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I realize that anytime somebody tells me to do something, I'm going to say fuck off.
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
I mean, I would love to bring this home to my parents.
Yeah, this is the kind of guy you want to bring up your parents.
Okay.
What do you do?
They're a party organizer. A party organizer. I can't, but what do you do? What are the party organizers?
A party organizer.
I can't, but what do you need to know?
And I love your daughter's tits.
How much more eatin' probation?
We met it, my friend's 21st birthday.
We met it the kindergarten party down the street.
I brought the pony.
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Oh yeah, Kaz and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.
This is the director of everything wonderful. Chris, enjoy. Holy best of you, Chris.
Best of you, Brian. And best of you out there on the podcast universe.
Alien. You get an episode and you get an episode and you get an episode.
TCP now four episodes a week if I don't have to remind you then if I if you would just
download the episode then I wouldn't have to remind you but because you don't download
the episode I have to remind you to download the episode.
There's this guy that I that I know he's got and I swear I swear this is true it's not
I'm not being like even a little bit exaggerated. Every single Facebook post or Instagram post that he puts out about their podcast is
go listen to my podcast, go listen to my podcast, go listen to my podcast, I have a podcast,
go listen to my podcast, every single episode.
And I've noticed a declining amount of people liking those posts over the years, it went
from like, you know, I don't know, 50, right?
To now two people liking the posts, because you know what?
No one wants to hear about your fucking podcast.
No one wants to hear about our fucking podcast dealer,
but we can talk about it and put out more episodes.
So, yeah, it's four days a week.
Thank you very much.
We really would appreciate it if you would go subscribe
and follow and all that other stuff.
So you do get the latest episodes.
You don't have to listen all of them. Just download.
We don't care if you listen to it. We just want you to download it.
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And so please go download the episode.
Chrissy, I wanted to share something that I thought was very interesting.
Did you know your favorite band And Chrissy, I wanted to share something that I thought was very interesting.
Did you know your favorite band from the 90s, early 2000, the early Auts and the 90s,
is making a comeback, a reunion, if you will.
And so now I'm going to leave you to guess at exactly who that is.
Oh, God.
And while you do that, I'm gonna turn off the fan in this studio
that's making all that noise.
So you go guess, we're gonna keep rolling here.
I go.
Ah.
My favorite band from the 90s and early odds.
From the 90s.
Well, they started in the 90s
and then they went on, I think to the early odds.
I think they were around in the early 2000s.
The Pixies?
No, the Pixies have been together for a long time. I know, I love the Pixies. Oh, I think to the early odds, I think they were around in the early 2000s. The Pixies? No, the Pixies have been together for a long time.
No, I love the Pixies.
Oh, I do love the Pixies.
But I've seen them in concert a few times.
And here's the thing about the Pixies, which I think is a lot like a lot of other bands
that we talk about that are very heady-type bands.
I think Frank Black, quite frankly, is one of the most underrated singers.
I love Frank Black so much.
Yeah, I just love him.
I love him. And he's, some of his solo stuff, I think, is so much better than, I just love him. I love him and he's some of his solo stuff.
I think it's so much better than the picks, too.
Yeah, yeah.
What was that one album?
I know the guitar comes your man.
Hick.
I'm so man.
Don't, don't, don't.
Wait, it was not a Pixie's album?
Or was that Frank Black on his own?
I think that was Frank Black on his own.
Was it maybe not?
No, I think that was a Pixie song.
But anyway, Frank Black.
In person, then.
In person.
The Pixies are one of those bands where it's like,
there's gonna be about 25 minutes of the two hours
where I'm like really enthralled with what's going on.
And then I'm gonna have to listen to the other songs.
Well, you're making me feel better
because I cannot tell you.
You're gonna
tell me the amount of concerts this year that we have missed that we bought tickets for. Oh,
really? Yeah. Why? It just happened. Either we were exhausted or come back from a trip,
we were just exhausted and didn't want to go far away to Verizon, you know, whatever. Yeah.
Or Papa Joe recently. Yeah, that. Or, Papageau, recently.
Yeah, that's true.
And he was going through a lot, and I just wouldn't have felt like I could have a good time.
No.
Because it was major news, like the day that stuff happened.
So anyways, there's been about four or five concerts we put tickets to.
Pixies being one of them.
Oh, okay.
Then can you ever see them?
Have you ever seen them?
I feel like I did maybe at a festival or something years ago, but not, you know.
I saw them at La La Plusa first,
and then I went and saw them a number of times
when they got back together in the early 2000s, I think.
And, you know, I love them.
They put on a great show.
And we went and saw them at the Fox when they just got back together.
We're united, yeah, the reunion tour.
And everyone was so fucking excited.
But I get the feeling a little bit like most of the crowd was like me, right?
Dixies have some fucking fantastic music, but they also have some music that's a little
lesser known.
You know, it's like, it's like going to a smashing pumpkin's concert, hoping to hear
disarm, mayonnaise, and silver fuck all back to back to back just keep on playing those songs.
Yeah. And then all of a sudden, you know, Billy Corgan goes on some weird musical exploration of jazz or something like that.
You know, I'm not saying that. Right. Yeah. And I love Billy. Don't give you wrong. And I get it. But it's like radio had not playing creep.
It's kind of like, okay, guys, just, you know, play that, play that one song that everybody knows and we really think. Yeah. It's not the pixies, but you're signing me.
It's not the pixies.
I mean, I have so many different answers.
You want me to give you a hint?
Yes, please.
Let's go there.
Let's make our escape.
Come on, let's go there.
I just am aware.
Can you take me?
I hear.
Oh my god. oh the place we are
Really good clue and I wish I could play
Getting back together they made the big announcement on their Instagram and everybody's been waiting at least 16 people like that
It was the lamest kind of it was all it was all the guys
Practicing the guys that are not
Scott right the lead singer who I have had a little
Little interlude with at the airport one time. It's not Scott stab. He's still in it. Yeah, he is okay
He hasn't been for a long time. Right. It's just been the other guys with some other singers kind of like the you know
I don't know the Van Halen years without...
Eddie Van Halen. Not David Lee Roth, right? Yes.
So he opens the studio door where they're practicing and he goes, hey guys, you want to take it higher?
And it's you're like, oh my god, this is a Linus way to... So anyway, they're getting together for
two cruise concerts, which is where all the bands go to die. What just happened?
together for two cruise concerts, which is where all the bands go to die.
Chris, what just happened there?
What?
What?
What?
I've never seen that before.
What in the world just happened there?
What happened there?
It just went up on our screen.
Chrissy, that was weird.
What in the world just happened there?
I don't know.
That was so fucking strange.
And we're not. Let's roll with it. Yeah.
I don't know.
To my easier, like a little emoji.
I don't know how they would.
It was creed.
I would say thank you for promoting our reunion.
That was weird.
Okay.
I don't even know what to think about that.
We've been hacked. We've been hacked. Just to let you know what's going on here in
the studio that is completely derailed the show. Chrissy and I are sitting here.
We have three cameras. One on Chrissy, one on me and one center forward, which
you've seen if you've been to the YouTube show. We've recorded through a program
called OBS. It's pretty widely used. And all of the sudden, like as if someone had
sent you a happy birthday message on the
iPhone, the balloons just came floating up into the picture. And there is no button upon
which I have balloons anywhere. Should we stop or should we just keep rolling?
I think we should keep rolling. Yeah, I said it was Creed. Yeah, it's a great name. Thank you for helping in our reunion.
So Creed is, here's a couple interesting things.
I actually think this is an interesting story.
Creed was known as a Christian rock band.
That's right.
I forgot about that.
But they actually weren't.
No.
And when people started identifying them
as a Christian rock band, they rolled with it.
But I know for a fact, and I know this, I mean, I don't know this for a fact, it's second-hand
information.
I wasn't actually in the room, but I heard it from somebody.
So one of my former, let's call him friend who also happened to always have cocaine on
him, that I would go and visit, and sometimes he would give me some.
So he was like a friend who was-
With benefits.
Yeah, friends with benefits, who I always owed $30 to.
Maybe 60, possibly 100, I don't know.
His wife was a waitress at the Cheetah.
And she would tell me that Scott Stapp would-
The Cheetah's a strip club.
The Cheetah's a very high high fancy highfalutin very famous
strip club here in Atlanta. She would tell me that Scott would go into the cheetah often
and this never lined up with this kind of Christian rock band thing that I always thought about
Creed right and she was like oh it's he's far from a Christian rocker like you know he's in
there spending money getting wild going you know private rooms with the girls drinking and
doing whatever and I was like, wow, that's interesting.
So I, and this was back when they were huge, like when they were at the top of their game.
They're hey day, when they were selling out arenas.
But they broke up because Scott fell off the wagon.
He had a very public mental breakdown.
Do you remember him?
I don't see him.
No, he didn't.
But remember him and his wife.
And he was like, he thought that the FBI was after him c i a was watching him and he was calling his wife and i think this is
probably drug related right drug induced paranoia and so we had a very public very embarrassing
i'm sure humiliating break down in public broke up with his wife bad divorce lots of public
information came out that i'm sure he would have rather not been public.
Most of us don't, when most of us have our mental breakdowns, we get to keep it to ourselves.
But Scott got all everywhere.
So I kind of feel bad for the guy in that sense.
They've been broken up for many years because the band just, they just didn't see it.
See Scott as a good.
They didn't align with their Christian values, which they weren't even Christian band to begin
with.
According to Scott in a recent interview, and I would love to discuss this with him on air.
Maybe we can get him on.
But so Creed is back together.
They are doing it.
They are, they are going to jump on that money train
that I'm sure has long sense left the station
and is probably not coming back.
But Creed, you don't, you, you have had to have lived
in this time period.
And I'm sure most of you have,
when Creed was the biggest rock band in the world.
They had like four or five songs
that went straight to number one,
and they were all really about Scott singing about Scott.
He would have videos where he would be like,
on the cross, crucifying himself in a shirt.
He would have to take a shirt off.
I mean, that's where the Christian thing came from.
Maybe.
I think he actually thought he was Jesus Christ at one point.
And it was a little bit weird.
I did not think about Creed as much as you did.
I don't think.
The only reason I thought about Creed is because I disliked them very much.
That's the only reason.
That's the only reason.
What's that?
You're right.
I kind of was.
I got to be honest. Every time, it was like the, in two, like when they got really popular, it was like the last
kind of breath of MTV being an actual music channel.
And so they had these videos and they were absolutely ridiculous.
It was all about Scott with his shirt off and he was just,
I do remember that ripping ass.
Let's go there.
Let's make almost work.
Let's go there. And helps make almost work. Let's go there.
And he sounded like a cross between...
Always everywhere.
Yeah, any better in Elvis.
Let's go there.
Where's my go?
Go there.
I hate it.
I hate it every better.
Well, you probably, part of your brain was probably a little intrigued
because of the end of Eddie Vetter.
Like, connection.
Little, because you love Eddie Vetter.
You're a huge fan.
I love Pearl Jamfan.
I'm a huge Pearl Jamfan.
And I embarrassingly say that out.
I'm a huge Pearl.
I don't embarrass him.
I love Pearl Jamf.
I think that one of the great American rock bands
of all time.
That's so too.
But like, it's the same thing that I felt
when Stone Temple Pilots came out.
I felt like, oh, here's an Eddie Vedder knockoff trying to sound like Eddie Vedder because
that's what everyone thought when Stone Temple Pilots first came out.
Everyone thought it was Eddie Vedder.
They didn't know that it was another band called Stone Temple Pilots, especially that
first song.
But I grew to appreciate that Stone Temple Pilots was a different thing altogether.
Yeah, I loved STP.
He just happened to sound a lot like Eddie better.
However, I'm 99.9% sure that Scott Stapp was just imitating Eddie better, trying to make that
voice that Eddie has that is so emblematic of Eddie. Yes, what was I did the way in room.
Me man.
Boom.
You finally here and I'll blow me else.
I'm successful.
I'm successful.
Fall off the stage.
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So Cree is getting back together and I can't wait to see how this goes And I do think that should they come to Atlanta? I'm sure it's not gonna be at an arena
But should they come to Atlanta right now? They made this announcement about the reunion the only thing that they're really doing
They've just announced they're going on one of those cruises that that company puts together
The cruises. Yeah, I don. Oh, the cruises, yeah.
I don't know that I want to be stuck on a cruise
for a whole five days with people,
with, you know, has been musical acts.
And I realize that they're popular and I don't.
Some people love it.
Some people love it.
We love cruising.
In general, I don't.
All right, I don't think that I would.
Never been on a cruise.
You love cruising.
You with love cruising. I'm telling you, you love cruising. I don't know that I would never been under cruise. You love cruising. You love cruising. I'm telling you you love cruising
You love cruising Chrissy. It's free booze everywhere you go. The ships are bigger than cities now
You can do what you can go that one ship that we went on I want to be stuck. I'm an explorer
But there's no stuck about it. It's so big
I think you gotta go stop at the ports and be back and
Walking and inconvenience of having someone
drop you off right in the head.
No, no, no, I like to walk.
I want to go down a little alleyways and explore
and not have to be back at a certain time.
Okay, we don't have to be back at a certain time.
They just may leave without you.
Exactly.
Nothing that's so would have it with me.
I'd be like, I'm having too much fun in this place.
So my favorite videos on the internet
are the cruise ship docking videos where people
are running to get on the cruise ship.
Yeah, wait, and they've been left behind.
That would be me.
That would be me.
And to them, of course, I think you'd really love it.
If you especially went on one of the big ships because there is a lot to explore, but
okay, let's get past that.
These are not the ships that do these kind of cruises, right?
They're on like small carnival boats and they
basically put a stage on top of the pool and then you have to listen to five days worth
of creed because you're there to see creed. I just always feel bad for the people.
Is it a creed only cruise? No. It's got to have other people. There's like smash mouth,
but that guy just died. So it's going to be smash mouth without that guy. Oh, did I get anybody else? John Bunny wants told me we're not a have no lead singer and now we have a cruise
to go on.
Oh my god, that was good.
From two.
Thank you.
Don't know who will be singing but Scott steps on the boat too.
So maybe it'll be all bad
The hits keep coming in if we keep dying
We're all getting old and we're all so crying
So much to do so much to stay we're all so caught a boat for five days. Haha.
Creedle dude, two sets on Saturday because Smashmouth no longer coming.
Haha.
I'm sorry to all the Smashmouth.
Haha.
I think we'll follow you guys all.
Smashmouth fans out there.
Too soon, too soon.
Oh, your ghost of Printer again.
Thanks guys, don't worry about it.
Between the balloons, the printer and the fan,
this has been a banner episode of the commercial break.
And now you're getting four of these a week.
It's just I think the trajectory.
Yeah, this is the trajectory of the commercial break.
We're just heading in this direction left and right.
Yeah, whatever.
We'll take the rolls, we'll take the punches roll.
Yeah, the immense sister. I do,, we'll take the punches and roll. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I do, I am interested to follow this Creed reunion
and to see how it goes.
Well, I'm interested to see if they actually do shows
outside of the boat.
It's, you know, when someone, but.
Well, they might get a little confidence
they're on the boat, because people would be like,
you know, yeah.
Yeah.
Smash Mouth.
We're Creed. Uh, we're smash
man. The guy died. Did you hear? I thought you died. No, I'm
start star. I'm Scott.
Damn, also known as the guy who saw Brian at the airport
by the commercial phrase. Molly crew are going to be in
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Ladies a gentleman due to the hot fudge machine being broken on this cruise ship
Vince Neil has refused to play
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And there goes the printer again.
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Who's sending me balloons?
Why is the printer going off?
Who left a fan on I did?
That was my phone.
Oh my god.
I'll tell you what.
This might be a good time to take our first break.
This might be a great time to take our first break. This might be a great time to take our first break.
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Okay, okay, we're back from break. Hopefully we'd less interruptions this time. I wanted to mention, and I'm sure that you heard of this because I know you and I are basically on the same page, but... Bye
Richard round tree died did you read this?
Shaft Oh, I did see that
Richard round tree to got the famous actor from all the black rotation films.
Yeah.
He is just an incredible actor.
I'm not like to see that.
I don't think ever got the credit that he deserve
for a series of what was colloquially referred to
as black exploitation films back in the 60s, 70s,
and even into the early 80s.
But he starred in one of the most famous movies ever,
Shaft,
which, you know, I think Samuel L. Jackson did a remake of that a couple of years ago
that was terrible, but he was such a good actor, and everything that he acted in was, in
my opinion, better off, because Richard Roundtree had actually showed up on set.
He was such a badass.
He was amazing, and I really hope that he posthumously gets the credit that he deserves for being such
a great actor because I really have enjoyed his films throughout the years.
And you know, just more of me appropriating culture here, but I think that Shaft was
one of the great characters in cinematic history.
I think so too.
I know I was telling Shaft because I just read that the other night, you know, he does
his end of the year playlist.
Yeah.
It's usually musical acts that, you know, somebody died or somebody put out something new, blah,
blah, blah.
Anyways, I was like, shaft, and he was like, well, it's Isaac Hayes.
It's the music of that sort.
Oh, yeah, you know, Isaac Hayes.
So, like, what shaft on there?
I know. Oh, Isaac Hayes. So like, what shaft on there? I know.
Isaac Hayes, who was the music fore shaft,
he did so many films.
And I don't want to go through all of them,
but I just wanted to mention that he had passed away
because I think just an amazing actor
and from some of the interviews that I've seen,
such a cool cat too.
Yeah.
You can only hope to be that cool.
I know.
You can only hope to be that cool. I know.
You can only hope to be born like that, right?
Where you just born cool, everything happens and it's you, you walk into a room and you're
the coolest guy in the room, not because you're trying to be the coolest guy in the room
because you are the coolest guy in the room.
You get that swagger.
You do.
You got that swagger.
I like jagger.
I like jagger.
Not the coolest guy in the room.
I'm gonna be me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me Yeah, like Jagger not the coolest guy in the room
Maroon five did that song here's a printer again printing out throughout history
I think we're having like a complete technical meltdown here. I think I started talking about creed and creed packed into our
Are they Scientologists? Are they Scientologists? I got the police. Are they Scientologists?
Creed.
Richard Roundtree passed away.
I think I read that he was 89 years old when he passed away.
Okay.
And he was starring in movies as late as 2022.
Nice.
So for him.
God bless you, Richard. Yes. On your way to the next realm.
So the next realm. Hopefully a really cool place. He got his copy. Yeah. We'll see if we
can get to reset a contact him. But yeah, I think if Richard is as cool as he, as we all
think he was, he was probably going to stay far away from that head of fucking hair. Hey,
Med, did you also read the Clinton Tarantino's starting production on his last film?
He's not going to do any more movie making after this next film?
Until he comes back.
I mean, why do you have to say it's last?
I'm never doing this again because you might change your mind.
Most people do.
I don't understand this.
Okay.
You know, there are people who do, you know, there's
a lot of actress actresses artists. I mean, if you're 90 insane, it's your last. Okay.
Right. That probably is your last. But when you're 56.
But right. Yeah. I mean, really, is that really your last? Why? Why would it have to be
final? Steven Spielberg, you know, Francis Ford Coppola, there's all these fantastic directors
that are still making movies well into their 60s, 70s,
and 80s.
They're passion.
That's right.
And it seems like that's Quentin Taren Dino's passion too.
So why is he quitting?
And he happens to be really fucking good at it.
So don't stop, right?
I totally agree with you.
Like, you don't have to announce your quitting.
Just don't do something if you don't want to do it.
But I think you might want to later. I think you probably will want to. That's right. Why?
You know, he gave this long convoluted explanation on Rogan, but I just couldn't take more than
15 minutes of it. But then he also, I think, was with Stern at some point and he gave a long convoluted
explanation. Just basically, like, he feels like he wants to spend the rest of his time following other pursuits and that he's made the movies he wants to make and he's
got one more story to tell and that's going to be it.
And I can imagine for a guy like Quentin Tarantino, the movie making process has got to be
very intricate and detailed.
He writes all the movies too.
I think most of the movies have been written by Quentin.
And what was that?
Was that like a trumpet? And what was that?
Was that like a trumpet?
What?
Pregnant.
This needs to be our Halloween up in the dark. It seriously does.
Are we on, are we on 13 something?
Well, that was bad. I don't know. I have no idea what's going on here.
It's a Halloween spooky. Yeah, let's turn it into that. Why not?
Guess who's starring in his last movie?
Uma John Travolta. Oh, he's bringing John back. Yeah, who he has not done a movie with since Pulp Fiction, which Pulp Fiction changed
the cinematic universe for ever.
It was for a lot of people too.
All of the actors, all of the director and just, yeah, it's the, it's, it,
your lexicon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
You know, the, the two movies, three movies that changed my
life as a young man. And one of them was pulp fiction. Yeah, me too. The other one was natural
born killers. Oh, that one was good. And the third one was the doors, right? Made by
great ex outstanding directors and outstanding movies. Oliver Stone, Quentin Tarantino, and
then who did the? I can't believe the Neverending Story, isn't there?
The Neverending Story.
The Neverending Story.
Come on, right.
No, but that did come on HBO Max yesterday.
I did?
It did. So now you have access to the Neverending Story.
I would watch it, but it still makes me a little bit scared to the stings.
I loved it.
I loved it too. I think I told this story. When I went to the first time I went and saw the Neverending Story, it was our birthday,
Kevin and I, so we got to take one friend a piece, because birthdays, you know, because
my parents have permanently damaged my psyche by not celebrating birthdays.
But we got to take one friend a piece to the movies to see Neverending Story.
That's nice.
We got any snack that we wanted, and I picked nachos with cheese.
Oh, well, you went nachos.
I went nachos with cheese, and let me tell you, in 1990 something when I was six years old.
And the nacho cheese sauce was a little bit different than it is now, right?
It was basically...
Hey!
Yeah, it was basically diarrhea.
Is what it was.
That's it.
And so still can be to this day.
I'll never forget, and I still cannot eat that cheese sauce
from the movie theater because I ate the cheese sauce
and then I directly threw the cheese sauce up.
And the cheese sauce and all the stuff.
So I missed a little bit of the movie
because I was throwing up, but then on top of that.
And the theater, or do you got to go to the bathroom?
No, I had to run to the bathroom.
Yeah, my mom.
I do remember my mom holding my hand
and taking me to the bathroom.
So we get back into the movie theater.
And then I remember, they're already
into the potatoes of the movie.
And it was just scaring the shit on me
that there was this flying dog, this beautiful woman,
these naked breasts, the turtle who talked.
I just thought it was all too much.
It was overwhelming, right? Sensory overload for a kid who just threw up all over his kids.
Yeah, you were traumatized.
Yeah, I was traumatized, but I love the movie.
The movie is so fucking fantastic.
It is way ahead of its time, wasn't it?
Yeah.
So, a tray you and all the kids now are on HBO Max.
You can go back and watch it.
I'm so excited with the movie.
The lesser known, but probably just as good movie, never ending story three, know, probably just as good movie never ending story three.
Which is what there's a never ending story three.
Was there a two?
There was a two.
There was a two that came out just a few years after.
Oh, I didn't see that.
It's terrible.
No, the story ended with the first.
Yes.
That it's I know it says never ending story, but it it it didn't.
Yes.
The never ending story actually ended.
It should have been called the almost ending story, but it did end. Yes. The never ending story actually ended. It should have been called the almost ending story
or this will end story.
They never ending story, the end.
Yeah, the never ending story then.
In the grandpa in that movie with the fake mustache,
you know what I'm talking about?
Let's you know that's Billy Crystal.
The grandpa?
Yeah, the little troll.
No, no, no, I'm talking about the grandpa
who's telling the kid the story.
Oh, the grandpa.
Yeah, this all starts with the book store.
It's a magical bookstore.
I loved reading books when I was young
and I still do to this day.
So I just loved, I was like,
yes, you can just get lost in a book.
If it did you have a book?
Or imagination.
Did you ever go to a bookstore that looked like a, you know?
Where you got trapped in the attic upstairs? You got trapped in the attic upstairs. No, but it sounded fun to me. And then you
did you have you ever seen a book that's so intricate. The design. The name with gold. The
gold leaf. You open the book and all of a sudden you have a flying dog. I can only hope.
Today you. I've been searching my whole life. I'll keep searching. That's why I love libraries. Falker!
I loved it. I thought it was so incredible.
And we can only hope that Quentin Tarantino's last movie
is as good.
You know, sure it'll be great.
I agree with you on this one.
I hate when people announce that they're retiring
because I don't think you need to announce it.
I think you just, if you don't want to make more movies.
It's like Daniel DeL Day Lewis telling us his last movie
is gonna be The Thread or whatever the fuck it was.
Which is a beautiful movie, by the way.
The Thread.
But he goes from, you know, there was a fashion one.
That was a fashion one.
Okay.
Have you seen it?
Phantom Thread or Phantom Thread?
I think it started to watch it.
I don't know what it was.
It's really, really good, but it's incredibly slow.
You got to be in a Daniel Day Lewis movie
in order to watch that movie and really enjoy it,
but I did, I have watched it and I did enjoy it.
But there will be blood, gangs of New York.
I mean, this guy is Lincoln.
These are some of the most brilliant performances
ever put on celluloid, and then he just decides,
you know, Phantom Threads is gonna be my last movie.
Phantom fucking Threads is gonna be your last movie.
Why can't you
and Quentin team up and retire together? Like why don't we see some really good acting with a
really good director and then you guys can walk off into the sunset. I don't think Quentin can walk
away from the whole industry. I guess maybe he'll be involved in another way or something. I don't
know. I don't know. Why do you have announced I'm done. I don't know. I agree with you. Like, imagine if we came on tomorrow and said,
you know, 500 more episodes than we're done.
So get ready for it.
It's like Howard Stern during every contract negotiation.
I'm retiring.
No, you're not.
You're not going anywhere.
Everyone knows you're not going anywhere.
You wouldn't know to do it yourself when you were happy.
Right.
Like, what's Quentin gonna do in his free time?
Smoke pot and have sex with an you know old pictures of case winslet.
I mean, I don't even know what he's going to do.
He's got to make movies.
It's in him.
It's in his blood.
He's got to do it.
He I'm still waiting for kill Bill volume five.
Where's that coming out?
I know.
This maybe is great.
Pulp fiction too.
Why don't we make that with John Turbolto?
Maybe that's what it's going to be.
A lot less hair.
But well, he has no hair. Oh, that's right. He's totally bald now, isn't he?
Yeah, but they have wigs. Well, I know that, dumbass. And they have Frankie's follicles.
Frankie's follicles. Oh, that was the best that Frankie video that we watched was just,
the latest Frankie. The latest, a Frankie. He's drunk. He's drunk Frankie.
I don't think he ever seen drunk Frankie except when in his intro video, you know, when he's
like, smoking the cigar and knocking back one, but that's just intro.
That's just intro.
That's just intro.
This was him doing it a full blow.
Well, he did an intro so he could just follow that girl around with the camera and show
himself with his brand new Farragamo shoes, which is such a boner move.
I mean, honestly, it's such a boner move.
Like you and I go for photo shoots and I do, we do that under dress, right?
We're like, we have no interest in taking these photos.
I was like, I know.
It's time for another photo shoot.
Time for another photo shoot.
Is it really, do we really have to go there?
Aren't there, isn't 100 pictures enough of us? Do we need have to go there? Aren't there isn't 100 pictures enough of us?
Do we need updated photographs?
But I don't go by Farragamo shoes for it.
No, I think he was trying to impress that girl.
I don't know.
He's not that go for years.
Maybe he's still maybe that's like the true love of his life.
And he's just trying to get why I think he highly impressed her with his
knowledge and opinions.
Not the last one.
What?
Oh!
Okay, so I wanted to get into something because it's been a long time since we've done this
and this is a prelude to more episodes coming on later this week.
Okay.
I want to do a deep dive into some of the new dating shows that are out there,
like the cut Jubilee and some of these other stuff. That's just like online only dating shows.
Remember we did the cut that one time? Highly fascinating and equal measures disturbing.
But I also wanted to piggyback, piggyfront off of a trend that's happening on Instagram,
we have been breaking down these videos
of a show called Blind Date from the UK,
the UK version of Blind Date,
which is a lot like our dating game or dating shows,
which is you put one single man or woman behind a curtain,
three eligible bachelor's or bachelor rats.
They ask a series of questions
and then they pick someone as the winner.
They go on the date with them.
In this version, in the UK version,
they go on a week long holiday with someone.
Yeah, vacation.
So they ask two questions.
Yeah, and they choose.
She picks somebody and then you're off.
You just, I guess you're just supposed to spend the week with them.
It sounds terrible, terrible.
It sounds like torture.
Oh, hey.
Yeah.
So where are you from again?
What was that name?
That'd be me.
What was that name?
Yeah, what do you do?
Who are you?
What do you say we just take this free vacation
and leave each other alone?
Exactly.
You want to fuck up for it, but other than that,
I don't want to do a whole lot of talking.
So we've been breaking down these videos.
We've probably done four or five of these videos, but Celia Black is the host of the original
version of this show.
She's sassy.
She is sassy.
She's smart.
She knows the right thing to say at all times.
Um, she's an interesting looking lady, right?
She's got very British teeth and, but she's a lovely human being.
And all of the sudden on Instagram,
I realized or I learned that Celia Black
is not only an entertainer of measure on television,
she is an entertainer of measure all round.
She had a singing career.
And on one of her albums,
she sang a song called Surprise, Surprise.
And that song is now one of the most popular memes on...
She's having a moment.
Yes, she is. Now, let me play this in the microphone because if you're on Instagram,
you've probably seen one of these. Hold on. That is definitely not it.
Well, spooky, spooky, Halloween, I've got a...
Okay, here we go. Ready?
Oh, let me turn the volume on here.
Okay, Celia, you might be a better host of a game show than you are, as singer,
but I just, I play that because anybody
that's been on Instagram and seeing these memes,
you'll know this is the lady who is hosting
this blind date show, the same lady who is singing that clip.
So, without further ado, I would love to review
another blind date video.
What do you think, Chrissy?
I think so, let's do it.
Okay, here we go. Are you trolling on the internet?
Oh, yeah, I was trolling on the internet.
I was trolling on the internet.
And I do like to do.
And I found some blind date.
We can review.
That's just me right there.
Made as a gentleman that it's blind date.
And here is your host, Miss Silla Blast!
I don't even think he got her name right. I think it's Silla Black.
Oh, she's just so lovely, isn't she? She is. She's just fine.
A real name. She's a real name. She is a real name.
Light her out. Yeah.
Like semi carpet.
And it's all monochrome.
I want to blind it.
Now aren't teenagers weird?
Yes.
The other day a postcard came from Spain addressed to our Ben.
It just had his name and address on it.
No message.
And when I gave it to him he said, oh yeah, that's from me girlfriend.
I said, but there's no message on it.
He said, I know we oh yeah, that's from me, girlfriend. I said, but there's no message on it. He said, I know, we're not speaking at the minute.
LAUGHTER
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's for right now, I'm going to speak to three young lads,
hoping to spend the next few minutes with the team blind.
Team blind date?
Is team blind date?
I think it's team.
What?
A team.
Oh, a team.
Oh, Lord.
Well, maybe we shouldn't be doing this one. Oh, let's see what I think they're adult. Hey, and here they are
Guys definitely not a teen or he was born in that time when teenagers look like full-grown men
21 jump street Teenagers look like full-grown men. Why is it like the giant... 21 jumps to eat?
21 jumps to eat.
Hello number one, what's your name and where you come from?
Good evening, my name's Neil and I'm from Kent.
Wow!
Kent!
Very popular out there, Neil.
What you do? Oh, I'm used to it. Very popular, Neil.
What'd you do?
Whatever.
I'm used to it.
Every time I say the word Kent, in Kent, I get around over applause.
Ah, whatever.
Well, I actually work in London, but I'm originally from Kent.
I'm a party organizer.
A party organizer?
I literally bring party organizer. A party organizer? A party organizer?
I literally bring the cocaine.
Also known as a drug dealer.
Party organizer.
This is why we've got all these fucked up titles for jobs now
because people were like, party organizer,
it doesn't sound good.
How about a ventilator?
What kind of parties, I mean, you know, rock and roll parties. I'll do 21sts, I'll do big functions, private Wednesdays.
21sts.
I'll do 21st birthday parties, I'll do Bob Mitzfuss.
I do four-year-olds, kindergarten graduations, on really and everything,
Silla.
Anything that's a party.
Anyway, they need cocaine on there.
What kind of music do you play at this party?
Depending on the age group, really, if it's a...
Creed. Smash them out.
A group of 14 to 17-year-olds, then it's a lot of charty stuff and bit of house music.
Well if you like to dance, what can music do you like to dance to and who will?
Oh I like to dance, I like dancing to all sorts of music and not really bothered but I like to dance with Paxi cleanser actually.
Would we like to bring... I mean I would love to bring this home to my parents. Yeah, this is the kind of guy you want to bring up your parents
Like the party organizer
Party
And I love your daughter's tits
How much more information?
We met it my My friends 21st
birthday. We met at the kindergarten party down the street. I brought the pony.
Well, funny when you said a name. I fell off my chair. Well, I wish you a long
look on blind. Thank you very much. I shall see you in a bow and joy it. Hello,
number. I shall see you in a bow in a mo she's she's already reducing words
like we do on text messages now.
Hello, Silla. What's your name?
My name is George and I'm from Lancashire.
Well George is an interesting looking creature.
George is an Asian guy which I don't
think I've ever seen
anyone of any sort of character whatsoever on this show.
They've all been white men, right?
I've made me there's been a few people of Indian descent,
but this is,
well, it's what he's wearing, it really stands out.
It is what he's wearing, and that is a carpet vest.
Carpet vest, a,
like an Oriental carpet.
He's got an asc guard around his neck.
As English people do. And corduroy. And corduroy.
Big round glasses. What's your job, lad? I work in the hospital's silver. Oh, what's what's
what job of work to do? I'm a junior hospital doctor. Oh.
A junior hospital doctor?
Is that like the hospital but smaller?
Or is that the junior hospital?
Oh, it's like the minor leagues for actual hospitals.
Yeah, I'm practicing in the junior league.
I think the junior doctor.
Oh, junior doctor.
Yeah, they take care of juniors, I guess.
I don't know.
Oh, that's nice.
So are you one of those dreadfully overworked poor lads?
Oh, dreadfully overworked, yes.
That's why you're here tonight.
That's why you're dreadfully overworked, so come back and give me a hand, Shandhi, and
let's have some Shandhi.
I've been always been no time with my date.
We can have sex, Silla, but I'm not taking my ass card off.
It's part of my personality.
Well, she never get any spurs?
I don't.
Surprise, surprise!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
You're not going to get any wanker hat on.
You can leave your hat on.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
You can leave your ass on.
Do what you do with it.
We do get some spare time, and when I have have it I just try to do as much as possible.
I just like to go out and have a good time really.
I've been to his parties.
I literally try and do as much as possible.
I run around town.
I've been to his parties in fact.
Actually every time I take a day off I have him but range of party.
We're all dying to know.
Come on tell us.
I'd really like to get with Annie Lennox actually. have him barrage a party. Daisy, we're all dying to know. Come on, tell us.
Hard to really like to get with Annie Lennox actually.
Oh, we're in the middle of this.
In 1986, I would have liked to go out with him.
Hey, too.
I think to go out there now, actually.
If she's already talk, isn't it really?
Enjoy blind dates, yours.
I shall see you in a moment.
Hello, number.
See you in a moment.
It's a moment.
I would have started saying that. I know, that's crazy. Let's see you soon. See you in a mo. See you in a mo. Hey, do you have a mo mo? Do you have a mo?
Do you have a mo for me?
You got a mo for me?
Just want to fire you real quick.
Three, watch you in a mo mo, do you call from?
Hello, Suna, I'm Jamie and I'm Maven.
I'm Maven.
No, he said Maven.
Oh, I'm Maven.
I'm from England.
Yes, but his haircut looks like a dead bat on top of his head.
Why is there, did you see that?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm from England. No, he said maven. Oh, I'm from maven. I'm from England.
Yes, but his haircut looks like a dead bat
on top of his head.
Why is there... did you see that?
Now, a plus symbol just came...
Like someone thumbs up to...
Or we on live?
I don't think so, but I'm starting to suspect
that maybe something's going on here.
Okay, Jamie, what's your job? Well I'm a consultant insurance company, a big insurance company in Avan.
What do you like about your job?
I do find it interesting, a lot of people think that working in office is very boring, but there's a lot of fun that goes on.
What about favourite ladies?
My favourite lady, I think is Michal Fyfer.
Oh, I know, me to ask whatifre. Oh, me, sir.
I know me to ask what she's got that, you know,
I'm learning from the rest of them.
I mean, well, come on, tell me, especially.
I think so, she's got a very, very nice name for a start, but I just...
Shhh!
She's got a nice name.
Babe, you're leading with that?
Of all the things that I use to determine whether or not I'm attracted to somebody
name is not one of them, not at all.
I can see you on a dog night, me sure.
Fine.
Yes, I can see that.
I'm just following myself to a way, but we'll see what happens here.
She's just very, very nice. Do you like her a lot. Very well-defined face.
You will die when you see the lady that we've got lined up. Oh, we know she's gonna be a knockout.
They are all she's gonna be a knockout. Yes, every time they pick somebody on this show she is Cat suit like Bonesuit model, yes.
They pick straight 11 out of 10s for this show,
straight 11 out of 10s.
Yeah, oh, you know what?
Actually, Chrissy, let's take a quick break right now.
Okay.
And then we will be back with more blind date.
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Alright, we're black.
We're Cecilia Black.
We just took a mo and now we're black.
Here we go, ready? This is one weird episode of the commercial break.
I'm gonna remember this forever.
Yeah.
If I tell you she's better than me, she'll fight for five.
Five.
I think she's gorgeous.
I made the best man when I shall see you in a moment.
See you later.
Thanks so much.
See you in a moment.
I think she should probably just use one mo per episode.
You know what I'm saying?
See you all in a moment. I think she should probably just use one mo per episode. You know what I'm saying?
See you all in a row. Yeah, your cool points are going down here, Celia.
Well, Richard Barfrey Lads will be lucky tonight. It all depends on this young lady.
Her name's Katrina, and she's from Tynan Weir.
Come in Katrina!
Tynan Weir.
It's a weirdest name for villages over there.
Tynan Weir.
Killers.
Oh.
Oh.
Well.
Well.
Well.
I guess not everyone is a 10, 11 out of 10.
This is cute. Yeah, she's cute. everyone is a 10 11 out of 10.
She's cute.
Yeah, she's cute. She's like cute like next door cute.
You're doing a welcome to the show. Now you're studying at the minute aren't you? That's right. I'm doing travel management at college.
Travel and management. What do you hope to be then?
Travel management. Traveled?
Traveled? What is that?
I'm here to apply for the management position.
I'd like to travel also.
I've majored in travel and management.
So I can manage while I'm traveling.
It's perfectly British.
I wish I'd like to travel all over the world.
But a career perhaps presenting my own program
would be nice.
Oh yes, my job's on the line.
You do a very worthwhile job in use for time.
I mean, you do hospital radio.
Yes, that's right.
Hospital radio.
Welcome to our hospital radio welcome to hospital radio everybody is dying on the weekend
I think it's the dust badge oh I'm sorry I thought it was like a Robin Williams
good morning Vietnam for the hospital you know those brits they love their
radio over there you have to worry at my local hospital and basically I present
Ward call and that's when you sort of sit down and click the request from the
patients and you play what they want to hear.
Oh, it is hospital radio.
They can play what they want to hear.
I'd like to hear your surprise surprise my Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise!
The World War's last time, I think you're doing a great job.
But I mean, in your fantasy, when you're playing these records and sending these messages,
messages to the hospital patients, I mean, there's one man in particular.
Oh, that's right, so...
I use the love of my life.
Who is the love of your life?
It's Kevin Pets.
Ooh! Who's that, I don't know.
The page 7, one loop of year.
Alright, Katrina, best of luck with this show.
You've got three questions, third.
Okay, Koshina, see you in a mo.
To ask those lovely guys over there.
So, far away in your own time.
Alright, okay.
My first question is to number one.
My mother told me never to talk to strangers,
and you're a stranger.
So, why should I talk to you?
I'm a party organizer.
I'm a party organizer.
That's just a standard answer for everything.
I've done more kindergarten graduations than any DJ in the entire Kent surrounding area.
It's part of my job for it to get involved with Stranger's Meeting.
But actually taking a look at these two, I don't think you'll find anything strange about me.
Right, I was so sick of you organizing me a part of your insane.
Oh yeah, that's definitely.
Oh yeah, most definitely. I got some blow and all of them.
I got a dick.
I got a blazer on.
I got a blazer.
It's can't take the blazer off.
It's standard fare for the bedroom in 1982.
Right, same question to number two.
Hello Katrina.
Hiya.
Hi, well, they're both strangers.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Junior. That's a good one. Oh well, they were both strangers. Trust me, I'm a doctor. LAUGHTER
Junior. That's a good one.
Junior, doctor, in a junior hospital, for juniors.
APPLAUSE
Don't ask, do you have a bit of a hurry, please?
Well, I think your mother's absolutely correct.
I think it's all a bit of a fast worker.
I think after spending five minutes with her.
I don't know, what is it that can't be good?
It can't be good when someone calls you a fast worker
and releases a stranger.
I'm a fast worker.
I could kidnap you quickly.
I know how the tire stranger up in three seconds that happened in the back of my blacked out minivan quickly. I know how to tie a stranger up in three seconds and have them in the back
of my blacked out minivan quickly. Pretty girl like you, I need a good talk in two.
You haven't even seen me yet, but maybe I could pay you off with my mum. Oh snap girl.
That was number three. Right, the second question, number two.
I love reading.
What do you love for?
I love for two.
A junior doctor hospital, I have a junior degree.
I have a junior PhD.
I've never seen glasses so big on a human being, have you?
They're very round.
They're very round.
What are books do you enjoy?
Well, I like reading the Bath Katrina.
And I really like romantic fiction.
So as you can imagine.
So, wait, I'll take it to a different level.
Yeah.
I think it's like a Bufflepuff with like a Harlican novel.
Yeah.
Well, one of those weird drawings on the front of a breast sticking out Oh, it was a...
Torin puts Fabio down
What do we have to that butter guy?
Where's Fabio down?
So my books are pretty steamy
It's dubious
Okay, same dance walk, dubious
Oh dubious?
I was a new word
dubious
Um, right, same question to number three.
Well, I'd like to read a lot of mystical fantasy novels with witches, sorcerers, and far
away now.
Oh, hello.
The dragon text.
Oh, hello.
He's way dragon text.
That's right, he's going to the local scholastic fair.
That's the elementary school to pick out some books on flying horses and witches.
J.R. Tolkien's one of my favourites, but I don't like to make a hobbit out of it.
That's a very British joke. I don't want to make a hobbit out of it.
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Same questions, number one one finally. Well actually like fiction Katrina, I like especially Leslie Chaturus the Saint.
I'm sure if I went out with you I wouldn't be a saint for much longer.
I have to do a heads up on these questions.
Yeah this is way too smooth.
Yeah it's way too smooth number one.
Number two I think this guy should probably have a restrained order for parties specifically.
He should be 30 yards away.
Okay, finally the last question.
Number three.
Number three.
I've done a bit of local radio and have reported on many local events.
What event in your life would you like me to report on?
Well, I'd just got a haircut that looks like a spider
on my head.
Ha, ha.
I'd like to report on that.
Yeah, I'd like to report on that one.
I have a charity work actually at home.
And if you've really liked it,
so I'd love you to report on me with a bungee rope
and to jump off the top of the cliff and suspension bridge and catch you on the rebound.
I'm not even sure what that means. I don't even think he knows where he was going with that.
And yes, they probably got these questions ahead of time and the producer would probably work down the answers.
The producers were like, no, no, no, that's not what we were saying.
There is no imprompt on blind date.
The same question to number two please.
Well Katrina, I like to do it with a painting and collage and I really love to have my own
one-man exhibition.
So, if you came for a report on that, then I'd invite you to a very special private viewing.
It's called, it's called Doctors, Junior Dictus.
A one-man exposition by a man who takes baths.
The very Renaissance man.
He is.
Right there in the bath with the Harleken Romance novel, Collosius.
Collosius and paintings.
The private shows.
I'd like to see where this guy is now. APPLAUSE
You should just do it.
No, but to just tell me what sort of things would you exhibit?
Oh, all my own artwork.
And, finally, could I have number one, three-sponsed please?
I'd rather put on a party.
Well, you know, I'd like...
...a-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Hi, helicopters. So, if you actually reported on my maiden flight, I like... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hold on one more Well, I figure out a classic interpretation of a 1980s coke dealer in downtown London
Katrina you've asked you three questions
Three very replies who are you gonna go for oh, Stoke? Oh, you still that's for the first time. I see
Don't make your mind of just yet. Here's our graham with a quick recap.
Katrina, when your blind date be worthy bird number one,
his hero is the saint, but watch out.
He's really a bit of a devil.
Oh, he's speedy number two, the medical man,
who'd raise your temperature, increase your heartbeat, and make you say,
Ah!
Ah!
What perhaps you fancy elasticated number three, if you threw him over, would bounce right back again, and again, and again, and again.
The decision is yours.
I didn't help, Graham.
It didn't help not one day, and by the the way we can remember the last five minutes of our life
Like you didn't need to recap that dude
We're all dying to know have you made your mind up yet? I think so. Who's it gonna be? Number one.
Oh no!
Oh no!
You should have stuck with number two.
He's a doctor!
Yeah!
All right.
What were they went?
Who cares?
So that guy's party.
The number one's party.
That's where they went.
In a helicopter. We're going to MAKING OOOH!
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