The Commercial Break - Shut Up & Walk With Christ

Episode Date: June 19, 2023

Baby, shut your mouth and walk with God, dammit! Bryan & Krissy do a deep dive into the world of submissive Christian wives, and they learn how to lead a rebellious wife. Senior pranks gone wrong Teens doing mean things Bryan went to space camp Getting high on pixie stix Karma is gonna get Bryan via his children Twisting religion to your personal whims Bang bang!!! Submissive Christian wives How To Lead a Rebellious Wife The Bible is easily twisted This guy is definitely part of a men’s group Men's rights is nothing Women? A liability! These guys don't know where the clit is Men need self control! We need to take him to a party in the woods These rebellious women are trying to take your money! You gotta stay calm when your woman is in a frenzy There’s hope for you, man LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are the male men. We are a men's rights activist group and we are fed up. I'm sorry, what's happening now? Behind every successful woman is a man she has oppressed. We are sick and tired of this feminized society. Men have had a very rough go of it for just recently and it ends now. Male and proud. Male and proud. Male and proud. On this episode of the commercial break, a woman who talks too much is just out of control. She's not walking with God.

Crazy. She's not walking with Christ. Because if you remember from Azizials 44 through 333, the Iggy Azaleas, 33 through 44, says thou shalt shut thy mouth when thy husband is in the room. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. The Herc ones with the Herc ones? Oh, sometimes it does. Welcome back to the commercial break, as in kittens on Brian Green. This is my dear friend and gorgeous co-host,

Kristen Joy, hopefully. Best of you, Chrissy. And that's the Brian. And best of you out there in the podcast universe. Did you ever do a high school prank when you were like a senior prank, when you were in high school? Ah, I'm trying to think. I don't, I can't quite remember. I don't

remember a specific one but there was always like rolling toilet paper. Toilet paper housing and all that other stuff. Did you ever get in trouble for any of it? No. No. We did one high school prank. It wasn't even I think it was my idea but then I quickly was thinking it wasn't a great idea. So here was my idea. My idea was during finals, why don't we go and super glue the locks to the school, all the outdoor locks. Let's put super glue in all the locks and then they won't be able to open the doors anymore.

They'll close school for the day. They'll close school for the day, that's what I thought. Everybody's let out the extremes that we went through. Right? So, it was my idea, but I didn't execute the idea, but I gave the person who did execute the idea, the idea, and then he went and did it. And then, so like two weeks later, sitting in class, and there is a kid, I'm sitting in like the remedial class, like the class for bad students, you know what I'm talking about?

Oh, yeah, does it like the in-school detention? No, not in-school detention. Just you're not such a hot student. So we're gonna send you to a special class where you sit around with other not-grade students and feel bad about yourself. Okay. Just a classroom where we went for an hour

to feel bad about ourselves. It's got the high school, you gotta feel, you know, you gotta have that guilt somewhere, right? So there was another kid in class who was a notorious troublemaker. He was always in trouble, he was always at detention, he was always in the principal's office. This kid was like, he was like the Judd Nelson of our school.

You know what I'm talking about, breakfast club? Okay, he was that guy. So we're in the middle of class a couple weeks later and all of the sudden the security guard and the vice principal come into the classroom and they're like, whatever's name, I can't remember the kid's name. Matt, whatever, come on.

We'll call him Judd. We'll call him Judd. He's, they say Judd, come on. You know, you've been fucking with wrestling coaches, girlfriend or whatever it is. Come on, you gotta go into the principal's office. Security guard, we've never seen this before and everyone was like, what happened? What did he do now?

Turns out rumor has it that what, and then he got kicked out of school. Turns out rumor has it that he got kicked out of school for superglue in the locks. Now, I don't know if this was like an actual thing, if this was a rumor mill, if this was just my brain spinning because I know I had given someone an idea and they had gone out and executed that idea, but I felt really fucking shitty. To the point where I thought about going to the principal and saying, I don't think it was that guy,

I think it was another guy altogether. But then I'd figured that this Judd had done so much stupid shit over time. He hated the school anyway. He always said it. It's kind of like, well, that's a little bit of a chicken shit I didn't get involved. I wish I had, but I didn't get involved. And of course, there was all kind of other pranks that were pulled generally in good nature, generally taken at face value by the principal and the vice principal.

Yeah, Jeff told me about one recently because we just went through a high school graduation with our daughter and so he said that he remembered that the thing was, was that you went up to go shake the principal's hand who they hated. Yeah. Everybody hated. And that it was supposed to be a, you were supposed to put a beer cap, like a,

like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like were supposed to put a beer cap, like a, a beer cap? Like a, like a pointy, oh. Like the pointy. Oh, you're gonna like assault somebody on stage? I think you guys, we didn't do it, but that was supposed to be what everybody was doing. You're supposed to take a pair of scissors, and when you walk up, you stab them in the crotch.

And as they're sitting there bleeding from the penis, you do a TikTok dance, we'll film it. And as they're sitting there bleeding from the penis, you do a TikTok dance, we'll film it. I did some terrible things when I was on, when I, one of the things that I feel, we used to tee people's houses, we would egg people, we did some stupid shit. Base, I mean, I got arrested for baseball bat, you know, mailbox baseball.

Oh, yeah, you did that. I told you about that, didn bat, you know, mailbox baseball. Oh, yeah, you did that. I told you about that, didn't I? Yeah, mailbox baseball. And I hit the chief of police's mailbox. He happened to be standing outside, gotten his car, followed us down the street. It was a big whoops, we spent the night in jail. It was, they weren't fooling around when they pulled us over.

But one of the things I felt most bad about is we had, we had a friend and I really liked this guy. And he had a live in, he called him an uncle, but I don't think he was really an uncle. So this kid that I knew, he was adopted, his parents were Irish. But like Irish off the boat Irish, they had been born in Ireland. And they were the most wonderful, they were older parents. I remember that. They were, I don't know, I'm guessing in their 60s when we were teenagers.

So you might have just been in their 30s. That's right. That's right. Very, very old far away. I don't know, I'm guessing in their 60s when we were teenagers. So you might have just been in their 30s, but that's not the best thing. That's right. Very, very old far away. I'm waiting from your age. I'm waiting for my kids to say the same thing. They're friends to say the same thing. But he has to got really old parents.

Or one old parents. Doesn't need to do a show for old people. It's like a podcast. What does that thing call? He's on the radio or something. So this kid had an adopted family, older parents, and they were always so very nice to me. I mean, always welcomed me in the home.

They took me out. The only vacation I ever went on, like spring break vacation, as a child, was with this family. They were always so nice to me. But they had a child was with this family. They were always so nice to me, but they had a guy that lived with them. And I think the guy was a bit slow, looking back on it. I know the guy was slow.

He was slow, something was going on, but he was the sweetest guy, but he was a little slow. So he had this old station wagon that really smelled like horse shit. I mean, it smelled like a donkey's asshole. It was a, but he would drive us around places. Like, my friend's mom would be like, the kids wanna go to the movies, so you have to go,

you know, whatever his name was. Jerry, we'll call him Jerry. Hey, Jerry, go take the kids to the movie theater, wait for him. And he would do it. And he would wait for us. So he's like kind of our chauffeur, he was driving us around. One night I spend the night at another friend's house that lives within walking distance of this friend

and his live-in uncle, quote unquote. And we get a wild hair up our ass. We should fuck with Jerry. Let's fuck with Jerry. We'll go and we'll throw some eggs in his at his car, right? And it'll be funny. Well, what ended up happening was a couple in the group got a little too aggressive and

they found the doors were open and they egg the inside of the car, the outside of the car and then toilet paper the entire car. It didn't take five minutes for anyone to figure out who exactly did this and when they did it and where they were staying. Like, it all came crashing down the very next morning. The guys house we were staying at, the parents came downstairs and she was a raving lunatic. You did not want to get on this mother's bad side. And she was standing above us.

We were like all sleeping in the basement on the floor. And when we woke up, she was standing above us. The police are waiting for you at, let's call it, at Jerry's house. The police are waiting for you all at Jerry's house. The stomach drops out. Yes. You're like, oh no. And my friend was kind of trying to like do a little dance.

He was like, what are you talking about? We didn't leave that. I don't want to hit. She was so pissed. And I was like, fuck, we're busted. And no shit, the cops, the mother, Jerry. The people had been so nice to me. So nice to me. And it just, it stabbed a dagger in my heart. I felt so fucking bad for years I felt bad about this.

I never knew how to say, I'm sorry. Yeah, I should have. I really should have. And I just thought to myself, for one minute of funny, it was like three years of guilt. Oh yeah. And so while I understand the prank, I also know that it can be destructive

when done incorrectly, right? Little throwing toy the paper at people's houses, whatever, you gotta go clean it up. I mean, I don't even think you can do any of that anymore because we saw House T. P. the other day. But cameras. I know. But yeah, these kids are never going to know and everyone's a terrorist now. It's like you do one and people shoot people for no reason. So you really got to be careful. My kids are certainly not going to be up to those shenanigans because

by then even yeah, that's right. They're gonna live in under the pool. Number one, and number two, even thinking about destroying, destroying property is probably gonna get you in jail that thought police, the AI is gonna come for you or whatever. So I'm just reading about pranks gone wrong, speaking of pranks gone wrong in New, in Texas,

in this middle school, two kids dropped a stink bomb, like concentrated fart smell. They dropped it and it ended up that like 13 people went to the hospital because it smelled soap. And the kids got arrested. They got arrested. Arrested. They're going to jail. So they were just like throwing up

profusely people were like yeah I can just see like people jumping out of the window the band teacher has the shits again everybody out do you ever the story about the guy the plane that had the land early because someone took a dump in there and it was smelled so bad. That's just a clear and emergency. Can you imagine? That was in wild night before. That had to happen.

Yeah, I mean, you know, some Taco Bell, Taco Bell Bud Light Coke dealer kind of shits going on there. I clear a room when I was hungover. I'd be like, okay, no one's in the house. Everybody out. Everybody out, quick. Go to breakfast, Julia, go to breakfast. But, hide under the couch.

Put the dogs outside. But these kids got fucking arrested for doing a fart, for doing a fart prank. I mean, I guess when people go to the hospital, you're probably in trouble. And it allowed them extra layer of trouble. It adds a total extra layer of trouble. Whenever the cops get called, it's just bad.

By the way, the cops never arrested us for this particular incident or anything like that. They made us clean it up and we did. And you have, no, that's not good. It was the worst part of the whole, you have reparations. It was the worst part about the whole thing. It's standing out there in the freezing cold for hours on and trying to get egg off the front of a windshield inside of the, oh, it probably like frozen. Oh, Chrissy, it was just a hot,

fucking mass. We had to turn on the car and the eggs were like cooking themselves and smell like shit. Of course, wasn't I don't think that property destruction was quite as bad as the time that we all it was like middle school and they took us to a space camp. How fun the one in Alabama. Yeah the one in Huntsville. So which is pretty common here in Atlanta you go to space camp for a week and you go with your friends. Does everybody loads up on the bus? We're all excited about this.

There are chat rooms with us. We're going to go for just one night. So, we're going for the day, one night. We're going to spend some time in the morning and then we're going to head back to Atlanta. So, they put all these kids in hotel rooms. They try and parse them out as people who are friends, right? So, they're trying to put them in hotel rooms where you have a friend or two. So that ends up being like four kids to a room.

So it's me and three of the other shit-headiest kids in the entire school. They put us all together. I think they kept y'all together. So the day that we go to the space camp, we end up going to the gift shop and the gift shop has a bunch of stuff. It's got the three and a half foot Pixie sticks, you know what I'm talking about? It's got candy, it's got space ice cream,

it's got all this stuff, and we of course, spend all of our money on sugar. Along with that, one of the other ruffians in the group brought an entire bag of Pixie sticks. We're talking like a hundred pixie sticks brought it. So we get to the hotel room whatever time it is, six or seven o'clock at night. It's, we have the entire floor of this hotel.

The chaperones are spread out amongst us. They're watching the hallway to make sure, you know, we're running around the hallways and in and out of doors. And they order pizza, one pizza for every room. So one pizza comes, everybody gets pizza. We end up getting an extra pizza. I don't know how this happened,

but we ended up having an extra pizza. So they close the doors, they lock the doors, they say, okay, everybody good night. Go to sleep, close your doors, done, done for the night. And during that lock-in period, we start eating the pixie sticks late at night. And we got so fucking crazed That we put it's pure sugar 50 pixie sticks half that bag

We put it into the air conditioner in the hotel room. We took the pizza. We threw it up on the ceiling It stuck to the ceiling. We put the pixie that pixie sticks into the air conditioner We turned on the fan on hot it blew the pixie sticks into the air conditioner. We turned on the fan on high. It blew the pixie sticks everywhere. We took the space ice cream. We licked it. We threw it against the TV. We destroyed this hotel room. And... Well, you were practicing for your early days with the blind Willie or... 33 P. 33 P. That was a rock star early on. Of course, I think that a practice to join us. I think bands like, like, Montenegro put cocaine through straws up girls' assholes instead of on the actual HVAC unit, but we were practicing.

That's right. And we couldn't quite carry the TV out the window, but or else we would have done it. We just didn't have the strength in our little arms. We caused the entire school, the entire everybody who was on that trip We caused everybody to be three hours late because we had to go upstairs And try our best to get the pixie dust out of the H. H. C. U. I think my dad had to pay for a new H. B. C. U.

It I was such a little asshole, such a little asshole. I don't know why anybody likes me. I really don't. Sometimes I lay at night and I'm like, I'm just such a horrible human being. I don't say anybody care for me. You are not, you are absolutely not. You're a wonderful human being.

And you were just mischievous when you were younger. Yes, when I was younger. Yes, and I'm praying, praying that karma is not a real thing, so that my children... Oh, but you know that it is. Of course! Of course! Your dad is just waiting.

Yes. He is like, thank God, Brian had children. Mr. Green, this is Vice Principal Snoddenbird from the rich white people's private academy. I've got your son here. Oh, shit. What did he do? Well, Mr. Green, he's done something out orages. He has literally tied a mannequin to look like a dead body from the flagpole of the front of the school with fake blood coming out of its eyeball.

That's a good one, man. I wish I had done that. Excuse me, Mr. Green. We're talking seriously here. No, I'm talking serious. Did it look real? Did it not look real? What's the point?

The point is if my son's going to do something I at least wanted to be good. I wanted to achieve. Your son is not a fit for rich white people at Catholic. Well, sorry. I'll go to the chef's school anyways. Yeah, he's gonna go to the chef's school in Italy. We keep on saying that. Just have this vision. Then I'm paying endless bills for Chefschool across Europe.

Just one more Chefschool, Dad. You mean one more hot chicken Chefschool that you're gonna follow around the country, right, Dad? Right. All right, well, I guess so because you know. What the heart wants, what the heart wants? Yes, it does. Yes, it does.

Chrissy over the last number of years, we've taken aim at lots of stuff, we've had fun with lots of stuff. One of the things that we've hooked on to, mainly because it's, I think it's a hypocrisy that you and I share a real disdain for. And that is people that use religion to benefit their every whim. They twist and turn the Bible or the Quran or whatever you want to call it. The hippie-dippy twists the Buddha's words, whatever. Everybody doesn't. They all twist the dogma to their personal

whims. And that's how they get away with some real shitty stuff, because God told them to, right? God told me to hate the gays. God told me to, you know, dislike black people. God told me to steal from you. Steal from you, yeah. God told me I needed a 20, to the 22nd plane for my fleet.

It's a bunch of horseshit. And I like to point out the hypocrisy because I think it's important. I really do think it's important actually that people understand how hypocritical some of these religious types can be and it's really fucking funny. So it's got it's got like a two-pronged attack. It's funny. It serves a purpose on the show, but number two, it points out the hypocrisy. At least I like to think we're trying to point out the hypocrisy.

Last episode we reviewed a couple who had decided to wait until marriage to kiss. Now I am 99% sure that the gentleman in that video probably didn't want to kiss for other reasons besides God. Didn't want to kiss a woman for other reasons besides God, but I can't for sure make that claim because I don't know the guy personally. But on that, along that same vein, remember the girl in the situation, the woman, the wife in the situation actually did want to have pre-marital physical affection. And he said

no, no, no, no, no, no. He said it was a slippery slope and then bang, bang, bang, bang. You end up bang, bang, and then sex is nothing like they told you it was gonna be. There's no explosion, it doesn't feel good. It's nothing. It's different when you're married. When you're married, it's extra boring. Yes.

So just wait until you get married. But what did he said? In the same line of thinking here, there is something going on online that I've taken notice to. Now, granted, a lot of these videos have very small amount of views. We're talking hundreds of views, not even thousands of views.

But it's out there, and it seems to be gaining some traction. There's a lot of content out there and more bubbling up every day. I took a look at this years ago, I now want to address it. And that is submissive wives, submissive Christian wives. The thought that a woman should be submissive not only to God, but to her husband, her husband, the leader. And I want you to listen as

these people twist and turn themselves to make this sound not as bad as it actually is. Right. Okay. There's a number of examples, but I'd like to start with one couple that I found that I I really think is there. Well, I'll let you I'll let you be the judge of this. We'll walk through it together. Okay. We're going to walk through it in Christ through Christ together.

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Have no idea what their names are. They'll tell us. And they look happy right now. They look happy right now. They've got a man and a woman and a little child. Yeah, so they're sitting in their living room. There's a friendly man, friendly woman, and then what way I assume is a three or four-year-old child.

Hey, guys. Hey. Hey. So we're, Hey, we are so happy. God has touched us in so many beautiful ways. We're hanging out with the Sam, doing some crafts. We got Roweowe just knocked out.

Knocked out. And I wanted to do another video for you guys. We had a really good question come up from our Counseling Questions series. And we thought, oh, this is a question we can go pretty in depth. So we're going to start another series on how to lead a rebellious wife.

So stick over there. Rebellious life. A rebellious wife. Oh, oh, oh, how to lead a rebellious life. So stick to the air. A rebellious life. A rebellious wife. Oh, oh, oh, how to lead a rebellious life. I thought he said life. Shhh. Shhh. Chrissy settle down over there. Jesus, ever you're being rebellious.

I'm pressing you down Chrissy for right now. I'm sorry, everybody. Chrissy's being rebellious. Because we're just going gonna start off with the foundation and then we're gonna give you that first part of how to do that. The biblical couple. Walking with God in your head.

And then is your wife headstrong, stubborn, and unsubisive? We mean, yes. No, what that looks like in real life, but how do we actually define it? Unsubmissiveness or rebelliousness can be defined as the attitude and act of willful disrespect to a husband's leadership. Having her own thoughts. Yeah, having her own thoughts and feelings.

Wow. Shut up, Chrissy. And if you want to know what submission is supposed to look like, then you can actually look at the video that we've been reading. Then read 50 shades of gray because it's got a pretty good description of what submission should look like. This guy? No thank you. I'm before right here. Mm-hmm. Click on that. But yeah, let's keep going.

So what does unsubmissiveness look like in particular? Bitter and angry arguments, not being willing to hear the husband out, cutting him off in conversation, giving the cold shoulder, having a sarcastic and curt tone of voice, physically hitting, like even pushing, slapping, portraying him in a bad light, whether in public or private. I mean, yeah, this is also known as a relationship. I know, for one, for two, it seems weird that every time she says

something that you can tell it's been edited. Yeah. Well, that's him editing. Yeah, he had to end up her. Yeah, it doesn't matter talking too much. God, it's God. Because a woman who talks too much is just out of control. Problem.

She's not walking with God, Chrissy. She's not walking with God, Chrissy. She's not walking with Christ. Because if you remember from Azesials 44 through 333. Iggy Azalia? Iggy Azalia's 33 through 44 says, thou shalt shut thy mouth when the thy husband is in the room. And not fulfilling her responsibility. And to add on to that, going against what he had said or even not heating his advice. Yeah, the Bible talks a lot about rebellious wives.

Proverbs 21 and 9 says, it is better to live in a corner of a roof than in a house shared with a contentious woman. But you're not good. You're not good. Well, the Bible wasn't wrong about everything, okay? I'm just saying. but but but but but but but but but but but but but but

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I don't even know what the fuck this guy's talking about. Some of these people have special Bible. Now they have some like interpretation, like the, I don't even know what the fuck this guy's talking about. Some of these people have special bibles. Now, they have some like interpretation, like the, I don't know, the John Williamson version or whatever it is where twists everybody's words and everything. It's so wide-ranging, there's so many words, there are so many topics that it touches on

that the Bible can literally be used to defend or promote any single agenda that you ever have. You can find a passage that probably supports that. But it's all, it was written so many years ago when attitudes were so different, and these people who are happy to wear their pink target shirt for $15.99, they're playing with Play-Doh, they've got direct TV, they live in a beautiful apartment,

probably Jiveive a fucking Tesla and they're happy to enjoy all of the creature comforts of 2023, but they refuse to bring their brains along with them. It's unbelievable to me. Unbelievable. You know what I think he talked about this in the men's group. I... I Who the last guy was in the men's group? I think the last guy was a men's group and in of himself

We look up men's group you see the picture of that guy And let me yeah, yeah flip to this bookmarked man right here. I'm gonna turn it back there too. And probably of 2017, a constant dripping on a day of steady rain and a contentious woman are alike. Man, just like. I'm annoying. Yeah, very, very annoying. And just a liability in your home. Where you supposed to be.

A liability. It's a fucking human being you're talking about. I know. You know what's a liability? A car accident. That's a liability. It's not a lie. You know what's a liability? A car accident. That's a liability. It's not a life insurance. I need me some, some mis-sum life insurance.

That integrity, but it's not there. So I think we can all agree that it's not an ideal situation to be in, but the Lord is absolutely sovereign over your situation and he has indeed brought you and your wife together. And one of the chief reasons for that is your own sanctification or growth and holiness. So my encouragement to you, husband's out there is to keep plotting along, be courageous, keep marching and keep fighting the good fight. Get in there. Left, right, left. Jesus. Oh my god.

Bring her home a frock and a broom and a dustpan. Let her know you're behind her. All the way. A woman's thoughts. What's that? There's not as a cross to bear, but an opportunity for faith. So the first step is for you to be responsible and self-control. And I know you might be thinking to yourself, I need to be responsible and self-control.

She needs to be responsible and self-control. That may very well be true, but it starts with you, my friend. It starts with you. It starts with... this is his attempt to whitewash this whole conversation. And he's gonna do this throughout the video and throughout other videos we'll watch this guy. But he makes it all sound so, you know,

he's being a gentleman, he's taking control of this. He's zen. Why, you want me to have control? Look at my little wife running her mouth left and right she actually said she doesn't want to cook breakfast this morning how do you expect me to stay in control I have no pancakes you because are the head of the household you are the one that's been endowed leadership Yeah, head of the house hold

I have a feeling Yeah, when you have two heads makes you the head. I have one more head than you do. I'm keeping control with my penis. If you won't listen to me, listen to my penis. That's why God gave it to me. This is how I communicate with God. This is where all the messages come from. I'm like, Carl Lins, hey girl. Do need Tokyo. I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna venture a guess here.

Just let me venture a guess. This woman has her own YouTube channel in five years talking about what an asshole her husband was. How she got out of a submissive relationship. It'll be on TLC. Yeah, I don't know. This, it'll be on TLC. I hope to shit. It's on reality show. It'll be on TLC. I don't know. This, it'll be on TLC. I hope to shit.

It's on TLC. I don't know, but I look at this woman and I don't see a wallflower. No. I don't see a shriveling violet here. I see someone who's just, I don't know what gets into these people's heads. Like, do you think she really wants to be some missing?

Maybe this is her way to control him in that reverse psychology thing. Oh, she lets him, yeah. I can let him think. He's got that per hand. I'm gonna make him wreck this lunch and dinner. Suck his dick three times a day. Take care of the kids.

Let him watch his football. Go on golf outings every other weekend because that keeps, that means I'm in control. Yeah, just as long as I keep control of the finances, honey, just give me those checks. Yeah, that's right. Just give me those checks. Got a time share down in a rubah.

Got to go to a women's retreat. That's what I'm thinking, right? A women's God retreat. I'm self. And on top of that, one of the distinctive features of a grown man is that he has self-control Listen to what this proverb is. Oh my God Because that just excluded like half of the men in politics right now. No!

I know probably a hundred guys. I'm gonna guess that 97.3 of them have no self-control none One of the features of a grown man is that he has self-control and Can talk right or something Alvarves 25 or 28 says like a city that is broken into and without walls is a man who has no control over his spirit. You got to control your spirit otherwise you're going to be trampled over by every sway of your own emotions, your own desires and on top of that. Your wife's emotions and desires and on top of that your children's emotions and desires. Self-control is even one of the fruit, or part of the fruit of the spirit. This guy's got a small penis, but you're 10 bucks.

In Galatians 5, 23. So every Christian should have so-for-control and should be growing in self-control. And we can even think about the Apostle Paul and First Corinthians 9, 27. Yeah, it's the first thing I think about when I have trouble with my life. That's correct, man.

It's 9.2727 and while the numbers Should they should they just have chapter names or something like that? I always confuse me and then like it. He's talking about his ministry and how even in his old age He continues to discipline himself He says but I discipline my body and make it my slave so that after I've preached to others I myself will not be disqualified He's talking about not allowing his fleshly desires and his simple temptations. No, it's not what he's talking about. It's what this guy says he's talking about so that he can get away

with the horse shit around his house. So his wife doesn't leave him tomorrow. And this guy spend one night with Brian Green, this guy, and I guarantee your whole attitude would change. We need to take this guy to a... A mens retreat? We need to take him to a party in the woods. Give him some ayahuasca. Let him chill out. Yes. Then we'll see how uncontrollable he is.

Let me cry like a baby. So that he could be a dedicated servant of God and be effective to be used by God. If you want to be used by God to influence your family and to be a leader, you first of all got to be self-control and responsible. That means being responsible and self-control over your finances. New finance is a new financial role. That's right. You know she's got that checkbook. She's... Oh, no. The new finance is a very player role. That's right. You know she's got that checkbook. She's got the checkbook.

Yeah. Yeah, she's wearing it. She's like, how do you take care of it? No problem. What? Part of me taking care of you. Part of me taking care of you is you not knowing how much money is in our bank account, because there is no money in our bank account, because it's in my bank account.

Because Mama always told me, have your own bank account. My former mother-in-law, Godlover, Godlover, just one of the most beautiful women in the world that I've ever met my entire life. And she openly and blatantly told my wife at the time, make sure you have your own bank account, have your own bank. Darling, I'm gonna tell you something. When that man leaves you and he will leave, you're gonna need your own bank account. You're gonna need enough money to live. So just pretend like you're putting a little money

in the joint account. It's really safe. Yeah, take $30, put it in the joint account. Say, ooh, I'm a little short this month. Take the 4,000, put it in your own account. And you know what? She was right. And wealthy. I'm a little short this month. Take the 4,000 put it in your own account And you know what she was right and wealthy. I didn't leave but yeah, I'm wealthy Yeah, they were wealthy. I was poor

She should have been telling me right my daughter's gonna leave you So here's an extra $4,000 a month in your own bank account. But that's not what she said. She said, y'all had it. And you all need a joint bank account where your paycheck goes right in there so y'all can share. It's called health over your desires and appetites and especially self-controlled over your own spiritual health. And that means your disciplines, your reading, prayer, your church attendance, caring about your spiritual growth. In addition to... Do we really...

Are we really at the point in 2023? I'm asking the audience. We really at the point in 2023 where we believe that ticking off a box that I went to church, a ticking off a box that I've done my reading for the day, or ticking off a box that I've done my 15 prayers before bed is going to magically save us from something. No, but it helps you get rid of that guilt for going to the sex club on the night. Well, that's true. Well, that's true.

That's what it does. If it really did, I would have stuck with a Catholic church, but I didn't, as I found that the only thing that gets rid of the guilt from the night before is drinking again tonight. That's the only thing. Thanks, Echelon. Because then when I get drunk, I can call and apologize to everybody that I offended the last night.

I promise I won't do it again. I'll see you at the club later. I'll be here for a beer. Yeah, you want to meet me for a beer? I'm sorry about that. I didn't have to make many of those phone calls, but I did get a few of those phone calls. And if I did ever make those phone calls, it was probably the Chrisley. The creeps. That's right. I made them do each other. Okay, you were right about the college girls.

Parents don't like me. Okay. I'm right. Right. I should have gotten on the stage last time. You taking the drum. Taking the drum rise or down. We got kicked out of a club one night because it's like a rage against the machine cover band that was playing for the local radio station. We worked for and they were fantastic and the place was packed. And as the show wrapped up and we were just kind of, I mean, we were so crazy drunk. And I was at the bar getting one last drink for last call.

And all of a sudden, I just hear the drums go, chill punching, chill punching. And Chrissy's up there with a drumstick center hand and the drums have fallen off the drum riser. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Look at me! They make it look easy. You know, drummers make it look easy.

They make it look easy. It's, drummers make it look easy. They make it look easy. Yeah. You're not supposed to kick the drums with your feet. You're supposed to hit them with your hands. The kick drum is not literally a drum you kick. It's really important to be consistently doing what you said you would do when you would do it.

And this means consistently denying your own will for the greater will of God. And this is super key to leading by example. And I can say definitely that Shang leads by example, especially in controlling his own emotions. When I'm like in the friends of my own emotions, when he is, when I'm being a silly woman, Shang comes in.

Shang comes in and helps us all out. I'm doing what you say you're gonna do? Seems pretty basic. I don't even think you need Corinthians or. No, you missed the second sentence. She said, doing what you say you're gonna do and putting your own will aside for the will of God, which is, in other words,

tamping down your own feelings, wants and desires so your husband can get what he wants out of the situation. So dumb. Hunting to me with patience and love and kindness and gentleness, what I'm just in an emotional tizzy, um, and he responds me in that way. I see that I'm gonna get the fuck out of this house. I fucking hate you, jing. That's what I'm facing.

We already go to church on Saturdays and Sundays. Do we have to add Thursdays? I can't do that. I can't do that anymore, Shag. You're an asshole. You're just not walking with God right now. Here, let me smack you across the face a couple times and we'll see how you feel.

It's in Corinthians And that makes me want to follow him that much more. Yep, so men go out there since you're belt truth and Be responsible and self-control by submitting yourself to the Word of God and Being the responsible head of the house that God wants you to be. Hopefully this was a great encouragement to you guys. Men go out there and really lead and stay tuned for our subsequent videos

because we're going to keep talking about how you can lead a rebellious wife. There is hope for you. There is hope for you. So let us know if you guys have any other follow-up questions in the comment section below and we will see you then. As your wife and thinking her own thoughts. Has she been trying to do her own thing? Shangs new 12-hour course that you can buy online for 1999 teaches you how to beat I mean lead a rebellious wife you too can have a submissive wife like this

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Here, Shang just mainly talks about what the man should be doing. It's his way, I think, of deflecting what the real ugliness is about. About what the woman should be doing. What the woman should be doing about the submissiveness that some Christians believe their wives should have to men because why I'm not sure. It's got to do with. Yeah, because some silly fucking papyrus paper said it 2,000 years ago.

Come on, guys, let's wake up. You can walk with God. You can love Christ. You can do your prayers. You can do it all. and have a woman that has opinions and does her own thing, has her own goals and adventures in life. It's so fucking silly. Go on Girl's Tribes to Nashville. Well don't get crazy, I don't know about that.

I'll give Astrid any idea. To be quite frank, I don't think I could deal with a submissive life. It would be... Yeah, it would do me no favors. I absolutely need guidance and help. I live in a submissive household, I'm the submissive one. And that's okay with me. It's a team.

It's a team effort where she's the coach. And the main goal scorer and the rebounder. I'm a bench player. Go, go master it. You're the mascot. Go master it. All right, tcbpodcast.com, that's where you go, find out more information

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