The Commercial Break - The Most Influencey Influencer! (Best Of | Worst Of TCB)

Episode Date: June 22, 2022

Bryan is still battling illness leaving TCB to scramble for new material! Lucky for us, there are plenty of "canned" episodes to dig through. Another "Best Of | Worst Of" episode of The Commercial break Podcast. On this BO|WO TCB: Love Connection, the 1980's era blind dating game is as absurd as it sounds. Bryan and Krissy review an interesting couple's date. Finally, there is a new reality show contest aimed at finding the best New Instagram Influencer. Bryan and Hoaldey review the first episode....as much of it as they can. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For the first time in maybe 30 years, I experienced a fever dream last night. And for those of you who don't know what a fever dream is, that weird space when you have a really high fever, where you start fading in and out of consciousness, your brain is basically frying, your blood is boiling, and your pituitary gland is releasing DMT, the world's most intense psychedelic, straight into your jugular. It's a lot of fun and it's really cheap if you can get it. And so there I was in the middle of this fever dream, and the guys from Basement Yard and Two Bears

and a Cave podcast were standing shirtless on a baseball field, asking me if I wanted to edit their show, and in return, they would give me Cubs baseball tickets and Gatorade. When I look up into the outfield bleachers, there's Frankie B, with his tuna-on-egg combination, asking me if I was hungry. I politely declined, melted into the pitcher's mound, and found myself on an episode of Seeking Sister Wives on TLC.

You know, when you start having dreams about work, it's probably time to take a break from your work. So maybe, this forced interruption is not necessarily a bad thing. And as you may have guessed by the gravel in the back of my throat, I too now have the dreaded coronavirus, and after two and a half years of tiptoeing around this earth, it finally caught up with me. So Chrissy and I are unable to record in the same studio together, and rather than give you a shitty episode with shitty sound quality, we decided to dig deep into what we call the T.C.B. Archives of Trash and pull out some of the gems.

This is unreleased material, stuff you've never heard before. One of the almost 100 hours of material that Chrissy and I never felt was fit for broadcast. But even a broken clock is wrong most of the day, and there's something redeemable in that 100 hours, and I've been digging around to find it. That's right, this week we're presenting the best of the worst of the commercial break podcast. Okay, first up on this rusted tin can of an episode, late in season 2, Chrissy and I did an episode called WTF Chuck, what the fuck Chuck, where we reviewed an incredibly strange episode

of the love connection. The 1980s dating show, where two people were set up on a blind date, absolutely no camera or crew were there to record it or keep people safe, and then they would come back to a couch and discuss the date with Chuck Wallery. We found a love connection to be so outdated and so funny that we wanted to dig around and find more love connection material. So here's that diamond in the rough. It's Chrissy and I talking about an episode of The Love Connection.

I'll be back later on after the commercial break to introduce the next segment of this, the best of, the worst of, The Commercial Break Podcast. Enjoy! I'd like to take, if it's possible, I'd like to go and revisit an episode of The Look Pouch. Here we go. Welcome to The Look Pouch. Where old-fashioned romance meets modern-day technology, where you hear all the intimate details of a first date. And now, here's the host of Love Connection Chuck. Woo!

Jucks recording is 14th program today. It is the incredibly drunk Chuck Luttery. Oh God, they recorded like 14 to 15 of these days. They did? Yes, they were just like, they do a week of recording and then that would be two months of programming. They do a week of recording, two months of a program. It was, at least that's what I read about

the production schedule. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

This guy was mega famous back in the 80s and 90s, by the way, Chuck Wollary, because of this television program. We're short two and two. Yeah, two and two. You would be like, we'll be back in two and two, referring to two minutes, two seconds for the commercial break. You would be like, we'll be back in two and two, referring to two minutes, two seconds for the commercial break.

Now it's, we'll be back in 12 and 30. So believable. I was watching the center, which is a show on USA. You've watched that show. I've started. Oh, good. So good. On this last season, they, but generally it's, the first three seasons are incredible.

First two seasons are incredible. The first two seasons are incredible. But I was watching the center and online, but they still have the commercial breaks in it. You know, this you want to pay for, it's not going to pay for it. And literally nine and a half minutes of commercials. So I don't want to hear more complaining about our six and a half minutes of commercials. He's got it on me in our first guest. He's originally from Houston, Texas. Says that he's the trusting type. But they're not crossing.

Blame's the evil firm. Says that he's the trusting type, unless he's murdering you. He's the trusting type, unless you cheat on him, and then he'll kill you. First woman who used bad language. And his memory is positive. Fuck me.

Fuck. What if he came out and he was just like fucks up Jack you big dick how'd you scrondestag yeah so told you with his social life please welcome Eric Braverman well what's the story on your memory? What? What's the deco for a chuck? Chuck has been phoning this in for 20 seasons, by the way.

He just phones it in. He's just randomly like, so what's a deal with your dick? What's a deal with your memory? He's like, what? I don't know, I can't remember what I'm talking about. Wrong cue card. Answer the question. We only got eight and a half minutes here, bud. By the way, eight minutes, 12 seconds.

That's how long a segment is on Love Connection. Okay. In case you were a one three. Gosh, I don't remember. Okay. In case you were untree. That's what I was. Gosh, I don't remember. Actually. Yeah. You're the detective one. Let's get him with a zinger.

What do you say? Come on, Averyman, I know you can do this. Let's show a couple zingers in there. I could see him getting a hike up in the mirror with Iqon of his friends, yeah. There's 15 minutes of fame, man. Let's get him with a zinger. Tell him you got a bad memory.

They'll go, hey, what's up with your memory and you say I don't remember This is the comic break we've been looking for go reaverman go I Have had some problems in the past trying to remember my date's name Went out about a year and a half ago. I guess with with the girl that I met We went out. She called me left me a, I guess, with the girl that I met. We went out. She called me, left me a message on my machine, and she said, it's me just confirming the reservations for tonight. So we went out at a great time.

It was actually a very good date. We went out the next night, and I took her places trying to learn her name. To this day, I don't know what her name is. We took her places trying to learn her name. Where did you take her? Hey, do you want to go to this name shop? Yeah, I don't know where you try and learn something. You know in the 80s they had all those,

I must maybe get a fill out a name tag. Yeah, you want to go out of the Social Security office fill out a new card. Do you need a new driver's license? No. I figured we had on the bottom of the bottle. Yeah, that's right. Hey, do me a favor. I know you're driving.

You go 152 miles per hour past this police officer. I want him to pull you over real quick. I can't remember your days. That would be easy. That's an easy one to overcome. And I would be like, you're again, Brian Graying Stating Services, available to anybody for $5. If I didn't remember your name and we were on a date,

this is what I would do. Okay. What's your name? Okay, whatever your name. Can you spell your name again? How do you spell your name again? That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one.

Or, oh yeah, can you spell your full name for the reservation they need your they need your reservation. Tom, Jill, J-I-L-L-L-L. Oh you know some people spell over the Y or an H and a P you know the kids are doing it these days. Jill, the pH is silent. Well my name's my mom's name was Jill and it started with a K. Jill. The pH is silent. Well, my name's, my mom's name was Jill and it started with a cave. The cave was silent, KJ, ILL. I'm sure of it.

Listen to how innocent all of this is back then too. Like, you know, the worst thing that airport Eric here has ever done is forgotten his date's name. Right. You know, this day and age would be like, I stabbed someone in the penis. Yeah, it could be. Cause he wouldn't be for my name. Yeah, it could be much worse.

I took me, my mom, my best friend, and everybody out to dinner, and then I ghosted you. Yeah. Well, I guess it doesn't matter anymore, does it? No, it doesn't. Yeah. What is this about a bad one? No, it doesn't chuck.

What are you trying to say, chuck? He sounds aggressive. I know. Language, you like women who use bad language? What does that mean? I mean bad language like cursing. Oh, what's that? Oh, what's that? Oh, stop dirty to me.

Eric. These girls are getting wet just thinking about a bad word. So bad. So nasty. Fast forward over here to 2021. We're grabbing them by the pussy. Don't worry. Are swearing or just putting them well, I mean, also bad language can be putting them out in the wrong place. No, I like she's got to be grammatically correct. No, I like a girl who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, Oh, hot in my knickers. Who can use bad language? It shows me that she's got her guard down, that she's not being phoneier false with me.

If she's willing to sit there and exchange swear words with me, hey, we're gonna have a good time. What conversation are you exchanging swear words? Hey, go fuck yourself. You're just an asshole. Well, you're a bitch. You cheated on me with that nasty dick of yours.

Yo, your pussy won't get wet. Showed me that we're real. Yeah, I didn't have the hardest time. It's a good date when I can exchange slaps with somebody on the face. You know, I slapped them, they slapped me back. Don't even get the police involved, it's mutual. Yeah. of its mutual uh... wow it's like they just let these people outside for the first time

these people have never heard anything at all remotely non-buretanical well i'm not gonna say it ok let's take a look at the women in the air attitude from remember you can pick the women that you think best for me we go first uh... elena Okay, let's take a look at the women that Eric had to choose from. Remember, you're gonna pick the woman that you think's best for him. Here we go. First, Elena, she has a degree in psychology. This sounds like the perfect girl. I'm not sure. She says that she either has a steady guy, as she goes out with or as many guys as possible,

but she hasn't liked any of the men. Well, that makes no sense whatsoever, Chuck. Good framing there, buddy. She says she either goes out with one person at a time or everybody. Yeah. She either she either goes out with one person at a time or everybody. Yeah. She either likes to have sex with one person or she likes a gang gang. There's no in between for this young lady.

She's like that. Oh, I like as many dicks as possible. That she's been saying lately. And she tells us the best dating advice she heard was this. Use them, use them and lose them. Well, you know, everybody knows that saying and I'm not that cool, but I think it's a good place. It's more fun that way. Use them and lose them. Come on over to the 20, come on over to 2021. The water's warm for you, young lady.

Yeah, you'll fit right in. I might be ghosting time. Yeah, this girl sounds a little crazy. Let's hope Eric doesn't choose the bachelor's at number. Helena. Next, Heather says that she thinks a good place to meet men is a supermarket, especially the cereal aisle in the produce department.

She'd like to meet a man who's into health and fitness and she says that looks are important too and Heather tells us about the men that she's been meeting lately. Say what do you want to punch me in my captain crunch? The serial aisle. What's her name? Yeah, that's.

Some of the guys I go out with, it's weird because you think that the guys would want to be the play of the field. But the ones I've I go out with, it's weird because you think that the guys would want to play the field, but the ones I've met gone out with, they want to settle down. I know one that's saying I want to play the field, you know, so it's been kind of a hard combination. All right, finally Megan, she came here for love. Yes, huh? That's Laura.

Yeah, they're looking for the true love their winners. Love's the theater. She likes to listen more than talking on first date. She's looking for a man who's educated, intelligent, and sexy and she tells us about a date with a man named Wolfgang. It's Wolfgang, you fucking moron. Come on, Chuck, don't try to get fancy now. Wolfgang. Wolfgang. Wolfgang Wolfgang She went on a day with a man named Wolfgang. It's currently available on DVD Ram I'm Wolfgang I'm here to fix your sprinkler system Wolfgang. Oh thanks Chuck. but pay attention. He's like, hold me here at the commercial rig. He's like, Wolfgang. Oh. Well, we have a Wolfgang.

Yeah, Wolfgang. We'd went back to his house to watch an opera, which he had Don Giovanni. Wolfgang then proceeds to tell me that he is Don Giovanni reincarnated. And he honest to God believed it. I thought it was a joke, and I start laughing. He didn't know why I wasn't taking him seriously.

I mean, I know him in a romantic, but I mean, this was completely ridiculous. LAUGHTER Hello, so the three women and I had a choice from not strung by you the choose. Who are you gonna send them up with? Oh, okay, Chuck. Let's just leave it alone. Yeah, Chuck. Let's just leave it alone. Yeah, Chuck.

And he's actually... He sounded like a Polish polar bear. He sounded like that muffet. The one who's always making food. And I'm the day. One, two... We're gonna take a break. We come back with Miko Romaneric selected here. Everything that happened on their date, we'll do it.

And she won't do it right back at you. Yeah. He waited for the crowd settle down to give his famous two and two. We'll be back. Shhh. And two and two. It's like his stairway to heaven. I love the music. Music is old school, yeah, for sure.

It's going to tell us who he selected. And I remember this. I chose Heather. Well, that's good. I haven't seen you so much. You're always in both sides. You're the other one. Heather.

Can you hear me all right? Come on. Make yourself at home back there and Herrick will start us off. How do I say that? Yeah, I think that was number two. Number two or number three, I can't remember. I left the arrangement set to her, so I got to her place and we... Well, nice of you!

Off to the rousing start, right? I'm so nervous! Hey, you want to go on a date? Yeah, sure, what do you want to do? All right. You figure it out, I'll call you later. I'll be you later. I'll be there at 10.

Oh, Rick. We decided we were going to just kind of drive out and head to a restaurant. Didn't know where we were going. Wow, this sounds horribly exciting. It's the date of the century you're putting together a Rick. We decided we're going to get in the car. Just drive. And just drive.

At this point, Heather was kind of navigating. We were going to go to a Mexican restaurant. of navigating we were gonna go to a Mexican restaurant She decided that we would go to a Mexican restaurant. I actually hate Mexican food But I just I just wanted to get the date started at this point because it was taking a while to get Well, wow, wow Rick what a dick Mexican food drives me crazy People who have IBS. That's probably the people who ate Mexican food.

You can get the soup. Yeah, you get the soup. That's right. You get the soup, or you can just get chicken fajitas or something like that. You don't have to, what type of a, you don't have to go bomb it out.

Yeah, that's, you don't have to go full Taco Bell, double triple Bing Bong Verito, or whatever. Yeah, triple Bing Bong Verito. whatever. That's triple Bing Bong Varito. Taco Bell gets worse and worse. I just saw a commercial for them. It's like the triple Bing Bong breakfast burrito. We'll give you the shits for days. Make a run for the border.

Make a run for the bathroom. Jesus Christ. So you know, I asked if it was okay. And I said, I know you don't eat meat, you know, and make a run for the batter. Jesus Christ. Say another. I asked if it was okay, and I said, I know you don't eat meat, but it was the only thing that was really open and happening. So he's a vegetarian. Mexican restaurants.

Probably not a good place. He's not a good idea. But I wanted to get the thing started. So you went to this place. Well, we got lost. And then we decided we're just going to stop at the first restaurant we come to. And as it turns out, we bumped into the Mexican restaurant by chance and we decided to eat there. We were lost at this point. Heather's never going to be there. As it turns out, we fell right into the window of the Mexican restaurant.

I literally shoved her in the door and told her, I want to get this thing started. I heard it. I made her choose and then choose. Now we. Dude, okay, it's in 2021, it might be a little different, right? But back then, you make the day plans. Don't leave it out to her. Yeah. And Ian. You're making the plan. If you tell her to make the plans, then you better damn well go where she wants to go.

Don't fucking start complaining. Yeah, if you're a vegetarian, that anybody else's problem. Yeah. Yeah, eat the fucking, you know, yeah have a cheese dip with some tortillas. I Had that for meals many days of my life. Get us together. Rick you're a cocksucker I Didn't know where we were and I was driving. I suggested this place before we left my apartment So we got there somehow

left my apartment. So we got there. Somehow. Somehow we got there. OK, so you're at this Mexican restaurant and going through the menu, thank you. The mint going through the drive-through. Taco Bell. We went to this wonderful Mexican restaurant.

I had a bell up on top of it. Delicious burritos. They filled the burritos or some kind of ship. It was incredible. Can you look for some vegetarian thing to eat? We decided during the dinner conversation that we were going to go to a nightclub. We decided during the dinner conversation we hated each other. And we agreed not to see each other until the next day. Club that she had been to before. And she told me that there was a great jazz band there. We're going to head over there and like jazz and that was great so we left the restaurant all right not feel like this is in the right

direction okay Rick seems a little bit more happy as a jazzy do yeah a jazzy jazzy do we do we do we do it it's a freeform jazz exploration we headed to the to the club which was right across the street from the restaurant thank god we found sure well. Well, that's why we found it. Thank God, because she's a woman, she can't drive. It's all a bull. That's a dick. We found it all right. We went to the nightclub. We go up there, and there's no one there.

There's no band playing. There are maybe two people in the restaurant drunk. And so the cocktail waiters come though. My god, please. We got the place. Yeah, Chrissy and I would be like, woo! It's my best bar I've ever been to. The bartenders come to the, yeah.

The bartender, no line. The bartenders are for the night. Care's about the music. Turn on your iPhones. Yeah. Heather said, I thought the band was playing tonight. The cocktail waiters said, well, the band never plays on Sunday. No, no, no, no, because I called and they said said they were playing and so that's why we went because they're they're really good.

You thought they were anyway. Well yeah I called and then we got there and they said there was such a slow night that they didn't come that night but they play it almost every night. So yeah. Well almost didn't include this night. Oh, Oh, settle down dude. You asked the girl to make the plan.

She drives, she's in charge of direction, she's in charge of figuring it out. Now you're being a dick. Food, you're picky about the food, and the places, all of a sudden. By the way, never in the history of ever has anybody been pissed off about a jazz band not showing up, okay?

Led Zeppelin doesn't show for the reunion to where people are angry. You don't show a show for the fish show and you got the Jonas Brothers, I get it. A jazz band, you don't even know the name of a jazz band. Never, a jazz band is an incidental thing that happens to be going on when you show it at a restaurant or a nightclub.

It's not like anybody goes, man, I really miss that jazz band. Dizzy Gillespie did not wake up and show up for your fucking blind date, Rick. Uh. Oh, okay. So. We're just kind of. Yeah, there ain't anything.

So we sat down and at this point, we're going to have to talk again. I decided alcoholism. We're going to have to talk again. Thanks a lot. Yeah, you sound like you're really. No, I know it is at all though. I mean, like it's a struggle for you to do. Everything we talked about basically came back to her modeling career.

You had asked me questions about it. I asked you questions. I also noticed, when we were at the restaurant, I noticed on her questionnaire that she was a receptionist at her modeling agency, right? And she quickly denied that she said, I am not a receptionist. I am the assistant to the agent.

Well, I was started as receptionist and I worked my way to her assistant. Oh, OK. What a guy! He's awful. I'm working my way to her assistant. Oh, okay. What a He's awful. This guy is a Cognacker. I mean come on man. Now you're making fun of where she works. What do you do Rick? Yeah? Never heard it I've never heard about your gainful employment. You just can't remember people's names and won't eat meat for subs Yeah, listen Rick You came on a show to find a date you should be lucky anybody's showing up with you

Obviously, you have a problem getting yes Correct so now you have to go on a television program in front of everybody and you're gonna act like a cock-hoc Yeah, he's off dude. This is horrible, bro You're a real jerk. That is not 1985 anymore. It's behavior was acceptable back then So we we sit down jerk. That is not 1985 anymore. This behavior was acceptable back then. So we sit out, we're defending your character here, what you are. So we're having drinks at the nightclub and a cocktail waitress comes over and she asks us, she says, she asks Heather, are you a model? And Heather just kind of smiled and then the cocktail waitress

asked me, are you a model? And I look hairline. I'm not a model, but Heather is. So she and Heather started talking about her modeling career again, pretty much what I had heard in dinner. Well, you had to throw that in, didn't you, Rick? Yeah. You had to throw that in to let everybody know that the hot, that the waitress thought you were hot. Yeah.

That you could be mistaken as a model too. I think what's going on here is that this girl has better looking legs than you do, Rick. And so you're a little bit upset. Well, that's right. And they talked for a while, I think the cocktail actress is a little more interested in Heather at this point than I was. So, first guy that's ever been pissed off about two hot girls, at your dinner table.

I've've honestly. This guy is all kind of lack of doodle. You're lucky Heather that you got away from this one up skate. Oh, of course you got. Yeah, no, no, no, no. Did he talk to the waitress at all? I did. I, her and I talked more. But it Eric talked to her at the very end when she asked if he was a model. He said, no, I'm a producer. And because he's a talk show producer. He is? Yeah.

And so you didn't say radio. He didn't say radio. What was looking? What? He didn't say radio producer. He just said a producer. Like, that's impressive. Yeah.

But as radio always gets shit on. And by the way, radio producer is, yeah. She's impressive. What is radio always get shit on? And by the way, radio producer is, yeah, she's right. She's right. Radio producer. I was a radio producer one time. Let me tell you something. I was really bad at what I did. And I worked for free.

And I tried to give us the dance. I kept mentioning, hinting that I loved to dance. And Eric kept saying how, Eric kept saying how adventurous he was and how he liked to dance. And he never got up. To dance. Well, I'm sure there was music.

I'm sure there was music. I'm sure there was. We pretended in the end. He's in box, over in the corner. His radio station was on the background. Right. It's a talk show producer. There was nobody else dancing and there was a band playing kind of...

That's the best time to go dancing when no one else is there. You're not embarrassed that you can't dance, Rick. Yeah. And by the way, Rick is the most 1985 name. We've ever heard Rick. You... By the way, Rick is the most 1985 name. We've ever heard Rick. You. We don't. Oh, that was a big thing. There was a deep thing.

A moon river. I'm thrilled. So how did the day end? I took her back to her place. She asked me if I would like to see her portfolio. And I said, sure, she's very attractive. What's up, let's go on. My God.

It's been a real great day, Heather. You got lost. We couldn't find the band. No one wanted to dance. Talk to the waitress all night long. Can I see your news? Do you have any full news? I want to see what you're working with down there. Oh my God.

So typical of a man. So typical. You want to see my portfolio. I remember we had a friend who was a model. It was one of my younger brother's friends and she was a model, like a bona fide model. Going to Paris, walking the catwalks the whole nine yards. Not like, you know, not like a pretend model. Like a lot of people are, right?

But a bona fide catwalk model. And she would do these high-fashion things. So she would always come to our Thanksgiving's and our Christmas's, she was like a sister. Yeah. And her family life was a little rough. And anyway, she brought her portfolio one time. She had been in New York for a like a sister. Yeah. And her family life is a little rough. And anyway, she brought her portfolio one time. She had been in New York for a couple of years.

She came back. She brought her portfolio. Mm-hmm. And everybody gathered around the kitchen to look at her portfolio because half of them were her completely naked in some stage of a dress. And at some point my dad even came like, did, did, did, did, did, did did did did did and he was like it's a beautiful

photo box. I can't share that. Very talented. Your nipples are very talented. How do you get them to be that pokey? Do you mind if I take this one? Show the guys of work. What my pseudo-nodder has been doing? I want to post this on my bathroom wall. I can of course I want to see her portfolio. I went into her place she showed me her portfolio. It was really impressive. She's very pretty. Well thank you. But the reason I showed I wouldn't just stay here looking my book. I thought you know I could

maybe get some work from the radio station and I figure you should I'm sure boss. That's what he said. What's the radius? They said you're a model. What kind of worker are you doing? It's the usual medium. He said it was a show. Yeah, radio seems like an odd place to model a medium. Yes. Sure does.

That's not. Yes. I do have commercial. I do have commercial. You remember saying you said good night, Heather? Yeah. I stuck my hand out, gave my handshake, and he said, he said, how about a hug? And I said, fine, I stuck my hand out to give my handshake and he said he said how about a hug and I said fine great so we hugged and I said drive safe and so we hugged we had sex and he left.

That was it. That was it. Didn't work out unfortunately for either one of you but the audience plays a part in this let's take a look at who they chose for you Eric. Holy cow, Elena 52%. Holy cow, I never seen this. I'm never seen this. This is the blue. The audience sucks.

This is why we're at today. The audience was heading in that direction. You know that's what would happen in 2021. People would be like, I wanna see a train wreck. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God, I love it. Hey podcast fans, it's time for the commercial break

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hard-pressed to convince two people in your social circle to listen to a new band that you found on a mixed CD that your ex-girlfriend gave to you. They're the latest and greatest, they're the newest and best, they're the grungiest of the grunge. Come on, take a listen. No one would give a shit because teenager didn't influence other teenagers, it's not how it worked. The best teenage influencers were drug dealers, at least that's who I listened to.

Fast forward 150 years later, and some teenagers have millions and millions of people following their every move, waiting to hear what they're going to suggest you listen to, or watch, or put on. They're hucking everything from MLMs to dietary supplements to clothing to other influencers, and it's no surprise where fame and money go, reality television goes. I found an online reality television show where teenage influencers are trying to out-influence each other for the title of Top Influencer as the most-influency influencer. I'm not even sure what the reward here is, but it's a bunch of teenagers living in a house trying to be a little more vapid than the next person.

And while I draw a lot of comparisons between what these kids are trying to do and what Chrissy and I do on the show, which is pine for attention in either case. I'd like to think I have a few less rocks in my box than some of the people you're about to hear. For the next segment, here's Chrissy and I, reviewing an online reality program to identify the top new influencer. Enjoy the next segment of this best of, worst of, the commercial break podcast. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Instagram is filled with these fucking videos.

Because Instagram is a cesspool full of people who want to be influencers. And I know some of these people. I know people, there's one person that I know. Where all she does is claim to be the anti-influencer, right? I'm the anti-influencer. The anti-influencer. Yeah, like, she's the anti-influencer, right? I'm the anti-influencer. The anti-influencer.

Yeah, like she's the anti-influencer influencer. She's supposedly making fun of everything influencing. Okay. But what she's really doing is trying to be like them. Trying to be like them. She takes pictures and these poses that all, you know, they're duck lips and all this other stuff and is trying to make fun of them,

but then not really. Right? But then put it, yeah. So she'll have her tits out and her duck lips and all this other stuff, and then she'll, in the, you know, in the caption, she'll say, you know, ha ha. I'm on, you know, I'm on fleet.

You know, or I'm, you know, I got, everybody's on flicks, then I'm the influencer. But the truth is, you're just another fucking wannabe influencer is what you are. But you can blame them because there are real influencers. There are real people who, regardless of what you and I think about this particular profession, they make millions and millions of dollars.

Creating content for Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and others. YouTube. YouTube. And they tend to be young people. Yes. 17, 18, 19, 20. Yeah, it's the rare occurrence that there's like an older person. Yeah.

And listen, there ego is not that different from already, doing a podcast podcast trying to get that, you know, hundreds of thousands or millions of listeners. It's not that different. I get it. You know, I get it that I might be throwing stones in the glass house. But there is this thing that has a reason for all of these content creators. It's a monster. It's a monster. Yeah. Now there's this thing that they're doing. They get together and they get nice, super nice, fucking house in Miami or Los Angeles or New York or wherever it is. And they have content creator houses.

They live together. It's like a bad VH1 reality pro. Really? Where all these? Yeah, this isn't new. No, where all these bonafide influencers or wannabe influencers get together and it's just like 24 hours a day,

they're acting that they're just hamming it up as best that they can to try and get followers. There's even a social media-based reality show about the next big influencer. Okay. You knew this was gonna be. Of course. You knew some shithead somewhere who's probably 90 years old was like,

let's get 12 teenagers in a room, get them half naked, get them drunk, film it all for the camera, throw it out on Instagram, we'll make a billion bucks, and we'll give them $12. You know, right. It's like a loop whirlman of instant reals. Content creator houses, that's the thing.

Oh yeah. So now they've put a reality show together and I have found it. Did I do? And I would like to share some with you. Yes, let's do it. Ready? Here we go.

Let me turn on the old computer. It looks beautiful. Let me press the old. Wherever they are. It's not like Florida. Pointed to native, that's gotta be Miami, right? Summer and Florida. You can, youtube.com slash the commercial break,

if you wanna follow along, we've got, you know, we've got the full reaction shot. So you guys can see us, you can see the video, you can see the whole nine yards, youtube.com slash the commercial break. Here we go, this is, who wants to be the next big, whatever the fuck this name.

What other the fuck the name of this video is? I don't know. But here they are. Here's the obligatory B-roll footage of some beautiful location. Right, with God in the background. Yeah, that's gotta be South Beach, I think, actually. Mm-hmm.

All right, let's go in. And you're watching Austinestivies, Next It Blumps it. No plan is part of the plan. It's the perfect plan. Baba, baba, baba. You're not gonna win this competition. You don't say that about a girl. You guys are all trash.

If there's anyone else who's just... It's you! Why would you do that? What? Okay, so... Well, you got there, you got that. You got an intro. Awesomeness TVs. Awesomeness TVs.

Next, and... Influencer. And you can already tell from the 15 seconds of footage that they showed you that you're going to get a headache. So go ahead and take your ad-vill now. This is Project 305. A group of friends and creators from Miami who have one common goal. Be the next big influencer. Sounds easy enough, right? Well, to be the next internet star, you have to live like one.

And a really expensive mansion with all your friends. But this won't be all fun and games. Over the next 10 episodes, each of them ever stops approved. They have the creative chops of an influencer. And the personality traits to go with it. I think the creative chops of an influence. And the personality traits to go with it. I think the creative chops. The creative chops and the personality traits. What exactly is a personality trait of an influencer?

Complete vappiness? I mean, this is like ridiculous. To be a real influencer, you got to live in a multi-million dollar mansion in Miami. This is what's wrong with society. You do not have to live in a multi-million dollar. To contribute to the world, you do not have to live in a multi-million dollar. I mean, this is ridiculous. It's breaking, earns the coveted MVP spot. And we'll get to deal with awesomeness TV to take the start to the next level. Is that guy the host? He must be an influence.

He must be an influence. Yeah, because they all get, they don't get away all the way. These kids are like 20. I know. 19 and 20. They're younger than that, yeah. If I had Instagram back when I was 19 or 20, I'd probably be dead by now. I mean, I would, I certainly would be the anti-influencer.

Hey, it's Brian. I'm here at the Crystal Meth party. I'm here in my car practice house. I'm over the Crystal Meth watching a guy get a dick suck by three other people. I'm here in my car practice house, Smoke of Christmas, watching a guy get a dick suck by three other people. I'm on fleet. It looks like the creators are arriving at the house now. By the way, this is awfully edited.

Like if it's awesomeness TV, you think it gets some real editors in there. This looks like the guys are showing them nails. It's with their nails. We couldn't tell. We. This looks like the guys are showing them now. It's good with their news. We couldn't tell. We couldn't tell by the van that was driving us. That was rolling up, yeah. Yo, what's up?

My name is Owen. I am the best person in the house. I'm the best looking. I'm the most outgoing. And I am the most fun. I'm a student at UCF. Go Knights. I don't know what they got planned for us,

but whatever it is, it's going to be so. Whatever it is, I'm in. I don't know what I'm in for, but whatever it is, I'm a student at UCF, go Knights. I don't know what they got planned for us, but whatever it is, it's gonna be so. Whatever it is, I'm in. I don't know what I'm in for, but whatever it is, I'm in. All I care about is followers. I'm the best looking, I'm the best guy, I'm the biggest dick. The best hair, nice to size. Guy has no shame this guy.

Hey, I'm Koli. I have four students. Well, it doesn't take a village to havecases. Well, it doesn't take a village to have confidence. Yeah, it doesn't take a village. If you were born with a gift, share it with endorsements. Share it with your sponsors. You know Koli. Oh, Koli.

The first two people they show are two white people. Two white, I mean, I'm assuming they're white people. I don't know that for real. I, you know, they might be ethnic of some short. They look white. They look white. One's blonde, blonde, blonde, a bombshell. And the other kids, like, I hand some young guy, you know.

I guarantee these are the two that are the next big influencers. 18, so you know, the fun starting. I am single, Owen holds. I'm an open person. Oh, there's already a little love story. There's a secret, but that's just how I am. I have no secrets because I post everything. I have no secrets.

It's because I post everything. You want to see my vagina? It's really pretty. I've had labia surgery three times. I get the best vagina on the block. Hey guys, I'm Valeria. I'm a content creator from... You're malaria? What?

Valeria. Valeria. He said I'm malaria. Hello. Hello, Mia. Yes, I'm Nettina. You do not look like Nettina. I'm modeling acting.

Anything that involves cameras. Like, I just love the attention. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Love the attention. I love camera. I love cameras. Nice.

I hope we'll get the next one. I was born in Mexico City and I was raised in Texas, but I moved to Miami two years ago. I make videos on my Instagram career. That's right. But at least her vibe is like a little check, right? It is, yeah. Oh, guys, I'm Julian. Oh, contact Chris.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's DJ. DJ, producer. Radio actor. Check me out. I'm a rumble. I, writer, actor, check me out on my rumble, on my Twitch, on my Slack, I'm 16, I've written like 30 movies, like two of them Tom Hanks is producing.

Well, he's not producing them, but I'm pretty sure he'll see him at some point, check me out. I wrote a movie called Big Tits, it's awesome. It's about Big Tits. Ah! This sounds like every person in Atlanta. It's probably from Atlanta. That's right. What's up? My name is Colin. I'm a writer, producer, and extra rapper. I'm an extra, you know, breaking bad. Don't worry about me. I'm cool, man.

It's me from everyone else's time a twin I'm Giovanni Jara. I'm a DJ slash music producer gonna be the biggest out there What Giovanni is also a music producer? They're twins. Yeah, they probably have like a I don't know Okay, yeah, they're doing twin stuff. Yeah, they're like twin-pointing. Yeah Like that dad and that son. If you heard about this, the dad and the son who are doing porn, that everyone's all excited about. It's a dad and a son and they do like shower scenes together

and all this stuff. They don't actually do like sex, but they do all this other like weird. They're just a two of them? Just the two of them. Yeah, it's hot. It's very popular, apparently. I make contact with my twin brother.

James, do you? Do you? Whoa! My bad, everybody. I'm Jada. I'm 18 years old. I'm from Central Florida. And I am here.

I'm here to win. And I'm here to have a good time. I have a place to become the next big influencer because I'm pretty. I'm pretty. I'm pretty. Oh my god. She's about to say a line from

Sound of music. She's about to say I'm pretty. I'm witty yet. I'm fun. You know. What are we gonna do? This is my daughter's brother watching this shit. I know. So is my son by the way. Oh, winning. I don't know. But then they're gonna go well dad look at you You make a podcast for retirees She doesn't say it I'm 19 years old. I'm still a full-time med student. So why these guys are all connecting and hanging out I'm in my room studying. I'm a content creator for the same reason I want to become a dentist. To bring people confidence

through their smiles. You're inspirational. I'm a content creator. For dentists. For dentists. I'm in the middle of med school. That's a dental school, brother. Yeah, yeah. For dentists. First of all, second of all, I'm going to middle of med school. That's a dental school, brother. First of all, yeah. You're not gonna med school for dentistry. Right. First of all, second of all, I wanna be a dentist for the same reason I'm a content creator.

Make people hurt through pain. While there's my hair. Make people laugh with nitrous. I mean, I don't even know that makes sense, but yeah, I have a whole Instagram account dedicated to shitty inspirational quotes Hi guys, I'm Gabby over gone. I'm 19 years old and I'm a concentrator from Miami Florida I'm an actress. I love to act and I'm also a soccer player. I love sports going on boats skydiving anything another going on a boat is not a sport

Going on a boat is not a sport. Going on a boat is not a sport. And I'm sorry, but not riding around on a boat. Yeah, I'm not riding around on a boat. I'm like the best at riding around on a boat. I like, I'm a total athlete, hopefully. My name is Brian. I'm 19 years old. I'm from Central Georgia, and I'm the best at everything.

I have the prettiest hair. I have the prettiest eyes. My eyebrows are the biggest. I have the smelliest farts. And, yes, I'm riding on a boat. I am a total athlete. I like, I'm the best at taking shits. I'm the best at riding on boats. I'm the best at riding on boats

I'm the best at breathing. I can like raise my arm up and down like this I don't know if you notice that but I'm like the best at that total athlete Nice thing that brings adrenaline into my life. I love this house is so creative Of course it is it's a a million dollar mansion on the water. And in my handling, yeah. Castle, you're lying. This place, work, nah. This princess has found her castle. Where's my crown, boys?

Oh, and bring it to me. Eee. Eee. Eee. Eee. Oh my god. You're not. I already know that we have a bunch of YouTube comments coming from kids. Oh my god.

I already know that we have a bunch of YouTube comments coming from to the age of 18 years old that are going to be like, you just a bunch of odd farts. You don't know anything about anything. I'm about to f***ing my pants. I am so excited that Gabby's very rooming. I was so happy. I was so happy. I was so happy. How was your job? I my roommate. I was so happy, oh my god. That's a good thing. No. How was your job? I was five hours.

I love Jada. She is my queen. I'm so happy, buddy. I'm so happy. Thank you because we are turned up. We're having fun and that is on your ears. I was really nervous that I'd be roomed to Koli, honestly. Okay, so let me ask you a question.

Do you think the editors of this probably got 75,000 hours of footage and they were like, we don't have a show. We just have a bunch of girls screaming and a bunch of guys preening their hair. Yes. I'm sorry, I'm gonna have a show. I don't know what you want me to do with this. Yes. Okay, so Kohli is definitely the... I have roommates who get along very well surprisingly. She always super high energy and I can be high energy. Oh my god.

She's always high energy and I can be high energy but not as obnoxiously as Cole but she's my best friend, BFF forever. I'm seeing him forever. Yeah, I got this snacks for us. We're gonna be up all night. I brought all my energy. We're gonna be a fall night. I brought all my innards. We're gonna be a fall night doing Doritos. We're gonna be snorting Pixie does.

That's gonna be on point. We're gonna, like, so crazy. We're gonna post two reels a second. It's gonna be awesome. It's so stupid. It's stupid. Two drinks, two cases of candy. I got, like, packets of sugar.

And a packet of candy. I got like packets of sugar. Packets of sugar. Go, go, go. No! Is that code for Coke? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, you gotta think these kids are doing drugs, right? I mean, they gotta be at the age where they know a drug somewhere.

Yeah, she's not as innocent to think that packets of sugar is gonna do anything for her. Yeah. And how do these guys, they all know each other. I know. I guess they all communicate. You know what I think happens? Because I saw this one time.

I think they go in like influencer trips together. Some company pays them a ton of money or doesn't pay them a ton of money, but gives them a free trip somewhere. Yeah. And then they all go create content on behalf of that company. Right. Right. Like a hotel or something or a huge company.

We'll be like, you know go to this festival Yeah, go to this festival. Tell us not great here vagina smells after three days. I find it was a very popular part of our episode the other day Are we roommates? No way bro. No way bro. We have a room with this Let's create a real look at our vids Bro, we have a room with beds. Let's create a real, look at our beds. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I'm rooming with my biggest competitor here. I did not see that coming. Who's the competitor, Colin? Why are we? What is it? This isn't a sport, guys. I mean, I don't understand. Well, they are.

They're competing to be the next influencer. Yeah, but I mean, you know, aren't they all winning by just being on this show? Yeah. Don't you think? This is part of it. Yes. What's cool about Project The O5 is a lot of us haven't even known each other for that long, but we're already like best friends, so this is going to be a good trip. What's great about Project The O5 is like, we literally got on a Zoom call yesterday,

and now we're all BFAs. And I have packets of sugar stuck in my bra in case you're wondering. Sugar. And we didn't have a content house until now. Boom. Be cute. The beach ball. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay my god, oh my god, oh my god. I love that. Cute and beautiful. And I saw a swan thing that goes in the pool. If I bought a $60 million property on Staya Island in Miami and then literally a content house popped up next door, I would sue the holy shit out of the people who owned that house. We didn't have a content house until now.

Like that's a, like that is a hardship you went through. Like, what I really like. We've been struggling through. What I really like about 305 is that we've been struggling, literally struggling for the last 16 days, since we got together as Project 305, to find a content house and someone to pay for it. And like, we really went through hard times.

And now they worked hard for it. Yes. And so now we understand the value of like really hard work. Let's make it real about it. Wow. Wow. So cool. The Instagram photo. The Instagram photo.

Instagram photo. Instagram photo. So as leader obviously a project, I feel like we should really have a good time and I think we should get ready for the day. Have an awesome freaking time. Let's enjoy this freaking house. What an inspiration. What an inspiration. Such a good job. So good, Goli. Malaria. Malaria. Malaria. Malaria. I like to just give a little inspirational speech before we get started as the leader of Project 305. The last six and a half days have been a real struggle as we try and find a million

out of pay for our content house, but I just want to say that. I first take it as a grand picture. Let's everybody take pictures. Let's get naked. Let's slide down slides. And let's change the world. One nipple at a time. The competition is me against everyone. I mean, she's very confident in winning, but so am I, so we'll see how that works out.

And if I have to step on some toes, then I'm going to step on some toes. No, you get it. I'm a full-time med student, and I'm going to be a cross-semester. You're not a med student. You're a dental student. There's a difference. It's like being a chiropractor and being like, I'm taking my boards.

You're boards. We're taking a test. Made up my life college. Come on, dude. Get us together. It's next big influencer. I am awesomest TV user. Next big influencer. I am awesomeness TV. Next big influencer.

I am awesomeness TV. Next big influencer. Wow, this is horribly heavy. I'm on a roommate. I'm talking to you all hard. Oh, yeah. My heart tickles hard. It's gonna go hard, man.

It's gonna go hard. Like my dick in the morning when I got a pee. Let's do Reels about morning boners. Raise your flags up. Oh my god, this is ridiculous. Yeah, it really is. We'll wait guys. Look at the text. Did you get a text too? Yeah. Welcome to the ATV influencer house. This bell needs something big. It's about to happen. So, it's lunch or house, it's belly and something big. It's about to happen every one. Let's read together. You're really stupid when you were 17.

I mean, these people are 20. Were you the stupid when you were 20? I mean, I didn't have the phone. No, that's true. But were you this vapid? No. Did you scream in the L every time? I was very, you know.

Yeah. I don't even remember hanging out with anybody who was like this. I mean, I know there were girls like this in my high school But I don't I didn't hang out with it. Oh my god Yeah, no, we tried to be too The era of Pearl Jam that's true with the era of Pearl Jam and nothing you lose cool like Pearl Jam posters hanging in your studio $10,000 or a pearl jam. I could have put my son through this year of school. I'm gonna meet your host.

What? What? What? I feel like parents say something. When I got the text message, I was super confused. I've nervous. Honestly, I feel like it's gonna be like Brent Rivera, like, Nikki and Gabby or something like that.

Either Brent Rivera or Ben Asler probably. Those are like my top two gifts. Oh, you're not, bro! I won't keep saying it, my V-Brent! Everyone keeps saying it, my V-Brent! And I was like, no way, dude. You can't get Brian up in here, huh? And everybody, Brent's got like 14 million,

and then like, you know, Dottie's got seven. It's strawberry. I know, they, Doddy's got seven. This is strawberry. I know, sorry. Yeah, for some reason. I think they spit all the money renting the house. They have nothing left. It was like a big fake phone with a screen in the middle of the room. You gotta go to youtube.com slash the commercial break and look at this.

Ah! Surprise! Oh! That's right. Oh! I'm going to read it. Bet you didn't expect to see me here what yo Alex daddy Alex You guys are about to go through it daddy Alex. He's seven years old daddy Alex

What daddy Alex He's six months older than us Alex, he's six months older than us. He's like the grandfather of TikTok influencers. He is literally an old man, 20 and a half years old. Ah, I love him so much. He's like way too old to fuck, but if I could, I would. If he didn't have like a shriveled up old dick, I would. Of course, I thought that way at 20 years old too.

It's like, I remember a guy, used to sit at my Italian restaurant bar. I think I've told you about him. And he was like 39 years old, 40 years old. And he'd have these, you know, 20 year old girls that would come and meet him, you know, drink with him. And he was just like, he alluded cool. Every bit, he was like a buff guy, you know, redhead. I didn't forget the mustache, the redhead. He was just like, and I always thought, man, when I get 72 years old, I didn't forget the mustache the red head. He was just like I always thought man when I get 72 years

I'm right in my dick and Strip on the head and I know and now I'm there I'm like I'm past there Wow these these are babies to me babies Crash Force and creativity and collaboration to see if you have to see if you have a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big you will each get a ranking based on your performance, skill, and creativity. Whoever has the top rank at the end of the competition wins a deal with Austin as TV. Alongside some of the biggest creators on the show.

What the hell is often, Austin as TV to begin with. I don't know, it's like a network of, you know, it's like advertised cast only. Come the grand. Only with a lot more money. Three. Grandmother Christie.

I know. Oh my Christie. I know. Oh my God, it's Craig Craig Craig Craig Craig Craig Craig Craig Craig Craig Grandfather Brian, the podcaster. He literally has 20 people that listen every Monday Wednesday and Friday. Oh my God. Merrill Twins and Brett Rivera, which will be launching your career to the next level. Wow. Oh, no.

I need this. I need this. Oh, TV. We all know I'm gonna win. Pat is served. Oh my god, he's got his shirt open. First of all, he's way too tan. Yeah, well, I mean, that's our TV too.

It looks a little like that. You gotta, it's a little studio. It looks a little like that. It's a little studio magic right there. But if you look there, he also does like way too tans. Yeah, for sure. Now he's got a shirt on button. He's got one button. He's got three unbutton.

Yeah. He goes down in a V like below his packs. Oh my God, I was not even remotely like this when I was that age. I like, I wore a turtle necks. And Doc Martin. And Doc Martin's a bell pants. I hid from people. I wore like a, I wanted to cover my face. I didn't want to do, I didn't want people to pay attention

to me at all. Except when I was on stage with 30 people. That's a different story. Right, someone has to announce of course. And while the goal is to be number one at the end, no one gets to the top on their own. Keep that in mind. Oh, for everyone. So for everyone, I'm not taking it easy at all.

I am going to win this. I'm sorry guys. I'm so sorry. Oh, wow. I hope you guys like that. I'm going. I wish I was there with you. But I do have a friend out there being my eyes and ears making sure you guys stay out of trouble.

Oh, there's a house mom. She looks 22. Yeah, I know. She's legal to drink. There is literally some old lady creeping around here and she's like a junior at University of Miami. I literally hate her. She is so old and her tits sag down her knees. She's so old and her tits sag down her knees. But it won't be there. I'll still be giving tips, tricks, and teeth along the way. If you win a challenge, you might even have

a better chance of seeing more of me. I don't know if that's what you want, but you will. Speaking of challenges, are you guys ready for your first solo challenge? Yes! Well, since you're all soaking up the sun in Miami, why don't you guys suit up and meet me by the pool? Woo!

Woo! Yeah! Let's get our first good Jewish shot already. Well since you guys are literally in Miami, let's get your naked so we can get some views. So nice. The first challenge is pool or we're cool. This is how it works. Each of you filled out questionnaire before arriving in the house to show up how really well you know each other.

We're going to take turns asking you guys questions about your housemates. If you answer correctly, you stand still. And if you answer wrong, you take a step forward. I hope you brought your towels because if you get two two answers wrong, you're getting pushed in the pool. And you're not borrowing mine. Where was the last one? Oh my god, this is like literally the craziest game we've ever played. I mean, getting pushed in the pool.

You literally get pushed in the pool. After you get two. I think your hair gets wet. I know. I spent all day preening my vagina. Now it's gonna get worse Standing gets the first number one spot in the house So let's get started

What is one thing oh when can't live with that? When you're done with it What is your answer? Oh Shut up Owen love you mom What type of content is Valeria post on TikTok? Oh My goodness, Cole what did you oh my god. What dance dance. Beauty dance. Valeria. Third. I put dancing and comedy. Yeah I put dance. Comedy. Comedy. You're a real joke star, malaria.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, we're going on like this forever. This is really fun. It should be non-awesomeness TV. You see, when I start getting into it, like when I'm really paying attention to it is when we need to end the show, because then I'm really getting into it. And now I'm going to start caring.

So there you have it, I managed to put together yet another episode of the best of the worst of the commercial break podcast and I didn't keel over in the process. I'm sure you're over at this point, I'm sure you're sick of listening to my ash tray-like voice and trust me, I'm sick of talking. Be careful out there, get vaccinated because this thing is no joke. But Chrissy and I hope to be back next week in the studio, celebrating our crossover into the 200s as far as episode numbers are concerned. Not even sure why that's important, but podcasters like to make a big deal out of everything.

So I thank you very much for listening, I thank you very much for putting up with my voice. I know Chrissy is eager to get back in the studio and I promise we'll do that just as soon as we can. Until next time, I'd like to remind you to go to tcbpodcast.com, all the audio, all the video, right there. One location you never have to leave. Please do us a favor, like and subscribe on your favorite podcast player, and if you have just an extra moment of time, could you please leave us a review and or a rating on your favorite podcast player? Apple, Spotify, Google, Podbean Overcast, Castbox, and I'm leaving out about 600 other

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