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What? I thought of something funnier than 2024. Let me hear it. 2025 On this episode of the commercial break. Hey, hey, hey and happy new year to you my podcast pals. I don't know about you guys, but I am violently hungover and my entire body hurts from dancing my ass off last night. So that brings me to today.

It's here. It's happening. It's another TCB classic. Dug right up from the very bottom of the annals of TCB, all the way from 2021, if you can believe it. This is an episode full of pop tarts, dating advice from the 1940s, sketch, and of course, love connection.

What the fuck, Chuck? See you on the other side, where hopefully I will be a little less fragile and you will be laughing. Bye. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, it's another episode of the commercial break. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's Kristin, I'm Brian and happy holidays. Happy holidays. Best to you, Kristin. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. I hope everyone's doing well. Kristi and I still on a millionaire hangover.

We're at a million downloads. We wanna thank every one of you so much for listening. You, you out there listening to us right now through your ear balls, through your earphones, through your ear pods. Driving, walking. Driving, walking, screaming at the car. Using the Squat, walking, using the Squatty Potty. Using Squatty Potty.

Or whatever it is you're doing out there. We really appreciate a million downloads. Not possible without you. This million downloads brought to you by you. So there you go. Congratulations to you. Best to you. Best to you.

Is all we gotta say and best to you. Congratulations on that. So yeah, a million downloads. We've been talking about it for a couple days now Best to you. Best to you. Best to you. Is all we gotta say and best to you, congratulations. Best to you. So yeah, million downloads, we've been talking about it for a couple days now and we are super excited. Out of New York, breaking news. Breaking news. Breaking news. I'm gonna read this to you.

A New York woman named Elizabeth Russett is leading the crusade against Kellogg's cereal and breakfast brand. In her lawsuit, she claims that the fruit filling in her Kellogg's Whole Grain Frosted Strawberry Toaster Pastries, if you're eating something with more than four names, you should change your diet. That's all I gotta say. Right.

Is mostly other fruit. According to the lawsuit obtained by TMZ, the Pop Tarts in question are actually heavier on pears and apples than strawberries. The nerve. Which she insists is not enough nutrition to provide nutritional benefits to her body, let alone a strawberry taste. Russa claims that Kellogg's is using the packaging

to fool folks who want a snack packed with more strawberries. She is saying that her damages, personal damages exceed $5 million. And she would also like to see Pop Tarts relabel their strawberry Pop Tarts. What about the frosting on top? Does that, you know, make up for any of the nutrition? That's packed full of nutritional value.

It's got 36 grams of sugar. It's made of basically potato starch. It's, I mean, if you're gonna start the morning off right, Elizabeth, start it off with a sugar coated car bomb straight to your gut. Have a cup of coffee. Right. Why not eat regular strawberries? This is the kind of person who puts- Why not just eat strawberries?

Half a cup of French vanilla flavored coffee mate in her coffee has a couple of strawberry pop tarts and Is on her merry way to shit in some office bathroom somewhere in New York Or the unsuspecting poor office workers have to deal with it. Yes, unbelievable. Please go to another floor Unbelievable is this really is this really what you have time for Elizabeth? Unbelievable. Is this really, is this really what you have time for Elizabeth? Who's the lawyer that took on this case? Listen, there's a lawyer that will take on any case. I will almost guarantee you that there is a lawyer that will take on any case. That's true. As long as the lawyer is not, you know, creating some crime by taking the case, like if you know that your client is lying and you go in front of the judge and claim that it's true. Or, I mean, I didn't wanna get into it.

Nevermind, I'm not gonna go there. I'm not gonna speak politics on here because you guys don't care any of the, really it's boring. But I will say, Elizabeth, fuck you! And your strawberry pop tarts. Stop taking up the court's time. Stop taking up everybody's time.

This is ridiculousness. This is phony, baloony, baloney, right here. And it's of the highest order. If you think that strawberry pop tarts, even if they're whole grain, have any kind of nutritional value whatsoever, and that the strawberries are going to add additional nutritional value. Do you know what strawberries have a lot of? Sugar. That's what they have a lot of.

A strawberry has no nutritional value except for maybe a little bit of vitamin C that is good for you. It is very... Okay, antioxidants. If you're counting on a fucking pop tart to give you antioxidants, you gotta read... At least there were pears. And what was the other one? This... Pears and apples. Apples, I mean. Apples.

This is the kind of lady who walks into a grocery store and is looking for a wet spot to slip on. This is the kind of lady who stands purposefully in the middle of the subway, who walks into a grocery store and is looking for a wet spot to slip on. This is the kind of lady who stands purposefully in the middle of the subway there, hoping it's going to close on her. This is the lady that would literally throw herself down an escalator at an airport so that she can go ahead and file suit.

This is the lady who sues killogs for a pop tart having two little strawberries in it. This is insane. This is insanity. Why, why, why? Let me tell you a little story. Let's go back. There was that Subway thing though

that just came out about the, was it the egg salad or the tuna salad that didn't actually have tuna? I mean, if you're eating it again, if you're eating it Subway and you're expecting that your tuna salad has tuna in it, you gotta like, Subway has some of the worst. This is real investigative journalism that's coming out.

Subway has some of the worst quality meat you have ever seen in your entire life. It actually shines rainbow colors if you look at it under lighting. I'm not even kidding. Like when you're walking through the aisle, if you see one of those, you know, one of the lights up top, you can, it's like a mirror.

You can see it on the turkey and it's shining all kind of bright colors. You know what that indicates? It's not fucking meat, that's what it indicates. It's just some conglomerate of like pig anuses or something, I don't know. Let me tell you a little story, but go back in Brian history and tell you a little story.

It's about two years ago, I'm in a car full of in-laws and we're coming back from something or the other. And it's about 10 o'clock at night. And we decide, or somebody decides in the back seat, you know what would be really good right now? Ice cream. Let's get some ice cream. But there's no ice cream shops open at 10 p.m.

It's just not the way they roll, you know? The kids go to sleep early, so they're not open. So we decide the only ice cream that's palatable at this time of night is either we go to the store, which no one wants to do, or we go through a McDonald's drive-thru and get a hot fudge sundae. Now, that just all largely depends on whether or not the hot fudge sundae machine is actually working, right? Because most of the time the hot fudge machine is not working. That's a whole different story altogether. We go through the drive-thru.

The guy tells us to please pull forward and he'll bring us his hot fudge sundaes. Nice. Courteous. Courte hot fudge sundaes. Nice. Courteous. Courteous. Very nice young man. 10.30 at night. There's no one else in the drive-thru line, I might mind you, right? So he comes, he gives us our sundaes, all of us, there's like five sundaes, and before

I even open up my spoon, I can already smell something that smells like a dead raccoon. It smells awful. It smells awful. I mean, it's worse than shit. It smells worse than shit. Oh no. And the thing that I'm holding is all sticky. It's like everything's sticky, right?

And so I put them ice cream up to my nose. I have a highly sensitive nose. I'm like, I have a hose for a nose. I stick it up to my nose and guess what? It's the ice cream or whatever's in the ice cream up to my nose. I have a highly sensitive nose. I'm like, I have a hose for a nose. I stick it up to my nose and guess what? It's the ice cream or whatever's in the ice cream. That's rancid something is in there. It is fucking disgusting. So I say everybody, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Smell your ice cream, right? To which then everybody goes around smelling their ice cream and they all smell like the same. Smell does it smells bad. Smells horrible. It stinks. So I'm like, okay, let's throw these out. Smell my finger.

Smell my chin. That was a favorite one when I was a perverted young 21 year old. Smell my chin. How did your date go? So I don't know, smell my chin. So I just say throw these away, right? And we'll file a complaint with the manager

because it's 10 o'clock at night. There's a bunch of young teenage punks in there. They're not gonna do anything about it anyway. Well, Astrid is like, no way am I letting this go. So her and Gustavo go in, they have a conversation with the guy. The guy says, oh yeah, those do smell bad. You know?

They smelled it. Yeah. And then, I don't know, I forget what bad. You know? They smelled it. Yeah. And then, I don't know, I forget what happens. I think we got our money back. Astrid wanted to follow up with this. So I ended up calling a general manager like inquiry line, right? And I said something to this.

But I think back on that, whatever they had handed us was certainly rancid. It was bad. It was really, really bad. We could have easily called the health department and or filed a lawsuit based on them endangering our health. We should have kept it, got it analyzed,

whatever was in there. There might have been decomposing body material. Somebody might have been buried in the fryer or something. I'm not even sure. But I never did that. You know why I never did that? Because I'm not that fucking asshole who's gonna go file a $5 million lawsuit against McDonald's.

Nothing happened, I didn't need it, right? It's just a bad smell on my fingers. That's what ended up happening. And if I filed a lawsuit every time my fingers smelled bad, we'd be in court all the time. I know you're already on your phone, so pull up Instagram and follow us at the commercial break and then follow us on TikTok at tcbpodcast.

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The new year is here and it's the perfect time to kickstart your meditation practice. The Morning Meditation for Women podcast has short, daily guided meditations that will help you start your day with intention and focus and make it so easy to get you into the habit Imagine feeling so much more calm and confident in 2025 follow and listen to morning meditation for women on the free odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts Hi was strolling on the internet. As I do. As you do.

As I do. And I was saying this on fireside. My wife started watching The Bachelor a couple nights ago. And it's back, which means 21 weeks of night of, you know, Bachelorette every fucking night, you know, five nights a week or whatever it is. There's so much of that show that goes on and the different versions of it and all this other stuff. It got me really like thinking about dating in general and how difficult dating in general really is and especially in 2021. And I'm not even dating. I have no clue what it's all about.

I'm just guessing that it's really a lot harder than it was when I was there. I mean, I'm lucky to have kind of fallen into a situation where I fell in love very quickly and we got married and it ended up working out. So far. Yes, me too. But I do hear from the singles out there. It's tough. Yeah, it's tough. The rules have changed. The game plan is not the same as it used to be. And people get hurt, feelings get hurt, things happen. But so rudely these days, so rudely and intentionally that it really makes me think like either people are turning into big assholes

or they're all scaredy cats. Like it's, you know, everything's, you're so scared of everything that you have to ghost everybody on the moment's notice. It's an aversion to conflict. Any little thing that bothers you. Except if you're behind like a total, like anonymously, then you'll troll away and tell everybody they suck.

That's right. But when it comes to somebody knowing who you are. Then that's a whole different story altogether. Forget about it. Yep. So I decided that I a whole different story altogether. Forget about it. Yep. So I decided that I would go and I would take a look at some old, I found a video, a dating do's and don'ts.

How you ask out a girl on a first date. This is from the 1940s. Do you wanna hear this? It's an old PSA. You know how we like to go through the old PSAs. Yes. Let me make sure I got it all set up here. It's so educational.

Yeah, okay. So let's take a listen to, oh wait, that's not it. I'm on the wrong channel, as I am. As you do. Yeah, as I do. Studio almost exploded this morning. We're lucky to be recording right now, actually. The camera went flying into like a corner of the room.

Yeah, I know. I told, you're gonna hear this probably twice, but I'll tell it again. I went to go get paper in the closet that's right behind the camera, and as I did, my leg caught the wire that's keeping the camera connected. You didn't jump the wire higher than the height of your toe. It's 5 feet high.

Your toe caught it. My toe caught it, and the camera just went whoop. It totally bent an entire USB port, almost in a U shape. Were we even looked at it and said, was it always like that? Yeah, it almost looks like it was made that way because it got moved with such force. Surprised it didn't take the computer with it. You can see it on youtube.com slash the commercial. Okay, that's okay, all right, I know.

I'm always fucking up something, but here we are. We're here and back and better than ever. Okay, now let's listen. This is choosing a date, getting a date in 1943, I think is what this is. Here we go. How do you choose a date? Whose company would you enjoy?

Well, one thing you can- A stripper? Ha ha ha ha. Can consider is looks. One thing you can consider is looks. One thing you can consider is looks one thing one thing If I'm if I'm a vet if I'm a betting man, this is your first date. You should probably go with the looks Yeah, that's right thought of Janice and how good-looking she was he'd really have to rate to date somebody like her Except well, it's too bad Janice always acts so superior and bored.

She'd make a fellow feel awkward and inferior. Janice always ends up making things so boring. Janice does. Ah, Janice! She's a real fucking noodnik. Can't trust Janice with your feeling. She's so hot, but she's a snoozefest, I'm telling you. Never in the history of ever has that mattered to a teenage boy, but good try, narrator.

What about Anne? She knows how to have a good time. She's a real sleazebag. How about that Anne? She's got a reputation with the boys. I've heard, yeah. Yeah, I think that's what he's trying to say. Yeah, and how to make the fellow with her relax have fun, too Yes, that's what a boy likes. He wants to know he's appreciated and would be fun on a date

Nope, boy don't care about either of those things I'll tell you what he cares about Nope, boy don't care about any of those things. I'll tell you what he cares about. We're talking, he's talking about 15 year olds here. The guy, a kid does not think that clearly about whether or not he's gonna have fun, about whether or not she pays attention to him. You know what a boy cares about?

Yeah, boobs. How do you ask for a date? Tinder, I mean, is that the way you do it? You go on Instagram and you say, hey. This girl, this girl I know, she's a single girl, she wrote on her Instagram, hey is not a pickup line. You will instantaneously be deleted. But I think back to my Tinder days,

and I'm pretty sure hey was what I put on every girl I swiped right. I was like, hey, hey, hey. You could at least do the H-E-E-E-Y. Well, you know, I sometimes I put hay with a winky face. And sometimes I put a hay with my winky face. Hey face. Yeah.

With my Jackrabbit with extender winky face. There's no extender though. It's just a Jackrabbit. Hides in a hole most of the time. Comes out for feeding. I want to be clear, I have never sent an unsolicited dick pic in my entire life. What about this? Uh, Ian?

Well, uh, how about a date? Well, I... Well, really. No thanks, Woody. Well, I Really? No, thanks Well and the real bitch Yeah, well what he didn't give it his best try. Hey, and how about a date? But that is the hey What? What

That was too funny. Yeah, he didn't give it his old, the old college try there. He basically said the 1940s equivalent of, hey. At least say your hair looks pretty or something. Please. Thank you. Hmm. Well, suppose he did it this way. Hmm.

When the narrator goes, hmm, you know you're in trouble. Hi, Ann. What you doing Saturday night? Well, I guess I'm busy. Oh yeah? Any chance of giving him the fresh off for me? Well, of all the nerve! Well, of all the nerve! Wow, Woody's got game. Yeah.

Yeah, it's got game. Yeah. Yeah, it's a real Greaserstein. Yeah, I know. And Victor's like a pompadour. No, he's like, leave it to Beaver. He's got like the wool suit on or whatever. You know, and the thing is here, listen, you remember what having an old phone was like. You know, you'd have to pick up

and you'd have to call at a certain time and you'd have to pray that the parents didn't answer the phone because and you'd have to call at a certain time and you'd have to pray that the parents didn't answer the phone because then you'd have to talk to them, hey, is Mandy there? Who is this? This is Brian, what do you wanna ask her? The whole nine years.

I wanna ask her out on a date, you old hag, get her on the phone. What? What? Who's this? What? Right. Christ's this? What? Right. Christy and I were saying on an episode ago,

there was a guy who could call the police department to complain that the police officers had stolen his weed. When they complained that they had stolen his weed, I'm gonna, give me one second. I'm gonna turn this off because it's causing color fluctuations in our video. Let me stop the pausing to explain to the audience what's going on, why I just said that.

It's because I broke the camera, and so when I broke the camera, we had this whole discombobulated thing. We have a TV that's right behind the camera that Chrissy and I can see each other on when we're doing the show, so we know if we look good and all that other good shit. But because I probably broke that whole system,

it no longer works. So I turned on a television show while we were recording. Which was a man playing with a Barbie. I noticed a minute ago. A man playing with a Barbie, that's right. I was like, uh oh, uh oh, this is heading in the wrong direction. And then there was just a Barbie commercial,

so that's funny. I know. Contextual advertising, it's all the wave of the future. So Chrissy and I did this show the other day, the guy calls back to say. The 911. 911, he calls 911 and he says, hey, I want my weed back.

To which the officer says, give me your name. And every time the officer asked him a question to which he obviously did not, he didn't want to answer or he needed extra time to answer, he'd go, what? So the officer would be like, what's your name? What? That's not the point.

What county is this? That's not the point. I want my weed back. Well, where are you staying? What?! It's a good all-around answer. It's a good all-around answer. If you need to stall for time, just scream what. People will be confused. Is he having an episode? What's going on over there? What?! Brian, are you okay? What?!

Is there another way and This is Woody. Well, I have a ticket for the high teen carnival Saturday and Well, would you like to go? First of all the carnival was called the high teen carnival. High teens! We're watching the birth of the very first insane clownpathy gathering of the juggalots. The high teen carnival. What?

The high teen carnival. I sure hope that Peggy says yes. I do. Why yes, Woody. I'll have to talk to my folks about it, but I think I can go. That'll be fun. Yeah.

Well, shall I pick you up about eight o'clock? That's fine, Woody. Eight o'clock Saturday. I think it'll be all right, but I'll let you know for sure. Why does every woman in all of these things every every girl every woman why they all sound like wind-up dolls thank you pull the string sure I'd be glad to go would you like to go down the day it's just too it's too cliche to be real. Bye!

Date with Woody. Saturday. Saturday! Date with Woody. Saturday. What a name, too. What will I wear? How much makeup should I put on? All of it. Who's bringing the prophylactics? We're going to the high-teen carnival.

I gotta get some sticky icky. I better steal some sticky icky from Dad. Dad, can I have some of your sticky icky? What? Oh my God, this is too funny to laugh. Is she getting ready in her boudoir? Is that the new Yeezy song? Yeezy. Yeezy.

Is that X57 or whatever that guy's name is? Little Nas X. Little Nas X. Big Nas. What's that? Little Nas X. Little Nas X, there you go. It is. She's getting ready for her boodwa. Of course she is.

I think this is her mom whistling and she's gonna go talk to her mom. Oh, her mom's like in the kitchen. Yeah, she's using that new whirlpool dishwasher where you do everything except rinse them. You wash them, put them in the rack and we'll wash them again. You actually wash them to make sure they're clean

and we'll throw some water on them. $7,000, get a new mortgage on your house. Come in. Come in. Hi, Ann. Hi, Judy. Wow, this is two twinkle toes here. Hi, Ann. Hi, Judy. Hi, Judy. Hi, I'm Judy Wow, this is two twinkle toes here. Oh hi. Hi, Judy Her mom walks in

You can't tell the difference between the voices something straight out of casting What are you doing why aren't you being crazy to little sister? I'm getting ready for my date tonight with Woody. Oh, he's nice. A date, huh? He's got a nice ass. Nice Woody. What do you think he got that nickname from?

All the girls in 11th grade are talking about it. He's got a high-ard one. I saw him making out with the quarterback last night at the high carnival. He gets wild. Woody's got a real reputation. Uh-huh. It's subtle, you dude. I think the important thing about a date is to have a good time.

And you don't need to spend a lot of money to do that. You just enjoy whatever you're doing. Oh, do you? I mean, you're not going to be a good person. You're going to be a good person. You're going to be a good person. You're going to be a good person. You're going to be a good person. You're going to be a good person. You're going to be a good person. You're going to be a good person. You date is to have a good time. And you don't need to spend a lot of money to do that.

You just enjoy whatever you're doing. Ah, who's giving you that line of shit? Yeah. Whether it's movies or parties or anything. And you leave your boyfriend enough money, he'll ask you again. My, you'll be out late. I can't understand that octave of her voice. Yeah, no, she's saying that if you leave your boyfriend

with enough money, he'll ask you out on a second date because he can take you out. So this is teaching the women to be subservient. Frugal. Yeah, frugal, make sure you don't spend too much of his money. It's a whole thing. Don't order the Seafood Tower.

Yeah, don't order it. In Vegas. The most expensive restaurant. Don't order the Fried Rib Seafood Tower with crab cake and au jus. Crab cake extender. Ha! Ha ha ha ha.

I hope you don't mind, I, I ordered a champagne cream sauce tower. Fondue. Crab cakes, lobster, prime rib, anything you want, gold plated casino chips, we're gonna eat them all tonight, don't worry about it. And I've got Lady Gaga coming to sing at the table for us. Oh look, there's Phil Mickelson the golfer, that's right,

we're going out to play nine tomorrow morning. Oh shit, I don't have any more money for a second day. Ah, well, it was fun while it lasted. Actually, I don't have enough money for this date. Can you call your mom and dad, tell them to pick you up? Western Union. I'll be in the casino, yeah. Particularly late, mom and dad and I have an agreement

about what time to come in. Look, we be a honey and get my stockings from the bathroom? Sure. Never in the history of ever has a teenager had an agreement about what time to come in. The parents have said ten. Eleven? Ten. Okay, I guess. Yes, you do guess. And before cell phones, hey kids, just before cell phones, it was a whole thing

because my parents couldn't even get a hold of me. No, mine couldn't either. And you just had to trust that your kid was gonna come home. I had to check in. There was no tracking, there was no cell phones, yeah. Nope. It was all a whole different world.

Like you went out, you went out, and there was a phone where you were and you felt like you had a call. Yeah. Good luck, Chrissy. In the world. See you later. Me and your mom are gonna go smoke some meth.

Don't come back for a couple of days. Imagine how nerve-racking that would have been. Just to send your child out into the world and then have no way of getting ahold of them and just praying that they come home. What an anxiety-filled world. Maybe it is better than it's 2021. I could literally put a tracking device up me ass

with a thermometer and say, come on, knock yourself out. My sisters, I don't put them in their shoes. Oh yeah, they have the little eye things now, like the eye button or whatever you call it, like Apple, and you can put them in their shoes. Oh yeah, they have the little eye things now, like the eye button or whatever you call it, like Apple, and you can put them anywhere. Yeah, just get used to it. And I'm used to it.

No, I mean kids. Oh, okay, I thought I was being tracked. Kids, just get used to it. Astrid's probably got a couple of those on me too. Yeah, I don't know what she needs it for. I'm right here in the studio. Dad, were you excited the night of your first date? I sure was.

So was I. I took my date seriously. A date that was so good. I'm right here in the studio. Dad, were you excited the night of your first date? I sure was. So was I. I took my date seriously. A date was a major event. By the night of my first date, my date had a flat tire and he was an hour late. And he didn't even bother to call me.

Well, when he finally came, I had to run upstairs and do my face and my hair all over again. Oh, I was so upset. Oh wow. Because in an hour it melted off. It takes me three hours. I was all of a sudden disheveled waiting. I had to put my wig on, my pantyhose, my girdle, my brassiere, my heels, my pumps. I had to wear two pairs of shoes back then. God forbid you show your toes in public. I had to psych myself up in front of the mirror. Don't talk, don't say anything, especially when we're not dancing. We did another episode about being single and one of the rules back from 1938 was don't

talk while you're dancing. A man doesn't want to hear you when you're dancing. Nope. He wants that cheek next to his and that's right? That's it. I don't want to hear none of that yibber-yabber I don't want to hear none of that woman talk about emotions. Don't start crying on me It really kills my boner And my buzz I've been drinking since I've been drinking since noon Can you stay sober enough to drive us home?

Ah, you're a woman. You can't drive us home. Don't worry about it. I'd rather drive drunk than let you get behind the wheel. What do you know? Oh hi. Big night, eh? Yeah. Flowers? Anne won't expect flowers, will she? Huh? Oh, I hardly think so. I'm taking these to Mary because it's a special occasion. But I don't have to, unless it's a rickety affair? That's the general idea. Flowers for a prom or a very special party. Otherwise you don't need to. Don't waste your money on flowers she's not special enough that has been with every boy in the fourth grade save it for booze save it for liquor

save it for hot dog hamburger hill or whatever they call it get up there to hamburger hill get yourself a couple roof and alls and go to town boy 1938 Say I'll have to run me too. See you later Say I'll have to run like what is that talk say Say Gotta run I got a skedaddle too! I only have four hours before my day! I better start putting my makeup on! Is this the high teen party. That's a high teen carnival right there. It's a real swinging affair.

Can I see if you know what I mean? All the kids are in their bebop skirts. The greasers are in the back smoking cigarettes. Smoking cigarettes. Gum in their hair. Jim Morrison is just being born. It's a whole thing. I don't know if you know this, but a swinging clarinet lets you know it's a rockin' guitar by Tina Feyre.

Oh yeah. That's insane clown bossing. Nothing says party like a rock clarinet. Nothing says party like a clarinet. I don't know if you knew that. I heard that. Ha ha ha. I heard that.

I remember when I was in the band. A clarinet. Did you guys, did 33P? No, 33P didn't, but I played saxophone. That's why you didn't make it. Probably. We didn't have a rock clarinet. That's it.

We've now been pointed things. No, I'm not knocking the woodwind section. I like the clarinet pointed things. Yeah, I'm not knocking the woodwind section. I like clarinet very much, but you don't see it around too much anymore. I mean, every once in a blue moon, someone breaks out a saxophone, which I think is really cool, right? Oh God, I love horns.

Love horns, right? Saxophone, horn section, you get it. But very rarely do you see a clarinet. The clarinet is like the stepchild of the wood section. It's for an orchestra. Exactly, where no one sees it. Like third row, it's usually some diminutive woman. Usually the conductor is like,

okay clarinets, pipe down. I remember I was in band and I had this band teacher, I won't give away his name, God forbid, God bless the guy, he was just, he was, you know, he was up to that, and it'd always be like, okay, clarinets, pipe down. No one wants to hear you under his breath. No one wants to hear that shit. Saxophones, give me more! Jumps, jumps! First chair saxophone. Hit first chair clarinet over the head with your horn. Yes, there you go!

Okay, alright. Piccolo, clarinet's bleeding, go get her some tissues. Ain't the fuckin' piccolo. There's never been a piccolo. Piccolo has two lines in any orchestra. The piccolo. Okay, second clarinet, shut up! You're gonna end up like first clarinet.

I personally never, I never aspired to be first saxophone I was okay with third. I just was kind of forgotten about it if I wasn't playing the right notes. I just pretend. Did you go like but actually not blow anything? Half the time I didn't show up to like the football games and stuff and I'm like this sucks I gotta go sit and play saxophone. I don't wanna do that on a Friday night. I'd rather go get high. At the high teen carnival.

That's what I wanna do. But the couple times that I did, I had a good buddy named Russell, and he was like the, he played baritone sax. Oh, yeah. And he was good. He was like a good baritone. But he played alto sax too. So sometimes we would enter competitions as like a baritone alto combo

and we'd have to like practice these things anyway. I think he ended up being first chair at some point. And sometimes he'd just look at me like, you know, he'd look at me and I'd be like. I didn't even have my mouth on the thing. I wish you'd bust it out and dance, but not really be playing. Okay, Green, we know you're just seated.

You're a warm butt in the chair. Just shut up. Settle down, Green. Okay, Green, pretend like you're playing. Because when we started a new thing, a new piece of music, everybody would break into their groups and they'd do it and then we'd come back together and then he'd be,

listen, we were horrible anyway. It was just bad, it was just bad. It was like a high school band, small high school band. And so he'd be, and the conductor would be, he'd be so excited about it and he'd give us his hand and tell us to get more, more, more and I'd be in the conductor would be, he'd be so excited about it. And he'd give us his hand and tell us to get more and more and more.

And I'd be like, I don't even know where, I don't know what page we're on. If we'd be on page six, I'd be on page one. I always remember feeling such anxiety about being totally lost. And I'd be like, fff, fff, fff. Surprised you didn't show Astrid's parents.

No, I haven't broken out the saxophone yet. Nope, nope, nope. Haven't broken out the saxophone yet. The end of a perfect evening. But how do you say good night? With your tongue. Yes, that's what I say. Perhaps.

Don't leave. Did she say don't please? No, he said don't leave. He just left. Ha ha ha ha ha. He just took off. He ghosted her, yeah, he's like, da da da da da da.

I hope you have a good night, Becky. I did not. You spent all my money. There's no money for a second date. I gotta go, I'm embarrassed. Fresh out. Fresh out. I gotta go, I'm embarrassed. Fresh out. Fresh out! I gotta go tune up for tomorrow's saxophone recr- recital. What am?

Or it could go this way. Well so long. Well so long. Well so long. So long. Could go that way. Just like that. After all, a girl likes to know you've had a good time. So long is not exactly...

Yeah. So long. I guess something's better than nothing. Yeah. Hey listen, I think in 2021 anybody can take anything. Yeah, that's hey kids, that's what you need to do. Don't ghost, just say so long. What is the.

Those words. Yes, just say so long. At least. And that way you can reserve judgment for later. Yes. You sleep on it, sleep with somebody else on it. Just figure it out. Let me ask you a question.

What is the appropriate amount of time to wait to text somebody back, like to text somebody after a first date? Oh, I mean, I think, you know, next day. Depending on how much I had to drink. If I had a lot to drink, I'd probably be texting Sorry. before I get out of the Uber.

Sorry. I know I'm not your dream, man. But can I be you now, man? I know. I don't think there's a rule. I think it's, you know, customized. Some people say the three day rule. I know. But I think that's way out there.

I think that's before cell phones. Yeah, then you think you're ghosted. Yeah, then you definitely think you're ghosted. In this age of immediate gratification, like if you don't hear something by the next day. That's right. Then they've driven off a cliff. I think a couple of hours to the next morning,

if you've had a good time, right? If you haven't had a good time, just text them immediately. Say, so long. I had a good time. What? So long. Just send them a voicemail.

Well, thank the baby Jesus. Brian took a breath and now I will use this opportunity to let you know that we've got a brand new phone number. That's right, it's 212-433-3TCB. And you can text us anytime you want. Or you can call and leave us a voicemail, and we might just use your message on the show. Once Brian gets through all the messages he missed last year, of course.

Anyway, you can also find and DM us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok at TCB Podcast. And of course, all of our audio and video is easily found on tcbpodcast.com. Now I'm going to thank G one more time that we have sponsors. So thank G and here they are. Hey, you remember we were talking about the love connection a couple of episodes back? Yes. I actually found a love connection video that I'd like to play for you. Okay. Now, love connection, you know, it doesn't move at the fast pace we're all used to. There's kind of some back and forth that goes on here that may not be relevant, but I'm

sure you and I can have fun with it. This is the horniest man, I've watched so many love connection episodes recently. I mean, by recently I mean the last six months. This is the horniest man I have ever heard on Love Connection. He really gets into it. Okay. And he wants to have kids as soon as possible. And he says that his appearance really changed after high school. Please welcome Matt Williams. All right, Matt. Yeah, go buddy. His appearance really changed after high school.

What? He got hair in his chest? How did things change after high school, Matt? Oh, it finally grew. Oh, you were short? Yeah, I was five foot two. You finally grew a dick. That's it, Chuck.

You know how it goes. That's the boy. 95 pounds. Really? All through high school? All through high school. Chuck acts like he cares. Really, all through high school? All through high school. Chuck acts like he cares. Really, all through high school?

Really? Really, I've been drinking all afternoon, really? What? Growing spurt winning, your first year of college or? No, I went in the military until I got about 22. I just grew within four years. I'm six one now. They took a bunch of steroids.

Wow, yeah, they took a bunch of steroids, good lord. From the time you were 18 to 22, you grew seven inches? That's insane. What did the doctors do to you? You had some special military program for a predator? It was an experimental program. It's in the Robocop program.

Trying to grow, yes, for people. They cut my legs in half and they put somebody else's legs in. I've got a tan line, so I got legs donated to me. I've got a woman's legs from the hips down. Don't say they're shapely. They're so smooth. My mom always used to be like, you have beautiful, you have a woman's legs. That's what she used to say.

You have such pretty legs. You really do, have beautiful, you have a woman's legs. That's what she used to say. She used to say. She used to say. You have such pretty legs. You really do, Brian. They're like a woman's legs. And I mean like a, but a man, but like a woman's legs. A man woman's. I was always so self-conscious. Meanwhile, I had hair on them in third grade,

like an entire bushel full. And I was like, what does she mean by that? So I know it was like being short. Yeah, and you didn't like that? Uh-uh, no way, no. I'm just glad. Uh-uh, no, sorry, Bob. Didn was like being short. Yeah, and you didn't like that? Uh-uh, no way. No, no, no, no, sorry Bob, didn't like being short one bit. That's why I got a woman's legs. That's why I went through that painful procedure.

Took about six years of recovery in rehab. What's this rush to heaven? Well, I'd want to go left and the legs right, the woman's legs would want to go right. Took a while to get used to it. Every time I walk in the mall, I gotta stop at Victoria's Secret. Not because I want to, because the legs just stop. I don't know what's going on. It's like they smell retail.

You said you want to have children immediately. Oh, right now with you, Chuck. With these women's legs, I'm ready. I'm pretty sure I have a working vagina under that penis. Right now withie and Chuck. Let's get this love connection couch rocking, just pull up my scrundle sack and get to town. The audience will tell us how we're doing. That's right.

Along with the legs, I have a uterus implanted. Just in case. Let's have the audience name the child. Oh my God. Between the woman's legs and my uterus, I know we can get this done, Chuck. It'll be the best episode of love connection anyone's ever seen right away Not immediately. I mean okay tomorrow. I'm okay. Welcome back for a second taping. They always do Soon I mean I've been my Tomcat and days are over it's time to go out meet a lady and start

Having a family or yeah, I'm the last one you have in the family so You also said you don't said you buy something for women better than flowers, what is that? Garter belts and lingerie. Oh! Oh! Stop teasing. Right?

The legs just stop at Victoria's Secret. Yeah, that's right, the legs just stop at Victoria's Secret. I say, well, when in Rome, I buy some garter belts for them, I buy some garter belts for me. Yes, win-win. We're all good. Whoa! Woo!

Scandalous. You have to know someone for a while. You don't just do it on the first date. You're a lady. No, second date. Instead of flowers, here's your laundry. I bought you these crotchless panties. I bought you these edible nipple tassels. I'm so glad my aunt hooked us up on this blind date.

Here's some vanilla flavored thongs. You want to try them on? I'll take a lick. I'm hungry. Haven't eaten since San Francisco. It's a long way up to Modesto. I hope you don't mind I started chewing on your panties on the way here. I took a hungry. My blood sugar was dropping quick and my legs were getting twitchy. Gonna take a look at the women that Matt had to choose from. Remember you're gonna pick the woman

that you think's best for him. First there's Susan. Susan describes herself as liberated with brains. She dates about twice a week. She has a thing for men with big feet. And she told us about a recent date. I don't smoke and I don't really care and don't really date guys that smoke. And he knew that from the friend that set us up and he said that he didn't smoke. And then I went to his apartment and there on his nightstand in his bedroom

was an ashtray filled with cigarette butts. And that was it. Those aren't mine. Yeah. I don't know where those came from. What? I think my female legs are smoking again while I'm sleeping. They have a mind of their own. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and I'm eating chocolate chip morsels by

the handfuls. I don't know what's going on ever since this leg operation. Things have gone south. I gotta be real honest with you. Ha ha ha ha. Okay. Next there's Mercedes. Two people are clapping because everyone smoked in 1982.

Good for you girl. You go girl. Good luck with that. Born in Indianapolis, raised in Seattle. She thinks that she's more beautiful on the inside than on the outside. Well, that's an assessment. She was married for seven years, she's been divorced for five years, but she's still wearing her wedding ring and here's why. I'm hoping he'll come back. I like to play pretend.

I had a full-size cardboard cutout. It seems like just yesterday I was divorced. It's been five years. That's right, I have a full-size cardboard cutout sitting next to me in the bed. Smoking. We like to watch movies together, smoking. I've burned two of them down. First of all, smoking in the bed Smoking we'd like to watch movies together smoking. I've burned two of them down First of all smoking in the bed is horribly dangerous. Oh my god. I never did that. Oh

Sometimes I need it. It rescues me I'm gonna say I'm gonna go I ask him comes up and he's and he's the type of guy that I really am not Interested in or I don't like I really don't like his disposition or his attitude. I just say, I'm sorry, I'm engaged and I'm happy. That takes care of the problem usually. This is actually my ex-husband's being hit. I think that might scare him off more. This is my ex-husband. I pay him to follow me around. They crush my dates.

Finally, Lana, she was born and raised in Nashville. She thinks that she resembles Olivia Newton-John. Her interests include sporting events, the theater, and movie trivia. And here's Lana on the subject of marriage. I like this girl. I like Lana. I always tell my mom, I'm not never marrying until I'm 25. You know, I wait until I'm at least 25 and she's, you know, now she's like, honey, you're

way past 25. Please do something. You know, she's like, honey, you're way past 25. Please, do something, you know? It's like, well, after when it happens, it'll happen. You know, one day I'll meet someone and it'll be right. One day I'll be on the dating game. One day I'll be mistakenly pregnant and I'll get married right after that. Oh, it just happened on Love Connection.

All right. What does he choose? The three women Matt had to choose from? Is that for you to match him up? Or are you going to pick for him? So everybody in the audience is now using the audience-o-meter, which is a button in front of them. Yeah, the keypad thingy. I chose Susan. Alright, haven't seen you for the first time. We always hear both sides. Say hello to Susan.

The nonsmoker. The nonsmoker, that's right. Here comes Susan. She's coming home back there, okay? Pretty good. She's pregnant. I like to call Susan up. We spoke on the phone for about an hour

and we decided to meet at a restaurant in Newport Beach on the waterfront and have dinner. Okay. And I arrived 10 minutes early before and she arrived five minutes early before that and she walked in I thought oh man She's got an awesome set of legs on her. Oh man. Those nipple tassels are gonna fit those tits perfectly She's got an awesome set of legs on her Our legs knew right away

She's got awesome set of legs on her I can fit in those pantyhose We'll be swapping pantyhose and leggings in no time. Hey, what do you think about loon the row? I got a great opportunity. I got a great opportunity for you. What if you went on a first date and it was like an MLM meeting? I will tell you, I will tell you.

I spotted you from across the way and I just need you to be a perfect fit. Do you remember the young lady that I dated in Tennessee? There was a girl, she was a little bit younger than I was. You were upset because you thought she was too much younger than I was. I mean, she was legal, clearly, but she was, you thought, remember, we got a little bit of a tiff, right?

So we dated. I tried to look out for you, Brian. Okay, and listen, nothing bad happened in that relationship. It just ran its course. It went on for like three weeks and then, you know, onward and upward. Careful. But a year later, she called me and she texted me.

I don't know if you remember this. I think I told you the story. And she was like, I'm coming in town to Atlanta and I'd love to meet with you. And I was like, oh, I guess you want to rekindle this flame. That's right. And she lived out of state. It was maybe the reason why it didn't work out to rekindle this flame. That's right. And she lived out of state. It was maybe the reason why it didn't work out

is because we didn't want. That's hard. I got sick of traveling, right? So a couple of hours before we meet, she says, hey, I hope you don't mind my sister's coming with me and her business partner. And I was like, what? I go, oh, okay, yeah, sure, why?

Because we have a business opportunity we really want to talk to you about. Download this PDF. Yeah, it ended up? Because we have a business opportunity we really want to talk to you about. Download this PDF. Yeah, it ended up being an MLM scam. Now, I think it was her sister more than it was her, but she just literally... Who do you know? There's this guy I dated a year ago that lives in... There's this guy. He was dumb enough to drive up here every Saturday night. Give me what I wanted and he left. I kicked him out on Sunday, told him I had to go to college.

I'll tell you what, she had told me she had long legs and boy, she hit that one right on the nail right there. What did you think of him when you saw him, Susan? He looked pretty good himself. I was very pleased with the way he looked. His legs look great too, Chuck. It was a match made in leggy heaven. After my eyes adjusted to the light, I could finally see him.

Was it dark? It was very dark walking in there from the sunlight, but he looked really good. I like to take my dates to very dark places. I don't want them to notice my women's legs right off the bat, Chuck. Please. Or the fact that I have lingerie waiting for them at the table. Okay, so you're both happy with each other's looks. Or the fact that I have lingerie waiting for them at the table So you're both happy with your each other's looks now what I know we said in the cocktail lunch to our table was ready And he had a glass of wine and I was just looking at her legs. It's going man. I'd sure like to rub those legs

Tweaking the carburetors and moving along Fuck Chuck Right in front of you. You're both tweaking the carburetors and moving along. Tweaking the carburetors? The fuck, Chuck. The fuck, Chuck. The fuck, Chuck. I'd love to put my hands on those legs. Someone else's legs besides my own for a change. Well, we were going to go out dancing. I said we were getting along so well.

I said, well, why don't you just go get a bottle of wine and go down to the beach for a while, and you wanna go from there? So I went down to my house a little across the street from the beach, and popped open a bottle of wine. So go to the beach didn't necessarily get a blanket and go to the beach, you meant to go to your house. Well, we went by to the house to get the blanket

to go down to the beach with some glasses, too. I didn't buy the glasses in the store, either, but walked in there, I said, I gotta have a kiss. So I kissed, went real well, it was real nice, she kisses real well. Now is this one kiss here, Susan, or what's going on? No, not quite, you know, it went on for maybe 10, 15 minutes and...

Jesus, they're kissing, they're making out for 10 or 15 minutes. Now let me remind you kids at home, they have met at his house, now they met at a bar, then within an hour. They were supposed to go dancing. They were supposed to go dancing to another safe public location.

But within an hour, they're back at his house so that they get a beach blanket and some glasses and go down to the beach. Now, listen, I say this probably happens now, here and all that. You just, I think people would be a little bit more cautious. Caution.

Yeah, anybody ever watch a Netflix special? Everyone ever watch I Love You or whatever? Let's do a true grime documentary or podcast. Oh my God. So you're actually making out there in the living room. Oh definitely. Oh we are going to town, Chuck. It's a little strange because he had roommates,

but I figured, you know, while we're here. A little strange because his mom and dad were watching TV. In the living room. In the living room, we were on the floor, you know how it goes. He said, I don't worry about it. They're used to it.

Yeah, they're watching Jeopardy. They won't notice anything. They're encouraging me to have children right away. Right away. Hurry up, Mark! Get her pregnant! Put your hand over there! You need mommy to give you a spanking? Help you along? Like when you were a little teenager and got you whacking in the bathroom? I used to spank you on the butt with that soup layover. Just move your eye along.

I got ready for the beach by just taking my high heels and stockings out and putting some low sandals on and then that's when he told me he wanted to lick my legs. Oh my god. What? Jesus Christ. Lick my legs? Jesus. Can you imagine? Excuse me. In front of his parents? In front of his parents. Jesus Christ, Mark.

Lick my legs. Jesus. In front of his parents? In front of his... In front of mom and dad? It was actually dad that made the suggestion. Why don't you go to lick her legs, Mark? Nothing says, I love you, like I lick on the legs.

First date lick on the legs. Yeah, that'll make you comfortable. Well, she smiled. She smiled. It didn't offend her. Smiled, it didn't? Right. Yeah.

She smiled because she's locked in your apartment. Please don't hurt me. And she's opening. Please don't hurt me. Please don't touch my leg. And you don't chop her up with. Or her legs. With a Vegemite 3000

or whatever they called it. Sounds like he wanted a new set of legs. Oh yeah, he's looking at how it goes. Chuck just keeps, or Mark just keeps sawing off women's legs and sticking them back on his own. I'm getting taller by the moment. Every day I get a little bit taller. It takes me a couple months to recover.

I lose a lot of blood in the process. Gentlemen when I go out... Oh, I can tell. I can tell. So, now did you go to the beach? Well, we sat on my couch for a while and kissed some more shit. Did you make it to the beach? I'm going...

Yeah, they just went... He just said they did. Well, we sat on the couch. He fucked me, Chuck. He fucked me with all he had, Chuck. You ever been fucked so hard that you can't even talk? I've never been fucked so hard. I've never been fucked so hard.

I've never been fucked so hard. I've never been fucked so hard. I've never been fucked so hard. I've never been fucked so hard. I've never been fucked so hard. He fucked me, Chuck. He fucked me with all he had, Chuck. You ever been fucked so hard a filling comes out? That's how we did it. His mom and dad cheered us on. I answered questions on Jeopardy as I always do. He licked my leg. He licked my leg. I gave you a one-pump-jump, Chuck.

I'll tell you what. He can hold his own. He's not a smoker though. No smoker. He didn't smoke one cigarette while I was there. Gentlemen, through and through. Licked my legs, brought me lingerie, fucked me in front of his parents, kept Jeopardy on while we made love for the first time. It was an experience I'll never forget. Never made it to the beach though. Ha. Ha.

Ha ha ha ha. Oh. And this, my friend, is why a million downloads. Yes. It's not surprising. This is classic TCB. Guess that you never went to the beach. Oh, we sure did.

You did. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. We did make it down to the beach. I had to clean did. You did. Oh, yeah. We did make it down to the beach. I had to clean up the evidence, Chuck. Okay. I had to dispose of the evidence, Chuck.

We killed my parents and they were bothering us. We buried him at the beach. My dad's heavy. I had to cut him into a couple pieces. You know how it goes, Chuck. Chuck's just so friendly. He's like, yeah, sometimes you gotta burn your parents. We'll be back at June 2. Sounds like you had a good time. Let's figure out who the audience picked for you. You're probably down here a good hour and a half or so. And did a lot of kissing. Looked at the ways a little bit. Not the whole bunch, but more kissing than anything and just went back. More kissing. You know the producers have told them not to take that story any further.

Right. They go, okay, we get it, you fucked, but you know, kissing. Yeah, just kissing. Prime time audience, just kissing. Uh-huh. That's all I want you to talk about. I walked up to my house and it ended real nice. I walked her out.

At first I asked her, I go, it ended real nice. I walked her out of the job. First I asked her, I go, It ended real nice, I finished on her back. Through a dirty dish towel and said, why don't you clean up while I take a shower. Cause I'm a gentleman through and through. Lingerie, nipple tassels. Licking legs. Licking legs. I don't need to pay for one drink at the bar.

I've already scored. I'm staying for free with my parents. The waves are free. The waves are free, the beach is free. What am I going to complain about? I already had the blanket. That's right, I already had the blanket. Didn't want to get that all messed up,

so I finished on her back and went about her way. I told her to roll around in the sand for a few minutes to get rid of that. Don't worry about it. In the waves. Go jump in the sand for a few minutes to get rid of that. Don't worry about it. In the waves. Go jump in that dark ocean. Go jump in that dark ocean and clean yourself off. I'll meet you back at the apartment.

Well, you want to spend the night. She lives a whole three miles from me. I figured it'd be a long drive. Three miles. I was, I was just trying to be nice about it. And she declined. And, um, but no. Your heart of hearts were you glad she declined?

Yes, because I was really, I was real pleased with the way she was. She's a very strong woman and I like that. She's really, she had no problem getting in a guy's face. She tried to keep that. How do you know that? I guess you figured that out. You better put your dick away, Mark.

I know the 15 pressure points on a man and the Scrundle sack is one of them. I would take that other testicle out, Mark. Good dates are both here. Let's see what the audience picked for you. Hang on, who did the audience pick? Oh, wait. Oh, they picked that southern accent.

Atlanta. I can understand why. Her little bite. Okay, I'll try her. What if he did say that? I had a real good time. You two. See ya.

What was the dating thing? So long. So long. What? I mean we had a great time. I'll join Atlanta. Call me again, but they're gonna pay for a second date. I might as well try.

I spent all my money on you. I might as well sample the wares, if you know what I mean. I think the record on this, here's how it works. If the audience chooses a different person, so you go, I imagine you go to the studio or they send you a couple tapes, you have these three choices.

You pick the person you wanna go on a date with or you let the audience choose. If you pick the date and then at the end of the date, the audience chooses someone different, you can then go on a date with that person and they'll pay for it and you come back and you talk about it. I think the record is five. I think someone has been on there five times.

To where they chose to not go on the person they already did. Or they had a bad date. And then they do. Then they take you up on it. Take you up on it and then after five times. I remember the bad dates happening. There are bad dates that happen. And maybe we'll review those in a future episode because that seemed to be funny. I didn was gonna be all that funny but it actually ended up being pretty funny so you sometimes you just don't know until you get on there and you start working with it yeah some of the things you think are funny or duds and then some of the things you think are duds are funny yeah

so all right well listen I had a great time here today oh my gosh I laughed we've cried congratulations on a million downloads I'll get you a I'll get you some Edible Panties for that. Give me some Edible Panties, I gotta. Well don't worry, next time I stop by Victoria's Secret, my legs are just gonna walk me right in there. Uh, remember go to tcbpodcast.com, please do that. Follow, like, subscribe, rate, review, all that stuff on your favorite podcasting platform.

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