The Commercial Break - The Otterman Of Zone 6

Episode Date: August 13, 2021

Bryan and Krissy are recording live on Fireside! For this first live recording the gang visits with some monster hunters from Alaska as they chase down the illusive (and camera shy) Otterman. Hillbill...y Hilarity ensues when the crew from the Alaska Otter Squad runs around playing game and having fun with the bone-crushing man-eater!  LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: +1 (470) 584.8449 FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak @bryangcomedy @tcbkrissy Twitter: tcbbryan Facebook: The Commercial Break Podcast YouTube: Youtube.com/TheCommercialBreak Email: info@tcbpodcast.com A Chartable Top 100 Comedy Podcast #1 Trending Comedy Podcast Worldwide! (Chartable) #1 Trending Comedy Podcast U.S.(Chartable) An Apple Top 100 Comedy Podcast  Top 1% Downloaded Podcasts, Worldwide (ListenNotes) A Hot 50 Podcast (Podcast Magazine) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And welcome back to WSHIT's Entertainment, early this evening. Grab Apple's only entertainment program. Time to get brochure, and in case you didn't know, Brian Green, local podcaster and celebrity recently had an opportunity to have an exclusive dinner with Mark Cuban from Fireside and the Shark Tank. We had an opportunity to talk with Mark and ask him about the commercial break's recent explosion in popularity. Here's what he had to say. This is not new, it's been disproven, what you saw is a placebo effect. It's a joke, it's a scam, it's not real, I'm out. Clearly Brian is left an indelible impression on Mr. Cuban. We also asked if Mr. Cuban would
Starting point is 00:00:42 like to listen to the newest episode of the commercial Break. Here's what he had to say. No thanks to Go ahead, you keep it. Nah, the commercial break. Taking the World by storm. We'll be back after this commercial break. No thanks to Go ahead, you keep it. On this episode of the commercial break, I must say, after watching now hundreds of these episodes of mountain men and mountain monsters and whatever the fuck locked their call, I do have to say that I am of the belief, 100% convinced that this is all satire. It's like a, it's, it can't be true.
Starting point is 00:01:24 They're daring you to believe. They're daring you to believe that this is true. And quite frankly, I think it's really funny too. I think they're doing a great job at making a comedy show out of the river monsters and monster hunters. So, Chrissy, I have found a new one to be obsessed with. It is called Alaska Monsters. We're in zone 10, known as the Valley of the Lost Gold. We're going after the Ottoman. This as the Valley of the Lost Gold. And we're going after the Ottoman. This creature was first seen 800 years ago,
Starting point is 00:01:49 and was known to the native Alaskans as the Kustaka. Legend has it this... I think that's made of. That Kustaka. That Kustaka. Kustaka. Stalker Get you some of this
Starting point is 00:02:19 Come get you some of this meanwhile a bigfoot just takes his hand it rips his head off clean off his shoulder Huckleberry, dude! I guess that's it. Alright, P. Huckleberry. Alright, P. Now we look back on some of the better... Now we look back on some of the moments from Huckleberry. Yip, yip, yip! The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Yes, I was holding the Christmas break! starts now. and let's see get in here and keep fucking doing them. When will the madness stop? I have no idea. I've just read the most fascinating article about Quentin Tarantino and how he will not give his mother a dime of his money that he has made in his film career because his mother doubted him early on. She said, you're fucking right. What'd she say? She said, this writing shit, it's gonna stop.
Starting point is 00:03:23 You won't be successful. And so now, even though his mom isn't like in trouble with the IRS, needs a new house, needs a new car, he's like, fuck you mom, not giving it to you. Yeah. Which is just insane to me. I cannot imagine. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's it. My parents have done everything that I have done. I think my parents doubt it.
Starting point is 00:03:42 They doubted the reasoning behind having me, but you know, it doesn't matter what my parents say about my extraordinary, middling podcast career. I'm gonna keep going. I'm gonna keep pushing through. Yes. What do you think about that, mom and dad? Mom can't listen.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Hi, Mom! Hi! I've been listening to the show. Have you, mom, on which platform? I don't know. I'm not really sure, but it's so good. It's a lot like some of my other friends who I say, they'll say, oh man, the show's really good.
Starting point is 00:04:12 And I'm like, oh really? What episode did you listen to? 312? I'm not, we're only on 100. Oh, it must have been 12. Episode 12, really funny. Really funny shit. What's I talking about?
Starting point is 00:04:21 Not sure. Not really sure, but congratulations on all your success. Hey, do you have Mark Cuban's phone number? Right. No, no, I do not. www.tcbpodcast.com is where you go. You can read more about Chrissy and I. Let's catch up on all the show notes.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Listen to all the audio, watch all the video, and connect with us on YouTube and Instagram. If you like to, YouTube.com slash the commercial break. Subscribe, watch all the episodes from episode number 85. We're doing a sca doing a scavenger hunt giveaway watch all the videos all the way through right the hints down the easter eggs that you see right the clues down and then when you After you have to read all of the clues and then We'll be asking a question in a couple weeks if you can answer that question You'll be entered into win our next prize, which is something good. Something really good.
Starting point is 00:05:08 We give away good shit. We do. 500 dollars in gold.gif cards, t-shirts, rare, hard-defined mugs from their commercial break. Wine glasses. Wine glasses. The aftermarket for TCB paraphernalia is huge. That's right. Yeah, I just buy my own shit.
Starting point is 00:05:22 I bid on my own shit. That's how you keep it going. Drive up the price. That's hot. Huge. Yeah, I just buy my own shit. I bid on my own shit. That's how you keep it going. Drive up and freeze. That's right. Chrissy and I thought we would get back to some of the basics here at the commercial break because it's been a while. It's been at least three weeks since we've talked about River Monsters or Alaska Monsters or Mounting.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Monster hunting in general. Yeah. And there's a lot of shows dedicated to them. There's a lot of crappy television out there, yes. And as I have said many times, and I will say this again, if you like these shows, then God bless you. There's a lot of people who like the WWE, not my thing,
Starting point is 00:05:55 but a lot of people like the WWE, even though clearly it's for entertainment purposes. And I must say, after watching now hundreds of these episodes of mountain men and mountain monsters and whatever the fuck lock their call, I do have to say, I am of the belief, 100% convinced that this is all satire. It's like a, it's, it can't be true.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Daring you to believe. They're daring you to believe that this is true. And quite frankly, I think it's really funny too. Like I think they're doing a great job at making a comedy show out of the River Monsters and Monster Hunters. So, Chrissy, I have found a new one to be obsessed with. It is called Alaska Monsters.
Starting point is 00:06:33 So I'm still into the Mountain Monsters, right? Mountain Hunter, Monster Men, whatever it is on travel or ID or travel discovery. What, I'm not really sure about general time. I don't know, give them free point on my show. But now I've found one called Alaska River Monsters. I'm not really sure about Jane Austen. I don't know, I'm not getting free part on my show. But now I found one called Alaska River Monster Hunter. I love anything Alaska. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Any of those Alaska shows. Yeah, because you know they're filmed in Orlando. Filmed in the back woods of Orlando. Filmed on Lot 35 in Los Angeles. Hey everybody, I wanted to let you know that this episode is sponsored in part by our brand new sponsors FUME. FUME. I wish FUME was around when I was trying to kick the habit a number of years ago. I smoked for so many damn years. It's not even funny. And when I was done, when I knew I was done, I really tried very hard to quit,
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Starting point is 00:09:15 Go check out that website, breathefume.com slash T-C-B and make sure to use the code T-C-B. Tell them T-C-B sent you. Thanks, Fume. They find some of the most unruly kind of gentlemen to do these shows, right? They are truly, they're typecasts. They're straight out of casting 101. You know, they got the big beards.
Starting point is 00:09:35 One of the guys on this particular show, he's got a shark tooth or like a saber tooth that he's connected to his, his nilly goat beard. And it's just good stuff. It's like braided in. It's not even braided in. It looks like it might be super glued in there. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:09:54 I'm not sure. When I take him to wardrobe, he probably tape it in there or something. You know these guys, yeah, saver, too. So I was, as I do, deep in the, the, the anals of the internet, yes, deep in the anals of the internet, a couple nights ago, and I decided to start watching episodes of Alaska Mountain Monster Men Hunters, whatever it is. Tip of the hat to you. And best to you. You on that.
Starting point is 00:10:20 You. And so let's, let's take a dive into some of the more outrageous, outlandish monsters that these gentlemen are hunting. Because if there's one thing that we need in this world, it's a group of unruly West Virginians of Phinalasca protecting us from certain destruction. Well, somebody's got to do it. From creatures with names such as The Otter Man, which as you can imagine is simply a man with an otter head on it, terrorizing Zone 12 in Alaska. They've zoned out Alaska.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Yeah, because that's what the first thing you do when you're one of these monster hunters is you zone out your territory. You got to know because there's certain zones, they stay in certain zones. Like the death cat might be in Zone 12, but Otterman is in zone 6. They know this, they have maps, they take a vote every three years. I'm not even sure. It's like redistricting here at the United States, you know, for congressmen. You got to make sure that the Otterman and the death cats don't commingle because then
Starting point is 00:11:19 you could have a death otterman. I'm not even sure. What's going on? But would you like to take a listen to some of the more prestigious, some of the more? Oh, I'd love to. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 00:11:31 This is Alaska Mountain Men captured, whatever they're doing. Hunter's. Yes, hunters, thank you. Available on one of those cable channels that you don't ever remember. Travel discovery, I think is what it's called. Okay, and otter man, let's start with that,
Starting point is 00:11:45 because I think that's a good warm up. So the rest of us. Okay, okay, here we go. Ready? You get an introduction? Yeah, this is on her man. Once again, the sound guys here, really earning their game.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Yeah, what they do is they mix in a bunch of sound effects so you can't tell what's on camera or not. Right, you're like, oh, was that the Otterman? Could be? I don't know, they never really explained it. We're in Zontan, known as the Valley of the Lost Gold. And we're going after the Otterman. This creature was first seen 800 years ago
Starting point is 00:12:22 and was known to the native Alaskans as the Kustaka legend has it this I think that's made of the Kustaka. Kustaka. Kustaka. And you turn it into Ottoman where did you get Ottoman from that? By the way, with such calm to these guys talk about the Ottoman that is a certain death machine that they're about to go stock in zone number 10 of the push of Alaska. Yeah, we're gonna go a hunting otterman. What are you doing today? I'm gonna go to the grocery store and hunt some otterman.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Check. Check. Cree-jerk and shape-shaped, and it can change into any form of pleases. Yeah, this is pretty spooky. You can tell someone came right through here. I'm not sure what I was doing. That was probably the camera that's pretty spooky. You can tell someone came right through here. I'm not sure what it is. That was probably the camera. That's the sturch.
Starting point is 00:13:08 That have a front angle and a back angle from you. Yeah, probably. It was probably the food trucks that you have there to feed the rest of the staff. Hell, what's that? Yeah, move it. We got moving over here. What do you got?
Starting point is 00:13:21 Got movement. Got movement. We're something right here. Oh, shut up, man! Oh! Go away! Get out! Get out!
Starting point is 00:13:30 Get out! What the hell was that? Somebody's tricking me. They're sure. Oh, my God. For those of you listening, the campmate got what's going on. Neither can you when you're actually watching the show either, because it's just a lot of confusion.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Wow. Camer know shaking everything ever There's a snowball Facts and avalanche something was happening something was happening It was a 600 pound mountain man running Chasing the other man across the water. What happened here is that one of the gentlemen fell in the water Was he now going to claim he was grabbed and pulled into the water? Of course the camera didn't catch any of this Even though they have night vision technology He didn't catch anything. Oh, even though they have night vision technology.
Starting point is 00:14:05 He didn't catch any of this. Oh, I'm sorry guys, I really am. I've been to catch it, you know, you guys run so fast and everything. I don't know what happened, but did you, but did you hear there were gunshots? That's what they said. We'd be in shoot, I didn't hear any gunshots.
Starting point is 00:14:19 And if I did hear gunshots, they sounded awful fake. And you they sounded really fake. Kind of like. Ah! Ah! Ah! Did you hear that? They're shooting at us. Ah!
Starting point is 00:14:32 Ah! Get out of the way! Hello? Meanwhile, in any real life situation where you're being shot at, the adrenaline's high, you're gonna get the hell out of the way, you're gonna get the hell out of wherever you are, right? I don't care. All these guys are carrying guns, but clearly they're like, you know,
Starting point is 00:14:47 you can buy these at Toys or Us. They're not carrying real guns. And I think they don't want to actually start. My question was, is your care in a bunch of guns and all of these shows, and your imminent death is about to happen. You've got big foot, otter man, death cat, you know,
Starting point is 00:15:00 whisper wolves, wandering, tortoise tortoise, rex, or whatever they are. Don't you think you would just start shooting at them? Like if they're at close, coming after you. If you get pulled in the water by something, aren't the first, isn't the first thing you're gonna do is use your gun to shoot it.
Starting point is 00:15:14 So then you could have irrevocable proof that you actually caught the otter man. But no, these guys are clear pacifists. They don't want to shoot anything. They just want to pretend like they saw the Ottoman. So even though there are seven to 12 cameras around, they're all mic'd up and they have guns in their hands. They didn't get a photo of it.
Starting point is 00:15:33 They didn't hear it once. There was shooting going on. It sounded like this. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Starting point is 00:15:41 And there's still no proof that Ottoman even exists. So close. Let's listen as they wrap up the whole what happened here. What happened? Get in! What happened? Come on! Get back! Get away from the water!
Starting point is 00:15:56 Get away! Get away! Something happened! Get away from the water! That's where all the shit is happening! Quick! If you're in the water, both are gonna find you. Get out of the water, get the fuck out of the,
Starting point is 00:16:08 what the, are you talking about, get out of the water? Yeah, just like that. Someone shooting at you, leave! Everyone run! Why are we stopping to talk to the camera? It's like the real world. Downtown Chicago, I mean, I don't think it's going on. Pull me in, pull me in.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Something around my heart. Is this it? Oh, look over here. Something, Pull me in. Something around my foot. Is it still? Oh, look over here. Something that pulls up the grab around my head. To pull my leg and pull me in the water. We'd come across the edge of the pond. And we heard something splash. I saw some movement.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Red and I hauled ass over here to sit. And I was looking and something reached up and grabbed my leg. Pulled me into the freaking pond. I'm scared. You got a gobby? Got it. Scared the shit out of you. That's all you got to say? You scared the shit out of you? That's all you got to say is scared the shit out of you?
Starting point is 00:16:47 A seven foot 10. Shape shifting. Shape shifting. Autotreat. Man with an autored. Pulled you into the water. Now you got to say scared shit out of me. I know, down by the creek went right in.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Couldn't get a picture of it, didn't see it, have no idea what it was, but I'm pretty sure it's the Automan. I've been living in Alaska for a long time. I've never been pulled in the water by anything This is a otter man clearly because we're in zone number 10 and that's where the otter man live is you understand and they were shooting at us Everybody get down Cartoon bullets coming our way We don't know what it is we need some backup copy Let's get the hell out of here copy copy that
Starting point is 00:17:33 Copy that we're coming right to the gunfire and Otterman area Wait hold on I've got an idea just to throw this out there guys Why if there's gunfire and the Otterman is trying to kill Bob. Why don't you just come this way? Nope Here comes the cavalry We got our guns I know they're pulling up a gold cart Here we are! What happened?
Starting point is 00:18:05 Nothing. Nothing, we're just filming a couple scenes over here. They only fell in the creek. They only fell in the creek and then craft services couldn't find any more cheese for the Philly cheese steaks. It was a real nightmare. Luckily, it targets about a mile down the road and you all want to go over there. What are you saying? Man, oh man! Someone hold over there. Ha ha ha. Out! What you saying? Man!
Starting point is 00:18:25 Oh man! Someone pulled me in. I'm sucking wet. No, f***ing out of it. I heard a splash or something. Saw some movement, me and Rhett all the ass over there. Would it look like? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:18:34 All right, I was standing on the edge. Something come up, reached two hands, fell two hands, come around, both sides of my leg. I just snatched my ass. No, f***ing out. Just like that. I was bent down and by the time he went in the water and shot to one off, I couldn't even get over there.
Starting point is 00:18:47 Maybe it was just that way. Man, I don't know what happened here. I've been, I haven't been 5 to 12 minutes. It all happened in six takes. I don't know what happened. Do you see it? No. Let's walk through this scenario for just a second.
Starting point is 00:19:02 You and me were out there walking along in Alaska Lake in the middle of the night. And all the sudden something crowds us by it. It grabs you by the ankle pulls you in the water. Then additionally shots are fired. Yeah. Right. So not only has something come out of the water and pulls you into the water in the middle of the night on the near the Alaska Lake in zone number 10 where the Otterman lives. But now someone's shooting at you. Clearly, the next rational step is,
Starting point is 00:19:32 let's bring everybody closer to the Gone Fire so that then we can all have a big round table discussion about it. Right. It's logical. Yeah. So it's not called a police. Let's not worry about any scientists.
Starting point is 00:19:43 There's a cavalry on the way. The cavalry's on the way What happened Sorry guys, I don't know what happened. I thought the camera was on It said it was on Billy is that even a real camera. I don't know about it. Dozer-o's look real to me. Oh Guys, I'm sorry Billy, is that even a real camera? I don't know, bottom of the dozer ass, look real to me. Oh, guys, I'm sorry. God didn't mean so.
Starting point is 00:20:08 We're talking about Billy, the cameraman, who inevitably follows all these guys around, who even though every single episode of every single monster show that has ever existed, including the ghost hunter shows, they find what they're looking for. They find the ghost, they find the big foot, they find the monster, every single episode.
Starting point is 00:20:22 They're there, they're getting touched by it, they're getting pulled away in bushes, and they find their homes every single episode. They're there, they're getting touched by it, they're getting pulled away and bushes, and they find their homes and their nests and their trees, and the ghosts are moving things around the house, and talking to them in weird languages, but believe the camera man, you never seemed to quite get it on tape. He's always pointed in the wrong direction.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Yeah, he's with the ground, Rolly's running. He was scared. I'm too scared. I'm scared. When I saw someone get pulled in the wrong direction. Yeah, he's with the ground, Rolly's running. He was scared. I'm telling you what? He was scared. When I saw someone get pulled in the water, I ran in the opposite direction. Billy might be the only guy who has common sense. The cameraman might be the only guy with common sense
Starting point is 00:20:55 because he runs in the opposite direction. These morons are standing there having a conversation about it. And if the otter man is truly in the water, like 15 feet from you, aren't you still scared? Not these guys. This guy's got brass balls of steel. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:21:10 He's got a saber tooth in his beard. I'm protected. Yeah, don't worry about me. I got this saber tooth from a real death cat. I skinned a death cat when I was 13 years old. Me and that death cat, we got a personal vendetta. The water in these woods for 40 years, there is no animal in Alaska that can reach out of the water and pull you right in the water like that. Are you sure you're okay?
Starting point is 00:21:36 Wait, there's no animal in Alaska? Not like a polar bear and I'm like a code acme. There's lots of things in Alaska that can pull you in the water like that. The question is, what exactly pulled you in the water and left your leg completely unscathed? Like did the Otterman with his incredible strength pull you in the, nothing's broken, no sprains, he's not hurt.
Starting point is 00:21:57 I guess it was just a friendly, it was a- It was a love. Oh, lonely. A cute man man nice jeans Hmm come give out a man hug It was a love pole. It was a tug on the yeah, we'll tug on the knee cam. Yeah, look at me Hey, it's out of man. Just wanted to They told me they pay me $500 for making an appearance
Starting point is 00:22:21 Where's my check butter union? Where's my check, butter union? Mmm. Okay, on with the hunting. Now we've got the flavor of what's going on here. We're talking about Alaska and these certain monsters that were coming out of the Alaskan woods and certain zones because all the monsters have their own zone. Yeah. The zone 12 and zone 16B makes no fucking sense 16 B, makes no fucking sense whatsoever.
Starting point is 00:22:46 It makes no fucking sense whatsoever. It's like the whisper wolves who were behind us. We didn't end episode a couple of about a month and a half ago. We were talking about the whisper wolves of West Virginia, or Kentucky, wherever they were. And the whisper wolves were only behind a sign that said warning, whisper wolves. Because the whisper wolves, you know,
Starting point is 00:23:04 they're, they're in their place. They'll kill you, right? They're trained well. They stay in their little area. Yeah, don't worry about those Whisper Wolves. They aren't going anywhere. Are you ready for one that's really funny?
Starting point is 00:23:15 Yes. Okay, here it is. They are chasing the West, this, we're going back down into the States. Okay. And now we're going for the West Virginia Yahoo. Okay. The West Virginia Yahoo. That's what it going for the West Virginia Yahoo. Okay. West Virginia Yahoo.
Starting point is 00:23:25 That's what it's called. West Virginia Yahoo. West Virginia Yahoo. Yeah. That Yahoo species is crazy. I think the French Macau. This is not a French Macau. The West Virginia Yahoo is that different.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Oh, it's from Kentucky. We're going after West Virginia's Bigfoot tonight, the Yahoo. Up the hall where we is at, we is here in all kinds of different noises. All that thumping around. We're going after West Virginia's Bigfoot tonight, the Yothed. Up the holler where we is at, we're here in all kinds of different noises, all that thumping around. Remember that rock was on the climb, climbed down to the creek where we sat in. Nah, that's just two teenagers making out. We're over on the ear of the holler.
Starting point is 00:23:56 What is the holler? You're southern, what's the holler? A field? A field. No. I think it's a cave. I think it's a cave. Okay. Hmm Field I think it's a cave. I think it's a cave. Okay, cuz like when you holler it hollers back at you Oh, yeah, that's my guess. What do I fucking know? Oh, don't listen anything. I say cuz I don't know Oh my god boys a hunt started that was close that was real close
Starting point is 00:24:23 We just heard the y'all who scream It's more powerful than I ever imagined. I shook my chest. That was definitely a little bit of a squall one Probably man at y'all who it sound like a locomotive when they let that big old squall out man That thing sounded like jewel on her second album. Yeah Wow, how clearly this is some production assistant on this side. Yeah! Yeah! It sounds like that got you.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Yahoo! There he is! The elusive Yahoo with his email address from 1997. Yahoo! Probably got to get sued for that by the way. You're the lippen daylight side of me. Jim, you got anything in that thermal? I don't got anything on it, but I'm telling you what.
Starting point is 00:25:11 The Yahoo scream is shocking. We just heard it. It's terrifying. That have to clear the woods of every critter a thin half mile of it. We're hearing noises all over the place. You know the Yahoo's here. We got to creep in. We got to go after him.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Easy, easy, easy. Sit down, sit down. Y'all. There he is. The West Virginia Yodler. It's so stupid. Easy boys. Easy, be careful. You don't want to get out of microphone range.
Starting point is 00:25:52 Stay on script, boys. Keep it on my thermal, Jeff. Damn, I think sound like it was right there in front of us. Come on down here. I'm hit you, son of a... It's up at the top of the hill. Get you some of this. 600 pounds of Mountain Dew Diet Coke Drinking Pizza, Licking Dorito Fingers, West Virginia. Look at that boys.
Starting point is 00:26:16 Get you some of this. It's a fucking piece of fun. When someone says that. You know they mean they mean When someone says, come get you some of this, it's time to take an Uber home. You've had too much. If you're ever to bar and your friend says to someone other unknown human being,
Starting point is 00:26:50 come get you some of this. You call it over right away. That's the time to go home. Oh, guys, I'm sorry. Yeah. Where's Billy when you need him? Oh, Billy. Don't get you some of this. This show could not, I mean, it is daring us to laugh at it.
Starting point is 00:27:14 It is daring us to laugh at it. It's just like spinal tap. These guys are really like genius comedy creators. Yeah. Is what they are. And we're all, and there's just too many people taking it way too seriously. I can't believe anybody at home actually after a couple of episodes thinks this is real. No. Like clearly, you don't think this is real. Like they're actually out there with a y- West Virginia y-hoo. I leave it kind of open-ended though, like maybe, maybe.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Well, it's kind of like the hills. Remember the hills? Right. Where we didn't know until the last scene whether or not it was being was A scripted yeah, and then we found out it was indeed scripted. Yes, so disappointing. No else. See why I Thought you love Jason He's got to spend down this for vein guys. We need to get up on level ground We just heard the y'all who screamed. We're hearing noises all around us. We got to get the higher ground now Let's get out of here. Let's move up. What could all those noises be? Couldn't be the cameraman or the lighting guys.
Starting point is 00:28:09 No. Now they say it. Where's the edge, Jeff? Right ahead up, it's on the left. Hold up, hold up, hold up. You see? You see nothing. There he is, there he is, there he is, there he is.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Right there. Right there. Got him, Jeff. Oh, yeah, got him, I got him. 70 yards to the forward. Let's go. By the way, for those of you listening to who may be saying, well, God, Brian, like, you know, I can't even see it. Yep, but don't worry because if you were watching it,
Starting point is 00:28:32 you couldn't see anything either. They're just shaking the camera around a lot. I know. Go and get you some of this. Let's do the thermal camera, the thermal camera. It's, it's like a toy That you that's your kid vice It's like a kaleidoscope, you know in the thermal camera. There's an image of a you know
Starting point is 00:28:53 You might be seeing something 30 yards away Yeah Here it goes boys Get ready We better get on level ground like you're like you're at a I'm just like you're part of the army Rangers or something! We better get on level ground like you're at a... I don't know, like you're part of the army rangers or something. We better get on level ground. It's gonna be a fight where pin down, pin down.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Two episodes ago, you're making friends with the Otterman. Now all of a sudden you're worried about... Yeah. ...about what's gonna happen with the big foot Yahoo! Maybe he just wants to sing to you a little bit. I just sing, right there. Something just went. Is that even moving?
Starting point is 00:29:28 No, I. There's no, Bill. I don't see anything. See that eye? I dare. Oh, I got someone behind us. Here we go, boys. Check the rear. What you got, Jeff?
Starting point is 00:29:42 You got thermal behind us? You just yelled behind us. I don't see anything. I knew that. You're cool. There he is, boys. We're all going to death. You're cool.
Starting point is 00:29:57 That's awesome. That's ridiculous. This is it. Just cause Mascale also have someone yell from that of us. Yeah. And it's also amazing. You're awesome. You're awesome. You're awesome. You's awesome. That's ridiculous. I'm gonna hurt you. This is it. Just cause Mascale also to have someone yell from that other day.
Starting point is 00:30:08 Yeah, and it's also amazing too that nobody gets killed or hurt on any of these. No, please, hold it. I mean, they tell you at the beginning of the show do not try this at home. It's certain death to wait. I don't even know. When you're chasing the death cat, I know.
Starting point is 00:30:23 But, you know, that wouldn't make any sense. No. Maybe they should kill off a character. They should. Yeah, like breaking that. Yeah. Yeah, it's make it real. They're right.
Starting point is 00:30:32 At least have a deep scratch on someone. Yeah, no one ever gets hurt. Someone literally got Paul Dunlater by Otterman and nothing happened. Not a thing. The guy didn't even have hypothermia. I'm not thinking that same thing. Yeah. Alaska and thing. The guy didn't even have hypothermia. I was thinking that same thing. Alaska and water. Yeah, no, not these guys because they're not in Alaska.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Like I told you, they're taping in, you know, Valdosta, Georgia. Not all of them. Yeah, in all our, near the creek. Back on the other side, more one guys. We knew there was more than one Yahoo. When they started working together, it was more than one Yahoo when they started working together. It was just more than one Yahoo. He said yeah. He said yeah. Who was it?
Starting point is 00:31:12 We knew there was more than one Yahoo. It's more than one group. Yeah. Seven of them. The cameras are all pointed at them. Meanwhile, I bet they all still have Yahoo e-mail addresses. Yes. Prapa, there's two.
Starting point is 00:31:28 There's definitely two. We're surrounded. Let's just move forward. We'll see if that one behind us keeps following. We're gonna move right through here. Sounds good. We use our own body as a bait. Yeah, just keep going.
Starting point is 00:31:38 Don't worry about it. See if that one follows this. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna put a Philly cheese steak on the back of my head It will see if he can smell it from over yonder Let's take Billy the camera boy and string him up by his legs See if the West Virginia. Yeah, who could get a hold of him. Oh guys, I don't think that's such a great idea This is this is
Starting point is 00:32:07 Awesome, I love it. I just love watching these shows. I just think it's so funny. You know how much fun I have here late at night in the studio when I'm watching these shows? I'm just laughing so hard because it's ridiculous. It's just ridiculous. This swing right through here, we'll try to get him back around this way. I think the trap's way down to the left. Ah! Close, now right there. Close, close.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Right in front of each trapper. Go, go, go, go, go, say it, we're saying it. Right there it is. It's another nest. Round up. Wast. Where you guys? That was not a nest.
Starting point is 00:32:36 It's a nest. It's a yahoo's nest. Yeah, by the way, these guys are all, and they've now made the distinction. That the big foot makes a nest, and those nests are made by a bunch of trees that fall over on each other, right? So the Yahoo, he takes down trees,
Starting point is 00:32:52 and then he piles up a bunch of trees on top of them, and that's where I guess he has his little big foot eggs. I don't know. There's a big foot nest right there. I don't know what could have done this. I don't know. Shane saw in a couple of tractors. I'm not sure. I don't see any tracks around.
Starting point is 00:33:16 Meanwhile, there's clear tracks around everywhere. I don't know. I've been doing this a long time and I've never seen anything like it. Okay, wait, can I do that over again? I want to do a little more and I've never seen anything like it. Okay, wait, can I do that over again? I wanna do a little more. I've never seen anything like it. Koki-ji-sam-dus. We have a friend who works for Fireside, by the way.
Starting point is 00:33:32 Yes. Who told me that she was in a lot of pitch meetings where these people would come in, right? And so, I don't wanna say names or anything like that. I don't want anybody in trouble, but they would come in and right? And so I don't want to say names or anything like that. I don't want anybody in trouble, but they would come in and they'd be like, yes, I can telepathically communicate with Bigfoot. And I have a show idea about it. She would be like, where are these fucking more? They would come in with all of the gusto that they could in sincerity,
Starting point is 00:34:02 to pitch these meetings about, you know, I can really track bigfoot and I can do all of this. But the those people didn't get a show. It's the actor. I'll have a crop for the cream of the crops. Yeah. Rose. That's right. These guys.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Only the middle Hollywood writer types. Not in on this. By the way, I'm sure that this show is completely scripted and written. If we went back and we looked at the credits on this, right? There has to be writer credits somewhere. There has to be. That's how you knew the hills was fake. You looked at the writer credits.
Starting point is 00:34:32 We're like, wait, they need a writer on the hills? Yes, they do. Okay, what do you think? You want to talk about the death cap? Sure. Okay, let's get a death cap. This one's scary, guys. Oh, fuck a little.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Do a little warning, disclaimer. Yeah, disclaimer. If you have any guys. Uh oh. Fuck a little. Do a little warning. Disclaimer. Disclaimer. Do you have any kind of hard condition? You're fine. Oh, yeah. Thundercats.
Starting point is 00:34:52 Ho! Oh, what? There's a fire in there. What? There's a fire inside that house. We're in Cherokee County, North Carolina, and we just came up on that old bar that we've been trying to get to.
Starting point is 00:35:11 Wouldn't you check it out? Check it out, let's be careful. Go easy, Bob, go easy. There's an old, creepy barn with no lights on. It hasn't been touched in years, and now it's on fire. We gotta get to it. Ha, ha, ha.
Starting point is 00:35:22 At night. No regard for anybody's safety whatsoever. No consideration. If I for anybody's safety whatsoever. No consideration. If I'm, listen, okay. And if any part of this is real, then I gotta say these guys have bigger cahonets than I do because I'm not going into any old barn
Starting point is 00:35:33 that just got set on fire. No. These guys are fucking moron. Like, let me show up at the place. That's been scaring the shit out of kids since 1922. We need to work around and get inside. I love how the music crescendos and then it's nothing. It's like not a thing. Don't really have anything interesting to tell you. You just want to get you excited. Oh, guys, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:36:06 I didn't even get that footage you were looking for. But look, I got some footage of me going through the McDonald's Raptor. You want that? I got an extra small friend didn't even order it. How's that? That's scary. No? Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:22 I got someone else's order. I'm sorry, guys. I was trying to make sure everything was all set up, but didn't really work I guess I had to go back to school We work around to the front of this barn to the opening and it's absolutely shocked There's grapevine hanging all over the place who set the fire There's a fire built right in the middle behind it is a door that looks like it grew out of the ground I'm door looks like it's around the door looks like a girl out of the ground
Starting point is 00:37:02 It is by the way guess you said I'm gonna let, let me, let me share with you what's going on. Yes, please do. Be our eyes. Like a farm, it's like a farmhouse, right? One story farmhouse and the farmhouse is completely empty in the middle. Only the side walls exist. The side walls and then the rafters of the ceiling.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Okay. Now there is old dead grapevine, you know, dragged across the top of the ceiling. And then there is a campfire. Not a like it's on fire. It's like an actual campfire, a neatly made campfire. Well, like, like, Boy Scout made, right? It's just as neat as it can be with the stones around it.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Clearly they're adhering to some kind of fire marshal requirements, like the stones around it. There's a trend still in every day. They were being safe. Whoever the whisper wolf or death fan or whatever. I don't want to start no for fire. Only you can prevent for fires. Smoky the bear clearly clearly there to supervise the death cat.
Starting point is 00:37:56 And then there is a door that is just in the middle of this whole thing. Yeah, it's a door and it's got a picture. Remember the Thundercat logo? Yeah, remember the Thundercat the cartoon? The logo. Thunder, Thunder, Thundercat. Remember the Thundercat Slogo? Yeah. You remember the Thundercat, the cartoon, the logo? Yes, Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thundercat SRAAR! Okay, now same thing, right? Thundercat logo. Exactly same thing as the Thundercat logo,
Starting point is 00:38:12 except for like one of the teeth is different. Is what they did is they just took the Thundercat logo and they painted it very neatly and nicely, as like a real logo on the middle of the door, but it's red and dark red, and then a little dripping down to make it look like blood. So, I mean, they don't exactly have the cream of the crop. It's far as the set guys are working here.
Starting point is 00:38:34 Okay, you know what's gonna be real scary? An actual campfire. Like an action, like, the fires set by some death cat. Don't you think it would just be like a wild, crazy fire going on? Yes. No, these guys are are this is to keep these guys warm Welcome to the Lord It's not connected to anything no walls nothing that symbol it's like the other half of my brain
Starting point is 00:39:01 It's like my paycheck. It's not connected to anything It's like a podcaster's paycheck. It's not connected to anything. Most well-paid podcaster this right of my own street. Is that the death cat? I think it is. What's all this mean? I don't know, I won't find out. Be careful in there. Look at all these vines. Oh, I understand this. Guys, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:36 Cass, come here. I think I found the death cat. A seven-foot tall with blood dripping down his face. Come here! Come on with me! That doesn't tip you off, I don't know what does. Yeah, come here. What?
Starting point is 00:39:55 Come here. Come here. Look here. What the... Houdley, there's a serial killer running around Atlanta. I found him. Come here! What the... Take. I found him come here. What the?
Starting point is 00:40:08 Take your shirt off and come here. Put your gun down and come on over here. Take that mace out of your purse. Come on. Is that the one who's following? It looks like like her? She's watching something. Hello? We're back right to go inside that barn. Huckleberry looks over and spots a little girl out in that soybean field. I think she's okay.
Starting point is 00:40:34 What's she doing out here? What would it? Try to get to her? Alright. She's trying to catch a Pokemon? Yeah. By the way, this is where it all goes off the rails for me, right? Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:49 I mean, listen, the Thundercat logo clearly was a, you know, no Thundercat is doing any kind of painting like that, right? Or whatever they think it is, like the, I don't know, somebody out there trying to scare people. But then there's a girl out in the soil being soil, so a field and then she's got like a night gown on, right? And then her hand is sticking out one her left hand is sticking out all you can see is the back of her head her left hand is sticking out
Starting point is 00:41:09 and there's blood dripping off of her right and this guy is like hey you okay hello it's all just so wonder. It's also wonderful. It's a theoretical. That's much more for you to see what happens. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello, little bleeding girl out in the field. Is there anything wrong with you?
Starting point is 00:41:37 Bad. Nodger had once for doe and twice for yes. I've got a camera crew here We've got an ambulance on standboy craft services really good food. Yeah. Hey, do you mind telling me what all this fire's about up here? Nope, she doesn't talk either Yeah, that was over there. Yeah. Damn. She's taking off.
Starting point is 00:42:08 She's taking off. We're scared. We're scared. Up. Guys, I'll go there. You take this. Yeah, let's get it. Let's split up.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Yeah, that's the situation called. That's the situation calls for splitting up. Yes. That way the death cat, if he gets ahold of us, we won't be able to defend ourselves Meanwhile, we'll go chase that little girl out in the cornfield. I don't scare her anything. Don't worry about it. Hello Hello We just heard a noise around the side of the barn me and Jeff's going to go try to check on that little girl
Starting point is 00:42:39 Where she going and Hux's going to go check out that noise. Where is she going? Where is she going? Where is she going? She's going to wardrobe. She's changed for the next scene. She's got to make an appearance on Dance Mall later on this week. She's on the seven little Johnston's. Why is there a little girl out here in the middle of the night?
Starting point is 00:43:06 Hello Nice and easy, Jay Nice and easy Hey little girl you want some of this? What did he say? Come and get some of this. Yeah, I'm ready to fight you a little girl. Oh My god, are you okay? Yeah, I'm ready to fight you a little girl. Oh my god. Are you okay?
Starting point is 00:43:26 Are you okay? We talk to you. Listen, his voice sounds creepy in the first place. Like if somebody was asking me that, if I had been hit by a car, then someone was like, hey, you okay? Can we talk to you for a minute? I'd be like, no, let me die.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Do not render first aid. Did it was that noise right out back here? What was that noise? It was the sound guy. It was up there. I don't know about this. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, She's like, I'm tired, I want to go take a nap. Child labor laws. Is this on camera? It's on camera, but you don't understand. Is the entire show is filmed as if it's night vision goggles.
Starting point is 00:44:35 Right. When it's clearly not, there are lots of lights and everything. I mean, everything is, you know, weirdly black and white, almost, right? Right. Like this weird, purplish gray color. Right. And there is a girl that they're being filmed. Again, she's from behind, she's in a nightgown, and then she just sticks her hand up pointing at something.
Starting point is 00:44:53 Is it like a Poltergeist girl? Yeah. And for the girl in the TV that like twists her head and that one movie or whatever it was, the ring. Okay, just. Yeah, exorcist. No, it was called the ring. It was like later on.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Yeah. You know, she walked through the TV like all weird stuff like that Fucking bullshit All the bunch of work shit It's so fake. It's not even funny. Yeah, I just imagined someone at home like holy shit I really got themselves in trouble now I'll be gonna get out of this boys Hey honey Seriously this time they're really in trouble. Yeah, right jack Get out of this boys hey
Starting point is 00:45:29 Seriously this time they're really in trouble. Yeah, right Jack Take out the trash or you're really in trouble But only it's live. We've got the death cat. They've got the death cat and now they found some little girl. Shut up to the dishes bastard lazy fuck one more warning we're getting a divorce it's not gonna matter cuz the dead cats gonna kill us all I just imagine that there are people somewhere somewhere that believes it's a thing you got blessed you know it's like there's lots of people believe in Santa Claus. They're usually under five. Yeah, but you know, yeah. But listen, teach their own if they believe that, you know, the Thundercats exist and they believe that it's only entertaining.
Starting point is 00:46:16 That it is. When you look at it in this context, it's entertaining. Like if I was to take this with any degree of seriousness, which I did for most of my life, I didn't give it one bit of thought. I just never watched these shows. But then when I realized, when I started doing the commercial break, and we started thinking about, you know, all the absurd things that we could talk about on the show,
Starting point is 00:46:35 this came into mind, came to mind because I had for one second turned it on one time, and then I'm like, oh, come on, please, right? When you get into it, it's this well-core you graft, sound effects, yeah, visuals, it's a dance that they're doing with the camera. I mean, who's named Huckleberry? The other guy's named Trapper. And he just so happens to be the Trapper. My mom named me after Trapper Senior. He died in a horrible Whisper Wolf trapping accident. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:11 Yeah. Meanwhile, my favorite part about all of this, my favorite part, and I'll remind you, as I have on other shows regarding these topics, is that never, not once, as any of this been called on camera. No, no. Once that runs the mystique.
Starting point is 00:47:27 If you were truly a trapper of any of kind of things, that runs the mystique. Yeah, the show's over at that point. It's like, well, I guess there are big things. What good is our show? I guess we can, I guess we don't need the stick doors out in the middle of the forest anymore. Starting forest fires.
Starting point is 00:47:48 If there had once been any kind of legitimate evidence that Bigfoot existed, coming from one of these shows, now I realize there is evidence out there that people have presented about Bigfoot and I'm not, I don't claim to know anything about that, about, I don't claim to know anything about the other people who don't have television shows, scientists that are presenting this, I'm a scientist, I don't know what that is. I am. I don't claim to know anything about that.
Starting point is 00:48:14 What I'm talking about is the show specifically. If there had been one single, Iota of proof, or imagery that showed this, don't you think they'd be the most famous people in the world? Like their eyes would change. So if I was Huckleberry or Trapper or Billy the cameraman, if I was any of these people, my main objective in life while filming these shows, if I literally see them every time, is to get the proof. That's right. I would have can't I know helicopters and drones and I mean I would cut back on a few of the extra people with fake guns
Starting point is 00:48:50 I would just focus on the camera Parkers, right? You don't need any of those other people yelling at screaming Get Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid Gid RIP now we look back on some of the better Now we look back on some of the moments from Huckleberry Careful boy, it's careful. He got me. I'm in the water Huckleberry He dared to dream He flew too close to the sun
Starting point is 00:49:45 Or in this case being flipped. Oh my God, it's too much fun. It's too much fun. I love you. I love you. I hear, listen, I've got five more clips. Of course, we never get through them. We never get through any of them
Starting point is 00:49:59 because we're always laughing. Because we're all, you stupid ourselves. But we'll do another episode. We'll do another episode because that's the way that we do that we run over We'll do another episode Okay, all right Too good too much fun the Olympics are over. I saw that yeah, it sucks Yeah, but the next Olympics are six months away That is true. It is true. The 2021 Olympics now, 2020 Olympics now playing in 2022.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Yeah. Yeah. The winter ones are coming up in February. I think it's February. February. Really? Yeah. In 2022? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I guess you're right. Yeah. Wow. But no one cares about the winter Olympics. I love the winter ones. I like the one where they do the sliding of the rocks. What is that called? Yeah. What's the sliding of the rocks?
Starting point is 00:50:49 The sliding of the rocks, you know. I like them all. Oh, I don't know what it's called. Whatever. I like that. That's what I like. I like the Olympics because I like watching all of the odd sports. And it gives you a lot of, you can kill a ton of fucking time.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Just watching all of these weird sports, right? Yeah. And now I got nothing to watch. Now I gotta go back to, I don't know. Now I gotta go back to Whisper Wolves. About monster hunters. Yeah, now I gotta go back to monster hunters. I spend way too much time on the internet.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Wait till you hear what I have. I got rap battles, I got all kind of stuff coming up in the future. That's good. It's gonna be so much fun. Yeah, but I just thought I'd mention that the Olympics is over. And America did win the gold medal count by one. That's right, they did. By one. Yeah, which wasn't a particularly strong year for the
Starting point is 00:51:27 For the Americans It was a weird here Yes, you think Come get you some of this 2020 DCB podcast now available on Fireside. We will be recording live on Fireside once or twice. We're actually doing it right now, recording live on Fireside.
Starting point is 00:51:49 But we're not inviting the audience quite yet, because we want to make sure we can get the technical aspect of this right. Maybe we'll answer some questions after we get done recording, but because it's taken us a long time to get the all the... It's taking me a long time to figure out. That's one part of the chord. Yeah, it's taking... This one chord. It's taking a of time to figure out this one chord
Starting point is 00:52:06 It's taking a long time to figure out this one It's been an elusive chord to figure out I just Did it yeah, and then the guy from fires. I got on and he's in one second. He diagnosed We spent weeks trying to fix that problem and in one second he diagnosed it He's like well do you have the right cord? And I'm like, yes. Maybe. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Also. What kind of cord is that? You tell me what kind of cord it is. First, I want to make sure you know about it first. Nice. Nice. I want to think rich from fireside to help. That's how it was.
Starting point is 00:52:43 He was like, well, do you have the right cord? And I'm like, yeah, I do. do name you tell me the name of the court. I want to make sure you know what you're talking about And then he's like, he's like, let's say it at the same time and I'm like, It's killing He's like, no wrong cord. That's shit damn. Yeah, I thought I had the right cord But I did, but anyway, now it's working. And there you go, on FireSide, so do us a favor, and download the FireSide app,
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Starting point is 00:53:37 Go to YouTube, subscribe, watch from episode number 85 on, watch all the way through, write the Easter eggs or the clues that you see throughout the episode, write them down. You'll be able to answer the question when I ask it in a couple weeks from now, and you'll be entered into win, the next prize, which we'll tell you about when the time comes. We like to keep it a secret. It's a night with the death cat. It's a cat. It's a good night. It's a saving of monsters.
Starting point is 00:54:00 Oh my god, the nevian awesome. I wish I, you know what I'm'm gonna do I'm gonna make an effort to get one of these guys on the program. Yes. Yeah, we're gonna see how far they take this huckleberry. He seems like a nice guy. Yeah. When he's not busy putting his life, putting his life to. That's a great idea. That is a good idea.
Starting point is 00:54:16 And you know what? For something tells me that they're probably available to record this podcast. They'll go, how many people you have listening and then I'll go, this many? Oh, that's a lot more zeros than we got This is our big break I think it's a great idea. So anyway, you know the deal go to fireside Instagram's YouTube all that shit Okay, here's how it goes. What else do you have for me? I love you holding. I love you Brian best to you Chrissy
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