The Commercial Break - The Blow For Bryan Benefit Ball!

Episode Date: November 30, 2022

Bryan and Krissy say "LEGALIZE IT!" But the attitudes of law makers are not, generally, in agreement. Bryan decides to create a benefit party for the cause. The gang decide to name the fun-raiser "The... Blow For Bryan Benefit Ball" and your invited. So is Trey from Phish! Bryan & Krissy are back from the legal weed states! Our OLD friend Jedidiah stops by Florida reports it wants to start selling weed in gas stations? Bryan had a nightmare "brownie" baking session Should we just legalize everything? The Blow For Bryan Benefit Ball Frankie believes a woman should walk the walk...but please don't talk, at all! Frankie gives us more advice on dating, while driving the down the highway. How safe?? Frankie leaves us with nothing else to ponder! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! 1.855.TCB.8383  or 661.BEST.2.YO (1-661-237-8296) Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Much Gratitude to Our Supportive Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff Check out Jeff's Mempho Music Fest each October in Memphis TN: Memphofest.com Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Thanks For Reaching Out To TCB This Week! Todd G Dave Sydney Natalie Ian Savannah Franklin C Therese Jake Stacy W Amanda Julie Charlene Ladder Man David L Sonny Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I didn't prepare a speech and I'm sorry but I'm glad that I didn't because I'm not going to do this like everybody else does it Because everybody that I should be thinking I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna use this opportunity the way that I want to use it What I want to say is Everybody out there that's watching everybody that's watching this world. No one else could produce this album and no one else did And it's just stupid that I'm in this world, but you're all very cool to me. So thank you very much. Man, it's good, bye. On this episode of the commercial break.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Hi, I'm Trinestegio from Fish. I just want to say that I've had my struggles with drugs in the past, but Brian needs blood. He's really tired. Nothing says professionalism like a couple of lines before he gets on the podcast. You know, for a guy who likes to hear himself talk 24 hours a day, maybe it's just that he couldn't... You know, we have those dialogues in the car. Maybe he's like, the dialogue going on, it's too good, Frankie, hold on Frankie. I'm gonna put a video on Frankie, Frankie, hand me the phone.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Thanks Frankie. Now let's talk. When she's beautiful, I don't want you to get caught up in the beauty-ness of it. If the attitude in the emotions doesn't match the beauty-ness, then you've got a problem. You've got to be able to speak your mind 24 hours a day. And if she's given opinions and wants to do her own thing,
Starting point is 00:01:24 you got a problem on your hand, she's talking if she's talking at all if she's talking you're walking okay that's it that's the new life you know where I like to shop for women I like to shop for women at the orthodontist oh yeah they get their jaws wired shut occasionally and that's a perfect time. Jump on top of it. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A Chrissy that's the you Brian and best you out there in the podcast universe how the hell are you thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this the commercial break it's not for everyone but fact news or fiction is guaranteed in 30 seconds or less For your money back go to the brand new tcb podcast wait hold on let me back up there a second go to the very old tcb podcast.com website The collector earnings the OG the first round first edition. It's a first edition. So I, you recently
Starting point is 00:02:29 been out to Denver, I went to LA, both places where marijuana is enjoyed. Recreationally, without fear of repercussions from the law, you can get a delivered, as I found out in LA, you can get a delivered, you can walk into any retail outlet, as long as not any retail outlet, but any marijuana retail outlet. You go in there and pick your sticky icky's and your Gucci-goosies and your cushy, your indico, your tea bow, your chocolate days, or whatever.
Starting point is 00:02:54 They have a lot of different things. Lollipops. Yeah, they got it all. And Florida has just voted to also make marijuana use recreational. Great. Love it. I'm all about this.
Starting point is 00:03:08 I'm all about this. I think it's going to take a while to like shake out all the stoners. Like there's going to be a lot of people who just repeatedly take it too far. There's going to be a lot of those, right? They're going to take, they give an inch, they're going to take a mile and it's going to be miserable for a hot minute. But then people will learn just like they have with alcohol, some people have learned with alcohol, to use it in moderation and don't drive
Starting point is 00:03:30 and don't be an idiot and all that other stuff. So we're gonna, it's gonna be a couple of years here, I think, in most of these new places. It'll be interesting. But Florida, unlike any other place in the country, is doing one thing very differently. What's that? They are allowing retail outlets like us. What's that?
Starting point is 00:03:46 Marijuana. Back in my day we used to smoke bamboo. Manelies. The banana leaves. When we were running away from the woolly manna. Oh! They got big drugs. They'll step on you. Careful. Careful. I got big drugs! They'll stay up on you. Careful! Careful! Uh... Ha ha ha! I used to take my horse, drawing courage!
Starting point is 00:04:10 Ha ha ha! That... If for all of you out there, they don't quite get what we're doing here. This is from like... Uh... Year one. Year one! That's when I was born!
Starting point is 00:04:23 Wait, Brian produced a character. I did? No. What's the man? I can't have babies, that's for the women under the moon cycle. When they have their moon cycle. This is one of the mini characters. That's from season one.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Season one? What's that? When was that? When women wore pants, they wore that? When women wore pants. What are like what? They wore pants down to the feet. Pants don't. Pants naturally go down to your feet.
Starting point is 00:04:54 They can sat to your feet. Oh, they had a moon cycle. That's right. You're not being little knees. Be careful. Men are animals. They'll attack you, especially when you have your moon cycle. They can smell it. Ha.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Ha. We might need to bring back some of those characters for like the end of the year special. Put in your collection cups, ladies. Carl, be there. What up, girl? The, the, what up, girl. Yeah, we have to, we have to add some point getting to
Starting point is 00:05:26 get in contact with someone who who pretty much dominated the the last half of the first season the first second half of the second season yes or the first half of the second season uh... i think he was peeping in on japan i and it was trying to help and read fond of he was trying to help us with the he helped you help us our podcast he was trying to help and read fond of he was trying to help us with the podcast. He helped you He helped us our podcast. He was trying to help Chrissy and Jeff with their love life
Starting point is 00:05:50 Yeah, the crush on her. So you never know you never know what surprises we have in store for the commercial break But we're not gonna announce them because then they definitely won't happen exactly So Florida is doing one thing completely different than everybody else in the country. That is they are allowing already established retail outlets to do marijuana sales. I saw that it was like a circle K. It's going to be the first retail like established retail outlet. Now they're certainly down in case you don't live in the southeast. Circle K is like a convenience store like a quick trip or something like that. A little less polished and then a quick trip i would say but they're big and they
Starting point is 00:06:28 have them all over the state of florida sted i think that's where they have the most of them actually they're gonna allow marijuana sales right in the store you're gonna be able to go there and if you're gonna be up your wide-bride three thousand because your dick's gonna be limp after 55 milligrams of pure THC. Yeah, you sick yucky. Yeah, hot dog. You're gooey-o-eees. That's your mountain dude.
Starting point is 00:06:52 I got the mountain dude right here for you. You'll be flowing like mountain dude. Like a shaking up mountain dude. What you think, why do you think that's that? Look at your distance, go mile. I was talking to somebody and I'm like, oh yes. So like, you know, when I was out in California, I'm like, oh yeah like i think i like a deliver
Starting point is 00:07:05 how much like what is the milligram someone someone should take and this person who's well-versed in the sticky-yucky dibi dabbies he was like all i usually started like seventy five-millica and i was like seventy five because there's a website where it shows you all this and it says if you're new or if you don't smoke and if you're not used to THC 5 to 10 is like Mass don't start any of this is especially the edibles like that's gonna start don't it's a different kind of high Don't it's not like when you were smoking you know Mexican dirt weed in the backyard with your you know friends
Starting point is 00:07:38 This is heavy stuff So I asked this guy and he says I usually start off with about 75 I'm like you're taking seven and a half of these gummies. Wow. He's like, no, I just buy the 100 milligram ones and I bite off a little piece and I put it for saving for later. And I'm like, holy shit, dude.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Holy shit. Different people have different stuff. Different for different folks. I guess the good news is that there's no one's as ever OD on weed edibles. No. No, it sure does feel like that. Yeah, I can. Yeah OD'd on weed edibles. No. Though it sure does feel like. Yeah, I can.
Starting point is 00:08:07 Yeah, I told you that story. When me and that girl, we just took like literally took a quarter ounce of mid grade, which in this day and age would be considered super shitty weed. But back then, we considered Mideys. We call it Mideys. Mideys of the Kush.
Starting point is 00:08:21 G-G-G-G-G. So we took the Mideys you know, the Mities, and we put them in the brownie batter, just directly in the brownie batter, no making butter, no sapping out the oil, or whatever the fuck they do these days. And we put it in there, and then we cooked the brownies, and we ate one or two of the brownies at first,
Starting point is 00:08:39 and within 30 minutes, we didn't feel a whole lot going on. So then we ate another two brownies a piece, so... That's all, that's all, that's all, that's all. Yeah, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's another two brownies a piece. That's why he's the, that's why he's the, yeah that's why he's the, yeah that's why he's the, I don't feel it. I don't feel it. I mean, he's the more,
Starting point is 00:08:51 I did this a lot with LSD too. It would be like five minutes in and I'm like, and I feel it shit man. I'm not seeing any change. Give me more of that. Give me two more of those. And then I'd be in the tree without pants on, you know, cutting the grass with my,
Starting point is 00:09:02 anyway, so then we ate half of the brownies between the two of us and we ended up like that police officer in his wife. We were on the floor, time was moving slowly. We were considering calling 911. This girl was literally couldn't get off the floor and I was getting concerned. I was like, is she stuck there? Did the brownies stick her on the floor? I'm just looking at things. I was so incredibly intoxicated. I was in a K-hole, I think. It was really weird. Everything was, it was like I got really close to a black hole or something. Time was moving super slow for me, but everybody else it was moving just fine.
Starting point is 00:09:35 That's really weird. I was so twisted. Oh, it happened. But I like this whole circle K thing, because I think the way that you take away the you gas up and gas up. Gas up and grass up baby. Gas up and grass up. Gas, grass, grass. No one rides for free. Circle free, gas up and gas up.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Circle K. We saw you leave the gas pump in your car. And drive off, We saw that. Yeah, circle K. We know you still have the nozzle in your car. Circle K, you've been sitting at pump six for five hours. So you left your wallet on top of the car. Circle K, your girlfriend's still here in the store waiting for you to come back
Starting point is 00:10:32 He's all our bathroom. Okay, it's not normal to buy 26 kit cats And a bag of cool rants Doritos Yeah, I think it could only increase sales of the snack. That's right. Circle K, sticky, he doesn't mean you stick your butt to the floor for 10 hours. Sticky, we see you in the wine cooler. Circle K, yes, you're being recorded. Right.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Circle K, no, that officer's not out there for you. What's going on, man? What is that, please? I'm sorry. I'm all about this. I think if we're going to, like, I think we should probably legalize most drugs. Some of them you can only get through a pharmacist, right? And the controlled way where you can only get so much a day.
Starting point is 00:11:28 Like if you're going to bite coke, you can get like a gram and a half a day. And then you can go back, you know, 20 hours later and get another crap. Yeah, I can't see anything going wrong with that. No. Well, I can see everything going right with that. If I only had that one governor on my situation, when I was at one, my early 20s, I would have been so much better off. If there was no ability to pick up the phone
Starting point is 00:11:49 at 2.30 in the morning and ask for another 35 grams, I'll pay it back tomorrow, I swear to God. But then B would have been out of business. D would have been out of business. D. A lot of it was B. No, his name was D. D. D.
Starting point is 00:12:04 D. You on that gay shit, man? D was my, is the colloquial name for my drug dealer most of my early 20s. And he was like delivered to the house. And if you didn't catch the episode one day he came in and I thought he smelled like wonderfully. And this colonel was just like smelled so good. And I was like, man, you smell good. And he's like, you want that gay shit? You want that gay shit?
Starting point is 00:12:28 And I was like, no, I just thought you smelled good. Good, I don't roll like that. It's another is wrong with it. But I just need to know we're working with you. Yeah, that's right, he did. He goes, I mean, I don't mind it. I just want to know what's going on. I want to know if I come back to the house
Starting point is 00:12:44 or if I just like drop it off somewhere for you. Throw it out like a newspaper. Woo! Which happened a few times, too. Literally a drive by drug deal. Just like throw it out the window. Baby tomorrow! I don't trust you!
Starting point is 00:13:01 So I think if we're going to bring that, this is like the seventh time I try to complete this sentence. So if we're gonna bring that stigma down, you know, and make it, it's like the one, it's people want the thing that they can't have. So if they can get it on the regular anywhere, everywhere, just like alcohol, of course there's gonna be people that take it way too far,
Starting point is 00:13:18 but most people are gonna go, ah, whatever, I don't, you know, I don't really need to go call my drug dealer because I can go get it at the circle K number one and number two It's like D stigmatized and it's just one of those things either buy it or you don't buy it. It's not a big deal It's not it's like Amsterdam. Yeah, it's like Amsterdam because it's gonna things to turn out great for the You know the Amsterdam's but Amsterdam allows all kind of drugs like heroin and mushrooms and LSD Whatever it is
Starting point is 00:13:47 It's all criminalized. Yeah, those Dutch they're ahead of the curve They're doing a civilization downfall long before the rest of us So we can watch what happens at slow motion But it's only in I understand I haven't been there But it's only in that red light district where they really have like issues And that is but it's only in that red light district where they really have like issues. And that is because it's so pervasive there that you can get anything you want at any time. And I think with the real problem in Amsterdam is the heroin issue, like the heroin and the
Starting point is 00:14:15 opium, it's like the opium and heroin and fentanyl and stuff like that. There's like a lot of people that are addicted to it and they live down there because they're not accosted by anybody. But if you look at places like Canada, where you can go register with your doctor if you're a heroin or an opium addict or opiate addict, you can register with your doctor, your doctor runs a few tests or whatever he does, he checks you for sanity.
Starting point is 00:14:35 And then he says, okay, you're in the program. And the program there is you can go and you can either, in some cases, you can get dozed, you can get your daily dose of pure heroin that has been tracked and certified by pharmacologists or whatever the fuck they call them pharmacists. And then you can also have a safe clean needle and a safe space to shoot it up or smoke whatever it is right there in a building where there are professionals.
Starting point is 00:15:03 I thought the forehead did read that. Yes, and they proposed this in California now. I think it actually won, but the problem is, it's against federal law. Yes. So it's just not great, but of course there are lots of clean, needle exchanges, but there's also,
Starting point is 00:15:15 I think in maybe Norway, I could be wrong about this, write me in and tell me, but I think in Norway, they also started a very similar program. Oh, in Switzerland, where, if you're a heroin addict, we'll give you your heroin. You can buy it, $5 a dose, or whatever it is. You can come in, stay here for the first 30 or 45 minutes,
Starting point is 00:15:31 so we can check on you and make sure you're okay. We have doctors in the building, paramedics, in case something happens, and then go about your merry way. And it has reduced overdose deaths by like 150%. I mean, like just, it's cut it down to almost nothing because people don't have to run in fear and they also get monitored in some way shape or form. Right. They get somebody says like that should be the right way.
Starting point is 00:15:54 No, you can't have another dose because you're too fucked up as it is. Right. And so I don't know that will be ever be that progressive. It seems like in a lot of ways we're socially going backwards. But you know, if we're allowing marijuana use and now shroom use, and it's people are talking about ecstasy, they're giving ketamine online. You can go get a ketamine prescription.
Starting point is 00:16:13 No, psychiatrist are administering this, not even online. This is like in... No, I don't know, but no what I'm saying is, it's like now they have like two websites. You know, these like, these specialty websites for, you know, sometimes they work with depression or ADHD. Right.
Starting point is 00:16:27 You know, just like the painkillers were being handed out on the websites, you have an online doctor's visit. Now you can do that for fucking ketamine. You can have an online doctor visit, United States and they mail you your fucking ketamine spray. Can you imagine walking around with a ketamine spray? That's funny. I've never done ketamine before.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Oh my god. I don't know, but. Oh yeah, that's, that is certainly. I've ever done it. I don't know, but. Yeah, that's, that is certainly. I'm reading a lot more about it though. One of the more intense narcotics, it's a fucking horse-train closer. I know. And it will put you into a hole
Starting point is 00:16:54 that you will have, if you do too much, you will have a hard time coming back from. Not like death, I'm talking like it just takes a hot minute to get out of that hole. I don't like it. I did it on accident one time on accident one time. Quot-on-quot. Hey, broad as D. You need some ketamine? Yeah, bring it over. Okay. I did it on accident. But I think this is like we're we're we're heading in the right direction as far as this is concerned
Starting point is 00:17:26 I think we're headed in the right direction and I think if you don't want to do it don't do it Yeah, don't do it. You know you're not interested then then don't do it Don't but don't be an antsy-pantsy. Don't let the rest of us like in a suffer here. I mean, I'll do drugs But I could do drugs any moment if I could get it to circle K. Maybe I would do drugs I Would be driving the kids home from school And I'd leave them in the car with the car running and the windows down I'd be like I gotta get it, the circle K, maybe I wouldn't do drugs. I'd be driving the kids home from school, and I'd leave them in the car with the car running and the windows down, just be like,
Starting point is 00:17:48 I gotta get some cocaine! Driving me crazy! But good for Florida, when is that gonna come to Georgia? Probably last. We're probably last. Probably last. I mean, Georgia in Atlanta is so progressive in so many ways and it's turned into a purple state and there's a lot of, I think that, I think we're rather, I think it's a very cool
Starting point is 00:18:13 city. I do too, I love Atlanta. We seem to get along well, generally together, all of us. It's extraordinarily diverse. It's just a very cool city. Everybody seems to be chill. We're not all up in each other's throats. When a lot of other big cities,
Starting point is 00:18:27 we're having a lot of other drama going on one way or the other. We didn't seem to catch that fire. There was a couple nights there that were a little shaky. But for the most part, but you know what? We had some unrest after the George Floyd took two. Yeah, we did. Right. And got it 10 for understood.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Like that was just a moment of national disgrace. For sure. After the couple of days of civil unrest, here there was some property damage done downtown, Centennial Olympic parking. A major Verizon store. Yeah, it's a in Buckhead and then down in the CNN center and places like Phillips or Mina and all those other places.
Starting point is 00:19:10 And you know what? National news the next morning. As soon as that sun peaked its way up there, there were hundreds and then thousands and then a 10,000 people down in these places cleaning up. That's what they were doing. They were cleaning up scrubbing the walls. They said, hey, okay, we get it, you know, we get it too. It doesn't, you know, we're with you. But let's also, let's also keep it clean. Cleaning it together. Yeah. And I just love that about this city. But
Starting point is 00:19:34 in so many ways, it's so ass backwards. But it's still stuck in the Florida's or something. I don't know. And I can't believe that after all of these states, Florida, Florida is fucking decriminalizing marijuana making it legal And we still haven't gotten around to it here in Georgia. It's unbelievable Chrissy And Jeff knows somebody he can talk to about this and Jeff like well connected or something And then the in the marijuana world Not in the marijuana world just in like isn't he a lawmaker world? Paul Strings like call the musician and have them do a benefit concert or something yeah
Starting point is 00:20:10 the blow for Brian concert that's why the blow for Brian benefit the blow for Brian benefit organization the blow for Brian Benefit Ball. Starring Stevie Nicks. The Allman Brothers, back together for one last night. We're talking about the game. Fish with the remaining members of the grateful dead.
Starting point is 00:20:41 All playing in Brian's backyard. Blow for Brian. Have this one podcaster run out of energy This is national treasure are we going to let this happen? Blow for Brian He needs to pick me up to get through the next episode Blow for Brian, but I know are you going to let the world go had my struggles with drugs in the past, but Brian needs blow. He's really tired. Nothing says professionalism, like a couple of lines before he gets on the podcast.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Join us at the blow for Brian's benefit ball. We really made him really fit his new crew. Alright, here we go. What's up? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey's just Monday. Oh yeah, it's Monday. It's Friday every day here at this commercial break. Because we got blue for Brian. Look at this pile, look at this pure brick we got. We just cut it right off.
Starting point is 00:21:58 It's blue, it's so good, it's blue. It's Peruvian blue. It's blue. It's blue. it's blue it's Peruvian blue oh the old blue for Brian Marriott ball go over here we go on tour that's what we're gonna call it the Blue for Brian benefit ball presented by the commercial big people just gonna show up with a dime bags of throw them on stage I got a tasty tater
Starting point is 00:22:34 From the balcony someone pass that down over here. No, no, no Sniff sniff pass sniff pass Sniff sniff pass sniff pass Snort snort shuffle come on let's go There's nothing there oh well yeah, it's uh, we had to do it with other benefit. Yeah Every girl did it all We couldn't get it up front Literally couldn't pass through someone's hands without the other person doing it But I've done below before and I know how it goes you go to a bar and you hand that kind of that guy
Starting point is 00:23:10 I'm that friend of yours that everybody knows doesn't a little too much and he goes him a gun of a bump And you go you have a bump and you come back with zero left And like I thought you said a bump. I did want to build nostrils. There's nothing left It was only a little bit in the first place. It was seven grams. Oh wow, did I stew that much? Yeah, play anyways. Yeah, play anyways.
Starting point is 00:23:33 I gotta go home to you later. Bye. How do you drink? Do you cigarette? Do I want to play some bull? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And cigarette, cigarette, I'm so good at pool. Do you want to play some bull?
Starting point is 00:23:44 We can play some bull. Yeah, yeah, I'm so good to pull you want to play some pool we can play some bull Yeah, yeah, I don't know how that started but there you go Yes, speaking of the blow for Brian benefit we're talking about blow. Let's talk about blow hard Yes, our good boy, Frankie B, on a roll. Week after week, just putting out new content and it's hard to ignore a Chrissy. It really is, it's so funny. If we had been stronger, if we had stronger wills,
Starting point is 00:24:15 we would have just breezed right by this, but we can't, we can't help it. Drops into the subscription box and there you go. You gotta watch it. And every time I start watching a Frankie B video, I have to stop because I know there's gonna be so much better when Chris is here. Like, I've already made three jokes in my head
Starting point is 00:24:30 by the time I get to minute number two. So, I know. I'd like to. Crazy funny. Crazy delusional. It's way delusional. And now he's like, woman hating, woman bashing. It's kinda ugly.
Starting point is 00:24:43 And he said he's got a girlfriend. And he says he's got a girlfriend. And he says he's got a girlfriend. Can you believe it? This gem. Yeah, obviously she hasn't listened to his, just to watch that even YouTube videos. Yeah, just wait. Just wait girl.
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Starting point is 00:27:26 For anyone who needs a little comfort in their life, lululemon.com, and we want to thank lululemon for becoming a sponsor of the commercial break. So, I thought I'd pull out one of his latest videos. This is actually from a couple of months ago, but it's one that we have not tackled yet. And this is Frankie on how to spot a narcissist. He should know. Yeah, he should. He takes one to know one really does. Okay, here we go. You're ready. He's in his car. So just be prepared for the noise. So back by popular demand, several of you have reached out to me via email. Exactly as demanding this content. Some have reached out like. I've got to know. What's in ours? Listen, I said, sees. I'm on my dating trap video. Now, if you haven't seen the dating
Starting point is 00:28:15 trap video, I'm going to put that one on the screen at the very end of this video. While I'm driving my car, I stare directly at the phone the entire time. He's gonna kill somebody. Gar and filming. Look out of Illinois. That's all I got to say. Yeah, it's driving around town, filming and looking at directly at the camera. So you might want to watch that. And I'm putting together a string of And I'm putting together a string of dated advice and dating trap videos. Stating trap videos. Is that like thirst trap?
Starting point is 00:28:51 It's kind of like thirst trap. Frankie's a thirst trap. Frankie's a thirst trap. We have to click. Yeah. I mean, that's it. We have to click number one. Number two, this guy's no idea what he's talking about.
Starting point is 00:29:03 I know this is going to be another nonsensical video I guarantee it. This is mostly structured, you know, for guys in their 50s and 60s, you know, we're not used to dating, who forget. Or women. Or women. I'm telling exactly what not to do for your dating profile, but then I'm doing it. That's right, Chrissy. As my only female listener, Clotcher, I'm so glad you agree with all that I've said. So I have a channel, specifically
Starting point is 00:29:29 geared toward men, but sometimes I do videos for women. On the off chance, they stop by and want to listen to my show of indism for 50 minutes. What it's like to date, let's face it, most of us have been in a relationship for years and years and years and Fort not you thinking a pretty big assumption there most of us have been in a relationship for years Here's a year yeah, not you you didn't last six months with that one chick. She was smoke Generally we get thrusted back into the dating I'm pretty sure it's just thrust. We put the ED back in thrust. We put the ED back in bed. Chris, once you come over here and I'll show you what Brad Bessri does good new for you. For rusted.
Starting point is 00:30:25 And then we do forget, you know, you've got to overlook all the excitement of meeting a new woman and pay attention to the details. And in this video, I'm going to give you a few details that's so happy with himself every time he says his sentence. He's like, you got gotta pay attention to the details And then he smiles at himself he smirks He's like I made that up all of my own guys. I'm doing this with no cue cards You such a fucking goofball me to watch off board so you don't get caught in the dating trap. Rocket. Rocket. Rocket.
Starting point is 00:31:05 God. Oh. Oh. Such a douche. He's making us a guard. I know. Drinking a martini. Drinking a martini.
Starting point is 00:31:13 He's in the gym. He's looking good in the suit. There she is. There she is. There she is. There she is. He's putting serum on his face. Oh, he's parrotsailing.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Paragliding. Yeah. Now he's walking away from the camera. Just throwing on everybody and welcome to today's video. If this is your first time here, my name is Frank Bernardo. In this channel is geared for all guys, one up- your game, look and feel better about themselves and grooming fitness fashion. And fun! We did it.
Starting point is 00:31:40 This. In lifestyle. And every once in a while, we're gonna sprinkle in dating advice. I mean where else to get dating advice every once in a while you talk about I mean yes you have food videos and workout videos in a hotel review this completely random but the truth is is that most of your videos are bashing your ex-girlfriend wrapped in a title that makes it sound like a dating advice video. Someone who is actually dating, I'm not the kind of guy that's gonna read a bunch of material and then stand up in front of this camera.
Starting point is 00:32:19 I'm not the kind of guy who's gonna read a bunch of material because my reading skills are a little they're a little soft if you know what I mean Oh I know what I'm talking about You're gonna get that Yeah, that's a be debated. He said this line, but for this exact line before another video's life dating Experiences, I mean that's that's the way it should be from someone who experiences it day to day So at any time during this video No, it's just a very drab like it's just very drab Chicago, I think
Starting point is 00:32:57 Seeing you like what you're hearing do me a favor hit the subscribe bell So you don't miss any of my I love that he's having to go to his car now to do these. Yeah. In secret Chris, from his girlfriend. Well, this is, this is months ago too, when you may have been still with this other girl and things may have been on the skids. And so I think that's why he's in his car. But you know, for a guy who likes to hear himself talk 24 hours a day, maybe it's just that he couldn't, you know, we have those dialogues in the car Maybe he's like the dialogue going on. It's too good Frankie. Hold on Frankie. I'm gonna put a video on Frankie Frankie hand me the phone. Thanks Frankie
Starting point is 00:33:34 Now let's talk Videos and one more thing if you do like this video you could do it now you can wait till a little bit later Please give the video a thumbs up because it'll definitely help this channel grow and I would greatly appreciate it let's jump right into it. I already editing. Yeah. That was an edited thing. Yeah well he needs to concentrate on driving.
Starting point is 00:33:57 I know but I don't know if he's editing while he's driving may have done this post but the reality is it's just bad it's bad to have a shaky car video like this. I think the first trap you need to avoid is when you do me a girl yeah there's a lot of excitement going on you can go on quite a few dates and you've got a rock heart erection for many many days in a row. It's like it's your body. You see, looking into my body. You know, the excitement is always going to be there, you know, in their look, maybe their sexiness, their sex appeal, where they dress, where they carry the sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. And all about the sex. The way they do.
Starting point is 00:34:40 Well, I brought in 3000 now for women. You want to do it a half foot long clip Go toe-to-toe for your man's cock go sword fighting You want to launch your press grow by three These statements are never verified by the FDA, but they have been approved by Frickie Bear. So that's, that's beautiful. That's really something to get excited about. You know, you don't run into that type of a woman every day, so when you do, yeah, the adrenaline's pumping. But, if that woman is ugly, we got problems.
Starting point is 00:35:23 Once your dick comes down, we're going to have to get rid of her, guys. She's checking her phone. If that woman he's ugly we got problems Once your dick comes down. We're gonna have to get rid of her guys. She's checking her phone checking her phone Uh-oh. She's got an alcoholic drink in her in her hand. Look out. She should be in Betty Ford If her attitude doesn't match the sex appeal And the beauty of it match the sex appeal and the beauty of it exactly here we go if she's good looking but not subservient then yeah she's not for you she's got a nice attitude problem woman that's I can't get out I'm in the dating trip Down here I can't get out. I can't get out. The sex is so good
Starting point is 00:36:13 So good, but she's ugly and she wants things of her own She wants her own personality. She wants a driver's license I can't take it Watching you around telling you what to do Being a dominant one in the conversation look at the police officer right behind him Oh my god, you got to go to youtube.com slash the commercial break whenever this video airs Which is a couple days after they air usually on here maybe a week at the latest But what we're watching is Frankie is he's he had the camera at first you could just see him and the side window like the driver side window
Starting point is 00:36:55 But now he's tilted a little bit now you can see behind him and there is a police officer Right behind him. He's making a fucking video Thousand bucks. He does not get pulled over. You're not allowed to overtalk her, you're not allowed to give an opinion. You know, after a time... Do we see dating? That's so funny.
Starting point is 00:37:20 Why do I find it hard to believe that Frankie B has never had trouble getting an opinion out around any No, no, no, fuck no as far as boss goes. Yeah, he's bossin He's bossin and she's probably just trying to say hey wait look, I don't want to do that. What's good for the business? I don't want you to do video in Mexico. I'd rather you not Subscribe our relationship in detail on your silly little channel Two you got to start to wonder all right because gentlemen
Starting point is 00:37:52 Trends are trends if it starts out that way All right, it usually is gonna end that way I Don't want you to get caught in the trap of being caught up in the beauty in the attitude and the personality doesn't equal the beauty of the woman. The beauty of the woman. I've already lost your prank. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:38:20 When she's beautiful, I don't want you to get caught up in the beauty of it. If the attitude in the emotions doesn't match the beautyness, then you've got a problem. You've got to be able to speak your mind 24 hours a day. And if she's given opinions and wants to do her own thing, you got a problem on your hands. She's talking. If she's talking. If she's talking, you're walking, okay?
Starting point is 00:38:39 That's it. That's the new line. If she talks, you're walks. Yeah. You're to try. Because ultimately it's a failure. It will fail you. So I would give her two, maybe three chances. And that's the closest thing. I think it's sex. I remember two two maybe three nights. Hey Frankie, it's Deborah.
Starting point is 00:39:09 I was hoping, you know what I want tonight? I want sushi. Strike two. Strike two. All these demands. Strike two. I just wanted sushi and maybe I'm a strike three. You're talking I'm walking, that's all I gotta say.
Starting point is 00:39:26 You wanna bang one more time? Yeah. I just took some way right in three thousand. You're beauty-ness, it tracks me to your vagina. And her dominance in the way she acts, it's gonna stay that way. Do yourself a favor. Get out of that relationship.
Starting point is 00:39:43 You don't wanna get out of that relationship. Why? Because oh my god, now I gotta go through the whole thing again. Hey, take a chill pill. Oh, relax. It's so easy to find single women in your 60s. Who's beautiful? Who's beautiful and won't ask for anything. That's super easy. Take a chill pill. Yeah, chill pill. You know what you do? You go to the EAT. I buy chill pill, I'm in a oxy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Go to Florida. Buy a chill pill, I mean Xanax. You know what you do, Chrissy? You know where I like to shop for women. I like to shop for women at the orthodontist. Oh yeah. They get their jaws wired to shut occasionally and that's a perfect time.
Starting point is 00:40:23 Jump on top of it. All right, there's plenty of women out there. Don't be afraid to be lonely. You know, if you have to move on from that relationship, do it. Can I point out that he's also in the left hand lane driving 150 miles per hour? It's literally passing by every other car. He's in the left hand lane. This guy, this is insane. I don't even take FaceTime phone calls when I'm on the car because I get nervous that I'm gonna kill somebody. He's recording. I know. He's recording and probably doing multiple takes because you know this guy can't shut the fuck up. Back on the dating app, you'll forget about her as soon as the next one comes. Just take my advice. Don't feel sorry for yourself. Move on. Don't dwell on it all day.
Starting point is 00:41:09 Carry on with your day. It's stop looking on the don't get all of set up. With your day. With your day. With your day. Don't get all of set about that girl you dated for. Don't just because I told you to get divorced of your wife for 30 years
Starting point is 00:41:22 because she's starting to ask for stuff and not be subservient, I don't want you to get all emotion about it guys. There's plenty of fish in the sea. When you're 60 balding with a big big, with a big dad gut, you're gonna be fine. When your prostate's larger than an orange, you can't get it up. There's plenty of fish in the sea. Right around the corner. There's lots of hot 20-w-olds. I just want to pick. Yeah. Yeah. There's someone coming after me. There's someone texting me. There's somebody
Starting point is 00:41:49 who want to contact me. If you do that, it's not going to happen. Let it come naturally and trust me. It will. That's what she said. He's pulling into the gas station. He's a circle kid. Oh my god. We could have made this up. I mean he's pulling into a circle case. He's blowing for Brian benefit ball. Frankie's going to get a little bit to share when he shows up. I gotta say this, and I don't want anybody to don't go crazy. Don't just stay calm, guys, okay? Just stay calm. But on his videos now, there is a phone number
Starting point is 00:42:18 that you can call and text to get a hold of Frankie directly into a circle case. He's blowing for Brian benefit ball. Frankie's going to get a little bit to share Don't just stay calm guys, okay? Just stay calm. But on his videos now, there is a phone number that you can call and text to get a hold of Frankie directly. So I haven't done it yet. Whoa. But if we decide to do a live show, which we've been pondering for a hot minute now,
Starting point is 00:42:37 if we decide to do a live show, I'm gonna take the chance that we blow the relationship with Frankie. Yeah, we will. Yeah, we will, Yeah, we will for sure No doubt, but if I can convince him to come to the live show and make an appearance and sit with us for a few minutes I think like when we go on tour. Yeah, when we go on to it, right? So I get the Brian benefit ball Yeah, yeah, yeah, the BBB ball the ball ball the blowball the blowball Brian ball
Starting point is 00:43:07 We do serve and we of calling Brian's balls Brian's blow balls Hey, man, you go to Brian's balls Oh, man, I am I'm so excited. I got a great seat on Brian's balls. I'm gonna go there. I'm gonna get ripped up, man. Sniff, sniff ass. I'm gonna do the Diggity Dang. I'm gonna have the Crippity Creepies. I'm gonna be all over Brian's balls. I'm so into Brian's balls.
Starting point is 00:43:48 I can't take it. They're fun. There's so much fun to be on Brian's balls. I can't take it. They're so much fun to be on Brian's balls. He's going to Dunkin' Fucking Donuts. Oh my god, Frankie. What are you doing? Yeah, can I have a large hot coffee? Black. Anything else? Nope, that'll do it. Okay. No, that's it. Just bought a bunch of blow inside the circle, okay? I should have coffee. I'm good on food. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:12 I was gonna pour my blow in my coffee. Stevie Ray Vaughn style. Ha. Ha. This is hilarious. Why is he building himself up out there, Duncan? I have no idea. What knows? who knows what's going on with this. No, no.
Starting point is 00:44:28 Really? All right. Now you see that? I passed up the donuts. There's a girl in here. I passed up the bagels. You see that? I'm driving my car. I see that. I can find girls like that.
Starting point is 00:44:39 I find them like that. Right at the Dunkin' Donuts. She said have a good day. I know we're bone and later. I know it. I just know it. She said have a good day. I know we're born in later. I Know it. I just know it. I pass The big bagels and donuts You see that like what does that have to do with anything to do with dating?
Starting point is 00:44:56 Nothing. No, not at all. He just said he just wants to tell you that he doesn't eat bagels or donuts He eats tuna fish He doesn't eat bagels or donuts. He eats tuna fish eggs. He's a devil to fix. Tuna double eggs. All the bad stuff. Cation season's coming. You better be in shape for vacation season
Starting point is 00:45:16 because when you go on vacation, when you're on these trips, what's everybody doing? Well, they're looking at you and they may not say nothing to you, but if you're like, like, exactly, whatever one is doing,
Starting point is 00:45:28 looking for Frankie, looking for a 60 year old, leathered up, added up. What does everyone do wherever I go? They look at me. No, they're looking at me. How much humor is this guy? I mean honestly it's unbelievable. He does
Starting point is 00:45:49 it. He's just like he's so aloof. Unself aware. Unself aware. That's right. He's so aloof to everything that's going on around. He seems happy. Yeah, but he does. He's angry. He's angry. He's angry. He's angry. He's angry. That's right. He doesn't even know why he's angry. He's just angry That a shape or whatever have you they're they're probably gonna, you know, they're thinking it, you know upstairs in their head dating trap number That girl that girl was staring at him like you better turn that camera. You gotta come through that window It's better not be one of those prank videos So it's better not be one of those prank videos. Now the camera is really fun. Now the camera's, now he was using his right hand
Starting point is 00:46:28 before and now he's using his left hand. This one you need to pay special attention to. Narcissism. Now guys usually get the bad rap for being narcissists, but can't a woman be a narcissist? Absolutely 100% they can. I'm Dr. Frankie B. I knew that I've got my brand new psychology degree.
Starting point is 00:46:55 From Frankie B. School of Psychology. From Salon Sweet School of Psychology. Not officially accredited with anybody. But a 100% women can be narcissistic. Most of the women I date are. When you tell her a narcissist, I'm going to give you a few signs right now. Oh, here we go.
Starting point is 00:47:17 The biggest sign is, if you question them, if you question a narcissist, and they get all excited angered huffy and puffy and start yelling and screaming at you how dare you question me just have you been sleeping with my son what are you talking about you don't even have a son. You're a narcissist. I knew it. Wow. Oh, took all my cocaine. Thank it, Huffy. Don't get Huffy with me, young narcissist, lady. In that content, you know, what a narcissist does, right, is they will talk over you. They will give you. They will try. They will try to give you the fear
Starting point is 00:48:10 that how dare you question them because what they do is they come at you hard so you don't ask that question or you don't. I was just, he's just for counting what has happened to him. That's right. I could see. That's the beginning is what he's been doing. I just see some young girl like coming around the corner of the kitchen just like half her with two hands in the air. Like, what are you doing? I knew you were sleeping with my best friend.
Starting point is 00:48:43 Assume something that's what narcissists do they strike the fear of God in you they make you Afraid to say something because what doesn't narcissists do they blow up they get crazy They they make you feel that you're wrong. That's that's in their best idea wrong that's that's in their best idea. I think the best idea was not to do this video Frankie. I spot a narcissist in this room. Like confrontation. Some narcissists are hiding things. They're hiding things behind your back. So what they do is they come at you strong and hard. Again it's all in repetition of how they come at you. They're gonna overt's hawk you. They're gonna strike the fear of God in you. They're just gonna be dominant and again it's all
Starting point is 00:49:43 it's all about them striking the fear of God in you. I mean, you said that like five times. Yeah. It's all in them, the repetition of them. And it's the idea. Yeah, it's the idea. It's just the idea. That's the best idea that they've had.
Starting point is 00:49:59 It's the fear that I don't even know what I'm talking about, guys. I should probably pay attention to them. The reason I'm in this car because she was yelling at me and i don't know exactly right i believe this they just had an argument and now he's gonna paint label her as a narcissist because we all start to diagnose when we sense that something's wrong and the truth is it i'm not so sure frankie not a narcissist like frankie oh my god he's only thinking about one thing himself.
Starting point is 00:50:26 You're in a relationship where that woman is just as dominant as hell and you're not allowed to have an opinion. Listen, we should all be able to have opinions and we should all accept women. Yes. Except for the woman. Be able to talk through that. But in narcissists, there's no talking. They yell right off the bat. They come at you right off the bat. So pay attention to that woman if she's very strong, willed, and dominant, and aggressive, and they don't let you get a word in edge lies. I mean, they literally just had an argument. This is hilarious. They literally did. This is, Chrissy and I are the,
Starting point is 00:51:08 our Frankie B. Whispers. We know exactly what's going on with him at any given time, based on the content of his video. And this just happened. And by the way, if he's recorded, now we're like seven, eight minutes into this video, if, and he's not been on the highway the entire time.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Except when he's done the stuff, except when he's done the stuff, except when he's done the stuff, except when he's done the stuff, except when he's done the stuff, except when he's done the entire time except when he's done with the circle. Okay, we didn't really see what happens. I think this I think it was a Dunkin Donuts in the circle. Okay, but here's the thing. He's probably like this this car ride is probably an hour because he's like doing clips and yeah, stopping and starting. Why would you be driving in that? Where are you going? There's no traffic. It's got to be a Saturday. You're not going anywhere. You just got kicked out of the house, but I sure tell tail sign They're a narcissist and guess what?
Starting point is 00:51:53 Narcissists don't change get out of that relationship I'm gonna show some more Yeah, he's Chicago there you go. I'm gonna turn around more. I mean, he's Chicago. Yeah, he's Chicago. There you go. I'm gonna turn around now. Time to go home. Talk about random editing. The final dating trap number three. I'm just gonna give it a sub point. Sub point two, but that's one.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Which will go on for 12 minutes claim rule for sure, right? I don't want anybody Taking this wrong as a man. I'm a believer that the man pays for everything when I go on a date There we go she didn't pay for everything you're all upset I pay for everything he said this on four of the five last videos that we've watched I would never ever ask a woman to pay But I just think every once in a while Let's just say you've been dating a girl for three four five six seventy nine months. Whatever have you Seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirty forty fifteen twenty seven, 29, 30. Let's say you're married over for 42 years.
Starting point is 00:53:06 Yeah. Let's say you have five kids to homes and a dog with her. And you're finally realizing she's a narcissist. He's never gonna pay. Narcissist. Never, ever, ever says, hey, let me get this round the drinks. Or hey, let me get dinner. You drinks or hey let me get dinner you just bought the last 150 dinners you've taken the on vacations
Starting point is 00:53:33 yeah bad backup Frankie and serves boating, we have so much fun. Let me show you my appreciation for you. He's describing. He's not even trying to go third person anymore. He's like, we had so much fun, and you shit on me. You literally shit on me. And let me get to dinner. Now, if you run into a woman or you have a girlfriend like that
Starting point is 00:54:07 That's something that I don't quite understand why they can't do that can't be fixed you can't fix that That's literally hard wired into their head. If they don't do it. What's that telling us that? Well, they could be taking advantage of you They don't have a lot of interest. I mean, yeah, you picked her up off the street on Tinder, or Bumble, or whatever they're fuck. Dude, you picked up something. It's beautiful.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Just 21. She doesn't have much money. And you pick her up and you start paying for everything. And then now you're expecting that she's just a randomly going to offer to pay for the hotel room. I mean, you invited her on the vacation. Frankie, whoever does the asking pay. We train people how to treat us.
Starting point is 00:54:51 And when we do not ever ask for payment or for split, you should have done that right from the beginning. But like date number five, hey, you want to split this one? Yeah. Right, can we split this one? Is that okay? And then, you know what, when I first met Astrid, she's a student, right? She was a student and she we all know students Don't have to know for a second masters degree. They don't have a lot of money now her parents paid for her living and all this other stuff Right and she had worked so she was paying for her own stuff too
Starting point is 00:55:14 But when I came to see her many many times in Europe I lived with her for a short period of time in Europe You know what I did I paid for everything and I never once asked and I didn't give a shit because that was the unspoken agreement between us. You get that master's degree, I'll take care of whatever we need here while I'm here and if you need something while I'm not here, you let me know and I don't think
Starting point is 00:55:38 it wasn't because Astrid wasn't ungrateful that she never asked. It was just the thing that we did, we knew, we didn't have to say it between us. I never harbored any resentment. I didn't give a shit. It was fine. I had it. I was happy to share it because she's gonna be my future. I think she's dating a friend. That's exactly. She's dating a stripper. Let's be honest with her. Yes. And he trained her to treat him and guess what? You read what you saw, bud? Yep. And then money on you, it's always the guys we have to have the interest to spend money on a woman. I don't want you guys to be caught in that trap, okay? A woman who cares for
Starting point is 00:56:17 you will make that gesture. Well, hey, let me get the chase. Hey, let me get dinner. I want it to go. He wouldn't be doing this. Of course, 100,000%. When things were great, you were putting out no videos on there. Yeah, no. Yeah, let's go on vacation. Yeah, vacation. Instead of doing dating videos, now I'm gonna do hotel reviews.
Starting point is 00:56:37 Hotel reviews and avocado cooking. Yeah. Yeah. Can't tune a cooking. Now that it's ended. Yeah. It's a man. It's all a problem now that it's done I've got women offering me that all the time. You know what I tell them absolutely not keep your money in your pocket I
Starting point is 00:56:55 Loved the fact that they at least offer because it shows me something They worked out they didn't try and they worked out more happy That's right. They worked out. They didn't shut. And they worked out. We're happy. That's right. They worked out. They shut their mouth. They told me they would pay even though they didn't let them. And they don't have many opinions on stuff. We're not together anymore. We're not together. They broke up with me. They dumped me. But things were great at the bar when we were getting drinks. At least, like, they offered for drinks. They actually said, let me pay for my own drinks. No, I'm not going to give you my phone number. They actually said let me pay for my own drinks. No, I'm not going to give you my phone number.
Starting point is 00:57:25 Number three, if that woman never even offers to buy you around the drinks, something's up, something is just not right. So that's going to conclude of the dating traps for today. Getting traps for parts today. That's going to include the drink. Any chance for today? That's going to include, I'm going to go home, starting another round of fighting, make up sex and then another round of fighting. I'll be back tomorrow with more dating trap videos. That was a good one.
Starting point is 00:58:01 You got to love it. No one does it like Frankie beat. Nobody does it better Really, it's true. It's the best. What would we do without Frankie? Yeah, we gave him up for a little bit But he's bagging. He's better than ever. He's angerier than ever I feel like we're I feel like we're all growing up together. We're getting smarter and he's getting dumber right? Yeah, well, we've seen him go through his his business. Yep I feel like we're all growing up together. We're getting smarter and he's getting dumber. Right. Well, we've seen him go through his business. Yep.
Starting point is 00:58:28 His long sweet. His long sweet. His hotel reviews. His hotel reviews. His eating plan. He's been single. He's been married. He's been, it's just, it's everything.
Starting point is 00:58:36 He's doing Botoxy things with your face. Yeah. But worse than Botoxy. Yeah, it's barb wire. Yeah, it was barb wire. He's been running the gamut and listen, I swear to God. I think when we get new pictures taken for the website, we should get some of us working out.
Starting point is 00:58:53 Working out. And like, at the golf thing. I'm hunting. And under like a Frankie. If we ever do the blow for Brian Benefit Ball, balls, we're getting Frankie involved. I don't know how, I don't know when, I don't know why, I don't know where, but we're gonna do it.
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Starting point is 01:00:24 We got to handle that. Okay, so, Chrissy, We're making 90s to six a month. That's a six a month. I love you. I love you. Best of you. Best of you. Best of you out there in the podcast universe.
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