The Commercial Break - The 2x4 Stuffed Drywall

Episode Date: March 2, 2022

Idaho officials have a great gift in mind for the ladies in their lives...French fry perfume. It is real, it smells good and it is SOLD OUT! Fried anything tastes good but there is a limit. Fried Snickers anyone...? Then Bryan and Krissy have perfume ideas for the Disney fan in your life. My Strange Addiction has Bryan by the b*&ls again and he shares a recent episode highlighting a man in a relationship with a car and woman eating drywall 3 times daily. MSA is back on TCB! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The video you're about to watch presents fictional accounts of sexual relationships. At leisure time, we believe that sex is an important aspect of adult relationships. On this episode of the commercial break. We should sell that. Mickey Piss! Oh, did you like that? Mickey Peas! One ounce and a little like... Pepe! French. Pepe. Pepe.

Pepe. Oh, day, meeky-pepe. Pepe, peepy-peep, day, meeky. Oh, Brian, what's that smell? It's the pee of meeky. I looked up on mine. Pepe, peep. I literally, it was a cul-de-sac, so I literally drove around the opposite side. Like I was in Europe, I was driving around the left side, so I would park so he couldn't

see the other side of the car. Oh yeah, I've done it too, actually. I got a huge scrape on the side of my car. Yeah, it was like, I'd rather the money. I already paid the car. Oh, what am I going to do? Yeah, I don't want to put $4,000 into a car. That's worth $1,000.

And I'm gonna do it. I would have folded a gas station, there's stupid poles. Oh yeah, yeah. Why do I have to? For people like you to hit it. It's better that the stupid poles in the gas station. That's what they figured. I guess so.

It's then we move on to the main course, which is a 2x4 stuffed. She stuffed, she is a drywall stuffed 2x4. Begged in the oven at 400 degrees in parchment paper. We serve it. We bring it to the table. I cut it open. You get the essence of the drywall and Z2x4. It is delicious.

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What about your right Gritia? Right on the front lines of World War Three. Laughing all the way to hell. I have found the perfume and I'm going to get you for Christmas. Ooh, I love her. Because, you know, perfume is a good gift to give your best friend when she's married. Yes, yes, it's lingerie and perfume.

Well, I already gave you some lingerie earlier this week. Look out for TCB Special episode on YouTube. Yeah, that was for my birthday. Chrissy's tits. Episode 3949. This is right up my alley. It's a perfume being made by the French, of course, and oh no, by Idaho, but by a perfume,

by a French company, and it's called Freetz, and it is intended to smell. Like fries? Like French fries being cooked. You are kidding me, well that's one of my favorite foods. Line up the fat, here we go. I know fucking a right. Friends. What are my favorite foods? I love French fries.

I can't even think fried, really. Yeah, exactly. I'm a salty fried person. Yeah, I know, yeah, I know you are. And I am too. And I think most people are. I don't know. A lot of people are very sweet or in it.

And I think you're kind of one of the other. I think most people are attracted to the scent, if not the taste of frying food. It's like this, something in our deeds like primordial brains. You don't say that any of these fried foods have caught on. I was watching this video of, like, you know, I don't know what it's got,

you know, world's best eater, biggest man, whatever. We should ask Will the champ about them, see what that was, he could bet on the theater. But you know, I don't know what it's got. You know, worlds best eater, biggest man, whatever. We should ask Will the champ about this. He would always be the best eater. But you know, fair foods, whatever one of these stupid shows is on these stupid cooking channels to just run like crazy shows about crazy fat and foods all day. Well, the foods, yeah, the foods they eat is just nuts.

That's insane. So this guy was going around to the fairs and they were literally digging Snickers spars in fries. They were. They will fry it all. That's in anything. Yeah. A Oh yeah. Snickers bars. In fries. They were. They will fry it all. That's in anything.

Yeah. A fucking deep fried. Snickers bar. Snickers bar. That sounds incredible. First of all, it sounds gross to me. Yeah, me too. I don't know if I've got it one thought.

But apparently they sell out of these everywhere that they go. We have the air fryer here. That's the house. Yeah. And so the air fryer is wonderful at frying things. I guess all natural though. It's To me it tastes just as fatty as anything else that I'm good. Well works with some things not with other things I've tried to do a couple of things and the air fryer and it's like That didn't quite turn out. Well, we love around here are the burgers right aster makes a good burger

So then she air fries them really which brings out a ton of flavor. It's so delicious Okay, I'm gonna try that, it sends the fire department here every single time. That's the smoke. The other day, we knew that the smoke was coming. So we opened up all the windows. But for some reason, even though the kitchen is way down one end of the house, and my bedroom is on the other end of the house, if Astrid starts cooking something, the first, you smell it first in my bedroom, not in the kitchen.

It's so fucking strange. It's like, I don't trust those guys. I put it in my HVH. Yeah, I just was kind of funny back. But eventually, the smoke comes down the hallway and then inevitably, every time we cook burgers, there is an alarm that goes off. Drives my children crazy.

You can only imagine how blue reacts to a fire alarm going on. But then it's connected to the central alarm system. And about two weeks ago, we were cooking burgers. It goes off. We don't think anything of it. We just run down the hallway with the broomstick and poke it and start it. Sure.

Fanning. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Meanwhile, my kids are singing Frozen with their ears coming. There they go. There they go. Don't do anything of it.

Don't do anything of it. Three minutes after the alarm was turned off, all the, there are two fire engines, literally parts across my grass. Yeah, and the, and you know, I, the door, bop bop bop bop bop bop like only a police officer or a firefighter would, and I look out the window and it's two firefighters,

carrying the, like oxygen masks and everything. I'm like, holy shit. Wow. At least you know they responded. They did. They responded because I forgot to turn the alarm off. But that's it. So anyway, you can now get this French fried smelling perfume.

As much as I love French fries, I don't know that I want to smell like them, but maybe. Looking for a last-minute Valentine's Day gift? This is a couple weeks ago. The French fry lover in you may head over, it may go head over peels for this one. Look at this guy raise. A new perfume from the Idaho Potato Commission says, yes, you read that right.

Idaho Potato Commission purports to give off the aroma of French fries and all their greasy salty splendor. It's like, wow. There will be people who love it. I think I would just be hungry all the day if I wore that. You know, try to nibble on my finger. I would start chewing my nails.

Yeah, I wonder if this would have worked when I was single. Like just wear a little french fry perfume and start walking around the bar like three in the morning. I would attract these. Yes, you would. I would know I'd get to sleep with somebody every night. I'm not always good. Yeah, guys and girls.

I'm so hungry. Dogs horses. Hungry for you. I'm not hungry good. Guys and girls. I'm so hungry. Dogs horses. I'm hungry for you. I'm hungry for you. Smell like waffle house. I think they need to make a waffle house, and then forget about it. You be running train every single night. This is $1.89 per 1.7 ounce bottle, according to the commission's website.

They sold out. They sold out. You have to at least try it. Yeah, for sure. Wow, this is the kind of stuff you find at Walmart. They gonna, oh, it's at Walmart. I was gonna say, are they, I like at, you know, department stores with the ladies with the perfume.

You can, French fries? Excuse me, ma'am. French fries. Jean-Loson Ronde, French fries. She contender. The key would be to give out French fries as a little sample with the perfect. Well, it's the ultimate marketing ploy, I think, here. Yeah.

You know, this is the kind of thing that ends up at the Walmart, little ladies counter, right? Right. But they sold out and it was only available on their website. You know, every time I go to Walmart and I see that damn jewelry section and I'm not making fun of people who shop at Walmart. No. Nice shop at Walmart. Unfortunately, or. And I'm not making fun of people who shop at Walmart. I shop at Walmart. Unfortunately, or fortunately, I'm not sure.

Walmart does a good job of giving you things cheap. And that's why we shop on Amazon and corn and all these other places. But I just always am wondering, who is the target consumer for the engagement rings at the Walmart counter? I mean, I guess there are people who do it certainly. But then they have all these perfumes. So one day, as a gift like a stocking stuffer on Matty's first birthday, I was in Walmart and I just happened to be walking by that counter

and I saw Mickey Mouse head on one of the bottles and it was Mickey Mouse. Mickey! Anything Mickey! Anything Mickey! Anything! I was so excited by this. I was like, I'm gonna get this from Attie. He's gonna love it. You know, he'll keep it. And when he gets older, this shares, you can, you can drive away a pack of rabid mapache with this shit. It smells like rancid horse piss.

And it is so fucking strong that you can't even open the top off the bottle. You can literally smell it miles away. Wow. It's disgusting. And it may actually be horse piss. It probably is horse piss. The way to go company for being green, friendly, reusing.

Reusing that horse piss. Well, it's like deer pee. You know, lots of people buy that shit. I had a uncle in law one time, which he bought that stuff by the gallon. Why? What do you use it for? Deer piss?

You rub it up against you and that way the deer can't smell you when you're hunting them. Oh, it's right. It's a hunting thing. Yeah, it's like a hunting thing. I don't know. I mean, rubbing yourself in deer piss is not exactly my idea of a fun Saturday morning, but I know that there are lots of people.

But what if it had Mickey as somehow associated with it? And then Mickey piss? We should sell that. Mickey piss. Oh, did you like that? Mickey piece. One adds it a little like. Pepe. French. Mickey-fist! Oh, did you like Mickey-piece? One ounce and a little like French. And a pp.

Mickey-pp. Oh, day of Mickey-pp. Oh, day of pp. Day of Mickey. Oh, Brian, what's that smell? It's the pee of Mickey. I've gone full-dovey. I've got some kinky shit here. I've gone full-dove this little thing I attached to my aim is and when I poop it Oh, poop cutter. It's Mickey's shit cutter. What do you want?

Oh my god. It's just this machine that just slices my shit and Mickey's shape parts. Mickey's like it's fun for the whole family. Come look. Oh, that goes along with my Mickey Piss-Scented shampoo. And then you know, when my kid's vomit, I spray a little Mickey vomitomit spray on there,

and everything smells better. That's how it works. We're all 100% in for Disney. I tried to get a bottle of this so that we could see what it smelled like, but it is on back order. It's like $15 with shipping and handling. So if they make any more, then I'll try and get a bottle.

And see if this actually smells, because you know a lot of times they purport that these things smell like it doesn't really like the vagina candle oh my god the giant can this just sounds nasty like I'm sorry I love the smell of a vagina as much as the next guy but under certain circumstances in certain places I don't want to smell that not fast enough now you don't want to be a little ant where near you. There's a reason.

There's a reason why people have sex on the first day of the festival and very rarely on the fifth day of the festival. Because the stank ass is at 11 and you know, things get musky down there. You just kind of give it yourself a French shower. But if everybody is musky, then you're kind of like, is it me or is it you who cares? It doesn't matter, yeah, the drugs. Yeah, the drugs don't, the drugs just take it all away. But that's the thing too, is you got limped it

because all the drugs, I mean, no one wants to have sex on LSD. It just gets weird. Yes, that's right. You're turning into a monster eating my penis. I would do a festival one time and they had the showers, which is a rare thing at some of these side show festivals that I have been to a lot of. And it's like a big, like a portable type, like a portable potty but a shower.

No, it was handmade. No, no, no, no. There was no top on it. It was, they took like blue tarp and they made like a 50 by 50 square. And then a green garden hose. Basically, yeah, they had a big tank of water. Uh-huh. And then they put like 12 shower heads on one side, divided it by this blue curtain, put 12 shower heads on the other side.

So there was no, when you walked into the shower, there was no sign saying man or woman, there was no dividers between the shower. Do you really need that at that? No, you don't. And that's the thing, like day number one, you're like, I don't know if I, you know, some people wear bathing suits and stuff like that. But you're like, I don't know if I really wanna,

you know, I'm not shy. So I took a shower at, on the like the later in the day and the first day. But by day number three, no one gives a shit, the entire place is muddy. It's getting more dirty than you are clean. You're just going in there to see everybody else's tips. You're just going in there to size everybody up.

Or to wash your ass because that's another thing when you're a festival shit is one you can hold. You're like, I know I'm not gonna shit for three days. I'm better not eat any deep fried, Snickers barter, this festival. Cause I didn't bring my Mickey shit cutter. But if I did this festival. Cause I didn't bring my Mickey Shed cutter. Right. But if I did, I could always cover it up with my Mickey Pee Pee.

Yeah. Oh, day Mickey Pee Pee. That's what I was gonna say. You're gonna say you're to carry that with you. Speaking of weird things, I thought I'd bring back a fan favorite. We haven't done it this season yet. Oh. I had some people over on Saturday.

And just so happens that TLC was on the TV. I don't know how that happened. I'm right, and that's a fluke. I do it with a total fluke. Normally TLC wouldn't be on my TV, but for some reason I had TLC on the TV. I turned it on, turned on the TV for the kids, and then TLC was on. But then I quickly told the kids that they could not watch what they wanted to watch, because on TLC was my strange addiction,

which very rarely plays on the television, but it's one of my favorite things to watch online is my strange addiction, because there are some fucking weird people out there and the things that they're into, God love them. I don't know you're not hurting anybody, God love you, but there are ourselves. She's like, they're hurting themselves, is it?

It's always that. TLC tries to make it into this redemption story, almost like intervention Who? Who? Plastic dolphins or something Like don't give some shit They don't give a shit you don't give a shit no one gives a shit

I don't that part of the story is on interesting to me. I don't want redemption I just want them to keep fucking the you know keep doing the weird thing keep fucking the house plans I don't really give a shit. Yeah, it doesn't matter I just interested in the tag for attack for Fuck me Get in this asshole right now for See how far you could go And I found a couple that I think are well this is actually from the show that I watched the other day

I thought both of these storylines were absolutely fascinating. And I'd like to share, if you don't mind, I'd like to share. I would love to see this. Okay, you ready? Because I don't actually watch it, so I can't on you to what you tell me. I am gonna first show you, let's show you, this guy's in love with his car, he's an objective file.

Remember, we did objectify this last season. And to get you up to speed for those of you. That was the Eiffel Tower one. Yeah, the people who came in. The roller coaster. 347. Oh, no, 347. Yeah.

Pull your grease all over my labialips. I remember that lady who said, she's getting underneath. She's getting underneath. And like breaking it, like cutting it's line so she could get grease all over her. And she was like rubbing it on her tits. And she's like, oh, you smell exactly how I imagined it. I was exactly due to imagine a roller coaster to smell. Probably like the French fry perfume.

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I feel better. Yeah. Running around fucking your gutters. This guy apparently is one of them, or so it says. So just take it all to great. It is some, you know, shotally produced TLC program. Just take it all to great and solve. I think the, hold on, before we start, I think that the monster hunter people need to use the TLC camera people.

Oh yeah, because the camera people... Oh yeah, because they catch everything. They get everything. They got this guy literally tongue kissing his car. TLC can't get one monster. Monster hunters can't get one fucking photograph of Bigfoot. Unbelievable. I think they are the same camera people too. I'm sure of it.

I'm sure it's the same production company running around doing this for everybody. All right, here we go, ready? My strange addiction. Royal Arkansas. Now I'm sorry, I know it's a fucking trope. I know it's a trope, and I don't mean to single anybody out. But why are these people always from random places? Did you never see one like, I mean occasionally you do,

but you don't see the guy that like fucking a car in Chicago, Illinois, right? It's got an advertising job. Yeah. Big Ad man. It's an executive at Uber. Right. Well, you never know. He never never had closed doors. Yeah. My name is Nathaniel. I'm 27 years old. And I'm a serious relationship with Michael. Whoa. Whoa. Why does this not surprise me? He is making out with the car. Bopper underneath it.

He is literally laying underneath the car with his head popped up in the front of the bumper. Like he just got run over by his own car. Is that Christine? The Stephen King car? That was awful movie that was. Or like that show, like that one, Trucks. Is that Trucks to cover? Jeff and I watched the worst even King this is a side never we we and now I'm curious as to what other people maybe think is the worst even King maybe it

just happened to come on one day we were kind of lounging around and a hotel and we thought I said it's even King I love Stephen King books okay I love them thinner it came on. You don't. It's like about people to get skinny. And then die. There's a curse that's been put on. Oh, that sounds like anorexia.

Is it already like anorexia? I'm sorry, that was a total side note, but yeah. Okay, for those of you, by the way, you can watch this youtube.com slash the commercial break. If you wanna add the visuals to it, we put our clips every single day of the week. Here you go. Morning, baby. Hey, baby.

Hey, baby. It's a man. Hey, baby. Your handsome man. Oh, there's a twist in this story. Yes. He is gay with the car. With the car that he identifies as a man and you know

Walks right outside and he says good morning to his lover. I think this is really not flash your headlights for me Take They different if you're a wonder if he actually fucks the tailpipe or he's like inside the car like doing the love box Or something. Yeah, I think things get weird when the cameras aren't rolling here Nathaniel is in a committed relationship with a car Well, how's the house the car gonna cheat? The car gonna know How's the car gonna? Yeah, how's the car gonna know?

Yeah, the cars running around squelting around Look at the ass on that 1996 Honda code I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it.

I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it.

I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do It's just like a tire. I have to win shield by first. Oh man, I was impressed. Good time. Yeah. I just I just hope that whichever hot girl was looking at me was looking at me from the other side of the car. Sometimes I pull up on right. I remember I had a job interview once and the

company was like a startup company. So the job interview was at the president of the company's house. And I looked up online. I literally, it was a cold assag. So I literally drove around the opposite side. Like I was in Europe, I was driving around the left side. So I would park so he couldn't see the other side of the car. Oh yeah, I've done it too.

Actually, I got a huge scrape on the side of my car. I was like, I'd rather the money. I already paid the car. Oh yeah, I've done it too, actually. I got a huge scrape on the side of my car. And I was like, I'd rather the money. I already paid the car. Oh, yeah. What am I gonna do? I don't want to put $4,000 into a car. That's worth $1,000. And I'm gonna do it.

I have those poles in the gas station, those stupid poles. Oh yeah, yeah. Why do they have those? For people like you to hit it. It's better this stupid pole than the gas thing. That's what they figured. I guess so. Case. He met Chase in a resale lot about five years ago.

That's where all the hot cars hang around. That's very strange. I love it first time. His body and then his interior and everything just together just seemed to fit. Not just felt an instant connection. Nathaniel's obsession first developed as a teenager when he would build model cars but he didn't find true love until he met Chase. Chase!

Chase! That's the name of the car. That's the name of the car of Buffy Dog Bells. Oh my God. Chase. This guy is, I mean, listen, I understand it's a condition. And I'm sure this must be some form of autism, right? You would think, or like, it's like,

I got to be on the spectrum somewhere, or you just fall in love with inanimate objects. It's gotta be. But this is strange nonetheless, to be fully involved with a car in a committed relationship. You remember the last video we watched a couple seasons ago? There was a lady and she wasn't in a committed relationship. Remember, she was running around fucking the lamp and she wanted to fuck the bridge and she watched a couple seasons ago, there was a lady and she wasn't in a committed relationship. Remember she was running around fucking the lamp

and she wanted to fuck the bridge and she thought some, she like she thought some, she's literally walking around in Germany and found some fence to be attractive and she started pumping the fence. Yeah, she's unbelievable. Not Nathan, he's not that kind of guy. He just wants you to know.

Yeah, he's committed. This is the subtle ones and curves. I'll give him a kiss here. And just kind of cursing down the side. My initial reaction was, oh wait, let's see whether I'm a story-action. This is the Thandil's roommate, by the way. This looks like the kind of woman

who would be in the Thandil's roommate. I'm just saying, but I'm not saying it. I was kind of shocked. It was kind of weird because it was just hard to understand. But then I thought I'm only paying $200 a month. So who cares if he's fucking his car? I heard a rent control place. Yeah, that's right.

I first thought it was weird, and then I hummed his gear shift. And I said, well, he might be on to something Object to feel you as a person develops strong emotional and sexual relationship with in an amendment object Some cases include attractions or roller coasters and elevator in the Eiffel Tower We saw that. That's right. Honestly, I don't know why I feel the way on dude But I just absolutely love chase We always have such a good time together. Oh, he's like tongue kissing the car.

That's kind of gross. We always have such a good time together. And why do the TLC editors keep showing a picture of the headlight? It's like Ditz only it's a headlight. It's like Ditz, the flashing. We can show on TV. Here's more Ditz. This is just gratuitous car shots right here at TLC

This four car even more load He likes to save me He likes to save music. I did. We're tuned in to the same station. We're tuned into the same station. When I put on our ear, it was feedback, and he gets excited. He does do. What?

Favorite song. It's, uh, can't fight this feeling of our ear, speedway. I knew it. You know, and what good relationship doesn't have a great song that they relate to. Yeah. I can't fight this feeling. It's not the one I was thinking of right off the top of my head.

I'd rather have let it go from frozen that Aario Speedwagon's, I can't fight this feeling anymore. But far be it for me to judge someone else's relationship. Sure. I do get in guess how you'd buy something for your fiance or your wife. And then usually for his birthday, I try to do something special for him too. The favorite date would be going to the lookout area. Oh yeah that's where shit gets weird. That's where shit gets weird. Nathan puts on the

plastic seat covers and goes to town. Oh yeah. I wonder I'm just so fascinated. I wish. Do you think there's objective file porn out there? I'm just wondering. I don't think there's a lot of weird. I'm just wondering if there's someone's fucking an object. I mean, listen, there's probably any kind of porn out there. Women, women fuck objects all the time, right? Guys fuck objects all the time. Pocket Pussies and all that shit. So technically, I mean, theoretically, we're all objective files a little bit sometimes. I don't think so. Is it all that weird to go for you? I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I'm not gonna take my dildo to the recount. I relationship with chips. We have to talk, Nathan. No, warm.

Our communication isn't great. I've lost that love and feeling. We may be. What's beyond dates and presents? We have our times when we get sexual. Nathan also bo- Look at the- Look at the fucking other answer.

Be it answers like sometimes it goes beyond emotional connections and conversations. Nathan fucks it car. Ha ha ha ha everyone of like, when I worked in McDonald's, I think every one of the older people that worked out that McDonald's had a 1992 Celica. It's like the best selling car in 1992. That's true. $700 down, $3 on a Celica.

It doesn't even work. What's happened to you? Handsome. Love you, baby. Why is he still wearing a high school ring? I don't see how comfortable. Yeah. That's because the way it's being filled.

It's like the camera man is like, they're like, he's focusing in on Nathan's face and Nathan's like, it's at night too. Yeah. And his face is, he's else you know what the call is. What a little bit. Well, maybe his lover should turn on the air conditioning. I don't feel well. Roll down his windows, give him a little breath.

This is not this card selfish. So selfish about take take take take. All he wants is a dick in his lighter socket. Ever thinks about Nathan. Chase the chase the car. Here we go with the headlight again. More headlight shots. Leave it up to TLC.

There's just no need for that TLC. It's like euphoria. I mean, just some nudity is okay. But now, you really have to show that hot girl tits every five minutes. Yes, you do. Yes. Often as I like to lean over, it's fender and across this hood and do little things like that and kind of press up against him.

I think this might be an hijack. I think that's the least of Nathan's concerns. Nathan is literally leaning over the car, h pumping his hood and how these can worry about that. Have you seen some of the women I've suffered? More Atlanta shots, TLC. That's because there's not much else to show. I'd like to see the ass on this.

I really see in the front. Get me inside. I want like to see the ass on this. Oh yeah. I'm really seeing the fry. Get me inside. I want to check out the back seat. That's right. Open and close those back doors a few times. Speaking of tailpipes, I want to see this. That's right. Stig Nathan in the trunk.

Let me go to town. I want to hear the noises. I'm underneath him. He really likes it. It's very special to make love to chase. I am worried for my friend. Oh, is he whacking off under the car? I think that's what he's doing. Oh, is he whacking off under the car? I think that's what he's doing. Oh, my God. The fan will sue a task to chase. He rarely lets anyone else drive him.

And never lets chase out of his sight for more than 24 hours. Oh, there have been times even 24 hours because I wasn't yeah, I mean even 24 hours seems like a lot. Yeah, surprise He even goes to sleep at night. Why is he sleeping the car save yourself some rent? Yeah, save up for a new model. He's already committed to the room I know She's better good. She's better good roommate She's understanding. You only have your boyfriend over for dinner. Hey, what's been a good roommate. She's understanding. You want to have your boyfriend over for dinner? Hey, what's she doing tonight?

Bring them on in. Let's watch a movie. No, you can't. Oh, I'm sorry. Guess that's more popcorn for you. I'm going to drive through a drive-in movie. Oh, yeah, you play. It's a very popular with us.

So when you say we go to McDonald's and get ourselves so go through the drive through The driving movie you cheap bastard With him work his pictures on my desktop. So I see his face all the time It really but can you imagine the people at work and he's got like a 92 Celica as his place holder like his green saver and he's got like a 92 Celica as his placeholder, like his screensaver. People are like talking in the, in the, in the break room, like, and then anybody notice the Nathan's got a 92 Celica

as a screensaver? I didn't even want to tell Nathan it's 2022. No, okay, just check it. Anyone else find it strange as a picture of Nathan's dick sitting on the hood of a 92 salika Anyway else no Anybody else get that reply all with Nathan boning the rear view mirror of a 92 Salika no, all right. I just check it if anybody else found that on well. That's right. We do need 90 guys

Let's just leave my own He's seen my dick He's seen my dick pics too. At the eye. When he gets dinged or scratched, if somewhere we haven't chased, my heart would just stop. I'm just have to gather myself here. I'm sorry. Oh my gosh.

She's crying. Wow. It's a real condition. I am concerned for Nathaniel emotion was. I think life would be easier. She don't say. This room is too big. I am concerned. Nathaniel emotion was I think life would she don't say this room it's I'm concerned for Nathan

State he buys groceries most weeks He's got a great pay and IT job and I've been on employees for the last 12 to 13 months So I'll do as I go clean up the semen around chase after When he's at work, it's a good deal works out for both of us It was really hard to get come out of The floor mats just like you know Anyone else here notice that They didn't get some lady cleaning out his car every morning. No, just me. Okay, everybody dumb here in this office

No one else wants to say what I'm thinking. Chase is fucking his car You'll roommate Kim is one of the few people who know the full extent of his love life They're outside on the day. I know they're having a big talk It's because I don't know the deck. I know they're having a big talk. I'm talking. I don't know the response I'm going to get. Well, you're going to figure it out now. A little bit of disgust that somebody may have. But Nathaniel's biggest fear is how his relationship could affect his career as a customer service

technician. That's like a custom. The goddamn headlights TLC. This is a seven minute video, four and a half minutes of which is one of the two headlights of this car. I'm telling you, it's like it's just gratuitous car shots. But if nothing else except for the headlight, it's as if the car doesn't have any other parts,

except for the headlight. Everybody found out, and it'd be worried that, and maybe the camera guy is attracted to the car too. Okay, that's good. When they say when they say hey Jimmy can you go get some B-roll? Yeah, I guess I could. What is it? It's a 92 Celica down over there in Arkansas.

Fire engine red. 92 Celica. Oh man, you're bringing back memories. I don't know about this one guys. I got a bad guy. It's a long story. When I was a teenager, I fucked in that. I do still look like him. Can't get it out of my head. All right, I guess I'll go. Hey, Chase, don't tell me. Can take some the headlight shot for you? Oh Jimmy come in here. I'll make a artistic yeah Jimmy were editing episode 177 and we noticed there's only b-roll of the headlights

Yeah What's wrong with you? I said get b-roll of the car and you're bumping headlight shots. No, I'm sorry guys The other footage isn't really usable because it's me. Fucking a silica. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I told you not to fuck the cars on set, Jimmy. That's it. You're on Bigfoot duty for the next two weeks. Oh, shucks guys. You know, I hate Bigfoot. All those guys do is stand around running yield scream. I found it, I found it, but they didn't really find anything. Flockers. It's my job. But I love him to death.

I wouldn't dream for the world. Yeah, baby. Literally. Goodnight, baby. I'm afraid of. I'm gonna give you a hand job right here under your oil pan. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. But, in listen, I want to clarify this all by saying, this is all in good fun. If you're an objective file, if you happen to be one of the 30 people on earth that's an objective file, I don't give a shit who you love. As long as you're not hurting anybody, you're good in my book, including Nathan. It's just fun to have a little fun. Listen, if you knew my sex life, you would also be having a grand old time talking about it too. And it's what we do all the time.

You know, it's just, it's just, it's strange to watch somebody... Yeah, you think? That's why TLC is exploiting it. Exactly, that's why TLC is, you know, just they pay Nathan? Like $150 in a tuna fish sandwich that's two days old. It's like, yeah, and they make $50,000 off every commercial spot. And- Maybe they threw in a special car wash. That's right.

They give him a detail. Don't touch my Celica. And I want you to know, just feel, just just I want you to take solace in the fact that Chrissy and I are not Exploiting Nathan because we don't make any money on this show so TLC's already done it. Oh TLC's already done it. They're one step ahead of us and They found they caught up with another lady Who I think has maybe an equally as disturbing habit But would you like to hear another strange addiction? Do you want to get into another strange addiction?

Sarah, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's put on the reaction shot. Let's go up here and I'm going to press the old playinator on the old T.C.B. computer mdor. Here we go. Renditroid. Renditroid. My name is Nicole.

I'm 26 years old. I'm a single parent. Good for you. I live in Detroit, Michigan. By the way, I have a newfound respect for single parents. Oh God. It's not a game of father. God damn that's a fucking difficult man.

That's really fucking difficult. Yeah, especially truly, truly single life with other parents not in the picture of all of you. Yeah, not in the picture whatsoever. You are fucking heroes, especially if you managed to have a kid with a semblance of his head on his shoulders, God bless America. That's the hardest, that's that's the hardest thing to do.

Astrid and I, there's four hands and two relatively intelligent, well one relatively intelligent human being in the equation. It's difficult to raise children. Okay, here she is, single mom, what is she up to? What could she possibly be up to? We'll find out. And I'm addicted to eating drywall.

Dicked into eating drywall. Oh, I didn't expect that. Your house is not going to appreciate and value when you're eating your walls. Can you imagine? That's something that I didn't think about. She's eating her house. I want to eat it. It's straight addictions are eating stuff.

I've noticed. I think that's probably what I think, you know, I don't think it's hard to have an eating disorder to be honest with you. Like, you know, I'll get on like, you know, whatever, choco, cocoa puffs or whatever it is, you know, whatever crazy cereal. And I'll eat it for six months at a time. Yeah, literally, you have a whole lot of it.

With that sold as food. It's what? It's sold as food. Yeah, that's true, it is. Well, whether or not it is, is a different style together. Yeah, that's true, it is. Well, whether or not it is, it's a different style together. Yeah, that's true. Oh. Oh.

I am literally eating my house. Oh my God. Nicole has been addicted to eating drywall for over seven years. How do you eat drywall for seven years? Seven years and not end up hospitalized permanently. Right. I know it's shock. How do you drywall for seven years and not end up hospitalized permanently? I know it's chalk. I understand. It's just basically like chalky type substance and some paper. But there's got to be chemicals in it. Some way say shape or form.

Are did innocently with a bite of chalk? Who the fuck? Who the fuck starts eating chalk innocently? What is that? Yeah, there's a little innocent little devil of chalk. I just, I deep-throated some of that teacher chalks. I was hungry one day. Yeah, and just, there was nothing else around. Let me try this chalk.

I was hungry, it was parent teacher day, and I said, excuse me, if you're not gonna eat that, do you mind? I started off innocent. Start it off innocently. It's progressed, obviously. I just want to chop to drywall because drywall takes better. Does she have braces or is that like a grill?

No, she has braces. Okay. So the lady who eats chalk has braces. So I mean, you eat drywall. That puts all the whole other level. You know, like if you ever have braces, I had braces just on my top teeth. And I remember just the cleaning of that, you know, little things getting in.

You have to clean. I can imagine what's like. Do I have anything in my team? Do I have anything in my teeth? Yes, your house. Sean, listen, I mean to cause a stir here at Thanksgiving dinner or anything, but I got a big hole in my wall. I noticed you didn't flush the toilet. And it looks like a big chalk poop.

Is that you? Oh, and you're not hungry for turkey. That's right. You're not. All of a sudden, you don't like my turkey. You love my turkey last year. What happened to my turkey? Not good enough for you? I noticed you brought a big piece of drywall with you.

She just like drags in a pizza drywall. And a bottle of wine. And a bottle of wine. I brought appetizers. Do you have a platter? I'll cut this up and serve it. I don't mind. Everyone's gonna love this. The drywall board.

Yeah, this is Home Depot shit. This is none of that cheap shit you get at the splice door. This is Home Depot quality drywall. Now Nicole ingests drywall up to six times a day. I love the smell of drywall, the texture of it, the taste. Drywall does not smell like anything. Now. I have worked with drywall.

I have built houses. This does not smell like anything. Yeah. Not really. I mean, it has a smell, but it's like smells like paper. That's what it smells like. Maybe you can get gourmet drywall. You can drizzle something like, you know, per bon kind. I'm welcome to Shailala.

Welcome to Shailala. My name is Blu-on. I'll be taking a look at you today. The chef recommends the chef's attestin menu. If you want to put down your menu, a tasting menu for $770. We have one glass of wine and 17 courses. Let me explain what's first. First, it's a piece of pink chalk with 11 barblanc,

started by the raspberry jume, with essence of frothlough, with essence of pipi de miquille. And then we move on to the main course which is a 2x4. She stuffed. She stuffed. She stuffed. She stuffed. Drywall stuffed 2x4. Begged in the oven at 400 degrees in parchment paper. We serve it. We bring it to the table. I cut it open. You get the essence of the drywall and Z2 by 4. It is delicious. It that is soaked in a screw or Jew. I will pick the screws out for you. Don't worry, this is delicious.

And then for dessert, we have raspberry rafter soup, right? Cream the rafterock cream the rivers Cream the chalk I spring to some show Like some chalk on your romaine and you see the salad Would you like some chocolate on your romaine and you'll see the salad? I'd like to talk to the chef my suing fan is under Is not cooked all the way I have a doughnut in my drywallry. I just this is unacceptable

Drywall with a side of drywall mud. You're going to love it. It's delicious. Everybody's ordering it tonight People's teeth just falling out every wreck They're selling out a wine now. I mean that makes you thirsty. I can imagine Classic go Send them some drywall in a bottle of grassy cool Trust me if Tina thought they would eat the drywall Tina would have ripped it off the place himself There's some drywall in the closet. Yeah. Oh, God.

I love everything about drywall. Just kind of like a chalky taste. I probably eat this much a day. Just for reference, she's talking about like a foot, a foot by a foot of drywall. That's a fucking shit though. Like a size of your head. Yeah, that's a lot of drywall to get. I mean, I don't know, I don't have any experience.

But it seems like a lot. I mean, come on. This is, you're just being ridiculous now. There's save some for the rest of us. Ha-ha-ha. Nicole eats about a third of a square meter of drywall wall a week that's 93 square meters a year. I think you'll probably find it.

93 square meters. Oh my God, she's pulling it apart. She's pulling it off of her walls on the house. Next to the electrical, like at least start a clean hole. Oh my God. At least don't go to the electrical, start a clean hole. Well, with your drywall,

would you like some levied and flavored light switches? A three way, perhaps, and maybe a feeder, Up and down, up and down, up and down. Mochante Classic Soyuz, right away. That's why I have a defibrillator standing on the stand-by in case you start joking. By the way, I don't want to get off a total total sidetrack, but did you hear Bob Odin Kirk's story about how he was dead for like 18 minutes and they brought him back to the guy who plays better call Saul?

Of course I know who he was. I know he had a heart attack on Seth. He was dead by his account 18 minutes and they did CPR on him for 12 minutes and they could not bring him back, they could not get a pulse and then Lady, the nurse on the set, went out, got the defibrillator, and paddled him three times before they got a signal.

And he was telling the story that the professionals, doctors told him, usually paddles are a one and done. If you don't get it by the first time, you're not gonna get it. But she tried again, and they're like, even in the case when you do it a second time, you're not expecting anything, and you still have a little.

I'm so happy he's okay. Holy shit, dude. That's a scary, scary thing. Yeah. Better call Saul, can't wait for the new season. I can't eat that. I love him. He's a great actor.

So good. First this, my friend's house, and sometimes my grandmother's house. Oh, I'm doing that to Grandma's house. Here comes Shonda! Hey! Grandma's house. My daughter's house. Here comes Shonda! Grimmons, hands. Drums.

Yeah. Is that a Bill Wither song? Hey, grandma. How are you? I'm so good to see you. I'm so good to see you. No, I wanted to come over. Yeah.

I'm going to be cold out tonight. I want to make sure you have your blankets in your cup. I'll be right back, grandma. I'm just going to go check on something real quick here in the bathroom. Hey. Don't be eating my drama. I'm not! I can hear you in there!

It's not me! Squirrels! This is the hole in my water I've created by a picking. And I've been picking it for like two months. Jesus. I take a piece like this and I take it and I break it. I mean, what if like, what have visual representation of what's going on in your stomach?

Like if you have to look at a hole in your wall every day and realize that that's going down your throat, don't you think that would stop you from doing this? Yeah, there's not even any kind of little blanket or something to cover that. Yeah, there's the effort of posting. Oh, yeah. Hey, I got a couple of pro-jamp posters

if you want to give me a call, worth thousands. Right. I don't know how to do it. a pro-jamposers if you want to give me a call worth thousands. Right. Alright, you. Oh, there are different kind of drywall. Some are thinking and others. Some just they don't taste the same. She's now at the supply store buying drywall. The main drywall over there. That one has a nannis.

It's like her farmers market. I know. I know. She gives the supplies to all Saturday morning. I'll take one of those. Welcome to love. Welcome to love. Welcome to love.

Welcome to love. We got some fresh nails straight from China. I don't know if you're interested. On off the presses, it's delicious. Get them other good. A fresher taste to me. A fresher taste. Spiraled out of control when her mother died five years ago.

The loss of my sister has been very, very hard on Nikki. But she's trying to stay strong, but it does really by there. Well, she's gonna stay strong. She's eating fucking drywall. That girl's gonna fucking stiffen up pretty soon. Yeah. Just like, how do you, the bathroom situation seems like that

does not work? I don't even know. I mean, listen up. She needs definitely the squatty body. The rest of this gets into all the emotional shit that I don't like and they try and stop all that other stuff. I mean, this is not gonna understand having some real legitimate concern for your sister.

If she's eating drywall, tons of it. For seven fucking years, you know you gotta end up in the hospital at some point. But apparently, I don't know, maybe your body just absorbs it and it's just, the body's an amazing thing. The body is a wonderland. The body is a wonderland. Your hood is a wonderland, but Nathan, take you by our mom. To your liver can really clean a lot.

Yeah. As we know, wonder if Nathan's a bottom or a top. I'm just. Oh man, I'll tell you what, who wouldn't, who wouldn't fall in love with a car? Who wouldn't? What do people do? Why not? Who wouldn't?

Who wouldn't want to go to all? Right, ready? All right, that's it. That's all we're going to do for today because we love you. We're going to let you get back to work or whatever you do. We're going to waste by. Yeah, that's so waste by. It really did.

It's got to pick up on the fun. I got it. The new 92 Celica. That's the thing. I've driven in those cars, show me times because of my friends that they don't raise by. They can be good. Yeah, you got to run them across the carpet a couple of times before they get going. Oh my gosh.

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