The Commercial Break - Teresa Goes Piggyfronting!
Episode Date: March 10, 2023What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband and a ghost shows up? When the ghost joins in...that's called piggyfronting! Join Bryan & Krissy as they get back into their "thing" with Theres...a Caputo. Bryan briefly attempts to discuss microchips & China Just like the US has a thing with China, TCB has a thing with Theresa Caputo Bryan explains TCB’s historical beef with Theresa She is definitey using audience plants Theresa's got a million ghosty pals Let's get piggyfronting! Bryan finds the main hole in her scam Does it get more general than “a mother figure?” In a room full of women she asks…who had a husband? According to theresa, darling is not a common term Her favorite phrase is back...do you understand?! Theresa takes it way too far this time Theresa = Beetlejuice? Nonstop yammering yahoos abound! This is one of her shadiest “readings” yet LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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What happened to you taking a shower?
You see a bunch of rowdy ghosts that drive the glass.
Driving a car?
Driving a car?
Making love to your husband?
Hold on, I got a ghost chiseling on my back.
He's picking back. He's piggybacking me.
Is that your hand on my tits or is that a goat's?
Fronty backing me.
Piggy fronting me.
Piggy fronting me.
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Ah yeah, cats and welcome back to to the commercial break I'm Brian Green this is my Rudy
duty fresh and fruity co-host Kristen Joy, totally besting you, Krizzy
and bestie Brian
and bestie you out there in the podcast universe
I'm reading an interesting article coming out of China
you know we have a thing with China
now we do
there's a thing we got a deal with China we got it
let me flex them yeah we're flexing they're flexing everybody's flexing there was a balloon Now we do. There's a thing, we got a deal with China, we got it. Let me.
We're flexing.
Yeah, we're flexing there, flexing everybody's flexing.
There was a balloon, something about the balloons
or something like that.
But as a noted geopoliticist, let me share with you
what's really going on because I just recently watched
a video that was very informative.
It all has to do with microchips.
Yep.
We here in the United States are creating the very complicated and ever faster and smarter,
or I guess faster microchips would be the best way to put it.
And then we're shipping them off,
shipping the designs off to Taiwan,
so that they can make them in these ever tighter rooms
because like one piece of dust could fall off the ceiling
and ruin a whole batch of microchips.
And they're very expensive to build.
And so the chip makers have decided, well, or the chip creators have decided, well, we
don't want to spend all that money on infrastructure to build these.
We'll ship them off to Taiwan where they do it very well.
And now there's a fight over who gets the microchips.
So that's your lesson for today.
I'm just up there.
I know anything right?
Thank you, noted. You're welcome. I just not there. I don't know anything about it. Thank you, noted. You're welcome.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Fuckin' think about geopholidics.
Oh, my talking about it.
I just realized I was getting into territory
that clearly people were gonna be like,
what is this through talking about?
It's about the microchips.
So next time you're at Thanksgiving dinner
and your racist grandfather said something
go, it's about the microchips.
Yes.
But China during the pandemic, they had those really intense lockdowns.
And so something popped up,
like a QVC type show on the internet,
popped up, I mean, a number of them popped up.
And so they would go live, show their wares,
and then people would buy them online.
I think we saw something like that with the gems.
We did with the gems, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I don't think that was,
I don't think that's what they're talking about.
That was like a TikTok show where they were like,
putting a bunch of rocks in a bag for $5.
Clearly weren't worth $5.
But it was fun to watch them nonetheless.
And this went on for days, by the way,
they just had this channel going for,
like this TikTok live going for days
where they just kept on scooping rocks out.
And I got one for you, $5 for you, $6 for you.
I didn't understand a fucking word that was said,
but I was fascinated for hours.
I was fixated on this lady.
You like you gotta watch this.
You gotta watch this.
Everybody else likes, yeah, it's rocks.
The Galavees got rocks.
What are you fascinated by?
But, but, but, but, just my OCD and overdrive.
So they had these channels that would pop up live
and then you would, you know,
they would show you their goods and then they would sell them.
One of the things that became really popular was to sell women's lingerie this way.
As you can imagine, like, you know, give them a little visual representation of what they're
going to see in the bedroom and then let the ladies or the guys buy it for the ladies
or you could buy it, the guys could buy it for the guys, whatever it was, whatever you're
in to, right?
Whatever the Chinese Communist Party allows you to be into.
So I'm probably getting, you know,
I'm probably getting blocked on sick,
I can't speak.
Well, it was fun having listeners in China, there you go.
But what happened is the the the CCP the Chinese party
Communist party they decided that it was too risky
It was too much to have women in lingerie and guys on the other end salivating you don't have a pretty tight lockdown
They've already tight locked out on the internet over there
So they said no more women in lingerie can't do do it. Peer it in a sentence. No more.
So guess what?
The lingerie company said.
They started putting men in women's lingerie.
I love it.
And it's working.
It's working because they just take young men and they doll them up a little bit and then
they put them out in the lingerie and people are still buying.
I think this is an idea whose time has come. them up a little bit and then they put them out in the laundry and people are still buying. Yes.
I think this is an idea whose time has come.
I say we send that internet out, send that channel right on over into Florida and see what
happens.
Let's see if we could change a few hearts and minds down there because I think it's just great.
I actually think it's just fucking great that they found this loophole and apparently a
lot of the women, a lot of the people who own these channels who are directing these these shows are women
So the women decided no, you're not gonna cut me out of the loop. I'm just I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna get around it
Yeah, I'm gonna turn the other cheek literally turn the other cheek and put these men in front of the cameras of the lingerie
And I thought what a brilliant idea and it's working. The channels are still selling lingerie.
Best of them.
Best of them.
That's our best of you story for the day.
Yeah.
Here's a thought.
Just a thought.
I'm just going to throw this out there.
Not a political show never have been ever will be, but here's just a thought.
When the Chinese Communist Party is more liberal than a state in the United States, you might have, you might have a problem. I mean,
you might have an issue. Just, just saying that out loud. And then, oh, and then there was
another article that I was reading. Do you know this guy, and this is today's topic,
do you know this guy, Tyler, I want to make sure I get his, Tyler Henry, if you're seeing
Tyler, Tyler Henry, he was on an e-show called Hollywood's Medium or something,
really young guy blonde hair.
Oh, maybe.
Kind of has a weird accent going on, like a weird expectation in his voice.
Yeah, he was like a psychic.
Yeah, he's a psychic.
He's young, like 20 years old, and his eyes are always darting everywhere.
And he's like, he takes a pen and he's like like doodling while he's getting messages from the other side.
I thought to myself, well, this would be great.
Like let me dig into Tyler Henry.
And we'll see if we got another target here
at the commercial break.
Yes, I like it.
Or something else to talk about.
The challenges, when I, the more that I dig
about Tyler Henry, the more that I realize,
that there's a lot of people out there
who are writing the Tyler was right.
Because Tyler doesn't talk to dead people and talk about
the things that happened in the past. Tyler talks about the things that are gonna
happen in the future. Now that's where the real... That's where the rubber meets the
road. Yes. Because anybody can look up on the internet, like that fucking Teresa
Caputo that we'll talk about in a second. Anybody can look up on the internet.
What's happened to you? All's it takes is one plant in the audience, or one, or generalization.
Generalization.
Who's died from a heart attack?
Right.
Who's got toes?
Do I have anybody to tell who's in the craft?
But it's really hard to predict something.
Talk about someone's health that's gonna happen
and something about someone's health
that's gonna happen in the future.
Or just be spot on with a regular Joe
who you've never met before.
Like literally not a cold reading,
but you're just putting somebody in a room one on one
and asking them to read that.
So I'm still not 100% sold, right?
I'm still not.
Would you wanna know if?
No.
Yeah.
No.
I think maybe I would.
I have no interest in knowing.
I've thought about this a million times.
If somebody, if I could,
I mean, I wanna know if I've got something currently, for sure,
but that I might have been in the future.
What a doctor can tell me that.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Yeah, I mean, that's just going to the doctor.
Yeah.
That's just, this is getting old.
You just go to the doctor every three seconds.
I went to the doctor the other day,
I was complaining about a couple of things
that I thought strung together
could be something to worry about, right?
And his response was, you know, anxiety can make this stuff worse too.
He basically laughed me out of the office.
He's like, okay, dude, you got some headaches and some sunspots.
You're going to be fine.
Everything's okay.
You're 80.
You know what he actually told me?
He said, for those headaches, stop taking Advil.
Stop taking something for the headaches.
You're getting a bounce back headache.
Your body's getting addicted to it,
and it's causing the headaches.
He goes, I can almost guarantee you.
Guess what?
He was fucking right.
Stop taking the Advil every day, and the headaches go away.
So this guy, Tyler Henry, he has had celebrities,
he's had normal Joe's, he's had everything,
and I've read a couple of articles.
Like one lady walked in there
with a couple of her relatives,
and he said,
one of your relatives is gonna pass really soon,
like a grandfather grandmother type.
And guess what, within three days,
the grandfather was dead.
Within three days.
And this happened.
I hope they have a chance to say goodbye.
Well, I mean, if you get a message,
if you believe enough to go-
You're about to die.
Yes.
If you believe enough to go on fucking
eat television and be subjected to this kind of shit,
and he tells you your grandpa is gonna die,
and you don't call your grandfather,
you're just an asshole.
That's all I gotta say.
He's done Corey Hame, he's done Julia,
I think not Julie Roberts,
a Courtney Cox, he's done a lot of different people,
and they all have said,
I kind of was spot on.
So there might actually be something to this psychic thing,
which I never said that there couldn't be.
I just don't believe that one particular person
is at all real.
And her name is Teresa fucking kapoo. Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Darn, darn, darn, darn, darn, darn. Met. Terisa.
You remember how we have a thing with China?
Like the United States has a thing with China?
TCB has a thing with Teresa Capuda.
It's true.
Because I cannot stand this person.
This person to me is a bad hairdo and an earpiece away
from being nothing.
She does cold readings and she does them badly.
She fails almost every single,
you put to reason in front of 100 people, 40 people,
20 people and you say go out and do a cold reading.
Like she often subjects herself too
on read just, you know, Ryan and Kelly
or whatever show she's gone on.
She goes to the audience and she starts doing these cold readings.
And when you watch the cold readings with any amount
of, I guess, skepticism, you can see that what Teresa
is doing is just an old circus trick.
It is, yeah.
It's an old snake oil salesman trick.
Wow, does the trick go?
Well, some of you have been listeners of the show,
we'll understand I've had this die tribe before,
but let me explain for those new to the show.
It's like a big funnel.
And if you leave the top of the funnel as broad as possible,
you can ask leading questions
until it seems like you're hitting on something specific,
but you're really not.
You're just saying things that almost describe everybody.
Let me give you an example.
Does anybody in the audience know a man? Someone with a penis.
No, not what about a vagina.
A canine if you've ever seen a dog.
Does anybody know what a giraffe is?
Have you ever seen clouds?
The sky is blue, am I right about that?
Okay, great.
I've got someone behind me and they're standing there
and they're rubbing the genitalia,
which means that they're dead.
Are they dead?
No?
Well, who else is dead?
Does anybody have anybody dead?
Does anybody know anybody dead?
And she quickly drops anybody.
And she quickly drops anybody that says,
no, and she moves on to the next
with these incredibly broad and leading questions.
Something to do with the heart.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, does anybody have legs?
Is anybody in the audience have a leg? Okay, that's good. I sense that there's someone behind me shaking their leg and that's usually indication that someone has a leg
What was the one two were they that she was like he says for you to go have a glass of wine and
The universal symbol for that. Oh yeah, she was like, no, she's, I see him drinking a glass of wine.
That's his indication that you're traveling to Italy.
That's right.
And she was like, no, I'm not.
Canada, no.
Somewhere in the United States.
Well, I came here to New York exactly.
That glass of wine works every time.
It's a sign for traveling to anywhere here to New York exactly. That glass of wine works every time.
It's a sign for traveling, to anywhere, especially New York.
She's so bad at what she does.
So, Chrissy and I have a personal belief,
and I don't know this to be true.
I'm just saying, I think,
I think Theresa Caputo has an earpiece in that ear
or a device on the top of that wig, in under that wig.
That's signaling to her. Like, does the under that wig, that's signaling to her.
Like, there's a producer somewhere that's signature,
and Chrissy and I believe that we have actually seen
the producers on certain shows,
signaling to her when they get out of the camera angle,
like when they move a little too far left or too far right.
There's a whole cadre of people over there,
waving their arms and screaming and yelling,
like, no, don't go there, go there.
Right, that way.
That's the reason.
Not to mention, how easy is it to put a plant in an audience, right?
Oh, yeah.
You think the fucking view is checking who comes in the door?
Now, they're just glad people showed up at 6 in the morning to watch them record.
You don't have to say it?
Yes.
I don't think I have to fill out a questionnaire.
Questionnaires, names, social media handles.
I think they do.
I think that, well, it depends on who you,
you can't actually bring cameras or phones
into her live events,
but you can read multiple accounts.
Now, it depends on your perspective.
If your perspective is that Teresa Caputo
really does talk to dead people,
then you're gonna find a reason to believe that.
If you watch it, just I think objectively,
what you're seeing is just a person
cold reading an entire room.
She knows where she wants to go.
She has producers that tell her
which people to talk to.
Imagine this, okay.
You go to get your Teresa Caputo tickets
at TeresaCaputo.com or whatever, ticket master.
And they quickly find out a bunch of information about you.
Where you live, your IP address, email, all this other stuff.
From that email, you can get all the social media handles.
From those social media handles, you can figure out anything
that anybody is all about.
Why?
Because we're all fucking dipshit,
supposed to get everything about our life,
every moment we got to post about our life.
So all it takes is the ability to know where that person
is in the crowd or finding something so specific,
like grandma died and we put a red rose on her chest
when we buried her, right?
And all it takes is that question.
Did someone bury their grandmother with a red rose?
Oh, that's me!
Oh, it's still my heart!
And then Teresa comes flying over
to ask more leading questions to take credit
for what's going on.
There's a million people behind her,
a million ghosts behind her dancing and jumping
and rubbing their genitalia.
I mean, I even know what's going on in this head.
So this really bugs the shit out of me.
And I'll tell you why.
It's because I don't like Teresa giving people false hope,
hope that they are actually communicating with someone from the other side.
It seems pretty cruel to me, actually.
And then to be making a shitload of money off of it seems double cruel.
Right.
Well, I mean, on one hand, it could be comforting to some people on the other hand,
though, too.
The people that is comforting too, I mean, if I think that Theresa just spoke to my mother
who died.
You'd never leave her alone.
Well, no, I would want to keep talking to my mother.
Of course.
Yes.
That must have been how she made money before she had the television show.
The people kept coming back.
Yeah, there was like 10 people that just kept coming back.
And now your two years into a relationship was somebody, of course, you know everything
about them.
You're not doing readings anymore.
You're just having a conversation.
And that's what Teresa does.
She talks a lot.
She makes jokes a lot to get people laughing
because it's hard to be discerning when you're
in a state of joy or emotion or laughing or whatever.
Or sadness.
But then the other thing that just like totally,
totally blows my fucking mind about Teresa Caputo,
is that no one has ever really called her to task.
Like no one's ever said,
how exactly do you stand in a room full of people?
And you're asking questions, rapid fire,
and you're making jokes and you're laughing
and you're communicating with the audience members and you have 50 ghosts behind you jumping dancing doing hula hoop son of roller coaster down on us. Whatever. Yeah, because when she messes up, she'll say it is confusing.
There's so many ghosts around me or she's even called spirits spirits. The spirits all are all around. Yeah, spirit spirits the spirits a lot around two spirits humpbacking each other. What is she called piggybacking the piggybacking on each other piggybacking.
I can see that I guess like a little kid riding on his dad's back. Yeah, I can barely
keep up with one conversation. Thank God this is a podcast. We put another person in
this room,
all hell goes break loose.
You want to know why?
I get to talk to people at the same time.
I barely keep up with myself.
Yes.
So all of this, objectively as an objective observer,
someone who might believe or might not believe
depending on what the evidence or the circumstances are,
I'm open to the idea, but I don't think it's true,
but I'm open to the idea. but I don't think it's true, but I'm open to the idea.
I objectively think Teresa Caputa is full of fucking shit.
And I'm sorry if you believe,
we've have a few listeners out there that have written us
that say they believe Teresa did a reading for them,
blah, blah, blah.
If you believe and it's good for you, great.
Then yeah, keep going.
But you're right about one thing.
If my loved one dies tomorrow,
someone that I love close to me dies tomorrow,
I go to a Teresa reading,
and she tells me that my loved one is communicating with me
in any way, shape, or form,
and I have a bad day at the office,
I'm finding Teresa, and I'm gonna be like,
I wanna talk to my wife about it.
I need to give Grandma one last hug.
Lee, she's gotta give me the banana muffin recipe.
Ha ha ha.
Yes.
Because every grandma is good at banana muffins.
Uh huh.
And they never give you that damn recipe.
Don't worry about it.
I'll give it to your mother.
Ha ha ha.
So without further ado, I was throwing on the internet.
As you do.
And say do like to do.
G-C-B. Hey, everybody out there in the pot. Internet as you do. As they do like to do. DCB
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And I found a clip from one of our favorite muses
to Risa Caputo on the Meredith Vieira show.
That tells you how old this is.
When did Meredith have a show?
A while back.
10 years ago.
Was it 10 years ago?
Five years ago?
No.
I don't know.
I have no concept of time now after COVID.
I have no concept of time in the commercial break.
We're here all the fucking time.
That's true.
We're here all the fucking time.
I don't know what day it is anymore.
All right.
Let's listen to Teresa.
What is it?
Well, the sixth sense, I feel like that's how I
I'll wait. Hold on. I start a little late.
A purely professional operation here.
Of us can't communicate with those or we blocked ourselves, but
right. But can you explain what the
block ourself? Is there any we blocked ourselves? I'm not
blocking myself from seeing ghosts. I'm wanna see ghosts.
I know.
If that shit's real, come and visit.
I'm waiting for the day when one of those spooky things
climbs out of my closet, says,
I'm looking for Bob, he used to live here.
Well, I bought the house from Bob,
and if you're gonna live in my closet,
we're gonna have to talk about rent.
Can you take care of the kids while I go off for a couple hours?
I'm gonna go to the strip club.
No, you can't do that, can't move stuff around.
Ah.
Movie or TV show that even gets it partially correct?
My two favorite is the six cents and ghost.
It's my favorite.
And why the-
Well hold on, go.
Ghost, you're going ghost, you're going Patrick Swayze pottery.
You're going Patrick Swayze,
host dirty dancing beefed up beef cake.
Hot as guy ever in that moment in time.
And then you're going six cents,
Academy Award winning portrayal
of how ghosts interact with small children
and save the world or whatever.
You didn't go with ghost on Thursday, did you?
No.
But they think they're real, too.
What is it?
Well, the sixth sense, I feel like that's how I grew up.
I just would just see things and feel things and sense things that I didn't realize not
everybody else was.
I actually thought it was normal.
I thought everyone sensed and felt the same things that I did. And ghosts because I feel like she connected
with the personality of the souls.
And that's why she was the best fellow, they.
She's got a thousand motherfucking ghosts.
She spreads with.
I can't even get together with one of my friends for drinks.
Because the reason's keeping up with a thousand ghosts.
I guess it makes me easier if they come to you all the time.
Yeah, if they're just hanging out with you all the time,
what happens when you're taking a shower?
You see a bunch of rowdy ghosts that's I can.
Driving a car.
I mean, driving a car, making love to your husband.
Hold on, I got a ghost chasing on my back.
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We leave any disease, ailment or disability behind
Is any spirit?
You don't say Teresa.
No.
You mean if I get in the car accident?
You're not mangled.
Yeah, if I get in the car, that's right.
And I lose an eyeball.
I could have a new one as a ghost.
Don't mess.
With you right now.
Well, there's always a very souls present.
I always sense and feel them.
But what happens is when we're in a large room, I don't know.
They're all just present.
So they will guide me to be somewhere.
Someone I could be speaking over here.
And you might say.
If the ghost is able to talk to you directly
while you're speaking to other people,
why are they not able to give you the name
of that person Theresa?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, that's the big hole in your story, kid.
It's Cindy, my granddaughter over there.
Cindy, my granddaughter, tell her that, you know,
Nana loves her and forgot to give her
the banana muffin recipe.
Here, let me piggy-front you and I'll walk you over there. I'm gonna go on tour and I'm gonna start
saying the ghosts are piggy-fronting me. I'll just make weird facial movements. Sorry, I'm getting biggie-fronted.
Oh my God, but that sounds like me.
Know that that's a message from your loved ones as well.
But...
She speaks with such authority.
No, that that's a loved one from your midst and the message from your loved one.
By the way, half this audience, not convinced.
Look at all these people.
They are clearly not convinced.
This is why these kind of rooms are bad for Teresa and why they always look like big fails.
It's because there's so many people in the audience who can't control whether or not someone
believes Teresa. But she handles that with a joke and a smile just moves on to the next person.
There was a mother-in-a-one that stepped forward and she said to me she goes,
my daughter is so upset that she didn't bring my jewelry
or I didn't wear something.
I feel like I would always wear it or have it every day.
And I didn't bring it today.
Today of all days, I didn't bring it.
So that's how it went all the way.
I mean, it's how she was like,
she had her mouth wide open.
But not in the kind of way like,
oh my God, like in the kind of like,
I see his's mother figure.
Step forward.
I see a mother who had a mother.
No, nobody did anybody not have a mother,
but had a necklace.
That necklace is from the mother that would have been.
Just know that.
I mean, how many people have some tiny little piece of jewelry
from a parent that has passed
on?
I don't, but that's okay.
You have two parents who are alive.
Oh, that's true.
Oh, my God.
Well, that wraps up this episode of the commercial break.
Oh, my God, my mom doesn't know how to download podcasts.
No, but I'm sticking to my grandmother and my grandfather.
But, you know, no, I didn't get any jewelry from them, but of course, why would they leave
me jewelry?
Why, you felt.
And I felt that I was over here.
Is it your mom that's supported?
But did you always, do you always bring
things on my computer?
She grabs a microphone.
She grabs a microphone.
It's getting serious.
She found a willing lock who's probably a plant,
but let's move on.
For her, like I felt you always had her with you.
And like today was the day you didn't bring her
in a whole day's choruses here.
She loved Meredith.
Oh.
And she wanted to come to the show.
We were here in October and we had an issue
and we didn't get in. We were here in October and we had an issue and we didn't get in we came back in December.
We came back on the 12th she died on the 11th, but we came anyway to be here.
You quit, quit, quit!
What the good fuck is going on here?
The bombs, I don't be 11 and they kept it to the 12th.
The came on the 12th? It sounds like your mom didn't leave you anything in the will. I can't even say that. Can't even say that. Can't even say that. Can't even say that. Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that.
Can't even say that. Can't even say that. Can't even say that. Can't even say that. Can't even say that. I don't think it was hard tickets. Like, you know, Chris Rock, one night only live on Netflix, I get it.
You know, you show it up for Meredith Vieira.
Coming today, we're like, Mom, come on, tell us that you went to Meredith with us.
So you...
There you go, there you go.
There you go, there you go.
There you go, was nothing.
She was saying about a piece of jewelry.
Yeah, she said you missed a piece of jewelry. Yeah, she said you you missed a piece of jewelry
That's not what that lady said
She said if we're gonna go see Teresa
Teresa give us a sign that moms with us that was not the sign
She's so wrong, but here she is taking credit. There you go. There you go. You did have a mom. I told you
There you go. There you go. There you go. You did have a mom. I told you.
That's amazing. That's amazing. You had a mother. Amazing.
Talk about the husband is stepping forward. That is deported. Who was married? Who has a husband? There's so many women there. It's all women. Who has a husband?
It's husband energy. Who has a husband, but doesn't want to have a husband?
Okay, that's half the audience.
I can't even have to slim this down a little bit.
Talk about husband who lost their husband.
They're telling me I'm over here.
Did you lose your husband?
Oh my God, that woman's 90 years old.
You're a husband once it just take this opportunity
to thank you for the way that you cared for him.
Do you understand that?
And he says, I wish I was...
I'm sorry, I told you to laugh.
I know.
Someone's misery, but it's so fake.
He told me to tell you that he really thanked you
for all the carried.
Why couldn't he have told me when he was alive?
Asshole.
I was able to tell her that.
And he says, and do you know how she took care of me and never showed me her frustrations? Is that correct, ma'am?
And you would go in a room and cry and say, I can't do this anymore. What is so
funny? You come out this. I don't get it. I really don't. This could be anybody.
Your husband wants to thank you for caring for him and allowing him to
leave the physical world with dignity and grace. But can you give her his
social security number?
He's right there, talk to him.
What's his name?
What's her name?
Where do they live?
I'm the kids do they have.
What color dog do they get?
Come on.
Did he used to call you my darling or?
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and kissed you and said, I love you, my darling.
And I've never heard darling before.
I don't think that that's a common term.
Yes, it is.
There are songs written.
Darling is not a common term.
You've used it Teresa.
I guarantee if we go back and we look at these tapes, she's used it a million times.
Oh yeah.
So just know that it is just his way of saying
that he was she told you how much he appreciated
and more importantly, how much he loved you.
Thank you.
I wanna talk about the sun that departed.
Anyone?
Do you mean the sun and the sky? It's every night around seven, it's a part.
And I've been wondering where it's going.
Want to talk about the sun that's departed?
I want to talk about he takes responsibility for his departure.
Do you understand that, ma'am?
This does not mean that it might not be your loved one as well.
Do you understand that?
Do you understand that?
It could be two people at the same time because they're splitting into two people
They're now piggybacking each other
It's just like broke back mountain behind me
They found love in the afterlife
But when he stepped forward he opened up his hands and showed me the white doves
Which is my symbol for that his soul is someone
with her.
Can you just hold that face?
Oh my god.
I saw a white doves one time on a Prince video MTV.
Isn't that on a lot of funeral type related stuff to this point?
They don't do it anymore because the doves die.
That's the second you let them go.
It's just flopped out.
I mean like on caskets or on tombstones.
A dove is a sign of eternity.
And in the Catholic religion, dubs mean like it's very symbolic,
right?
The Christian religion, the Catholic religion,
dubs are very symbolic.
It's not unusual for an older woman probably
to equate dubs with death.
When spirit steps forward and takes responsibility for their departure, it means that they do not want us to carry the burdens or guilt or the should of could of would of so the only
ifs that they would still be here.
The white doves is my symbol for that you fear that his soul is not a piece because of
the way that he departed.
Wait, my white dove. Mmm. Mmm.
Your white doves are the sign for a paragraph and a half specific to this lady.
How many times have you seen white doves Teresa?
So you know that his soul is safe in a peace with God and more importantly thanking you.
No, it's not safe in a peace with God because he's running around your head, telling you a bunch of shit.
I know.
You can't stop.
This poor bastard is just stuck
at the Meredith Vera show.
It's duty.
In a studio.
I'm only 19 year old kids
wanna be at the Meredith Vera show.
That kid wants to be at a Pantera reunion concert.
Go there Teresa.
All of the prayers.
Did he, how old was he?
Did he have a girlfriend?
She's ready to help.
He nailed down and said, will you marry me?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I think Teresa just took a way too far.
Oh yeah, she could, I saw her wheels turning too.
Yeah, she was, yeah.
She was like, I got one, I got one,
I got one, I'm gonna keep going.
Because she's really having,
make him cry, make him cry.
Make him cry, make him cry.
Seems believable, everyone believes me when someone's crying.
This is terrible.
And because she's having trouble connecting with this audience,
because it's taken her a while to get these questions answered.
So she's gotta go in for the kill, right?
She is.
Yep.
So were you supposed to get married
or did you talk about getting married?
Yeah.
Did I, were you gonna get his handwriting tattooed on you?
Yeah.
Right here.
I have, I love you right here.
What?
Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
She has it tattooed.
She saw the tattoo.
She saw the tattoo on the wrist.
And then she said, do you have his handwriting on?
Yes.
One of her producers or someone caught that.
Because a lot of the times when, you know,
in certain cultures, when people die,
they get tattoos, right?
OK.
Now this doesn't mean now you have to leave the show
and go get the tattoo.
That is not what this is about.
He's gonna be a beetle juice.
She really does.
About him, you knowing that he knows that you were going to do this.
Do you?
I want to ask her to do a cold reading with a shower cap on?
You know what I'm saying?
And let's see what happens.
Your original hair, shower cap, right out of the shower, shower cap.
Do the show like that.
Producer's locked in a closet.
No telecommunications of any sort.
Do you try to go through his departure?
Because he tries to bring me through it and then he hits me in the back of the head.
So when Spirit does, when someone hits me in the back of the head while I'm talking to
a hundred other people, that's my symbol for your boyfriend really wanted to make love
to you on your last night together, but it didn't happen.
So he says, just no, it was going to be the anal night. That's what happens
when I get hit on the back of the head. They didn't suffer. Wait, you get hit on the
back of the head and it's a sign for it didn't suffer. That makes sense. Yeah. I didn't
see your head move. Did you? No. No, she didn't say, oh, I'm just checking. So why don't
you. But of course, with through that hair, how would you see anything? Exactly. No, she didn't say, oh, I'm just checking. So wanting you to... But of course, through that hair, how would you see anything?
Yeah.
Exactly.
No, that he did not suffer.
Do you understand that?
Why do I feel trapped?
He goes, I wasn't trapped.
I was fine.
Do you understand that?
Why do I feel trapped?
He wasn't trapped.
Yeah.
Why do I feel trapped?
He wasn't trapped.
Was he?
Oh, that's weird.
He was.
Wait, was he trapped?
Yeah.
No, he wasn't trapped.
I feel trapped. That's my sign for he's not trapped. So weird.
So strange how this is coming through.
I have to check my head piece.
And to his physical body, whatever happened,
he says, I want you to know that from the blow to the head.
That my soul did not feel anything
from that blow to the head, fair?
That's what a blow to the head means.
And that he did not feel it. He didn't feel it. You didn't feel it. Yeah.
When I feel an extreme amount of pain, it means that they didn't feel a thing.
I'm feeling it at his behalf. Does that make sense to you? No, he was alive for 10 hours
after the car accident pinned to a tree. So sorry. It actually means he was in pain 10 hours after the car accident, pinned to a tree, so sorry.
It actually means he was in pain. That's what I meant.
He talked to them about his right side
or his right head, too, with doves.
Yeah.
So you understand also the dove reference as well.
These people are in the front row.
I sense a plant.
Yeah.
Yeah, I sense they've been planted there.
You actually think that you saw your son
in the hallway in the house
or outside a bedroom door?
My mom did. She called me the other day and told me that he was standing in the doorway
and he said, tell my mom that I'm okay.
Perfect.
Did you just get the goosebumps, man?
No, that that was your son's soul that just moved right through you.
I asked him to allow you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man, this is what's so just moved to allow you. Oh my God. Oh man, this is so just move right through you.
How?
Did you just get the goosebumps?
Well, yeah, if you're hitting on all these points
that make you seem like you're talking to the sun,
you're gonna get the goosebumps.
And then to say that's your son moving through you.
Of course, there's no doubt.
If you let me hit you in the back.
Yeah, let me hit you in the back of the head with a frying pan.
I'm gonna trap you in this coffin
and hit you on the head with a couple of times
with a frying pan.
That'll teach you to say no to me again.
If you, all of us have lost someone that we love,
a dog, a cat, a person, we've all lost somebody we love.
And if you think about them for more than two seconds,
of course you get the chills because it's a thing that is emotionally stunting.
It hurts very bad.
It causes a lot of PTSD.
It's not easy to get over.
This horrible human is taking advantage of all of it.
All of it.
She's on Meredith Vieira, making millions and millions of dollars while you'll go back
to your house and think you saw your son in the hallway.
It's crazy.
It's terrible. It's terrible.
It's terrible.
To feel him.
So you knew that this was real
and that where you go, your son's soul goes with you
and that what your mother saw
was his soul showing himself
for a brief moment validating that he is okay.
Did you lay in the chair?
He can't do it.
He can't do it. Oh, I love. Did you lay him to rest things? He can't go where? He can't go where?
He can't go where?
Oh, I love, don't I look great, Theresa?
And he has me viewing his physical body.
Don't I look great, Theresa?
Look at my body.
Lost both my legs and that helicopter accident.
How do I do?
I have to piggyback on somebody if you know what I mean.
So I piggyback off Carl.
His wife's up at the top, bro.
And he's like, I love how they put me to rest.
He always wore a white tee and jeans and that's how we laid him.
Perfect.
So know that he wants to thank you for that.
He also says, he goes, he goes, Theresa, he goes, do you not hear him?
Do you sometimes hear him call your name?
Because he goes, you are the first person
that's actually saying what I'm saying.
He goes, this is cool.
He goes, can I come with you?
And I'm like, no!
I'm like, you're going home with them.
I got my own dead people.
She said all of this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She had this whole conversation with him right then.
While she was on my TV talking to her, that's right. That's there's two. There's one
thing. There's one gap, one huge hole in Teresa Caputo's story that's being told constantly
by this non-stop yammering Yahoo. I'm also a non-stop yammering Yahoo. So just the
spade calling a spade. But if you can talk to dead people,
you hear them and communicate with them
while you're unbelievably talking to a bunch of other people,
you're like a Venezuelan.
You're having multiple conversations at the same time.
I know this because my wife's fed a Venezuelan.
I can't understand a fucking word once they all get going.
But you cannot simply know the name
of the person you're supposed to be talking to.
I know.
How ridiculous is that? It's the one thing that the dead people can't tell you.
Yeah, my name is Mike. Tell her it's me, Mike.
That's right. Remember one time the guy wrote down like a basket.
He wrote like down like NBA or something.
He's holding up a sign saying NBA. Why isn't he only at the same sign saying my wife is Judy?
Third row. Fourth to the left.
That means why?
Why?
Fine, that's not the way it works.
I think it's weird.
No, it's not the way it works.
When I'm trying to get that jingle jangle out of your pocket.
So know that when you hear him, know that that is him.
You're not crazy.
It's not your imagination.
It's not wishful thinking.
Do you guys wear bracelets in memory of him?
Yes.
Perfect.
Oh, they all have on bracelets that are clearly visible.
Yeah.
Do you guys wear bracelets in memory of him?
You do?
They all say Jason on them.
I was just wondering.
So stupid.
Thanks for having Josh.
We don't have him today.
Perfect.
But do you have Doug, Doug,ob jewelry or dog? Who are you?
Perfect they she they have dove jewelry on how do you think she figured out about the doves? Wow
Where a dog bracelet and memory of your brother?
Perfect because he goes this perfect another another couple of people skeamed perfect
You'll be paying my fee for life.
Terrible if I didn't acknowledge my sister.
Do you have to say no?
I love what you say.
What?
So she just said, who are you
appointed to that girl, a girl that goes,
that's her sister.
And then that's when she goes, well,
I knew that already because he's already telling me
to be terrible if I didn't acknowledge my sister.
He's doing caught wheels with a bottle rocket sticking out of his ass.
That's my sign for you, his sister.
She didn't know.
She didn't know.
Yeah, who are you, the sister?
Oh, good, because he told me.
You're going to be in trouble if you don't acknowledge the sister.
He didn't say that's my sister.
Please tell her I said hello. I could do this.
I could probably do it better than she does it.
You play in your car or his iPod or iPhone or something?
Yeah, his iPod from 2004 to recent.
The music.
Oh, just a music.
Yeah.
That you used to listen to.
But who has his phone?
He talks about his phone.
I can't find it.
Oh.
So you talked about his phone. Oh. Who has his phone? Oh, about his phone. I can't find it. Oh, so you're talking about his phone.
Who has his phone?
Oh, none of you.
None of you? I've got it.
I've got it right here.
No, she did that. I'd be like, wow.
Now that's cool, magic trick.
He's holding up an iPod, which is the sign
that he's missing his iPhone 10.
You can have that phone. So know that if it's something, especially when Spirit brings up something that you long
to have or want to have, and he says, don't worry, no one stole it.
So I don't know if you're worried about that.
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Jesus Chrissy have some respect for the dead
Where he did somebody stole it let us be the only ones who have respect for the dead in this particular episode
Worried that he stole it. Yeah, where did he die? I mean God bless. I'm so sorry, but where did he die? How did he die?
Seat was shoved under something.
We were thinking where the phone was, and we were trying to figure out if it was under the car, and they couldn't find it.
So, just know that it's okay.
It's okay. I have find my ghost on my hair.
This is actually a Bluetooth device.
I have find my iPhone ghost, my ghost iPhone,
and I've located it in Trenton, New Jersey.
You're going to do the tree and bench and memory of him?
We did that already.
Perfect.
No one does that.
No one does that.
No one ever gets into a car accident where someone passes away and puts a memorial there.
Never seen one.
It's an original idea.
We should think about that.
Starting a business.
Bench and Tree.
It's about that.
Well, you were going to add something.
Every holiday.
Oh, because I go, why do you tell me that they're going to?
And he goes, oh, because they're going to add something to it.
Every holiday, we decorate the tree with different things.
See, she got caught in the lie and she made up for it.
She said, look, yeah, she's quick.
She is quick, I'll give her that.
You know, after years and years of just lying to people,
you learn quickly how to wiggle your way around, yeah.
Bing, bing, bing.
Well, I'm very sorry for your loss
and make up bless you when you're family.
Thank you. Thank you.
Wow, that was complete and utter horse shit. I am so glad
that we don't have to do called readings here.
The commercial break after watching enough of her though, I feel like we could
do some stuff. It's just about having intuition and authority.
Yeah, say things with authority.
Yeah, throw a joke in there.
You throw a joke in there. You throw a joke in there.
You soften them up a little bit.
You use authority.
Just know this.
Just know that.
And then people assume you know what you're talking about.
But if you took one second to think about this, one second, I'm going to say it again.
Why doesn't she know their names?
She can hear them.
Did they forget their names. She can hear them. Did they forget their names? They remember their wife, their sister,
the bracelets, the tree, and the trunk, or whatever the fuck, but they can't remember their names?
Doesn't make sense. But you know what, if you believe in it and it makes you happy, God bless you.
Takes all kind. There's lots of stuff I believe in. You know, I believe in Chupa Cobra.
I haven't seen one yet, but I still believe in it.
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