The Commercial Break - TCB Infomercial w. Preacher Lawson
Episode Date: April 16, 2024Preacher Lawson joins the crew at TCB to discuss big bladder energy, jokes gone array, and being known as The Booty Dude. Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul Morning breath These men can’t have water before... bed Big Bladder Energy Preacher getting fired Getting written up for being funny Loving Vegas Trying out a thin mustache Proving yourself right Auditioning for AGT The Booty Dude PREACHER LAWSON: Preacher's tour My Name Is Preacher (new special) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us  212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Not at the same time.
I wasn't like living in a gay house, but I had a gay roommate.
I had a gay roommate when I was living in Orlando, Florida.
And when I first moved to LA, I had a gay roommate.
And we shared a room.
It's expensive.
And I'll tell some guys that, they're like, you shared a room with a gay dude?
I can't share the room with no gay dude.
I'm like, why?
You don't trust yourself?
On this episode of the commercial break.
I want to date a girl that's like, I really like, that's the main thing I like.
Yeah.
Is when the girl like me.
That's my number one thing.
You like me?
Oh, wow.
We have one there.
Are you a boob guy?
Are you a butt guy?
No, I'm a guy who's into girls who like me guys.
Yeah, I'm a like guy. I'm a like guy.
What if she doesn't have a booty? Does she like me though?
That's all I give a shit about. I can deal with the rest.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
It's 2.30 in the morning! Oh yeah cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show,
Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. A new day, a new dollar, as they say.
Kristen Joy Hoadley.
I thought it's new day, new dawn.
Oh, it is?
I don't know.
Okay. Well. I don't know. Okay. I don't know.
I'm just, you know, checking the revenue line and...
We made a dollar.
New Day, a new dollar.
Yes.
I think we made a dollar.
We'll find out at the end of the month.
Hey, did you hear about the most ridiculous thing that's ever happening?
That Jake Paul is fighting Mike Tyson?
Did you read about this?
I did indeed see the clip, you know, the news headline.
I hope.
And I thought that it is ridiculous.
Mike Tyson rips a Mike Tyson sized hole
in the middle of Jake Paul's chest.
I really do.
I think that guy is such a Yahoo.
I just completely agree.
And there's no doubt he's a fighter.
Like he can fight.
He's now had a number of fights
and he's done well in most of them.
And so I'm not looking for a fight with Shake-Fall, because I don't fight.
That's not me.
But I just can't stand the guy.
He drives me fucking crazy.
And him fighting Mike Tyson at 57 years old, I think Mike Tyson really has the upper hand
here.
Good for Mike for even agreeing to it.
He is the best professional fighter since Muhammad Ali, maybe the greatest ever.
And he knocks people out cold.
And I'm on board.
I'm on board with this.
I just say July 20th, Netflix, I'm excited to see what happens.
It's going to be on fucking Netflix.
Yeah, that's right.
It's their first live sporting event.
Yeah.
Well, what a way to go.
I mean, how much do you think they're getting paid? How much do you think they're getting? Tens of millions of dollars each, right, what a way to go. I mean, how much you think they're getting paid?
How much you think they're getting tens of millions of dollars each, right?
It's gotta be.
Like, I think Floyd Mayweather makes like a hundred million.
He made a hundred million dollars for his fight against Pacquiao, if I'm not mistaken.
A hundred million dollars.
Now, I am not a fighter by trade or by want or by desire, but I will say this, if you paid me $100 million.
You'd get in the ring.
I'd get in the ring.
I would get in the ring.
I would train up like a little rocky, you know,
I'd take a day, I'd do a little rocky montage.
I'd chase the chickens around, beat the meat,
run up the stairs or in phases,
like, you know, some stairs in the morning,
a few more stairs in the afternoon.
Two at a time. Two at a time.
Two at a time.
Take a break to smoke a cigarette,
get up to the next two stairs.
You know, I would do all the right things.
I would stare somebody in the face
and, you know, maybe headbutt him or something like that.
I'd make a show out of it,
but if you gave me a hundred million dollars,
I would get in the ring with about,
just about anybody
with the notable exception of Mike Tyson. Yes. I don't care how old that guy is. I think
he's to be feared because he is a monster in the ring.
We're just looking at something a little while back with the guy that antagonized him on
the plane. Yeah. Remember? And then he like unleashed on it.
Yeah, he really did. I mean, Mike-
And rightly so, I'm sorry.
Absolutely.
I mean, that other dude knew what he was doing.
First of all, the plane behavior has gotten out of control, which Mike Tyson was on every
flight. But second of all, honestly, the guy has turned into kind of like a, I don't know,
like a heavyweight Gandhi or something. He's like, you know,
he, now when he talks, there's some wisdom there, like some life lived, he understands
a few things, he's raising pigeons for what reason, I don't know, but he's raising pigeons.
And he's got some, I don't know, he's just got some wisdom. Now he's, obviously he's
had some troubles in his life. I was gonna say his early days. He bit off an ear, he assaulted, you know, who was it?
Robin.
Robin Gibbons.
Robin Gibbons went to jail for it.
But now he's, you know, it seems like the last 10, 15 years
of his life, he's just kind of become a revered.
Well, I think it's kind of been, he was in the hangover,
you know, and I think since then, people have kind of-
The tide has turned a little bit.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, it's hard to forget that he raped somebody. That's not obviously something I would
ever want to put on a resume of anybody that I enjoyed watching, but sometimes I do see
interviews with him and I think, wow, he does have some wisdom up in that head of his. And he still
has blocks for hands. He's going to train,
he's going to kick the shit out of Jake Paul. That's my prediction on the show right here.
And Jake, after you get the shit kicked out of you by Mike Tyson, if you would like to set up
another fight on TCB Minus, the new Netflix competitor that Chrissy and I have been planning
for four years, if you would like to do that and you wanna bring $100 million to the table,
I will also fight you.
I don't mind.
And I won't be embarrassed if I get my ass kicked.
I just won't.
I don't care.
I got $100 million.
The fuck do I care?
If I can just survive 10,
how many minutes are in around three minutes?
If I can just survive 30 minutes worth of fighting,
I think the paycheck will have been worth it. Don't you
think? That's life changing cash. We could go back down to one episode every month and
we wouldn't have to worry about it. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but you might be recovering for like the next year.
You might get serious head damage. Yeah. That's why I won't fight Mike Tyson is because I
think it's all it takes is one punch from that guy. Those are murder weapons in his hands. Honestly, his hands are murder weapons. And if you put me in the ring, scrawny
little, shitty little non-fighting Brian in the ring, and I get hit one time squarely on the jaw,
at least my kids will have the $100 million. Actually think about it, I'll fight Mike too.
No problem. I got it. I'm in the ring.
It's your legacy to leave to the dead. My legacy is, I'll be a vegetable just doing a commercial break.
I'll come back from the commercial break.
Stephen Hawking's it.
Oh God.
Well, so I'm excited to see this fight.
Me too.
I mean, I can imagine everybody's gonna be watching it.
And everybody's gonna be-
Because everybody has Netflix.
Yes, and everybody's going to be watching it. And everybody's going to be- Because everybody has Netflix.
Yes.
And everybody's going to be rooting for Mike.
Everybody.
Because I think Jake is, he turned a joke into a profession and he made a joke out of
the profession.
You know what I'm saying?
He was the same guy that was doing like TikTok dance challenges like 10 years ago.
And now all of a sudden he's
interjected himself into this professional boxing world. And it's not to say that's the wrong way to go about it. There's a lot of ways to skin a cat. But I think that the, when Jake Paul fights,
I still look at it as, and most of them are exhibition matches. They aren't professional.
Right.
They're kind of jokey, you know, not his brother does it every once in a while. Like it's just,
it's just enough already.
Is he specifically boxing or is there some kind of MMA?
No, no, no, this is boxing.
It's just only boxing.
I don't think Mike, Mike, I think he was just filmed
like walking around with a cane.
Like I think his knees are not great.
No, I don't, I wasn't thinking Mike Tyson was doing MMA,
but Jake Paul.
No, I think he's been just doing boxing.
He's just straight boxing.
Yeah, he's been doing boxing.
So July 20th, mark your calendars.
We will have a lot to say about that in the upcoming months.
And we will watch it.
Maybe we'll have a watch party where we like put it on
and then people can tune in on Discord
or something like that.
That would be fun, wouldn't it?
Yeah, or they could just tune into Netflix.
Fuck you.
They want the commentary.
That's what they want.
They want Brian to talk over there.
The real professional announcer.
That's what you want.
Once in a, record the Netflix,
come listen to Brian talk about it.
That's what they want.
They don't wanna watch it,
they wanna hear Brian talk about it.
Hey, listen, it's a TCB Infomercial Day,
and today we have Preacher Lawson, very funny comic,
finalist at the America's Got Talent,
I think is where most people would know him from, millions and millions and millions of people watch that.
It's a super popular show.
Super popular show, but now he's kind of carved a path of his own, preacherlawson.com is where
we get tickets to his new tour.
He's got a YouTube channel, it's got tons of subscribers to it, and we've been watching
some of his material, it's really funny.
So I'm super interested to talk to Preacher about everything coming, going. And I have important questions for him, because I was laying in bed
last night. Actually, it was like two nights ago. I was laying in bed and I woke up in the morning
and I thought, I'm going to give my wife a big, fat, smelly kiss on her lips because I love her.
And then I got nervous like a little kid. I was like, well, I probably have that morning breath that's really stanky. And I don't know, I don't know if, you know, every once in a while,
even in marriage, you got to make an effort, right? So I went and I did the whole mouth wash,
rinse thing and brush my teeth and felt really good about going to give her a kiss and then she
left the house. So, running out the door like, wait, let me give you a big, fat kiss with my morning
breath. Because my morning breath sometimes is fire. Fire. Isn't yours sometimes?
Sometimes.
I mean, not always. I actually felt like my...
Jeff tells me that mine is just so lovely every morning.
Oh, well, what are you doing? Different than what I'm doing.
I almost feel like when I quit smoking cigarettes,
my morning breath got worse.
Like at least I had that tobacco flavored mouth.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not the best thing in the world,
but it could be worse, I guess.
That's pretty bad.
Yeah, I think it's all the coffee that I drink
in the morning is actually what it is.
So I don't know, I'll kiss you in a minute
and we'll figure it out.
Let's go listen, let's go take a break. We'll listen to some sponsors and then when we get back, we'll be with Mr.
Preach Lawson. Are you excited?
I'm very excited.
All right, we'll be back.
Well, thank the baby Jesus. Brian took a breath and now I will use this opportunity to let you
know that we've got a brand new phone number. That's right, it's 212-433-3TCB. And you can text us
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Hi, Preacher.
Thank you. Hey, how you doing?
Hey, Preacher.
Great.
Before we get into the meat and potatoes of the interview, I have some, I have a question
acquiring minds want to know here at the commercial break. We're just having this discussion.
Where is your stance on morning breath makeout sessions? Do you or don't you? Will you or won't
you? Oh, yeah, I'll do it, man, but it's bad.
I don't know why we're acting like it's not.
It's so bad.
And I know what I'm getting into, but it's like, honestly, it depends how much I love
this person, you know?
Nicole True.
Darius Yeah.
Like, if I'm full on making out in the morning, we're getting married, because...
Jared Or we are married, one of the two, yeah. Nicole Right. Darius Yeah, we are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're getting married. Because... Jared Ranere Or we are married, one of the two.
Yeah.
Leroy Johnson Yeah, we are. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're married. Yeah. I think that, I don't know why
breath stinks so bad in the morning. What's the reason for that?
Jared Ranere I think it's because your mouth's open all night long and flies are...
Beth Dombkowski Open our clothes.
Jared Ranere Roaches are crawling in there and all kind of shit.
Beth Dombkowski You haven't had any hydration.
Jared Ranere Yeah, that's true. Yeah. or it's just time to brush your fucking teeth.
You know what I'm saying?
I do it in the morning and before I go to bed,
but it just doesn't last that long.
That good smell doesn't last that long.
Chrissy here is, says that she has magical morning breath.
I do not have more magical morning breath.
So I don't do morning breath making out usually,
but on occasion.
Maybe it's because I get up in the middle of the night and have like some water.
Jared Ranere Oh, you do?
Nicole Soule-Nagant Yeah.
Jared Ranere Oh, maybe that's the key.
Neal Baskin Oh, wow, who does that? Who gets up in the morning and has water in the,
that makes you not sleep because you got to pee.
Jared Ranere You got to pee.
Nicole Soule-Nagant Wow.
Neal Baskin Yeah.
Jared Ranere I don't know. And if you get to my age,
you got to pee four to five times a night anyway. That prostate is like a bowling ball.
Neal Baskin I mean.
Nicole Soule-Nagant I get thirsty.
Jared Ranere Are you get, you're a young man, so you're not there yet, are you? Are you getting it
from your life?
If I drink water within two hours, maybe even three hours, if I drink water two to three
hours before I go to bed, I'm going to be waking up peeing. So, I just don't drink
any water.
Like little small sips?
No.
I'm with preacher. I'm with preacher on this one.
I can't drink.
Maybe I have a larger bladder. Well... The key larger bladder. Well, what am I going to do?
Go get my bladder taxed?
Yeah, I can't.
Yeah.
I don't know if they're doing surgery on bladder upsizing.
That's a bladder stretch.
I feel like I have a normal sized bladder.
I haven't really compared it to other people, but I'm like, that probably looks like a good
amount of bladder.
I haven't really been on too many football teams where I could be in a locker room.
I haven't been on too many football teams where I could be in a locker room.
I haven't been on too many football teams where I could be in a locker room.
I haven't been on too many football teams where I could be in a locker room.
I haven't been on too many football teams where I could be in a locker room.
I haven't been on too many football teams where I could be in a locker room.
I haven't been on too many football teams where I could be in a locker room.
I haven't been on too many football teams where I could be in a locker room.
I haven't been on too many football teams where I could be in a locker room.
I haven't been on too many football teams where I could be in a locker room.
I haven't been on too many football teams where I could be in a locker room.
I haven't been on too many football teams where I could be in a locker room. I haven't been on too many football teams where I could be in a locker room. I haven't been on too many football teams where I could be in a locker room. I haven't been on too many football teams where I could be in a locker room. I haven't been on too many football teams where I could be to other people, but I'm like, that probably looks like a good amount of bladder.
I haven't really been on too many football teams where I could be in the locker room
and be like, yeah, I'm even.
Yeah, it's about even, but I think I'm regular, so if yours is bigger than mine, you know,
like...
Yeah.
Chrissy just has magical breath and magical bladder.
Big bladder energy. I bladder. Big bladder energy.
I got that big bladder energy.
You are on an epic tour right now.
Tell me, are you a big fan of the touring?
We talk to a lot of comics and some of them say, yes, it's just my natural state of being.
I like being out on the road and changing up scenery.
And then quite a few will say, no, it's just part of the gig, right?
I just do it because I have to.
How do you feel about the tours?
Yeah, I just understand both of what they're saying, both sides.
I have to be on tour because I just have to be working and I love performing.
I think all the comedians hate are the traveling part,
like the TSA and the going to the airport and then being on a plane, being uncomfortable
on a lawn chair in the air.
Yeah.
You know, so for hours, you know, I think that's uncomfortable. But if you can teleport
and just do the show, I think people would love it, but I just think the uncomfortability of being in a different bed.
But I'm not gonna complain, even though I wanna complain
about a lot of things, because it's better
than my other jobs.
You know, it's the only job they can't fire me in.
And I've been fired a lot, like so many.
I think most of the times I was, was I fired?
No, I think I was only fired one time.
I just was really bad at other jobs.
Yeah, yeah.
You quit before you got fired.
That's what happened.
You quit before you got fired.
Yeah, that's what I used to do.
I knew my time was up, so I would beat them to the punch.
It was kind of like, that's my track record of the relationships too, is I would
just break up with them before they had a chance to make it. I spare myself the embarrassment.
But you know, now the TSA, I don't know if you read the story, but the TSA is now testing
in Vegas.
I saw that.
You can go through the TSA security by yourself and they just walk you through the process.
And if you have a problem or a gun, I guess, then they'll call you out on a screen.
Yeah, it's like self checkout.
Yeah, it's a self checkout.
So, you self check in.
You just walk through the TSA, you put your hands up so that they can screen your body
and throw your bags through the machine.
But you come in contact with no TSA agents whatsoever.
It's just like you just go.
Wow.
Thank God.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah. Amen. That's just like you just go. Wow. Thank God. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Amen. Thank, that's awesome. That means it's going to be full time in like three years, you know?
You know, that's going to be awesome.
Yeah.
We live in Atlanta and I think we get a lot of that technology early, but you're right. And
five years we'll see that happen. But you have a connection to Vegas too, right? Have you been
doing some stuff out at the Jimmy Kimmel?
Oh yeah, that's right. You were at Jimmy Kimmel's place.
Yeah, I was at Jimmy Kimmel. I was there a few months ago and I was doing some shows and I used
to host America's Got Talent in Vegas at the Luxor. And man, that show was, I mean, first off,
every show in Vegas is crazy. They're amazing. I mean, it's like if you live in Vegas too, you know everybody,
so not everybody, but you know somebody that can get you free tickets to shows.
Right.
You can kind of just go, you can just watch the most amazing things you'll ever see in
your entire life. It's crazy. But it's funny because I say you can't fire me for my job,
but when I was hosting at the Luxor
for Americans Got Talent, I didn't get fired.
I didn't get fired.
I didn't get fired.
But this is what happened.
This was like in 2020.
Was this 2021 or 2022 or early?
I think it was 2022.
It was like early 2022.
And I was hosting.
It's an amazing show.
If you ever get a chance to watch it,
just definitely watch it.
But I was, I brought up all the acts and I'm like,
yeah, give it up for light balance
and give it up for this person.
And I do five minutes and then I bring other acts
and I do another five minutes.
And then I just, I do outros and I'm like,
give it up for Jimmy Harrod and Deadly Game
and Do It Transcend.
And then I was like, give it up for Jimmy Harrod and Deli Game and do a trance hit.
And then I was like, thank God, you know, for his wife, he won last seasons of America's
Got Talent, Dustin DeVilla.
And Dustin DeVilla walks on stage and he slapped me.
And he said, keep my wife's name.
Outro, right?
This is like the same week that Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.
Right? So everybody was dying. Everybody was dying. We didn't tell anyone. So this is like the same week that Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.
So everybody was dying.
Everybody was dying.
We didn't tell anyone.
We just set it up ourselves.
So the audience was cracking up and the whole crew was like, look at this.
You guys are idiots.
So everyone was like.
Then the next day they wrote me up.
What?
They wrote you up?
They wrote me up.
I didn't know what it was.
I was like, what is this?
They were like, we just need to sign this because you know you agree to not do this.
And I was like, okay, you guys are writing a comedian up for being funny.
It's like in school.
You got a demerit for doing something funny?
Yeah, that's what it was.
Isn't that your job?
Yeah, but it's not, I don't even know if it's ran by America's, I think it's ran by Sirius
Olay, I think, or something.
Oh, okay. Got you.
I don't know. But anyway, yeah, they wrote me up. But, you know, it was the one, it was
the most amazing show I've ever been a part of. It was crazy. It was amazing. But I don't
want to do that. That's not what I wanted. It's like, it's like working on a cruise ship.
You know, that's what it feels. You're on vacation.
Was that like three times a day too? Is it like how many shows?
No, it was like twice a day. It was really comfortable.
It was something I could have got comfortable doing. I mean, it was, but that was the problem.
Was the money good? Like, did you make good money doing that? Is that, or is this part of like some
contractual agreement when you go on AGT and you become a top 10?
Hold on one second, hold on one second.
Yeah, yeah, take your time.
Sorry.
Okay, cool, thanks man.
Doing a podcast right now.
Oh, you are?
You're being disrespectful.
You got some.
You got some.
You're being disrespectful.
Keep it this way.
I know.
He just got lunch.
All right, thank you, thank you, Derrick.
That was like my best friend.
In a way, hey, how you doing?
Hey. Good, hey, nice to see you again. So what were you saying? I'm so sorry. I was like, that was like my best friend. In a way, hey, how you doing? Good, hey, nice to see you again.
So what were you saying?
I'm so sorry to interrupt.
I was saying, did you, like, do you make money,
like good money doing the Luxor hosting thing,
or is that part of like a contractual obligation
when you get on AGT and you make it to a certain level,
then you say-
It's part of your duties.
It's just part of your duties,
and you get paid like a flat fee.
Did you agree to before you even got, you know,
I say famous, but I know you were a comic before AGT,
but is that a good paying job?
Could you get comfortable and make good money doing that?
Yeah, I definitely make way more money on the road,
but it is a decent paying job
for the little amount that I do.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't do much.
Yeah, I'm not doing, I'm doing five minutes.
I bring, you know, some people up, I change my outfit.
I do another set.
The show as a whole is amazing.
I mean, it's like, I think it's life.
You see people like laugh during the show.
They get scared.
I see people cry.
I mean, it is, it's an incredible show, but it's not my show.
It's not about me.
It's not about Cody Lee, it's not about Jimmy Harard,
it's not about any of these people.
It's about America's Got Talent,
and it's an incredible show,
and it's really cool the way they put it together.
I don't know what they're doing now, I'm sure it's great. It's probably not good for one reason.
That's right.
Because I'm not in there. That's the reason.
Did they put you up in some suite in the Luxor? Do you get some-
Oh, no, no, no, no. I lived in Summerlin. I didn't even go to the Strip.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I lived in Summerlin, which is 25 minutes away from the strip, which is, it was great. I love living in Vegas. I love, I love, I love Vegas. I mean, I think,
I love Vegas for the same reason I love Orlando. Because when people think of Orlando, they
always think of Disney World and they think of the Universal and Fun Spot and Sea World.
And when they think of Vegas, they think of like a strip, they think of like, you know,
strip clubs and all this stuff. But it's like outside of that, it's like a dope city, you
know? It's like a super dope city. Everything's super cheap. There's no traffic. Yeah. It's
awesome. Zero state tax. You know, that's real good.
There you go.
I ain't mad at that.
People live in Georgia.
I ain't mad.
Yeah. So, yeah.
I have a friend who lives in Vegas and he just loves it. He's like you, he's like,
you know what, Brian? It's like some people who go and they live at the beach, right? And they
say to me, and I've heard this before on numerous occasions from numerous people living on the beach,
I don't go to the beach. That's what tourists do. I love my town because I love my town. I like to go,
you know, I like my little spots in my town. And occasionally if a friend comes in town,
we'll go hang out at the beach for a couple of hours. And they say the same thing about the
strip. It's like, I don't go to the strip. I mean, maybe on a Friday night, if I got to go meet some
out of towners or some people that are coming in town, I go to the strip. I like Vegas because of
the stuff outside the strip. And Orlando too. I was like, I don't go to Disney World every day.
I know it's there.
Yeah, I'm not going to Disney World.
I know it's there, but so is the traffic, right?
Yeah. Oh my gosh, bro. to Dizzy World. You know? I know it's there, but so is the traffic, right?
Yeah, oh my gosh, bro.
You live in Orlando, right?
I used to.
I haven't lived there in about eight years, but I lived there for like five years and
I love Orlando.
It's like my...
I can't live there anymore, but I love Florida in general.
I know people... I love Florida. And I know people trash Florida and they say things and everything they say about Florida that they're right
It's a magical place it's
Yeah, I love it but um, it's uh, I live in Orlando for about five years
that's why I grew as a comedian, I think that helped me out so much because
Yeah, I lived in Orlando for about five years. That's why I grew as a comedian.
I think that helped me out so much
because it's actually funny because a lot of the comedians
that are popping off right now are from Orlando.
But Orlando's so diverse.
Yeah.
You know, it's so diverse.
You have people, I mean, when you're doing Orlando improv,
it's all you do is just a bunch of tourists the whole time.
It's a bunch of tourists coming from different cities.
So a lot of people are not even from that part of the world.
They just kind of like, just they kind of visit and they stay.
You know, like I thought all Spanish people sound bad.
I thought all, I, no, I'm not even going to say it.
Say it, you can say it.
It's a commercial break.
We don't give a shit.
No, no, no.
I thought all Spanish people were Mexicans.
I moved to Atlanta. I was like, I was people like I'm Ecuadorian.
I'm like, what part of Mexico is that?
Like I just didn't know.
And then I moved to Florida and there's all,
I was like, look at all these different Mexicans.
And then I didn't know that that was super disrespectful.
But yeah, so my ex is Puerto Rican.
I mean, they got like, they have Dominican people,
which I didn't know, I thought they were just black.
And I was like, why is black dude speaking Spanish?
Like I just, so confused.
And then you have like, you know, like Haitian people,
the Brazilian people, it's just, it's so many, it's just, yeah,
so many different cultures, people all kind of European. Yeah, it's just like, it's just pretty,
it's crazy. So, but I love Florida, I love Orlando, and it was just like...
Jared Sussman We do too, and you know, so my wife is Venezuelan,
from Venezuela, not like, you know, she was born here, you know, her parents were born here,
whatever, from Venezuela. If you go to Miami, she was born here, you know, her parents were born here or whatever, from Venezuela.
If you go to Miami and you lived in Miami your entire life, you might not be faulted
for thinking that all Latinos are Latinas are Venezuelan, because it's like all of Miami,
there's more Venezuelans down there than Cuba.
And I think like one of the things that my wife and I often laugh about is that some
people, you know, there are a lot of people who do think that all Latinos are Latinos or Mexican.
Yeah.
It's kind of, it's kind of-
Especially on the West Coast.
Because if you're on the West Coast, that's all there is.
It's all Mexicans.
Yeah.
That's it.
It's all Mexican people.
It's geographically where you grow up or where they came from, right?
It's like, you know, in Venezuela, they fly through Miami and, you know, Cubans, obviously, sometimes they even take boats over to Miami, which is super
fucking dangerous. And it shows you how much they want to get to this country for their freedom.
So I want to go back to Vegas for one minute. So I see you have upcoming dates at Jimmy Kimmel's
place too. Chrissy and I, we had Lunel on a couple of days ago.
Yeah, she was great.
And she, it's the first person, it's the first time I ever heard that Jimmy Kimmel has a comedy club.
Yeah.
So did Jimmy do it right? Is it a nice comedy club?
Yeah, there's not nice comedy clubs for sure. And that one is a nice one. Yes, it's it's fine. It's it's it's like
Most common clubs are fine. It's too it's very rare when I'm like, this is amazing. I'm like this sucks That's I think that's so but most common cause I'm like yes works
You know, yeah, so I think that
the other very professional because you know is
Jimmy Kimmel's club, you know, but yeah, they're great, they're great.
She does, she does, Lunel does that,
she has like a residency there or something.
She does, yeah, she does like two shows a month, I think.
Yeah, two or three shows a month.
She was there after me, when I was just,
when I was just a couple months ago,
and it was like, yeah, so I'm going back this summer,
but yeah, I was, yeah she was um, she packs it out
So I gotta tell you you are a really dynamic comic now
We've been watching a lot of you cuz that's what we do when we get prepared for somebody, right?
We watch a lot of their material and you are just like I think you're a really funny human being like naturally funny
Did you and I know that you know, you joke a lot about in your sets, you'll joke a lot
about how your childhood was, you know, not always, you know, super shiny, you move 20
times, and you know, your mom bought you a car bed when you were a senior in high school.
That's the funniest bit.
I think that's so funny.
Do you think that comedy, like, grew out of the circumstances, like, as a, I don't know, as a way to cope?
Or why do you think you, what made you gravitate
toward comedy?
You know, it's wild because I just like,
I think everyone likes making people laugh.
I think everyone, when you make someone laugh,
you're like, it's just a, oh snap, that felt good.
You know, when you make someone blush,
or you just make someone feel good, it feels good.
So I always just like making people laugh.
I wasn't like a super class clown, or I wasn't like,
honestly I didn't even know my life sucked
until I started talking to other people.
I was just-
That's usually the way it is, yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's normal.
Yeah, I feel like I had a great life and I'll talk to other people and I'm like, what?
You guys had air conditioner?
No, but then I'll talk to other people and I'm like, oh, my life was great.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Some people's life was trash, which is not funny.
But I just like making people laugh.
I never thought I was funny enough to be a comedian.
I just was like, I'll do it because I want to be on a sitcom.
That's the only reason I did it.
I never really thought I was funny enough.
And people made sure they told me that.
They're like, you're not funny enough to be, which people told me, which is fine, you know, they were wrong.
People are wrong.
Right, that's right.
Look at me now.
We get that all the time at the commercial break.
People come up to us and they'll be like,
oh, I heard you had a podcast called The Commercial Break.
And I'll be like, yeah, it's, yeah, we do have a podcast.
And they'll go, yeah, I listened to it.
And then that's it.
And that's it, that's the end of the conversation.
So our tagline for a little while was, it's not for everyone.
It's not for everyone.
They don't just say they listen to it.
That's it.
That's the preacher, I swear to God.
One time I did a mustache, I had a thin mustache.
I was just trying some stuff out with my facial hair.
And then I had my friends say, why'd you do that?
And I was like, so you don't like it. That's fine. Just say you don't like it or you could just
not say anything. That would be, you know, but...
People are silly. But you know what? That puts fire in my belly. Like then I want to
go out and prove people wrong, right? I don't think I've done it yet, but someday I intend
to prove people wrong. That's I don't think I've done it yet, but someday I intend,
someday I intend to prove people wrong.
That's our goal.
It's inspiring too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna keep proving me right.
That's what my goal is.
Amen.
That's right.
I like it.
Yeah, because I don't wanna convince people
that don't like me.
Someone doesn't like me, they don't like me.
Like, you know?
Yeah, move on.
Like, someone, I remember someone asking me,
they were like, what's your perfect audience?
What do they look like?
And I was like, they look like they like me.
That's all I care about.
Right.
They're smiling at what they look like.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't care what they, yeah.
They were like, what age and this and that, gender and this.
I was like, bro, I want people that like me.
I don't care.
That's how I feel with dating.
I'm like, I want to date a girl that's like, I really like, that's the main thing I like.
Yeah.
Is when the girl like me.
Right.
You know, that's my number one thing.
You like me?
Oh, wow.
We halfway there.
Are you a boob guy?
Are you a butt guy?
No, I'm a guy who's into girls who like me guys.
Yeah, I'm a like guy.
I'm a like guy.
What if she doesn't have a booty?
Does she like me though, with her non-boob?
That's all I give a shit about.
I can deal with the rest.
Do you, when you go out with girls, do you have a boyfriend? No, I don't. I don't. I'm a light guy. What if she doesn't have a booty? Does she like me though with her non-booty?
That's all I give a shit about. I can deal with the rest.
That's good.
Do you, when you, like what's the catalyst to going on AGT? Like if you're knocking around,
probably, I would imagine, you know, being a journeyman, like a lot of comics do, just hitting
the clubs and doing improvs and, you know, doing open mic nights. And then what spurs on AGT?
Does someone say, hey, you should go try out for AGT
or is it just your-
Yeah, a bunch of people said that
and I tried out before.
I tried out for America's Tryout before.
Yeah, I did and it just didn't,
I never got past a certain point, you know?
And then, you know, like, you know, there's a lot,
there's so much you have to do.
Like it's not, bro, there's tens of thousands, there's so many people that audition that they're not
all going in front of Simon.
So they have other producers where you audition in front of them and then they're like, all
right, here, we'll push you on.
So they got to make it.
It's got to be uncomfortable, man.
It's got to be uncomfortable to sit in front of one producer and try and make them laugh
and they probably have a minute to do it.
When you first go in for the audition, it's probably just a bunch of people in little
small rooms, right?
You go in, you try and make the person laugh.
Yeah, I was with some woman and she had her three kids there.
And her three kids were like doing a bunch of, they were just not behaving.
So I'm like doing jokes while two of the kids are fighting and then the older kids
like, I hate my siblings.
And then she just kind of like trying to listen to me, but she's like, all right, stop.
Okay, go ahead.
Go do your joke.
And I was like, okay, well, I'm not going to get past this point.
And then I ended up getting past that point.
But you know, there was a time where I auditioned
and there was three producers
and there was one lady in the middle
and there was two guys on the side.
Or I think, I don't know, I know there's a guy next to her.
I don't know who's on her right,
but I remember her laughing the whole time.
And then the other people not laughing.
And I was like, well she laughs,
she likes me. And then they didn't like me. And it's all good. I think I wasn't ready.
I was so glad they didn't pick me back then. I'm so glad they picked me when they picked
me because I had more material developed. But the I auditioned for America's Got Talent, you know, I was like, I, you know, I was broke. Like I had to borrow money from my first episode
to get a haircut from my brother. You know, so I just was like, I need something. And
then I, man, I remember like, there's some people, I don't want to throw them on the
bus, but they were like begging me, they were like begging me not to do America's Got Talent. They're like, don't do it. You know,
you got to like, because people always think, you know, back to like American Idol when
it first started, when people win, there's like a contract and you're stuck in the contract,
you can't be yourself. And America's Got Talent, they don't want that. They like superstars.
So when you blow up and become a superstar, we're like, hey, we were a part of that
They like that. They like when you do well, you know, especially on your own. So
Yeah, and were those other people those naysayers were they other comics that were like listen or managers or whoever who were like?
Honestly, I'm not gonna tell you who they are. Okay, cuz I don't want to put them
I don't want to put them on the bus. But they did. I don't want to put them
on blasts. But they begged me not to do it. They begged, they were like, don't do it. I just read
through this contract and it's like slavery. And I was like, I don't think it's like slavery.
Jared Suellentrop I don't think slaves had contracts. Yeah, I don't think slaves were like, well, they did have contracts. They weren't a part
of it though.
Right, they weren't a sign.
And they weren't like, this is just like getting judged from Simon Tap. I think it's a little
different. But they were like, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. You know, because they had a, there was, they knew someone else that did it.
And that person did really bad.
Gotcha.
So, you know, uh, you know, just, they were like a negatively impacted their
career and I was like, well, I'm not going to do bad and if I do bad, I just do bad,
but I'm not going to not take this opportunity.
It's crazy.
Absolutely.
So I did it.
And then it, you know then it just worked out.
You're a fan favorite.
Yeah, you're a fan favorite.
Gosh, you've been all over the place.
We have a lady that works for us.
Her name is Marianne.
She is a huge Preacher Lawson fan.
When we told her, we communicated in this little chat group and when you agreed to come
on the show, she got so excited.
She was like, oh my God, picture of Oz and I love him for
AGT. And so when you do so well at AGT, is it like an instant change in your life? I
mean, you're doing network television TV in front of millions of people. That's got to
show up at the comedy clubs you're playing at. Like, all of a sudden your name is in
bright lights. Is there like an immediate change
once you get that far into it?
I mean, I had like about 3,000 followers on the Instagram
when I first got on America's Got Talent.
And then after it aired, I think I jumped to like 25,000.
Wow.
And then by the end of it, I was like at 100,000.
And you know, it was just like, it gave me my first boost.
And now I'm at like
I 700 something thousand on Instagram and I got 3.4 million on TikTok so I mean it that's all from
like that's all from like me being on like you know uh network tv and all these and and you know
my special helped me out a lot but yeah yeah, it for sure has absolutely, positively changed my life.
I've been super lucky.
I mean, every show this weekend,
besides this past weekend, have been sold out.
So I just had three months of sold out shows this year
and I did the show, America's Got Talent in 2017.
Yeah, that's insane.
Oh wow, congratulations.
Yeah, I'm really happy for you.
I'm a big believer that there's a lot of different ways to skin a cat.
My kid, one of my kids, he's in the back of the car, he loves directions. He loves to know which
way we're going. Are we going right or are we going left? Which way are we going to go to grandpa's
house? This or that or the other thing? And so, one of the lessons that I've taught him through this,
his love of directions and knowing where we're going is I say, listen, son, there are a lot of different ways to get to the same place. And sometimes it's just because you choose
a particular road. It doesn't really matter. You're going to get to the same place. And
I believe that about careers too, or your destiny, or the thing you're supposed to
fulfill is it doesn't matter. Go whichever way you want to. Everyone's going heading
in the same direction.
And so I think, you know, having that kind of exposure, there's no comparison. What, what else
in the world, maybe with the notable exception of being a random comic who gets on, you know,
Kimmel or something like that, like what else in the world could give you that kind of exposure?
And quite frankly, I think AGT has about 20 million more people watching than even Jimmy
Kimmel.
It's a crazy popular show.
No, it is.
It is the new.
It was the new Jimmy late night show.
It was the new late night.
The Americans Got Talent.
That's what it was.
And now it's TikTok.
Right, it is, yeah.
Yeah, now TikTok is the new one that blow up.
I mean, listen, like, there's so many ways to blow up.
I mean, some people are blowing up on YouTube,
some people are blowing up on Facebook, you know,
like, there's, everyone's famous.
You know, it's not even like everybody's famous, you know,
and so it's room for everyone to do whatever they wanna do.
I mean, we're lucky enough to be in the world
where it's like your praise for authenticity.
So you be yourself and people are like, I love that.
I'm also like that.
People are like, oh, I'm also feeling like this,
or I also have this anxiety,
or I also have, I struggle with this,
or I also, this makes me, you know,
so all comedy is relat relatability. That's funny. Yeah, you know and and so
Yeah, I mean yes, so I think that there's some everyone's everyone's doing really well right now
I mean not everyone can do well remember that famous artist Andy Warhol
Yeah, and he said everybody will have their, in the future, everybody will be famous for
something.
They'll have their 15 minutes, right?
Which is where the term 15 minutes of fame comes from.
And it's so true.
You don't need AGT anymore.
You can connect directly with people who like your comedy in a way that you can cultivate
your own audience.
And we talked to, when we talked to Com, everybody says the same thing.
It's like, can you imagine, you know,
George Carlin or Eddie Murphy back when he was getting
started, whoever it was, they were like,
they were like little gods.
They appeared on HBO, you know,
once every seven months with another hour.
And that material was sitting there to be revered
and you didn't know much else.
Now, everything is funny
and you can connect with your fans at every level at any time all the time. And that's just a-
Absolutely.
Yeah.
No, I'm just saying like people like what you were to tag on what you were saying,
like people know you from different things.
Yeah.
You know, like, so there's people, some people know me from AGT, some people know from my special,
some people just know for TikTok. I was on, I was on stage yesterday, I went to an open mic with my friend, a friend of mine, I was
in town, and he's a comedian, and he goes open mic, I was like, I'll go with you.
So I went on stage, before I even got on stage, before I even said anything, there was a woman
that was like, oh my gosh, you the booty dude.
And I was like, oh, that's, that's what I'm known for now.
I was like, I don't know how I feel about this. You know, like, but so some people
know me for that, you know, so it's like, you know, that's funny.
I had seen some of your comedy special and I knew who you were. I didn't even
know that you were on AGT on CNN.
Oh really? Yeah, and told us. I had no idea. I had no idea.
I had seen you on YouTube and Instagram and other places, but I didn't know until she told
me that you were on AGT. So I think in some world, you've surpassed AGT. Like, you know,
your AGT moments, it stepped you up, but now you're being recognized for its work on its own.
So, you're, after,
Chrissy and I wanted to know,
you're going to the Bing Crosby Theater later in your tour.
Yes, speaking of TikTok.
How's Bing?
Is Bing on TikTok?
I got to know you.
Isn't he dead?
He's dead, right?
For like 80 years.
Oh, okay, cool.
Bing's been dead for a while.
I just thought it was so funny,
the Bing Crosby Theater, like that's a draw.
Come on down to Bing Crosby Theater.
Yeah, I don't even know who that is.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
You don't need to know who that is.
I know another Crosby and I was like,
should I perform there?
I don't know what happened.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna drink that water on stage.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
And is it your birthday coming up?
Because I see that you have a birthday show coming up.
So when's your birthday?
Yeah, two days is my birthday.
Right, happy birthday.
That's my dad's birthday.
So happy birthday.
Really?
But it is, yeah.
I'm your dad.
You could be.
Actually, I could be your dad is probably more what it's like.
I don't think you could be my dad. There's no way. I think I could be your dad is probably more what it's like. I don't think you could be my dad. There's no way.
I think I could be your dad. How old are you?
I'll be 33.
I could be your dad, but I would be a real young dad.
That would have been a creepy situation that happened to make that happen.
Yeah. You could be like an older brother where the parents thought they were done.
That's right. You were a surprise. Older brother where the parents thought they were done
Is that your brother playing with you on is or just same last name? There's another lot of them playing on your birthday show.
That's my brother.
That's my big brother.
That's your big brother?
I'm the youngest, yeah.
All my siblings are older than me.
Do you guys go on tour together?
Do you play shows a lot together?
Yeah, sometimes I'll take my mom and my brother and it'll be a family show.
Wow.
Look at that. That would be cool.
That's amazing. Super cool. Yeah.
If any of my brothers had a sense of humor, I'd bring them on the show.
I'm kidding.
Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
Oh, man. That is great.
What fun.
What fun. Hey, so preacherlawson.com is where you get tickets for the tour.
He's got a new special that's going to drop on YouTube.
When are we dropping on YouTube?
It'll be on March 18th.
March 18th?
March 18th on YouTube, Preacher Lawson.com,
all the socials. It's my mom's birthday.
Is it your mom's birthday?
It's my mom's birthday.
Happy birthday to your mom.
Yeah, our parents love being born in March, baby.
My stepmom, my dad, my little brother, and one of my first cousins is actually, oh, they're
all born in March.
Something about March babies.
Oh, that's wild.
Isn't that crazy?
That's wild.
What about, where are you?
I'm a Virgo in September, so I am an asshole.
I just had a February 19th birthday.
Happy belated birthday.
Thank you.
That make you Aries?
I'm actually on the cusp of Aquarius and Pisces.
So whichever horoscope is better for the day, that's the one I go to.
Are you coming to Atlanta?
I was in Atlanta like a couple of years ago.
I mean, I try to go there at least once every year and a half.
Yeah, you kind of try and make your way around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I try to get some new material and come back.
But yeah, I was there. I should be there soon.
But yeah, I got a house in Decatur.
Oh, you do?
No way.
Yeah, and my mom lives in Atlanta.
Oh, I'm down in Grant Park.
Yeah, you guys are too far away from each other.
Yeah, yeah. I used to live in Atlanta.
Nice, okay.
We love Atlanta and when you come look us up
and if you come for a show,
then we will definitely be there
because we'd like to see our guests in action.
That's a lot of fun.
Absolutely, if you need tickets, I know a guy.
All right.
Buddy, I'm gonna take you up on that offer for sure.
I got you. Preacherlawson.com, I'm going to take you up on that offer for sure. Absolutely, I got you.
Preacherlawson.com, all the socials.
Don't miss his special dropping March 18th on his YouTube channel.
Please go there.
He's a super funny gentleman and a really nice guy to talk to too.
Absolutely.
I've thoroughly enjoyed this.
I think he'll be back.
I have a suspicion.
Thank you.
Absolutely.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
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He was amazing.
He really was.
You know, so down to earth.
I agree.
Yeah, you watch him on his specials and he's got this certain kind of energy.
You know, there's when you get through a few of these, like we have, there's certain people,
you give them one word and they talk for a half an hour, which is great, because quite frankly, it takes the pressure off us
to do all of the talking. And then you get into some people like Tom Papa, where you just have
like a really thoughtful exchange, you know, back and forth that feels interesting in ways that
aren't necessarily silly or goofy. And I felt that way about Preacher. And I expected, you know, that
kind of go, go, go, get them energy.
And what I got, what we got, I think was a really thoughtful conversation.
I agree.
About a number of things, like morning breath working out.
Exactly, the important subjects.
The important subjects that are all there. So, preacherlawson.com, that's where you
get all the information about Preacher. We'll put all the stuff in the show notes, as we
usually do. Also, catch them on Instagram and TikTok. 3.2 million followers on TikTok?
Jesus Jones.
He's got more followers than Hannah, and she's like the queen of TikTok right now.
Not that it's a competition, but come on, Hannah, what's going on?
Throwing the gauntlet down here.
We have 137 followers on TikTok.
Of course, we haven't posted in a year and a half, but that's okay.
We'll get to it. We're finally breaking a thousand on TikTok. Of course, we haven't posted in a year and a half, but that's okay. We'll get to it. We're finally breaking a thousand on Instagram. Yeah. We're almost
at 5,000 on Instagram, which I probably shouldn't be sharing on the show. I should probably
just leave it alone, but I should probably not say anything at all. Like my mom used
to say, if you can't say anything nice, don't say it at all. But whatever, thank you to the few of you
who are jumping over to Instagram and following us. You can do that.
You followed us last.
You followed us last. The internet, you heard it here last. The internet's here to stay.
Instagram is becoming a thing. I don't know if you know, but Instagram is becoming a thing.
So follow us.
Yeah, just like Clubhouse, get on the bandwagon, fireside,
all the rest of the social media platforms
that we purposefully chose to make content on
while ignoring Instagram and TikTok.
I mean, Look at us.
That keen sense of intuition.
That's right. Just like real estate, podcast networks, social media. We have a keen instinct
for finding the right ones, but not Odyssey. We love Odyssey. Don't get me wrong. I'm not
talking about Odyssey. I love that Odyssey. They are fantastic. Preacherlawson.com. Please go there. And he's on tour all over the place.
So I'm sure you can get tickets at a town near you because he's on one of those tours,
like a lot of the comedians are. I also wanted to say that Chrissy and I, after episode number
500, we'd like to start bringing you on as a guest to do an Ask TCB,
tell us something interesting, you know, whatever it is, we'd like to hear from you live on
the show. So if you do us a favor, text us or leave us a voicemail at 1212-433-3TCB.
We'll give you some information on how you can get on the show, you know, if you're interesting
enough. If you're not, then I'm just not going to respond to you. So congratulations.
Exactly. And we could also respond to voicemails too, if you don't feel quite comfortable.
Yeah, if you don't want to get on here, you can do voicemails, but most of the voicemails
that have been left have been, I don't know, I don't know what to say. I'll talk about
it. I'll talk about, uh, our voicemails and my ring doorbell are getting the same action. I'll explain
on a different episode or an episode you've already heard. Who knows when this comes out,
but we'd like to thank Preacher for taking the time out of his busy schedule to be with the
commercial break today. Really enjoyed that conversation. And I do think we're going to
put him in the comeback bucket. Yes, we are. He's in. Yeah, he's in. Out of the seven guests we've had,
bucket. Yes, we are. Yeah, he's in. Out of the seven guests we've had, six of them have made it into the comeback bucket. And I'll leave you to guess who the seventh is. All
right. TCBpodcast.com. That's where you go. You find out more information about the show.
You can watch all the video, listen to all the audio right there from one location, tcbpodcast.com. You can also get your free piggy fronting sticker
now available to you for free.
Go to the contact us button on the website,
hit the dropdown menu, I want my free sticker.
Give us your physical address and we'll send it away.
And some people who have been long time listeners
of the commercial break are getting a extra special gift.
I'm telling you what, Chrissy, I'll tell you what it is after the show. We want to save it as a surprise, but
it's a bad ass gift. We use it here in the studio ourselves. You'll have to guess until
it shows up at your microphone. It's a microphone. It's a contract to be the co-host of the commercial
break. It's this TV that I can never get straight.
As I mentioned before, 1212-433-3TCB.
That's 212433-3TCB.
Text or leave a voicemail.
Questions, comments, concerns, ask TCB.
Ask Brian's mom if you want to be on the show.
That's the number.
Go there.
It rings right here in the studio.
We'd love to hear from you. And if you do leave a voicemail, be on notice. You may end up on the show,
although no one has yet. You may end up on the show. I mean, make it interesting guys.
Make it interesting. You know what I'm saying? Also at the commercial break on that new fangled
Instagram, TCB podcast on TikTok. Promise I'll start posting there real soon. And we
would just love it if you would go to youtube.com slash the commercial break as Dr. Phil would
say, follow us, watch our videos. All the interviews are up there. Selected episodes
get up there also. Um, and follow us on your favorite podcast platform. That's right. Especially
if you're an Apple user, you actually have to go and download the episodes yourself now.
So make sure that you do that every Tuesday through Friday.
All right, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today.
I think so.
Thanks, Preacher, for coming on board.
Absolutely.
I love him. I love you.
I love you.
Best to you.
Best to you.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe.
Until next time, Chrissy and I will say, we do say, and we must say, goodbye. If you got a softie in your brain, you're going to have a softie in your pants.
You know what I'm saying?