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I said that it was globes everywhere. There's propaganda, but it's the truth. And you don't have any people who don't believe in Flat Earth. They believe that we're in a solar system. They reach out to me. They're like, Candice, you know what? You're right. I have been looking in stores and there are globes everywhere.

Like there are globe toys and there's globes in the decorations. And you said that on your show and people thought you were crazy, but it's true. Why are they pushing the globes? And I said, well, I think it's because of NASA won't spend billions of dollars a month, but they tried to say that I'm crazy because I said that and they still go on my social media and my comments. And they say, are you seeing globes everywhere?

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I want you to sleep in this bag and if you hear something poking around in the middle of the night, it's the Penye. You're being healed. You're being healed. That's it. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. So I say Riz I got Riz. Oh, yeah, you got really which I thought meant something totally different than it actually means I Don't know Rizzle drizzle and I was wrong about that. It means coverage. I know Yeah, you gotta keep up with all the comings and goings of the world Chrissy if you're gonna be a noted podcast host I just learned that Smartlist will be moving over to serious X exam. I saw that for 100 million dollars

Next yes, the commercial break we move for $1.50 in a song Well, that's okay because we were making 50 cents in a song and so we decided to move to the place with the dollar 50 I'm the aunty. Yes, we did The podcast universe ises and Flux, and we're all moving from here to there. And it just goes to show that not even at the top are the waters calm and still. That's right.

Even at the top, the boats are rustling around, jockeying for position, if you will. But don't worry. This podcast will still be going on forever. We're contractually obligated to do 2,640 more shows of this in January alone. Yep. And it's January 28th. So there you go.

We're going to get it done. I have no idea. I went to take the kids were getting restless. So I took them over the weekend. I took them to this place called Adventure Air. Adventure Air. Adventure Air, which is like an indoor play place. And it sounds like it.

Despite the name of the place, it's not like a trampoline park, you know trampoline parks are incredibly dangerous for your own children But we still take them all the time. I don't know why because we've had one child It's broken a bone doing that. I love them too, but we're adults Yeah, so we can control the way our body flies right how we land most of the time anyway So so we go to this place at Adventure Air and I gotta tell you, I really had such a grand time at this place, not only do they have a lot of fun things for the children to do, but then the adults

can get involved too, they don't care if you also. Like they have slides and zip lines and you land on air-inflated things and foam pits and all kind of stuff. They have a floor that's just small trampoline so you bounce from one trampoline to the other hoping that you miss the crisscross grid pattern that is cement basically so you smack yourself down.

I have a hard time even doing that. And I'm sure this place is sanitized. Totally sanitized. Totally sanitized. Yes, pee-pee-poop-poop. Yes, because I look across the room and there's one toddler wearing nothing but a diaper, green snot.

He's basically slurping it up. His green snot and he's got shit running down his leg. His mom's dragging him around by one arm and I'm like, that, you need a fishing license, but when it comes to parenting, don't worry about it. You're good, whoever, whenever. I cannot believe the way, I mean, a parent and not a not a very good one and one that's still learning because my kids are very young but you notice some things sometimes and it's hard not

to judge exactly what's going on in that situation. You're like wow that is completely the opposite of what I would do. Now I'm not saying parenting is not easy and there's lots of different ways to get it done and my dad proved you can just ignore the kids basically and hopefully they'll turn out okay. Yeah, dad, I'm a podcaster making no money. How are things going? Thanks for that. Yeah, thanks for that. But there are, then there are just like clear cut instances where you know that that's just bad parenting altogether. Like dragging your kid across the floor wearing

nothing but a diaper, shit rolling down his leg and snot just, he's just bad parenting all together like dragging your kid across the floor wearing nothing but a diaper shit rolling down his Neck leg and snot just he's just eating it for breakfast. It's Disgusting flying through on this Shitting he was just like he's doing this whole number And then there's this climbing wall that the kids can climb like this electronic climb was hard to describe Anyway, he's he's like just keeps on putting his hands inside these little climbing cups. They're not actual rocks. They're like inserts and you grab them and they're plastic so they have more durability. You just piece of wipe in his nose and putting it in there. Just wiping his nose and putting it in there. So one of the things that they have, the big,

like in the center. I just felt like six, a six minutes coming on. Yes, just thinking about it. Yes. And that's why it doesn't matter how hard you try to clean your house, to clean your children, to keep them from touching things out in the world. It doesn't matter because they are going to get sick and they're going to get sick very, very often. There has not been 50, I mean, we have 50 people living in this household

plus one obnoxious dog. There has not been 50 healthy I mean, we have 50 people living in this household, plus one obnoxious dog. There has not been 50 healthy people at one time in this house since we started having children. It just hasn't happened. Someone's always got some version of something. And it's, I'm such a germaphobe, but you just have to get over it. You have to be like, okay, whatever, you got to get in there and get your hands dirty. Oh, someone just had a blowout.

Okay. The other day, it's my wife's like your hands dirty. Oh, someone just had a blowout. Okay. This is the other day, it's from my wife's like, you check and see if the baby had a blowout. Well, I can smell the baby had a blowout a mile away. I know what that means. It means you want me to change the diaper. And that's torture for me because I really like, I get physically ill when I see poop.

I cannot take it. I just can't take it. I can do the blood gushing out of the head all day long. I was okay there. The shit is not for me. But I go to check the diaper and you gotta be careful because sometimes when you stick your hand in the diaper, you're just sticking your hand in a pile of poop

is what you're doing. How many times does that happen? So many. But now. Yep. Yep. Yeah, she shit herself. She also shit me. In addition shit herself. She also shit me.

In addition to herself, she also shit me. Affirmative. Yeah, that's affirmative. You want to smell? Because I could, a mile down the street. Check it here, the baby had a smell. I know what that means. It means go change her. That's what it means. It means where have you been all day? Could you go change?

Could you go pay attention to our children for one minute? Okay, all right, I get it. So one of the, I gotta just follow up on that story. So I go to change her and now she's at the point where she's got her own free will. You know what I'm saying? She's not just like a lump of lard sitting there You just grab their legs wipe their butt throw the diaper back on and get it done with

Now they have their own free will and they just she just thinks it's hilarious to wiggle and writhe and grab down there When you're trying to change her so half the time the shit just ends up all over her hand all over you down on the floor It's just a whole fucking who's how can you not get sick? How can you not be ill all the time? So in the middle of this adventure, Air Place, have you ever seen the show and I know you have, Wipe Out? Yes.

Such a funny show. Such a funny show. I have a love hate with those types of shows. Why? Well, like Jackass was definitely an extreme version of those types of things, but I have a love hate because I don't like to see people get hurt. Well, and Jackass and on Wipeout,

they're all volunteering to do this. It's not like someone's coming across and hitting you across the head with a baseball bat. Unbeknownst to you. I just love it. I think it's so funny because I love how people's bodies are flailing around and they're making jokes about it.

They have the funny noises, the sound effect. Boi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi. It's kind of like the commercial break. So in Wipeout, in the second round, they have like whatever they call it, the terminator, the stick, they're all standing on a podium. Don't they have like the water or two that circulated,

the lava, whatever it's supposed to be? Yeah, that's the end of it. But imagine there are five lily pads, two stories in the air, 15 feet up in the air, whatever it is. And then they have this big swinging arm. And there's a pole in the middle and then a big swinging arm.

And you have to jump over the pole as it sweeps around you, right? Can you duck? You can duck, you can jump, you can do it however you have to get it done. Can you just lay there? You could, but they started putting like three different heights of them, so you have to jump, duck, cover, jump, duck, cover, jump, duck, cover, but it goes faster and faster

until everyone's off and the last one standing obviously wins. Well, they have a kids version of this in this place. It's on a big air mat, blow-up air mattress, so imagine like a huge blow-up air mattress three four feet in the air and then they have two arms, one down low, one up high and it kind of goes around relatively slowly, right? So up, down, jump, duck, duck, jump, duck, jump, duck. I could not stop laughing because there was one child, and I refuse to say whether that was my child or not. It was one child.

He's young, he's not got the hang of all of his facilities yet, right? So he's trying his best to process what's coming at him, but he just can't always get it right. So sometimes he jumps and he gets his legs taken out from under him and he falls on his face, but it's on an air mattress. So okay, right?

Sometimes he ducks, but he ducks a little too slow and he gets hit in the head, right? Chrissy. He loved it. He's a parent as they're laughing. I could not stop laughing. He loved it. For 30 straight minutes, I watched as this kid

got just got repeatedly pounded in the head by this thing swinging around and hitting him in the head. Hitting him in the head. He tried ducking him in the head. He tried and get up and hit him in the back. He tried and jumped though. Other one would come at him in the face. His body was mangled. It was just flying all over the place. He thought it was funny. I thought it was funny. It was the best thing in the world. And I thought to myself. I thought it was funny. It was the best thing in the world. And I thought to myself, certainly my child now has brain damage

because he just got repeatedly in that. But I'm like, what am I gonna do? The kids having fun. Everybody's laughing. Yeah, some kids play football at this age. My kid tries to do the wipeout game. So eventually, at one point point he added all to himself, but then other kids started joining in there.

Well he got smart at one point and just decided if he could outrun it, then it would never get him because it's kind of going slow. So if he could just run in a circle, he could win. But he was taking the kids out a longer way. He jumped from one. Well he was not shoving necessarily, but he jumped taking the kids out along the way. He jumped from one. Well, he was not shoving necessarily, but he jumped up on their lily pad. They'd get off their feet. Yeah. And then both of them would fall and hit each other.

So other parents were getting upset. They were like, you can't do that. And I'm like, where are the rules for three year olds? Where are the rules for three year olds? You can't do that. What do you mean you can't do that? Try and tell a three year old to stay still for more than two minutes. Right, in a place like that. I think this place was awesome. I thought to myself this is like commercial break Christmas party material right here. We should come here. Ziplines, slides, they had one slide. Have you seen those images of like the big water

slides in Texas and other places where you slide? I don't know a hundred feet like straight down on an oiled oil piece of plastic and then it has a lip at the end and you just go flying in the air Do twists and jumps or whatever that looks like so much fun to me But I know that it's probably terrifyingly Terrifying because I'm eight heights. That's why I probably wouldn't even want to look down.

But if I could get myself to the point where I could actually go, I think it would be fun, but I also know that it probably hurts when you land in correctly on that one. It's like landing on cement. So they have one of those slides, but you go off into like an air mattress and the slide is not small. It's also not crazy big, but you go off into like an air mattress and the slide is not small. It's also not crazy big, but it's not small. These some of these kids, some of the larger kids, we're getting some real air because

they had some weight going down there. You know what I'm saying? Well there was one kid and he was pushing and shoving all the way. There's like a line to get up on the slides. There's five or six slides attached to this one stairwell. They have people there that are trying to manage the process. But I imagine that's hard. It's just really hard and the kids want to pay no attention to anybody, right? So this one kid comes bowling up his way and he knocks over, I mean, he's just knocking over children, including mine.

And so I put my hand in front of him and I said, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody's getting a turn here, bro. It's okay. Just take a deep breath, settle down. Well, I'll get there. You knocked over this young lady here and a couple of others. You should stop. And he's like, whatever, man, like that, you know, like fucking Bart Simpson. I'm like, dude, even I know that's not cool. Whatever you just said, right?

You could have said, settle down with your is or something, you know, I don't know. Whatever the kids are saying. His haptic cat, get off a kid. Whatever, man. That's what he said. He goes, whatever man. I'm like, okay, dude.

All right. So he comes bowling up the guy upstairs like, hey, dude, you got to slow down. You can't just be knocking kids over. But he's like, whatever man. Fucking brat. Yeah. Fucking brat.

Right? Were you going, you can't do that? Yeah, you can't do that. I did. But that, I think it was inappropriate, you can't do that. That's a kid to just stand still while some sweeping arms, some scary big arm comes to knock you off your pad. You can't tell a kid to sit still. However, a line, everybody knows what a line is from like two years old. You learn what a line is. You know what a line is. You take your turn. And by the way, they're carrying these huge mats for the slide. So they're just knocking kids over as they go along to taking them out one by one. It's all dangerous. It's all a huge one. Basically, but whatever, we're there and they're having fun.

He signed the waiver. Yes. So this kid gets up to the top. He's older, he's probably 10, 11 years old. Big, bigger kid, big bone child, right? And he gets up there, knocks a couple more people on the way over, make sure that he's first in line, even everybody's been waiting. He just cuts off everybody,

runs and jumps onto the slide with the lip. Well, he runs and he jumps off the slide with the lip and he catches some real air and he tilts sideways and he falls kind of on his shoulder, you know, with his head kind of bouncing on the air mattress. It was not a, it didn't look like it was a very comfortable position for him to land. Yeah.

And he gets up and he's instantaneously crying, right? He's like, Oh, mommy, mommy. So I yell down and I go, yeah, whatever, man. Take that. Karma, bitch. One for the little people. And then I got kicked out. All right, we got kicked out.

That's enough, kid. Yeah. I was like, instant karma. And part of me was, wanted to be a dad and like go down there and be like, ah, it's okay because clearly the mom was nowhere around, probably ever. I don't know. But part of me wanted to be a dad and go down there and be like, all right, man, you landed sideways, it's okay.

You get back up right again, you'll do it, right? It's okay. He didn't hurt him. I don't think he physically hurt himself. I think it was scary, is what it was. The way he got a lot of air and then he landed sideways. But then part of me was like, well, no, that's a lesson in life. You know, you're a shithead and you landed sideways.

So there you go. You're shithead and you shit yourself. Yeah. Now do me a favor. Go check and make sure my daughter doesn't have a blowout. We'll see how you feel then. Dennis the fucking menace. Some people just cannot be parents. It's like Chrissy and I were watching TikTok videos before the show. And there's this, I'll give them a shout out. It's called the cringe club. They're on Instagram. I think they're on TikTok too. Oh, we were watching Instagram. They were on TikTok too. And they, you know, put up cringy like videos, right? One of the videos that they had, which is actually a series of videos

they've been putting up now from the same creator. And it's a mother and she is likening herself, one of these mom fluencers. And she's a bigger bone lady herself. Let's just say it that way. She's got her phone obviously set somewhere in the kitchen so that you can see what she's doing. And what she's doing and she, on the text,

it says follow or watch me as I make my kids breakfast. Breakfast, yeah. She takes a donut, like an extra double size, extra large, crispy cream donut. I mean, the kind you buy at the grocery store for $1.99 that you know have been cooked in the oil that the potato salad was cooked in yesterday.

You know what I'm saying? Like the extra fatty, fatty, and then they just jizzle drizzle that whole thing with sugar. I mean it is blub blub blub blub blub in sugar. It's all over the place. It's covered in white sugar. She takes it, cuts it up into 10 little slices, puts a fucking fardorama juice box on that kid's plate and hands it to her child who's watching cartoons by the way in the morning who couldn't be more than two years old Could not be more than two years old and the kid even looked at her like this Huh, that's what she want me to eat for fucking breakfast and starts eating it You put a donut in front a sugary donut in front of a kid for breakfast every morning

Hmm, that is the best household in the world until it's not the best household in the world Yeah, how are these people? how are these people procreating? I, yeah, it was disturbing. I'm not saying I never give my kids sugar for breakfast because if I have to make breakfast, it's waffles and syrup. It's Mickey shaped waffles and syrup. Usually the Mickey shape came in the ego box before I even made it, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I mean, I guess anything's better than nothing. But, for sure. But. But. Jeez. Yeah. You guys are all going the way of the dodo bird. Yeah, I mean I guess anything's better than nothing but sure but but Yeah, you guys are all going the way of the dodo bird if you keep on feeding your kids these sugary treats You just talked about this the last episode once they get that taste they never get it out of their mouth It's like that Tammy and Bami Lou or whoever on my thousand-pound sisters And they think that that diet coke has negative calories in it Yeah, unbelievable and pound sisters and they think that Diet Coke has negative calories in it. Yeah.

Unbelievable. This is the household that these people were raised in and I don't think that, don't it? So when I go to one of these places, these, yeah, Venture Air, Indoor Park, you can really see how terrible the parenting is. Oh, I bet. Yeah. There's all kinds.

There's a birthday party going on in the back. Oh, God. In one of these rooms, right? And two of these mothers are dressed up, swear to God, dressed up like, I don't know how I say this nicely, girls of the night, ladies of the night. Okay. That's probably the best way to describe it.

They are full blown clown makeup on, boobs hanging out, high cut skirts. It is 26 degrees outside in Atlanta. They have nothing on under those skirts and they're prancing around in their high heels. This was the birthday party? The birthday party that was going on in the back of this adventure area. They had like five separate private rooms. This was one of them. So the reason why I even knew that these ladies were in a birthday party

is because I walked to go to the restroom and this lady had two cups of wine in her hand. And when I tried to pass her, she refused to move to the side. So I was like, oh, okay, I guess I'll back up from the hallway so that you can get out with your two cups of wine. She was going towards you. She was coming toward me. I was in the hallway. She turned the corner when she turned the corner. She didn't move.

Like, she could have just moved to the side. We all could have gotten by, but she did, right? So then when I'm coming back, I notice she's in one of these glass rims. Okay, whatever. Five minutes later, I see this little kid, cute little kid, bouncing on one of those trampoline things And he bounces and he hits one of those cement grids things in the middle Yeah, he hits it with his knee right and instantaneously He's crying and instantaneously some of the attendants that are there run over because I think they can also tell that this kid May have just really hurt himself not just like I will boo boo, but just hurt himself

He is crying crying crying, crying, right? And I happened to be close, and even though the people came over, I just kinda walked over and I'm like, are you okay, are you okay? And he just wouldn't, he wouldn't look at anybody, he's just crying, crying. And he, my mommy, my mommy, my mom!

Guess what? 15 minutes later, mom appears with two glasses of wine in her fucking hand, it's all shaken out To say it's okay get up. That's what she said to him. It's okay. Get up Wow, and then walk back to the party because her looking The men the single men or the married men or the whatever all the dads looking at her tits were more important than her kid Who probably just broke his fucking patella I'm like god damn trampolines thing

It pisses me off. We should have tests to procreate. I can imagine there's all forms You know with those types of places that you see parenting crying laughing mad mad sad it's all there. Yeah poop It's like scrapes. Yes. It's like we've said we've cash in Blood pouring out of your head Getting questioned by the nurses. Do you have a safe place to live? Would you consider your home a loving environment and I'm like, what?

Shut up I consider my home a loving environment who says says no to that? I know. No, not really I don't know. I'm never around them. Yeah, it sounds like everything's okay out there. You've heard of the commercial break Can I turn you on? Will you follow on Apple real quick? Hey before you put those stitches in, can you follow on Apple? Yeah, give them a percent, whatever you need to. Give me your phone. I'll pull it up for you. While you're doing stitches, I'm going to pull it up.

I'll make sure you hear it. Okay, let's take a break and, you know, maybe we'll show up on the other side of it. Sorry to interrupt, but that's kind of my thing these days. If you're sick of me interrupting Brian, give us a call at 626-ASK-TCB3, leave us a voicemail, and maybe I'll interrupt you on the show instead. You'd love that, wouldn't ya? You can also text us at 855-TCB-8383 and check out our website, tcbpodcast.com, for all things TCB.

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Doing like a yoga pose. Yeah, yoga pose. With the, you know, the vagina lips hanging out, you know. Your best friend would be your only enemy of love. Or whatever the fuck they put. And you're like, what in the f... What does this have to do with the price of tea in China? I don't understand.

I'm not getting it. I'm not thinking about it. But, you know, okay. All right. They have more followers than we do. So I guess there's something to it. Maybe I should put a nut hugger on and start doing those things.

Maybe I will actually. Do some yoga poses. Do some yoga poses. My flabby ass and my mantits. So we're always, you know, kind of making fun of you. The picture of that. Kiss me. So we're always, I think, I think maybe not making fun of, but poking at the hypocrisy that is some of these influencers.

But there is, and this is gonna take a little bit of a serious turn, but not too serious, it's a commercial break. I was gonna take a bit of a serious turn as there's this other level of influencers who really consider themselves healers. And they think, you know, I had a bad spell of drinking in college and I sobered up mainly

because now I only drink wine out of a bottle and it's more than $100. But I'm a healer because I one time went to a retreat and, you know, I made it all the way to Sonoma for a healing seminar, you know, and now they're healing everybody. I'm healing every come to my healing retreat. I'm healing you. And they consider themselves spiritual gurus, right?

Some quasi spiritual guru, self-aggrandizing, egotistical ass clowns that are out there, just pretending that they have all the answers to your woes, especially when you're in a vulnerable position, which oftentimes we find ourselves in 100% of the time. In 2024, it's hard not to feel like the world's beating you up a little bit. Whatever your problems are, emotional, spiritual, financial, you know, death in in the family sickness in the family Whatever it is it leads to this kind of existential crisis Sometimes you're looking for something you're looking for something anything and I know so many of these people that are just really And I'd say the seekers the seekers are the seekers because they are deep feelers They are deep thinkers and they want something more out of life than clocking in clocking out out, and putting a smile on your face. And they procrastinate. Yeah, they're procrastinating.

It's just like Chrissy and I. But we have a whole lot of friends who I would consider seekers, and some of them not for reasons because they're so vulnerable, just because they're genuinely curious, right? They think there's a better way to live, and they're out there trying to find it and I applaud them for that I am a procrastinator, so I'm too lazy to do any of that But should I ever get there? I'll feel that way too, but I have but in all seriousness I have been there and I have done it and I've been through the Seminars and I've read the self-help books and I've studied other religions and I've you know, whatever I've meditated

Yes, even sometimes naked And by the way while we're on the subject of influencers taking half naked poses and writing stupid things on their Instagram captions, it is not meditating if you have a- if you're taking a selfie at the same time. I'm just sharing that. I do not know which meditation class you went to where they said videotape it and then repost it on TikTok with some clever ass saying from fucking Dr. Wayne Dyer and that will make you healed. I don't know what that is. I say all this because I was speaking with a good friend of ours, Allison Hare of the culture changers podcast. Yes. Love Allison too.

She's been a fan of the show and a friend of the show for a long time. And maybe even part of the reason why we even got into this business in the first place was Allison was, you know, promoting podcasting in general and asked if we wanted to, if I wanted to- She was an early adopter. She was. So Alison and I were talking the other day and she was sharing with me an interesting story and I connected the dots. One of my friends a couple of months ago, about a year ago, decided that he was going to do a Seekersymen... Seekersymen... Seekersymen...

How do you say that? Silla-symen? Silla-symen. Mushrooms. Why do I keep calling it Seekersymen? Seekersymen! Seeking the slymen with Silla-symen. Silla-symen.

Some words just don't come out of your mouth. Silla-symen. He was going to do Silicebun therapy. That means a trained quote unquote therapist, mushroom therapist will be with you while you take a journey on the magic mushrooms. And that leads to, I don't know, some deeper level of consciousness, awareness, whatever.

Yeah, that's becoming a thing now. It's very much a thing, but then there are therapists and then there are Theranauts. I don't know what they call themselves. They're Theranauts. They're astronauts who are therapists who also do magic mushrooms. Right.

Who also have Instagram followings. I'm not sure what they are, but there are people who think that they can walk you through these things and they have little to no training about any of this. They certainly probably don't have any medical experience. They haven't been trained to do this. They've just done it themselves.

They've just done it themselves. And they've watched a bunch of other people do it and they figure they get you through a bad trip no matter what happens. That may be the case because mushrooms in general are not very dangerous, if done correctly, right? No one overdoses on magic mushrooms. It doesn't happen. You don't hear about that.

But she, my friend decided he was going to go do this and he did go do this. And he ended up becoming friends with the person who was administering this type of treatment and his wife who own a healing center here in Georgia. They ended up getting invited to a Costa Rican psilocybin retreat, which is probably about as hokey pokey as you can, as it sounds. The psilocybin magic mushroom Costa Rica to retreat, right? In other words, pay $4,000, stay in a rented house that we paid $100 for. We're going to get some people to cook you some food.

They probably doesn't taste very good. Yeah, drink smoothies and eat cabbage and shit your brains out. And then do some mushrooms, overlooking the beautiful forest and hopefully the howler monkeys don't eat your face off. Right, that kind of thing. Yes. So he goes and he's like, yeah, it comes back

and he says, hey, yeah, I said, how was it? Yeah, you know, I like the guy. He's a little weird, but you know, I like the guy. And man is his wife smoking hot. So it was, you know, it's kind of nice. They always are. Yeah, and I always are. Of course they are. because that's what solidifies it in some people's heads. It's like well she married him How bad could he be? I

Mean he's got a shit together if he marries someone that looks like that and she happens to be well-spoken too because I you know I heard but there's no doubt. She's an attractive woman So Allison and I are speaking, and Allison says that in her group, in her circle, there had been some people who had done something very similar, and I think, actually, I'll say it, Allison did it because she said it on her podcast,

so I don't think she minds me sharing it here either. She did it, and she says that she did it with this guy, and this guy, and his wife on this healing center, and I'm like, holy shit shit it's the same dude now this dude is being sued by multiple women because they he had taken advantage of them while they were in some kind of treatment right took advantage of the power that he had the perspective that these women had that he was some kind of guru, some kind of magic mushroom healer, like his, you know, dick would touch them and heal all

things, and he had no problem using his dick to heal all things, you know? He was like touching their clitoris to get rid of their migraine headaches or, you know, sticking his finger in their ass because, you know, unprocessed trauma from their 14-year-old boyfriend or whatever it was. And so now there are multiple women that are suing this man, that clinic, these things because of this situation. This by the way is a story that has been repeated so many fucking times. I always get to say, yeah, there's a bunch of Netflix documentaries about this type of

thing. Netflix and Amazon are having a field day with this. I mean, honestly, they're making a boatload of money Returning these stories because this is not an uncommon phenomenon People who claim themselves to be healers all seers all knowers all doers are probably all fixers are probably just egomaniacs and possibly psychopaths Or if they didn't start off like that Then they become like I think I think you write about the admiration and love of all of these people

Alison and I were saying the exact same thing Is it not possible that it's kind of like doctors who get God complexes? They walk into an emergency room. They save lives right they walk into emergency room They make mistakes people die you start to feel a little bit like you have a God complex. You know, I'm not saying that happens with all doctors. I'm saying it is a noted phenomenon amongst some types of doctors. They have God complexes because they literally have people's lives in their hands and they have the ability to save those lives in certain circumstances and I'm sure they lose some lives too. No, they do. But when you start having people really admire you at a certain level, this is why I will never have a God complex

because no one has ever admired me for the commercial break. You should see some of these comments that come in. Brian's all right. But Chrissy, man, she's awesome. I think you're the show. I swear. So many people just love you. And they're like, Brian's is to blow hard, but Chrissy keeps them in check. So there's no God complex happening here. I have a very normal man complex. I Have a very three and a half inches when hard I am right down the middle average

Well, yeah, no in people in in, you know, once you have power, it's kind of like the power complex. You have power over other people and that type of thing. Yes, I think people who are in power. I've read this about Elon Musk, actually, some of his friends, people have known him for a long time, said that he knows that he has the power to affect people's lives in great ways, to actually change humanity in one way or shape or form because of his power and riches.

And so that is a dangerous, kind of dangerous place to be. But let's take it back down from Elon Musk and take it back down to your general creepy Instagram healer, right? Man bun. Yes, man bun, dude in the woods, drinking his own pee, using Fox Jizz to make his short and curly's more short and curly. You know what I'm saying. You get it. Those kind of people. And I'm mostly

talking about tannin' your anus. If you're putting your brown star to the big yellow star in the sky, something's wrong. Don't follow that dude. You can't wait too much time on your way. Way too much time and you and you obviously don't know that anus is supposed to be hidden away. They've known this for a long time by the way. So I that's why there are two big. Yeah there's two big butt cheeks that cover it up and pretty much since we started fire maybe beforehand we were covering that shit up with something because we're like oh that's a stinky binky right there that's a stinky pinky we gotta try and put something between

us and the assholes of the world you're not bad wounds you know throw our asses everywhere right so I I say this because because I genuinely get concerned about some of my friends, about some of the people that I know. I get concerned that not only may they be healers that think this, but that they may be following healers that think this. There is a fine line between taking someone's advice and finding someone to be wise in the moment and saying something to you that needed to be heard. I honestly think when those moments come it's coming straight from the universe. It's not about the person that's talking to you. It's about the message that's coming through that

person. You know, a lot of these great musicians they'll say, well I'm not playing the music, I'm just a conduit for the music, it's coming from the universe. And that in and of itself sounds hokie-pok So join my Costa Rica hokie pokey retreat. Sign up now. Sign up now. I got a payment plan. The payment plan is the best. We'll be going to the Florida Everglades. We're going to go to the Florida Everglades. You'll be sleeping in a tent. I'll be at the Rich Carlton Amelia Island. Let me know if you need anything. I've left you all a bag of, yes, I've left you all a bag of mushrooms

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Hooker's included. party rooms there's included uh... but she didn't blow job lady holding two glasses of wine she's got kids are it's a big careful uh... i get concerned that some of the people that we that we know and maybe some of the people that listening to the show that i'd like to think that

they're sharper than the average bear we follow these people because we're vulnerable and maybe some of the people that are listening to the show, although I'd like to think that they're sharper than the average bear, that we follow these people because we're vulnerable and instead of listening to the message or ingesting the message, we idolize the person. We idolize the messenger. And I think that's a really dangerous place to be. And I think there's a lot, a lot of religions too, is that we start idolizing the fictitious or the real or however you want to say, characters in in the story and we lose the message in that, right? Well, he did this and she did that.

Again, Netflix has a ton of those, Dr. Murray. Absolutely. Golds. Yeah, you don't, I mean honestly, it's 2024. Are we still doing this? Yes. Are we still feeling it? Before we're still doing this.

Flying to India to get molested by some yoga teacher? I mean, come on guys. Who is that guy? You know, the yoga guy. Yeah. That guy was the worst. That was bad. Yeah.

That was pretty bad. Um, so I say this because I just want to give like a clear headed warning almost that it's 2024 information is readily available. Messages are readily available. They're available And you can see tits at the same time by scrolling through Instagram Download the app just download the app you don't need to go to some retreat and put yourself in a position with the As a vulnerable person maybe you're going through a bad time and then have people that put themselves in places of power

So that you idolize them and not the messaging because the messaging is Weird and it's gray and they don't know what they're talking about but it sounds cool on Instagram I mean all this other stuff and or and or you may be intoxicated at the time Yeah, right, which is a very fashionable thing to do right now and probably not for everybody even though they would like you to think that it is and Then you get in yourself into position or people get themselves into a position where their real harm can be done evidenced by this ass clown running around Atlanta.

I'm not going to say his name because he hasn't been to court yet. So this thing, this could all be untrue, but it sounds like it might be because even my friend said there's a real creep factor going on with this guy, man bun and all, right? Why is it always some 40-something white guy with a beard and a little bit of salt and pepper, man bun, way too buff for his age, like he has too much time on his hands, he's going to the gym a lot or, you know,

sunning his anus or doing pull-ups on a jungle vine. I'm not sure what's going on there. But why is it always so stereotypical? I guess because, I guess because that's the way it is. People are following. And by the way, I do know that this has happened to men with women healers too. I have friends who... There again, Netflix had a whole show about it.

Chrissy, she got Netflix as a sponsor at this point I did I was the one that felt the woman that started like it was like the sexual healing one. Oh, which one? Which one was there one on Netflix yeah, I can't remember the name of it, but I watched and she was dittling the dudes Yeah, well, I mean she was showing people how to And she was dittlin the dudes. Yeah. Well, I mean she was showing people how to Oh, really? Oh, please do you send that one? I'd like to see that one. Oh well, but it turned back Yeah, it's like this mother godly. Oh, yeah, I haven't even gotten through all that way She turned silver and they still thought she was a god She was dead for 27 days and they still thought

that she was delivering messages. People are fucking delusional. That's insane. She was silver. That lady, Amy, was silver. Mother god, watch it. It's on Netflix? Yeah, no, no, HBO.

Oh, HBO. It's Max. Whatever the fuck it's called. Turner TNT Max S Plus, cartoon network minus double double tap. I don't know what it's called anymore But it's got good shows. That's all you keep it simple with these to be minus. I know tcb minus All your favorite places somewhere else all your favorite television shows somewhere else So I Somewhere else. Exactly. That's it. So this to me is super bothersome because when I watch a documentary like Mother God and I see just how blinded people are by the messenger and not listening to the message

because if you listen to a fucking word that lady said you would understand she's a little bit loopy. Like she's not lost the plot. And these people follow her blindly. I think because they're so desperate to hear a message, to be a part of something important, to be part of the change, to be part, the tip of the spear that changes the world.

We can all, you can do that, but you don't have to follow someone who's silver in a wheelchair. Well, they're rolling her dead bones around, half of God damn United States of America. And you still think she's like, you know, something's happening, you're putting electro-alometers next to her feet.

You know why she was conducting electricity? Because she was silver! God, awful. If I painted myself silver, I'd conduct electricity too. It's so easy to understand. I don't get it. I have to tell you, this is really driving me crazy. And the more and more I see this on Instagram, the more and more concerned I get that we're,

that everyone is just all of a sudden starting to follow their own little micro healers. And we're all going to be having a party in the woods once a year to kill ourselves off by drinking fucking colloidal silver and doing mushrooms up our ass while we're sunning our bums. I can't take it anymore. We gotta slow down, slow down. It's okay, it's confusing.

The world's scary, it's a big bad place. We're all in our own little corners. We're trying to fight each other and all this other stuff. It's okay, It'll be alright Now I've got some words of wisdom for you if you'd like to hear those $299 plus $99 cents you can call TCB ask TCB 3 and get my message of the day And then don't forget to join my everglades retreat The everglades peanut retreat

The Everglades Penye retreat. I want you to sleep in this bag and if you hear something poking around in the middle of the night, it's the Penye. You're being healed. You're being healed. That's it. It's working. So, on the backs of all this, I thought I would absolutely like to go to a video that I know you're not going to like, Chrissy, but I'm going to share it.

I know you don't like this girl. But I found one. Oh, that girl! Oh, here she comes. But I'm not going to let you suffer through three segments of it. We'll only suffer for 10 minutes. I mean, the girl who had dog shit all over her. The night sky, whatever her name is.

Yeah, the girl dog shit heel. Yeah, it's all over the house We watched that one video. Oh my god, and then now it's completely different. It was so I was well Yeah, she got followers. You got someone to clean her house The lady probably doesn't even get paid the cleaner doesn't get paid just gets healing I get healing Come over here. Let me suck on your titties, I'm healing you. All right, so let's do this.

Let's take a short break and then we'll come back. And I'm gonna show you one of my favorite healers out there, doing it the right way. Dog shit in the background and everything. All right, we'll be back. Ugh, finally, I feel like I was waiting forever for my turn to talk. Now that I have you, go to TCBpodcast.com to find all of our audio and video content and follow us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok at

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internet. Not all of it's crackpot, by the way. I want to share that. That sometimes the repeating messaging that has been heard and seen and followed from many, many generations. Yeah, I mean, I like to take it all with a grain of salt. I do too. I think you and I are both, we share that,

we're spiritual people that are open to new ideas. But I'm not into the dogma. I don't wanna follow someone around. I don't wanna follow, you know, I don't wanna be walking from village to village asking for a grain of rice while I'm knocking a tin can around. No, I just tell it, I'm sorry.

It's just not for me. Yeah, I'm already, I'm not gonna tin can around it. I just tell it to, I'm sorry. It's just not for me. Yeah, I'm already, I already get, I already can't eat here at the house because I got 30 children that ask for something the second I sit down. I'm eating a grain of rice a day. You noticed I lost a lot of weight. Here's one of my favorite healers, Star Sky.

I don't know what her name is, Starry Sky, something like that. She's been around the internet. She's been making her waves around the internet. She's now got some followers. And here she is, she's gonna show us how we can transmute into our highest energy, Chrissy. I know you're gonna love this.

Okay. Here she is. Attractive looking woman, by the way. Yeah. Reality is a real thing. And I feel like this is actual. Oh, what did she say? But reality is a real thing.

Quantum jumping in reality is a real thing. And I feel like this is actually, but reality is a real thing. Quantum jumping in reality is a real thing. And I feel like this is actually something that I personally do quite often where it's literally. I bet you do quantum jump a lot in your life. Then I don't have a hard time believing. Why is she walking now? I don't know, Machu Picchu. I don't know, who knows.

I really like. It's probably Epcot, but it looks like Machu Picchu. The Ablegatoria Thaw in different realities. We're like, what is that? What is that? I have no idea. She just took a leap. She just jumped from one couch to the other.

First of all, she's talking, and as she's talking, she's showing some B-roll footage of herself. Right. Topless, facing away from the camera, with a thong on, swinging a stick. She's talking and as she's talking she's showing some b-roll footage of herself right topless Facing away from the camera with a thong on swinging a stick. I don't know how that gets you closer to God Here's her in a thong smelling flowers. Here's her in a thong jumping from one couch to the other Whoa, that's good form right there. That's how my kid does it. That's a- Was that her jumping quantum?

Yes. Jumping quantum. Where's Heather? And it's like, oh, she's living in a different country, doing a different thing, living a whole new life. She's living her dream. And this is not to brag at all whatsoever. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Of course not. Where's Heather? Why would we think that? Where's Heather? Oh, she's living in a new life in a different country Not to brag. She's living in Costa Rica driving a Range Rover The one her daddy bought her yeah, I definitely have my Trials as well and have to go through my own challenges and there are things that come with that as well But for the most part for the most part, But for the most part, I'm untouchable.

I don't have feelings. Yeah, things great. I am out here just kind of like quantum jumping in reality and just like, manifests. Song, more song. Wow. Why are you showing yourself so much of a song? What does this have to do with anything?

I mean, I get it. You got a beautiful body, show it off if you want to. But I think that's a different kind of video we're looking at, you know? Yes. Seeing and shifting to different dreams of mine and living this full experience. Cause really like, that's what I personally came here

on earth to do is to fully fulfill my mission and- Fully fulfill. Yes, just remember when you're not fulfilled, you can get fully fulfilled. Remember when you're not fulfilled, you can get fully fulfilled. Experience, explore, honor, celebrate the beauty of... Explode, explore, honor, experience, adjectives, adjectives, adjectives. That's not an adjective, it's a verb actually, Brian.

Life and to see what is out there and to fully experience and live at my full potential. Like, I don't know, if we're not doing that, then like, what are we even really doing here? Yeah, because all of us can just afford to drop our lives at a moment's notice, run down to Costa Rica and take pictures and thongs. The fuck! You act as if this is crazy to believe that 99.9% of the people who may listen to this video, may watch this video, could ever experience those same things because that takes money. And in order to have money, unless your mother or father gave it to you, you won the lottery or you have done it on your own,

which usually 22-year-olds are not doing, then guess what? You cannot live a life like this. Right. So yeah, you definitely deserve this too. And I'm really excited because it's actually very easy to quantum shift in your reality. And again, I'm not just talking about like quantum shifting, like, oh my God, I'm living in a different reality.

Everything's different. But yes you are. Yes you are. Yes. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Come on down to Brian Greene's Magic Mushroom Castle. I'll quantum shift left and right.

I got here one room with an A picture of the Costa Ricans and another picture from the Amazonians. You two can quantum shift by walking from one room to the other. Hi on Magic Mushrooms. Quantum shift to your hearts to light, 39.99. Yeah, this is my moss room. Yeah, oh look, there's my moss room, also known as black mold.

But don't worry, you're on Magic Mushrooms, Seco Siblin, as Brian would call it. You'll be fine. It's like, no, I mean, literally manifesting straight up miracles, shifting timelines to where your situation, your relationship, your experience, everything is completely different. Shifting through the... Wait, hold on.

First of all, she just put up like some text. Oh yeah, and that text makes no sense. And it said, quantum leap, Colin. Shift your highest timeline in reality Oh yeah, and that text makes no sense. And it said, quantum leap, Colin. Shift your highest timeline in reality that includes the most beneficial and enjoyable experiences. Sure! Let's all sit at my favorite bar, fucking and sucking until I'm dry. That's a two-two. That's a quantum shift.

Well, not quantum leap was a great show, though. Ah, quantum leap was a great show. Clearly not created by Heather, but you know, whatever. Everything is completely different, shifting to the reality that you deserve and that you have wanted to actually create. So I'm really excited to share this. And if you're new here, welcome to the Activation Vibration. I'm Heather and I put two words in one together for activation vibration. Activation vibration.

Please do tell us how. Do tell us how to activate and vibrate. This topic in specific is so important because everyone is just in a better vibe when they're living a better life. I do see how she has shifted from, because correct me if I'm wrong, but when we first started watching her a few years ago talking to aliens. Uh, yes, she was alien light language girl is I think how she gets she gained most of her note of what she shifted from a small apartment in La Brea to a very nice apartment in Hollywood Hills. And now someone cleans up the dog shit for her or at least she's gotten the smart enough to not put the camera angle directly on the floor. That's right Like that is why I'm here sharing this because I want for you listening to be living your best life

To be stoked to be happy to wake up and be like wait This is a gift to be living here on earth like what miracles can I create today? Once I really wanted to show you my phone. Let's see, flare. Yes, that's right. Here's my asshole. Ping! I mean, it... Chrissy, I only have one thing to say. That's right. Butthole!

That's why I'm now selling Queef Coin. I know it's a queef coin. This girl's living in La La Land. Who does this? That's what you deserve. So being in an environment that actually supports that is definitely a thing, because I know it's definitely a thing. It's definitely a thing.

It's a thing. That's medical term. I made it so. What it can be like to be living in a situation or in a household or an environment that is not supporting your highest evolution and expression. So if that is the case,

then we're gonna go ahead and just like Memphis, shift, change that right here right now, asking for God, your highest source. If you're living in a house where the situation does not, it does not support your activation vibration. We're gonna change that right now. Yeah, let's do it. I can see thousands of people literally packing up

and being like, well, Bob, I'm out. 13 years of miserable marriage, I'm leaving you. Heather told me. Angels who guides, whatever it is that you connect to, to connect to you and to align you to the timeline to already just begin that shift. And with that, going into the first way to quantum shift, quantum leap and your reality is to make the decision. Now, although this may sound just casual and simple, it's actually very not.

This is actually very not. That's going to be the new commercial break tagline. The commercial break. Very not. Thank you. Something that immediately kick starts the energetics of the shift of your reality because things are happening beyond you. Do you know that? Are you aware of that? That the world is going on.

There are things that are being attracted to you and that you are magnetizing and also repelling in your reality right here right now that you may not have comprehension of, but it is happening. So as you make the decision, like, I am ready to change, I am ready to shift this certain thing or maybe you don't even have clarity on what that is specifically, but just as a whole you are ready to shift and change When you make that decision it starts to happen. Oh, well, that's the magic answer Chrissy All we gotta do is even if you don't know it what exactly you want

You just make that decision and things start to come together. That's why I quit talk to you later So make that decision right here right now, if you're ready to. And again, this can be as simple and casual as you want it to be. It doesn't have to be like a huge life shift and change, but just something that kind of adjusts within you. Look at me. I'm a wolf. Adjusts you to your highest timeline and experience. And the next way is to shift your perspective.

First of all, shifting the perspective of where you are at. If you would all feel like, oh, this is bad. I'm in the wrong space. If you're shifting your perspective, isn't that going gonna shift the perspective of where you're at anyway? Yes. Yeah, okay, I'm just- I'm just wondering if she's saying so many words to get to nothing in my own mind, or are you hearing this too? Again, with a grain of salt, I mean, okay, yes. Change your perspective, that in itself can be very helpful.

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at start to change. However, where's Heather? Heather's down in Costa Rica, sunning her bum, sunning her anus. This is not good. This is this. That's not the energy. Even in having the decision that you want to shift and change, it's not from a space of like, this sucks ass. Like, I don't like my life I need to check it's from a space of like oh I'm ready this has expired and with that I'm ready new milk Matilda and clean up the dog poop while you're at it can you start the Range Rover it's 68 degrees outside I don't want to get into a cold car. Matilda. Matilda. Has daddy not paid you? I acknowledge the purpose of it in whatever way it express and be grateful for it. Like, thank you,

phase, experience, version of me, environment, whatever, for catalyzing my growth and for the clarity that I have now. and whatever for catalyzing my growth and for the clarity that I have now. Thank you, I love you. Thank it for its service and leave it, transition it in that energy, being grateful, seeing from a different perspective of what it is and what it represents and again being grateful like thank you now, I'm here in this space and I get to be in this space. Thank you. I just walked over into another room. Chrissy.

I'm officially all full up of bullshit. I can't take it. I just can't. I know. OK. First few videos, I was like, oh, I don't know why Chrissy gets so upset. It's all right.

And now I'm like, you know what? I think you're right. I think it's actually more interesting when they're talking to aliens. Oh, for sure, 1,000%. This is just an example of some of the mumbo jumbo that's out there right now. And listen, there's nuts and there's little kernels. Like when you eat corn and you take a poop. There's little kernels in there somewhere.

It's wrapped in a piece of shit, but you know, it's somewhere in there. And so I understand. I get it. I'm not naive to this kind of language no uh... the alien language i don't understand but i'm not naive to some of this some of the stuff and i might go so far as to agree with some of the stuff that she's saying you change it the way you look at things things look at start to change that's a good one right right

uh... i'm not sure about all the other word i can just magically get up and go to Costa Rica tomorrow because i don't like it i don't like it here. Right. Yeah. I wish I could, but I'm not getting that smartless money. I think that you should take a leap off your bed. Like, shoot. Just see what happened. Knock yourself out. My perspective just changed. Sometimes I'll put the mattress underneath my bed, which is tall and so the kids can jump and play It's all fun, man It's all fun and games so they land on the baby which they always inevitably do and I'm like you can't jump on the baby

She was there. Well, that's your Which one of you is responsible for? Not jumping on her if she is there. It's you you're doing the jumping. What does you want her to do? Poor girl has 30 stitches in her head. Now she's got to deal with you jumping on her. Come on. And then blue's down there licking every orifice in her body because you know, blue's gross. Oh, poor blue. I want a quantum shift blue is what I want to do. I want a quantum shifter into a dog that pays attention to what I tell her to do. That's what I like to do.

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