, I'm not the way to do it.

No. You did do it. That's not the way to get us out of this. Oh. So, I think it's me. Ideomio. Ideomio. We have some listeners from all around the world.

There was a couple. My wife is Venezuelan. If you haven't heard this, my wife is Venezuelan. And like when I say Venezuelan, like born and raised in Venezuela. And so we have some connections to Venezuela. So it doesn't surprise me when I can see that some people are listening from Venezuela

because of course, we have some family down there. But there are people that are in Venezuela that are listening and interacting and commenting on the show and they're like, yeah, we're your number one fan. And I'm like, oh, that's awesome. That's sweet. So sweet of you. Do you think you could talk to that fucking president of yours and tell him to open up the borders. So that family members, you think we got a bad here in the United States? Yeah, try and be down in Venezuela right now. That that lunatic that's running the country has, his name is Mardudo has decided he's gonna completely lock down the country. No, in Ziz, no out Ziz. So you can't go. He's now extended that through

August. And a lot of people think he'll extend it through December through 2021. Was this only for the coronavirus or wasn't he being crazy before the pandemic? He was being an ass clown long before. I mean, he's a straight up dictator. And I think a lot of there are a lot of supporters of Maduro, but when Chavez got into power, you know, I guess there were some supporters of Chavez because he at least he didn't present himself at first as a straight up dictator.

And there were a lot of people who liked the socialist message that he was presenting. The country was a very rich country. One of the richest per capita in the world, this beautiful country had a lot of oil. This is before Chavez came about. And Chavez says everyone should get a bite at that apple, right? And I'm really just boiling this down and I'm no expert on Venezuelan politics as much as I cannot. I'm not a expert on much.

Epidemiology. But I did spend the night at a holiday in last night. Epidemiology, that's correct. That's my only I only have two degrees in epidemiology one on Twitter and one on Facebook That's right So he comes into power and a lot of people like his message especially the the people who are not doing so well economically And it's kind of a story that like a lot of countries have which is the haves and the have-nots right and I have not felt like Chavez was going to chain their lives for the better in some ways He did he socialized medicine, he gave money to them, he paid for gas and rent and all this other stuff.

He built homes and... But then he passed away. And but if toward the end of his life, things just started really going sideways. And like a lot of these populist movements, he became a dictator. And when he passed away, then Maduro got into power. And Maduro was his right-hand man, and he's just a straight-up fucking lunatic. He's like that guy in North Korea, Kim Jong-un, or Kim Jong-il, or whatever his name is. He's just a straight-up loony tune. And people are dying out there in his country, and he just refuses to do anything about it. He just continues to, like, I think he won the election.

He, actually, he didn't win the last election. He didn't win this guy, Guaidó, won, and that's when you saw Donald Trump. And I give him credit for this, Donald Trump, and a lot of others around the world said, we don't recognize Maduro anymore as the real leader of the country. Now, we recognize Guaidó as the real leader.

Unfortunately, the populist movement that needed to happen, like the military that needed to get on board with that message, it never really caught fire. And so Guaido is still, while he may be recognized as the real president, has no power because he has no military. Right. And so it's an unfortunate thing. But you know, if we think we got it bad here in the United States We are literally having a fucking shit fit about wearing a goddamn piece of cloth over our mouths and people in Venezuela They they ask you to bring gauze to the hospital because they have run out of it And they don't know where to go get it. I mean, it's just unbelievable the things that we're complaining about and There's a lot of other places where it's just a total shit store. But anyway,

I say hello to all of our Venezuelan listeners and Canadian and Canadian. Yeah, what in the world is going on? I really don't know how we're getting a lot of Canadian listeners, but we're flying up the charts in Canada. And I say hello to all the Canadian listeners. We love you. And we're going to get there someday. Someday we'll get there to Canada and that's as soon as people start wearing masks and this all goes away. I spent the weekend doing something that I normally love to do. I haven't done too much of it since I have had a child, but you know and I know we share this love in common, the sport of golf right and

especially some of the more popular televised sport golf tournaments like the Masters of the US Open or the British Open. We had Masters viewing parties. We have. I love that. Where we pass out drunk by the eighth hole and watch it on replay later on. Go Phil, let's see where you're going. Go Phil! See you, believe me. In May, my 15th beer, three o'clock in the afternoon. That's right. Did we watch Phil win the Masters back in 2014 or 13 or something like that?

Yeah, that was incredible. Yeah, fun. So normally this is something that I like to put the golf on in the background and just kind of watch the turn of ins and, you know, it's hard to watch six hours of anything in a row and especially a sport like golf where there's a lot of dead diamond between. But it's something that I like to do on the weekends.

It's been gone for the last couple of months, right? And the heart of the season, the masters came and went and they're not going to play it. They're not going to have it until October. And that's questionable. So they actually started playing professional golf again. And it made me realize that without fans, with fans, it's pretty boring, but without fans, it's really fucking boring.

I mean, it is really fucking boring. You're like no crowd reaction, no hype, no nothing, even when some of the best players in the world are out there hitting their shots. It just doesn't have any teeth to it. It's much different. Yeah, you don't get the, yeah, the roar of the crowd from the hole or somebody just made a hole in one or. Yeah. Yeah. It's like watching a whole team out in the municipal court. Yes. It didn't take her down. But I did watch some golf and it just made me long for some normality. Like when you see that there's no crowd, they can't be any crowd. They just totally took the crowd away.

And now it's just a bunch of guys out there making millions and millions of dollars for striking a ball all by themselves. It really makes me miss it. Especially if the masters wish that the masters would have been played or I wish the masters could have been played in the spring. I wonder what it's going to be like in October. For those of you that don't know, golf has four majors a year. It's like the their championships where the best of the best go up against the hardest courses and the best players in the world. And the masters is a tournament that's held here in Georgia in a town called Augusta on a beautiful

course Called Augusta national The azaleas the azaleas just the like just a big lush green Golf course that's different for so many reasons when you go to the masters if you're so lucky or if you have Isn't that much money to actually get tickets to this, it's one of the most prestigious events in sporting. And if you're lucky enough to go, you'll understand from the get that it's much different than any other sporting events. You can't wear t-shirts with logos on it.

You can't have your cell phone. You don't spit on the grounds. You don't cuss on the grounds. You don't walk on the grounds. The television coverage has like 12 commercials the entire day. It's, you know, it's just a very different, I don't know, it's very high brow, I guess, is the way to put it. But it's a lot of fun to watch because it's also some of the best golf that you'll see all year. Even those who are not typically interested in golf the rest of the year

may find themselves interested in the masters. If you get hooked on the allure and the interest and kind of the, I don't know, the prestige of the event, right? You can- The grain jacket. That's right. You can be high brow for a day when you watch the masters on CBS. A tradition like Noah.

Yes. Yeah, there's like four sponsors, right? They're probably going to charge me $10,000 for saying that. That's probably that was not allowed. Wasn't there a... It's a master. A tradition like any other.

How can I change it? The master. Go fuck yourself. So it made me think back to the... I've been to the masters. Reminded me of a story. When I was like 22 years old, I was roommates with this guy. He was an Irish guy. He wasn't off the boat Irish,

but he pretended that he was off the boat Irish. You know what I'm saying? Like everything was about Irish. He's like, I'm fucking Irish, don't fuck with me, right? Fucking Irish, I get angry, easy, I'm fucking Irish. I can drink 35 beers in one sitting. I'm fucking Irish, I'm dumb as a, you know. And I'm Irish too, but I don't go around saying it every 15 seconds.

But this guy did, he's just a real lug nut. Like I'm Irish too, but I don't go around saying it every 15 seconds, but this guy did. He's just a real lug nut, like one of those guys, soup alpha, fucking male lug nut, right? Like bangers. And I got hooked up with him through a friend. I was working at a restaurant. That's how I got to live with him. He was my roommate. And I'll never forget this.

It was the masters. I had never been to the masters. At that point, I don't even think I was really all that interested in the masters. I was interested in a lot of other things that, you know, work most definitely the masters. At that point, I don't even think I was really all that interested in the masters. I was interested in a lot of other things that, you know, work most definitely anti masters. And so the guy says, I'm up in the morning and the guy says to be, I'm going to the fucking masters. I'm going to the fucking masters. So look for me on the TV. And I'm like, okay, and he had a dog, like a puppy at the time that was eating up everything, like the wall, the curtain, he'd leave him in the bedroom for 13 hours at the time.

He says, take fucking scuffles out for a walk if you would please scuffles or whatever's fucking name. And I'm like, yeah, sure, you know, guy, what I didn't want to say his name. It's not so many years, but I didn't want to say his name. Let's call him guy. So I said sure guy. Yeah, pretty close. Good job. At least part of that is correct.

So guy says, you know, take scuffles out for a walk. And I'm like, okay, sure. So I took scuffles out for a walk and didn't think much of anything else, went to the pool or went to work or whatever I did. I come home later on that. Now, this is at a time when not everybody had a cell phone. Most of us were kind of, most of us had some kind of cellular device,

but not everybody, and we had a house phone. And I get back to the house, and it's probably eight o'clock at night, and there's like, 337 messages on the voice mail machine. I mean, just like, fall to the hill, right? And I'm like, beep. Hey, dipshit, pick up the phone, it's me.

Beep. What the fuck are you? Beep. Man, I really need a thumb to you, call it, pick up the phone, it's me. Beep, what the fuck are you? Beep, man, I really need a time to you. Call the pick up the phone. You know, and I'm like, oh, God. I guess guy really needed to talk to me. I don't know what to tell you. I don't, he didn't leave a number,

so I guess I can't call him back. I didn't really like guys anyway, right? Scuffles was about the best thing about guy, and Scuffles wasn't that great either. And so I'm like, yeah, whatever. So I'd go and do whatever I'm doing at the phone range. It's a pick it up. No, it's, well, yes, it is guy.

You are receiving a phone call from an inmate at the Augusta penitentiary. Press want to accept these charges. Oh, no. And I'm like, oh, shit. And then it says when it says, you know, like, you're receiving a phone call from, right? And then it gives, you're supposed to say your name. Yeah.

It's pick up the phone, asshole. You didn't even say it. Is a, yeah, inmate at the Augusta penitentiary. So I pick up the, if I press one, and I pick up the phone, what's up? Fuck, man, I got fucking arrested. I need you to get hold of Joey. He's my friend, my phone number's in the thing.

I'll give it to Doud. You should be there. And I'm like, why the fuck did you get arrested? I don't know, man. I was just in the crowd and then all of a sudden I got arrested. I can't talk about it anyway. They're recording everything. So fucking get a hold of Joey and tell him to get Joey back.

And don't let's get him down here. You don't know how badly I just did not want to get hold of Joey. Yeah, I just wanted to continue to live in the apartment as if guy never existed Right all by myself. He had the bigger room too, and that's what I wanted, but whatever So I Begrudgingly took scuffles out for another walk and then called Joey bagadona and Joey bagadona It's was a guy that I found out at that moment was the guy who actually owned the apartment. Now, Joey Bagadona was a guy that would come over frequently to guy and I's place. This was the three bedroom apartment, but there was only two of us living there.

In this third bedroom, Joey Bagadona would occasionally come over late at night or otherwise and bring a young lady over and how do you do how do you, how do you do scoot and boot, right? And then he was gone. And the answer was, is that Joey Bagadona's had his own house. He just would like to use the third bedroom on occasion to bring girls over. I always thought that was strange, but here's how it all unraveled. So I called Joey Bagadona's and I say Joey Bagadona's guy is in jail in Augusta and he needs you to help him out

That motherfucker. I ain't gonna help that motherfucker out for shit He owes me six months of rent and I ain't dealing with it and I'm like six months of rent How are we not kicked out? Why does he owe you the rent money and how are we not kicked out of this place? He didn't pay for this fucking place. I pay for the fucking place and I'm like Why would you pay for the place? It's in my name. And I'm like, it's in your name. Why is it in your name? Did he never tell you this? And I'm like, no, he goes, this is in my name.

So I can bring my little goodie bag over every couple of weeks and have some fun. You know, when you're married with kids, it's really difficult. And I'm like, what? Wait, what? And he's like, Brian, don't be a fucking idiot. Do you think I'm gonna what wait what and he's like Brian Don't be a fucking idiot. Do you think I'm gonna come over and have sex with some chick in a fucking third

Benjamin of an apartment if I own my own house where I can do so and I'm like well I guess I did always sounds strange he goes of course not so I bring that girl over But it's actually my apartment that you're all alive and I signed for it it. Guy don't have no credit. Guys are fucking felon. And I'm like, Oh, shit. And he's like, that guy couldn't get a fucking recipe let alone an apartment. And I'm like, Oh, my God. You've been paying guy. I had been paying guy was paying Joey. Yes. So then, so, but two guys credit in his bullshittery. He always paid my portion of the rent and then just told Joey bag of donuts that he was going to tell his wife if he didn't help him out with the rent one more time.

Like this guy was a real fucking scumbag, right? I mean, this is at least what Joey told me. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, there's two sides of every story and, you know, God bless. So mother fucker. So he's like, I'm not going to fucking bail that shit head out. No way, no how. But I'm gonna call and figure out what happened because I'm so into the

interesting and I say, Oh, do tell. So next morning, Joey Bagadona, it's comes in the door because he had a key because of course he did because it was his fucking apartment. And you know, I get up. Hey, man, what's going on? Listen to this. Fucking guy goes to the masters with 35 hits of ecstasy on him and decides he's going to argue with the security guards about wearing a fucking Nike hat into the masters. Well, after he put the hat away in his back pocket, he decides to put the hat back on and tell the gods to fuck off and run into the crowd as if he was going to get away from that.

Well, he was quickly tackled by the master's security, and I'm sure a couple law enforcement officers from Augusta National, or the city of Augusta, and he was arrested, and he had 35 hits of ecstasy in his fucking sock and he was wearing shorts, at least when he left mine, he was wearing shorts, who put sit in their socks when you're wearing shorts? It's like, hey, what's that big bowl of going out of your sock?

So this was like the fucking nuttiest thing I had ever heard at the time anyway, the nuttiest thing thing I had ever heard at the time anyway, the nuttiest thing that I had ever heard. Joey, as much as Joey bagadona tried, and he did try, I'll give him credit to get a little campaign together to get this guy guy out of the Augusta state penitentiary, no one would give money because everyone disliked this guy with a passion. Any other people anyway. Yeah, I didn't, you know, I don't even know if it's about the owing money. I think it's because he was an asshole.

He went to the same restaurant and I did. That's also how we knew each other. And it was just like a total shit show every time the guy was around. And I think, you know, so it ended up that the lease was up two months later. I lived in that place by myself for two months. Joey Bagadonans came and went with it. It is a little thing, never bothered him, never bothered me. I took care of scuffles until on the inside guy found

another home for him and because I said, I can't take scuffles. I mean, you know, I'm not going for now, but I'm not, I don't need scuffles to ruin the next apartment that I'm in. And, uh, low scuffles. And low and behold, like the day came and went, I moved out of the apartment, happily moved out of the apartment,

and as a last favor, guy asked me if I could move his stuff into a storage unit for him, and I happily told him to go fuck himself. I would not be doing that. But I'll make sure that scuffles gets in good hands. Unbelievable. Wow. I miss the masters. I just miss the masters. I can't believe that guy took a bunch of drugs to the masters. Like it's not even that kind of a party. No, it's not that kind of. I mean, I guess it could be, but you've got to be more smart than the sun and you're walking around.

It's not like you can play music and have some, you know, no, no music. You can't even bring a phone there. Like you can't even bring music if you wanted to. There, you know, it's a beer club atmosphere. Yeah. It's a club, but the kind of club. It's the kind of club. It's the kind of club that your grandfather would belong to. If he had $10 million available to him, it's not, it's like the most prestigious country club

in the world. And you'd certainly, yeah, you're right. It's not the 35 hit kind of. And how long was he going to stay 35 hit? Did he think this was, he was going to sell 35 hit? Yeah, like what I, how shuffling up to to people I mean it's just goes to show when you dress wrong for the right party it's just like I got my chaps on and I'm going to church it just doesn't make any sense right you just not gonna get in front door and he was and then to be an idiot on top of it and my uncle used to have were my uncle had a saying. And I've always said that it's my uncle.

I don't even know if the guy was really my uncle. He was just a guy that hung around. But he used to say, don't fuck up while you're fucking up. And so if you're gonna decide to bring 35 hits of X to see in your sock pocket, we'll call it a sock pocket. If you're gonna bring it in your sock pocket, then don't argue with the security guards about taking a fucking hat off. Just take the fucking hat off. Leave it alone.

It's unbelievable. Oh, man. Unreal. Your friends. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't call him one of my friends, but yeah, I consider Ethan acquaintance is more like it. My young life was was. Listen, I make no bones about it. I was a I was a willing participant in all kind of chicane or I tried to stay away from harming anybody but you know, for the mix up for myself, of course. And you know, I just had fun. I worked in the restaurant business. There was a lot of interesting characters. There are. I know I worked in a restaurant a couple of different times and my younger days too. And yeah, it's a lifestyle, you know, especially if you're working those night shifts. I mean, people sleep all day and then get up and you go make a bunch of cash. Go spend it.

And then of course, six or seven. Yeah. Do you want to live or can? There are six or seven installed drug dealers in the restaurant business because that's how they supplement their income if they're, you know, busting tables or waiting tables or bar back or whatever it is. It's just the way that it is.

The restaurant business, I don't think I'm telling anybody any big secret. You can read a million books about this matter. Anthony Bourdain. And the truth is that you're right. You're working odd hours and the only people who can agree with those odd hours socially are other people who are working those odd hours. And when you get off work at two in the morning or one in the morning or midnight, all you want to do is just go out and like unwind. And then if you're out, my dad was right. And anything that's happened in after midnight is just fucking trouble. And so when you get out there, there's lots of stuff to partake in.

There's lots of alcohol in the restaurant scene. There's alcohol anyway. You're around a bunch of other people who are on the other side of the bar having fun and drinking. It's hard not to invite. You want to be on their level. You want to be the guy who's running the show and having fun. I was a bartender for a long time.

It's hard not to, and while I didn't ever got smashed bartending, at least not during the working hours, I would certainly do that afterwards. But you have a few drinks and you take a few shots and you want to have some fun. And then by the time you get off, you're like, oh, well, what can, what can keep me going? What can keep me going is, you know, Bob the bar back. That's what can keep me going. We used to have this word. We'd say, hey, Bob, give me some of Ro shambot. Ro-shambot. Ro-shambot. That's what we were doing. So we run around the restaurant.

Ro-shambot. That was code. It was code in the worst way because everyone knew exactly what we were talking to. The 80 year old woman at the table with a boob job in orange hair can tell me what that man. I don't do in drugs. Yes, Grandma. Yes, we do. You want a party? I've read an interesting story. Do you know the gentleman, Ron Jeremy? Yes. Okay, did you read this story? Did you get on this? I did. Something about very inappropriate behavior. I mean, he's a porn star anyways, but I think he took things too far with some ladies. Ron Jeremy, since the, I'm going to say late 60s, maybe, maybe since the late 60s, has

been a porn star, male porn star, mainly in straight porn. I don't know that he's ever been a gay porn, but I've never ever seen any of these movies. I haven't seen still shots of a movie, but I could care less about Ron Jeremy. He's supposed to have a very large piece of anatomy. That's fun. In fact, how he was able to get into the movie business at all, because he is about one of the ugliest people. I think independently and objectively, we can all That's the fact. In fact, how he was able to get into the movie business at all because he is about one of the ugliest people. I think independently and objectively, we can all say that Ron Jeremy is not floating

anybody's boat as far as licks are concerned. God bless. Well, never mind. Don't God bless his little heart. God bless his little face. The guy is not a very, at least from my opinion and hope these opinions, probably lots of others. He's not a very physically attractive man, but he's very well endowed. He's been in over like 2200 porn movies

up until like very recently. Like 2018, he was still doing porn movie appearances, but he also kind of broke out into the mainstream because he was on a few reality television shows. He made a lot of movie cameos. He is a genius. He is a part of men's a so he's a really smart guy and so people started taking notice of his talent outside of the porn industry and just the this the sheer longevity of the guy having 2200 movies but I have to agree with the sentiment about this guy right now. You know, you think of a porn star or let's be more specifically like a porn actress and you think of someone that's fast and loose, right? But that's not necessarily the truth. That's her job. Or that's what she's treating sex as a job, just like any sex worker, wood or stripper

or whatever we were talking about, dancers the other day. That's a job and it doesn't give you like a green light to assault somebody just because they have sex as a job It doesn't even give you I think a green light to assault them while you're working Right, like you know everything should be consensual and played by the book If this is what you guys agree on do it and you know some people are gonna be Faster and looser faster and you know wilder than others and other people are going to be more reserved but there has always been at least this is what I'm reading. I'm just reading about this now so I don't have all of the facts and I never have all the facts. So go to your own fucking homework okay. I'm just a guy on

a podcast don't trust me. So what I'm reading is that Ron Jeremy for years has had kind of a reputation of being someone that is not Very respectful of women's personal space is that onset and offset He's very creepy and so this other porn star put together YouTube videos about 10 minutes long with pictures and videos and Clips and all this other stuff and written, you know other porn stars that had written in about all these sexual assaults that Ron Jeremy had done, like, on camera, right? And when you see some of the video, it's like, oh, that's clear. Like a girl outside of a Vegas nightclub, right? She wants a picture with him and she's got some, you know, she's well-and-out, she got big boobs and very pretty girl. She goes to take a picture with him and he lifts up her

shirt, grabs her boob and puts it in his mouth. Oh, my God. And it's obvious that's not what she was looking for. She was just looking for a fucking picture. But then everybody laughs it off and you walk away. But of course, she's laughing it off in the moment because she's uncomfortable about what just happened and she doesn't want to seem like that girl.

But afterwards, she's like, that was like a slow. I didn't ask him to pick up my shirt and grab my boob. So Ron Jeremy has now been indicted on a couple cases of rape on a couple counts of like actual fucking rape, like not, you know, not that any of this is unserious, but not grabbing a boob and a parking lot, but like raping some unconcentral forcible sex. And I say that I think this is a good thing, right? Because I

think it hopefully it opens up some eyes. When we were talking about strip clubs the other night, I got to thinking about it. I said I frequent, frequent strip clubs, but I went to strip clubs. I wasn't there like every weekend, right? And when I said that I had a couple of guys that I knew that turned into real monsters when it came to women that were naked around them, I really meant that. And they were exhibiting the same kind of behavior. Like it's okay. Yeah. To treat them. Yeah. We went to the champagne room one time because some guy, I think you know the guy, but you know, after a event, we went to the champagne room, some guy rented it out and it was a big to-do and thousands of dollars were spent and girls were up there And the reason why I was there is because there were lots of other guys that were there. It was a bachelor party

and This is some of the same behavior that these guys were exhibiting and quite frankly made me feel uncomfortable like and the girls were like, hey And you know just because you paid money that doesn't mean this is gonna happen Yeah, you can't just give you doesn't mean my body is your- Right, you're renting it for the evening. Fucked out, man. So, I say that this is a good thing because I think that probably these girls didn't get justice in a less woke time.

Let's put it that way. Maybe five or 10 years ago that people would have just been like, oh, whatever, it's a fucking porn star. Come on, get over it. And so I say it's a good thing. Ron Jeremy, I went to Cabo San Lucas one time. And in Cabo San Lucas, there is a tiny little, have you ever been to Cabo? I have not been to Cabo, I've been to Kingkun and a couple other places in Mexico, but not Kavo. Tiny little airport. Four flights in, four flights out a day, at least at the time this was happening. This is like the maybe 2004, 5, 6 something like that. It's supposed to be beautiful.

It's fucking incredibly gorgeous. It's, you know, it's got its own lows too, but it really is gorgeous. It was one of the most beautiful places I've ever been beach-wise. And so four flights in, four flights out on a daily basis. And I think it was American or somebody we took over there. So we get in, have the trip, and then we're on our way out. We everyone gets loaded onto the plane. We get out to the runway.

The pilot starts to hit the thrust, and we go. You know, zero to 60 in 10 seconds. You know that feeling, right? It's a zero to 60 in 10 seconds. I never been on a plane when this happened. And then all of the sudden we screech to a halt. Like everyone flies forward. You know, stuff comes out of the cabins. The pilot made a concerted effort to stop as quickly as he could. And because I'm having some experience with airplanes, it's just like when you hit a certain speed, you gotta go or you're gonna die, right? So you either go or you stop.

I'm one of the two and if you hit a certain speed, you can't stop, you just gotta keep on going and pray you can make it back around to the runway. So obviously this is a big deal. And so the pilot comes on and he says, listen, right before we took off, we had this light come on, the it's clear that we cannot fly with this light on.

While we don't think it's real, if it is real, it would be dangerous to fly. So, you know, I think it's a false alarm, but let's get back and we'll check it out. This turned into like a three hour us on the plane for three hour or deal, and then off the plane, and then eventually, the last flight for the day took off, and they explained to us that they now had to find another plane to come take us all the way so they were going to get a plane from a different place. We're in this tiny little airport in Cabo San Lucas forever and there's like one at the time like you know pizza shop a sandwich shop and some coffee and stuff like that. So as we're sitting there in this tiny little airport I look over to my right and about four seats and a cross in this

airport lounge is Ron Jair. Yeah. And there were some other people on the flight too, like this lead singer of the killers was on the flight with what looks like to be a girlfriend. There's only four flights and four flights out. So if you're flying, you know, and the cobblestone look is a pretty popular place. So it's Ron. So we, so the plane, the new plane comes and I don't think of too many people have recognized that it's Ron Jeremy. I saw one or two people

pick it up, but as the new plane comes, it's a different configuration of a plane. So they've now re-ing figured all of our seats. Like, hey, we're doing the best that we can to get everybody that was together together, but you know, some of you may be split up. This is just the way it is. We want to get you home, right? And so they do that and you get your seat assignment. You get back on the plane and the woman that I was with at the time. Now we're in a three seat instead of a two seat.

It's just like a little tiny little bit bigger of a plane, but it's differently configured. So it's three seats. And so we get. So it's me, her, and then... Oh my God, he was fine, he was a row. I'm talking to our row, and I'm telling you, hardly, the stench coming from this guy, like, I mean, just the stench was just unfuckin' bearable. I mean, it was like...

Like are we talking about a ody odor, or just alcohol, sweat? Kind of at all. I don't think he drinks. I don't think he was ever drinking. I actually don't think he does drugs. I think he sober for whatever reason or not. But maybe all of it, right? Maybe everything.

I don't know. I don't know what well enough to say, but it was just like a stench. It was just like a weird, overwhelming smell that I think other people smelled too, because people were like turning around Yeah, looking through the seat. Oh, you're It smells like a rat who'd been rolling around at a dead bird for a while

It's just like it was fucking discussing his hair is always Weird that I see it. I'm saying bang. It's hair's all greasy. Yeah, stringy and yeah And so like he's sitting next to the lady that I'm the woman that I'm with at the time. And he turns around and he says something. He says something to her. And she turns to me and she's like, gives me the indication like, you know, the breath on this guy. Like, I can't take it, you know, and he's just like creepy when you're in his vicinity, right? Just there's a whole creep box. Yeah. So I ended up switching seats with the guy

because I was like, you know, I switched it to the my one. I'd say that. Yeah, and I was just like, you know, I can't even, I can't even deal with it right now. He, he, he's like kind of weird. Like the guy is kind of strange. And I just...

Criminal as well as it turns out. Yeah, no, he's a fucking criminal. So let's get him on, let's get him to the court. Let's get him to Judge Judy and get Judge Judy, Dr. Phil, and to jail, let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Hey.

Hey. I wanted to tell you that you won a bet the other day. Oh, yeah. If you remember, and if Kristi that you won a bet the other day. If you remember, and Kristi and I made a bet. And the bet was that we could guess the exact, or as close to a pot as possible, the exact number of listeners for a particular episode. And Kristi got it right on the fucking nuts.

Hodley nailed it. She was like 100% accurate. Isn't that crazy? I guess the right price of all the baby gifts stuff with your virtual. Oh yeah, we had the virtual baby shower. Yeah, which was, actually, it was my favorite baby shower I've ever attended.

It was the virtual baby shower. It was quick, everyone had a good time. No one, yeah, I've been to the baby showers or like people get shit. Oh, yeah. They end up face down in the grass. Like a cake. Yeah.

And by people, I mean me. Right. Right. I got invited to a baby shower one time. And I didn't even like, I barely knew the girl, but I was friends with other girls that she was friends with. I got invited to this baby shower and I show up and I am literate. There was like 38 women and I am literally one of two guys. Yes. And the other guy was gay. That's just the truth, right? It's not I'm not not going to

do but he was gay and which is fine. But I think I may have been misclassified I just rolled with it. Yeah, I just had fun But I but they were drinking and I mean these girls were drinking heavy except for the woman who was pregnant Obviously, but these girls were drinking heavy. They were having a good time And I have this one of the times when I just got so snuckered I just I had a hard time piecing to get there. What happened later on in the afternoon? I remember playing games and then I may or may not have. Up in the pension.

I'm about to say, yeah, there's I'm picturing people with like, you know, eating, drunk eating a cupcake, you know, just where there's icing all over you. Dude, I'm paying and cupcakes. Some people wild out at those parties. It's art talk, prevent proper. And it really does. Yeah.

One last thing, you know, the Facebook, like they they took a knock on this advertising revenue over. Did you read this? I mean, about how Unilever I think, so that they weren't advertising for the rest of the year. It's the country's largest advertiser is Unilever. I didn't know that until I read about it. I think it's a good thing.

I think it's a good thing to throw your money behind causes that throw your money or not throw your money behind causes you agree with. And I just wonder, I wonder what comes up. That's my question, what comes up of this month-long stall. One thing that I get a little bit nervous about, there's no doubt there's a revolution that's going on, and I do believe it's a cultural revolution from the ground up, organic, right, And it's well deserved. Yes. Because people got to stop dying at the hands of police officers

amongst so many other things, racism, bigotry, and all this other stuff. It's got to stop. And we can't, we shouldn't live in a society where it's completely okay in some circles to just be an outright racist or a bigot. But I get a little bit concerned about cancel culture, right? I get a little bit concerned that it flies a little bit too far

in the other direction, and then we don't leave room for growth. Like I think there are honestly people out there who may just not know better. And maybe a good talking to is what they need. And not a public lashing or public shaming. I just, just my opinion, I just thought I'd throw that out there. That, you know, I think when we're all out there fighting for justice or fighting against injustice, we should understand that some people,

they just need some time to grow, they need some time to realize it's not going to change overnight and we all change. Everybody changes things, things are different, right? Yeah. And so, well, I 100% agree Facebook is a shit house and it needs to be burned down I mean Facebook is such a fucking successful it really is I Think we just need to be careful that we also keep you know We bring people in the fold and we allow them to

Grow and to understand just like me. I make mistakes, everyone makes mistakes. I make mistakes, Chris. I make mistakes sometimes. Are you gonna go back? Or is this just a diversion to get away from the bet? That was like, I thought that you were still on the line. I wanted to take it. Well, this is what I want to say.

I don't actually know any gree songs by heart, so you have to give me one more episode to get this together. And I promise I know like half a song from one. It's like, you know, we go together like we're nice cream. And we go together like that. I'm not dick and we're not. Everyone, everyone. One great in the library.

I have to sing a gree song. I just think one line from a gree song. So I'm going to pick a good one, and I'm gonna make sure it's excellent for all of the reggaons. Or you can pick it. If you wanna pick it and send it to me, I'll learn it and then, you know, whatever you think would be the most punishment for me,

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Thanks for having me, Brian. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like he came in late into this, we were having a social discussion just to let the audience know, having a social discussion, me, Chrissy Rachel, after a show we recorded and then Jeff came in after some golf, it was like, you know, right toward the end of the conversation, and he puts the headset on and it's like, hi, and I'm like, hey man, I gotta go. And he's like, go, go, go fuck yourself.

I know it's like, I get on here and now I, here it is. I get on here and now I get on here. I get on my never-ending! I love you. I love you too, Brian. It sounds good. Bye! at the world around us and those who inhabit it. The commercial break is now available on all major podcast platforms, including Apple, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, Overcast and others.

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