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Episode Date: February 21, 2024

Tina joins Bryan to discuss phobias and review Teresa Saputo's newest TV venture. People have phobia...which ones are rational? Teresa Caputo's new TV show is EXACTLY like her old TV show. Who is still believing this human??? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. On this episode of the Commercial Break. I don't think any doctor diagnosis this. I think people self-dike. They do it by looking at the same website. I'm looking at, oh, I got a fear any doctor diagnosis this. I think people self-dike. They do it by looking at the same website I'm looking at. Oh, I got a fair of the figure, right?

Hey, I just learned that I have Bacogaphobia, which is the fair of my wife. So if you don't mind I'm gonna go to the shoe show The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, Casakittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the temporary Tatatina co-host. Best to you, Tina. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe.

How are you doing? I'm doing great. Yeah, you look great. Hey, thanks. Yeah, I like that blue color on you. Looks good. And the glasses, that's a whole thing you got going on there. It's full of gray. Like a librarian. Milf or something like that. You gotta say age appropriate. It's certainly age appropriate, yes. I learned that recently, but we'll move on from that. Do you have phobia? Do you have phobias? Do you have things that you fear? Deep water. Deep water. Deep water. Like ocean? Yep. See. You don't want to be there? No. So crew's not good for you.

I've been on them, you know, if I can see land I'm a lot happier. Okay, so when you're on a cruise, are you okay to sleep at night? You feel like everything's okay? Yeah. Is it just like the thought of being... If I'm with someone I trust. Yeah. Is it like being in the, like on a dinghy in the open water kind of thing? Yeah, no way. Or thinking about swimming in the ocean? I would have a panic attack and die before we even made it out far enough for me to not be able to touch. Yeah. You know, up until recently, I hadn't done a lot of open water ocean swimming, but over the last five or six years since we've been overseas a number of times near the Mediterranean and Spain and other places. I found that, you know, we would go on a boat ride or whatever and the captain inevitably stops

in some beautiful location, but it's open water. I mean, it's like you're out in really deep water. I don't know how deep, but it's very deep. It's deeper than I can see the bottom. So then that- They still put you in a boat to take you to land deep. Yeah. Yes, that's exactly right.

They put you in a boat, they drive around and they stop at some cove. But the cove in and of itself is deep water. The waves are, you know, rolling and rocking. And I don't, I'm not, I don't love that sensation of swimming out in the open water, but I don't have a fear of it. It would, I would rather be in the lake or a pool,

but I'm okay. Like I'm not, you know, it doesn't like paralyze me. Would you be paralyzed by that kind of activity? I've done that like the catamarans and the Bahamas and stuff like that That's okay if I can see land. I'm okay. It's when it's like so deep the water's black You know, and there's no land in sight in every direction. Yeah, I feel very insecure I think I'm with you on that. I don't mind cruises because the cruise ships are so big Yeah, I know that there's always a chance something's going to happen I think I'm with you on that. I don't mind cruises because the cruise ships are so big. I know that there's always a chance

something's going to happen. And you hear a lot, you hear all the horror stories. But the truth is, like the cruise ships these days, they're so big, I think it's unlikely they would just capsize really quickly and I would be falling to my death, right? But that, who is that fucking moron who took the people out to the Titanic

on that little fucking tin can he had? Remember that guy? I don't even remember the name. I don't remember his name. Titan, the Titan submarine. That to me is nightmare fuel. Absolutely. That is nightmare fuel.

100%. Why in the world? I'd rather go to space. I don't like to thought of going to space either, but I would rather go to space. I'd rather go to space. I don't like to thought of going to space either, but I would rather go to space. I would rather go to space. Because at least then I know that the death would be rather instant.

It's not drowning. Yeah, it's not drowning. It is running out of oxygen, but I'll fall asleep. It's not water in my lungs. Yeah, like my brain would just go to sleep. No sharks, no creaking noises, no hours of understanding that my death is probably really close.

And some idiot now is trying, and I just paid $500,000 to it, trying to convince me everything is okay. We're clearly at stuff. You did so fast. No opportunity to even be afraid of it in space. No, you just implode, don't you? Don't you resemble one of those lines?

I don't think you actually implode. I think it's just like you, it just sucks all the oxygen out of you. I think it's sleepy time actually. But when a nose guys went down there and they, it's the two days where they were looking for them and they could be down there and they're gonna run, they had the timers on the news stations,

like the running out of oxygen soon. I couldn't, I couldn't catch my breath sometimes. I was like, oh God, just the thought. I mean, I don't care how rich they are, just the thought that they would die like that. Yeah. So I'm watching this television show the other day and some person on the television,

I can't even remember who, says that they had a fear of birds pecking their head open and eating their brains. Where did you even come up with this idea? I don't know. Yeah, that's- Like birds, the movie, the old Hitchcock movie? I don't like the meat eating birds. I love song even come up with this idea? I don't know. Yeah, that's birds, the movie, the old Hitchcock movie. I don't like the meat eating birds. I love song birds. I'm a song bird person. Yeah, no owls, no eagles, no falcons. Like that. One of my kids has like a real fear of owls.

Yeah. And I think they're so cute. There she does not agree. I don't want it coming near me. Yeah. We were like walking outside the other day to the car. She's like, daddy, an owl. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, baby. There's no owls around here. And she's like, owl, daddy, owl, please, owl. But she was like trying to get in my arm. So I was like, oh, hon, it's okay. It's okay, there's no owls.

Yeah, they're not gonna peck you to death. They're gonna eat you. They're going right for your eyes. Just the idea that something with no teeth can eat meat freaks me out. Yeah, yeah. The kind of the grabbing, like the back, the beak. Yeah, that tearing real loud.

I get it, I get it. When I was, I probably in sixth grade, I was ran off with, there's a girl in school and her mom was like the assistant principal or something. And we ran off to go kiss. You know, like the sixth graders. You know, stupid. Yeah, it was after school, we ran off

and there was like a stream, like little woods in a stream down by the school So we ran down to the stream dusk suns going down probably winter months I would imagine and Owl the sudden out of nowhere and owl came swooping down and grabbed her hair Uh-huh, and I screamed like a little chicken. I mean I was like a little weasel running out of there I mean I grabbed her that was like a little weasel running out of there. I mean, I grabbed her and I was like, let's go.

Ah! They're terrifying, I think. I mean, I watched one land, it landed on my neighbor's deck. And when it hit the deck, it was so big, it like shook the rail. And I just went inside and I'm like, I'm not, I don't need to be this close to you. We have these family of red hawks that live behind the house.

Love them, love watching them. They're so beautiful. And they've got wingspans that are like 10 feet long. Yeah, you can feel them. They're so beautiful and they've got wingspans are like 10 feet long. They're huge. Yeah, you can feel them. It's intimidating. Yeah. And so I'm always hoping that blue will accidentally be scooped up by one.

She's over way too far. Blue doesn't know how to go outside. She's over way too far. Yeah. I've been sending her up hoping that that family are red on. But I've seen those red hawks take away squirrels. Yeah. Like baby squirrels, chipmunks, all kind of shit. Like they've just grabbed them out of the yard. I love seeing them because I hate the rodents. So I like

seeing those birds. So it made me think, yeah, yeah, that when they pick up those rodents and the rodents are like, yeah. It's one time I saw it and one of my kids was looking out the window with me and the kid goes my kid goes. Oh my god. Oh my gosh, daddy the squirrel and I was like cycle of life kids That's right. I go a life. You just gotta do many of those anyway So then he goes he goes what are they what is the bird gonna do with him? And I said, oh, I think they're just gonna take it to the nest and play like I couldn't bring myself Sell it. Yeah. That's lunch. Yeah, that's lunch.

That's dinner time. It's dinner time for the bird. So I thought I'd go through a list of some of these phobias like the 50 most common phobias. Not gonna go through all of them. We'll just pick and choose what we want because I think there are a lot of people out there. I don't think I have an irrational fear. Like I don't think I fear something irrationally.

Heights is my biggest fear. Yeah, I think I call it a healthy respect for heights, a healthy respect for the sea and tight places. I don't like cavern that's spelunking. No, no, no, no, no. The movie Descent, it took me three sittings just to get through it because I can't watch people getting stuck in tight places. Yeah.

Like I physically react to that. Yeah. Yeah. I sometimes, because I'm a glutton for punishment, I also, I'm not claustrophobic, but I would never go spelunking. I would never go, even crazier, the cave divers, the guys and girls who go on exploring unexplored areas

of this earth that are not only deep, small and dark, but then have water in them. If it's not on my ways, GPS. Yeah, I'm with you. I don't need to be under the ground. I figure I'll be there soon. So I don't need to be under there. No, no. Yeah, my boyfriend's grandson was watching a YouTuber who buried himself alive for seven days. No, no, no, no, no. I'm like, why? He was raising money to go put wells in Africa, so kudos to

him. Great. But again, if I can't, if I can't open the door or the window or I'm not into it. Yeah, no, no, no, no. There's that. I can't remember the name of the show, the saint or something like that. The sinner, I think it's, maybe it's called the sinner. Do you remember the sinner? I did, Bill Pullman.

Bill Pullman, where he buried himself alive that like third season, where there was a kind of ritual where he buried himself alive. Yes, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's so hard to watch, yep. No, no, no. I've done a lot of weird rituals, you know? of ritual where he buried himself alive. Yes. No. No. It's so hard to watch. Yeah. No. No.

I've done a lot of weird rituals. You know? Yeah. I've done ayahuasca. I've done a lot of Tantric yoga ceremonies, man, moon cycles. I've done a lot of stuff. Do not put me underground. No.

But I've heard about that. I've been in an isolation tank and I would love to go do it again and I'd love to go do it where I could actually record it. So with the commercial break, the isolation takes are enough for me. Like that will drive you insane. Yeah, I don't know if I can mentally handle it. You can, but it's, but you got to dig deep. Deep meditation state.

Deep meditation, deep. Lots of gummies. We were talking to Reggie Wads and he was, he was telling us about his experiences with ketamine and I kind of liken the isolation tank to a cajole. Yes, I do. I totally can do it. There is a certain moment when all of the panic and fear your brain just doesn't take it you literally

Disassociate and it's like right there that the that the rubber meets the road Right, then you understand why people do this for spiritual experiences because you're having one But it's it's pure panic induced and if you go into one of those floating ones forget about it Yeah, you're just like you can't even feel your body It's totally weird sensation and I would love to do it and then record it But then am I gonna be the weird guy who's bringing a bunch of recording equipment? You know what I'm saying like why is that going over there? You understand this as an isolation. Yeah, you're neat. Think of these, I don't know.

I'm not gonna say anything purely negative about this, but I will say it's kind of defeats the purpose. Talking about, Christy and I were talking about how I saw someone film for Instagram in ayahuasca ceremony with like, you know, a bunch of people sitting in a circle drinking ayahuasca. And I was you know, a bunch of people sitting in a circle drinking ayahuasca. And I was like, why are you posting this on Instagram?

Like this should be something that is- It's deeply personal, yeah. And deeply personal. And even though it was one person filming everybody else, if I was in that group, I'd be like, dude, don't put this on, don't fucking film this. I don't want this film. This is not gonna be the prettiest time of my life.

Blur my face, yeah. Yeah, blur my face. Blur me throwing up, blur me screaming about my mother and how she abandoned me. Yeah, please. Yes. And if you don't mind, also delete the million deaths I'm about to experience. Thank you very much. So let's explore some of the irrational fears, rational or irrational that people

may have. I don't even know how to say this a rack rack II Buddha trove phobia a record booty trophobia I don't even know how to say it. It's got so many That I was in it fear of peanut butter What that is an irrational fear. That's a rational unless you are allergic to peanut, but maybe that's what it is Maybe they're so maybe there they know their their body's reacting with a fear state.

Yes. To keep you away from it. That I can understand, but that is not any irrational fear. That is a perfectly rational fear. That's medical, yeah. If something can, I think I have a fear- If it can kill you, yeah. I have a fear of people putting a gun to my head.

That is a rational fear. That's right. Right? Arithmophobia, which is the fear of numbers. How do you even get around life? I don't know fear of numbers and why would you be afraid of numbers? I have no idea. I love numbers Astrophobia, which is the fear of thunder and lightning. Oh, I love it. Yeah I mean, I guess you could be scared of lightning. That's a thing that could kill you it could but it's so beautiful Oh, I love a good rainy night. I love a good rainy. We had some great storms the other night. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I like it

I'm a Brontophiliac Brontophiliac turned on by thunder and lightning. Oh you are yeah. Oh, okay I think I might be a Brontophiliac too There's something about didn't they say like the negative ions when the low pressure system and the high pressure system the negative ions that are created whatever That actually has a has a physiological Some people do yeah, yeah something about it that kind of makes us feel happy. I love it Yeah, I love it too, man The only thing I don't complain I have about Georgia storms. They don't last very long They don't it is breezed by in 10 minutes 15 minutes, and then you're done with it

I want a good like sustained Yeah, 30 lightning in 30 minutes. I want it to be like three hours long. I like that kind of thing. In Chicago, we used to have thunderstorms. It would last for days. It felt like, but maybe I was just a kid and it just was going by much slower back then.

Astrophobia, which is a fear of space. Space, yeah. I would say that I have a healthy respect for space. I don't think I need to be there. If you're not meant to live there, I don't think I need to be up there. I love it that I have a healthy respect for space. I don't think I need to be there. If you're not meant to live there, I don't think I need to be up there. I love it. I love watching the sky. The night sky is one of my favorites, planetariums.

I can't wait to live in space city. Space city. Oh yeah, that's right. You're gonna live in Huntsville. Space city. That's right. It is. Let's see. Autonomophobia, Autonomophobia, which is the fear of human-like figures. So not actual humans, but let's say you go to Disney World and you see those animatronics. Yeah, those are kind of creepy. I wouldn't say I'm afraid of them, but I don't like

them. But I don't like any, yeah, I get it. Yeah, you're not like a, I don't think, I don't think of you as like a theme park No. type of girl. It's not your thing. Yeah, like Six Flags, cool. Maybe. Maybe? You like roller coasters? I used to and then I had children

and I got afraid of dying on them. Oh, you did? Because I had a couple malfunction when I was a kid. At which point you think you're invincible and you don't care, but then I had children and I can't do it anymore. The thrill seeking kind of waned. Yeah.

You know, Astrid, you still really love roller coasters. And then we went to Europa Park, which is like a cheap knockoff Astrid, you still really love roller coasters. And then we went to Europa Park, which is like a cheap knockoff of Disney, but done really, really well. I hear it's great. It was super fantastic. It's in the middle of nowhere, Germany, middle of nowhere, Germany. And we went there and we spent two days there freezing cold outside. It was like in January freezing cold, but all the roller coasters were open. Everything was open. They were just, you know, hey, it's this Germany. It's cold sometimes, we're gonna keep it open. And it is a Disney world-like place.

They have parks and hotels that are attached and it's a whole themed land. But then they have like, you know, what was it like, Ryan the rat instead of Mickey Mouse? It's like everything. Yeah, it's literally coffee. I love it. But it's good.

So we go there and Asher and I had enjoyed roller coasters up until this point in our relationship. And then one night we went on a roller coaster and Asher got off and she did not feel well. She felt physically sick. And ever since then, it's hard for her to get on another roller coaster. She's like, I just don't want to be sick.

I've gotten so far as sitting in them and they're strapping me in and then I make everybody stop so they can let me off because I'm like gonna have a panic attack. Oh. I rode the screen machine in high school and my seatbelt thing. Yeah, you know that bar Oh the bar that comes down came up. No during a backwards run when they do that I run it back. Yes, and mine came up and I thought I was that was it

I was gonna do shit. So I've had things go. What did you do? Just pull it back down And why just held and I started screaming and crying. Yeah. Oh my God. When we came back through, they stopped it and got us all off and then shut it down. But yeah, I was terrified. Yeah, I would be too.

But I was okay. Yeah. Then after I had kids, we got on the screen machine. Gavin's like four or five years old. I was like, you have to let us off. My poor kid starts crying cause he wants to ride the thing.

Of course he does. And I had to wait for his dad to come back and get him and take him cause he was riding with heaven. So yeah. No. I can't do it I just can't you just like got this super panicky feeling that you something bad was gonna go hat was gonna happen I couldn't be on that thing Not certainly with my son next to me. So yeah, that's it no more of that

I do have a little bit of a fear about my kids riding roller coasters for the first time Yeah, because it is nerve-wracking. It is nerve wracking, I think, because as a parent, I don't wanna see my child suffer unnecessarily. Like, what if they really don't like it? We've taken it on small rides and they liked it, but they were fearful at first, then they liked it by the end. But now I don't wanna see them suffer unnecessarily.

I think I can pick out a couple of the kids who will be okay and a couple of the kids who are probably not gonna Like the experience, but then I also have this like I guess I do have a little bit of an irrational fear that something's gonna Go wrong and the kids gonna go flying out of the fucking yeah Yeah, I don't want to lose my child. I don't want my child to lose me. So no just don't do it together But tonophobia which is the fear of plants Botanophobia, which is the fear of plants, Botanophobia, yeah, the fear of plants. They need those to live.

Yeah, they're everywhere. How do you even function if you have a, your ration, I mean, I'll say your ration. You need the oxygen they put out, come on. Yeah, and I don't think that's a rational fear. Like most plants aren't going to harm you. Do yourself a favor and do not put them in your mouth. Yeah, that's right.

Only from the grocery store. That's what I told my kids. I said, plants, all these things are pretty to look at Don't put them in your mouth because who fucking knows right? Cacophobia which is the fear of ugliness Well, you're not allowed. You're not allowed here at the commercial break Probably not was we're on radio here at the commercial break. Probably not listed on the pre-show.

We're on radio. Caterophobia, which is the fear of mirrors, mirrors. Is that the fear of the mirror or the reflection? Doesn't say. Well, let me click through here. Oh, they're calling it spectrophobia. Why did the other one call it catarophobia? Okay, spectrophobia, a type of

anxiety disorder classified as a specific phobia is the fear of mirrors or the fear of what may be reflected in them and may also be referred to as... Like Bloody Mary's gonna show up in there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that I get, yeah. But that's just kids being dumb. Yeah, it's more of a fear of apparitions than the mirror itself, right? Cholophobia, which is fear of clowns. I fucking do not like clowns. Hates. Yes.

I wouldn't say fear, but I do not like them. I don't want them coming near me. I don't hang out where they hang out. It's a no for me. I just don't understand it. It's the makeup and the masking. I'm just against it. But it's, yeah, I don't have a fear of them.

I don't like them. And my question is, what is the fucking point? What is the point of a clown? They say it's to entertain and to make a laugh. I've never been entertained by a clown, except for Bozo the clown. Okay, I did like baskets. Okay, baskets was really funny,

but that's a different story altogether. You are not a clown. Chronophobia, chronophobia, which is the fear of time. How do you survive if you have a fear of time? How do you even do that? How do you even identify that you have that fear? By looking at the clock, I suppose, but there's a fear of clocks also, which is chrono-menophtophobia.

These words are really hard to say. And why do they make chrono-mentrophobia? Chrono-mentrophobia is the fear of clocks. Now, do you have something? Huh? What? Is there like, are you born like this? I'm wondering.

Yeah, do you develop this over time? Over time. Or are you born with this? Do you develop this over time or are you born with this? Do you develop this over the time you're afraid of? Let's see Doma to phobia which is fear of houses. God bless you child. Do you live in a tent? Yeah? Well, there's lots of people. Apartments or? Decidophobia, which is exactly what it sounds like. Decision fear.

It's the fear of making decisions. Okay, we'll get back to this. And I have a fear of psychics. That's what I have a fear of. So we're going to review some more Teresa Caputo. She got a brand new show out. I want to talk to you about it. Yes, they just keep this train of fucking going.

So why are we paying Teresa Caputo to lie to everybody on air? I just to you about it. Yes, they just keep this train of fucking going. So why are we paying Teresa Caputo? It's a lie to everybody on air. I just don't understand it. I don't get it. Obviously I have a grievance with Teresa. And yeah, we'll get into it right after these words. What? Oh, hi, it's Christina again. Here to remind you to go to TCBpodcast.com for all things audio, video, and TCBDO. Give us a follow on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok at TCBpodcast. And guess what? We have a new phone number.

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Gnuphobia, which is the fear of knees. Knees. Okay. Guinyu phobia, which is the fear of knees. Knees. Okay. Now, sometimes I look at my knees and I am fearful, but it's not because I'm fearful of my actual knees. It's that my knees are showing my real age. Yeah.

Don't you hate that? Your elbows and your knees. So now I've started moisturizing this shit out of myself every night. Like I'm just an asterisk comes in one day and she's like, what the fuck are you doing? And I'm like, I'm moisturizing. And she and she's like hon you don't have to moisturize Every bit of your body with four different moisturizers, which is what I was doing

And I'm like you don't and she's like no just use one there's one for your body and one for your face That's it. I'm like there's one for your face. I didn't know that I've been using the one on my knees for my face I'm I supposed to know this no one taught me Oh, this has got to be a tough one. Hapophobia, the fear of touch. That's got to be terrible. I wonder who suffers with that. I mean, I like being touched.

I don't like being overly touched. There's this thing, one of the Venezuelans are very touchy-feely kind of people. And I guess I am too with people that I know and I know it's okay to touch, like you know, put your hand on a knee or on a back while you're talking to them or whatever. I love to give hugs and stuff like that to some people, not everybody. Don't come up to me in public.

I don't want to hear that. I'm not looking to give hugs to strangers. You said you love hugs. Hey brother! I mean, I guess if someone was like, hey brother, love the commercial break, I'd be like, okay, like air hug, air hug. But if like, you know, oh brother, live in the commercial break.

But the Venezuelans love to touch. And we were on this trip one time around Spain. Like the Astrods Uncle took on this amazing trip, driving 10 days through Spain, staying at castles. Like old castles have been turned into hotels by the government and this private company. And so it's just like this amazing trip that we went on, but we had to drive in two or three cars

because there was like 12 of us. And one of the relatives that I got stuck with was sitting in the middle back seat. We were driving like a, I was driving like an SUV. stuck with was sitting in the middle back seat We're driving like a I was driving like an SUV and they were sitting in the middle Bench in the middle of the bench and she kept on pulling my arm like Which is like look right look or see and she kept on like grabbing my shoulder and eventually I was just like hunched right over the- He's trying to get away with me. Yeah, I just wanted to get away. That's all I wanted to do. I just didn't want to be touched anymore.

Crawling in the windshield. Yes, you know how like some people touch you sometimes and then you're like that part of your body starts to get- You can still feel it, yeah. Yeah, you can get irritated. It's like you have a negative energy buildup and you're like, ah! Stop!

Grab it off. Octophobia, which is a fear of the figure eight. Octophobia. How do you even identify that? I don't know. My mind is blown. My mind is blown too. I mean, listen, I'm not saying that, I mean, this is irrational clearly.

The figure eight is not going to hurt you in any meaningful way. Right. So, but, and I'm not diminishing the fact that people probably do have a fear. Some people, some small minority of you, have a fear of the figure eight, but you're right about this. How do you even determine that the figure eight is bothersome to you? Yeah. Like you look at-

And then what doctor diagnosis it? I don't think any doctor diagnosis this. I think people self-dict. They do it by looking at the same website. I'm looking at, oh, I got a fear of the figure eight. I got a fear of the figure, right? I got a fear of touch. Hey, hon, I just learned that I have agophobia, which is the fear of fucking my wife. So if you don't mind, I'm gonna go to the shoe show. I found alternatives.

Papyrophobia, which is the fear of paper. That's a terrible fear of? That is a terrible fear. Technophobia, the fear of any kind of technology. Thesolospobia, the thalosophobia, thalosophobia is the fear of the ocean. Thalosophobia. We have that one. Yeah, we have that one. Okay.

Now there's a name for it. Wiccophobia, which is the fear of witches or witchcraft. Okay, well, I mean, I guess I could hurt you. Yeah, I guess I could. Zugoraphobia, which is the fear of vacuum cleaners, which every dog in the world has, finally. Every dog in most cats. So, there's also ghostophobia, right?

There's people that have a fear of ghosts. I don't know what the official term is, a spirit phobia or whatever. Fear of ghosts, I have the opposite. I'm not afraid of ghosts. I'm afraid of the people who say they can talk to ghosts. And I'm afraid of them because I want to watch my pocket book around.

I have kaputaphobia, that's what I am. That's fucking kaputaphobia. Who? This woman is a true whack job in my opinion and she's doing a con job on everybody out in the audience and it just drives me up a wall and here's why it drives me up a wall and I've said this so Many other times on the show, but I feel like I have to preface it because I know that we do have fans that listen to the show that also Like Teresa Caputo. Here's the reason why I don't like Teresa. I'm pretty sure of all the vehicles on earth, of all the human beings on earth that the

universe could use to channel ghosts, Teresa would be the last person that they would choose. Number one. But number two, and a very close number two, is she's just doing a parlor trick. That's all she's doing doing a parlor trick. That's all she's doing is a parlor trick. And she's got the advantages of having technology on her side. And I'm sure somewhere in that large main of hers, there is technology working for her and her parlor tricks. It's gotta be.

100%. Gotta be. There's gotta be something in that hair that is like, you know, some kind of, I don't know, like pressure device that's pushing her head when answers are right or wrong or better yet, just an actual earpiece. Look at this earpiece. You couldn't even tell that I was wearing this unless you looked really closely.

And it just would take a little bit of hair to hide that. And you could talk to anybody, you could have conversation with anybody that was outside of the room, simply by just piping it into your ear. Listen, those fucking football players do it. They call those, you know, they're talk to the quarterbacks in those helmets all the time. And I don't, I don't see any earpieces now that we're in a helmet, but so is Teresa. Teresa's wearing a helmet.

Air helmet. So Teresa's got a new show. This is outrageous. It's outrageous. It's a crime against humanity. I agree. Teresa's been moving from network to network. I don't follow it that closely, but she's been moving from network to network

over the last say decade and a half. I think she was on TLC. I think she was on Lifetime. I think she was here. I think she was there. All with some iteration of her parlor trick. So now she's got a show where they follow her around when she's not, when she's doing her tours, which I think

is how she makes a majority of her money. I'm sure the TV deal is lucrative also, but I don't think it's that lucrative. Maybe they pay her $25,000 an episode, $30,000 an episode. It's the tour. It's the people who come to see her live where she actually makes her money because live events, if you can fill an arena, you're making some money. And I don't know if she can fill an arena because I think I mentioned to you.

It's like half full. It's like half full. I saw, I had always said to Tina, we have to find a way to get into one of these events, but that will never happen. I might be good. Not anymore. Probably not.

Yeah, not anymore. Not anymore. Probably not. Because clearly Teresa's team is gonna do their homework and they are not going to let someone troll Teresa in her live events. You have to put your name, your phone number, and your address when you sign up to go to one of these events or Ticketmaster or however they get that information. And I'm sure there is some kind of cross-checking system going on.

I'm sure they do it. Sure of it, right? And at the very least, a cross-checking system for the people who are going to be sitting close enough to talk to Teresa. So the other thing is, I know for a fact that they scan for electronic devices. Like you know how you go, like we went and saw Pete Davidson, you had to put that thing in your yonder bag, lock it up. I'm sure they do that with her too.

But somebody out there, some brave soul, some do that with her too. Yeah, but somebody out there some brave soul some hero That doesn't wear a cape decided to tape a live Teresa caputo event unauthorized Obviously from the nosebleed seat, so it's a little hard to hear It's really hard to make out some of the stuff she sang because of the echo in the building But that place was half-full. It wasn't even it wasn't even close to me feel better about the humans that I live in this world It also makes me feel better too because if you only fill half an arena You're probably not making much money, right? I think you really have to fill the thing to make like, you know good good money Yeah, so

But Teresa makes money doing tours. She tours all over the country. She does it I think for a majority of the year and then she gives side She tours all over the country. She does it, I think, for a majority of the year. And then she gives side readings. Readings, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like private readings. You can book a private. Oh, I'm sure it's like $2,500. How would you think of Teresa Caputo reading? I would, I would.

2,500 for the hour. It's probably about, I would think, yeah. Or for half an hour, an hour, yeah. It's probably gotta be that. She's a big TV star. She's all over the world. She's well known. Okay, so this show is an

unscripted, unedited look in my life on tour. Whatever. So now she just shows up to random places and then reads people. So I thought we should take a look at this video. We should. Because clearly there's a lot of horseshit shenanigans going on here and what better place to talk about horseshit and shenanigans going on here. And what better place to talk about horseshit and shenanigans than the horseshit and shenanigans show. We're built on horseshit and shenanigans. And listen, I bullshit a lot, but at least I'm clear about it. I'm clearheaded about it.

You know it and I tell you. It's transparent. It's transparent. You believe anything I say, check your head. Talk to your therapist. All right, so without further ado, I was trolling on the internet. As you do.

Oh man, do I like to do this and let's take a listen. Oh My holy god, look at that mane of hair. Wow that she has gone to new heights on that hair That is epic How long do you think it takes her to do that hair and that shit is standing up six inches off the top of her head Maybe eight maybe eight maybe eight. Maybe eight. Maybe eight. That makes the 80s look like they should be ashamed of themselves. But you know, this is coming in.

This is the flock of seagulls of feather. Do you know this is coming back in? This is horrific. Flock of Teresa's. They're like, no, we need to go bigger, Teresa. We're gonna put the nodes here. We're gonna put the nodes here and the earpieces here. And we've got a message board in the back here.

Yeah. She's going to be the first one to get narrow link from that fucking musk. She's going to be like, I want that. I want that to be able to wire it right into my brain. How does she get her hair like this? Because not only is it eight inches tall off her head, it's all the way around. Yeah.

It's down. This is, I don't know, who, who okayed this? Is this a wig? I mean, I clearly, I think it's attached to her head. You can see it coming out of her head, but I don't trust anything. I don't trust her anyway. I certainly don't trust her hair. No. There's got to be some magic going on there, for sure. It's witchcraft. I want to know what it looks like from the back. Is it like all flat because they

proved everything out? It has to be. Yeah. The ghosts are like, make it bigger so we can ghosts are like make it bigger so we can see you Smack you on the back of the head All right, here we go. Let's take a listen to Teresa's brand new show on whichever channel But I'm touring and I have a day off. I always love to see what is unique to that town Oh, I'm sure Teresa you're a man of the people. I mean, it's a lot of fun to visit hidden treasures

with Kiana. Apparently, Hillbilly Hot Dog was like the place to go. Oh, good old Hillbilly Hot Dog. Oh, are they gonna tell us where they are? They're in Tennessee, I think. I mean, I don't know this for sure, but I'm just assuming Hillbilly Hot Dog is in Tennessee. With that dolly part in here.

Yeah. Oh no, they're in Virginia, sorry. What? Theresa, Theresa. They're literally pulling up into a shack that's called Hillbilly Hot Dog. And by the way, they're probably fucking good hot dogs. They probably are.

Hillbilly wedding chapel. A wedding chapel? Where? Where? What the f***? Imagine for the rest of your life telling your wife, I'm so glad we got married at the Hale-Billy hot dog wedding chapel. Crowning achievement of my life.

Let's go get some hot dogs. Don't let her in. Hi! Hot dogs. Don't let her in. Yee-haw! I need some weenie panties, I'm so weenie standy, sells best weenies, I gotta get the weenies. Yee-haw, thank you! Wow, this- They did just say the best weenies around. They just said the best weenies around, in a song.

When you make up a song, you probably earned it. Sometimes, something as simple as trying to order food is very difficult because Spirit clearly has a very different agenda for me. Oh my god. I can't take it So this is our original show started with the Long Island medium. Yeah, she would just go get her nails done and oh God, there's a spirit. Oh really and then she'd go order a sandwich and oh, did you just let you know the same? I can't stand. I'm feeling a buzz on my nipples.

That means someone died in a car accident. She's rubbing her throat. I know she's rubbing her throat. Is she gonna go through this whole routine where she's choking now? Yeah. And that means somebody died, it's like I can't breathe.

All right, I'm gonna do the Ola Cheesy Beefy Weenie. Ola Cheesy Beefy Weenie right off the tongue. We're doing a whole comedy routine here, see? Not the time to do it with the television cameras. All right, it is 2480. We're doing a lot. Jeez, 2486 for a cheese weenie. I know, it's very expensive for a cheese.

She's drinking diet Mountain Dew. You're an adult, Teresa. Stop it. If you're going to do a video, you're going to have to do a video. You're going to very expensive for a G. She's drinking diet Mountain Dew. Wait, you're an adult, Teresa. Stop it. If you're gonna drink a Mountain Dew, drink a fucking Mountain Dew. You know what I'm saying?

That's my opinion. Just go for it. Is anybody out there ever drink diet Mountain Dew? I do. You do? Yeah. You drink diet Mountain Dew. I do.

Sorry, sorry to offend. Nevermind, I'll take it back. No, I'm okay. So I don't know if you know what I do.. So I don't know if you know what I do. Yeah, I don't know if you know what I do or why all these TV cameras are all around us. It's not about the hot dog. It's about me. It's about me. It's always about me, because if I get deflected to me, then I don't have to worry about you. But I'm able to communicate with people that have died, so when I start choking and coughing and I feel a restriction in the throat,

it means that someone passed from something other throat. I got a bunch of chins in the back of my throat. Do you understand that? My mom actually. The suspenders of the back road. He's like, oh my god. Oh my god. You mind moving it along on a half hour for lunch. I need my cheesy weedy.

Cheesy weedy. I heard. Okay. She passed in the fire? Yeah, she did. I need my cheesy weenie. Cheesy weenie. I heard her. Okay. She passed in the fire? Yeah, she did. I'm very skeptical. Yeah. I mean, I am spiritual, but I'm kind of a skeptic

when it comes to mediums and things in that aspect. Obviously you're not. Right. Because a lady just walked in with a bunch of TV cameras. Yeah, they Facebooked all of you before they walked in. How many producers talked to these people before they actually showed up this that you don't just randomly show up at these places and start filming. So when a soul hits me in the back of the head when they show me like how they pass and they make me feel how they pass hitting me in the back of the head is the validation that she did not suffer to her death. I didn't see anybody get hit in the back of the head. So your head never moved like that.

And she started rubbing her throat and coughing the minute she walked in there. Yeah. So here's how it goes. For those of you that don't know and you should know. That's just allergies. Because we're adults in 2020 for you. That's just allergies. This is last night's dinner stuck in your throat. It's GERD. You have GERD. Take a ZERD deck. That's how tech will clear up those ghosts.

ZerTech, not approved for ghosts. ZerTech for mild-gird and ghosts. Oh, my God. I take GhostTech. For those of you that don't know, and you should know because you're an adult in 2024, but when someone, when a TV film or TV or film crew go to film something like this, they spend probably at least a half a day at this place, making sure they have the right angles, that the TV cameras know where to stand.

Also it's the cutest girls on staff. They've got their hair done, They've got their hair done. They've got their makeup done. I guarantee these girls don't serve hot dogs looking like that on a regular Tuesday. No, probably not. I mean maybe they do, but probably not. They knew exactly when she was coming in. They probably had a production crew there since the early morning.

Yeah. Teresa rolls up at noon to get her lunch or whatever. They have to sign releases so that they can use the material. And while some of those releases, admittedly can be signed afterwards, 99% of the time they're signed beforehand, so that the TV crew can, or the editing crew can use whatever is made inside of that to their advantage.

They don't do that afterwards, because someone might go, ah, I didn't like what I said there, so can we take that part out? They start negotiating editing. So, the second that you sign one of those contracts contracts how easy is it to just find out that information? Passes along to the research have their name you have their address their phone number They're Facebook their Instagram you're doing research by the way even if you weren't a ghost whatever talker

You visit these are things that producers of television shows would find out anyway Wow These are things that producers of television shows would find out anyway Wow Do you understand that? Yeah? My mom passed away very unexpectedly three years ago. She died in an apartment fire Well, that is terrible. There's no doubt about that is terrible But Teresa is not talking to her right your mom kind of looked at me She goes, you know, I was a bit of a free spirit, Teresa. Does that make sense?

Does that make sense? She kind of looked at me. What are you talking about? She kind of looked at me and she said, uh-huh. Yeah. My mom was not strict. She was very late. Yeah, you're right about that.

She looked at me. Teresa often says she doesn't see the spirits. Right. They just talk to her. Yeah. They just hit her in the head. If you can see her, I want to hit her in the head. Where is she? Yeah. Why can't you give me details? What does she look like? Yeah, she's here. I kind of let me do whatever I wanted to do. She bought me my first beer when I was 15. She had the biggest heart. She was kind to everyone. She was a pretty incredible woman. She bought me my first beer when I was 15. Your mom says I never told you,

but how proud I am of you. She says, you've always made me proud. She just said to me, she goes, my daughter is the best mom. She says, she's twice the mom that I ever was. That doesn't mean that your mom wasn't a good mom. What she's acknowledging is the mom that you have become. Oh, now you're interpreting what the ghosts are saying

in some kind of psychological therapeutic way. Gotcha, 10-4. Go home. You're now a ghost therapist. Go home. Go home. Go home. And by the way, no offense to this young lady.

Terrible thing happened to her mother. And if someone died that was close to me, I would desperately wanna have one more conversation with them. Desperately wanna have one more conversation with them. But I don't think you're too skeptical about this because Teresa is giving you zero information that you probably couldn't figure out on Facebook or Instagram.

Yeah, I'd be pissed off if she walked up to me and said something like that. Me too, I sure would. I'll talk to my mom on my own, thank you. Yeah, I don be pissed off if she walked up to me and said something like that. I sure would I'll talk to my mom on my own Thank you. Yeah, I don't need it. I don't need your bullshit shit Thank you So she says please know that I did not suffer to my death That is the main reason why she needed to come through but more more importantly, how much she loved you and how proud she is of you. Saying things generically that any child would want to hear from their mother or father

one more time. Living or not. Yep, that's right. 100%. I'm still waiting for my dad to say it, but I don't actually think he's proud of the car so frick. Wow. Thank you so much. Well, don't thank me, thank them.

Okay, I never, I didn't believe in this until this, and you really nailed everything spot. You nailed in this two and a half minute conversation. A brown mom, come on. Exactly. Come on. I wish you all the best. Thank you. You're the best.

I can't believe it. It's definitely real because somebody off the street that's walking into him really hot dogs shouldn't know all that Oh, please come on. Don't don't don't don't say what the producers Yeah, don't drink the kool-aid. Don't don't say what the producers told you to say that's a bunch of bullshit your weenies. Thank you Thank you. We're not even gonna eat the weenies We're never interested in them just for the them. This is just for the show. This is just for the show. All right, more Teresa Caputo, we'll be back.

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to make fun of me, to slowly poke at our boss. I allow it, I allow it because I'm a weak need, probably agree with her kind of guy. All right, back to Teresa. That was insane. Somebody passed me something in the neck or something, and I kept feeling something with her. Now she's in the back of the restaurant doing another reading for another random human being

who I guarantee is somehow related to this restaurant. Let's see. My brain. You know my husband died, all-timers, and he had a lot of heart. So this, so, so when I was the founders of this. He passed away on July 29th, 2021, and he had battled all- Oh, he's the owner of the Hail Billy Hot Dog place.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, knew it. Timers for probably about a year and a half. And you used to look at me and say, I'm not ever gonna forget you. Did he complain about his neck? Or what? Because he keeps making me feel the neck, and I can't get rid of the neck pain. We had that checked so many times and there was nothing. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Did you post that on Facebook frequently? Well, yes I did. How did you know that? Well, I have this little thing. I'm seeing, I have, when my neck hurts, it means he's on Facebook. They could find, but because he had heart issues and they were always checking his neck.

But he did. I knew it. I knew it. My neck hurts now. Oh, God, my neck. It was upstairs and I kept feeling the thing with my neck. Oh, my God. How fake is this?

They're doing like these cutaways where she's complaining about her neck frequently throughout the day. I would have fucking crock of shit. I can't suck. I can't. I can't even swallow it sometimes. It's so unbelievably and poorly edited. It's just terrible.

Wow. It was a side. Wow. And we had to check. Who's the young girl who's with her? Is that her? That's the one I heard, assistant. Oh, okay.

If they could... Poor girl. Can you find anything that was wrong? So when a soul shows me a plaid or a flannel shirt, it means that's what they always wore. Or more importantly, they only that's what they always wore. Or more importantly, they only wore a specific type of shirt.

Well, he has a red plaid shirt. What is she talking about? Tina. Is he, he's standing there holding up a shirt? Like what are you talking about? Well, he's dressed in a shirt. He's staying there. Yeah.

Reason number three why this is bullshit. Who gives this lady a TV show anyway? They give her a TV show because there's so many people out there and I'm not calling them gullible. I'm saying they desperately wanna believe that someone, and maybe it's true, I don't discount that people talk to dead people.

I don't discount that at all. I have friends, I've had experiences in my own life that I think are unexplainable strange and Connected to some universal energy that I can't explain. I won't even try to explain But what I don't do is I don't make believe I'm not playing make believe with other people not messing yet people's emotions Yeah, this is the worst part of this. It's yeah, it's terribly manipulative And you know Chrissy pointed this out so many Teresa Caputo episodes ago, and I keep on thinking about this. How do these people then not follow up with Teresa immediately and ask them questions? Why are they not

doing that? They're not allowed to? They edit them out? I would have questions. This drives me crazy. They probably make him sign it in the waiver that they won't ask too many detailed questions. That I have to hang by my front door because that's what he always would walk out and put that on. And then you lay on his side of the bed. And I lay on his side of the bed. And you feel him. You feel the bed move. I do.

It's a love story. It truly is. And I miss him like crazy. Do you know, I have to tell you that my son in there, Vance, he had a dream that son he came to him. Oh, yeah. But this is what your husband also wanted me to say. The dream, it wasn't a dream, it was a visitation. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, after you told me, I figured something out.

Yeah, you just reminded me. Yes. This is another thing that she does. She'll see a piece of clothing and she'll go, is there a bracelet? What's the bracelet involved? And the bracelet says like RIP dad yeah and she's like I knew it I knew it where's your son in the kitchen yeah he's in the kitchen I gotta see your son I want the guys to sit down we're gonna bring Vance in here oh save by Vance Hey Vance. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and then your dad came through. Really? And there was a point where he wanted me to say that the dream, it wasn't a dream, it was a visitation.

It was your dad's soul coming to you, letting you know that he was okay. He's not okay, Teresa, he's dead. He's dead, Teresa. How can you look these poor people in their face? Because. You say that, you lie, you lie? Because all she wants at the end of the day is the mula. That's all she cares, she wants the mula.

Do you know who I am? Yeah, do you know who I am? Do you know what I do? No, Teresa, we don't. I con people. Yeah. I'm a grifter. I'm a grifter.

Thank you for signing that wave of us. You wanna play my polytrick? you for signing that wave of us. You want to play my poly trick? Yes. Thanks for signing all those legal documents and a lot of stuff to come in here today. I use those to my advantage and Google you. We're making a gimmick out of you. Yes. It's awesome.

Not suffering. Sonny was more than a stepfather to me. He was a guiding light in a lot of ways. A cool guy that just basically took me under his wing. He just had a special way of just putting his charm on things. He says, and I want to thank you for the way that you have really stepped up. I actually think I believed Miss Cleo more than I believe Teresa Caputo. For sure.

For sure. Like Miss Cleo seemed more sincere and genuine than Teresa Caputo. For sure. For sure, like Miss Cleo seemed more sincere and genuine than Teresa Caputo does. Yes. He says because every morning you're like, Sonny, I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm gonna do it. Is that correct? No, it's not. Look at his face.

No, he's not buying it. My stepdad's not embarrassing me from the other side. No. I'm so grave. No. So know that when you do that, know that his soul is right beside you. And he says, and I want you to know that I'm proud on how you've been stepping up and really kind of

doing things outside of the box or outside of things that you typically do. That's spot on. That's spot on because I posted on Facebook three days ago. I wish Sonny was here. By the way, Sonny sounds like a cool dude. Sonny, wherever he is, is probably like, that is fucking nitwit. How did she get involved? Spot on. So know that he wants to thank you for that. Well thank you. That is, wow, wow. Every day I walk into this place and go, I got a lot to do.

Cause there's a constant game. And he always said, it's one piece of duct tape away from falling in. But nobody can live up to saying that he was one of a million. I do what I do to help people, right? No, you do what you do to make lots and lots of money, and then you torment them for the rest of their lives.

You don't give them a business card or a cell phone number that they can call to have frequent conversations with their loved ones who unfortunately passed away. It is mean, it is cruel, and it is bullshit. And that's it. But how Spirit gets me to move and to do things is just so incredible. Well, you spoke to my wife earlier. She was like...

No way! I didn't know that until five days ago. My producers told me after they did the Facebook dig. We didn't realize that until we were looking at all your social media. That's why I made sure she was working today. Yes, we didn't realize that until we were looking at all your social media. That's why I made sure she was working today. Yes, we didn't realize that till we pulled backgroundreport.com. I was your wife? Yeah, I guess Theresa didn't even know I was married to Shannon.

Oh, wow. You guessed Theresa didn't know. Of course, you know that she knew. Oh, this is absolutely so. Oh my god, this was really a family affair. But the real question is, how is your food? Let me tell you something. I might have to go get another hot dog. I might have to go get another hot dog.

I'm so interested in what's going on in this place. But unfortunately, I've got to get back to the Ritz Carlton where I stay. And that's nowhere close to here. Unbelievable bullshit coming from Teresa Caputo's mouth again. where I stay. And that's nowhere close to here. Unbelievable bullshit coming from Teresa Caputo's mouth again. Again. With longer hair. Someone hit her on the back of the head. Come on, give me a break.

Every time she says it, I'm just like, no, Teresa, anything but that. Any time she claims that she's having multiple conversations with ghosts and having a conversation with the person in front of her Mom looked at her and kind of said yeah, I kind of said Kind of looked at me. Can you tell me what she actually said because it's kind of important Teresa. You're talking to my dead mother Good. Yeah, I leave Unbelievable well we're here slaying Teresa caputo again. I'm sorry if you're a fan. I'm not actually I'm not sorry No, I hope that you get the comfort and

Yeah, it serves you it serves. Yeah, I hope you get the comfort and Empathy that you're looking for because I do know how hard it is to lose somebody and I still see Nico sometimes I still smell me go sometimes in this house House. Stinky Ghost. Oh, Farnico, stinky, stinky Niko. If he was only here with us, he would not approve of Teresa Caputo. He would bite her ankles. That's right.

And, as always, as I've always said and I always will say, I welcome Teresa on the show. I will be fair, I will be objective. Well, I'll be fair. I don't know if I'll be objective, but I'll be fair. Come in here and tell me how you do this. I want be objective. Well, I'll be fair. I don't know if I'll be objective But I'll be fair come in here and tell me how you do this I want the details give me any information about anyone close to me who's passed away that is meaningful Relevant and detail not on social media not on social media, and I promise you you will turn me around I give her a go I'd give her a go. Yeah, listen, I'm open-minded. I'm open-minded about everything I have my opinions like everybody else does but I'm not stuck to them and I've changed my mind a lot a lot I changed my mind

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