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Episode Date: January 3, 2025TCB Classic is back! It was only right to start the year off how we ended it...with Frankie B! This episode is one of the first few times Bryan & Krissy reviewed Frankie's videos, and I'm sure you'll ...all be at attention while listening. Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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I'm normally polite, but if somebody irritates me, I'll just simply turn around and turn the fuck off.
On this episode of the commercial break.
My friends, it's me once again here here to bring you one more TCB classic
before we are back in action.
Now, this is an episode I had to search far and wide for
because as you are well aware,
there are like 700 episodes of this damn show.
So, I have brought you one of the earliest episodes
of Brian and Chrissy reviewing Frankie B's videos.
I thought it was only appropriate because a lot of our Frankie B jokes hearken back
to this very episode.
And we ended the year on Frankie and now we're starting it with Frankie.
And so here we are with a TCB classic.
Have fun.
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Okay, without further ado, here we go.
Back by popular demand.
Back by popular demand. Back by unpopular demand is probably the better way to say this.
Chrissy, I think it was episode number, I'm taking a guess here, but I believe I'll be right when I say episode 61 or 62
I stumbled upon something that would become lures
An episode you'll never hear
Funny story on the way to this episode
Chrissy and I record we record live on fireside and actually probably a couple episodes that you've heard have been live on fireside
Whether you know it or not. We've been on fireside and actually probably a couple episodes that you've heard have been live on fireside whether you know it or not we've been on fireside and so
what Chrissy and I did was we recorded an episode that we were lovingly
referring to as Bill Murray's voicemail because I got Bill Murray's voicemail
phone number and I was going to ask people if they wanted to leave Bill a
message well we were plagued with technical issues and it just didn't come
out strong out of the gate. And so I decided that I'm... If you want to listen to it, go to Fireside.
Go to Fireside.
You can listen to the disaster.
And you'll hear the laugh.
Yeah.
So there's a guy...
So we reviewed some voicemails that I found online and there is a guy and he has the best
laugh I have ever heard on anyone.
Yeah.
It's like a cartoon laugh.
It is.
Loved it.
So when you hear that laugh, that's what we're referring to.
I don't want you to be out of the loop because, of course, we never played that episode anywhere.
So, yet another episode lost in space.
61 or 62, I stumble upon something that will become folklore in the-
It's gold, Brian.
It's gold.
In the history of the commercial break.
The guy's name is Frank Bernardo, and he is an expert in all things.
Fitness, fashion, fun, grooming, framing, typography, geography, history, tic-tacs, tic-tocs,
Tiaras.
YouTube, Tiaras. Fake boobs, real boobs, greasy hair, oilier hair, erectile dysfunction.
He is an expert in anything over 50.
If you're over 50, he's your guy.
He knows all about it.
He's that guy that you go to the bar and you have a couple of drinks and he never shuts
up.
Actually, he's the guy that you go to the bar.
That smashes into the bar.
Yeah, that you smashes into the bar.
He's the guy that you go to the bar and you're looking to have a drink
and then he just pops up next to you.
Hey, my name's Frank Bernardo, how are you?
You wanna hear about some fashion tips?
He travels around with a band.
Yes, he has a band.
We think.
Or a boombox.
Probably a boombox.
Playing his theme song 24 hours a day
so he can come out of water in a pool and look real sexy and cool in slow motion
Throw his hair back
Or he's getting a new tattoo
He looks like he's tatted up
So we found Frank and we did we reviewed three of his
Online episodes. Yeah, right. They're about 10 to 15 minutes long a piece.
We reviewed three, and then Chrissy was sick one day,
and I had to quickly put together an episode.
So what I decided to do is I threw together some clips
from those three episodes and called it a best of show
because we had to take a break
because Chrissy wasn't feeling well.
Well, we got murdered by about four yahoos, right?
That just probably have never listened to the show ever.
And they were like,
these guys do the same fucking thing over and over and over again.
We have done Frankie three times.
And if it wasn't for these-
But I get the most response from the Frankie ones.
But so many people love Frankie B, including us.
We love Frankie B.
We freaking love him.
We affectionately refer to Frankie B as Frankie B.
Yeah.
I mean, he's got a name.
We gave him a name.
It's not what he calls himself.
His name is Frank Bernardo.
We call him Frankie B.
And Frank is our friend,
even though we have never talked to him.
He's our friend.
We do need to have him on.
We do need to have him on.
We could.
I don't know, he's just kind of gone away.
Like he hasn't posted too much stuff lately.
Maybe it takes a long-
His tips worked.
His tips worked.
That's right.
He's got a girlfriend. He's got a girlfriend.
Or he's in jail. One of the two.
Right.
Yeah. Or he's just talking somebody's ear off.
Either one. That's 50-50.
Last time I saw him he was in Mexico. He could have COVID or something.
But I tell you what, my friends, I have been sitting on this now for about 37 episodes.
That's about four or five months. I've been sitting on this particular one,
and I think it's time that we just do it
99 episodes in we're doing our hundredth episode. Let's get one more Frankie B in under the under the gun
Yeah, before we turn 100 episodes. Are you ready? I'm ready. Am I ready? I'm ready
Are you ready? I've been ready for weeks to do this. I've been ready for months
I would have done this one right after the best of Frankie B if we had a choice
Yeah I've been ready for months. I would have done this one right after the best of Frankie B if we had a choice.
Yeah, but I waited because of four yahoos out there who told us that we were shitheads that just kept doing the same thing over and over again.
Fuck you. Here's Frankie B. Ready? Guess what Frankie's talking about today?
Erectile dysfunction. You've been waiting for this one. Go on now, get excited.
Erectile dysfunction. Yeah, we all experience that from time to time
But if you're experiencing this on a regular basis
Maybe you have a problem. So in today's video I'm gonna go over five things that you can do to eliminate the mental part of ED
I'm gonna fix your broken dick now Oh yeah, he's the wicked! I'm gonna fluff you up!
How could you not feel excited after that song?
That's so cheese-ass.
It reminds me of Pearl Jam's 10.
That's not even talking about Pearl Jam, we Pearl Jam's 10. Ah, Pearl Jam's 10.
Let's not even talk about Pearl Jam, but we're talking about Frankie B.
How dare you.
You can't do that, Chrissy Honey.
It's against the rules.
What's going on, everybody?
Hey!
That scared me, actually.
What's going on, everybody?
And welcome you to my grooming fitness fashion.
You know, I say this. I make fun of this every time we do a
Frankie B video or the number of times I don't frankly I always make fun of him
going hey everybody but then this is how we start the show
I'm sure there are people that do not listen to us on Monday morning cuz like
fuck that man those guys scream mean my ear the entire time
lifestyle channel for guys over 50 who want to up their game look and feel better about themselves
Before we get into the video guys at any time you like what you're seeing any time you dig what you're hearing
Do me a favor guys give the video a thumbs up because it'll definitely help this channel grow and at any time you feel like
Subscribing, please do so and welcome to the family
All right, so guys
family
I'm gonna fix your broken dick
Bernardo to Bernardo that Edie problems passed out from Bernardo Joe Bernardo
We
from Bernardo to Bernardo.
We call it the- An ancient Chinese secret.
Yeah, an ancient Chinese secret.
Call it the cure of the flasks and floppy.
You got a floppy disk, don't worry.
I'm Frank Bernardo and I'm here to stiffen you up.
Ha ha!
How do you think I got my hair like this?
Same product, same product.
You just rub a bunch of industrial strength hair gel
on it, it's gonna be hard as a rock for days.
It's gonna cause a nasty yeast infection.
But she'll be gone by then, don't worry about it.
Let's talk about ED.
Now, as you're aware, there's two parts of ED.
There's the mental and there's a physical side.
If it's already been determined that you have a physical problem and you're still not where
you need to be, well, maybe...
Already determined by who?
Well, now, I'm a man of a certain age, 35.
It's soon to be 36. It's, you know, any guy who has a dick,
which are most of us, right,
understand that sometimes it works when you don't want it to,
sometimes it doesn't work when you don't want,
when you want it to,
and then sometimes it just does things on its own
and you have no idea what's going on, right?
That's what it seems like.
Now, I think most of us in our younger years,
including myself, don't have too much of a problem
with this particular issue.
Or control.
Or control of it.
Yeah, I have control over it, yes I do.
But not then.
Not then, no, no, no.
20 years ago I had no control over it.
It was just doing its own thing.
It was all over the place.
Yeah, I had to tuck it under my shirt and stuff
there when I was walking up around the high school.
That's why I wore a blazer.
People thought I was alternative.
I was just hiding my boners.
Hiding my boners.
Hiding my boners.
Hey Brian, how are you?
I'm good, I'm hiding my boner.
Shh.
I'm hiding my high school boner.
Be quiet.
Don't tell anybody.
It's like the worst nightmare if you got caught
with a boner.
And because I went to Catholic school,
I had to wear these damn pleated pants.
And the pleated pants, sometimes it gets stuck, right?
And then it just looked like.
Oh my God.
Ha ha.
It just looked like.
How did you read like plaid pleats, pleated shorts.
No, full length pants.
So sometimes my pants went all the way down to my shoes, but then other times because
I had a boner, it was like a sock showing like this.
And then I'd just throw my book bag in front of it and walk down the hallway like this.
Hey, why don't you throw your backpack on your back? No, no, no, I'd better wear it down here. I had to carry it. I had to carry it right in front of it. I can't walk down the hallway like this. Hey, why don't you throw your backpack on your back? I don't know. I like it better. I just like to carry it right in front of my dick. Strength.
Yeah, I'm working out
It won't go down. I
Don't know what happened
Miss Tiernan started talking talking
talking
Miss Tiernan started talking about Uncle Barry's skin Talking talking
God damn it. Maybe you have a mental problem, too All right, they do work hand-in-hand
Most of the time if you have a physical problem it plays mentally on you with Edie. They do work hand-in-hand no pun intended
with ED, they do work hand in hand, no pun intended. You know what I mean.
So we gotta shake up and correct the mental side
of your ED problem.
And where does that start with?
Well, I think if...
A thousand bucks, here comes one
of Frankie's circular conversations.
He's gonna say there's...
I think.
I think, yeah, there's five parts to this.
There's actually gonna be 12.
And six of them are gonna be the same thing.
Are we still on step one?
I don't even know if we got into any steps yet.
These are Frankie V's videos are all the same.
He starts out with five things, right?
Which end up being 12 things of which
there's only really two.
And then he just talks in circles.
And I feel that a lot of you guys,
you let yourself go in life, okay?
Especially the older guys.
And I'm even gonna backtrack.
There's a reason your dick doesn't work,
it's because you're a loser.
Welcome to the family.
Welcome to the family, you fat fuck.
Welcome to the family, subscribe.
Like, subscribe, lose weight, you fat fuck.
Let's get that dick right.
Let's get your cock straightened out real quick.
Come here.
Let Frankie touch it a little bit.
I feel what's going on.
Yeah, let me give it a little taste test.
You know what I mean?
A little teener.
Let me get a little teener tickle of those testicles.
Let me get a little testicle teener, if you don't mind.
A little T.T.
A little T.T.
A little T.T.
A little T.T.
A little testicle teener.
That's right.
You know what you need?
Shot of straight horse adrenaline.
That'll get your dick hard.
No, no, son.
We're going to have to put this straight in your penis, chef.
Don't worry.
It hurts a lot more than it looks.
What? Oh, hi. It hurts a lot more than it looks.
What?
Oh, hi, it's Christina again.
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Frank.
Poor Frankie. We're gonna say a lot of the guys in their 40s and I'm even seeing an alarming rate of
30 year olds who are already letting themselves go.
All right?
And what happens guys is this just festers in your mind when it becomes time to perform.
All right?
You're not happy with your body. you're not happy with your body you're not happy with your look and
there's that little hang up that's that's in your mind when it's time to
perform and guess what you can't shake that hang up because you're worried
about what that woman is thinking what is she thinking about me do I look okay
never had this particular problem. I just feel lucky.
I'm just like, sweet.
Yeah.
Yeah, she must be blind in one eye.
Turn off the lights and get to it real quick.
Guys, you know, this is a problem.
I do have to say, this is an honest to God problem.
And we're not making fun of the problem.
Like I don't want anybody to feel like embarrassed
about this, people have problems.
It's a unit that sometimes doesn't work. And's like you can't, you know, as much as you might try.
There is a lot of mental stuff going on. I agree. With girls and guys. Yes, I agree. Listen, I've been with...
That attributes to the climax version of the sex. Or it attributes to, you know, lubrication down there. We talked about your sin about this, right? There's a lot of different issues
that can kind of come into play
that make sex awkward, uncomfortable,
or just generally undesirable.
Mental is part of it.
Yeah, and one of the things
that generally makes sex undesirable is me
in the equation.
Go run to Charleston and get a cup of tea.
Do I feel soft and punchy to her?
Okay, guys, we don't need that shit.
Let me introduce myself.
My name is Frank Bernardo.
I'm 58 and a half years old, soon to be 59, and guess what?
My dick works great.
Look at my dick.
Look at my cock and balls.
Look at my stiffy.
59 and a half?
58 and a half?
58 and a half.
Okay.
So now we know the number.
This was recorded about a year ago, though, so he's now 60. Look at my stiffy! 59 and a half? 58 and a half?
58 and a half! So now we know the number. This was recorded about a year ago though, so he's now 60. He's almost 60.
He's gonna have to do over 60. He's gonna have to change. He's gonna have to wipe all his subscribers out and go right back to the drawing board.
Well, guess I can't do that anymore. Now he's gonna have to change his equation for women. If you weren't with us on earlier
versions, you can go back and listen to the old Frankie episodes. But Frankie has a whole
math equation about what's an appropriate age to date. It really, at the end of the
day, we couldn't actually figure out what the math equation was. We just know that-
It was like how to figure it out Fahrenheit to Celsius.
Yes, it's like pi.
You add 30, subtract. It's like I was driving 70 miles per hour Spain
officer. He's like it's kilometers. 60? Little over a year away. Am I worried about it? Hell no.
Do I think about it? Not a chance. You know why guys? Because I don't feel my age and there's a
reason why. The reason is is I take great physical care of myself.
I take an immense amount of narcotics.
Steroids.
I take steroids.
I take Viagra by the handful.
Yeah.
Yeah, my dick is ready to go literally, breathe on it.
Yeah, I remember like in the 70s
when you had those little things of cocaine
that were sitting on tables.
Frankie. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like the little, yeah.
Is Frankie has things I'm telling you, I have been to parties where people are passing these around like in my twenties
and thirties, I went to parties where people were like,
and one guy couldn't get his dick to go down. Oh my God.
That was the craziest story, but I'm going to have told that many times before,
but I actually knew a guy who took Viagra recreationally when he did not need it and he was high on cocaine and we had to drop him off at the
hospital in like a drive-by shooting.
We were just like, ah!
See you later!
Look at his cock!
His dick is broken!
Weekly, monthly, and yearly, I do the necessary things to keep myself in top physical form.
And guess what?
I do the same thing with my mind.
I do the same thing with my dick.
I'm doing reps right now.
You just can't see it.
One, two, one, two, one, two.
Do those kegels.
They work for men too.
See this, age only slows you down when you allow it to.
Let me repeat that, age only slows you down when you allow it to.
Or when you break a hip, that slows you down.
Right, I will.
Age only slows you down when you get old.
That's all I gotta say, okay?
And unfortunately in today's society, this is the way it is guys.
Most guys don't give a rat's ass about the way they look.
And they are letting age dictate everything in their lives.
There's guys out there that are in their 50s
that might want to start a workout routine,
that might want a better their look,
that might want a new haircut, but they say, why?
Where am I going with this?
Exactly Frankie, where are you going with this how did we end up here what are we
talking about i thought you're gonna fix my dick what are we talking about i love
how a guy won't get his hair cut that's actually the the major thing that i see
the guys do keep up with me too yeah yeah the one thing that i think most
guys are on top of is the haircut maybe during the pandemic things got a little
shaggy yeah but i think we're bringing it back together nicely.
Yeah, the haircut's in.
That's right.
And what are we talking about now, Frankie?
It's always the same thing.
We always go back to the same thing.
Like, where were we?
Yeah, my hair is beautiful, my body's awesome,
and my dick is hard.
So he just ends up talking about himself for an hour.
That mentality drives me absolutely nuts.
Because what happens, guys guys it continues to get worse
it doesn't get any better your thought process just continues to get worse the way you look
it's worse your diet gets worse you're losing muscle at a fast clip and what's gonna happen?
Your choices in YouTube videos get worse.
This video feels like when I was just out in Colorado and I ate an edible.
I was like, where am I? What am I doing? What happened? And Jeff's like, my dick don't work.
We're both like, look at my body. Look at my body! I know to go back to that. Meanwhile,
you're in a crosswalk in downtown Denver and people people are like, eh, eh, eh. Wait, I'm trying to get my dick to work.
It's all in my mind.
Just like I gotta figure shit out of here
to make it work down here.
I'm like, who are you?
I'm trying to get it stiffy.
Where did you come from?
I thought I was having sex with my wife
Honey these edibles are great. We have an audience. I think a bus just hit you
crazy Where's Frankie B? Where's Frankie B when we need him?
Your mind's gonna get all effed up over this okay?
What we need to do is we need to install confidence in you, okay?
And that all starts with building a better body,
building a better mind, having a great diet,
look dressed great, and all that's gonna be confidence,
and that confidence is gonna come through in the bedroom.
Because guys, we don't need any...
Look at my confidence!
Again, like the Kool-Aid.
Yeah, I just feel like, yeah, he's just busting through the bathroom door.
Look at my cock!
Look at my confidence.
Some girl is like, who are you?
Hello?
A couple wakes up out of the bed. They're like, what are you doing here? Oh, I'm sorry. I got someone called for confidence. No?
You better get a haircut, buddy! Like, what are you doing here? Oh, I'm sorry. I got someone called for confidence. No?
You better get a haircut, buddy. You're looking a little pudgy.
Hey, sweetie, call me if you ever need a rock-hard cock at 59.
I'm not worried about a one bit.
Haven't thought about a one bit,
although I still call myself 58 and a half.
I don't even measure my, like, I'm even past measuring in years.
I'm just like I'm 40 something.
Whatever.
Who cares?
Hang ups when it's time to go to the bedroom.
Okay, we need to clear mind.
We can't be worried about, well, does she think I'm a little overweight or how does
my hair look?
Does it look okay?
We don't need that.
We need you to be confident and not worried about any of that.
So you can go to the bedroom and do your job and that's performance.
Do your job?
We need you to clock in, clock out, spread your old seed all over some woman.
That's what she wants. That's what she's got to get.
The job called for.
That's right. It's 2021 and women are still looking for you
to clock in and clock out.
Spread that seed, buddy.
Get in there, get out of there.
Get the job done.
Get out of there, man.
You're in there too long.
By the way, I'm gonna share this with all of my friends
here at the commercial break.
Okay.
If you are going to sleep with a woman,
regardless if it's your first time or not,
if the mood is there, if we're amorous enough
that we're in the bedroom or somewhere,
or the bedroom's somewhere else,
and you know what I mean?
If you're there, there,
she's not worried about what your belly looks like
or what your hair looks like.
No.
And neither should you be, right?
She's ready and you should be also.
Forget all that shit.
Enjoy the moment.
Put yourself right there in that moment.
Be passionate.
Be in the now.
Get it together.
Do a little teener.
Have enough.
Get it.
Listen, be present.
I want you to be present.
For the entirety of that 30 seconds,
I want you to be there.
Present.
30 seconds. So gentlemen, the first thing I wanna talk to be there. Yeah. Present. 30 seconds.
So gentlemen, the first thing I want to talk about,
I feel this-
Wait, the first thing?
Did I rewind the video?
First thing.
Okay. Oh, this already feels like a long video, Frankie.
I thought that was all five you just talked about.
This is probably the most important
because this one holds true to just about all guys.
And before I get into it, let me explain.
Before I get into the first one.
Before I get into the first one, let me tell you about,
there's like a, let me tell you about point minus zero A.
And then what? Exhibit A.
A, exhibit B.
I'm just gonna briefly touch on each one of these.
These are all coming up.
I'm gonna briefly touch.
Before we get into the first one, we're gonna briefly touch on all these other things. Yeah, I'm gonna briefly touch on each one of these. These are all coming up. I'm gonna briefly touch. Before we get to the first one,
we're gonna briefly touch on all these other things.
I'm gonna briefly touch on a couple,
seven other additional points.
This is bonus material.
I think Frankie had an edible.
Frankie needs someone to really make these videos
much more concise because he just gave the same advice
he's given in every single video,
which is pay attention to your body, eat right, be confident, don't worry about how old you are, but he never
tells you how to do that.
He never gets to the point of what the actual action is that you need to take.
He just tells you, you need to be a, stop being a fat, ugly slob with bad hair.
And also he can get a sports car.
Series of videos.
The first one is your complacent.
You're complacent in your relationship.
You're complacent in your jobs and you're complacent in your looks. With your relationship,
you know, you're married to the same woman for 20, 30, 40 years. You don't give a shit
anymore because she's not. You know what? You need some new pussy. That's what will
get your cock working again. Don't be complacent, shake it up.
Bring a couple extra women into the bedroom.
Yeah, you've been in that marriage, what, 70, 80, 90 years?
20, 30, 40 years?
What are these people, 90?
20, 30, 40 years.
If I'm married to Astrid 40 years, I'm 112.
Not going nowhere, right?
In your eyes.
Until she leaves you, then what do you do?
The next one is your job.
You guys are all comfortable in your job.
You may be working there again.
What does this have to do?
Excuse me, Frankie?
You may be working there.
Excuse me, Frankie?
Frankie?
Yeah, it's me in the corner over here.
What does that have to do with my dick?
Can you talk about my dick a little bit?
15, 20, 25 years.
Oh, they love me.
They don't care what I look like.
Well, gentlemen, if you're in sales and you let yourself go, guess what?
You're going to be gone.
And the last one is your looks.
You think, you know what, my wife don't care.
She loves me the way I look.
My job again, they don't care.
I bring them big money so I can look like living hell and I'll be okay with it
You see we're all that's gonna get you in trouble
We talk Frankie can we talk or the editor of this video or whoever is helping Frankie with these videos
He just talked about this for six of the first 12 minutes
He just said these exact same things and now he's illustrating them again with it. Just different thing. He's actually being very specific. He's like, if you're in sales, if you're in sales
for General Motors in the Detroit office and you look fat and ugly and you walk into the
office, you're limp dick every day saying, well, you know, I'm the heavy hitter sales
guy around here. First of all, what are you talking about Frankie? What?
Let's move on to the next one number two
This one's also a monster and this plays really heavy if you do have an ED problem
And it's working out because guys if you're not working out if you're not taking time to do it daily
At least three times a week what's gonna happen your testosterone.. Excuse me, Frankie, you're talking about sex or working out.
I'm just wondering.
It's gonna plummet.
And without testosterone, guess what, guys?
I don't have to tell you.
Without testosterone, your balls aren't gonna shrink
and you're gonna get horrible acne all over your chest.
Yeah.
Ah!
Have you seen that TikTok video of the roid rage guy?
Okay, ready? I'm gonna share this with you real quick, because
I think this is funny. I think it's it's an interesting. It's
simpatico with a huge guy. I mean, like huge, like neck is
like out to here, like muscles like this. And he's got this
tiny little voice. And he's like, some people think that
taking steroids means that you have roid rage and in the background some girl walks in the door of these
filming this in his kitchen yeah and he's like
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN YOU'RE RUNNING MY VIDEO
but it's totally not planned like it's not scripted she walks in and he goes
off on her like crazy and then he comes back to the camera and he's like,
like I was saying, some people think
that you have roid rage.
It's true.
It's true.
We need to find time to work out.
But a lot of you guys say, you know what Frank,
I'm way too busy.
I ain't got time to work out.
Let me show you why you're dead wrong.
Let me show you how to, let me show you a shortcut.
Anabolic steroids. Great for your attitude.
Okay guys, we've got 24 hours in a day.
You sleep eight and you work eight.
I'm going to give you two hours of playtime in the morning and two hours of playtime at night.
That leaves you playtime.
What are we, children?
Two hours of play in the morning.
I'm going to give you two hours of playtime in the morning, two hours of playtime at night.
I'm going to give you one hour of nap time.
Then you can have snacks. And if you morning, two hours of playtime at night. I'm gonna give you one hour of nap time,
then you can have snacks.
And if you're good, then you can have some dessert.
It sounds like what I talk about all day long.
Trolls, happy meal.
Trolls, happy meal.
Trolls, world tour.
Four hours, guys, are you telling me
you only have one hour in those remaining four hours to build a better body,
to build.
I am telling you right now, Frankie,
I do not have an extra hour to build a better body.
This is as good as it's gonna get right now.
More testosterone so you can have the sexual stammer.
Stammer?
There's nothing like sexual stamama to get you through.
What is that, a new venereal disease?
Sexual stama.
Sexual stama's running rampant through our senior communities.
The villages.
Yeah, the villages.
How's Papa Joe doing?
Well, he's got a bad case of stama.
Stama.
That's stama.
Stama.
Damn stama.
Oh, that of stama. Stama. Stama.
Stama.
Damn stama.
Oh, that damn stama gets you every time.
I was fucking her but then my stama went out.
I got a bad case of the stama.
Well thank the baby Jesus.
Brian took a breath and now I will use this opportunity to let you know that we've got
a brand new phone number. That's right
It's 212-433-3TCB
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Are you kidding me?
We're gonna get you there.
So guys, number three, it's all about the diet.
And before I get into it, I wanna say that-
Before I get into it, I'm gonna repeat what I just said 12 times.
...diet and working out, gentlemen, that's harmony.
It goes hand in hand.
You can't do one and expect results without doing the other.
Together, it's very powerful.
So let's not say diet.
You know what else is powerful?
This body! You're an
asshole. We're going to say we're going to get you eating right. We're going to get you
eating correctly because gentlemen, what you directly put into your body, do you think
it doesn't affect you? Do you think that that doesn't give you issues in the ED department? It can and it most certainly does.
So we need to get you.
That's right.
Oysters.
We're gonna say this.
Eating to make you sick will do nothing for your prick.
You know what I'm saying?
If you put it down your throat,
it's not gonna float your boat.
I don't know what I'm trying to say here guys.
It's...
Ha ha ha ha.
What? Ha ha ha ha? I get no respect.
If you eat too many treats you won't be able to beat your meats, okay?
You know what I'm saying?
Now if you want to get up your stamma, let me tell you something.
Ahhh, you know this is how you get up your stamma.
You eat 12 pounds of oysters,
four milligrams of anabolic steroids,
Pomegranates.
a whole glass of milk, pomegranates, and cocaine.
You'll have the stamina to keep on going.
I call it the stamina-dama-bing-bong diet.
Eating right. Ancient Chinese. I call it the stem of dam of being ball of being bomb diet He's right in a
Sanction Chinese secret telling you what passed out from Bernardo to Bernardo from limb dick to limb dick
All the Bernardo's have had this problem
22 years old you can pretty much
It's like a water house with a spigot turned off.
You get cheated on 12 or 13 times by your wife with different guys nonetheless.
And your dick ain't gonna be able to work. I'm telling you, but you know what's gonna get you back in shape.
You know what's gonna get you that damn- Come into the family fold.
Number one come in ancient Chinese secret here it is ancient Bernardo secret. You ready for this?
confidence comb your hair Come in ancient Chinese secret here it is ancient Bernardo secret you ready for this? confidence
comb your hair
Get a cut get a cut
Get your fashion right make sure you have a big engine under the hood
Yeah, cocaine okay if you do those things in that order you're gonna be good to go
On track the gentleman number, this is big too.
They're all big.
It's big like my dick.
But they're all big.
They're all big.
Everything's big, don't it?
Everything I say is important.
But number four, it's all about your grooming, all right?
And it's not just body grooming.
We're gonna talk about hair.
Now, guys, if you've been going to the same barber
for year after year, or same stylist year after year,
and getting the same haircut year after year
first and foremost you need to fire your stylist or barber because they should be definitely
suggesting some new what wow if you've been going to the barber year after year and he's been doing
a good job you know what you need to do walk in punch him in the face hit him in the potatoes and
say you know what fuck you man they're the reason i'm not getting laid. Frank Bernardo told me to do this.
My link dicks because of you.
My flaccid penis directly has to do with your air cutting abilities.
Frank Bernardo says hello.
And then they just push Frank in on a cart and smash it through the window.
Look at my body!
Sorry about the client guy.
But it's good for video sales.
Fire that guy.
I'm almost monetizing on YouTube.
20 more subscribers and I'm going to be making bug bucks.
Everything's big in my world.
And up to date hairstyles because you guys
are stuck in a rut you're stuck in the same old haircut my stuck in a rut or
stuck in a cut not sure if you've had that haircut now for five six seven
years chances are guys it's out of style so we're gonna get you to step outside the box a little bit. You should do a mohawk. You should do a mohawk.
Yeah, a mohawk.
That's what you're saying.
You should try one of those buns, those man buns.
They're right in style right now.
This moment, they're so hot with the over 50 crown.
You know Ryan Gosling?
He would do a man bun if he could.
He just doesn't have the hair. How
do I know? Because I beat up his stylist for him. I said, you've been doing Ryan's hair
way too long. Look at that poor dick. Doesn't even work anymore.
Look, which is going to give you a better feel. And grooming doesn't just stop at the
hair. Let's look at our overall body hair, our ears, our nose, our eyebrows,
especially in this area. Our scrundle sex. My body is a wonderland.
All goes back to the body. It all goes back to Frank's body. Once we get in our 40s,
it grows at an alarming rate, almost double. So you gotta stay on par with your grooming.
And once you get all your grooming in check, you're gonna exhumed confidence.
You're gonna exhumed confidence. I just want you to know that. Your stama is gonna be up and you're
gonna exhumed confidence. You're gonna literally pick it up out of the ground, you're gonna bring in a backhoe and get that, get that confidence. Yes, I'm here
to exhume confidence. Yeah, we buried it at plot number 33.
Right next to your stama.
Like you've never had before.
And when you have a confidence,
it's gonna roll right into the bedroom.
Everything goes hand in hand.
Gentlemen number five.
Everything goes dick in dick.
Everything goes hand in dick.
Number five, sword fighting.
This is the way we practice.
Gotta keep it up.
I want you to go to your new barber
and say, excuse me,
can you trim my tree trunk right here if you don't mind and then can we do a little sword fighting?
You know the porn guys make their dicks look big they shave it down close. That's how
ancient Bernardo's secret
I'm telling you what I want to throw two at you over here. It's lifestyle and your fashion
fashion guys, I really think we need to clean up our fashion because
Most guys in their 40s 50s 60s on up. Okay, you are wearing from the 60s
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All your Stamai in one place. We've exhumed your favorite hits.
Here's one of your favorites from Frank Bernardo. It's called confidence.
Old man clothes. You are wearing clothes that are out of style. What is it with the New Balance white gym shoes that all you you are wearing clothes that are out of style
What is it with the New Balance white gym shoes that all you guys are wearing?
Welcome to the family I'm gonna murder you
New balance
New balance white gym shirt!
I don't even think New Balance makes new gym shoes in white. It's all colors. I don't
even know. Poor Frank.
All your fashion. And once we do that guys, there again, you're gonna have confidence.
You're gonna have pep in your step. You're gonna walk with your shoulders back. You're gonna have pep in your step. You're gonna walk with your shoulders back
You're gonna have pep in your stick. You're gonna stiffen your dick. Don't even worry about it
You're gonna get that tent back boys. You're gonna proudly roll
proudly walk through the mall
Dick hard as a rock
Wow, Brian got his dick back. I heard things were different.
Did you lose some weight?
Cut your hair?
I don't know, something's different about you.
Maybe it's your raging heart up.
That's right, I exhumed my confidence and got my stammer back.
And now won't go down.
Can you also take me to the hospital?
Can you mind dropping me off at the hospital?
I think I'm having an emergency.
Wow, you are looking kind of blue.
Because all of the blood is now rushed out of my head and into my cock.
Thanks, Frankie B.
No problem.
Make sure you smash that subscribe button.
Welcome to the family. Make sure you smash that subscribe bell!
Welcome to the family!
We have a discount program at the hospital.
You need to get that deflated.
You're going to be different.
That's the name of the game with everything here.
I just see it now.
There's thousands of people that subscribe to this channel and they take his advice and
just like thousands of emergency room visits for hard dicks, you know
Get your haircut work out your body get your haircut and then like punch that person in the face
You're fucking fired
No, my dick doesn't work. It's you you're the problem
There's like violence all over the place again
the third barbershop murder in a week here in Atlanta, Georgia as men are blaming their
Flaccid cocks on their barbers
Let's go live to Jim down on the scene. It's another
disastrous scene down here as the man walked in apparently and said, you're the problem
for my floppy cock. Shot the barber twice in the head and left. This is all coming back
to a man named Frank Bernardo online. I make apologies for nothing.
There's a problem in this country and it's old barbers.
I have a feeling maybe a barber is someone
who slept with his ex-wife.
Yeah.
Different lifestyle, are you happy with your lifestyle?
If you're not, I got a lot of suggestions.
I got a lot of things that we can do
to better your lifestyle.
Like what? I just can't tell you here
Call me
Gentlemen if you incorporate everything that I just talked about if you would corporate
What is he talking about?
That's three big mistakes on words his stammer
Exuming confidence and corporate and corporate you and corporate if you and corporate all of this stuff mistakes on words, his stammer, exhuming confidence.
And corporate. And corporate.
You incorporate.
If you incorporate all of this stuff,
if you incorporate all of this stuff,
you'll be in a different tax bracket.
Talk to your attorney about that.
I'm no tax professional.
And that's not being complacent.
Complacent.
Don't be complacent. Get your up exhume your confidence and remember to incorporate everything having a
better body that's eating right that's by having impeccable grooming habits
that's by having great fashion and a wonderful lifestyle gentlemen if you've
got everything going what does does that exhumed? It exhumed. He keeps on saying it.
I thought he just made a mistake
and now I'm realizing he has no fucking clue
what he's talking about.
He's gonna exhumed confidence.
There's confidence and what does...
Exhumed confidence?
Confidence free to the bedroom, even more confidence confidence if you've got everything working in your life. There's nothing
Mentally with Edie that's gonna shut you down
But if you got hang ups on anything I talked about yes
Because you're gonna be worried about it when you're with your wife when you're with your girlfriend
It's time for you to put on a full
When you're with your wife when you're with your girlfriend probably not's time for you to perform. Or both! Or both! When you're with your wife,
when you're with your girlfriend, probably not at the same time. Or hey, I don't know,
2021. Maybe everyone's just exhuming. Exhuming stamina. Stamma. Just exhibit your exemption.
That's all I gotta say. You can exhibit your exemption in the way that you want to. Get
on that stam stigma right now
Alright, when you have a clear mind body and soul and all you gotta do is perform. You're gonna be a rock star
Sounds simple
When you have a perfect mind body and soul when you've reached karma like the Buddha did
Your dick's gonna be rock hard. Nothing you can't conquer.
I don't know how to get that way, but...
Yeah, it's like a billion dollar industry. People try to figure that out, but okay.
Frankie's got it licked.
Great assault, and just apply it to your everyday routine.
Alright guys, so before I end this video, listen. the whole thing may sound ridiculous, but what I
Trying to do in the preface of my channel
It is to get guys in their 50s upper 50s 60s even guys in their 40s to actually
Stop letting yourself go stop letting your body
yourself go stop letting your body deteriorate your mind deteriorate your grooming all of the above yes it sounds crazy that if you have better grooming
you're gonna perform better sexually but what I'm trying to do is I'm trying to
paint an overall picture of health and confidence for you and that is gonna radiate in the bedroom when you perform
you are literally gonna radiate it's probably cuz you've been zooming some
shit down the street and careful what you do. And go to the tanning bed. Yeah hey listen works for me.
It works for me. Again guys no no hangups, you should be a monster.
This concludes the video, thank you for watching.
Guys over 50, we're not dead. We're just getting started.
With what?
I don't know. I don't know what I learned from that video.
I didn't learn a fucking thing. That's what makes Frankie be so great.
You see, there's a lot of platitudes.
Frankie just has big videos with a lot of platitudes.
And he talks in circles.
And you end up learning nothing.
Right, exhuming.
If I was a guy with an ED problem.
Yeah, you learned about exhuming.
And stama.
And stama.
Radiating.
And incorporate.
Incorporate everything you learned here.
Incorporate we trust.
I'm going to radiate that knowledge.
Radiate, that's all I got to say.
99 episodes in.
Woo.
And we ended on a high note with Frankie B.
Hey, listen here.
Ah!
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Okay everyone that is the end of what was episode 99 and what is now also episode 672.
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