The Commercial Break - Smoke On The Holler!

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

Bryan & Krissy go back to East East Tennessee to watch Mountain Monsters hunt down the mysterious Smoke Wolves! It's been a minute, but Mountain Monsters doesn't disappoint, even if we can hardly understand what they are saying. Has Bryan found a worse podcast than TCB? One of the hosts is a bigfoot hunter! It's just TCB with a southern accent Mountain Monsters is back! They’re on the hunt for Smoke Wolves armed with only a can of gasoline Start a raging fire in the middle of the Tennessee woods, why not? Billy the camera man didn't sign up for this Just like TCB, Mountain Monsters keeps a notebook…with drawings and instructions too How do you chew steak with just one tooth?! Are they coyotes? Or just a speaker in the woods? Cue the funny banjo! The hunters become the hunted... Gum gum yum yum! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0.10. Time for those rinky poos. Cheers, genitals! I'm part of those rinky pool. Here's the antidote. On this episode of the Commercial Break. Down there near the crypt, and then I got the smoke running on up to the holler. And I got to get the smoke balls, get your damn steady, and they'd be available to the day they get the dang old, and they'd be like, get the big old meat.

There! The next episode of the commercial break starts now. The Hire's Bones! What the Hire Bones? Ah, yeah, cats are getting welcome back to the commercial break on Brian Green. This is my dear friend and beautiful co-host, Christen Joy Oedley. Best to you, Chrissy. And Bestie Ryan. Best to you out there in the podcast universe.

You know I've been on this hunt for like the last two months to find the worst podcast ever created. That's still out there, that I can still hear. Okay, yes, you just tell me. And I think, you know, so I'm giving like a lot of different podcasts, a 15 minute shot to pitch me on how bad they are. Well, they're not pitching me,

they're actually just, I'm just thinking so there's 15 minutes. That's right. So that we can have some comparative perspective as to just how bad we are. Yeah. What's pretty... I like it. You like it? You like that idea? Better than most, but not as good as the best.

Yeah. If someone wrote that up in an article, I'd be happy with that. I'd be happy with that summary of our podcast. Happy. Media-occurty is where we live. It's our friend. We literally have fallen on work. Yes We have the same falling upward and we all know those people. We all know those people who like you know I don't know they're a mess up and get promoted. Yeah, they're cleaning They're cleaning toilets of McDonald's one day and then all of a sudden they're like the CEO of a major organization You're like how did you do that Dave? I got no fucking clue man

I've just been drinking and having sex with the secretaries. Everything worked out great. But I think I found the worst podcast in the world. I don't want to mention the name, because even the name, in my opinion, is highly offensive. It's highly offensive. But I will say this. Let me explain what it is.

It's a couple of people from Kentucky that live in the back woods of Kentucky, a couple. And they get on every Tuesday night, or they got on every Tuesday night for about a year, and they did this podcast, and I don't even know how to explain it. It's literally two people saying whatever comes to their minds and they are like us. Like us. Yeah, so they use this highly offensive terms. It's also the name of the podcast for everything that they do. That's this.

That's that. That's this. So, the other day I'm listening, so now I'm in this like, Odyssey with this podcast. I can't stop listening to it because it's so bad. It's good. It's so bad. I am now invested in the lives of these two fucking Yahoo's,

and their highly offensive podcasts with the highly offensive name. So the other day, I'm like on episode number 18 of let's call it 50, right? I'm on episode number 18 of 50, and for the first time, the rich and hour long, for the first time, I learned that the woman in this situation, the man and the woman, the the first time, I learned that the woman in this situation,

the man and the woman, the woman in this situation, is a big foot hunter. And Chrissy, this was like, Christmas came early for me. I was so excited that this lady was a big foot hunter because it fits the mold exactly. Exactly. If you're gonna have this podcast and talk about this shit,

putting Bigfoot on top of it is just icing on the cake, my friend. It was delicious. So she was explaining how she was out in her backyard the other day, and she heard a noise, and little rustling, little noise, and she knew for a fact that that indeed was Bigfoot. She knew for a fact she claimed that she heard Bigfoot because she's heard him many times before.

She is describing a noise that to me, and that she starts to make the noise, right? So she's like this. Err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err. I'm thinking about it, so this is like a dog get killed. Whatever's going on there in East Kentucky, whatever. There are a lot of people, and I mean a lot of people who are buying into the fact that Bigfoot is alive.

And well, and a lot of them weaken warrior dad types, like soccer dad soccer mom types, you know, people who live out in the back with their full-time job outside of their full-time job is looking for Bigfoot. I mean, how do you actually hunt for Bigfoot? You just kind of wrestle around yourself? You hang yourself like up by a rope on the leg. Like you take one of your legs, throw a rope around it. You pull yourself up on the tree. Just dangle there a little bit. Cut your hand off.

It's just have to blood go everywhere. I don't know how you hunt a Bigfoot. So many people have been looking for this thing for so long and no one has ever gotten any graphic evidence that it actually exists. There's footprints that scientists have studied. There's supposed a DNA that scientists have studied. There are pictures that have all so far proven

to be nothing but hoaxes. False, yeah. But it got me thinking like, does anybody that has a little bit of credibility, experience with this type of stuff? Does any scientist, quote unquote, believe that big foot is out there? And to my surprise and delight, there are a lot of scientists. There's a whole article that was written last year in the Wall Street Journal about actual

scientists, a whole gang of them that are out there searching and hunting for bigfoot because they believe that bigfoot is real. They, or they at least believe that there's something out there searching and hunting for bigfoot because they believe that bigfoot is real. They, or they at least believe that there's something out there that cannot be explained that has not been found yet, that fits the mold of what everybody is seeing and talking. I mean, I could maybe get behind that. There's different little anomalies that happen in nature.

Yeah, there are. Maybe there's like a great ape, like an escaped gorilla from a zoo, had a family family and now they're all running around something like that Not how I choose to spend my time, but I'm watching closely just in case there we do have an actual big foot sighting I hope it's like Harry in the hinder since I hope it's like I like cheese That movie was terrible. I was so terrible.

It's terrible. So good. It's so bad. It's so good to this podcast. So let me end round here and then we'll get to the topic of the day's show, which is big foot of course. What I have decided, me personally, about the worst podcast in the world,

is that there are some really bad podcasts out there. And I'm not 100% sure we're all that much better. Now, it's not worth it. Because like you said, this late, this couple sitting there and talking about whatever comes to their mind, most of it untrue, absolutely has no facts, probably not funny most of the time. This is an episode of the commercial break with a really southern draw, you know what I'm saying?

That's what I'm thinking about. This guy was literally, he was the guy on the show was describing his anger that someone had taken a turn in front of him at the local gas station, like they had pulled out in front of him. Cut him off. Cut him off. The entire hour is spent with this guy

talking about this one intersection and how the turning lane is wrong and how the yellow light is wrong and this guy talking about this one intersection and how the turning lane is wrong and how the yellow light is wrong and how the police officers ignore it and how and hour this goes on right with her chiming in every once in a while about whatever an hour this goes on he's describing a specific intersection with a yellow traffic light that has that is causing him so much heartache and I thought to myself. We did an episode like that. We did an episode like that too. They're talking about Bigfoot.

We've done 20 Bigfoot episodes. They're talking about, you know, some guys having sex with some other girl in the town and it's a big scandal. That's all we talk about. We're talking about drugs. What? That's a commercial break. I'm thinking about teaming up with these people. They can be our rotation. Well, I feel like we might need somebody. You know, they want to take a big shot for sure. I don't even know where they are. They stop for

like so many other podcasts. They stopped. They stopped at, you know, when they, they stopped probably when they realized that podcasting is not exactly a profitable venture for most. Well, I think a lot of people like we did also got into it during the pandemic. You're sitting at home, you're stuck. Yeah. You know, order a bunch of equipment. It's kind of going. But then later, it's that actual, it's a lot of work.

Yeah, Chrissy and I, Chrissy and I almost threw in the towel that episode four, five, and then everyone after that were like, what are we doing? Look at the fuck, it's listening to this show. No one we know listens to the show, just throwing that, except for Astrid, as to the only one. Oh, you do? No one I know listens to the show.

I got a text message this morning. Oh, yeah, the Rachel. I got text message this morning. How's the podcast? You still doing it? And I'm like, really? Really? If you checked any of my social media lately,

am I still doing it? I'm one of the least popular podcasters out there. Come on. And we're 300 episodes in. So big foot, this lady's a big foot hunter. They put on a big foot conference and I really feel the strong pole to go to this big foot conference. A big foot conference.

You didn't mention that part. Well, in this whole, solidly, that she did, she mentioned, this is the first time I'm hearing about it. Like 18 hours in. And you know those people are funny at that. Oh my God, this is gonna conference.

I feel like these are my people. I need to be there with them. Where is it? The holiday in in Schomburg, Illinois, or something like that, I don't know. Yes, of course. Of course, because that's where the big foot conference is held.

Yeah. And to be fair to the big foot people, like everything we've, we've been talking about this a lot lately. There's a reason why you join a community. It's to feel safe and unjudged amongst other people who. You're tribe. Yeah, you're tribe, that's your tribe. Why, why big foot?

I don't know, because I don't know. That's just, but you know, I didn't grow up in like the backwoods of Kentucky. So maybe it's like folklore that really sticks, you know, grandpa believed in it, Paul, Paul believed in it, whatever, all your cousins and aunts and uncles, someone saw it at some point. That's right. There's a picture of it in the town hall. It's kind of its own Facebook page. I don't know.

I believe that it's possible that there might be like an ape-like creature out there that has been mistaken for this human life. I can get behind that. I can get behind that. Yes. Like, honestly, do some ape escape somewhere or something has a family and now it's breeding across the East or Kentucky. Oh, meet my son, Jeff.

Jeff wants to go to school. Yeah! Meet my son, Jeff! Jeff wants to go to school! I'm getting Jeff a Mickey Mouse backpack! But big foot is one thing. Smoke Wolves, fire monsters, He's one thing. Smoke wolves. Fire monsters. Spider-sputters, creature crawlers, all the other mythological creatures that come in apparently the backwoods of Kentucky. That's the only way they can live.

Yeah, there are so many mythological, that's right, that's the only way they can live, is if they're never seen. Exactly. That's what I find a little bit hard about this all big foot thing, is that it's the year 2023. Everyone's got a video camera.

They have a studio in their hand. Somebody would have taken a picture of something. Billy, for instance. Oh yeah, guys. My job is not to take pictures. My job is to direct myself away from the action every time. For those of you that don't know, that's Billy the cameraman

for our good friends at Mountain Monsters. And that is the point of today's show. The point is, I can get behind Bigfoot. I can get behind Bigfoot. Maybe there's a big foot out there. Maybe there's something mysterious. Some ape-like creature. But some people take the mythological creatures

a little bit too far. And our friends at Mountain Monsters are the ones that I think take it way too far. They have done it again, Chrissy. They are back at the well trying to find a smoke wolf. And they are trying new tactics. They all teamed up. They're ready to go. They're all psyched out by getting the smoke wafes.

They figured out how to capture these smoke wafes. And how could we not, at the very least, take a listen and see what our good friends have got in monsters room. We got season number 300 or something. It's a satire show for sure. Chrissy and I believe this, have believed this since the beginning. This is probably our, what's called our six or seventh mountain monsters in the history of the commercial break.

We love it, we think it's so funny. And the reason why we think it's funny is because it is satire that is taken to seri. It's so ridiculous. That's right. But yeah, it's played as like a documentary. That's right. I mean, yeah, you're there. It's real. Spinal tap for mythological creatures that only run around the woods of East Kentucky. Yes. I'm in East East Kentucky. East East. That's a local very sad one time. I'm in Easter needs Kentucky. Easter needs Kentucky. So, without further ado, I was trolling on the internet.

As you do. As I do like to do. G-C-B Hey everybody out there in the podcast universe, it's time for the dreaded commercial break inside the commercial break. It's season number four. You've heard it all before, so let's get to it quickly. You can text us or leave us a voicemail at 1-855-TCB-8383. Questions, comments, concerns, or content ideas.

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Thanks again for being part of the TCB family. Now let's hear from those sponsors and we'll be back to this episode of the Commercial Break. G-C-B. And I came up upon a brand new clip from the mountain monsters. Yeah, trying to catch the smoke wolves. You want to take a listen to this? Oh God, this is like Christmas comes early Chrissy. Every time I see a mountain monster clip on my YouTube homepage, I get so excited. What are you saying, Huck? I think you, Bill and Willie, get right down there next to Rock Point, build a fire.

I'll stay up here with you guys, bro. We'll keep an eye on you guys and make sure everything's all right. First of all, Huckleberry looks like shit. The fifth Huckleberry they have. Because he's killed. Oh, guys. It's been killed quite a few. Yeah, I'm having some problems.

There's another dead Huckleberry around the corner and I'm a little concerned. So Huckleberry says to Will Bill, Billy, William, Huckleberry, they're all named the same fucking thing. I'll be filling Billy. My name's Billy, too, guys. Don't forget about me. Call John tonight. We're determined to hear them smoke wolves and draw them in. That crazy guys. She's getting a little slick here tonight. He thought he fell tonight. We are bound and determined to get the blood thirsty

seven and a half foot one ton Raging cat called a smoke wolf Right here in our own arms. We're bound to dad. This is the funniest thing about this whole show today. He has a can of gasoline Gonna set that damn thing up fire I'm surprised anybody at the network let them do this Have you met these guys? They got lost in a cornfield one time They almost shot each other in the cornfield. They all had their guns pointed out and they were all blindly walking through a cornfield, listening to the other noises going like, Yeah, we're good, huh? But we've got to remember these are probably the most dangerous creatures we've ever been after. We don't say on our own.

We got to remember of all the troubles in the world right now. The most pressing issue we have is smoke walls. And then they did a, it did like a little animation of the smoke wall. Yeah. Very scary. Our damn toes. This team could be taken out at any minute. You want to build a fire right here at the base of this rock? Yeah, right there where you're at. Why do I always have to yell? Hey, hey, hey, I'm right here. I know. You won't I should start a fire with this gasoline and wood or you want me to just keep holding it

I mean whatever is good with you. I'm right here. I know Why are you yelling not sure how I was raised Why are you yelling not sure how I was raised? Fire I'll smoke brother with these clouds being heavy crazy things happening down here put the gasoline on the wooden all of a sudden They're smoke smoke out smoke out the smoke out this smoke out this smoke right away The best thing about this is the best thing about this to me is that there's such intending doom with these creatures. Oh yeah. Yet they are dumb as a door nail and they literally create things that are going to attract

the smoke wolves to kill them. The one such thing is a smoke wolf. You would call him the military. You would be like, yeah, we get a robot out there to get this guy. And lying low in these hollers, this smoke's going to be held down and carried all through these hollers. Careful. Hollers.

That's why he's hollering. I'm down there near the creek and then I got the smoke running on the hollers. I think I can smoke well and get it down. It's any day to day. It's a day to get it down. It's big of me that Didn't understand a fucking where he said did you start the fire? Yeah, I'm a start to fire That's my favorite hat

Everybody they had that this is exactly what we need She's a blazing this is exactly what we need a She's a blaze! This is exactly what we need. A raging fire in the middle of the Kentucky forest. Yeah. Hey guys! A gas! The fire department's here and said you can't build a fire on your front lawn. Oh right, we're supposed to be in the woods.

Okay! Good for now. Got her going good now boys. Oh yeah! Look how it's smoked hanging low. It's definitely hanging low brother That's what we want We want it all hanging low brother Come here take a look at this fire then take a look at my dick then take a look at the fire which one's bigger be on I can take it

We got that far blazing. You want a third on your meat? Now it's time to start cooking the meat. Oh look the bat on that. Wow. That's our at the Big Bad Wolf loves little piggies. Alright, Flo. Got this one Walmart 1799.

Little piggies. Little piggies. That's not pig, that's beef. That's not big that's beef steak They got the wrong tool for the wrong job For all Nair Willie Scoot it over a little way. Oh, I got big steak here brother. Check that out You got a poor show. Oh, yeah, we're gonna get killed tonight. Oh, yeah

All that fat simmering those smoke wolves are gonna come run It's worse they're gonna die tonight guys. I'm out of here. I didn't sign up for this shit Yeah, go nowhere Billy and William you stay too and will and hook and hook a bear And Tom and Thomas all of you y'all got to stay here If so, we're steak don't you look at that mister That one guy's licking his lips so inconspicuously as to let the camera catch it I see a little bit of foreshadowing for a joke later on down the road when he eats the meat right now. Yeah. Morning, pal.

Coming up. Good job, guys. Good job, guys. We're up here recording with our video camera from 1997 using only state of the art technology. Gasoline, wood and this video camera not attached to a phone. They're out there looking for big food. He's got a video camera like my dad did. Smoke wolves.

Hey guys, I just got a lobbyist question. I mean, I don't mean to interrupt here. But we got all these cameras around us. Why do you have another camera in your hand? Why don't you concentrate on getting the smoke wolf and I'll do the camera in. Bill, yeah. What about the camera? Be careful'll do the Cameron Well, yeah

I'm sure we careful right there slip you actually Okay, yeah, I'm all right. I smoke off my layer. There's looks like around that place Hey, all right you all right. Yeah, I'm okay smoke wolf got my arteries. I wish they would get into a hollowed tree again That was fun. I'm waiting for one of them to get their leg ripped off by the smoke wolf and then the rest of them to be like well Bring in the new Billy Yeah, all these guys are expendable by the way They're I think the core group has stayed since we've been doing this right right? But there's other extras that just keep on turning in and out. Cool.

Come on, Buck. Come on, what, what? By the way, might I say that Buck has lost a ton of weight. What does look slim and trowel? Gotta give it to you, Buck. You're looking slim and trim. Hopefully that helps you run away faster from all of these mythological creatures that you're doing. I knew it was having trouble before. I'm here with!

We've got that fireplace and good, and now we're going to split up so we can watch rock points from both sides. We're going this way, you ready? Now that we got invaded with blood and meat, we're going to split up so as to make it easier for them to kill us. Don't you worry. Yeah, split up. We've got an ingenious plan, it's written right here on my book. It says, when being chased by smoke wolves, split up. Makes it easier for them to eat just one of us.

Yes, I've got a good feeling about the- I think I remember seeing a good spot right out here. And I've got a good feeling about this playing. I wish right now, like they would have background music like, I got a feeling. Yeah, also they have a notebook though, right again, just like how it's here at the commercial break. Yeah, it had a little diagram that said burning meat in the middle of it. Someone actually took the time to draw the fire

with its traction. Do I have the gas? Right over here, right over here, Bill. Pale, yeah. Yeah. You need to turn your cameras back to where you're on. Yeah, kill them like. What?

Kill the lights. Kill the lights. So we can't actually see. Yeah, kill him like, I did. What? Kill the lights. Kill the lights. Let me get actually see it. Yeah, let's get it. Get it all light. What may they like for a total of this? They're hungered down. Yeah, I mean, what else do you do?

What's you, why don't you put the bait down? What's the next thing you do? It waved. I mean, this seems to seem like the most inefficient way to get a misological creature to come your way, doesn't it? Just light a fire, put some steak on it and sit there and wait. They haven't seen smoke wolves. In the decade that they've been doing this show and they've been chasing these dam smoke wolves for a while. They haven't seen a smoke wolf yet. What makes them

think that anything's gonna bring them out of the woods? I don't know, but also what about other animals? Yeah, I never thought about it. For the meat. Yeah, like foxes or coyotes. Anything. Anything real. We buckleberry. That is Earth's No One Hill I Can't Work. When they smell that state, they should come along like a bad out of hell. So just to give you like a little description of what's going on, if I know, I just want to talk about everybody has kind of split up. So now they're in teams of two. There's three teams of two. And one of the teams, I guess, is Will and Willy. I'm not even sure what their names are.

They're not important to the story. But one of the guys has no teeth. Literally has one teeth. And the other guy, his eyes are the size of flying saucers. Has that guy blinked the entire time he's been on mountain monsters? No. Last time I saw a fire like this, it was after I was cooking Mountain Dew Myth in my backyard. You like steak?

Hell yeah, you know I love steak. I'm gonna help you chew it up with just that one, dude This dude's eyes are huge and how do you chew it up with that one tooth you have? I use my gum Steak steak steak yummy. I'm going down the gum gum gum gum I'm stuck He he he he he he Six six You have you have you have me chewing a down with the gum gum gum gum Let's create it

Play creative I'm surprised you can think with that much method in his body Got it Damn it Listen how quiet it is I know I was listening to that I know I was listening to it. I can't hear it. That is pretty stupid when someone says that. Listen out, quiet it is.

Can you hear how quiet it is? No, because it's quiet. This is stupidest thing we say. I'm just realizing this. I say this all the time. Man, listen how quiet it is. Man, come over here and feel this air. How come I feel good about this? That smoke's drifting right down into the hall or

fading up against that. Oh! Oh! Oh! Is that play-o-d? Oh! Oh! Oh!

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You wouldn't catch me dead. No If that noise actually came out of the woods, I would be running as fast as my feet would take me. Feet don't fail me now. I'm out. It started, boys. It started, boys. But should I redo that? Was that Arnold Schwarzenegger enough? Should I redo that one? It started, boy. It started, boy. It started boys, but should I should I redo that is that was that was that Arnold Schwarzenegger? Enough should I redo that one? It started boy. It started boy. It started boys.

I mean how many of this line? Hey, guys, can you do that line one more time? Appreciate it. They're sounding off. But how do you listen to a man or a reason? Hale. And listen to a man or a razor tail. What if one just jumped out of the dark and under their face? That's what we're all waiting to see. I know! That's what the entire audience is waiting to see. The entire audience is waiting for their impending death. But it never happens because they're never close to anything. That is literally a speaker in the woods.

Hey guys, I got this sound to fix CD over at Walmart. I figured I'd put it in the car and started. I've got some wolves in and stuff like that. Oh, it started now. We're definitely here. They're not too far down in that hole or there. All right, you guys, stay ready because if them coyotes smell that I guarantee the smoke will smell oh, yeah, okay

Game all right guys. Let's make loud noises over these walkie talkies so they know exactly where we are 10 for I'll be right there One now Oh no. What is that? Like a dragon? Yeah, I mean, no, it's the second guy just like, the gate clothing. That's the gate closing from that hair golf club country club next to us. You know these guys are sitting somewhere like in a small patch of woods next to a strip strip wall. Hey will you hear that?

Hell yes I heard that. Yeah man I can't hear nothing now. Did you hear that nothing? Anybody else hear that nothing? There's a smoke wolf right there. I'm blue. I'm blue, the smoke wolf. There was nothing.

He shipped the hell up. I tell you what, Willie, why don't you and Bill head straight down to where you go? I'm willing, girl. Shh, me luck and Jeff will stay up here and keep an eye on the wrong boy. Why don't you willy-william will in Weston Himer go down there

and see if you can find something. By the way, do you hear that? Nothing? I can hear it well. Flound. Flound. All right, we're heading down over the bank We're heading down over the Idea, good idea anytime there's a smoke wolf in my vicinity. I had to order it not away from it

Hey guys, you want me to try and get this on tape? No, no, no, no, no, you stay there I want to alert the smoke wolves do me a favor turn the camera in the opposite direction of anything that's happening. We would appreciate it. Okay, I'm just gonna put it down to the ground to shake it real hard. Perfect. That's exactly what happens every time they get on the tail of somebody that just starts shaking the camera.

Her dim coyote. Tickle come right down in the back where we heard dim coyote. Something's just not right here. Well, I'm glad you sent well, and built down over that hill. Something's just not right here. I usually have a bowel movement by now and I don't even hear anything rumbling. Something's wrong here.

I can't hear nothing. You might have been able to make it down over. That's too fat. Can't make it. I thought those two fat fuckers can't make it. He said those two fat can't make it. That's it's not those two fat fuckers. Can't make it. He said those two fat can't make it. That's what he said. Those two fat kids can't make it.

Excuse me, but who you calling a fat? I'm sorry, just how? Banner Brown. Put some levity in the show. Burnin' Brown. Funny Banjo. Burnin' Brown. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Thank you, thank you.

You got to watch out these big rocks over there. They could be hiding right behind them. Oh, come here. They could be hiding. Like the smooth wool. This is the hiding behind the rocks. Yeah, they're waiting for you to show up. He's been sitting out there all night, cooking meat on a fire.

He hasn't showing up yet He's not showing up. You know what I'm saying? And let's go to the rock where he's hiding so that we It's so stupid All right, come on up, come on up I'm dead. What was that? It was was tree branch What's that it's a tree Can you hear that tree anybody else hear that tree You see anything oh

You see anything? Oh! I broke the bell and I fell down. What the hell? How is it that they're close? That's me guys, I'm taking a whiz! I don't see anything! I did a 360 with the camera and the only thing I could see is YouTube fat bastards! No, I'm sorry!

Did I offend you? Aim the right beside us! There you go! I'm sorry. Did I offend you? I'm going to repassard us. Damn, what was that? It's our dead end. We need something to roll around us. We're damn predictable. We need to do something. Hey Buck.

Yeah, we'll... We're here in the noises all the way around us. That thermal would... Well, you guys are about dead. So, uh, have anything to say to your wives and children? No, that we can do for you now. Over and out. Yes, we're about dead.

Help a hell of a bunch right now. I mean, I love it. I'm gonna see. What I'm getting there, painting here, is that there's, there's surrounded by smoke. They're surrounded by smoke. Yeah, you can even hear them. To me, sounds like a purring cat. Put through a processor. First of all, second of all, they're surrounded by trees and branches. Third of all, Put to a processor. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Why not the smoke wolves? Hey before you guys died you think you can get a picture of the smoke wolves over and out

It's for the last time Wait before you say goodbye to your children can you get a photo of the smoke wolves and text it to the group on what's that? Here let me start a new group right before you die group here let me start a new group right before you die group there's no way we'll go down that rock face like that there's no way we're gonna be able to save them now we'll just stand well what do we do with the meat anybody anybody else hungry how done by now it's about. It's been smoking for a while. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Who cares about their friends?

He's like, in no way we're going to get down there like they did. Oh, shit. Hopefully they make it. What do we do now? Crap services, I'm not sure. We'll drop down on that lower road and come in now. What's going on? William Bill just radioed over.

Alright, is everybody ready? Lower! Bam! That's going lower! And they're dead! Lower road! They're near a road? Yeah, there's a road.

Now they're on a four wheeler. Where's the road? Although they're in the hall. The hall? I think it's from the holler to the road. Oh my God. I think it's something circle on them, and it's sound big. This guy's been world-trible right now.

We need to get down there and get them boys some backup. Get her back. Let's get her back. Get her back. Put your foot on the pedal, but before the smoke wolves get to meet. Can't waste that meat. Yeah, we're gonna have to feed Will and Billy's children. Given that they're dead and y'all.

I ain't hearing them now. I didn't hear them run off. Just their luck. The smoke him run off. Just their luck. The smoke was took off. They took off. Just their luck. They were circling and surrounding, but now they took off.

Now they took off. The good news is they're not going to die. The bad news is another inconclusive episode of Mountain Monsters. Got a bad feeling. We're being bad feeling. We're being stalked. We're in hell, they're going to keep our eyes open. Let's work right down.

Well, that's no problem for that one guy. His eyes have been open the entire episode. Those are crazy eyes. There's only a couple times in my life. I've seen eyes like that. And that's when my eyes are also like that. Everyone's eyes were like that. Here, let's cut right down.

All right, take point in the wall, I'll cover the backs. Man Bell, we need to work right down the hill where we just heard them coyotes. It doesn't blink. Yeah. Man Bell, we need to work right down where those coyotes. And if it's any indication we did survive,

because I'm doing a cutaway, just a little foreshadow in there for you. I'm taking a moment to talk to the camera before I go to my impending death where the smoke walls are stalking me. I'm taking a moment to talk to the camera before I go to my impending death

where the smoke walls are stalking me. I'm taking a moment to talk to the camera before I go to my impending death. Where the smoke walls are stalking me. Hey guys, before you die and everything, can I get a couple cutaways just for editing purposes? You know, oh sure, no problem. I'm taking a moment to talk to the camera before I go to my impending death. Hey guys, before you die and everything, can I get a couple of cutaways just for editing purposes? You know, oh, sure, no problem. No, I have to name things.

Be sure to up. We need to try to find out where the hell they went. But we need to take our time. This is smoke wolf territory. I don't know where the hell they went. He he he. What do you need to do is take your time. We need to hurry up and follow them,

but take our time. We don to hurry up and follow them, but take our time. We don't get hit of ourselves. We don't want to actually see them. Just want to hear them. We don't want another season of Mountain Monsters. We need to get down there with them, because whatever it is, keeps coming inside like, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Whatever it keeps coming inside. What are they talking about? These guys are just, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, keeps coming inside like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Whatever it keeps coming inside. Silence. What are they talking about? These guys are just, this is, season number 20, they're losing their lustre a little bit. They're just, it's just a bunch of like night vision photography and guys yelling at each other. And then occasionally the funny banjo comes out, D-Darn, Darn, Darn! Oh, sp- bastard!

Darn, Darn, Darn, Darn! Come, come, yum, yum! Come, come, yum, yum! Ha-ha-ha! Hmm, hmm. Oh, here we go! Hang on Jeff! Oh, hey!

Yeah! Hey! Yeah! Their friends are dying and they're having fun on the four-wheeler We got to get down to those guys before they die Pay attention bro pay attention bro What the hell? Damn nation is that! The problem! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, That was the Friske Kiddies. The Friske Kiddies in the mountain and the smoke-wolves are taming up to get out of the cart. Alright, the smoke-wolves are close.

Get out of the cart and make yourself more accessible to their teeth. Dude, that sounds like a massive dogfight. Listen. They are getting something over there they almost got them almost got almost got a photograph of the tree that poked you in the back I would say that my CD of Halloween noise has turned out pretty good, huh? It's it! It sure did!

Oh! Hey! That's my favorite, every episode, there's a point in the episode, when everybody starts screaming like that. Woah! Eee! I know! It's like an old episode of He-Ha.

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