The Commercial Break - The Oft Requested: Frankie's Salon-Sui Success!
Episode Date: October 23, 2023As Bryan wraps up a long 2 week abcesnse by Krissy, he digs deep into the catalouge to bring back a fan favorite episode from early 2023. Frankie B's Salon-Sui business opportunity took the TCB audien...ce by storm! For a cool $300K, you too can openk your own gold mine....A Salon-Sui gold mine! Frankie is going to shjow you the ropes as Bryan and Krissy review this insane infomercial for his franchised cuttery! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**
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See the fuck but it's food on your guys' table.
Don't tell me it's the fucking store.
Because I can tell you one thing,
how the fuck do you store?
Get their fucking produce.
From a factory.
Where does the factory get its produce?
From our local farm.
That's in the middle of nowhere.
So you guys need to start fucking giving me respect.
Or I can call up all the farms and tell them to cut product.
Then what the fuck are you guys gonna do?
On this episode of the commercial break.
Hey everybody, it's Brian and I wanted to pop on real quick to let you know that Chrissy
is back from her hiatus.
She will be in studio with me on Wednesday's episode.
Super excited, that's the big headline.
But until then, I've got a special for you.
It's not on the menu, you gotta know what to order.
And here, we're ordering a fan favorite,
where Frankie explains how you too can get rich
with passive income if you just invest $300,000 with.
Who else?
Frankie!
It's an off-requested, much talked about Ballyhoo'd episode of The Commercial
Break as Frankie tells us about his so long, sweet business opportunity. And tomorrow, on Tuesday,
Astrid and I, my wife, will be here for a special episode where we do more talking about the
Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift, and Bad Reality Television. If nothing else, you'll learn what not to
watch and what not to listen to.
But until tomorrow, let's listen to some solid financial advice by your friend and mine,
the good old Frankie B.
The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.
Oh yeah, Cathy, get into welcome back to the Commercial Break.
I am Brian Green.
This is my dear friend and co-host, the beautiful Chris and Joy.
HODLY.
Best of you, Chrissy.
The best of you out there on the podcast universe.
Thanks for joining us on another episode in season number four.
Season number four.
Oh, you want me to do the mic, right?
Can you do the mic, Sule? I love that.
What is that a Yu-vula?
It's a Volvo or something like that?
Didn't they have a problem with that in the soccer tournaments and they had to stop,
they had to ask people to stop, stop using them like back in the, something like that.
Wasn't it, or the basketball games?
They asked people to stop bringing the Yu-vulas over.
They were distracting everybody, giving people a fucking headaches. And I can understand why. I think I told the
story before. I was at a podcast conference and these two ladies who started this podcast
about death. It's about death. It's like how we all handle death. And they were giving
this rather intense and emotional panel. They were on this panel about death, the subject of,
reaching the subject of death on podcasting, and outside of this particular room, all you could hear.
I did, I'm already talking about that.
So my mom died yesterday.
Right, wasn't it?
Somebody outside. Both of my dogs were running over by a tractor.
Tray. Oh, man, it was so bad. Oh, season number four. Here we are. We're back, you know,
whatever. We got 3,000 episodes ahead of us. So just strap in, it's gonna be a long season
for all of us involved.
And I got another child, I've got him up to eight now.
So I've got 12 children running around, including Blue.
Yeah.
By the way, the children are, you know,
when you bring a new child home, I've learned,
since I have a couple of them, four to six,
we'll count them at the end of the night
I'll let you know, give you an update. But you bring the children home and then you expect
that the children who have been around
are definitely going to act out just a little bit.
That's the name of the game, right?
There's something new in the house and they're afraid
that it's possible.
A little bit of attention.
Yeah, the attention gets distracted
and you can imagine in their little brains,
they don't really fully understand
if this thing is gonna stay around forever,
is it gonna take my attention forever?
How am I going to adjust?
And by the way, my two children have been wonderful.
They have just like, they have really,
they're lovely with the baby,
but they do act out on occasion.
We've noticed and we've, you know,
kind of made a plan for handling it.
The child that is acting out the most is fucking blue.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I see. If I wasn't so attached to the guilt of my catacism, that dog would have been out the
door a long time ago.
That dog shits and pisses everywhere it's not supposed to.
So the other day, we're giving the baby a bath in my bedroom and like one of those like
little sink bath things, right? Sure. For the babies. So we're giving the baby its first bath my bedroom and like one of those like little sink bath things right there for the babies.
So we're giving the baby its first bath. So everybody's in the bathroom. Grandma, grandpa, dad, mom, the whole nine yards, right?
But blue kicks the door open, comes in the bathroom, and I heard her, I could hear her little nails scratching across the tile floor,
but I just go on, give the dog, you know, it's not unusual for blue to be bothering me in some way shape or form
So I mean given the baby a bath all cute take pictures blah blah blah blah
I step back from the bath and I step right into a puddle of fucking pee. She peed right at my feet while I was giving the baby a bath
I wanted to punch that dog across the room. I swear to God
Blue I know every time I come out of the studio. She's right there. She's right there. Yeah
Well, sometimes she kicks the door open
She's under our feet and we don't even know it
But you know listen, it is what it is the children having so
Yeah, so listen, we've had enough relative success to have four seasons. Congratulations to you. Yes, congratulations to you
Thank you very much and
Thank you to our listeners. Yeah, thank you to our listeners.
From wherever you came from, we were talking about last episode,
we were talking about how Dr. Phil had pitched,
they had done a couple, like we bought a couple sponsorships
from him.
Well, we have some relatively exciting news, I think.
Yes.
For those who listen, who may, you know,
you may not hear this because you are already a listener
of the commercial break.
So we're letting you know that Chrissy and I have managed
to convince the people at SmartList.
You know the example that we give when we say
a good podcast like SmartList, not a bad podcast,
like the commercial break.
The people of SmartList have agreed to do an endorsement
for the commercial break.
It's fucking insane.
I know.
I mean, I'm just waiting for them to be like,
wait a minute. I know. Now they want coffee points and I'm just waiting for them to be like, wait a minute, we listen to it.
Now they want coffee points and I'm like,
do I put in the word Pizzle?
Do I try and get one of them to say the word Pizzle?
Yeah.
Or not.
Or maybe I just let the professionals be the professionals.
That's true.
You know, they are very good at their craft.
That's what I do.
Or maybe you get a little help from your old friend,
Henry Fonda.
Oh my God. Oh old friend Henry Oh my god
Wow Henry found it
That's why it's me
I'm back on the scene
I'm here to help you out in any way possible
for your podcast of course
Hi Chrissy
Hi Henry
You are looking awfully scoffish today
Thank you
How's that Jeff doing?
Oh he's wonderful
Thanks for asking
The Jeff I said hello I'm going to send Jeff up a cup of coffee. I want him to drink the whole cup of coffee and
only the cup of coffee if you know that me.
If he starts to feel sick afterwards, don't mind him. What I'd like you to do is get him close to the balcony
I've been drinking the cup of coffee and then give him a shot just one shot.
I've been drinking the cup of coffee and then give them a shot just one shot
Crazy yes, what are you wearing under that DCV?
You are in another DCV sure I am I like keep going I heard that the commercial break was having a little difficulty finding listeners So I thought I would come and help you guys out. Well, thank you. That's very sweet of you. Yeah, you sure anything I can
I take two forms of you. Yeah, you're sure anything I can.
I take two forms of payment. I take PayPal, not under my name, under another name, because of legal reasons. And then I also take forms of physical payment if you don't mind, courtesy. What's that?
I heard you got the new storage unit. Can we visit together? Maybe. I've got something I want to store.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
I think I have an idea.
I wonder if your unit is big enough to hold it.
We can find out together.
Minus Jeff, of course.
Of course, I don't think it is.
Get him all upset, I mean.
You know, I do like Jeff.
I'd like him better if he wasn't around.
But I will learn to deal with him. I think
the three of us could live together in the same apartment, don't you? I don't know. Do you have an
extra bedroom? No. You don't? It's got a sock for Jeff to sleep on the couch.
Oh Henry, what does it have to night on? Money, a car, a stable place to live?
What are these things?
We get so caught up in the things.
Does he have a valid passport?
I mean, come on, crazy.
Help me help you, if you know what I mean.
I can promise you 20 new subscribers if you and me could just have a little bit of a long time
It's been such a long time. So give me an update. How is the commercial break doing?
We're still here. How many subscribers do you have? I don't know. Three. I love the original three I brought you. I feel like you owe me
a debt of gratitude. Possibly a hand job. I always love you, Chris. I missed you. I missed you too.
You don't even know. You know where I was? Where were you in the clink?
Oh, okay.
You've had a little run into a little trouble.
It turns out that podcast promotion in Moldova
is not the same as podcast promotion in the United States.
You don't say?
Yeah, no, it's not all the same thing.
I was, you know, I was actually giving, getting subscribers by kidnapping them and
me stealing their phones. That's one way to do it. It works for the commercial break.
You still have three listeners in Maldolva. Not exactly sure where those ladies are currently,
but it doesn't matter. I'm back home with you, Chrissy. Oh, good to have you.
I'm super excited. Thanks, Henry Fonda. We really appreciate it. It's good to hear your voice.
We haven't heard you in two seasons. Yes, been a long time.
Yeah, I guess he's been in jail, so that's why.
Makes sense now. Hey, Brian, could you get out of the way while Chrissy and I have a conversation?
Jesus, this guy talks all the time. Is he ever shot off?
Now I know why all the bad reviews on Apple. Look, here's one
worst comedy podcast ever. Period. From your ex-girlfriend Leslie. She took the time. Here's another one
boring and unfunny. Five stars. Here's a third one. Does Brian ever shut up?
I agree with that one.
Well, Clancy, I have to go now, but I will be back.
I will be back to visit.
And for four, I love you.
Please give Jeff my regards and a good Swift kick in the
nuts. Okay.
I will meet you at the storage unit at 5 p.m. tomorrow.
Uh-huh.
Don't be late.
Okay.
Bring the key and a mattress and pillow.
Because if we can't have sex at least I can spend the night.
You know, talking about hotel's expensive in the United States.
And Moldova, I get it for free.
For every woman I bring I get two hotel rooms for free.
It's fantastic. Okay. We at Podcast Universe are always here to help.
Are you guys?
Bye bye.
Bye.
Have me fond of.
Oh my God.
Wow.
It really has been a long time.
I missed him a lot.
It only took two seasons to remember how to do that voice.
We've had quite a few requests for him.
We have.
We've had a lot of people ask about Henry Fonda.
And people go back into the archives,
like the people that we were talking about the other day,
it was a couple, a guy named Michael.
And he was saying that they were like 30 beers in
and they were going back into the archives,
and they were mentioning Henry Fonda,
but this is not the only time this has happened.
We probably get one, two, three of these a month, people are like, hey, whatever happened to Henry Fonda and what happened to him is that you know, you can beat a bit up to death if you try.
And go back and listen to season number one. It's Henry Fonda season number two. It's mountain monster season number one through four.
It's Frankie B. Yep. Well, he's back.
So without further ado.
He's back.
Frankie is back.
Well, get to him in just a second.
I just want, like, I have one side conversation that I want to have that I think is super
interesting.
Okay, podcast besties.
Time for one more quick break and then it's back to the
drama. Check out tcbpodcast.com for all of our episodes and youtube.com
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Now let's listen to some sponsors and get this show going.
Did you hear about the basketball player whose balls exploded?
Did you hear about this guy?
So he goes, it does sound painful.
And here's why I bring it up is because I would like to know,
and I highly doubt there's any, like, actual medical doctors
that listen to the commercial break.
But if there is a medical doctor who listens to the commercial break,
I'm interested to know what happened when I get the name right.
I'm interested to know what happened to Bre get the name right. I'm interested to know what happened to Breven Galoway
from Clemson because I read this incredible story
that I thought it was clickbait at first.
You know, Breven Galoway's balls explode.
And I thought, well that's,
how do you, I've heard of,
I was a soccer referee when I was a teenager.
I was like, how I made some extra money.
I would go on the weekends and I would do youth soccer referee, I was really bad at it was like how I made some extra money. I would go on the weekends and I would do youth soccer
referee.
I was really bad at it and I did do it for very long.
I got distracted too easy.
I'd be like sharing the girls, you know, the girls team
and I'd be trying to do like an under four-year-old soccer
game and I'd be giving people red cards.
And it was just like, I was as bad at the whole thing.
But when I did that, they gave me a three day training course.
Everyone had to go get certified to be a referee.
So you went to a three day training course Friday Saturday Sunday.
Sunday, they gave training on first aid specific to soccer.
Well, wouldn't you know it?
One of the more common injuries in soccer is that a testicle will get impounded into the body cavity.
So someone would kick and get you kicked and then one of the balls wouldn't drop.
Like it would go up into you and it wouldn't drop. But apparently it's extraordinarily painful
and apparently it happens more frequently than we would imagine and one of the ways that you get the ball to
Drop is you have someone sit Indian style you pick them up around there and then cross their arms
Pick them up around their arms. So their whole body is like it's sitting Indian style now
They're floating above the air two or three feet and you drop them and then the testicle
It's because it's supposed to open up the cavity and then it's supposed to drop the testicle. Oh
So this is one of the ways you drop them on the ground, drop them on the ground, drop them on their butt, right?
And so the thought is it'll dislodge the testicle, just gravity and the dropping.
It all sounds very disturbing.
And then you read about this guy named Breven Galilee, he goes, he doesn't work out, he
goes to sleep.
And he wakes up in the morning, his balls are the size of like golf balls. But then within a couple of hours, they're more like the size of grape
fruits, and he's in excruciating pain. So he goes to the hospital and they have to release,
they have to like deflate the testicles. And now he's going to play basketball again.
This is just like a week ago, and now he's playing basketball again.
I'm glad he's okay.
But they never, in all the articles that I read about this,
they never specify exactly what happened to him.
Why?
Why did his testicles blow up, like, can't elope?
Why would it do that?
Under what circumstances?
And how do I avoid that particular situation?
Because I don't want that to happen to me.
You know, I'll read about these like medical phenomenon,
and then I get nervous that it's gonna be me. Like know, I'll read about these like medical phenomenon and then I get nervous
that it's going to be me. Like that lady from MSNBC who got like the Mito Chidiodardis
from a or whatever you call it from a common cold. Did you hear about this? No. She goes to bed
one night. She wakes up the next day. She's got some chest pain left, left arm pain chest pain.
It's kind of fading in and out. She doesn't think much of it.
Maybe it's some gas.
Maybe it's like a muscle that hurts.
Maybe there's a neck.
This goes on for a couple of days
until it gets more intense, more intense, more intense.
And then she starts getting pain
underneath her shoulder blade
and her arm starts going numb.
A clear signs that you could be having a heart attack.
So she goes to the doctor
and she has this mitochondria dietis
or something like that
where the heart basically gets inflamed.
And it's dangerous.
You can die, right?
Obviously.
So she had to take a whole month off of work
and when she comes back, she explains this
in the hopes that she can help other people.
So while I'm sure there's a lot of,
you know, tinfoil hat types that'll say,
you know, COVID vaccine or COVID or whatever, what the doctors are saying, the actual scientists who study this for a living are saying, this came from a common cold.
Oh, anytime I read about any of these phenomena, I start sweating that I'm going to get this to.
I get nervous and I'm going to wake up and my balls are going to be the size of canelops. They're already down around my knees. I don't need them to be sighted.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
You ever seen the cows like the bulls that walk around
and their nuts are swinging between their knees?
Yes.
I don't want my nuts to be like that.
They're already between my knees.
I don't want them also to be too big bowling balls swinging around.
Right.
Yeah.
So I don't know, but if there's a, but I'm,
I'm imploring a medical doctor
who listens to the commercial break
to write us or call us or whatever
and let us know exactly why someone's balls
would blow up into caneloads.
It's probably the cold as well.
It's probably the cold.
AKA the, you know, that vaccine that we all have to take.
You know, every time you say the word vaccine,
Spotify puts a special notification on the episode.
How they do?
Yeah, they put a special notification on the episode.
Yeah, this all.
Faa!
Ha ha ha.
Tch.
Mmm.
F***.
F***.
F***.
Ha ha ha.
It's my dumb button.
Okay, so you know we couldn't go long into season number four without revisiting one of our favorites.
We promised four times in season number three never to do another episode of Frankie
B, but they are just too good.
And I have actually done a poll.
I have gone back as far as I could go back during the break.
I went back as far as I could go back
and I looked at the comments for Frankie B,
both on the reviews and what we get in the text messages
and emails that we get.
I would say by 20% more positive about Frankie B,
the negative.
So it's like 80-20.
The negative ones, people have written in, same person multiple times to tell us to either get Frankie B, the negative. So it's like 80-20. Okay. The negative ones, people have written in,
same person multiple times to tell us
to either get Frankie B on the show
or stop doing the fucking thing.
But most people say they're like Frankie B,
or they'll mention it on the comments
or the reviews, right?
So I have to think that there's some part of you also
that knows that this is low hanging fruit.
It's the best the commercial break is gonna get.
It's all we can do.
We have very small minds.
We're watching it, so you don't have to.
We do this, so you don't have to.
And by the way, we bust Frankie's balls,
but he's got about 2,000 more subscribers
on his YouTube channel than we do.
So the truth is, he's doing something, right?
We're doing, we're doing,
I might be from our listeners,
then I know I now subscribe to him
because of us talking about him.
Part of me like doesn't want to subscribe to him
because I'm nervous that he's going to like figure it out,
but I think he figured it out long ago.
Yeah, he hasn't by now.
Somebody had to have told him.
Somebody somewhere had to have said,
hey, Frankie, I've always to do his Google his name
and he's going to find not Frank Bernardo,
but he's going to find all commercial break episodes regarding Frank Bernardo.
And like I told you that one time, on YouTube, they now, if your voice appears in other videos,
YouTube will suggest that it may be your voice and say,
or do you give permission for this person to use your voice. I've been on a few interviews, and I'll say two out of the four times
that it showed up on YouTube.
YouTube alerted me that I was on the video,
which is crazy because I don't see a place to tag people.
I'm not tagging people at YouTube,
so I imagine that their AI is,
because we have so much content out there,
it's, here's my voice, and then it does it.
We're all fucked by AI, by the way.
Chat G-P-T is the end of the world.
By the way, that chat G-P-T doesn't do shit.
I don't know what that thing does.
There's lots of people who keep telling me about,
oh, you got to do an Excel spreadsheet
or a PowerPoint or a business presentation
or a school paper.
This is just more proof that you don't need to go to college.
Chat G-P-T is proof that there's no reason
for you to spend $50,000 a year on college,
unless you just really wanna be around your age group
and having fun and having friends, right?
Yeah, I'm sure you can get some education there,
and I would like my doctors and my attorneys
to at least spend a couple days at school.
This is what you can tell your 12 children.
It's right, but in the future,
you know, someone's gonna come out of the
meta. Yeah, you're gonna go to court in the metaverse and your attorney's gonna be
chat GPT.
It's gonna be chat GPT versus chat GPT.
They're all gonna defend you.
This is all getting real twisted real quick.
When Elon Musk tried to tell us, by the way, I'm not a huge fan of Elon Musk, but when
he tried to, I'm not, I'm just not, I've never been a fan of Elon Musk, but when he tried to, I'm just not, I've never been a fan of Elon Musk,
but when he tried to tell us six years ago
that AI was a fucking problem
and that we needed to be careful,
it's all, the cats way out of the bag.
We should have listened to him back then,
but the cats way out of the bag,
and now ChatGPT will be doing the commercial break pretty soon.
Actually, that's a good thing.
I'll take that.
I'll take that, ChatGPT for the win.
I'm not. Oh, maybe it can give us some pointers. Yeah, I mean, listen. actually that's a good thing I'll take that I'll take that chat GVT for the win
Maybe it can give us some pointers. Yeah, I mean listen I do you think the four people listen to the commercial breaker gonna know the difference between chat GVT and Brian
They want to tune me out anyway, so anyway without further ado. I was trolling on the internet as you do as I do like to do
Yeah, yeah, yeah Brian we get it but back to me. I mean this T. As you do. As I do like to do. Yeah, yeah, Brian, we get it. But back to
me. I mean, this T-C-B promo. Leave us a voicemail at 626, ask T-C-B3, and you might
just hear yourself on the show. Want a textus instead? Lucky for you, we also have a number
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Now that that's done, let's listen to a few sponsors and get back to this episode of
the Commercial break.
Frankie B is back to tell us about passive income with his salon. Sweet love, sweet.
Let's take a listen.
What is going on ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the video.
My name is Frank Winardo.
This channel is good for all guys.
When uppercame, game looking feel better about themselves
and grooming fitness fashion in lifestyle.
All right, so we're gonna cheat in lifestyle
or am the lifestyle.
Look at him.
He's, I know, first of all, it's a bad camera angle.
He's got a horrible camera angle.
He's walking down, he's walking through the hall
of a building of his salon suite. He's walking through the hall of a building.
Yes, of his salon suite. He's walking down the hall of the building that he does not own,
but there's one small room that he's dedicated to salon suite.
First of all, let me give you a little tip about camera angles that I've learned
from the fooling around in this studio that I've done.
Always do it from up to down, not down to up because you get your nose hairs and all
that other stuff. That's what we're like.
Franky said the same 5 o'clock shadow for 16 videos.
It's obvious he's been through a breakup.
I didn't shave for like seven years between my, between my first wife and my second.
You change up the format of my videos.
For all of you who know me, you know I'm into men's self-help, especially the older guys.
What can we do to look the best we can at our age?
We don't want to look younger.
What can we do to look the best at our age?
You don't want to look younger, yet all of your videos are dedicated to looking younger,
and that's not what all your videos are about.
A lot of them are about hating women by the way just that play I yeah
Well, hopefully that I've been given out some good information in some good tips on how you can just be the better version of yourself
But there's a lot more to my videos. All right. There's a lot more
He's these these these there's a lot more. Yeah, there's you know when I think of
When I think of yoga and when I think of self-help and wellness and I think of Frankie B.
That's it.
Thank you.
I mean.
How?
How?
Banardo, then men's self-help.
To give you the insight, I'm an entrepreneur, a businessman.
I've been doing business for almost 38 years now.
I've been doing business for almost 38 years.
I'm a professional businessman.
I'm a business professional.
What was he doing for the other 30 years
because he's been in 60s.
I was a mercenary.
I killed people for money.
I was in hair products. I sold my own hair products.
By the way, he said, I'm going to give you a little Frankie B inside. It's insight.
Frankie, Frankie kills me because he kills me. I just love him so much. This video is good too. I feel like I would give Frankie a hug if I saw it. Yeah, I would give him a big hug.
You would go have some drinks.
And say thank you.
Yes.
For the four million downloads a month that we get,
because I'm sure you're responsible for two of them.
I've got several businesses, but I want to introduce
a special business to everyone out there
who just might be interested in an excellent source, a passive income.
All right, it's called the salon, sweet.
It's called Frankie Bees, devil-aged in boredom.
And he's just walking up and down back and forth, back and forth, too.
That's right, he's walking down this hallway, back and forth.
He's just back and forth, back and forth.
Frankie Bees, tuna tuna egg and boredom.
Get it on this ground floor. You're gonna want to sell tuna eggs
from your very own salon suite.
Now we're in one of my buildings.
In this building right here,
it comprises a fully furnished individual salon suite.
Okay, everything's locked.
I can't get into these rooms right now
because unfortunately, I don't have my keys with me.
I forgot those. Frankie, it's me, Mr. Franchise. We give you keys to your building. But don't
go with the franchise guys. Go with Salon Sui's. Let me give you some inside Frankie. You
should probably get a key to that door. It'll help you with business. Over 38
years we've been a franchise. You know when we learned open the front door. It helps with sales.
Yeah, me and me, well, there's no one in these.
Why would it be? You're in the middle of an office building.
In a small town outside of Chicago, no one knows you exist.
Why? Because without a franchise marketing dollars, no one knows who exists.
There's no reason to open the salon suite.
No customers are coming.
But don't get taken by the big guys.
We can see that, you know,
it comes fully equipped for the beauty professional. So where all the beauty professional has to do is bring their own tools
and they're open and ready for business and a very
Affordable rental price in the
They should probably bring some customers too Frankie. Don't forget about that
It is show up
They magically appear the second you find the keys to open the front door I just show up. Yes.
They magically appear the second you find the keys to open the front door.
If you forget the keys, you have a legitimate excuse for no sales.
Sorry, another bad day at Salon's Sweeys.
I can't find the keys. That's so long, Sweet.
You get everything but the keys.
I design this myself with no doors.
I've been designing salon suites for 38 years.
And you know what I've learned?
You know need doors when there's no customers?
Just windows to show off your fancy ball-mitchell products.
Ball-mitchell.
Oh, man.
I love it.
I know.
A thing for the beauty professionals.
By them, leaving their salon or the establishment that they're in, and they rent from me,
I could put in anywhere from 50 to $60,000 more a year in their pocket by simply leasing
out one of these sweets.
It just takes that.
I can put $50,000 in unemployment right in their pocket.
If they leave that fancy corporate job, don't worry about paychecks.
You don't need tips when the government sends it right to your bank account
Sounds like a great deal Frankie. Sign me up
Well that explains why 23 years later after I
Created this concept there's tens of thousands of buildings up in America
Everyone's jumping on the bandwagon everyone's experts. I I'm putting up Salon Sweets and nothing could be further from the truth. I did not start this concept.
You know what couldn't be further from the truth?
Your claim that you started the concept.
Supercuts has been around since 1962. It's also a long swing with doors and advertising and keys
and actual customers.
He's actually claiming that this is his idea.
He's holding firm to that.
If we ever get him on the show, you know the first question I'm asking him.
Did you in fact create the idea?
I'm going to need that napkin. Yeah. Let me see where you drew that out, Frankie. I want that
time. I want that notarized. Triple, triple kit. On the creator of this, Noah's got more
experience to me. No one has more knowledge. There's nothing I don't know about this business. There's nothing
And customers
It's the middle of the day. There's not a soul around
What happened to all the money we're making
Just not on Monday to Wednesday and Friday.
Okay.
Yeah, where are the customers?
It's the middle of the day.
No, no one's there.
So if you're looking for incredible opportunity
for passive income, what exactly is passive income?
Passive income is income that you're making
watching football gang.
You're making while you're on your boat.
And best of all, you're making it while you're sleeping watch the football game. You're making while you're on your boat and best of all you're making it while you're sleeping in the gym
exercising. You're making money. Is there anyone sleeping inside that building?
Because that's the only way I see anyone making anybody while they're sleeping.
Is by stealing it out of your cash register.
It's just stealing it out of your cash register. And that's just a joke.
It's just a joke.
Make it while you're watching the football game.
This is what, this has got to be one of the toughest businesses I have.
I told you I have a family member who is in this business in salon, sweet businesses
with Mr. Franchise, right?
They have Mr. Franchise and they told me,
and when they after they bought their first one
and they were purchasing their second location,
which cost by the way, like 250,000 dollars
to build one of these, right?
Or whatever you do, or at least the space or whatever.
And I was like, well, how much do you make on a monthly basis?
He's like, I'm losing like $40,000 a month.
He's losing $40,000 a month.
And I was like, no shit.
And he goes, but it's not number two that makes you money.
It's number 20 that makes you money.
And once you get to that level,
then you're making a bunch of money.
Now the guy's making a millions of dollars a year doing this,
but he has many, many, many locations,
many locations,
and he has marketing, and he is advertising,
and he has customers,
and he remembers the keys to the front door.
Keyes are key. That's front door. Keys are key.
That's right, keys are key.
Keys are key to this business.
The luxury of being in business is to have a business
that works for you, not for you to work and be a slave
to that business.
Passive income is the only way to go. Now a lot of you are thinking,
you know what? I don't know about this.
A lot of you are wondering, why are there no customers? Why can't you get in the front door?
Why did he spend so much on chandeliers? I know, I know.
It's like these thousand dollar chandeliers.
And like padded walls.
Yeah, I know.
It's like a padded wall.
The weird situation going on.
A lot of you are wondering why didn't I shave today? All questions I can't answer but
so long sweet I've entered it. Let's talk about this in a second but what a lot of
you are doing out there is you're buying a home and you want to rent it out okay
that's gonna be passive income. You know my ex girlfriend she bought a home in
Florida 350,000. Do you know what she's making on rent
after everything in Texas and association fees are paid? Do you know what she's making
$900 a month? At $350,000. I don't like that ROI. I do not like that reach her in an investment.
That's why we broke up.
You don't like paying for your vacation home and making it extra $900 a month?
Ha ha ha.
Sounds like a losing deal to me.
Pay me a half a million dollars and I'll build you a salon suite with no customers or
pollniture products.
Ha ha.
That's a great return on investment.
What are you fucking talking about?
Anybody would love to have a vacation home making extra $900 a month after mortgage
been association fees. I had three condos down in Florida and I was losing $10,000 a month.
At least 10, 12 years to start making money on that house, because she was to sell it,
or if you were to sell a house in a couple years,
all your profit goes to the realtor.
So it's not good, passive income.
Now, what if I told you, if you put 350,000 in my hand,
all right, I'll put you up a building,
and on the same 350,000,
I'm gonna put over $6,000 a month profit in your pocket.
I am literally putting up a building with Legos, taking a hundred of the 350 you gave me and
giving you a check for $6,000 every month for the first year. The extra 200 goes in my pocket.
I mean, I love that he's trying to solicit $350,000 from a random YouTube video.
Well, I mean, listen, this day and age, that's like, Grant Cardone does this all the time.
This is pretty well worn fat here.
It's not the $350,000 that surprises me unbelievably.
I think that's a pretty small amount of money
to start a business, right?
I think we've spent more on the commercial break.
Dr. Phil and Smartless, we could have built ourselves
a small suite.
We should get a Frankie.
Yeah, can we cancel that smart was that?
The crazy part is that he's telling you that he has guaranteed returns of $6,000 a month
if you spend $350.
Let's do quick math.
Six times 12 is $1,628.
I don't know.
It's like $78,000 or something.
$82,000.
$82,000.
$182,000.
Which is $112,000.
Do the math here quick. So I don't sell like a dumbass. 82,000, 82,000, 82,000 dollars. 182,000? Which is it?
12,000?
Do the math here quick, so I don't sound like a dumbass.
Why do we multiply?
Six times 12.
Six times 12 is 72.
Okay, so it's time 12 is 72.
So he's saying you're gonna put in 350
and you're gonna make 72,000 dollars a year?
Yeah.
That's an incredible return on investment
that I do not believe.
I don't believe it.
Now that is passive income and that's only one building.
Now go back to my ex girlfriend.
She wants to buy another one.
It's another 350,000.
Now she just spent 700,000 in what she's property on to Holmes rental. 1800. You go with me. 12,000 in what she's profiting on to Holmes rental
1800 you go with me
12,000 that's why I dumped her was she done me, but that's why I pretended in my head she dumped me
Frankie the last 12 videos you have made have simply been a reason to beat up your ex-girlfriend I know you can't even make a video about business without throwing your ex-girlfriend's bad,
economic skills in there.
It's such a shitty thing to do.
I know, he doesn't have to mention ex-girlfriend.
He could just say, I know a person.
Yes.
She'll know it's you.
You'll still get the jab, right?
Without embarrassing her.
It's unbelievable.
By the way, you think for one second
this 28 year old party girl you were going out with
for two days is watching your videos.
She has moved on, bro.
She's sleeping with one of the Paul Brothers now.
Wasn't it?
She's not in Florida living it up.
She's with one of the Island boys.
Remember those guys?
She's with the Island boys.
You remember the Island boys?
The guys with the crazy hair, the island boys?
I saw a TikTok video where a girl was checking out of like a CVS and he was there.
She goes, are you one of the island boys? He goes, yeah, she goes, can you take a selfie with me?
He goes, yeah, just let me check out my OJ first. He was like checking out with orange shoes.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
All right, does it sound too good be true?
Absolutely not. I'm consulting and I'm putting up these buildings all over the United States
right now. I'm going to put my consulting information into the description box right below
this video. My number will be there, my email will be there. Go to the website. Did he say all over the United States?
Yes. I know. I feel like that's a little bit of an exaggeration.
What I feel like there he has two of them going at the same time.
Want to call a four new one in Florida?
After this video, check out the website. I've got a video on there that's going to explain in detail how you can make
there that's going to explain in detail how you can make thousands of dollars a month. If you follow my program, my program would, my program.
I mean, it would help if you showed like a bustling busy.
It would help if you would have thought about this video for 12 seconds.
This is not an episode of the commercial break you're trying to make people
Buy into 350,000 dollars worth of real estate investment is essentially what you're doing You would have thought you would have got the keys to the place. Yeah, set up some properly
I have seen you maybe I have a cameraman. Yeah, I have seen you talk about your party girl ex girlfriend in a better way
More prepared than you are talking about a $350,000 pitch.
Frankie, we're embarrassed for you.
We're better than this.
23 year track record, passive income,
I thought he said 38 years.
Yeah, there's no way the 23 years ago,
he made up salon suites. That is the year 2000.
Are you telling me that before the year 2000, there was no such thing as a salon suite?
Maybe not a salon suite, but a salon suite.
Yeah, I know and even if we go back to his 38 number, whatever, I mean, that's just going back to 90s or whatever.
Yeah, I'm 72 or whatever I am.
It's not that long ago.
It's better than this.
My name is Frank Bernardo.
Again, if you're looking to jumpstart your future, jumpstart 2023.
Now's the time.
It doesn't hurt to look at the information it
doesn't hurt to give me $350,000 and see if it all works out
that's right give Frankie your swan sweet dollars will be here waiting. You can always come back to Mr.
Franchise. Remember Wednesdays are sweet we we Wednesdays on sweet sweet
Wednesdays. Oh my god. You've got ideas everywhere Frank you're a man of the people. By the way, who's got an extra
350,000 dollars later on. You think the guy who's watching average guy who's watching
football on Sundays is interested in opening up a salon suite with an extra 350
grand in his pocket. He's betting the parlay on the fucking browns or something.
Can't real Frankie.
Sit in absorbent.
All right, don't make any conclusions.
Pick up the phone.
Don't think too much about it.
Pick up the phone.
Give me a call.
Send me a check.
I got my wiring information on the website.
Oh, is he got a phone number somewhere?
Did he say?
He did. And when I first saw this, I tried to look for where he was talking about. It's his website.
It was like below the subscribe button or something. Okay, don't give it. I don't
give out too much information. Yeah, we're gonna have to look it up. You see this brand new phone in
the studio that's soon gonna take phone calls. It's gonna make phone calls too. Oh,
yeah. Oh, yeah. And by the way, I have OJ Simpson cell phone number. That's not a joke. Mommy, that concludes it. If you guys like it, always remember to subscribe to my channel.
I'm gonna get back on my men's help. And now, have a great day. Buffalo Bills and Cincinnati is
playing right now. I got to get back and watch that game. They are playing. Not is playing.
They are playing. He took time out of his busy schedule of watching football.
Yeah, he ran down to the building probably to see if his ex-girlfriend was hanging out.
He's probably following her around town.
Why do you make a quick video?
Yeah, how much you want to make it? But wherever she is in Florida with that rental house,
how much you want to make a bet that he he frequence there for the occasion?
Oh yeah, for sure.
Yeah, with his new girlfriend. He's high. Oh, yeah, he's hiding behind his planter. Oh
It's me Frankie. It's good to see you talk to you later. Oh
My god, Frankie. Yeah, what is going on and gentlemen? Oh no, no, no, sorry.
I was starting to know, Frankie.
I was going to do the other video that he is just,
he just got on to rant about people of the gym.
People who are using the good treadmills.
People who are funny.
Using the good treadmills.
You're not up to his standards.
If you're not up to his standards, you can't use the good treadmills.
He's unbelievable this guy.
And I love him.
And so there you go, a little taste of season number four.
We had to do it.
I had to do it.
I had to do it.
It's like giving a crack at it, a pipe, with a brand new rock in it.
And a lighter. What do you think they're gonna do?
You think they're gonna sit back and wait through the rest of the season?
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