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Episode Date: October 26, 2022

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Folks, I have to apologize. The first runner-up is Colombia. Miss Universe 2015 is Philippines. On this episode of the commercial break. Like if you want a fucking Elmo doll, fucking Elmo doll, but go home and fucking Elmo. Exactly. Right? Don't do it at someone's house.

Don't do it at the client's house. That's, yeah. Here's just a general rule about visiting client's houses. Don't fuck anything while you're there. Anything. Every down into the decrepit part of my brain, fried by all the acid and drugs I've taken over the years, and just pull out whatever information I think is in there.

I say it with confidence, yeah. That's how I get around most of my life. That's how I get around most of my life. You just gotta go with the cosmic family. Yeah, you can go with the earthly family. Those are a bunch of like, Leibons. They're basically amoeba in the cosmic sense, and what she is is like a rarefied air, a deity among deities. But fortunately, they didn't give her the superpower of talking, but that's okay.

Or a vatting. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, Cass and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. starts now Yeah, Cassie kittens welcome back to the commercial break on Brian green This is my dear friend Kristen joy only best to you Chrissy and best to you out there in the podcast universe how the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this the commercial break It's not for everyone but fact news or fiction is guaranteed in 15 seconds or less, or your money back. Go to the tcbbodgas.com website to collect your earnings, the old new, new old, old, and new website. You'll figure it out when you get there.

Uhhhh! Some people are fucking sickos. You know what I'm saying? Little sickos running around this earth. And every time that I think it just can't get worse it gets worse Time that I think it can't get more depraved it gets more depraved But you know people learn to what they're into yeah, they are A home inspector in Oakland County, Michigan. It's already starting out bad for everybody

Has been convicted of aggravated indecent exposure after a security camera showed him masturbating Aggravated in decent exposure after a security camera showed him masturbating With a tickle me Elmo doll what while at a client's home Kevin Wayne of Clarkson was convicted convicted on Wednesday during a one-day trial But acquitted on another charge of malicious destruction of property Von Loren was arrested in April 2021 while doing a home inspection in Oxford Township. He was one of the clients, he was in one of the client's bedrooms. When Jada Dawson, one of the homeowners got a notification that someone was in the nursery. Ooh, yeah.

A lurch alert. Oh, let me check and see what's going on. Make sure little baby's okay. Oh my God! He's fucking the sickle me Elmo! Honey, come quick. Sickle me Elmo finally got laid! Watch our little baby fly! Fly sickle me Elmo! Fly!

Uh, when Dodson pulled up the web cam alert, she saw Von Luron masturbating and then picking up the Elmo doll off the floor. He appeared to pleasure himself with the doll. What? I went blank She said my husband was staring at me from across the room and kept repeatedly asking what's wrong Did I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything.

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I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. It was hard to articulate what I was I mean the baby wasn't in there. Well, he's got a sick in the elbow No, the baby wasn't there of course not. He was in the baby's room. No, even the baby's room. Well, listen I know I'm sometimes I walk into Matisse's room and I see that stuff Mickey looking at me the wrong way I'm like it was up. What's up girl? Hey, oh, it at me the wrong way. I'm like, it was up. What's up, girl? Hey, Elmo, it's me, Carl. You got me all hot and bothered with that, the picture of the red fur that you sent my way.

You know what they say? When the carpet matches the drapes. Sweet like grapes. Hmm, give me that little, give me a favor. Hit me back with a 15 to 20 minute video of you going. I'm going to drop a stack of cash right at your house. Then I'm going to send you some pictures and I just want you to look at those and praise the Lord and send them back to me. Dip it in holy water and let me know.

Elmo, can you do me a favor? Show me a little less. Come on, Elmo. Come on, you got it. You don't have to do it. Oh my God. I see those stuffed animals looking at me sometimes. I'm like, hmm, delicious. Look at you, Mini.

Oh God. God damn, Daisy. Duck. Oh, oh. Oh. This is central control. This is central control. Stand by for a calculation from the home inspector.

Boy, God, I wonder what happened after that. Von Lur was still inspecting the home when Oakland County investigators arrived at the scene. Well, I mean, if I'm going to masturbate on a tickle me on what i'm going to do it last in the inspection not during the middle of the incident you know i'm saying i'm the kind of guy that doesn't you know i hate to be a lover in a lever but i like to drop a load and go or fall asleep i'm

not gonna just stay around to see what happens next he claimed that he had moved the doll to inspect an electrical outlet but can fast after learning about the camera in the nursery responding officer also Uh, he claimed that he had moved the doll to inspect an electrical outlet, but confessed after learning about the camera and the nursery. The responding officer also reported that he admitted to placing his penis in Elmo's mouth. What? There's a mouth, the mouth opens on the helmet. But Doll's mouth, he apologized and said he was really ashamed.

Uh, yeah. In the category of two little two-eight. He might need psychological help. You don't think anything can surprise you. And yet the disgusting ability of some people still manages to surprise me on this said share of Mike Bouchard. Come on Mike, I know you've, I know you fucked a stuffed animal here or there. You know sometimes you get those picadillos as a child and then you just don't let go of them.

You know what I'm saying? Like... The picadillos. You get those certain percolivities. Like you're like, you know, they say that your sexuality is formed at a very early age. Okay. And if you have fetishes and stuff like that, it can be because of life experiences you have when you're very young.

Early. Sometimes pre-pubescent or during puberty. And so listen, maybe... You have a really erotic experience with the Tickle-Malebo. Stop it Elmo. I just want to, I just want to fuck you. Well, thank God for cameras. Yeah, thank God for Cam. Well, maybe in this case, not thank God for cameras. Maybe we all would have been better off had we not known what Mr. Von Lauer and was up to in that nursery that one day. I want to

know where the load went. Where did the actual proto-mass of them go? Like, I mean, did he actually come in the Elmo's mouth? No, no, I can't pick it up. Because that is a problem. And, you know, if you're gonna have sex with an Elmo doll, have the decency to clean it up. That's all I gotta say.

Clean it up. Put it in the wash. Yeah, it's dealing, take it with you. Put it in the bag and, you know, know the kids gonna wonder what happened to my elbow doll Yeah, Elmo found someone else to love It's right happy with his new lover mr. Von Luren Von Luren is the worst kind of name you could ever have I Yeah, I don't think I've ever I don't think I've ever thought about having sex with the stuffed animal

No even in my wild few best-in-days I, yeah, I don't think I've ever, I don't think I've ever thought about having sex with the stuffed animal. No. Even in my wild, few best-in-days, I don't think a stuffed animal ever crossed my mind. There's a lot of things you do when you're a kid, figuring it all out, but sex with a stuffed animal was never one of them. Yeah. I never even thought about it.

And when you're a grown man, 53 years old, yeah. You gotta know better. Like, if you want a fucking Elmo doll, fucking Elmo doll, but go home and fucking Elmo doll. Right? Don't do it at someone's house.

Don't do it at the client's house. That's, yeah. Here's just a general rule about visiting clients' houses. Don't fuck anything while you're there. Anything. Even if they're human, just don't fuck anything while you're at the client's house. Because it's bound to lead to trouble.

And you're probably gonna have a hard time getting your next invoice paid. Like just, just do your job and get out. When you're a home inspector, you must see a lot of crazy stuff, too. Yeah, in people's homes. Yeah, like when you're an exterminator, or I mean, think of all the people who come in,

like, maids, who stay with families for a long time, home inspectors. I talked with people about this because I used to work for a window company. And so they would go in, the salespeople would go into these people's homes and give an estimate. And I remember saying, I bet you see some crazy shit. Some wild shit. Yeah.

And the response was, yeah, we do. And sometimes people just call those people out there because they're lonely, too. Yeah. You know, my brother was a cable guy for a long time. And I don't wanna give away his stories or his stories to tell, but he also had a lot of similar experiences.

I mean, he shared with me that on a couple of occasions, there were women who would show up and answer the door. And like lingerie. And lingerie. Yeah, in lingerie in certain states of undress. And it was almost like a like a Like a fantasy that they had that they had to fulfill Mrs. Cropon it's me the cable guy here to drill some holes in your walls

Stick some wire in what do you think oh Billy? I've got a hold and need some wire right now Do Do you have any lemonade, Mrs. Cropin? I sure do! Let me bend over to the last shelf on the refrigerator! Oh, I forgot my panties! Oh, that's a K-Mr. Cropin! I'm a professional cable installer! Let me run some pipe down there if you don't mind.

No problem, Billy. My husband's not gonna be home till Tuesday. Oh! Remember for a little while in our show, we used to do it. We would open the show with a porn. With a porn skit. Uh, with some porn skit. Every single episode of the show for like 30 shows.

But I ran out of ideas. I also got a phone call one time from, you know, someone, did they were like, I tried to listen to the show, but I got to be honest, like the porn skit was just a little much for me right off the bat. And I was like, you didn't like the one about the bushes in your bushes? And she was like, no, not for me, sorry. Yeah, well, that's where we came up with the saying,

it's not for everybody. And it's not for everybody. But at for me. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's where we came up with the saying. It's not for everybody. It's not for everybody. But at least it's free. Yeah. And what is it? What's our other saying? Better than, uh, better than most, but not as good as the best, but better than most. Then there you have it, folks. That's about all I got to say. Well, Mr. Von Mure, it's gone lure, whatever your name is.

It's likely that you'll spend a couple days in jail. I mean, you know, the thing is, what really sucks is this got. And maybe as it should be, like when you stick, when you take your dick out in the nursery and it's not your home, yeah, it's problem. That's going on your permanent. You're probably going to have to register everywhere. You go everywhere you live, right?

Yeah, background check will flag that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You fucked a what Tell me about this right here, Mr. Vaudler if you're gonna be hired at Johnson and Johnson trucking what's this all about? Well, it's stuck by digging a tickle me oh, oh, it doesn't I mean come on We hear it. We hear it fucking fuck trucking don't give a shit We Every cab comes with a tickle me oh,, Modell, feel free to molest that, you're a

leisure. Yeah, that's going to be a tough one for him. And at 55, it's like, gee, 54. Yeah, what is he going to do for the rest of his life? I don't know. That's a social security experience is going into homes. Yeah, there's no more going into homes. Maybe you can be an exterior inspector where the tickle the tickle me umo dolls are safe

We're all of the stuff there landscaping. Yeah landscaping. Oh, you're here to cut my bushes. Wow Thanks, mr. Vanlor. No problem. You got like sickle me umo down there. What's going on? I can see your stuffed animals from the window I can see your stuffed animals from the window. Whatever you're into, Von the Word, just don't do it in the nursery at other people's houses. Yeah, that's wrong. This reminds me of something. So, I was having a conversation with Tina, who is a fan of the show, a longtime friend

of ours, lovely human being all around. And she sometimes helps with the content ideas here. So, we have a little meeting about, you know, this, that other thing. And she says, here's your problem when it comes to you talking about sex. And I was like, I don't talk about sex all that much. She's like, you talk about sex every episode. That's not all the time. Yeah. And she goes, here's the challenge with you talking about sex, I find, is that when you get into the, like when you start talking about fetishes and sexualized interests, you are so wrong

about almost everything you say. She's like, you got voyeur and what was the other one? It's voyeur or exhibitionism. She's like, you got those completely mixed up. And you did correct me on that. And she said that. She said, you're correct. But I mean, this is not just a problem

you have for talking about sex. No, it's a problem I have been talking about. Everything. Yeah. If I don't know, I make it up. That's it. And I think I'm right. I reach down. That's one of the fact news are fixed.

That's right. I reach down into decrepit part of my brain, fried by all the acid and drugs that I've taken over the years and just pull out whatever information I think is in there. You say it was confidence, I have to say. I say it was confidence. Yeah. That's how I get around most of my life. That's how I get around most of my life.

Act like you know your girl. Exactly, I know what I'm doing. I say this, but the night of the holiday in last night, please, someone call me to the UN for something? No, I've got this plane ticket. What happened? I'm here to give a speech. Does anybody mind?

So she Volunteered nicely enough that she would Come on the show or or right in on the show like if I'm gonna think about doing anymore fetish bullshit That if I'm planning on talking about it the show right in and she'll let us know exactly what's going on because Tina Okay does have a large and varied Sex history because Tina does have a large and varied sex history. She's very sex positive. Even when we met with Tina, a story that no one knows because we don't talk

about Tina a lot on the show, but I've known Tina since I was 16 years old, 17 years old, and she was 14 years old. She worked at a restaurant. And so we all became fast friends, a group of us. And she was working in fetish dungeons here in Atlanta, like underground clubs. When she was 16 years old. Oh wow. Yeah, you can imagine, right? I mean, listen, it happens. It's like that. She wasn't, I don't think anybody was taking advantage of her. She was just

doing what she wanted to do. Which team it was really good at, like the rest of us. We're really good at doing what the fuck we wanted to do and ignoring all the consequences whatsoever. So, and then throughout life, she's just kind of taken in interest in general and in fetidization of anything. So, two things. She'll be our correspondent.

She can be our correspondent for this type of sex stuff. I like it. And that way we get it right. We don't have to just make it up. I love this idea. Because she brought up a good point is that, yeah, it's funny, you know, what you're saying is funny, but if you're the one who's into it

and you're getting it completely wrong, it's not that it's hurtful, right? It still can be funny, but you might want it represented correctly at least. Like, if you're gonna do something funny about it, make it represented correctly. And so then we went and started talking about the lady who was dressed up like a cat the entire time.

Oh, right. And she was telling me, like, this is the whole was dressed up like a cat the entire time. Oh, right. And she was telling me like this is the whole thing, blah, blah, blah, blah. And we did this show about a girl, a girl. And she's not even a woman. She was a girl. She was young. 20 years old, man. Yeah, yeah. Young, right. Young, beautiful, slim, slender, wonderful, you know, like you are 20 years old. Like I was in 20 years old.

Slender, wonderful, you know, like you are 20 years old, like I was in 20 years old. And she was living with a much older man, someone who in his probably early 50s, and the guy had no clue why this girl wanted to dress up like a cat like he was just as clues about the fetish as I was, right? He was like, cool. He had his own fetish of like the game of thrones. Oh, yeah, he wanted, he wanted to be a gladiator. Yeah, but I mean, I think that's just cosplay, right? It's just the guy that wants to be a gladiator, essentially.

Oh, no. But she was into it. She was like living her life as a cat. Like licking milk from a bowl, climbing up the walls. She was had scratching posts. She was getting facial things done. Mew! She was literally like purring and walking around his legs.

That's like, she was into this, so into it. And he was going along for the ride, probably because she was young, slender, slim, and beautiful, right? It's like whatever, whatever you want to do. Hey, listen. That's good to me. You got a bag, you want to keep it upstairs? I'll give you a keep of the house.

You're all right, you're my new house cat. I mean, that's one way to get pussy. If you know, that's for making low hanging fruit joke. And so, Tina was saying that this is like a whole thing. Oh, it's gotta be. Yeah, people, you know, they want to be animals and they like to be animals. They like to get into it in this whole nine yards.

One of the, and there's a point to this, like oftentimes there is not. So Tina's gonna help us out with that as we go on. Right. Thank you, Tina. As I was doing my research for this next audio that we're gonna do here, I was actually looking for people who wanted to cosplay or thought they were or would like to or would like to have sex with aliens like people who were into aliens that and we've seen a few of these we did there was the guy there was the one guy fucking aliens so it's even seven yeah seven that happened out on the farm yeah but however he could hold up to no questioning they were like well why didn't you take a

picture well if you got a camera I can borrow I guess I'll take no questioning. They were like, well, why didn't you take a picture? Well, if you got a camera, I can borrow, I guess I'll take a picture. And they were like, what about your phone? I had fathered like 40 children. 40,000 children. And they brought them up to see all the kids one time. And boop boop boop.

boop boop. boop boop. And the mods. I have a feeling this guy was also fucking tickle me on Models. I think it could have been. Yeah. But so I was like, I really want to find this content. I didn't find much.

I know it's out there. There's a lot of like fantasy stories that are written about having sex with an alien. There is not a lot of people that are talking about it directly on the internet that I could find and you know I like to dig deep. You gotta go on the dark web. I gotta go, oh I do. I don't know. I don't know, I don't know how to get on that fucking. like to dig deep. You gotta go on the dark web. I gotta go, oh I do.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how to get on that fucking. Every time I go on that dark web, I just feel like I'd be there for the wrong reason. I don't even get to the dark web. I know how, but I'm not gonna say you're okay. Okay. Do you just type in www.darkweb.com?

That's what I do. I go to darkweb.web. Yeah. They ask for my credit card information and my social security number to make sure that no one finds out. They're double checking. And then, so far it's been a great... So far there's really nothing behind that wall.

But however, there's a lot of weird charges on my credit card. I have two houses, one here and one in San Francisco. What I did find, what came up most often, when I looked at people who love aliens, alien lovers, alien fetishes, what came up most often, Kristi, was our girl, the alien light talker. Do you know what I'm talking about? Of course I do. So I couldn't help myself.

I had to take a look at what was going on here. And so I was trolling on the internet. As you do. As I do. Hey guys, it's your old pal, Uncle Brian, with a small reminder about this Halloween season. The local news is reporting that Ayahuasca-Laced Twizzlers are a thing and they're likely to happen to you and your children. So make sure you sample all of those twizzlers before you feed them to the dog.

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So our girl is back again, alien light talker, extraordinaire. She wanted a few people on Earth quite frankly that I think that I've known, in my alien light talking days, that can talk to Hey, Lea They could talk to aliens in this light language, right and our last With the last video that we did with her was such a hit, you know She had the dog shit in the background and she was sitting on the floor. Do you remember that she had like multiple Isles of dog feces around her. Yeah, and the house. She's cleaned up our act a little bit.

So I'll give her that. She may have seen our video and decided, hey, I better take the dog shit out of the background. But Chrissy and I did a video a couple months ago, maybe more than that, where we met someone who talks in an alien light language. This is her. She is here to tell us all about Chrissy star seeds.

And so I hope you're excited I'm super excited Star seeds pull it up on the old T. Subiminator Here we go There are souls that have existed from the In different dimensions and different timelines Gathering knowledge co-creating experience, assisting the collective and building

of our physical footage. There's some stock footage. This is just the beginning of the video, which by the way, drags on for fucking ever. But this is the beginning of the video and what you can't see, go to youtube.com slash the commercial. But like, is that this intro is, she's got these beautiful pictures of like space and you know Sunsets and all this and then she's like putting little

Saucers like flying around Welcome welcome. Do you remember that first video we did this girl said welcome 13 times in the first video we want welcome Welcome welcome video we did. This girl said welcome 13 times in the first video we want. Welcome, welcome, welcome. The galaxy. A star seed is an older soul of cosmic origin that has a, uh, I bet our boy Jeff Von Lur knows a little bit about the star seed. That's right. He's been spreading his star seed. He's been trying. Zisted and lived in different realities in past, present and parallel lifetimes. Starseeds are positively polarized and purposed to bring higher levels of love, light, authenticity, and expression to earth. The squirrel sounds like a combination of 400 people I've met at certain events.

I was getting sad, sad, I was going to say the same thing. She's all alone. No, she's not. If you condensed all my conversations that I've had on ayahuasca, it would sound like this. Exactly. conversations that I've had on ayahuasca they would just it would sound like this exactly positively polarized people on this planet the old souls they operate at a different frequency and thus experience reality differently reality welcome I bet that I'm sure that the TCB frequency is not by great this highly.

We're not into this. Yeah, I don't know. As star seeds, we recognize the higher-dimensional awareness that we are not just our bodies, but have lived in other ways before. Are everybody a star seed? I was a pomegranate just two days ago. Just a seed.

I am a tickle meomodal in Oakwood, Michigan right now. Oh, I know. Oh. And she say we're all star seed? No, she's saying Jesus. Star seed. Yeah, some people. No, of course not.

That doesn't make her special. Or she never goes to star seed. She's got to, she's got to be special, right? Yeah. These are the star seeds. That's. No, she's like the projure. She's just talking about her ass.

Positively polarized people vibrating on a higher frequency are old so's are new so's when they're united in multi-dimensional love quakes that come from deep below the center of the black holes but we don't vibrate at the black hole frequency. We're in the chive. Wee wee! I just had four gummies with Chrissy Odley and Denver. Gummies vibrate at a high frequency. And help you reach the frequency. I can feel that frequency right now. And welcome back to the activation vibration. I'm Heather. And once again, if you were watching this video,

you were for sure probably absolutely most likely, definitely a star seed. And what about these? She's got a cover. I am most definitely likely, positively, for sure, without a doubt maybe Sometimes a star see It's again not everyone is not everyone is necessarily of cosmic origin

But perhaps I love how she like in this video when she says certain words They she puts them down below in texts like I think just to highlight the bullshit that's coming out of her mouth Cosmic origin. I can see people at home writing this down honey a cosmic origin put that on the bullet boy list Origin or more so angelic origin or more so inner earth origin or other galaxy origin Whatever the case is but if you resonate with me, whatever Can we move on to the next part? I lost my train of thought. Whatever it is, Starse.

I can imagine being in a meeting. Well, I think we'll do it for a million dollars or two million, five million, whatever. Whatever you are. Write a number down, we'll figure it out later. Our seed, if you are once again still watching this video, then you absolutely are. And it really truly is important to acknowledge

this aspect of yourself, this cosmic truth of yours so that you can more so accept and harness and claim who you truly are. The editing is really now. It's awful. It's like, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. Yeah, she's almost every year and every year. I can only imagine that there's some person somewhere,

like on Fiverr or something, that's like, ah, shit this girl again. It's a clean up the ship for days. She probably talks for four hours and she's someone else that headed it down. She, what she's saying is, anybody could say this, like, I mean, I get it. I get there's like a woo, woo, uh, out there.

And I believe in some woo, it's kind of weird because I'm a woo, woo, believer, but I, it. I get there's like a woo woo Out there and I believe in some woo woo. It's kind of weird because I'm a woo woo believer But I just when people start talking like this I fucking tune out because I'm like you don't know what you're talking about You have no idea what you're talking about Did not originate from earth they do operate at a different frequency at a different energy There is a certain purpose a a certain mission, a certain calling that yells more so loudly within the soul. Then perhaps for other people who are maybe young souls and here to have more so just experience. And here to more so, therefore, what's the experience?

Where did you come from? Maybe she is a time traveler. Fire soul knowledge and are on a different path. But for those of us who have lived in other galaxies, who have experienced lives, whose souls have literally incarnated multiple times on different galaxies in different times in different realms, in different times in different planets,

in multiple realms in different galaxies and planets and stars and black holes. And if you've ever lived multiple lives, like multiple times, like multiple people people like I have multiple times then you multiply that by two and you're gonna get a lot of star seeds. I'm edit that last part out I want to say this again star seeds use that take. And therefore have a different set of experiences and again desires and memories encoded within us is just different.

And again, that's it! That's it! That's different! You see what I'm saying? And that was one edit, because that immediately... Yeah, cut! Cut! It's just different!

The editor is like, he takes something from the back of the video where she says, it's just different. He puts it at the front because he's like, we gotta wrap this up real quick. We can learn to. YouTube has a 10 hour limit on videos. Except ourselves and more so harness and claim our superpowers. So if you haven't seen my other videos where I explain

and help you to identify which star seed origin you come from and also different characters Starblig getting a blog out of we if you have six to twelve weeks from long due to long COVID It's a great time to catch up more so therefore to how time to catch up more so therefore too. Six and the different things we have to look out for, I starseeds definitely go watch that because lots of key information in that. And yet also if you are a starseed you know all the information. You're not going to have to watch your videos anymore.

I'm not going to go to the video. Well if I'm just going to skip right to the end. You know this. It's coated. This girl is a riot. I bet she is a blast at a party. You know what I'm saying? I can just sit in the corner and drink and eat gummy bears and watch her all day long. I would have so much fun. Within you. So just connect to yourself on a deeper level and learn to more so accept who and what you are. If you do feel certain calling or you are more

sensitive to certain things or if you feel more strongly or more interested or more connected to certain things, own it. Just like own it. Because I am feel connected to this tickle me elbow down. I want to own it. Yeah, get it! I own you! When you do, that is how you will discover your true superpowers. Because if you are star-seed, then you are born with and you incarnated with certain superpowers and abilities that are again, here to assist your purpose here on Earth, but also the collective. So what's my superpower? It's talking loudly into a microphone.

It's not pretty sure given the definition. She said, if we're here, it's most definitely, probably, more likely, maybe, that we are starseeds. And then five minutes later, she said, if you're here, you're for sure a star seed. So we're star seeds. Let's assume all of us are star seeds. If you're receiving this message through TCB,

you two are a star seat. What is your superpower? I wanna hear about it. Does that own it? Whatever. Oh yeah, I don't know about my superpower. There's a greater calling we have as star seats. And this is not just like some like,

elitism idea like, this means you're special. No, it's just like factual. Not everyone. It's just like factual that you're special no it's just like factual not everyone it's just like factual that you're special it's just like You're superpowers watching me, so take this next 10 to 12 minutes while I get at this tickle me elbow doll. And I'll be by your mom's house later just to stop by and say, okay, love you. Anybody got this girl's phone numbers? Girl, she seems wild.

I've had to tease it. I've had to, she would be into me. I'm just so... Oh yeah, you know Carl and Heather would get together. Absolutely. They're probably dating. And Earth feels called to assist the mission in raising consciousness, in awakening more, and becoming simply more aware to the real tangible, physical, material experience that we

are having and the magic that is amplifying that that's all it is just bringing away that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that point I have watched hours of this girl's video like the overall umbral yeah okay she's saying but however the minutiae that makes what she's saying is there's no time or space and we're all floating through and some of us are older souls and some of us are younger so I love it to your code and deep dig deep for your inner outer aina it's's it. That's it. That's it. It's factual. It's not that difficult.

It's not that difficult. Come on, let's get it together. In fact, there is spirit in form within everything. It's bringing awareness to the truth form within everything. It's bringing awareness to the truth that is. Not everyone feels called to that. And again, that's okay. But in acknowledging, like, if you do feel called to it, if you feel called to that. And again, that's okay. But in acknowledging, like, if you do feel called to it,

if you feel called to better yourself, to be a better person, to be in better relationship and connection and communion with your environment, with your relationships, the people in your life, with everything the way that you express yourself, your creations, your offerings, then that's like a specific thing. So if there's that, I don't know how specific.

I don't think I did. If you're like in the universe, in the world, in the galaxy, and there's something, anything that could be, that might be, that you ever thought of ever, that's like one specific thing. If you might be, could be, should be, thought about ever, thinking about being one thing, that's another thing altogether. You get it? You get where we're going with this? I'm right on you, Heather. I got you. Followed you.

You also feel connected to the stars or being a star seed, or the fact that they're extra trust rules or that there is more life than just what exists here on earth. Then that's a thing. That's a thanks, Heather. Thanks for clarifying. That is a thing.

Yes, it is. Just like own it and claim it because it's actually the ego that will try to distort you and have you think that you're not good enough or special enough to actually accept the fact that maybe you are of cosmic origin. We are all of cosmic origin, Heather. It's like a simple scientific fact. That actually is.

By the way, it's 2022. No one feels ashamed about saying whatever they believe in. Everyone's too fucking they should shut up, actually. fast. Yeah, and by the way, it's 2022. No one feels ashamed about saying whatever they believe in. Everyone's too fucking, they should shut up, actually. Exactly. Maybe you have lived many lives. That's the ego that will try to tell you that you haven't. It just simple, box you, just suppress you. It's like, no, connect to your heart, connect to your soul, and know your truth.

Own it, harness it, claim it. That is where superpowers will fully flourish and manifest to assist you and to... I was Michael Jackson's white glove in my last... I've tied! This is all, and we need that, so please, just like, please. Please, get your shit together, get your shit together own it be it What is it? I don't know but be it? It's Tarsie. Don't you get it? I'm trying to tell you

It's one thing, but it's everything but it's nothing, but it could be a thing if you thought about a thing do a thing for something Own it. Oh, no As well as connecting it to your superpowers and your abilities and your gifts here on Earth, claiming the fact that you're a star seed also connects you to your own intuition and your guidance. Is there a website I can go to to claim my star seed? Because I think this would boil things down a little bit. Is there like a handle on Twitter or something? Yeah, hashtag star seed quizzes.

Yeah, we need a butt. Are you a starsy? That's right. Have you ever maybe, sometimes ever, maybe, possibly thought about anything ever? Yes. You're a starsy. Yeah. Before helping you and assisting you to tangibly know what steps to take, what callings

are that of the soul and what callings are that of the soul, and what callings are that of the mind, or the ego, or projected by society. You will be clear in your knowing, and what you are meant for, what is actually resonant with you, when you connect to and harness. How difficult do you think Thanksgiving dinner is with Heather? Well, you'd be clear, though. Is anything gonna ever really be clear? Can you imagine Thanksgiving with this chick?

No. This would be really difficult to have her at the end of the table. Yes, yeah. Because, well, honey. Hi, honey, it's mom. Welcome. Hi, mom.

I'm just over here talking to you. Yeah, listen, I don't give a shit. I just wanted to call you and tell you that dinner is gonna be on Thursday at 5 o'clock. Oh, great. I'm doing some cosmic traveling But I should be back to earth by then. Okay, we don't give a shit about that either But honey, I just we just ask one thing we really want you to come but is it possible for you to tape your mouth shut this I just want to have a nice dinner without all the star seed dog. Well, mom, I'll have to check in with my come. Okay, thanks. I'll talk to you later. Bye. Oh, and blame this part of yourself. And it also connects you to your cosmic family, your

actual star lineage. Well, that's it. That would you come Thanksgiving dinner with? Yeah, she's got to go with the cosmic family Yeah, you can go with the earthly family. Those are a bunch of like Leibhons they're basically a Miba in the cosmic sense and what she is is like a Rarified era deity among deities Fortunately, they didn't give her the superpower of talking, that's okay. Or a vatting. It was really funny. Sometimes you're really funny. The essence of your soul that is eternal that always feels like home so that you never feel like you don't belong because obviously that's like a common theme for us here on earth.

This isn't our originate planet so we don't necessarily always feel it. Originally, it's not the originate planet. Yeah, it's the originate house of pancakes. What we've done with the TCB. What we've done with the TCB website is go back to the originate website. That's right. The originate master's factor. We're located right here in Georgia. We're going to go to the originate. That's right. The originate master's factor, located right here in Georgia. We're gonna go to the originate website.

Oh Heather, you got yourself all twisted up. Oh, but that's also why it's so cool to be here because it's like we're here just for a time in a temporary body and we get to experience the luxuries, the gifts of this planet. It is such a beautiful magical planet. Really like thank you, Earth. I'm so grateful.

So like, that's a part of it. Incon... The destiny marbles. Oh my god. She was praying. She was doing like a thank you thank you, Earth. I think I met Heather's twin sister and brought her home one time for six months.

You have absolutely. I met her in a sweaty trailer and I brought her home for six months. You have, absolutely. I better in this sweaty trailer and I brought her home for six months. Yes, you did. Oh. Necting to your cosmic lineage, the fact that you do originate from other planets and other dimensions

and other time zones, realms, and realities, you can more so appreciate your present moment, the experience that you are currently having here on Earth. Because really it is a gift. Every moment, every day here on earth is truly a gift. It is so beautiful to be here. And it's such a beautiful thing that we get to stream. Light frequencies, higher levels of consciousness, here too. It's really a gift that we get to stream Netflix right into our home using our parents account. I'm checking advantage of all the gifts life has to offer.

Like this $10,000 pillow I'm sitting on. Thank you, YouTube. All right, as conduits of these beings through our creations, how we express ourselves, how we experience and give love, how we receive love through the frequencies of joy and bliss. This is so beautiful and also transformation Like know that if you're going through a transformation if you're going through shit like you're also helping to assist

Wow these edits are crazy. She is editing every word. It's insane Listener out there what we're watching. I mean, it's just like What you can't hear me you might be able to hear a little bit of it kind of choppiness We're watching. I mean, it's just like, eh, eh words together. She must have been on that couch for days. Days. Dift here on earth. So know that too, like everything is actually divine from a higher level. And really in attuning to this frequency and this awareness,

you own that and claim that and therefore are assisted in support. I think I'm going to play a drinking game every time she says own it. Yeah, every time she says own it, which by the way is the name of this episode for sure, is own it, but- She's at it like five times.

She is just like the editing is bad. I don't understand a word that she's saying, and I'm pretty attuned also to this type of stuff. Yeah. Because I've lived this. I've been around people who are in the muck when it comes to cosmic beings. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Did in that you realize you're not alone. You realize you're always connected. You're always supported. You're always loved. You're always rewarded. So know this, own this, claim this. Drink! Drink! Drink! Own it. And it will be revealed to you. Simply really, truly like actually that's the first Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,bling on, I'm glad Jeff, the home inspector,

was fuck the Elmo and not the electrical socket. As he had said. Alright, it's a bad thing he did, but I don't want the guy to die. Attuning to the records of it, because it is encoded within your DNA. So yeah, I hope you own it, I hope you know it. There you go, go for it, Chrissy. You gotta drive for it. I hope you own it. I hope you know it. There you go. Go for it, Chrissy. You got to drive home. Absolutely.

You're over here. Yeah. I hope you've shown it fully. Because again, as we do so, we remind and awaken the rest. And that's just like casually your purpose here on Earth and whatever way you do that. So actually, you're right. Thank you for being here.

And I love you so much. And I'm curious if you are a star seed, like, let us know in the comments below and also Where do you come from or which ones do you resonate with find your soul family your cosmic family in the comments below And as always truly really thank you for being here on earth I love you. I appreciate you and I'm sending you so much love always blessings Nothing like finding your cosmic family right there in the comment section of YouTube.

Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Oh, I'll tell you where you're not going to find love, light, and harmony is in the comment section of YouTube. At least not with a commercial break. Oh no.

But hey, that reminds me, I did want to say the boys' cast, Ryan Long and the boys' cast. They sent a lot of people our way from their YouTube channel. Awesome did want to say the boys cast Ryan long in the boys cast They sent a lot of people our way from their YouTube channel Also, we love the boys cast. Thank you very much. We love you guys boys cast. Thanks for coming stay around the drink so free Well, I would buy you a drink. Just on it. Just know that we own it. We're all owning it You might be you may be you possibly would be could be, some kind of cosmic star seat. Oh man, wow. She makes my brain hurt.

I feel like I have to take a nap at that. That's amazing. Well, there's no way to process it, because she's not even processing it. That's just, she is barfing upwards. That's what's going on. But she's a perfectly lovely human being. She is.

I have nothing against her. She wants to be a star seat. Be a star seat. I would invite her. I would invite her. She should date my brother. That's what she should go up. I think they'd be imaginative.

Cosmic heaven. Oh, man. Hey, guess what? Brand new phone line. You can still dial up the old one. 661-237- 8296, 661. Best, the number two, YOYO. But now, you can also text or call toll free, 855, TCB8383.

That's 5-8555, TCB8383. I think it's like 855822-8383 or something like that. But anyway, if you go there, either of those phone lines will send you to the same place content. Ideas, questions, comments, concerns, send them all through the phone line. Ask TCB. Ask TCB, I have another couple of those, we'll get to those next week. The other thing that I wanted to tell you is that YouTube.com slash the commercial break is the only place to find every single episode

Full episode now fully edited. See, are you sure every episode? Oh, the first ones? No, the ones we didn't. Okay, how about this? Every episode we've ever done on video is right there. We didn't record all of them for videos. but go to youtube.com slash the commercial break. You're gonna love it.

Check out the full episodes edited by Morgan. They're so fucking funny, man. She does such a great job with those videos. She makes fun of us with the editing. It's kind of cool. Or you can go at tcb podcast is the new handle. Okay, that's all I can do for today, Chrissy. I love you.

I love you. Best to you. Best to you are there in the podcast universe until next time we always say we do say and we must say ByeI'm a starI'm a starI'm a star I'm a star I'm a star I'm a star I'm a star I'm a star

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