The Commercial Break - The Legend of Willy
Episode Date: April 4, 2024We went in expecting Mountain Monsters, but came out with The Legend of Willy. It's a big day for TCB. Cold plunges & cold showers Roman baths A confusing pair of breasts Fan request! Mountain Mo...nsters, The Moth Man! Huck, Buck, Suck, & Fuck Buck went DOWN What’s the first thing you want to see after you pass out and why is it Huckleberry and Jeff? Podcast misinformation WILLY RETURNS! Jaah! Jaah! The biggest bug zapper ever built The Mountain Monsters Murder Mystery What is this little noise? Mountain monsters + commercial break = no research Be into bridges LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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My rat grew up to be a bad monster.
You did it, Willie.
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You survived!
The legend!
The legend of Willy! He's now a trap builder for the mountain monsters!
It makes total sense!
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Oh, I love this!
He went down into the sewers.
He freed Willy and looked what he became.
He went down into the sewers.
He's like a teenage mutant.
Yeah, he came in contact with nuclear waste and he became a mountain monster.
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Cold plunges.
I've been having friends that have been trying
to get me to do this for years. One particular friend who I know you know. I'll say his name, Rafi friends that have been trying to get me to do this for years.
One particular friend who I know you know.
Yes.
I'll say his name, Rafi.
He's been trying to get me to... He tries to get me to do all the kooky crap, crappy
cranky stuff.
But listen, sometimes it seems to really do things for him.
Yeah.
I just sometimes I do it and it doesn't do things for me or it does do things for me
and I appreciate the trying.
I appreciate the new suggestion.
One thing he's been trying to get me to do
for years and years, cold showers, only cold showers,
ice, cold showers, cold plunges.
People have been talking about this for a while.
They have been talking about this for quite a long time.
Starts with that guy Wim Hof,
which I have seen quite a bit of his material,
read some of his material.
Wim Hof basically is a guy who started doing this
to his own body and now has popularized
popularized.
Popularized.
Popularized.
I hate when my tongue doesn't work sometimes.
This idea of cold plunging or taking an ice bath or meditating in a state of hypothermia,
basically, that's the only way that I can think about
it, the only way I can describe it, is that staving off hypothermia by slowing your body
down, slowing your breathing down, you know, realizing that the pain is good for you, yes.
But if there's Wim Hof ho hum…
I don't know if I could meditate while being freezing cold.
This guy does it.
He literally will.
Cause you can train yourself.
He'll jump in the frozen ocean, swim with a polar bear, go to the top of a mountain,
sit there for hours in the snow, going like this with nothing but a loin cloth on.
The guy is insane.
He's insane.
And I applaud him for recognizing and being aware enough about his
own body to recognize that this is something that's been really positive for him and for
a lot of other people, apparently too. So I'm not poo-pooing the whole idea, but I'm
starting to read more and more articles where actual doctors are like, eh, let's put our
bodies in a super fight or flight mode for minutes, sometimes half hour at a
time every single day and see how that does for us.
And now there's some people who are saying, and of course there's always going to be two
sides to every coin when somebody comes up with something new.
And I don't always believe the doctors, I generally do believe science, but I don't
always believe like, you know, brand new information because goddamn everything's bad for you if
you really look at it. But, but I don't always believe, you know, some of the stuff
that gets out there on social media either. And so, while this seems to have done wonders for
Raphael and other people I know, I tried, I tried, I tried my best. I tried to take cold showers,
but there is just something about it that makes my body go haywire. It does not feel comfortable. It's the opposite of comfortable
to me. I don't like cold weather. I don't like cold rain. I don't like cold water. I
don't tell my like cold water is when I'm drinking it. That's the only time that I like
cold water. I do not want to be, I don't even like lukewarm water. Go into my shower right
now because the last person
took a shower with me. Go into that shower and see just how fucking hot my showers are.
They're hot. I turn them out almost as high as I can turn them because that's just, that's
like my default comfortable position. When I go in the shower every morning and every
night and sometimes in the afternoon, I would like to be in a state of relaxation, not a
state of sheer panic.
Right. No, I know.
Because that cold water drives me freaking crazy.
I know. Well, there's the whole, like the Romans have been doing that for a long time.
The cold bath stuff?
No, it's the Turkish bath. And I discovered this when I went over to Rome.
Oh, yeah.
And they had these whole spa type things dedicated where you go out to these mineral springs
and they would have it where you could do, and it's a whole regimen.
Jared Sifton
Yeah, you do the steam.
You start with steam.
And then you do the cold, like quick cold shower.
And then you lie down on like a marble bench type thing.
And there's some, I think there's some type of that thing where you do hot and then cold.
Hot and then cold.
So you did that in Rome.
So when Astrid and I are in Valencia, Spain, there's a hotel in Valencia, Spain on the
beach renovated, it's called six or seven years ago.
And Astrid and I go after one of our children was born.
We go, he's probably not even one yet, but it's like, I think we're in there
in like February or something like that. So it's a little chilly. It's not like, it's
not summertime. You're not going hanging out on the beach. But mom-in-law, wonderful mom-in-law,
says, I'm taking the kid for the next 48 hours. You guys go do whatever it is you're going to do.
I got it. Give me some milk.
I got it.
Which was a lovely offer.
So Astrid and I, being the first time we've ever spent the night away from any child,
we decide we're going to run down to this hotel.
We're staying on the beach also in a condo on the beach.
We're going to run down to this hotel.
It's about a mile down the beach.
Brand new, renovated,
we go, lovely room, beautiful hotel, lovely views of the Mediterranean coast.
And then they have a spa.
So anytime we can get to a spa for like a massage or something, we're like, hell yeah.
So we go, we go in for massages.
And then this comes with a day pass to this water spa that they have.
And the water spa is very similar to what you're talking about.
Numerous rooms with hot and cold, different water features, right?
There might be a mineral spring thrown in there.
Hot steam, they have one called the snow shower,
which is literally like frozen water being thrown in your face.
They have the hot, hot jacuzzi where you're only supposed to be there for like two or three minutes.
And then you go directly into the cold jacuzzi,
which is like a fuck, it's 47 degrees.
You're only supposed to stay there for one or two minutes.
And then they have this indoor like water spa
with water massage chairs in the pool.
Have you ever seen those?
Like you sit back and the water jets go up
and down your back.
And then they have an indoor outdoor pool.
So the indoor part, the pool's heated, but you can swim indoors and then you can go under that little thing and you can swim outdoors also.
Right. So we're there.
It's not very crowded.
It's not that time of year.
So there's probably I'm going to guess there's like ten people in the spa altogether with Astrid and I.
So eight strangers.
There are a pair of young ladies and two other couples, and then there seems to be like two
disparate older men just are there on the ground, right? For what reason?
We saw an old man in there and ours too.
Well, I know exactly why, because in Spain, no one wears clothing, right? And especially not
if you're at the water spa. People don't wear clothing.
It's just not a thing that they do.
So almost everybody is in some state of undress,
except for Astrid and I who are like,
I'm not gonna make it in the, it seems weird.
I'm not gonna do that.
You Americans, you know what the Americans do.
You could tell the Americans in there
because we basically walk in with like a wet suit, a wetsuit on, like we're fully dressed from top to bottom.
A heated wetsuit.
We're like, yeah, I'll go in the cold plunge, heated wetsuit, please.
So we get, so we go through the regimen.
I go in that cold water up to my knees and I get right the fuck out.
I'm like, I'm going back to the hot one.
Yeah, I can't even do it.
It's just too much for me.
Like my body starts to go crazy.
I'm like, I gotta get out of here.
And I go in to, Esther and I go into the pool
where they have the water spa.
So we're doing the water spa.
And these two girls are topless,
as are the two other young ladies
that are with like two couples, right?
And they're probably in their mid twenties.
And they're topless also.
And one of the guys has no clothes on, right?
So I'm like, okay, all right, cool.
But this-
When in Europe.
When in Europe, look at dicks.
I guess that's how it's gonna go.
Okay, cool.
I've seen a dick, I'm cool with it, whatever.
Just, you know, just please don't put it on me
and I'm fine, right?
Everything's cool.
And so we've been to Spain a lot.
This is, there's nothing new about this.
Like we knew that there were, there are topless people everywhere in Spain.
And I love it.
I think it's great.
I think it's great that everyone feels so comfortable with their bodies and no one's
really staring.
It's just kind of a thing.
It's not a thing, actually.
It's just part of the culture there.
But the two girls who are with each other, they are talking in, not Spanish, they're talking
in some, I think they may be from like Finland or Sweden or, you know, they got that kind
of accent, light skin, blonde hair.
And one of the girls starts this like laying, floating, right?
She's floating.
She's doing this floating thing.
She's just laying there floating and she's got her top off. And I have never in my life seen a boob job quite this way. I don't want to say it was bad or good.
I just want to say that it was not what you would expect a natural breast or even a boob job to do.
It was really weird. It appeared, it appeared as if there were,
I don't know how I explain this,
like, you know those chocolate,
you know the cookie dough rolls that you get
at the grocery store?
I think so.
Like where they have the cookie dough in them
and it's a roll in like plastic.
Yeah, yeah, and you cut it up and then, yeah, okay, okay.
Imagine you had taken the top off one of those things,
just chopped off the top of one of those things
and it was bigger and then you put it on top
of someone's actual boob, right?
It would look just like a little lumpy and weird, right?
This is how the boob looked.
I could not stop for the life of me staring
at this girl's boobs, not just because
it just looked strange to me.
It didn't look natural, not that it's supposed to
and not that I give a shit what your boobs look like.
I really don't care, but I just thought this
to be a rather weird boob job.
It was kind of like weird.
It was, I don't even, it was like a boob on top of a boob
on top of a boob.
It was like a triple layer boob cake.
I don't even know how to explain it.
It was so weird.
It was a different type of material
or whatever that was in there.
So she's floating around in front of me, right?
I'm on the spa chair.
I'm like laying back.
I'm on the spa chair.
Astrid's probably irritated the fuck with me.
Sure.
She's not saying anything,
but I can feel her eyes digging into the side of my head.
And I'm just like watching this girl float back and forth.
And I'm like, wow, that's interesting.
That's a new way to do things, right?
And then I see her friend who's sitting on a spa chair
on the other end of the pool.
I can see her, and it wasn't Astrid's eyes I was feeling,
it was her friend's eyes that I was feeling.
I got so busted, like so busted,
because I kind of looked over quickly,
and she was like this.
But she was also topless, so then she had her arms folded.
Her boobs were like, you know, over her arms.
And so she's looking at me.
Yes.
And so then instead of looking directly in her face, now I look at her boobs because
she's squeezing them together with her arms folded.
And I'm like, I cannot win here. I'm the creepy
old guy. But wait, there's two other single guys here. They're older with loincloths on.
Why aren't you staring? They're staring at her too. Everybody, I'm not guilty. It's not me.
Something's going on with your friend's boobs. I'm just trying to figure it out. Okay.
There's a triple layer boob cake going on there and I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do. I don't
know what to do.
Well.
It was the most embarrassing thing. But here's like the wrap up to that story is that-
Did they jump in the cold pool?
They jumped in the cold pool. They got out, they jumped in the cold pool, I assume, because
Astrid and I got out a couple of minutes after that and they were in that cold. So then the
locker room is like close to the cold pool, right? So we're just, you know, drying off
and doing this all night. And then he goes, those girls must have been in that cold. So then the locker room is like close to the cold pool, right? So we're just, you know, drying off and doing this all night.
Now you're like, those girls must have been in that cold pool.
I'm going to say 10 minutes.
At 10 fucking minutes, those girls were in that cold pool.
They had built up some stamina.
How do you do that?
How do you sit in 47 degree water
for 10 minutes without just dying?
Dying, I don't know.
Right?
You got hypothermia in minutes?
So this Wim Hof, and you could tell that they were also
doing some kind of breathing exercise. And so, this Wim Hof methodology or this methodology passed on
or passed down or whatever it is, has really taken off. But there are clear indicators that you go
into fight or flight mode when your body reacts to that water like that. And that may not necessarily be great for all people,
like, you know, for Brian, who's a, you know.
Just specifically for Brian.
Yeah, who's basically a walking marshmallow.
Brian is.
I like to do a cool.
Spritz?
A cool spritz at the end of the hot shower.
Oh, you do?
You just turn it on cool real quick?
Yeah, I don't go cold.
Yeah.
I go cool.
Just a spritz yourself?
Because I like a hot shower too. And what's the point in that? Is just to like wake yourself up a little bit? You just turn it on cool real quick? Yeah, I don't go cold. Yeah. I go cool. Just to spritz yourself?
Because I like a hot shower too.
And what's the point in that?
Is just to like wake yourself up a little bit?
Yeah, it's kinda, it's supposed to be good for your hair
and your skin and stuff, so.
I'll tell you as far as I've taken it.
I've taken to doing this recently.
I'll get up sometimes and I'll take the kids to school,
but I don't feel like,
sometimes I don't have enough time for a shower before
and there's so much chaos going on.
I like that, I try to help.
I say I like to help, I try to help. I say I like to help.
I try to help.
I usually just add more chaos to the situation.
I think Astrid generally just likes it
when I just leave everybody alone.
Because I'm like, whoa, wash your hair,
brush your teeth, gotta get your clothes,
where are your shoes?
I gotta get out of here.
There's five more minutes left.
And Astrid's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
It's fucking kindergarten.
No one's gonna die, okay?
All right, let's just settle down here.
I'm running around. Okay. All right. Let's just settle down here.
After spending 48 minutes, yeah, blues barking because she knows people are getting geared up to leave the house. And, you know, I've spent 48 minutes in the bathroom doing my morning press
conference and now I come out like a king and I'm like, okay, everyone brush their teeth,
run on your shoes and get your socks. And the kids are, you know, ah, daddy.
take that, run on your toes and get your socks and the kids are, you know, ah, daddy.
Esther's just like, please, go back to the bathroom. Why don't you go in the car and just wait for the kids? I'll send them your way. But since I don't feel like I have a lot of time to do that, you
know, 30 minute shower that I do in the mornings, I've taken splashing cold water on my face in an
attempt to make me look like a human being when I go out there in the world.
Because I gotta get my Starbucks
and I got these huge baggy Irish eyes
and I just splash cold water on my face.
But even that takes my breath away.
Plus you don't wanna make sure
there's anything on your face that looks like Goat Day.
Oh God, I'll tell you what, man.
Fuck, dude, I can't believe it.
People are still looking at me weird up there.
Still looking at me weird.
It's a whole thing up there now.
I know it.
Either I'm very paranoid, which I know I am, or I'm correct that people Still looking at me weird. It's a whole thing up there now. I know it. Either I'm very
paranoid, which I know I am, or I'm correct that people are looking at me differently now up at
that Starbucks. They're not quite as friendly. They're like, well, he's a cokehead, so let's
just, let's not get too attached to him. He's going to be in rehab any day now.
He's going to be in rehab any day now. Let's not get too close to Brian.
You know what I'm saying?
We're going to get our hearts broken.
He's going to steal our till register money for a blow.
He stole our tip jar for a blow.
That guy, that guy.
Look at him.
You put in a five take out of 20.
I put out a five take out of 20?
Oh man, I saw somebody do that one time.
I saw somebody at a Caribou coffee do that one time.
Oh no, that was bad.
It was terrible.
And I said something to them.
Starbucks is now my place, but I used to go to Caribou coffee.
You did, I remember the Caribou.
Two or three times a day.
God, I was drinking so much fucking caffeine.
I'm surprised I haven't had a heart attack yet.
So, but I knew all the people at the Caribou coffee.
And here's the crazy part.
You wanna hear the crazy part?
There is a lady that works at that Starbucks now that worked at that Caribou Coffee.
Nicole Soule-Nichols Really?
Jared Slauson Yes. And so I've known her for almost as long as I've known you.
Nicole Soule-Nichols She's corroborating everybody's thoughts too.
Jared Slauson She's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nicole Soule-Nichols I've known him for a long time.
Jared Slauson I've seen him in all kinds of states of disarray.
Nicole Soule-Nichols Exactly.
Jared Slauson I think he used to meet his drug dealer at Caribou, which
might be true. I don't know. Hey, maybe at the caribou. I gotta get my coffee on top
of my cocaine. You have any pills to bring me down? So I went to that care, but I'm waiting
in line one day, very busy. Always. I I went in, this is actually when I had a day job and I would go in there when other human beings
were actually there.
And so, I went and there was a guy in front of me, he was a little twitchy, he seemed
a little off, like he was nervous about something.
And so, he orders, whatever, you know, $1.09 standard cup of small coffee.
Lady turns around, he takes a dollar bill, he puts it in, he takes a
20 out of there and puts it in his pocket. And I saw this all go down and I didn't say anything
to him, but then I said to the manager and this lady that were working the counter, I said,
hey guys, did you have a $20 bill in that thing? And they were like, oh yeah, I think so. And I go,
I think that dude just like put a dollar in and took a 20 out. And they were so gracious. They were like, well, he must have needed it. And
I was like, what? You just stole $20 from me. And they're like $19 from me. He's like,
well, he must have needed it. I wish I could be that mature about anything. Really? Where's
my maturity? When does that come from me? When's all this therapy going to start paying
off?
I don't know. It's going to happen.
It's got to happen at some point paying off? I don't know, it's gonna happen. It's gotta happen at some point, right?
I don't know.
You think I might be a lost cause at this point?
I think I might just be getting worse, actually.
I mean, my therapist is doing a great job.
I'm just not sure I'm hearing it.
I don't know, my therapist must be like,
oh, Brian again.
Some months I go like once a month, sometimes twice a month, sometimes once every other
week.
Just depends on my schedule or what else is going on.
But I know she must go, oh, how do I get rid of this client?
Because of course I talk to her about the podcast.
So of course she's listened to the podcast.
I can't go to therapy without talking about the podcast.
It's like a pretty big part of my life now. And so I know she listens to the podcast and each time I go in, I feel like I'm getting
the same look from her that I get from the people at Starbucks.
Like, what a fucking degenerate.
Why am I doing this with him?
He could, she could also be saying, well, he's going to be a steady client for years
to come.
Oh yeah. She could, that's what she could be saying. She's like, well, it's the worst hour of the
week or the month or whatever it is. But as long as he's doing that commercial break, I'm in the
money. It can only get better. He's doing maybe just like the commercial break, he'll start doing
four times a week here too. He should. I should probably go back to one episode a week and do four therapy appointments a week.
All right.
We've got a fan request video to do today, Chrissy, and I'm excited about this.
And somebody, Caden, our friend Caden, texts in all the time.
Him and his girlfriend love the show.
They like to watch it with their friends.
They love Mountain Monsters.
They're having a good old time with it.
And so I thought I'd do Caden a favor
and take on a fan request.
I don't think we've done many of these actually.
No, we have not.
No, maybe once before, and I think it also-
But we welcome them.
Was this same type of video.
So we'll get to that.
That's true, it was another-
Yeah, another thing.
Okay, I almost said it.
I'm gonna pull you through the break.
You gotta figure out what it is
by listening to the sponsors, and then when we come back, we'll tell you what we're gonna do. another thing. I'm going to pull you through the break. You've got to figure out what it is by
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Fancy radio term for this podcast, which is not radio. But anyway, all right, we'll be back.
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And we're back now.
Now, finally, I'm going to announce to you something that probably has no suspense whatsoever.
We're going to do a Mound Monsters episode.
The Mothman has been requested by the Kaiden Man himself.
Mothman.
The Mothman.
He says he got to do this episode, Brian.
It's one of our favorites.
I love it.
And I said, you know what?
Why not give the kids what they want? Plus, it's good content for, Brian. It's one of our favorites. I love it. And I said, you know what? Why not give the kids what they want?
Plus it's good content for the show.
It's a content idea.
I was missing Mountain Monsters actually.
I was too.
I think it's been months since we've done
a Mountain Monsters and you know,
we did a Frankie B on our 500th
because of course Frankie B.
But then Mountain Monsters also does play
some kind of, you know, smaller,
but just as important part, I think, in our show.
In the lore.
In the lore. And that is, gives you something to listen to besides us. That's funny. You know
what I'm saying? So, here is the Mothman episode. They are chasing the Mothman, which I have no
idea what it is. Haven't watched the video yet. First time. I'm a virgin, you're a virgin,
everybody's a virgin here. We're all going to go in hard. We're going to go in raw dogging,
mountain monsters, Mothman. Here we go.
Night one investigation.
Hold up, guys.
Hold up.
We're in Mason County looking for the Mothman.
We're in Mason County, which I just made up.
We're in Mason County, which is where we have been every other episode of Mountain Monsters.
Right here behind the Walmart in Mason County.
The field?
Yeah, the field behind the Walmart in Mason County. The field? The field behind the Walmart in Mason County.
I've seen some.
The mothman in this area goes back many, many years.
These mothman sightings go hand in hand with tragedy.
They go hand in hand with a good Reddit post.
These guys are really bundled up. It must be cold out there.
Mason Callahan. Huck and buck and suck and fuck. They're all
out there doing it. He seems to have mystic powers. He hypnotizes
people. You're ready to shoot them. Oh guys, I'm allergic to hypnotizing. I
got a doctor's note. I can't do this one. It makes me break out in hives and dance like
a chicken. I one time got hypnotized by the guy.
The guy at the local fair, you know,
the Kings and the Knights and stuff,
what's that called?
The Renaissance Fair.
I got hypnotized by the Renaissance Fair guy
and for three days I walked around like a chicken
with my pants off.
The other guy just said to Buck or which one is he?
Chuck, yeah.
That's Buck or Huck.
No, that's Buck.
That's Huck.
Oh, fuck Huck.
Chuck.
I don't know.
We've been doing this for five years and I still don't know the names of these guys.
We need a little chart.
Yeah.
We should have some-
He just said, you're white.
You're really white. You're really white.
You're really white.
Meanwhile, he's got a headlamp shining on his face.
I know.
And the pitch dark.
First of all, second of all, he was really white in the first place.
I'm sorry, but I don't see Buck as the kind of guy that gets to Cabo very often.
I could be wrong.
I could be wrong.
Seems to have mystic powers. He hypnotizes people. You're white as a sheet, Buck. I'm all right. I could be wrong. Seems to have mystic powers. He hypnotizes people. You're right, he's a sheep, Buck.
I'm alright. I'm alright.
I'm alright. I'm alright.
That was Buck.
I haven't gotten to the tan bed this week.
It's something we've never had to deal with before.
Hang on a second. Hang on a second. I...
I got the runs. I'll be right back.
I got the runs. I'll be right back. Hang on one second. That baconator's coming back up on me, boys. I'm gonna have to go into the Walmart and blow that bathroom up.
Destroy it.
We're gonna have to destroy that restroom. Would you do me a favor? Security guards?
Run in there and see if you can clear out that portalette.
Oh, man! Buck just went down.
And I mean, he really went down. Like, let's see, he actually went down. Wow. That was,
that almost doesn't look fake. Wow. That Baconator did come back up on him. Wow.
So you can't see this because you're listening
to the show, but they're all standing around.
The four main characters in Mountain Monsters
are standing around.
And Buck, who I think is generally known
as the leader of the group, he's a very big boy
and he just falls over, but it kind of looks real.
Yeah.
He base planted.
Yeah.
Oh. Buck, Buck, Buck, Buck!
We can't get him up now.
Buck, Buck, are you okay?
Because if I'm not mistaken, you just passed out and at your size, you probably had a heart
attack or a stroke, but let me not dither.
Let me ask you if you're okay.
Like, shouldn't you immediately get emergency aid?
These guys
are standing around saying his name. The guy just went head first into the ground.
Buck, guys, he ain't faking. Come on, Buck. Let's get him over there.
He ain't faking.
All right, let me get a Red Bull.
Like usually. Like usual.
Yeah. Let me get a Red Bull and a couple of honey buns. We'll get them back. We'll get
them back up. And poor guys like Elvis. Just keep plugging him full of fluids
and trying to get him out on stage.
Hang on now, just lay there for a minute.
Hang on.
You okay, Buck?
Breathe easy.
As if he was gonna get up on his own anytime soon.
Like, lay down for a minute.
Breathe easy.
You hit pretty hard.
Aw, he's rubbing him.
Aw, they really do love each other.
They're like little friends.
There's a little group of friends
running off their moth man out there.
That's what me and my friends do when I'm days off.
You passed out.
Get up.
Set him up here.
Oh, hang on, hang on.
Stay right there.
Hang on, hang on.
I got some gas stuck in my rectum.
Hang on, hang on.
Let me adjust my monster cock.
Talk to me, talk to me.
Where's my flashlight?
We got all that stuff.
We'll take care of you.
Where's my flashlight?
What we're gonna do is continue to keep rolling.
Yeah, I'm just gonna keep rolling.
No medical attention really needed.
Wait, where's my flashlight and my Costco membership card?
Get those two things before I get up.
I have no clue what just happened to me.
We walk into the woods and then.
Well, I'm not a doctor,
but I am the third Huckleberry on this show.
And if I had to take a guess,
you were hypnotized by the Mothman.
I'm just kind of dizzy. And the thing I know I open my eyes I'm on the ground looking
up at Huckleberry and Jeff.
They told me that I passed out.
That's exactly what I want to see if I pass out, Huckleberry and Jeff on top of me.
Brian!
Brian!
I just wake up and it passed right back out.
I'm like, ah!
Uncle Barry and Jeff.
Uncle Barry and Jeff.
Well, thank God Uncle Barry and Jeff were there.
Doing nothing for you but rubbing your belly.
I feel better. I'm staying a little bit.
I've seen something strange.
I don't really know what's going on.
I just feel a little weird.
I don't know.
You got my shotgun?
I'll take care of it.
You got my shotgun?
That'll make me feel better.
I know.
I'm feeling dizzy.
Yeah.
You got my gun?
I'm feeling dizzy and hypnotized and all out of sorts.
You got my gun?
Loaded?
Can I point it in multi-directions?
What if he just takes a gun and starts swinging it around?
How's everybody doing?
Yeah.
I'll fall down again.
Ha ha.
You're covered here.
You just worry about yourself.
You just take care of Buck, all right?
Your bandana?
Yeah, thanks, guys.
They gave him some therapy lessons there.
They're like, you take care of you.
You do you, Buck.
He has some Buck time. You need need some self love right there, buddy.
Go draw a bath, get yourself a good magazine
and a nice bottle of rose.
You're gonna be right as rain by tomorrow.
Bachelor finale is on.
Go watch it with Brian.
Oh, that's his beard.
I thought it was a hazmat suit.
He's like a walking hazmat suit.
Like you should have a hazmat suit
if you're around him almost.
["The Last Suits of the Night"]
That's scary.
Well, that sucks.
Guess we have to keep filming.
Let us not-
We gotta get that Mothman.
Let us not delay, the Mothman. Let us not delay.
The Mothman needs our attention.
I hope he's all right.
I do too.
I hope he's all right.
We probably should go to the hospital with him, but we're going to stay here with our
headlamps and run around like little children looking for Mothman.
I just don't know.
I can't explain it.
Now it's the next day, just to keep you abreast of what's going on. At his sighting, it was clearly shaken up by what he saw that night.
Now it's time to go after the Mothman.
Oh, now it's time to go after the Mothman.
That was just a pre-launch party.
That was a little tailgating before the fish concert.
I've seen stranger stuff at a widespread panic show.
I see that every time.
Guys going down on their face
and other guys standing around going, hello?
Hello?
Gracious idea that these electrical currents
attracted them off, man,
just may lead to an idea that may help us
devise a trap.
Wait, who's this guy Trapper who showed up now?
I don't know, it almost looked like,
this may be an earlier episode.
Earlier or later episode, yeah.
Well, because it said Buck,
and then below it said Rookie.
Oh, it said Rookie?
Yeah.
Oh, he does look younger in this episode, too.
Yeah, we don't know because we don't do any research
before we start this show.
But...
We aren't aware of all the comings and goings of everybody because we fail to do any homework
whatsoever.
I'm reading this article the other day about podcasts and like spreading misinformation
on podcasts.
And the girl wrote the article, which was, I think, well done, but a little snarky, was like, because podcasts, all they do is just claim they don't know anything while they spread
misinformation. We really don't know anything. So yeah, but luckily we're only spreading
misinformation about mountain monsters, so I don't think we're harming anybody.
Here we are, Bill. Normally when I design traps, I design them for star...
Willie!
It's my rat!
My rat grew up to be a mountain monster!
You did it, Willie!
You did it!
You survived!
The legend!
The legend of Willie!
He's now a trap builder for the mountain monsters.
It makes total sense.
It makes total sense.
Oh, I love this.
He went down into the sewers.
He freed Willy and looked what he became.
I freed Willy.
He went down into the sewers.
He's like a teenage mutant.
Yeah, he came in contact with nuclear waste and he became a mountain monster.
I'm so glad things turned out for you.
It's me, daddy.
It's me. Daddy, come back. You can sit on my shoulder. You're a little big, but you can sit
on my shoulder again. Just like the old times. I'll put you in a box with some of that shaved
up cardboard. You'll be fine. Things will be great, just like they used to be.
Oh, Ben, the two of us need look
no more.
And being able to hold and contain whatever creatures we're after. This one's totally
different. I've heard about them all, man. I think it just go from...
Like Wild Buildings before he was yelling.
Oh yeah. He was calm back then before the producers started saying, well, you're just
not interesting enough.
How's that? What have I just done y'all? Y'all are all the time like this.
Come here, y'all are moth man.
I'll be down by the creek.
I'm down by the crate! Hey, yip!
Turn in just a matter of seconds.
Any kind of trap that I build, we're gonna drop down over the top and he can teleport
right on the outside of the cage.
Teleport?
What is this?
Star Trek?
He can teleport outside the cage?
Why are you trying to build a cage for a creature that can teleport outside cages?
It doesn't make much sense.
And be free again.
So what I got here is a cage that I can electrify where she can't teleport through electricity.
You know basically how a bug zapper works.
Yeah.
Well this is...
Yeah, I sure do.
Yeah, you needed to crank it up and on.
I sure do.
I've been...
I've got five of those in front of my house on my front porch.
I knock into them every once in a while
Arches bugzap, are you ever saying yeah, yeah, but yeah
Yeah, yeah, what is job job mean?
Giant oh, he said giant giant. I thought he said job job
Wait one second. Let's go back. You might be right you ever saying yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, I think he said yeah
You might be right. You ever sing, right?
Jot, jot, jot.
Jot, jot.
I think he said jot, jot.
It's his own mountain monster language.
But of course, he's talking to a full-sized rat mutant.
Right.
Yeah.
A mutant rodent.
So he does probably have to tailor his language to his audience.
He does.
I got it.
I understand.
This is the idea I came up with two before galvanized electrifying wire.
And I got this high voltage electric box that I brought with me. This will build me enough to I've got this extremely dangerous
High voltage lightning box. We're gonna put right under the high power transmission lines
I know it showed this I know like the electrical lines going through the whole like ten acres
Yeah, we've all seen it driving down down the road, somewhere a little rural,
and then out of nowhere, there's like these huge power lines.
They look like ski slopes.
Yeah, ski slopes, they just go on forever.
The ski things, the ski lifts.
Those are the high wattage power lines
that consist, that make up the grid in the United States,
and they connect and they go for hundreds of miles,
maybe thousands of miles, I don't know,
but they're underneath these things
because they think that's where the moth man is gonna to be attracted to and their bright idea is to put yet
another high voltage electrical thing right under the high... that's so dumb. Yeah! Yeah!
Be able to energize this whole cage. Pull it up hard to the top of the bridge.
Once he gets up underneath of it, motions will set it off.
Cage drops down around through him.
He's home to stay.
He cannot teleport to the outside.
He can't touch the side of the cage.
Can't teleport?
I'm pretty sure if someone could teleport,
electricity is not going to stop them.
But I don't know.
What do I know about teleporting?
Because if he does, it'll be like barbecue.
So get her done, bro.
You just tell me what you need to do.
And the old marine.
Tell me what you need to do.
And I'm going to go get some crank and I'll be right back
I'm gonna go shake up my Mountain Dew meth bottle and I'll be right back
This is a unique cage trap it's actually the biggest bug zapper ever built
There is some tall stuff brother
I've rewired up my bug zapper here at the house a time or two.
Be able to catch these moths and millers and these damn little gnats.
Who's at home rewiring their bug zapper?
Who does that?
I'm pretty sure people on Crystal Meth like to do that kind of thing, don't they?
Don't they like to take apart TVs and put them back together?
You know when you're at home, rewiring your bug zapper.
When you're at home rewiring your bug zapper after a long day at a party with chiropractors,
you know how it goes. Oh, Lord. Okay, let's do this. Let's take a break and then we'll get back to
our good friends here at Mountain Monsters. We'll be back.
Let's take a break and then we'll get back to our good friends here at Mountain Monsters. We'll be back.
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Let's get back to the mountain monsters.
They're currently building the world's largest bug zapper,
which imagine what these guys could do if they put the job job job job job to fly around and aggravate you and bug you.
But I've never in my life built a bug zapper this big.
Why would you?
I mean, for what reason?
Oh, here.
Anybody eating?
Oh, Mal, if we're gonna get eaten, bro. I have a lot of blood. He wants to get him fried up in here. Yeah, what's that? Let's get him fried up in here.
We're planning on having some moth wings
after we get the moth man in here.
Is he drunk?
Yeah, he is something.
First of all, yeah.
Moth wings.
As the seasons go on, he gets drunker,
and that's why he gets louder.
But he is something.
Or maybe that's just the way he is. I don't know. Seems like a nice enough guy. Just does a lot of weird talking. Chop, chop!
Damn, that thing starts easy.
So now they're...
Dang, that thing starts easy.
Dang, that thing starts easy. I don't trust things to start that easy.
Plug it in right there, Bill, and I'll show you how this little machine works right here.
Flip her on, brother.
Power button.
I know the marketing.
Power! You turn it on.
Electro cubes. That's amazing.
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electricity.
How do you know that?
Who has been teleporting through electricity?
He's just guessing.
Yeah, of course.
Right back here, buddy.
Oh lord, oh yeah.
Ah, you see them two resistors right there?
You see those two resistors right there?
You wanna have a great fight tonight?
Stick your dick in it.
Your hair, make your hair stand on end.
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Produce electrical force that will fry his little ass.
He'll think your Fourth of July's come early.
He'll think the Fourth of July's come early.
Do you think the Mothman has a calendar?
I'm just wondering.
Well, Halloween's coming up.
It's my busy time. It's my busy time.
All the kids are gonna make fun of me again.
Mothman costume again.
That's how I was born.
There's a lot of people down here in Mason County that have spoken about the red, big, pan-like, gazing eyes.
Buck had an awfully terrifying feeling once the mothman had looked him straight in the
eyes, and I've got grave concerns.
Wait, when did the mothman look him straight in the eyes?
I don't know.
He just fell over.
I didn't see any mothman.
Well, no, of course they didn't get him. Now he's just tired in the back of the...
They're all riding in the car and Buck's like got his eyes closed in the back with his
head's bobbling all over the place. We've been out on several investigations and
this is the first time we've came across something of this nature that would make one of the team members
sick. You know, after seeing what I've seen up at Crash's Field,
I've seen these two big glowing
eyes.
I got-
That two big glowing eyes look like headlights about a mile away.
First of all, second of all, I've never been on a Mountain Monster set, but I guarantee
this is not the first thing that has made people sick on a Mountain Monster set.
I can only imagine what craft services looks like over there. And Billy. Well, I got extra Doritos,
Taco Locos from Taco Bell, and Mountain Dew just like you requested. I do have to say,
I bought the Taco Locos about a week ago, but they still smell okay.
Locos about a week ago, but they still smell okay. Job, job!
I'm gonna eat them!
Say how's it getting to me?
I passed out and I haven't felt well since.
Oh!
We're getting ready to go on an interview.
This guy was out in the woods.
He's an avid hunter and trapper.
He sighted him on a perch up on top of an old county bridge, then closed for years.
Who's hanging around an old county bridge, then closed for years. Jared Sussman Who's hanging around an old county bridge, closed for years?
I mean, I realize...
Kirsten Well, there's not a lot to do on these cars.
Jared Sussman I realize not everybody lives in Atlanta, Georgia. I get it.
Kirsten There's a lot of people, too.
Jared Sussman I have been friends with, I have been to, I have been out in the backwoods,
I know. I've been to parties in the woods where you pretend like you're in the backwoods for a
couple of days. But I don't know who's at an old bridge looking for mothmen.
We're headed over to see a man named Mark.
How we doing?
Pretty good.
How are you?
Mark's telling us that he was out deer hunting and he sees this figure sitting on the top
of this old bridge.
It gives him a very eerie feeling.
Oh, scientific proof. Back in the woods there scouting for deer, and I seen this big creature on a bridge.
I love how they all have their notebooks out and they're writing.
As if this is an Agatha Christie murder mystery.
I had no idea what it was.
It was a little bigger than me.
It had red glowing eyes, and I just stand there mesmerized by it.
How tall was it?
It had to be at least seven foot tall.
I heard stories of...
Seven foot, eight foot, nine foot.
What makes it better for the television?
We're creatures before.
I told my buddies about it and they mentioned something about a Mothman.
That's entirely possible because...
Well, it's entirely possible because we're doing an episode on Mothman right now and it's in the
script. If my name isn't Trapper. Wasn't there a show called Trapper MD one time? I think so.
Yeah, I think so. Back in the 70s. There's been a lot of sightings of the Mothman in this part of
the country. When people have close-up sightings of him, the eyes is what really gets them.
When people have close up sightings of him, the eyes is what really gets them. I'm very excited this took place.
That's why he's wearing sunglasses.
The guy they're talking to has sunglasses.
And that Trapper guy starts talking to him, like he knows what he's talking about, his
mouth is wide open and he's just like nodding his head and then shaking it also.
He's like, that's not what I said.
I said, I thought I saw a creature.
On a bridge, because that's the Mothman's portfolio.
That's his M.O.
His portfolio?
That's his M.O.
His old county bridges, near deer hunting grounds where no one else can witness.
I do see a pattern coming together here.
Really like to see this bridge.
Mark had the sighting of Mothman on this bridge, but the characteristics of it relate back
to 1967 and the Silver Bridge Collapse.
What's scary is to have a sighting of Mothman today.
Everybody feels that whenever you see the Mothman, there's tragedy that follows.
Like Buck tipping over, like a sleeping cow.
Yeah.
Man, that's a unique bridge.
They don't build them like that anymore, do they?
They don't build them like that anymore, do they?
That's what?
A three, four foot expansion bridge?
That's why it's closed.
Yeah, there's a reason why.
It literally has no road anymore.
It's two pieces of iron swung across a creek, I swear to God,
is no bigger than six feet across. None. They don't make them like that anymore. No, they don't.
Because they could literally just put some dirt in there and make a road.
– That bridge is way too little to hold anything, especially someone my size and the mothman's supposed to be bigger.
There's no way to hold.
Mark, we wanted to see your bridge because mothman...
Yeah, but if you can teleport...
Now, if you could teleport, that's a different story.
You just got to float above it a little bit, Chrissy.
You're not thinking about this correctly in scientific terms.
I've been seeing around bridges so much that actually we're going to incorporate a bridge into our trap.
Yeah, I saw that creature sitting right up on top of that rail on the right.
He was just kind of crouched on top of that rail.
Are you sure it wasn't the DMT talking?
It's just crouched.
He was just crouched.
He was taking a Mothman shit.
Poops the size of logs.
It was amazing.
And it just kind of put the fear of God in.
That's when he jumped up and glided across.
That's when he jumped up and made another dropping and then flew away.
I collected the scat, would you like to see it?
It's the size of the Mothman.
Rumor has it he's got straight intestines.
Food just goes right through him.
Rumor has it, Mothman has the biggest dung of any of the creatures we've chased.
Jeff will know, the researcher. Yeah, for sure. Weren't they one time, like, sticking their hands in some, like, Wolfman scat or something?
He just kind of... Nah. I just kind of disappear. I just got
Everyone's doing the same same little noise. You just got up, you know
Yeah, I don't want to say it on national television, but you know
Let himself loose.
He really let one go.
And it flew off.
And it flew off.
Flames coming from his anus.
His dung literally set on fire coming out of his butt, and you know.
Well that tracks with what we've heard from other Mothman sightings. Mark did have a whole lot of details or facts in this story.
The story was very bad.
That's why we chose to focus on him.
This is why we spent 15 minutes of this episode talking about him is because he didn't really
actually tell the truth.
He didn't do any facts or research or anything really beneficial.
So I felt like we were getting into commercial break territory.
So I just kind of let them go.
This our whole episode is based on this one man sightings, but in hindsight, I do have
to admit even for the mountain monsters
It was sounds a little sketchy
But I think that he was just you know a little surprised you know, whatever he's seen it was dark
What do you think about what his wingspan was from you know from where you saw him? Oh 50 feet at least I don't know
What's in the script five five feet five feet feet. You know, when he opened his wing,
you know, it just kind of came out. I don't know. All right, can we focus less on the
pooping and more about him? I know, you know, he also turned his head and, you know, it
just kind of...
I'm guessing 12, 14 feet wide.
That's pretty big.
Mark's story's not adding up.
Some of the things he was telling us just couldn't be true.
The bridge wasn't the right height.
Whoa!
I can't believe it.
Wow.
I've never seen the Mountain Monsters discount a story like this, but this is probably, I
think you're right, this is an early episode, and they're probably trying to give some credibility
to this.
Poor Mark. I mean, you go on the mountain monsters, you don't expect to be grilled by the mountain
monsters. I don't know, but I just would imagine you're not thinking this is going to be an
interrogation. I say, yeah, it's all the mouth, man. He's 48 feet high and 400 feet of wingspan.
And you know, teleported away with his poop. I just really believe that he'd seen an owl.
Mark, are you?
An owl.
An owl.
From a huge mouth man to an owl.
This guy's like, I've been doing ketamine therapy
after I saw that mouth man.
Now you're telling me it was an owl?
Wow, poor Mark.
I mean, now all his friends are like, yeah, you're
the guy that lied on Mountain Monsters. I mean, if you couldn't get any lower.
I appreciate you bringing us out here to spend the time with us.
No problem.
That had to been one hell of an experience. That's all I have to say.
Yes, sure it was. I was pretty high then. I'm not so much now. I'm actually feeling
not so good. If I could go back and do some more narcotics, I'll probably feel better.
I'm not real enthused with his story because the damned old bridges are
rotten and we're talking about a six, seven hundred pound animals sitting on
top of this bridge and I'm pretty sure that...
Whoa!
Arrrrgh!
They got a CGI rendering. This is no Steven Spielberg work here. No Amblin
Entertainment here. No Amblin Entertainment here.
That's no James Cameron avatar.
Pixar did not make this.
It's a man-like creature with big wings and red glowing eyes, drawn by my son in preschool.
You clapped with it.
The Mothman may have caused the Silver Bridge to collapse.
I'm telling you right now, it ain't going to take much for that bridge to collapse.
It's pretty rinkety, isn't it?
We're going to make sure we don't get anyone out on there.
You're not even going to send me this time?
I wouldn't send you out on there, Buck.
That bridge is so old and so decrepit,
I don't even believe it would hold the weight of the Mothman,
let alone a trap.
We definitely have to find another bridge to set the weight of the Mothman, let alone a trap.
We definitely have to find another bridge to set our trap for the Mothman.
And what, the Mothman's just come into bridges?
That's all he does?
Just hang out on bridges?
That's apparently his portfolio.
His portfolio.
That's his scene, Chrissy.
You know, some people are into emo, punk, hippie bands.
You know what I'm saying.
He's into bridges
and why not? Oh, okay. Oh, that's it. We don't get any more. Oh no, there is a follow-up
video to this. There definitely is a follow-up video to this and I would love to show it,
but not today. We'll get to it. We'll get to it next episode. I promise we'll finish
up the mountain monsters, but we're running out of time
That was a good one. Good job. Yeah, and I will watch part two tomorrow
So that we don't leave anybody in the lurch no one in the hang
We got to find out if they actually see the mothman. Here's a little hint. They don't but you know
Yeah, but at least they called out that guy on his bullshit
You know they weren't afraid to say that guy wasn't truthful now
I'm wondering from a production side because I am up. This is like how my brain works
Was that guy an actor like a paid actor that they just busted on or did that guy?
actually think he saw something and then the poor mountain mountain monsters come in there and just
They basically make him seem like he was. I think he was Buck's friend.
I think so too.
Yeah, because they had the same noise.
Pfft.
Yeah.
Pfft.
You know, he just pfft.
And just pfft.
I don't know.
He just pfft.
I think Buck was like, come on down.
I think they picked him out of the Walmart produce section.
That's what I think.
Hey, you ever seen a Mothman?
For $20? For $20 and a case of Mountain Dew I did.
A case of Paps I did.
Alright, well quick, make up a story.
You guys told me to make up the story.
What the fuck?
I get out, I watch the episode, now friend's thing. I'm lying about Mothman
I've got no respect in this here community. I demand a retraction
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