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he requested my friendship on Facebook and just, just because I wanted to be nice at the to be nice at the moment I don't accept a lot of friend requests I
actually know somebody but I was like okay we've communicated a couple times
in the Facebook group let me accept his friendship well I accept his friendship
let me accept his friendship this is a fucking weird world we live in we accept
this friendship I'm gonna heart Seth Rogan's
Like I'm living on you know
Coffee MSNBC and Seth Rogan's life
I told the police officer at the front door. I was here to serve the results of the commercial break
recording the first time in the studio clearly I can see you two fuck-ups can't figure shit out Because if you could do cocaine, heroin, LSD, ecstasy, if you could do all of this stuff without fear of repercussion or major repercussion, I mean, I think we're talking about small amounts, you know, like... What I did here was that they're gonna focus on treatment.
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You would still be in trouble.
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I just started twatting.
I'm sure they love that.
Classic co-bear.
Classic.
Classic.
Yes, Seth Rogen liked my tweet or better yet,
he liked my reply.
It's probably better.
I should be honest about this.
He liked the reply.
It is huge.
Because I, you know, then like an obsessive little girl,
I went and saw how many other people he liked their replies.
And it was like zero.
I saw him replying to nobody else.
I saw him liking nobody else's reply except for mine,
which I thought was big.
But, you know, I gotta leave it there.
Because like a little school girl now.
I was like, oh, what other funny things can I say?
I'm sorry.
Catches attention, catches eye. The second I say? I'm trying to catch his attention, catch his eye.
The second reply.
The second reply didn't catch his eye
because he was probably like, you know,
fucking obsessive creep.
GCP Brian was cool until he had the second reply right away.
It's like when you like a girl, I mean,
I don't know if you've been through this experience,
but there's been times when you have that,
there's that internet person that you know, what you don't really know if you've been to this experience, but there's been times when you have that internet person
that you know, what you don't really know.
And then they say something online.
I mean, this happened long before I got married.
I just want to qualify that.
But they say something online.
And then you're like, you're thinking in your head,
I'm like, what's the cute funny thing
that I can say that doesn't make me sound like an obsessed asshole?
Makes her laugh and gets her attention.
Didn't work then, doesn't work.
And Seth Rocket doesn't like me anymore because of my tweets.
Plus I only have one follower.
So he probably looked at my, so he probably didn't actually.
Yeah, I know it's you and Jeff.
And let's be honest about it.
Seth Broker did not go look at my profile.
He's got better things.
It's got 8.7 million followers.
I mean, he would have thought you were a bot because you really can have four subscribers.
I have four subscribers. My life, totally, Jeff.
And some guy was a painting business.
I was like, painting.
Love your tweets, bro.
Thanks, Jose.
I think that's the worst marketing ploy in the world.
It's the like, you know, there's,
I gotta tell you about something.
Tell me.
And this is now our third of your time recording this.
So I have to tell you something, dude.
We're a little loopy.
There's a guy that, that I,
I was like in a business Facebook group with him
and he requested my friendship on Facebook
and just because I wanted to be nice at the moment,
I don't accept a lot of friend requests
and it's like actually no somebody,
but I was like, okay, we've communicated
a couple of times on the Facebook group,
let me accept his friendship.
Well, I accept his friendship.
I accept his friendship.
Let me accept his friendship.
Assistant, you fucking weird world, we live in. Let me accept his friendship. I me accept his friendship. This is such a fucking weird world we live in.
Let me accept his friendship.
I'm gonna heart Seth Rogan's,
it's like I'm living on, you know,
coffee, MSNBC, and Seth Rogan's likes.
And so, let me accept his friendship,
just to be, you know, a nice guy.
And then he calls me, like, I don't know, 30 minutes later, he calls me.
Yeah.
And then he and I don't answer,
because I'm like, oh, it's the first time
he's ever called me, it's a Friday night at like nine o'clock.
I'm like, I'm like, I'm gonna answer this guy's fucking phone
calls Friday night at nine o'clock.
Who does that?
Who calls, first of all, second of all,
the election's going on, like, who's doing any work right now?
Like, don't work.
Even when you called me a Friday at two o'clock,
I wasn't answering your phone call.
Now you're calling me at 9 p.m.
And then he texted me,
saw that you were online, bro.
Just thought we should check.
And I'm like, you motherfucker.
Now, if I block him,
then it's gonna be a total dick move
and like all the other people in the Facebook business group.
Cause there's only like 100 people
in the Facebook business group
and they all really are relative to my business.
But now I'm gonna be the dick who's blocking people.
Fuck.
Now I'm in a situation.
So now this not only happened Friday night,
happened Saturday night and then it happened again today.
Like this morning I'm on my Facebook page
and he hits me up on a text message and he's like,
hey bro, see that you're online,
you want chat for a few?
Ha ha ha.
Chat for a few about what?
About what text me text me when you want to talk about
I'm gonna say you need to make an appointment to talk be like a normal human being in text me
Why do we want to talk on the phone random face?
Face time calls to yeah, we're just like
I'm in my robe with a glass of wine in my hair
That's my son I'm a girl, they face time. How do you want? I went by a robe with a glass of wine in my hair. Is everyone good?
That's my son.
That's my son, every five minutes.
That's like with not face time.
He one time Facebook, my ex-girlfriend.
One you know, and I was like, oh, shit.
Of all the human beings to touch in my fucking, to hit on my fucking contact list, you hit
like the super double ex, right?
I should have taken that phone number out a long time ago, but the FaceTime, now luckily she didn't answer it,
but now I'm stuck wondering if she's wondering if I'm thinking about her all the
time. Like I knew he'd be back. Yeah, I see how happy you're marriage with two kids. Yeah,
you're trying to FaceTime. Yeah. I knew you'd be back.
It's so funny. Brian, I don't know which way to look at you. Well, now here we are.
And for those of you who are listening in on the podcast,
Chrissy looks awful different today because she's actually in the studio. We actually have her in the studio. Yes! Ah!
Yes.
It's Chrissy!
Yes, I'm so happy to be here.
I know. My wife, my beautiful, beautiful wife, and Gustavo!
Gustavo!
My beautiful wife and Gustavo got straight to work on the studio here, which you can now
view on YouTube.
Now, if you're watching this, so that's for the people who are listening.
So now go to tcbpodcast.com.
You can see all of the episodes are now up there on YouTube.
We're about 10 deep, I don't know, 50 clips or something like that.
You can go and digest small bits of it if you don't have an hour of time to waste, or
if you just hate us, you just want to like, hate, watch us for a few minutes.
You can do that in the morning in like three and four minute installments.
I've done that for you. You're welcome.
And then you can also go read the show notes and join the break room for the after show.
Though we didn't do an after show last week. We may not do an after show this week because
if you're watching this on YouTube now, you'll notice that the video quality may not be the kind that you're expecting out of a multi-million dollar
studio from TCB podcast, because just like Chrissy and I
have done this entire podcast journey,
anytime we do anything new technical,
we fuck it up majorly.
And so I failed to realize that the camera that I was using,
I'll give them a shout out, the Canon Rebel T6i, which was recommended
all over online for video streaming,
like making your face, you know,
get your YouTube channel, make lots of millions of dollars
with your Canon T-Rebel TXI.
You too, can make lots of money.
You too can make lots of money.
Look at me, I'm a YouTube sensation.
You can do that too, you just to get your Canon Rebel T6i
and hook it up to your computer.
Now, what the guy did failed to tell me
or what I may not have watched all the way
to the end of the video is that you can only record
29 minutes and 59 seconds each time that you record
on a DSL or camera.
Now, why is that?
Well, I just learned in the 15 minute interval
we took between recording two different episodes that, uh, that because it because of regulations, man, regulations.
I'm not sure what regulations. I don't even know what the fuck that means. Regulations.
What are the regulations? Here's the regulations. This is my guest, Chris. Are you ready?
I'm going to fill you in with a little, I'm going to smack down a little knowledge on you.
Okay, I'm ready. Video camera companies and camera companies are the same thing, but they don't want you
using your camera camera for video camera in, they want you to buy another video camera
for your camera camera.
You know what I'm saying?
Makes sense.
That's right, it's like the crack dealer.
I don't even know what that means, but I now know in Oregon you can smoke crack freely. Yes.
Stop it right now.
You're Ashkin for the bar.
Here's the thing.
We had a couple of very important stories that happened in the time.
Actually, we haven't recorded it in a while.
The last time we recorded it was like two Thursdays ago, right?
I think so, yeah.
The Thursday before the election.
Now we're recording the Monday after the election.
And we've had some-
So we'll fill in a little hungover.
Yeah.
And so why we're recording on Monday instead of Thursday.
We had a few big breaking news stories,
and I think we should just get right to them.
We should hold no suspense over our audience,
and we know they're waiting on baiting breath.
So here it is. Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are not divorcing because
they were never married. Correct. Because they were never married, according to Chrissy
Hothley. Now, I have not verified this with any news outlets. They're not married. Just
to let you know. The news outlets do not determine the outcome of my marriage. I just want you
to know that. That's true. I don't know when we started of my marriage. I just want you to know that.
That's true.
I don't know when we started thinking, yeah, I don't know when we started thinking that
the news outlets had any bearing on my wedding, but doesn't.
Okay.
All right.
So here's the deal.
Break out.
Blake Shelton, noted Trump supporter, Gwen Stefani, noted Biden supporter.
There was some conversation that they were going to split up.
Whether or not that was a divorce or not really depends on whether or not they were married or not.
Information that I cannot give you because I yet to pick up my phone in the last two hours I've learned this.
So, but I'm here to tell you that this is fake news. Fake news, they are not getting a divorce or
separating from their engagement. That's it. Good show. Yeah.
Great show. Congratulations. Thanks everybody. Talk to you later.
I thought that was... How could you...
That is breaking news.
How could you live in it in 2020?
Yeah.
Kelly and Conway and George Conway.
Yeah, I don't understand that.
Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, how do you do that?
I don't know.
I don't know if my wife felt differently than I did about the current election cycle that
I could live in the same household with her.
Because I think we all are getting a little...
That would be hard.
Yeah, as much as I'd like to think I'm not getting emotionally attached to the outcome
or the results or the things that are going on, I think it's hard not to.
I think everyone in the mirror... Here's what I know about this election.
We'll get to it.
Here's what I know about this election.
Everyone is invested in the outcome.
Everyone, whether you like Donald Trump or hate Donald Trump, whether you like Joe Biden
or just despise the guy, everyone was invested in everyone showed up.
150 million of us went out there and voted.
And that's like, what was that like 62% of the registered voters?
I'm gonna know what the other fucking 38% are doing.
Where are you?
What are you doing?
I don't know.
It's gonna work for some of it.
That's good, that's takeoff.
Your boss wouldn't let you off work.
It's crazy, where did you go?
Yeah.
Everyone is invested in the emotionally,
in the outcome of this election,
which was called on this last Saturday,
by the way, for Joe Biden, by the press.
Now, by the press, has not been ratified or verified
or whatever, what exactly we had to do next.
What's next?
It is certified.
The states have to certify,
and it's just a little bit of a process,
but that's always been the case every year,
every time there's an election.
They always have to certify and count absentee ballots.
It's just, you know, everybody wants that instant thing
on Tuesday night and it just wouldn't happen in this year
and that's okay.
There's a pandemic.
Not every election has been certified.
Who is that?
John Q.
John Q, that's your last name, John Q.
Of course, it's not your big dummy.
But I don't want to, I don't want the liberal needs to find out where I live. So I'm not using my real name
Chrissy not every election is certified
Okay, yes, that's correct
You sell somebody I don't want to argue
That is correct because I bring the facts facts and only facts I
Have been certified a
grandmaster by the by the group 10chan 10chan dot com dot org dot zz and I want
you to know that I am a certified investigator for Donald Day Trump. How did
you get in here? What do you mean I don't get here? I called in. How did you get in here? When do you mean I got here, I called in.
On it, I get in here. I told the police officer at the front door I was here to observe
the results of the commercial break, recording the first time in the studio.
Clearly, I can see you two fuck-ups can't figure shit out.
How am I supposed to trust the media? If you can't even press record on your DSLR?
I guess you got a point there
Exactly now extrapolate that information taking all the way to Phoenix, Arizona and you clearly see what's going on
Yeah, I have a question for you
Is Jeff a dog person?
No, are you sure? Yes, you don't see a tail at night. No, what about a lizard person? No, he doesn't have a lizard head. No, okay
What you know and you are you a certified investigator? Yeah, I'm 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, calm calm calm
No, okay, well, I may give you an invitation just so you can see real service and real facts in action
Just letting you know now the impact of the certification of the election certification of the election is ratified by the constituents of these elected democratically elected United States of America
By the way if you do not agree with certification and the ratification of these results of this election of these democratically elected United United States of America
You are in fact a liberal elite and I'm just letting you know that
Do you or do you not drive a car with four wheels?
I do.
Liberal elite.
Do you or do you not live in a building where they have balconies?
I do.
Oh, that must be nice.
That must be nice.
I live in my mom's name and the only grandeur that I have allowed myself,
because I now believe in liberal elitism and wasfulness,
the only grandeur that I have allowed myself is I don't believe in liberalism and wastefulness. The only
graduate that I have allowed myself is my Wii, my Nintendo Wii, just letting you know.
Oh, that's a Wii.
No, excuse me. Do I look like a Wii consumer to you? Do I look like a Gen-Axer running around,
smoking weed, ignoring my civic responsibilities to carry a gun to the library. Do I look at it?
You sound like you need some. Well listen, carry my go to the library to protect people. That's the only reason why. Okay.
Sounds good. And I identify with those people.
Those are people who walk amongst us. Okay, we have to get back to the show. I will be here observing.
I want a court battle. I'm taking it all the way to the
Supreme Court. Okay, well, we'll, we'll get our attorneys. Yeah, we'll get our attorneys
right down. You know, do you a lawyer to be represented in the American and these United
States just letting you know that? Okay, you say these United States like like there's
other United States. No, I'm saying these United States just to make sure I ever go understand
the news ones. Okay, I'll get back to you.
Okay, keep going to red.
Darko.
Okay, great.
Nice.
So the results have not been certified back to it.
The results have not been certified as a Monday,
but I mean, everyone's celebrating
because I think the press is making a call based on the...
Popular votes.
Popular votes.
And the electoral votes.
Well, the electoral votes, right?
The electoral votes are based on the popular votes
on each date, and then they usually vote that votes. Well, the electoral votes, right? The electoral votes are based on the popular votes in each date and then they usually vote
that same way.
So it's, you know, it's Monday and we have been, woo.
Woo.
I've been up.
Everyone's emotionally invested in this.
And what's, again, what's clear to me is that, you know, as much, I voted Republican.
I just say that right now.
Me too.
I voted Democrat.
I consider myself a true middle of the road independent.
Maybe falling in a little bit on the libertarian side.
You don't leave me alone.
I leave you alone.
We do all that good stuff.
But I feel a certain way about this election.
You don't need to listen to too much of the show to figure that part out about it.
Everyone's emotionally invested in this.
Yeah.
This is just so different.
I think there was just a sigh, a collective side of relief that just the chaos maybe coming
to an end, or maybe like an actual plan of how to move forward.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I think since Trump likes to make it, it's like a reality show.
It's what he knows.
Yeah.
It's a bunch of drama, followed by more drama, followed by more drama.
And if you're a Republican, I can understand that you're getting your,
if you're a hardcore Republican,
I can understand you're getting your way.
Like things are happening in your direction.
So maybe you hold your nose and you deal with it.
I don't see things quite that way.
Me personally, even though I agree with some
of the Republican points of view,
I don't see things necessarily that way
because I think that the head of the snake
is the rest of the body follows.
And so if you've got a bunch of chaos and drama
in the White House, you're only focusing on the camelop
part of this and every day everyone's hanging
on the every tweet and moving this way
when he says move this way,
that way when he says move that way and only other stuff.
Very unstable.
Yeah, and so I think you know what to be honest with you.
I wanna not talk about politics for a little bit.
Yeah.
So that's why I'm choosing to back somebody
that I don't think we're gonna have to talk about politics too much.
Let's talk about it every once in a while when a vote comes up
or putting a new justices or we gotta look at it in a pointeer
or whatever that.
We all should be paying attention,
but should we be paying attention to this much?
I mean, no.
And I think everyone is just like the reaction you saw on Saturday
was just like a big, collective sigh of relief.
Yeah, of weight being lifted.
100%.
I mean, yeah, so,
so Chrissy's feeling it.
I'm tired.
I was hungover.
We were poppin' champagne and dance and all around.
And Kamala.
Huge.
Yeah, Kamala.
For women, you know, to have that 100 years after we
Gamed the right to vote which it seems where they're we never had the right to vote But anyways, we gain the right to vote in 1920. That's now 2020. It's a 20-
20-
Kamala is you know mixed race historic
Yeah, it's a mixed race first woman. It's a whole the higher office. It was happy
It was just yeah, because I of relief in just a historic moment.
I even be partying harder, I think, on the inauguration.
Yeah, inauguration.
You get a file.
Well, listen.
And it's certified, John Q.
I am not.
There's no way by no window selection wants all legal votes are counted.
By the way, stop the counting in Pennsylvania,
start the counting in Arizona. Count my votes, not your votes. Okay, just listen, that's
part of the problem. You guys have a mixed message. I think you ought to get on a Zoom phone call.
We have many Zoom phone calls. I have three a night actually with all four of my additional
members of the investigative squad. Make sure that we don't overthrow these democratically
and elected the United States. I'm just letting you know that. Okay. Make sure Jeff
on a dog person. Check back. I'm not a woman that I know of. And so-
But you play what on TV?
By dooms.
Uh.
I'm not a woman. You know a lot about women. I do't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know as genetics are concerned. So I can't imagine what it's like to feel
like you don't have the same rights or privileges
as someone else.
I won the skin color lottery,
I won the middle class lottery,
I won the man lottery, I won it all, essentially.
And that's through no doing of my own,
through no fault of your own.
You happen to be a woman.
I think, checked.
Can I check?
No, no, no, no, Henry.
Henry, you tried that the last time.
I went out.
No, I didn't.
I just wanted to make sure you were folding
the clothes correctly in my closet.
Can I help it?
I just wanted to check and see.
I thought maybe you were wearing my jeans and you were wearing yours and not.
Just wanted to make sure everything was okay.
I can't believe women can vote in your country.
Yes, of course they can, Henry, though they can't vote in your country.
Of course not.
Men in women have two totally different mineral makeups.
Men are made of steel and vinegar and women are made of dirt and brittle bones.
And sugar and spice and everything dying.
Well, it depends on who you are.
I've been asked earlier on the grand day.
What she's made.
If you ask me, she's made of vengeance and of attorneys.
That's what I know.
Listen, I may be a little, not maybe this is not the best conversation for me right now,
because I'm still a little upset about my tough ending the voice.
The wound is still raw.
The wound is still very raw.
But what I do know is that women should probably have their own voting section.
I think this will make you feel better, right?
Correct.
If you have your own voting section, we have our own voting section, and then our votes
count first, and then we decide, and then you think about things later on.
I don't know.
Okay.
What is that on there?
This is how it works in my country, and it's been working fine for ages.
Which country is that?
I don't know to say right now, I'm under a few investigative problems here, and yeah,
I don't know to say.
But just so you know, we vote first, they they vote second We decide they talk about it at tea parties
Yeah, but they you know they have their own tea parties and
We only have to have four five security guards party party just letting you know
And we fought hard for that one let me tell you
I wanted then I wanted then I didn't I don't trust what the women are up to in this country
No, sorry, but is anyone see my ex-wife by the way on Twitter anything like that? I know your friends are Seth Rogan now
You have you heard his music? No, he hasn't okay. Well listen. I've got to go and I got to go and fix this broken website
I think it's best that you do go okay. Bye. We We put kiss universe over here. Bye. Okay. Bye. Hey listen
You got that from extra time to come over later on tonight. That's night. Okay. I do have a load of 31
Three. Okay. Okay. Just checking. Okay. Fuck you later. Bye. Bye. Bye, Henry. Oh, wow. Henry's the sexist. Who knew? Well, I had an idea.
Yeah, I didn't suspect any maybe Henry and and John Cue should get together.
Maybe those two would make a cute couple.
So Tuesday night, the election, so Tuesday, the election day, it took my mom to vote.
No.
Yeah, it was a...
Sweet of you.
No, she has told me many times that this would be her first time voting.
Like over the last four years, she's been at first for the first six months that Trump was in office. She was like all about it.
And she was watching Fox News 24 hours a day. She was getting all riled up. She would come to
dinner and she would purposefully start an argument, you know, like, did you know, like,
well, what's wrong with Trump? You know, what's wrong with Trump building a wall
with a border?
And I'd be like, oh my God.
I mean, do these children make a living cage
just can't they?
Okay, all right.
You know, it's eventually I just stop,
I just stop talking about them all together.
Like listen, well, they just put it down.
But then all of a sudden, about a year in,
she just shows up to dinner one time,
she, you know what, I don't think I like that Donald Trump too much.
And I'm like, oh really?
Why don't you like that Donald Trump too much?
And I think it was something really stupid.
Like, I don't know.
He put somebody in charge of the Department of Homeland
Security that she didn't like.
And I was like, I have no idea.
That was the straw.
I was like, I had no idea that you paid attention to shit like that.
Well, I'm more smart than you think.
So I pick my mom.
So then mom gets all riled up about voting
and she registers to vote electronically.
And everything okay over there?
Yeah, my master found us feels high.
It feels higher, it feels low.
It feels low.
Okay, let me, there you go, how's that?
And then we'll go like that, excuse all the noises.
This is live television.
Back.
Low fat.
This is podcasting in the same room.
This is what happens.
Yes, I like it.
So my mom gets all riled up after over the next three years
and someone registers her to vote.
Texas Gene, you know the one from Texas.
Yes.
That's why they call her Texas Gene, just letting me know.
That's my line.
There's Cleveland Bob and Texas Gene
and then there's the Texas from Arizona.
There's Arizona Texas. There's Arizona Gene, Texas Gene, and then there's the Texas from Arizona. There's Arizona, Texas, there's Arizona, Gene, Texas,
Gene, Georgia, Gene, just in case anybody wanted.
A lot of genes everywhere.
I was wondering.
Me too, happy genes, do you have at your table?
And so she gets all riled up, Texas, Gene gets her
to register to vote, and then on the day of the election,
she asks me if I would come pick her up and take her there.
My mom uses a walker, so she needs a little bit of help.
And I said, you know what mom?
Of course I will.
I think that's a really good thing
that a son can do for his mom.
Take her to vote.
Yeah, that's absolutely the first time.
Now, I don't really know that that's 100% the truth.
I think she might have just forgotten
that she voted for like Kennedy or Excel.
It's not like that.
I don't know.
Yeah.
So we get to the voting place.
There's no one there.
It's an elementary school, no one there. There to the voting place. There's no one there. It's an elementary school, no one there.
There are 35 poll workers.
There are two people voting.
My mom's one of them, right?
And as soon as we pull up to the sidewalk,
there's a lady who greets us.
My mom rolls down the window.
This is the first thing that my mom fuckets.
The first thing that my mom says,
is this where you vote?
Yes, yes, ma'am, it is. Great, because I want to get that
Donald Trump out of us. I hate him. And I'm like, mom, you know, the lady's just like trying
to be nice. She's like, okay, okay, you know, you can park right here. And then you guys
can walk up. No one here. So just park right in front of the door. If she rose up to win
up mom, you cannot campaign inside of a polling place.
Like you just can't do it.
It's, first of all, it's illegal.
Second of all, it's really frowned upon.
You know, you don't go around shouting
who you're gonna vote for.
That's why they have the big barriers up
in between the two things.
And so that you don't see what other people are doing
and people don't see what you're doing.
It feels like a very private personal thing.
Which maybe we should go back to, by the way.
Maybe we'd all shut up and just vote privately.
I say after this election.
But anyway, so my mom said, I don't understand.
If we're here to vote, then why can't I talk about who I'm voting for?
And I'm like, mom, this is the thing.
You just don't do it, okay?
Can we just keep it to adult roar?
Did she just all of a sudden turn Italian?
Why they're just keeping it to adult roar?
Keep it to adult roar, okay, mom?
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, we're going to get some positive, some it a door, a door, a door. Okay, Ma. Hear what I'm saying?
Okay, we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we're gonna get some past names and we Take it down like four matches, okay Ma? What? We got to go over the Brooklyn Bridge for you to go vote?
All I want you to do is get out of the car
Walked in the front down in Boston now we're in Boston. All I wanted you to do is go to the get to the car go in there. That's for a glass of water
I don't understand what you're talking about
I don't understand what you're talking about.
I'll talk to you in the movie about it, mom.
I'm gonna give it a big smile, let me go though. So mom gets out of the car,
I grab her walker, she's going,
there's a couple people out there having a smoke break or whatever.
And my mom.
This is the first time I've ever voted.
They're all like, yay!
And we're gonna vote Joe Biden because Trump's an asshole!
Bob, shut up!
You can't say that.
My mom is like a small child.
I have a small child.
He too.
Terrible.
Never true words have been spoken in these two words in the English language. Terrible, too. He too. Terrible. Never true words have been spoken.
And these two words in the English language.
Terrible, twos.
Okay, let me say.
Because sometimes I'm like,
you know, Matthias is like,
I'm all the way across the room.
And he's putting his tongue in the electrical socket.
And I'm like,
no, as loud as I can.
And he's like,
he goes closer.
He's like,
no attracts children. Like flame attracts moths. I he's like, no, attracts children.
Like flame attracts moths.
I just wish.
And then I look at you too, like, let me see if he's looking.
Well, I'm doing the thing I'm not supposed to do.
And they are and you're watching.
I feel like my mom, I was talking to my two year old son
there for a minute, because they said,
mom, you cannot do this inside of this place.
And she just got louder and louder and more voice-trist.
We walk up to the table, first thing she says,
this is my son, Brian.
And he's gonna help me vote for Joe Biden.
We gotta get Trump out of office.
Do you know how mean he is?
And the old man's like, I don't know,
I'm just talking about man, but you know.
Yeah.
And then we go to the touchscreen.
I'm not gonna touch the touchscreen. I'm gonna let my mom touch the touchscreen. So it's all legitimate. So we're go to the touchscreen. I'm not gonna touch the touchscreen
I'm gonna let my mom touch the touchscreen. So it's all legitimate. So we're not stealing the election
This is exactly what happened
This is exactly why you watch you watch did you also know the Donald Day Trump and all of the printers in the United States of these
Of these ballots have put a special
Microchip in every ballot and when they're recount, we're gonna find out where the real fraud is.
Democrats!
And lizard people!
And Alex Jones!
Okay.
Oh, God.
So, we get to the touchscreen.
Not gonna touch it, but I'm walking my mom through it.
Hey, mom, press next.
This says you're here to vote.
This says you're legal to vote in this country.
You follow all the rules next
Okay, I'm here next
Okay, now the next screen is gonna come up. There's gonna be two choices three choices. You can write in one
Donald J Trump Mike Pence Biden
Kamala, okay?
Well, I'm voting firm Biden because Trump has done nothing but ruin this country.
And I'm like, holy shit mom, shut up.
Now, now I won't.
She hasn't talked to anybody about anybody.
She hasn't talked to politics with anybody except for me.
And the people at the polling place, and she has to talk to people at the polling place.
Holy, it was like the most, it was quite funny actually now that I think about it,
but it was quite embarrassing while it was happening.
I just wanted my mom to just vote and get out of there
and get her sticker and feel good about it.
But she felt good, she felt really good about it.
She got excited that she was part of the process.
I was excited for her and I love my mom.
I love my mom and I'm so happy that I could do that for it.
Now here's the interesting question.
Someone has.
That's very nice.
Jean-Claise.
Very nice.
Would you like my dog?
There I go back into the Boston accent.
I can't keep it all together on the third taping,
just letting you know.
So here's the question that was posed to me,
and it's an interesting question,
and we'll talk it out right now.
If my mother was voting for Donald Trump,
would I have taken her to the polling place?
Yeah, of course, right?
I think probably not, yeah.
Your vote just would have canceled her.
Yeah, my vote would have canceled her vote out,
so I guess, you know, it's all even.
Would I have, I don't know,
I had to think about that one for a second.
Of course I would at the end of the day.
Of course I would, I would take her to vote.
You know, she can do her civic duty
like I can do my civic duty.
But would it make it harder for me to do that?
Yeah, probably.
Well, that brings up a good point
because my grandfather about a month or so before the election,
he just had knee surgery.
And so before that, he was trying to get his absentee ballot
Situated and he's 88 so and he's so good with a lot of the things he does on the computer and the phones, but
Some things, you know, he needs some help with yeah, he was asking me to try and help him with the absentee ballot and I was like
I don't know what that I don't know what that means. You're gonna have to get dad to help you.
You ponded off on your father.
I did.
You ponded off on your father.
Yeah.
I just can't be a part of actually maybe.
Yeah.
Bain, so I say we were going with the drive.
You see where I'm going?
Now, I would have driven, but I probably would have
sent you off on drive.
That's like, I'm going to get a pizza
75 what did you know 75 million children under the age of 18 over the age of 15 have driven illegal
Italian immigrants to the polls paid them to vote I
Don't even think they are drivers licenses. Do you have a driver's license? If it had taken away from me because
of a gun related issue, I had the right to carry that gun into the McDonald's just letting
you know that. Thanks, John. Thank you. No problem. Still observing. So, for our So for emergency and any interactions, I do think I saw a tale somewhere that your teller was coming from.
It's true that there is a conspiracy theory going around
about lizard and dog people.
What? I just want you to know that.
Oh, God. I'm not 100%
fabricating this particular thing.
I don't even want to get into it because we're not a conspiracy theory related show.
Seriously. I don't know if you remember this it because we're not a conspiracy theory related show.
I don't know if you remember this, but now we're totally off track, but I don't even
remember this, but on the first and second show, we actually did some like little, like,
we had a little, uh, no, no, we didn't do about it.
Lizard people, we had a little like conspiracy theory section of the show where we would
talk about what conspiracy theory.
Yeah, well, you had the pastors. The pastors.
We had the pastors.
We had the crackhead, Casanova.
Yeah.
And then, but the first two episodes, if you go back and listen to them, we actually did
like a little conspiracy theory bit, or like a section of the show where we would talk
about the going conspiracy theory.
I quickly decided that for me and the safety of my family, I would take that out of it.
That's the stay away.
Yeah, it's his best to stay off those topics.
I mean, you know, that's some day I start believing.
Unless you are a lizard person.
Unless I am a lizard person.
Exactly, I'm your answer.
I do it.
I know it, Brian.
Your lizard person.
A lizard person would say.
You endured seros.
That's something classic lizard people.
Classic.
You, Jeffrey, you have an adjure source? Or get spiring to take over the presidency by man handling our votes, count the votes and
stop counting the votes.
I can't remember which data been.
But what are those two?
Either stop counting or keep counting.
It's currently a loss here.
So yeah, so that took my mom to vote. And now here we are super, super excited
to be honest with you, that the week is over.
And again, let me repeat, I'll be super excited
just to not talk about fucking politics for four years.
Yes.
Or not be that interested in politics.
But you know what's gonna happen, Brian,
is that we're like the center of the political universe that's coming up because we've got two Senator seats.
We live in the state of Georgia for those.
Very grabbed.
That's crazy.
We live in the state of Georgia in the southern, south-eastern part of the United States.
For those of you who are international listeners, Georgia, in and around Atlanta, Georgia
is kind of where we're located.
And the Senate, which is one of the two branches of Congress, is going to be decided by two
separate runoffs that are going to happen here in the state of Georgia.
So there will be, never will a more expensive race be had.
It's really going to be crazy.
I know.
I was just telling my wife yesterday,
I'm like, you're not gonna see a croagr come,
you're not gonna see a grocery store commercial for two months.
No, it's not.
Yeah, there's gonna be no Christmas ads.
There's gonna be none of that shit
because the people spending money on advertisement
are gonna pay top dollar to be on 24 hours a day.
And with one state, they can do that, right?
And there are gonna be big donors
that are gonna come in on both sides.
There's gonna be, I don't know, whoever it is, whoever it is,
whoever it is, what conspiracy theory in this or those are Bill Gates.
And, you know, who's the other ones that Coke brothers?
They're all gonna be spending a ton of billion dollars down here to make sure they keep
control of Senate.
So we have to go through this all again.
We have another two months of this shit, at least here in Georgia we have another two months.
And of course all the recounts and stuff, but hopefully those will be over in a couple of days.
Hey, I wanted to take a minute and talk to you
and say thank you to, I didn't know.
I had no idea myself until very recently
that there was a magazine about podcasting.
And at first I thought it'd be quite funny.
Always learning, always learning.
Always learning about podcasting.
And as we get deeper into this, our tentacles go here and they go there and I... Lizard person, glad.
Exactly. What a lizard person would say, classic tentacles. You're not even trying to hide
it at this point. You're just letting people know you're an octopus. You're an octopus.
You're an octopus. You're octoperson just like George stars
yes and if you don't think I'm going to be here to observe the senate races
runoffs that are going to go on that you got another thing coming
do you have a place I can stay a little bit below our funds right now I haven't
worked since 2015
how come I got fired from my job at quick trip I haven't worked since 2015. How come?
I got fired from my job at Quick Trip.
Well, why?
We're brandishing a weapon and brandishing a weapon
and a few other indiscurses used with,
by the way, I am well within my rights to do.
However, QA Quick Trip did not see it the same way.
We have a lawsuit, can't talk about it.
Okay, thanks, thanks, Sean Q.
There's a podcast magazine out there.
Yes. The podcast magazine is called podcast magazine.
Yes.
Serendipitously, and I won't get it all,
it's in Bops because that might be a little confusing,
but serendipitously, we got asked to do a feature
for podcast magazine.
In other words, can they do an interview with us
and then write it up for the magazine
in the comedy section of that magazine?
And we thought it's so exciting.
So we had Rob.
Rob, who was super cool.
Super cool.
Very interesting guy too.
I mean, best selling author and...
Best selling author.
He'd run, well he does the hot 50.
The hot 50.
Yeah, the podcast hot 50.
So it's kind of like a KCK some from back in the day.
I listened to it.
Very much.
Very much like KCK some, very much like a countdown show you would hear on the old radios.
But what they do is they count down the top 50 podcasts for that particular month.
And it's all reader submitted, I think.
Listener submitted.
So you go and you vote for your favorite podcast or I mean, I don't know the voting process
because I haven't actually been to the voting page yet, but I'll go there and I'll reiterate
this next week.
But if you're so inclined, if you'd like to do, you can go to podcast magazine, Google
it, and go to the top 50 podcast website and vote for the commercial break.
We would love that. I think that would be great
if we can get on the top 50.
That'd be nice.
Yeah, and then in December on the December issue,
you will of course see us.
Yes. Look.
We just did a photo shoot.
We did just do a photo shoot, which was grand.
It was grand.
And by photo shoot, I mean,
selfies out in the backyard.
No dollar spare here at the commercial break. Just want everyone to know
that. We were out in my back. Yeah, I do think your wife is so cute and so great. I
mean she puts up with us. Doesn't she? Well, the good news is your photogenic. And
nice. My wife is just about fed up with me. She's like, why are you why do you have
that look on your face?
I noticed the tone of the pod.
The tone of Aster changed
in regarding the podcast when you walked in the door.
She's fine.
Finally.
Cause I'm always like,
I'm gonna go in the bedroom.
I'm gonna go in some podcast stuff.
And Aster's like, oh my God,
I have, we have children.
Yes.
But when you walked in the door,
she's like, finally,
now I have some company.
Okay, now you can go to your podcast, Brian.
And she put the studio together and it looks beautiful.
Oh, it looks so good.
You absolutely have to go look at the studio,
TCPpodcast.com.
You can join the break room.
Now while we're on the minutia of the show,
let me talk about something.
We didn't do the after show last week.
We're probably not gonna do this week
because we had some technical complications.
Yes.
That lasted about an hour.
I suggested putting up a montage of our...
That we might do. I might do that. I'm going to put in some good music and we'll put them in touch.
I'm going to put it in some good music.
Of the photoshoot. There's some great photos in there.
But we'll get back to it next week.
As the break room is ever changing,
it's gonna be ever changing again.
And I do believe, I do believe,
at some point, Chrissy and I, sometimes soon,
Chrissy and I are gonna actually be doing two shows
a week available to the members of the break room
and one available on the normal podcast channels.
Yeah, probably in the new year.
Yeah, first of the year. Yep,. Chance. Probably in the new year. Yeah.
First of the year.
Yep.
So, yeah.
I was thinking Christmas night.
I was thinking Christmas Eve.
I was thinking Christmas Eve.
We just take a shot at it.
I was thinking we were on Christmas Eve.
We have a little tree in the background.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, rock.
I sing a song to my children.
It's doobug, doobug, doobug, doobug.
And that's cute.
I'm really enjoying being in live in person with you.
I like this.
I actually think I like this a little bit better than
the looking at the screen thing.
Yes.
Yeah.
And I like when we look at the screen together.
Because then I can look at you still in the screen.
I just look at you over there.
Ha!
Yes. Yes. still in the screen, I just look at you over there. Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Bye, bye bye.
I was thinking to my, yeah, bye bye.
I was thinking to myself that now Oregon
is going to become the Bachelor at and the Bachelor at
and Bachelor Party Catholic World.
I agree.
For sure.
For good Vegas.
And for people who are about to declare bankruptcy,
one of the two, because if you can do cocaine, heroin, LSD, ecstasy,
if you could do all of this stuff
without fear of repercussion or major repercussion,
I mean, I think we're talking about small amounts, you know.
Like, what I did here was that they're gonna focus
on treatment, which is good instead of incarceration.
So in other words, you could still be
getting the legal system, which is to be.
You would still be in trouble.
Worth it.
But, yeah.
Yeah. Listen, I have a couple children, and I still think it. Worth it. I think totally worth it. Yeah, really.
Listen, I have a couple children,
and I still think it's worth it.
I think go get a couple of eight balls.
It's a couple of the local bars,
a couple of the strip clubs.
You know, live like I'm 26 again.
Yeah.
Do it like they do on the
Discover Rich Channel.
I think about, I was thinking about this over the weekend.
Not because I have experience with it,
but because I have experience with it.
That how weird it would be.
And you're my friend that has experience with it.
Yes, Chrissy has never been involved
in many of these shenanigans,
but I used to work in the restaurant industry.
I was a bartender for a long time.
I managed bars for a long time.
I managed restaurants for a long time.
How weird it would be if there were no repercussions
to the shenanigans that were going on
in and around the restaurant business.
Now in case you don't know,
the restaurant business isn't notorious for drug use
because you're on a totally whacked schedule.
Everyone's working real hard on the cement floor
for a long time and usually it's a younger crowd.
So they let, they work hard, they party hard.
If you know somebody in the restaurant business
who has ever been in the restaurant business,
they understand what it's like to have to work
for a fucking living, I'm telling you that right now.
Restaurant and it teaches you social skills.
I think the restaurant business is a great business
to learn about life and I will never let my children
be a part of it.
Right, never let my children be a part of it.
I'm just here, stay away.
Yeah, because I know all about it.
Drug use comes with that.
It's drug use in every segment of society, but it's a little bit more open and it. Drug use comes with that. Drug use in every segment of the society,
but it's a little bit more open
and it's not so frowned upon.
Not about your lunchtime cafe beastros,
but definitely the nighttime dinner,
higher mid to higher end.
I don't know, I think cafe beastro.
Actually, I think from your Starbucks.
Yeah, from your Starbucks to Chelluise
at the top of the Eiffel Tower,
I think it's all the same to be honest with you.
A waiter's a waiter, you know,
a waiter's a waiter, a bartender's a bartender,
doesn't matter where they're doing it at.
I personally think, because I've worked
in a variety of different restaurants
and seen a lot of shenan,
and all of them had the same basic, you know,
Mojo going on, it was like, you know,
we're gonna show it far shift,
we're gonna make a little bit of cash.
Smile. Makes some cash.
Makes some cash. Put half of it in our pocket and half of it into the drug dealer's pocket.
And then we just go on from there.
Yeah.
And then we'll, you know, party until our next shift, three days from now.
That's the other thing too, is that you get these breaks in between that are like weird.
You have Tuesday and Wednesday morning off instead of, you know, Saturday and Sunday.
But I was thinking, Lane and Bed the other night,
like I weird it would be to have gone through
that same experience by 10 years in the restaurant business
with no fear of ramifications around drug use or abuse.
Now I'm not saying I was sitting around,
spike in an eight-baller cocaine every day,
but I certainly was involved in some of the partying
that went on because I was part of the restaurant business.
And there was always kind of this
Cocaine was made a little bit less fun and
All the other drugs made a little bit less fun
I think by the paranoia that you were gonna get caught for some reason doing it. What if there's no paranoia around it
I'm sure that I'm sure
Better experience. I think it's right. That's right. I'm sure drug abuse is going to take up a little bit in Oregon.
It's got to, right?
It's got to.
And the New Jersey just decriminalized or made legal, all hallucinogens.
And weed.
Where was I?
Where was I?
When this happened?
Why can't I be 19 again?
I'd never make it out alive, hopefully.
If I lived in New Jersey, I'd never make it out alive.
We were 19.
We'd be living with our parents for the next 10 years.
And we'd be living with our parents.
We'd be living with our parents. We'd be living with our parents. We'd be living with our parents. We'd be living with our parents. We'd be living with our parents. When this happened, why can't I be 19 again? I never make it out alive, hopefully.
If I lived in New Jersey, I'd never make it out alive.
We were 19, we'd be living with our parents
for the next 10 years.
Did you ever seen all of the kids that are living
with their parents, especially during a pandemic?
I think I read somewhere that the average age
that people move out of their parents' house now
is like 32.
30s.
32.
I moved out of my parents' house when I was like 17 years old. Me yeah. 32. I moved out of my parents house when I was like 17 years old.
Of me too, 18.
I was out of there.
Mostly, mostly not by my choice, but.
And mine was by my choice.
I was like, I'm ready.
Were you ready?
Were you getting, were you ready to get out of there?
Yeah, I made a department with three other girls
and we had a blast.
Yeah, I don't know if I, I don't know if I've ever told
this story maybe someday I will.
I'm not going to get into all of it right now. But when I moved out of my house, I was't know if I don't know if I've ever told this story maybe someday I will I'm not gonna get into all of it right now
But when I moved out of my house I was 17 years old my dad had gone out of town. Did any drop you off at McDonald's?
This is a different time. I got I got that was when I moved back in after I failed miserably at moving out
I couldn't sustain life outside of his his bubble. I moved back in for a period of one month before he took me to the Wendy's
His bubble I moved back in for a period of one month before he took me to the Wendy's
bought me a cheeseburger no one you know pickle
Small French fry with a small as small French fry told me I could no longer stay at the place and then
The way that I thought about it for the way that I remembered it for years was he then didn't then he left the restaurant and didn't ever
What you know offer me a ride anywhere?
But he says that's not at all true.
And now I tend to believe him
because I actually think I remember this,
is that I, well, fine.
I'm taking my bunk bag with nothing in it
and I'm going outside to smoke a cigarette.
And he said that I ended up on the pay phone,
smoking a cigarette, and I had a bright orange leather jacket.
It was the 90s, remember? I thought I was at a vet or something. And a bright orange leather jacket. It was the 90s, I don't know if it was any better or something.
And a bright orange leather jacket, smoking a cigarette at the Wendy's pay phone, that's
how long ago this was.
And he drove by, honked the horn and said, can I give you a ride somewhere?
No!
I don't need anything from you.
Back you!
Wait a minute.
Yeah.
As soon as he left, I was like, fuck!
I was just, fuck.
I was just waiting for him to come back. I wasn't actually on a phone call.
I was just, it's one of those phone calls
I was pretending to be on.
And I was like waiting for him to turn the corner again.
It's gonna come back and get me.
Right, right.
I'll be back home by nine.
I'll be back home by nine.
At the strip club by 1030.
When I moved out, I moved out with a friend of mine
for the first time. I moved out with a friend of mine for the first time.
I moved out with a friend of mine.
My dad was out of town.
My mom was at the house, she was in the hospital at the time.
And because neither of us had this guy or I that I moved in with had credit because we're
only 17 years old.
We had no credit.
But we had fallen into a group of girls that were strippers.
Two of them lived in a townhouse.
I mean, in a really shady part of town,
they lived in a townhouse,
but we thought it was the best thing ever.
And we ended up subletting the apartment
from those strippers.
About three days in, we realized that,
and the strippers were still like kind of living there,
kind of not living there.
What we realized three days in was
that the strippers never lived there in the first place.
They were just turning tricks there.
And they continued to turn tricks there
while we were living there.
Guys would be like coming in the back window
at three o'clock in the morning.
We'd be like, wow, what's going on?
Wow.
The power got turned off on day number five.
We never turned it back on.
We were just like, oh, we've got candles and hot dogs.
That doesn't good, right?
There's a bathroom at the Wendy's.
There's a bathroom at the Wendy's.
I can get that.
Hey, dad is, hey, dad.
Hey, dad, is my room still available?
Yeah, you think I can maybe back home.
Yes, you can.
Under the following rules, you think I can make it back home. Yeah. Yes, you can.
Under the following rules, you're to be in by midnight.
There are no strippers allowed at my house around my small children.
And you cannot do or bring any drugs into the house.
Done.
Consider that an agreement we can both live by day number one. Brian, why is there a stripper eating
Cheerios in my kitchen? I have no idea, Dad. I'm upstairs. I'm way too high to understand
what that question is. What time is it? 4 30 in the morning. Sorry, Dad. Then I got kicked
out. Moral in that later. More on that later.
More on that later.
I mean, listen, let me say the house for a month while I was being an asshole.
I was a derelict child.
Nice, Jinquie.
This is Brian and only saying Jinquie.
Yes.
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That's crazy.
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So they're gonna be following these people over the next two
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They're gonna change tomorrow, but it looks like there's light.
Yeah, some of these doctors think that by Thanksgiving
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We'll all be back together. So we've got time. We've got to hang in there for light. Yeah, some of these doctors think that by Thanksgiving of next year, the masks will be off, we'll all be back together.
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What else can I say?
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I think that's all I got to say.
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