The Commercial Break - The Fun, FACT Filled Treasure Of Fenn!

Episode Date: April 6, 2022

Recently Bryan and Krissy did a bit about Fenn's Treasure. They posted a clip to YouTube and the Fenn fans ripped into TCB! Apparetnly people believe TCB should be held to journalistic standards. Brya...n reminds listeners...this show is SATIRE! Then the two discuss the very serious events at the Oscars. Jada, Chris and Comedy end up being the losers of the evening. Finally, public access tv has long been melting pot of community information and kooky personalities. Bryan and Krissy review a few videos from the Internet Archive! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What really happened on that Thursday here at a high school that led to death? The fuck is that? Shit! I'm dying as fucking contrairs fucked up town. Shit flying in my mouth, the fuck I can't see, pilot, and just get the fuck out of this country motherfucker. I can't even see me. Okay, see, Paula, let's get the fuck out of this country motherfucker. Okay, see you later. On this episode of the commercial break.
Starting point is 00:00:38 Come on guys, you've been listening long enough, you know this show. Chrissy and I did a bit about Fenn's treasure. I watched exactly one, I have heard. There's a documentary out there, I guess. I don't know if we've watched the same one, but yeah, there's a couple of them. I saw it, but I didn't watch it. I saw it in the first half.
Starting point is 00:00:53 The one I saw, I think was either from the New Yorker or the New York Times. One of the two. See, I don't even know that much information. I don't even know where I saw the documentary. But Will Smith and Jada have put them just like you and I have. We have put ourselves in the public eye.
Starting point is 00:01:07 There are millions and millions and millions of people who watch the commercial break. We're oftentimes get poked fun at by TMZ and the Hollywood reporter and good morning America. We know what it's like. Well, we're here. We feel the pressure. We feel the pressure. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:22 Oh, well, there are many more active nudists, skinny than there are members. There are a couple of organizations. I'm sick. I'm Uh, no, I couldn't help but notice just skinny dipping. Would you like the joke? ART! The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yes sir, another episode of the commercial break. How's everyone doing? This is my dear friend, Kristen Holey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,... In no way... I know what you're gonna say. Wayshape or four. Our Kristen Houdley and I. Journalists.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Nope. Preveyor of actual facts. People you should be getting details, information, or advice from about your life, your medical condition, where to find friends treasure, the weather, anything. We are two fucking buffoons on a comedy podcast. It's as if you went to the bar with your best friend, and he said that your best friend, the best friend that, you know, doesn't really have all his information together, usually
Starting point is 00:03:01 likes to lie about things. Heard bits and pieces. Heard bits and pieces. There's bits and pieces. Yeah. He bangs one chick for five minutes and he tells you he banged four for an hour and a half. You know, he just in belichest place. Belling for the place is a walking stick.
Starting point is 00:03:14 He thinks that a place is a walking stick. That's right. You should never take anything that we say on this show with any degree of seriousness because we are two best friends Talking about what we want to talk about with our own set of information. That is usually wrong Why would it be right? Why would you take why would you take our shit seriously? We have our official first controversy on this program. And I do have to say we waited right into a pile of shit
Starting point is 00:03:49 on this one. I guess so. Who knew that that fan's finished treasure was. It would end up being the thing that clustered you. After everything you talked about. Well, listen, we started some shit about Motley Crew, about Kid Rock, about Monaje Toys. I mean, listen, we've had our fair share of distance.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Most of the feedback that we see, that's not you just yelling at your own stereo in the car, is pretty positive. But there are people that do not like us, and that comes with the territory. And we'll talk about that in a minute. But listen, I totally understand that we're not everybody's cup of tea. But if you are looking at our videos as something that is like a piece of journalistic,
Starting point is 00:04:29 you know, I don't know, like a journalistic output, then you yourself are fucking delusion. Yeah, I mean, I used to work for Comcast, which carried CNN. Well, I didn't know longer. I didn't know longer work there or never did I ever work at the enough. No. So, Chrissy and I did a bit, basically.
Starting point is 00:04:52 These are all bits that satire it is. That's it. That's just satire. It's a certainty. It basically meant to make us laugh. Oh, slap. That's right. And if that means we're going to lie about it, we're going to lie about it. Come on, guys. You've been listening long enough, you know this show. Chrissy and I did a bit about Fenn's treasure.
Starting point is 00:05:08 I watched exactly one, I have heard of it. There's a documentary out there, I guess. I don't know if we've watched the same one, but yeah, there's a couple of them. I saw it, but I didn't watch it. I saw it in the sound. The one I saw, I think was either from the New Yorker or the New York Times.
Starting point is 00:05:20 One of the two. See, I don't even know that much information. I don't even know where I saw the documentary. And it really wasn't a documentary. More of it was just a kind of a free form. Yeah, like a free form conversation. This guy was having about Fence Treasure. I knew about it before we talked about it
Starting point is 00:05:35 before I saw the video. Right. 30 minutes before we got on air, I watched this 15 minute documentary and I took that information and I turned it into a funny bit that Chrissy and I did about us getting lost in the woods about the TCB lost treasure. Yes. I cut that clip up, I put it on on YouTube and holy shit. Oh yeah. With the minutes people were, I mean, attack firm.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Attack firm. I love you. I love you, and I wish you. Ooh. This, people just started, I mean, listen, not everybody was, no one was personally insulting us. I do have to say that. And they were saying that we had all of our facts wrong. Of course we did. We're a fucking comedy podcast.
Starting point is 00:06:20 It's the commercial break. They're trying to enlighten us, I guess. I'm on the facts. I dare you to go through all 170 odd summer episodes of this program and find two facts that are correct. I dare you. I dare you. People got upset because we were not dictating
Starting point is 00:06:36 what they felt like were the facts. And what I quickly learned about the searchers, as they call themselves, or refer to others as, is number one They are a group of passionate human beings. They really love this. They love fen and they love fenn's treasure And they are very into it. I can appreciate that. I love that. I think that's awesome I have my treasure hunt is always fun and it's a community of people and they and they obviously have some love and respect for each other And there's other people they don't have love and respect for. But number two, forest is a, is I would like a deity.
Starting point is 00:07:08 He is very respected in this community. Number three is it is not a foregone conclusion that Jack slash bill. Why people call him bill? I have no idea. That's another fact I got wrong. Yeah. They have their facts wrong. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:07:21 For Jack slash bill, it's not a foregone conclusion to them that he found the treasure. They actually found it. I will now correct a couple of the things that I said wrong on the last video. We're going to call this Fence Treasure update on facts. Okay. Facts. Okay. Ready? Here we go. Jack did not the name. Jack Bill. Jack Bill is His name did not come out in the lawsuit. He went to a magazine, I think, called the outsider. I'm not sure I have that right. Outside magazine. Yeah, I've read that. Yeah. And he gave his name willingly because he knew, or he felt pressure that it was coming from the lawsuit. So he decided to talk himself. Okay. He, it, so some people who have, I've had conversations with, there was never a picture of, there was never any confirmation by forest that this was the man, that Jack Slashbil was the man
Starting point is 00:08:13 who found it. He never confirmed it. Never confirmed that name. Of course, he was some people. He did confirm that it was found. That he, he himself was, I think so. I can't, I can't. I believe so.
Starting point is 00:08:23 This is why I don't want to wave too far into this. I just want to correct my, because even some people who have contacted me have different ideas of what actually happen. So it's like, I guess it just depends on what your perspective of this whole situation is. But here are a couple facts that I do believe. I honestly forgot about it.
Starting point is 00:08:41 I put the clips. I had guys, the second I turn off this camera, I have forgotten anything that we talked about, I find my own show funny, not because I like to find myself funny, but because I don't even remember what we talked about. Sometimes I'm like, well, that's really funny, Brian. No, me too. I mean, too.
Starting point is 00:08:59 I was cleaning the other day on a Saturday. I was listening to you and I was like, oh, you're so funny. I forgot. Jack oh, you're so funny. African. Jack Bill, whoever. Okay, fact number two that I'd like to correct. This is from Wikipedia, many sources here, not Ryan. This is it, Forest was not a nobody who just came in
Starting point is 00:09:17 as a hobbyist finding some artifacts. He was in fact, owned a art studio, who is wife, where they dealt with this kind of stuff. He was not a poor man by some estimates that. Or a grave robber. Or a grave robber. He was never convicted of anything, never convicted of anything. He was, he did have his house raided by the FBI in a large investigation, but he was
Starting point is 00:09:40 never convicted or charged with anything to my understanding. He was cleared. In his wife, they had an art studio where they made apparently a lot of money, up to by some estimates by $6 million gross dollars a year. So they did have some money. Little big horn is not a person. It's not a place. It is a person.
Starting point is 00:10:02 I said little bird horn to walk. Or walking sticks. It's true Okay, I got that wrong now the rest sounds like it could be good person. It sounds like a nice guy Sounds like a nice guy a little bit more. I'm sure if there's, I'm sure if a little bit court existed, you would have had a walk-exit. That's a good thing. Absolutely. I'm sure everyone in that area has a walking stick.
Starting point is 00:10:30 I mean, when you're in the Rockies, you have a walk-exit, because that's what you do. The treasure was not worth less than a million dollars by some estimates. By some other estimates, it could be it been worth up to two million dollars. Still not enough to get me off my ass into the Rockies, chasing bears and sniffing bears that right for my dollar yeah okay so there you go there
Starting point is 00:10:52 I have corrected some facts that people were upset about that I said I said them because it's a comedy fucking podcast right the now we have had lots of other people comment about our videos and say that we're 100% wrong your adieu's bag asshole get your facts straight we've had it in reviews before you guys could get your facts straight lots of other people comment about our videos and say that we're 100% wrong. You're a douchebag asshole. Get your facts straight. We've had it in reviews before. You guys could get your facts straight. We don't want to get our facts straight. We are not journalists.
Starting point is 00:11:10 We do not want to be held to any standard at all. We are two friends. I do not have a staff of people to check my facts. I'm not fucking, you know, fucking Rachel Maddow. I don't spit her out, giving my facts from a team of people. Correct. That's not what happens. But the reason why I felt I would address this one specifically is because these searchers
Starting point is 00:11:28 have been really dicked over by this particular situation. And I feel... Why were they dicked over? Well, because somebody else found it. Somebody else found it. Somebody else found it. But they believe that maybe he didn't. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Still out there. Yeah, I don't even want to get into why there's people who have written me and I don't even want to get into why. There's people who have written me, and I don't even want to get into why. I don't even want to go there. I just don't want to go there. All right, so people want to come on air and talk about it, you know, six, six, one, two, three, seven, eight, two, nine, six, we can have a discussion about it. But here's the bottom line.
Starting point is 00:11:55 People also died in this search. And so for that reason and that reason only, we don't usually deal with life and death situations here. It's usually like people that eat chalk. That's what we're talking about on this show. So I felt like I would correct. Or have sex with guys. So now.
Starting point is 00:12:10 So now, we're done with that. Okay, Fence Treasure update. Here's the facts that I know that I said wrong that I now I have corrected. Now let me go into another spiel here because I feel it's important. You have the floor. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Don't I always? Yeah. Because you do. According to my reviews, Brian Tox and Tox. My one thing I shut up and give that girl a chance to speak. We are not comedians, because we don't have the balls to stand up on a stage alone.
Starting point is 00:12:40 No. It's not at all. We hide behind the camera and... And the microphone. Yeah, and editing software. That's not at all. We hide behind the camera and the microphone and yeah and editing software. That's what we had. But if we but we produce what we think is funny. It's our version of comedy. It's improv. We just sit here. We talk. Again, we think it's funny to each other. We think it's funny to each other. And that's all that matters. And there's some other people I guess we're to get funny too. But comedy has always traditionally been kind of one of those spaces where you push the envelope and sometimes that leads to real meaningful change. It allows conversations to happen
Starting point is 00:13:16 in the larger the grand scheme of things. It breaks into the consciousness of the mind because when you're laughing you're open, right? And it's like, so then some like George Carl, I mean, I can go down the list of people, including Chris Rock, who have really used their comedy to have very pointed discussions, more like monologues, where they, about different issues, they kind of break through social, spiritual, economic, whatever, anything you can think of, comedians have the gestures, spiritual, you know, economic, whatever.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Anything you can think of, comedians have the gestures, the jokers, the comedians have been to the forefront of this. I don't claim to be a comedian per se. You could be a gesture. I'm definitely a gesture. I got one of those little hats with a dingley thing. It's like, I call it my snorkel cock hat.
Starting point is 00:13:59 I've got four snorkel cocks with little bells. Yes, the bells. Me, me, me, me. Oh, I've got to get you one of those. But Chrissy, this, our job is to make people laugh. And sometimes that includes getting into conversations that made to some audiences feel hurtful, right? Like, fenced treasure.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Right. Starting all right. That's not correct. Yeah. And I understand why. This is their life. This is their life's passion. And we made fun of it, or we may have fun with it. And to them, it's not very funny.
Starting point is 00:14:33 I get it. To some other people, maybe it was funny. To us, it was fun. But Chris Rock, I'm gonna address this now because this is a week or so now since this has happened. And I just wanted to let some time go by. Chris Rock getting slapped at the Oscars, to me is one of the nails in the coffin
Starting point is 00:14:51 of progressive comedy. Because now it is okay to some people, certainly it's going to be okay to interject violence when you feel a comedian has taken it too far. Comedians are going to shy away from conversations that could possibly be hurtful or interpreted the wrong way. They're already doing this, right? This whole, you know, kind of politically correct thing
Starting point is 00:15:14 that's been happening for almost a decade in our country has hamstrung comedians from really talking about how they feel not all, but some, right? Most mainstream comedians at least, and we really just have these margins that we have before. Right, where you feel like you have to censor yourself. We do it all the time.
Starting point is 00:15:31 There are many times when I look if my printer is working, there are many times when I print out a sheet of paper and I will cross it off right away because I'm like, nope, that's gonna be like, it's just a whiff of something that is not politically correct. I don't even want to get into it. Right. And that is not. I don't even want to get into it. Right.
Starting point is 00:15:45 And that is not because I am not brave enough to get into it. That is because that is not the point of our show. We really made a decision that we don't, we want to give people a break from all the bulls. That's the name. That's the name of commercial break, right? So when Will Smith, for whatever misguided protection he was thinking
Starting point is 00:16:03 he was giving Jada, who seems like a perfectly capable woman herself. Oh yeah. Of defending herself. And while she dealt with it with class and dignity, and sat there, sour faced, sat there, probably hurt, but understood that I will deal with this in my own way. Right.
Starting point is 00:16:21 She could have controlled the narrative 100% on her own. Next day, she could have tweeted the narrative 100% on her own. Next day, she could have tweeted out, not funny to make fun of people with medical conditions, Chris, and she would have had control of the narrative. And who knew if he even had even news? I don't believe he did. I don't believe he would have. I don't believe he did.
Starting point is 00:16:36 I don't believe he would have knowingly made fun of that. I think he thought she'd shaved her head for her own reason. For her own reason, right? And she's had a shaved head for years. But she has alopecia. I didn't know it until after this. I didn, yeah. She's had a shaved head for years. Like it's, but she has a alopecia. I didn't know it until after this. I didn't either. I think a lot of people are like that.
Starting point is 00:16:49 Not everybody watches that red table bullshit or whatever they put together. Right. Not today's not a good show. I've never seen an episode in my life. I just heard clips from it. Mm-hmm. So she handles it with dignity.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Will Smith is laughing along with everybody, along with some people in the room and some people are gaffalthing. They said they don't think it's funny because they probably know about her alopecia and Will Smith stands up violently slaps Chris Rock. Yeah, that wasn't right. Fuck no, fuck no.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Fuck it, he fucked. At the very most, as we were talking about yesterday, he could have yelled out. He could have yelled out. Yeah. But again, it probably would have just been best to sit there and think about it, and then accept your best actor award.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Yeah. And not take away from that story about Venus and Serena, and said now it's all about this. I agree with you. Yeah. It takes away from everything else that happened in the night. It takes away from the entire night.
Starting point is 00:17:43 The Oscars kind of sucked for the last couple of years. Anyway, I don't think, I don't know anybody who watches them from beginning to end. And the other reason why I turned it on is because someone actually sent me the link very quickly after it happened. They sent me a link to them recording their screen where it was uncensored the whole nine yards.
Starting point is 00:17:59 This, any other person would have walked on stage and slapped Chris Rock like that. It was just, I think everybody was stunned. I was stunned, stunned, and takes the race completely out of it. If this is white on white, white on black, who, I mean, that could have been a whole fucking different conversation altogether. Right.
Starting point is 00:18:17 But this is the comedian's job. A comedian's job is to tell jokes that push the envelope. And I understand that Will Smith and Jada have been a target of Chris Rock, but Will Smith and Jada have put them just like you and I have. We have put ourselves in the public eye. There are millions and millions and millions of people who watch the commercial break. We're oftentimes get poked fun at by TMZ and the Hollywood reporter and good morning
Starting point is 00:18:40 America. We know what it's like. Will, we're here. We feel the pressure. We feel the pressure. Yeah. Especially after this whole Fenn's treasure thing. It it's like, Will, we're here. We feel the pressure. We feel the pressure. Yeah. Especially after this whole fence treasure thing, it's just like the Will Smith controversy.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Yeah, I mean, they're both super successful in their own right there. Children are super successful. Everybody around them is, I mean, they definitely. So if your, yeah, if your thing will is to spread the love and be a vessel for love, then you need to walk the walk. I cannot imagine what is going through someone's fucking head that in front of 15 million people on a lives,
Starting point is 00:19:13 on the stage and front of your peers and everybody else, you go take a bitch slap at one of them. I don't think he was a hundred percent sober. I don't think not. I would say not. Listen, I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:19:24 But what I'm trying to, what I, what I, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I have to speculate. I have to speculate. But what I'm trying to understand and I have a hard time wrapping my head around is how exactly, deeply do you have to be hurt in order to get up, stand up, do that in the situation that you're in. If this was in a club, and he said something directly to your life. This is top of eyes and for millions of people. In front of your peers, and you're about to win
Starting point is 00:19:45 the best actor, word everyone knows it's coming. You do too. This is just insane to me. And I fear now that what's going to suffer are the wonderful, funny, sometimes irreverent and sometimes unfunny and mean spirited comics. They are going to now dial it down a notch. Are they afraid that someone in the audience in a small club
Starting point is 00:20:06 in LA or in Chicago here in Atlanta? Are they afraid that people are just going to start getting violent with them when they hear something they don't like? Yeah, I mean, if you think about it, you could defend everybody, everybody, women, men, transgender, black, white, yellow, brown, everything. I mean, you could defend everybody. Anything to listen. And then that's just for what they look like.
Starting point is 00:20:27 Let's prank. Frankie B. The people who fall in love with roller coasters, chalk eaters, extreme cheap skates, kids who are out of control. I mean, we make fun of it all, but we do it from a place, we don't do it from a place of being mean spirited,
Starting point is 00:20:40 though sometimes it may come across that way to the people who are actually the butt of the joke. The reality for us is, it's just funny. There are things that you point out in life that are funny, that's how we deal with life is by laughing. And will Smith must be such a hurt, have such a hurt child syndrome that just one scratch, and he bleeds.
Starting point is 00:21:00 And this misguided principle of protecting your woman against words, if someone said something mean to Astrid, right? I would be livid. Like if they said something mean to her face, especially about a condition that she had that was uncontrollable, right? Even if they didn't know, I would be livid. But I know that as a human being, Astrid can hold her own. Someone physically attacks her, that's a different story all together, right? Then it's game on. But if someone says something to her,
Starting point is 00:21:32 she can hold her own. It is not my place to pretend, it's not my place to be her strength because she is her own strength. And that's the part that makes me so upset about this whole thing, is that I think about my family and my wife. Jada is fine.
Starting point is 00:21:50 And she chose... She's a bad bitch. She's a bad bitch. She's a bad bitch because look how she handled it. She sat there with a sour face. Chris knew the joke didn't hit. He knew that Jada was pissed off at him, right? But will the hurt child had to go defend
Starting point is 00:22:05 in some false sense of love, his woman when his woman is perfectly capable of handling herself. Yeah, they could have definitely reacted to it. She should have controlled the narrative. He ended up being the entire narrative. Now that's all any good, but I can talk about it. Of course.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Yeah. Now. Did we get those facts right? No. up being the entire narrative. Now that's all any good buddy can talk about. Of course. Yeah. Now. Did we get those facts straight? No. Okay. That one of those facts got straight. No one hit anybody. The Oscars weren't even last week.
Starting point is 00:22:37 No. More facts we got straight. Okay. That's a serious part. I just wanted to address it because we've been talking about it. We have. We let our cool our jets for a few days and let this whole play out Will Smith has now according as of this date that we're recording this Will Smith has now apologized so his publicist can now take a nap that has nothing fucking to do with Will Smith
Starting point is 00:22:56 That has to do with his publicist hoping that Will Smith gets into another movie because I can't and the other thing is like Take all this other shit out of it the other thing thing is, is why didn't they immediately escort him out of the building? Well, we were saying that, yeah. It's fucking insane. Yeah, you can't just be violent. No, you can't be violent. I think everybody was stunned,
Starting point is 00:23:14 and maybe I thought at first that it was part of the act, part of the joke until, yeah. And so I think by that point, yeah. Until he started yelling. Then when he started yelling, you're like, why would it be a part of the act to yell, you know get get my wife's name out of your fucking mouth Right, that seems like silly and what a stupid thing to say get my wife's name out of your fucking mouth Yeah mouth or monologue. I think he said he said mouth. Oh, we did he said get your my wife's name out of your mouth
Starting point is 00:23:40 Okay, well Well movie not and I just want to be clear anybody sees us in person. We are not we Searchers Bam Take that His name was bill Was bill I didn't know his name was bill. Okay. One of my favorite things in the world Chrissy name was Bill. Okay, one of my favorite things in the world, Chrissy.
Starting point is 00:24:06 One of my favorite things in the world is public access television. Yeah. Because public access television, it reminds me of my days when I lived back in Chicago. In Chicago? Yeah. Let me tell you a story about public access.
Starting point is 00:24:16 When I was 20 years old, I lived in this townhouse with this girl who was a friend of a friend, right? And really what the townhouse was, was a large space, two floors, really what the townhouse was was a large space two floors with two blow-up mattresses one chest of drawers between it was a flop-top basically is what it was it had a kitchen there was no food ever in the kitchen there was no furniture downstairs we had an old TV that we had we got a cable box and plugged it in it was on the floor for the entire time we live there there There was nothing in there.
Starting point is 00:24:45 I had an air mattress in the corner. I really impressed the ladies with that. Come on back to my foot. How do we get back to your place? Yeah, but we go back to your place. Do you have furniture? Do you have furniture? Hey, before we make a decision about where to go,
Starting point is 00:24:59 do you have a place to sit there? That's wondering. Do you have any soap in your shower? Yeah. Because I mean, I take a shower. Do you have any soap in your shower? Yeah. Because I mean, I take a shower. It's just that's soap part is. That's amazing. Inflation's crazy.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Soap is expensive. All of our money went to drugs. That's just the bottom line, right? And it oftentimes, it didn't even go to rents. I mean, like, I don't even think we fave rent after the time there. Uh, so we ended up getting this weird guy, a boyfriend of a friend of mine, ended up moving into the house, and this guy was strange, but he had a couch. So we liked him very much.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Exactly. But the two bedrooms were upstairs, and there was no third bedroom. So he ended up making the living room. His bedroom. So he had a couch and then he had a little bed in the corner, and then he had this like techno music, you know, techno bullshit that he would set up. He was silent. He was dark. No, this was like dark, like, you know, thrash techno. Like, you know, like weird and he would wear eyeliners. I mean, the guy was, he, not, not about how he looked, he was strange, like his brain worked
Starting point is 00:25:58 a different way, right? And we all knew it. And my friend loved him and, you know, said whatever. And that's why she gave him his own bedroom. Well Well that's why we decided to get in the living room because he was like I can check one of the bedrooms I'll just take the couch up. No no no no have the living room. Yeah have the living room and we'd walk in and out and when he was sleeping you'd have to be quiet. It's like only how to it. That's exactly. Only 20-year-olds live this way. I can't imagine living. I mean I'm sure people do but I can't imagine living this way. Even if I didn't have any money,
Starting point is 00:26:26 I'd find a way to have my own three feet of space, right? And some kind of mattress. I didn't even know what it was. I, you know, multiple sweaters rolled up in a sheet or something. I figure that out. So this guy had this VHS collection that he brought over. Now, a lot of it was porn, right?
Starting point is 00:26:44 And he unabashedly liked porn. But what was really interesting to me is, like, sometimes on Friday nights, we'd get fucked up and get some beer and you know, whatever's in blow and we'd get fucked up. And he'd break out these tapes from Tampa Public Access. Oh, Lord, Florida. Florida, only in Florida.
Starting point is 00:27:02 Public Access Television. From midnight, I don't know what time, I don't know the facts on this, I don't go fucking going crazy. I don't know what time it came on, but at some point in time on the weekends, they would show the strip club bought time on public access.
Starting point is 00:27:20 Oh right, okay. And they would just show girls dancing naked for like hours on the loop. It was awesome on public access. Oh right, okay. And they would just show girls dancing naked for like hours on the loop. It was awesome on fucking public access television. And apparently this was extraordinarily popular. Like people love to be sure. Of course. It's nude ladies on free TV.
Starting point is 00:27:35 It's fun fact. Tampa is like the strip capital of the has more strip clubs than any city in the U.S. You have to be Atlanta, but I think we cracked down on that. Yeah, Tampa is a wild place, right? E-Bor city and the U.S. It used to be Atlanta, but I think we cracked down on that. Yeah, Tampa's a wild place, right? E-Bore city in all the chips. So he brought these tapes in public access. I just, I had always loved public access in Chicago because the craze is funny. Yeah, it's funny.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Yeah, I can't really, you'll get like a board meeting or something, you know, a city on a... A part-man preview network. A part-man preview network. Is that a public access? Well, I think so. I love you. The non-cast public access. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:28:07 You pay $30 and get it run for 30 minutes. Yes. So public access is basically, it is the government's promise or the publicly paid for airwaves promise that everyone can be represented and anyone can have time on the television and network. And so they have all kind of crazy shit. I actually tried to get a public access television show one time here in Atlanta
Starting point is 00:28:28 Yeah, but there was a whole bunch of shit yet to go through and I was I was thinking about an air mattress We were gonna try and get bands that we liked on we're gonna like record it. Yeah Remember when I told you the story about how we were working like in that club one time There was two clubs next to each other one was like a pool hall and we got the patio to put these live bands on And then the big dance club was next door that had the swingers So we were gonna record these and then we were gonna put them up on the public access We thought we just we had it nailed that is a good idea everyone was gonna be famous We were gonna make millions, right, but there was a lot of drama that you had to go to the studio
Starting point is 00:29:06 and sign some shit. I was like, damn, I'm gonna do that. You can just send them a tape. I didn't even have a driver's license or an email address, what was I gonna do? So I just found this to be fascinating. It is. And it's time for the commercial break.
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Starting point is 00:30:50 All of them have some kind of rating and review system, and it really does help us expand the audience. And now, we're going to take a short break to listen to our sponsors. We'll be back after this commercial break. Recently, I stumbled upon the internet archive, which is an archive of all kind of media, books, tapes, VHS, cassettes, videos, anything, the internet, right? Web pages, the internet. And it's a publicly funded project, or I guess people, you know, donate, donate driven. they use are user yeah, yeah, user created The wave of the future web 3 web 4 user internet explorer for that
Starting point is 00:31:35 Do you want to know how to make money in web 3? I'm here to tell you how first and foremost You got a mind space in the podcast directory Number 3 create NFTs I do that not sure. Number three, buy Bitcoin. Number four, join the metaverse. Number five, you're part of Web 3. Ah. Web 3. So I found the internet archive. I found a whole stash of public access to
Starting point is 00:32:05 television. There's also a lot of this is on YouTube too, but yeah. This is a wonderful place to go and just lose a whole day watching things. There's also a lot of like public access. I learned that nudity on public access is actually not all that strange. There's a lot of different communities that allow this kind of thing. I guess it's a community by community. That's what it's up to. So I dug around, I was digging around the internet. As you do. As I do, and I found some public access television,
Starting point is 00:32:31 I think we should take a look at it. I love this idea. Yeah, I love it. All right, so we meant to bring this into two episodes because there's a lot here, right? But let's first. We've got so many. We've got so many shows where we're supposed to do a part.
Starting point is 00:32:43 I know, I promise we're getting to the part two We got to get better about that because people are getting upset. They're like hey Start extreme extreme sheep skates and then we get we get involved in the storyline and then you make it exactly two minutes through the video And what happens? I don't know what happens. We didn't see it either Just know if you didn't if you didn't hear the ending, did we? No, yeah. We just think we're too funny. Let's start with an easy one.
Starting point is 00:33:10 This is a got church. We're easily distracted by shiny new objects. You should, you do our success, right? Even though I think church and state are supposed to be separated, it's not always the case. It says sometimes, or this might be on like a church public access channel, I'm not even sure, right? I don't wanna try and pretend like I know that.
Starting point is 00:33:26 You know what, I'm putting a disclaimer before the show and I'm gonna talk how I talk. Who cares what the facts are? Here is a guy singing at church. This is one of my favorite videos on the internet. You ready for this one? I'm ready. Okay, let's do this one.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Take a listen. Yep, he's there. Okay, this is a guy singing a church. And casual church attire. Yeah, he's a rock star. He's a well-known music guy. Well, this next and final song is gonna be one that has made me pretty famous over the last few years.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Really? Where's the limo? Don't you see the security around here? Okay, for those of you who are listening, this guy is in a pair of extraordinarily dirty jeans, blue jeans that are kind of shoes. Three sizes too big for him and a ill-fitting shirt, polo shirt looks like. Yeah, and also it looks like it's a, these are funeral flowers. Yeah. I'm someone that has a couple of winged back chairs and some candles and maybe that's where the choir goes. Let's call him Chad.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Chad is who you call when people die. When you need a nice song, when someone's died, you call Chad. He's pretty famous. This song has made him famous. That's right. It has took me a lot of places I didn't think I would be at, including the internet, including the commercial break. True. This is the first time on stage New Year's Eve 2002, uh, with one of the best quartets out there today, Bronfrey, and assurance.
Starting point is 00:34:50 New Year's rock and Eve with. Yeah. I was on the Miley Cyrus, be Davidson special. I think he said with one of the most well-known quartets out there, Brian Regan insurance He's singing with an insurance company. What's going on here? Privileged to be able to sing this one with Brian free and I don't know if I'm listening you know you've made it when you're singing with Brian free
Starting point is 00:35:28 The entire time I was in 33p. I kept saying to the boys if we can just get to sing with the Brian free insurance group We're going to pay we're gonna be playing empty churches across America Next up Rio They're not but ever since then we've, we've had competitions of Warimout. I Warimout? I Warimout. I see he's throwing down the gauntlet. He's a surcher.
Starting point is 00:35:55 To make me look good or anything, but that's what happened. That's it. I gotta make myself look good, but. We had competitions and I tore them up. Not to make myself look good, but I have a four inch cock. Just facts. Just facts.
Starting point is 00:36:09 Facts are flaccid, I'm two and a half inches. Those are the facts, man. This guy can't help himself. I know this personality way too much. Yeah, it's like, you know, I guess we can all be like this sometimes. You know, you did that one thing and you find a way to slip it into the conversation.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Right, every time. I did the same thing. Yeah. I used to be on the radio. I just don't finish that sentence. I used to be on the radio. Then that means people laugh, really? Really?
Starting point is 00:36:38 Yeah, but I don't finish the rest of the story, which is on a small single, serious basis. That reach 3,000 people in South Georgia. The legend. The legend. It's just one that also, my friends, in my hometown church, gospel-like Baptist church,
Starting point is 00:36:53 in Salisbury, North Carolina, has a repressant. Oh, wow. Represent. Salisbury. Salisbury. Salisbury in the house. They call it Salisbury's steak and cheese.
Starting point is 00:37:04 I like to sing with Brian Freeze. My name is Chad. I'm Chad, my jeans are too long. I like you've got his fan club out there in the audience. Hey guys, update. Since the year 1995, I think 1996, 1995, 1996, you should buy the appropriate length in your jeans. He's probably like a 30 length, maybe a 20, 29 length.
Starting point is 00:37:34 He's wearing a 39. I mean, I don't know what look that is, but. Their top choice, so therefore we're gonna finish off with this one. It's called Looking for City. Their top choice, oh, the Sal's very people. It's the Salisbury steak people. Salisbury steak people. Here it's called looking for a city. This has been playing on a loop on our local radio station for about five years. WC. Oh, CK. How can I help you? Yeah, you have that song that one with that Chad sings with Brian Freeze. Oh, you're talking about big Chad big cock cheese
Starting point is 00:38:08 You know, it solves berry steaks all on the Christian rock radio station. Let's play it again Hit it It's like Three Carnival music. I don't know. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d! Let's listen to that again. Also a promising start here.
Starting point is 00:38:31 He says hit it in no one class. Apparently it's whatever city he's in. Let's just say it. No, no. He's looking for a, what's he looking for? Whatever? Yeah. Yeah I'm just trying to find my place in the song
Starting point is 00:38:51 This is my most famous song now I'm fucking it up a little I Didn't you Oh my god, I didn't know you were gonna start I don't know you're gonna play the piano man. What's up, dude? That's how we practiced it. Oh, we didn't practice it. Oh, okay Can we practice it now? This is like me. I'm stayed with 33p. Is this our sound check sure dude, whatever you want I don't know where my own place is in my own song. It's my most famous song. This is your most famous song. What's your least favorite song?
Starting point is 00:39:29 Looking for a city built above. Looking for a city. Whoa. If he's tearing up. The other guy. If he's tearing up the other guy, what about the other guy? Yeah, the other guy is bad. I'm imagining I'm running laps around Brian free I just want you to know I've been to four churches this afternoon alone free coffee and donuts every time I walk in the door
Starting point is 00:39:56 I'm sorry, I'm Oh Oh, he's gonna take it up and octave it. Bring it for name, bring it for name, bring it for him. Wow. Go man, rocket. Woo. Bread free got nothing on you. I wanted to go wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:40:43 Look, he takes it up an octave too. He goes from this octave that he can't sing in to the higher octave. He definitely can't sing in. Looking for a city Where we'll never die Oh, where we'll never die Wow, wow, wow, wow This is so bad!
Starting point is 00:41:05 It's really bad. I was saying millions, never saying a bad thing! People cannot have liked this. No, people like it for the wrong reasons. Right. I think he's running laps around Brian free because people are like, we got a comedy egg next Sunday in the rectory. Come on down. His name is Chad. I mean, please say goodbye.
Starting point is 00:41:45 I have looked and looked and looked and tried to find a version of this. That is like, oh, he stands up. He gets through the pillow, the chair. Oh, wow. Get crazy. This is usually the point when the ladies throw the bras up on stage. Is he ever tiny? Yes.
Starting point is 00:42:17 He's got a micristened wing at her name now. Oh, did you see that? He took a drink of water. Yeah, he took a drink of water while he was singing. My question is, what octave is he trying to hit? Like this can't be out of place. It's a miserable one to the ear.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Look, he's waving at the pianist. One more time! One more time! Like Mick pianist. One more time! One more time! Oncore! Like Mick Jagger. One more time! Yeah! And the key to the pianist is like, What?
Starting point is 00:42:57 Yeah! Ooh. Oh my god. Do you have bricks in his pockets? This is painful. It does look like a friction That's all I'm doing see yeah, and it starts back again That's not real crowd noise. No, somebody put that in there. It didn't happen.
Starting point is 00:43:29 There's no way. There's not even anybody in the place. No, I know every chair is empty. Every chair is empty. But whatever, that guy, he's one of my favorites because I know this guy. The first step is to have self confidence. You know this guy at the party, he comes up to you
Starting point is 00:43:44 and he's like, how you doing? My name's Chad. You know this guy at the party. He comes up to you and he's like, Hey, how you doing? My name's Chad. Yeah. Yeah, director of sales. Yeah. Number one sales guy at Brian Green's Sloppie Joe with Sexual Seric in head. I don't know if you've heard of it.
Starting point is 00:43:55 WCOK. WCOCK. That was my idea. It was all my idea. I'm running laps around all the other sexual ceremonies. I don't know if you do that. Check out my jeans. I bought them five sizes today.
Starting point is 00:44:11 They look good. They double as a parachute. I don't know if you knew that. That way you can easily roll them. It's so great. I've won a race on the recess. On the relay? Yeah, the relay.
Starting point is 00:44:28 The handoff stick. Yeah. I was after the race. I was the guy who did the extra lap. I did the championship lap. Yeah, it's for extra credits. That's right. I wrote down the stats of basketball.
Starting point is 00:44:42 I don't know if you can do that. It was pretty much my thing. I don't know if you can do. So it was pretty much my thing. I don't know if you knew that. I can drive with both hands. Then I don't know. Yeah? If you're, I know one does a rear view mirror like I do.
Starting point is 00:44:52 I'd get it right. Exactly right. I know how to put my air in tires. That's what I do. I invented that. I invented putting air in tires. I don't know if you knew that. Nice to meet you, Chad.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Thank you very much. You walk down sidewalks? I do. I invented that. I invented walking on a sidewalk. I don't know if you knew that nice to meet you Chad thank you very much you walk down sidewalks I do I invented that invented walking on a sidewalk I don't know if you knew that they used to call it a side Chad but he's called a Chad walk but it got changed somebody got somebody called it a sidewalk it was on the side I don't know all right ready here we go yeah we go straight from Chad in to so layer so layer a family friendly nudist resort here 1934 I gotta say this particular trend is a little disturbing to me the family friendly nudist Yeah, I mean, I listen my children run around my house naked like every other child in America
Starting point is 00:45:41 I'm all good with nudity, too But should I be sharing that with a bunch of strangers like in this day and age? I don't know. Now nudists are gonna say that it's not sexual. It's the way that God made us. And maybe I can, I understand what you're saying. I got it, but it's just not for me.
Starting point is 00:45:56 It makes me feel a little uncomfortable to be at a nudist resort where my kids were naked and there were other adults naked. Naked exactly. Yeah, it doesn't feel right. But you know what I mean? It's to their own. This place has been around since 1934.
Starting point is 00:46:07 Since 1934. It's still rocking. Well, if you take a look, most of the people have also been around since 1934. So late. So late. So late. Recreation League. Oh, recreation League.
Starting point is 00:46:19 What is that? I'm assuming if they have like an actual league, like a softball league, they're not wearing jerseys. You don't know. It's usually clothing optional. So, you know, some people will wear, how many bones do you think? If you're being on your beach.
Starting point is 00:46:32 If you're being on your beach. It's hanging around your bed. Yeah. I think it's on your back. It's your number. 32. I'm gonna be skins and you be skins. Skins, kids, kids.
Starting point is 00:46:43 Skins, kids, dark skin against light skin. Come on, let's go. Tan against on tan. If you're been to a nudist beach, a new beach, I have. But I've been to one of the ones that Miami look like there. Yeah, they don't give a shit.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Yeah, there are women in Spain, there are women and men who will go perfectly naked. Yeah, thongs. Kids are naked all over the place. That was one of the things that it took a minute to get used to because I almost felt like as a father, I felt like running over there and saying, put on those clothes, put some clothes on this kid.
Starting point is 00:47:13 And those beaches are so crowded in Spain and some of their show crowded. And there's just like, there's just lots of nudity. That's what I'm talking about. It's part of the culture. And actually, you know what, after having been there, now many times, you know, spent many months there, when you go there, you're just kind of like used to
Starting point is 00:47:27 it. It makes it not weird, too, honestly, for people growing up. Yeah. Well, that's true. I didn't think about that. You want to make it weird? Let's listen to this. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:38 Well, oh wait, that guy, this guy. Here it's so there, it's okay to have your penis out. Got a snorkelcock? Show it. And welcome to the Sopperage Community Television and I'm your host, Max Scolac. He's wearing a suit. Today I'm here with Mr. Dick Whitney and Dr. Rana Crozi. Hi, Dick and hi, Rana. Hello.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Thanks for having me. Good to see you. Really comfortable because we're wearing. Let me paint the picture here. Dick and Ronna are probably in their early 70s. Yeah. Is my guess. They're in their early 70s. Dick is a, I think probably like what most Americans look like.
Starting point is 00:48:19 He's a little portly. So balled in head. Yeah. And then the host of the show is in a full suit. He's also probably in his late 60s. He's also a balding and Rhonda is a smaller woman. She's a little bit shorter. I just want to paint a picture.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Both of the all three of these people are much older. They're not, yeah. When you go to the nudist resort, I don't imagine it's like, you know, hot, 22 year olds running around with their 15-inch cops out. Yeah. That's right. Yeah, girl. Yeah. You have to go to a chiropractor party for that. You're all running around with their 15-inch cops out. That's the girls' kissing. That's the idea. Yeah, girl making a...
Starting point is 00:48:46 You have to go to a chiropractor party for that. That's a nice, interesting subject. And it's nudism as a recreational way of life. No, Dick and Rhonda, I'm gonna assume that you're active nudist. Absolutely. That's so interesting. Absolutely, Lauren Brown. You know what, if I whip my tits out, do you dick?
Starting point is 00:49:03 For this closing bitchy. I know. Hey know what, if I whip my tits out, do you think? For this close of itchy. I know. Hey, hey, Dr. Ronda. Yeah, I got tags in my underwear. You might take it as a form of things, Dr. Ronda. And this is a way of life that you've adopted and you enjoy this life, so. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:49:21 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was here, I did. Yeah, you enjoy. I do this against my way and I you're not being forced are you? I'm being blackmailed I have to show my tits. That's so there. And my audience is going to hear about this because this is really interesting. Recently Dick, we had a video submitted to us here on Soppard's video a video of your hot car running around that be Joe there that's right
Starting point is 00:49:50 dick 70 years you are still are in strong proud of you dick proud of that dick dick be proud of that dick we'll take them all and it was a video and it was critical of
Starting point is 00:50:04 you and the political activities that you've been involved with, which is probably fair game for a video. But it also sort of called you out for your nudist lifestyle and it had nothing to do. It also showed your balls, dick. He's trying to tell me. Well, we're in a positive video. Yeah. Isn't it probably no no to videotape but the nudist resource, don't you say?
Starting point is 00:50:27 I'm just guessing. And some guy would like his back with his fish on is probably like this big camcorders. Yes. I'm paying. Nope. Nope. Not a camcorder. It's a walkman.
Starting point is 00:50:40 It's a documentary. It's one of those new CD players. Yeah. No, not a camcorder. It's a, it's a Walkman. It's a documentary. It's one of those new CD players carrying in a wrap. It's one of the Walkmans FM and AM cassette player, dual cassette, you know, two cassettes. Tantua satellite.
Starting point is 00:51:02 It's a satellite dish. We gotta bring it around. It's got a bad signal to house. I'll be on the other side of the lake here with Mike satellite dish pointing in your direction. Do you mind raising your dick a little bit? I get a better signal dick when your dick is that dick. Seven of the sun. Yeah. Hey, where's Doc Ronda? Can you get her standing up to all right? Thanks, Dick? But say no's much better now. And then he goes back home and immediately sends it to the local public And how does he send it? Look what is happening? He puts it in one of those bad ex bubble wrap thing and sends it to them I if anybody is a nudist or owns a nudist resort
Starting point is 00:51:45 or is part of a nudist community, I would love to hear from you. 237, 661, best to yo. 661, 237, 8296, and send us a text message or a voicemail. I would love to talk to you about this because we can do a podcast from the nudist resort. Oh, we can do a show from the nudist resort.
Starting point is 00:52:04 And I bet that would be a barrel of monkeys. Yeah. Can I wear just like a lacy row? Yeah, maybe I'm not go full nude. I'm going to wear a. I'm going to have my I'm going to wear. I don't know. You wear a snorkel.
Starting point is 00:52:15 I'm going to wear my snorkel cock. That's what I'm going to wear. A literal snorkel on my cock. I think to do really with your political activities. And as a viewer, I thought it was probably maybe unfair, so what I'm looking for. But how do you feel about, how did that make you feel? I was actually quite immune.
Starting point is 00:52:36 We're here. I'm Mark Teddy, who did it twice actually five years ago and more recently. Now, this is the second time he's videotape my cock. This guy. Mike Kitty runs around town videotape in my cock. No. This guy's out again.
Starting point is 00:52:54 I find it amusing. I find it amusing. He wants my cock. I'm telling you what I got out there. Your motives when I smell here. He likes the cut of my jib. If you know what I mean. That's bad, but I thought this is an opportunity because I'm really...
Starting point is 00:53:10 This is an opportunity to tell everybody I'll pick my cat. And to recruit new members. Of course. Love the notice lifestyle. I was never hiding it. So in fact, one show... Yeah, he's like, look. No, you were never hiding it. So in fact, we're so... Yeah, and he's like, look. No, you were never hiding it, Dick. Right, I know. And he's like, look, we've got this community. What do you want? Fine, tape us. Whatever, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:32 Exend it to the tape, the local. Yeah, I'm a nudist. I know. Do you think I can give a shit? Yeah. I've done giving to the long time ago when I was my close. Let me count how many fucks I give.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Zero. I'm finding it amazing. Oops, Let me count how many fucks I give zero I'm using oops, I don't have any fucks Was a video clip of Ron and I when we went on half a TV and talked about it with our names being promoted so nothing I'm hiding and quite honestly Thanks because it really gave me the idea of doing the session today Thanks, they really gave me the idea that my cock is pretty big Yeah, I should promote this I said to round I said you know what Donnie we should promote my cock It's pretty big and she said I'm with you and I'm a doctor
Starting point is 00:54:20 grateful you don't seem to you're not ashamed No, no, it should because there's nothing to be yeah actually. I'll tell you more about how I got involved But it's one of the best decisions I made in my life. All right, very good. Well, I'm gonna save money for one Don't need the clothes. Yeah You don't need styles you don't need air conditioning if you're walking around naked yeah, yeah naked. Yeah. Yeah. That's really the thing. You say money on porn. You probably don't need porn if you're at the nudist resort, although it's probably frowned upon to masturbate right there in the middle of the... The beef. Especially the family friendly one. I'm saving money on board. I don't know if you don't mind their doctor, Judith. I mean, my concern is I spend days worrying about an erection at a massage therapy appointment, right? I mean, I do. It's just like one of those things that run through my head.
Starting point is 00:55:21 We talked about that. Yeah. So how do you avoid the inevitable, I mean, or is it inevitable? Or do you just learn to control your cock? Well, I mean, again, once again, if it's normalized, then it's just there all the time. It's normalized to have a, I mean, but still, or,
Starting point is 00:55:39 I mean, I understand organs are not sexual inherently, right? It's, I mean, they're like, Well, I mean, there's different, like, if you're grabbing a cup of coffee in the nude, like, still getting a boner. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, still got a boner.
Starting point is 00:55:54 I got a boner in the Starbucks this morning for no reason I'm kidding. So, but, that's, I'm, I'm, at this like a serious question I'd love to pose to a nudist. Let's say you go down to a place, I mean, hedonism I guess is a bad example because hedonism is specifically about hooking up with a friend.
Starting point is 00:56:09 Well right, there are the places that you can go to actually hook up and be in the nude all the time. Family-friendly nudist resort. The family-friendly, I mean yeah. Yeah, okay, but maybe there's a little kid running around, so they're, you know, you're not going to get this, it's not going to turn you on. But in your everyday life, you meet people that you are attracted to, right?
Starting point is 00:56:27 There are people that you find attractive. So there are going to be people that you find, I mean, I would think if they're in your age range, they're like within 15 years. I'm just, it's just curious. I'm just curious about this question. Well, also, most people, too, aren't as attractive nude as they are.
Starting point is 00:56:42 Oh, that's for fucking sure. I know that for a fact. Come on over to the greenhouse. Take a scenario of my snows. You get close to your presenting yourself. Of course. You don't have any of that. You're just kind of like a peacock.
Starting point is 00:56:57 I'm worried about presenting myself in the wrong way. Oh, maybe you get some jewelry. A wig. jewelry. Oh, what do they call those fake the man's skin or what do they call those things? The fur, the furkin, a murkin, a murkin, a murkin. Is it called a murkin? I think it's called a murkin. We don't know what we're talking about. I don't want any murkin fans calling me I think it's called a market. Just flavor. We don't know what we're talking about. I don't want any market fans calling me up. It's not a market. It's a Murphy.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Whatever. A Murphy. Mine's gonna be a Murphy. Okay, I'm gonna get a Murphy. Yeah, Murphy. But what if the head hair just starts to raise like... Ah! What if they're getting directions? I'm getting raised like a... Aaaaah! What did you mean?
Starting point is 00:57:46 I'm getting the erection. Maybe it could... It could be whatever the slides are. Or it pops out like a... Maybe you could like have a string, like a rubber band. Yeah. It pops out like a squirrel in a bush. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ah! Ah! That is too funny. I wish I had an actual image of that. I wish I feel like I'm getting more.
Starting point is 00:58:31 I know. I just have this image of a little throw, like a little puppet throw, and then it just starts raising up while you're talking to somebody. Oh, hello. Oh, hi. He talking to somebody. Oh, hello. Oh, hi. He says hello too. Oh, that's Murphy. That's Murphy.
Starting point is 00:58:49 My Murphy says hello too. My Murphy says hello. My Murphy says hello. My Murphy says hello. My Murphy says hello. My Murphy says hello. My Murphy says hello. My Murphy says hello.
Starting point is 00:58:57 My Murphy says hello. My Murphy says hello. My Murphy says hello. My Murphy says hello. My Murphy says hello. My Murphy says hello. My Murphy says hello. My Murphy says hello. My Murphy says hello. My Murphy says. This is what we call a magic Murphy.
Starting point is 00:59:05 He does this trick. You want to see? Oh my God. Oh my God. You are heavily involved with the AANR, which is a body for a new district creation. What can you tell me about that and what your role is without? Certainly. The American Association for New Directation,ation, which we call, Anner.
Starting point is 00:59:25 Mm-hmm. What a wonderful thing. That's as bad as Murphy. Anner. And here we, here we, I call it, meeting to what the annual meeting of Anners. Oh my God. The oldest organization that represents nudism,
Starting point is 00:59:48 nude recreation and helps to protect the rights of nudists. And it's bad. That's bad. And we'll talk more at length later. But let's talk more at length. Great. If I was the host, I'd be like, we just talk about it not in length now, so we don't have to do it later.
Starting point is 01:00:09 You don't mind if I get this over with you. I'll think you can take off your clothes. Yeah. I was hoping you guys were going to show up nude. Yeah, those are going to drive public access ratings through the roof. Right to come out as nudist. Dignition, why the A&R? Oh, absolutely.
Starting point is 01:00:24 Goast to go. Goast to goast. Just to goast. Are you to come out as nudist nation wide day in our oh absolutely Soup to tits Head to shaft Oh, well there are many more active nudist skinny dippers than there are members and there are a couple of organizations. I'm getting different. It's getting a bit like in a lake or something and somebody came and ever go, would you like to join? Mark. Or what?
Starting point is 01:00:55 Arm. Like I have a clip. More. We're having a membership driver. Aren't you interested? Uh, I couldn't help but notice just skinny dipping would you like a joke aren't I'm just gonna be to you soon. Press one for the director of art. The fuck is art.
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Starting point is 01:02:09 Ah! Ah! Ah! Anner between Murphy and Fence Treasure. Will Smith and Anner... Ah! Ah! Ah!
Starting point is 01:02:22 Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. Norton, we get there six minutes of video. We can't do it. We can't do it. I'm sorry, we can't do it. We can't provide you facts. We can't finish the show. It's just the way that it is.
Starting point is 01:02:42 It's part of the charm. I'm so confident. It is part of the charm If you'd like to join aren't go to tcbpodcast.com Enter Anert Oh my god Okay, tcbpodcast.com is where you go you find out more about Chrissy and I listen to all the audio You can find out more about the art as well Open in the chat.
Starting point is 01:03:06 I'll give you a link straight to art. Add the commercial break on Instagram, youtube.com slash the commercial break for clips every day of the week. Content you can't find anywhere else like TCB in the studio. And now full episodes released a couple of days after they broadcast on the podcast channels also like to let you know that chrisian i are looking for a couple willing participants victims is probably the better way to join our newtons we're starting our own faction of anner that's gonna be called ARRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I got it. It's so funny. T-C-B games coming up this summer.
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Starting point is 01:04:48 Exactly how we ended every other show. A bunch of fucking morons. Okay, this is what I say. I can't do anymore today, Chrissy. I don't think that you can. But I love you. I love you. Best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, we always say we do say always say I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man you

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