The Commercial Break - Two-A-Days

Episode Date: June 28, 2024

Bryan & Krissy discover a new meaning to “two-a-days” thanks to John Anthony Lifestyle. But the most pressing question in this episode is…where is Liz?! Jelly Roll’s Bronco Bryan & Krissy’...s $150 cab ride Taylor Swift Dave Grohl drama Please tell the billionaire to leave us ALONE Being grunge adjacent John Anthony Lifestyle has done it again One way open marriage????? Liz from Brazil He loves a bit of variety Who has the time for this Nothing hornier than a schedule A no close! WHERE IS LIZ LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 He's so nice and he's the guy that I should want. But it's like, I need a little bit of like a, you're going to send me to the psych ward and it's just not giving that. On this episode of the Commercial Break. It works if you work it, you know what they say. With my tech scripts and Tinder scripts, you'll be knocking out pussy left and right,
Starting point is 00:00:26 six, seven times a day. However big you want to get the rotation, you get the rotation. Full-time job, don't worry about it. You fit it all in. Mom in the hospital, don't worry. You take care of it. Multiple kids at home, forget them.
Starting point is 00:00:37 This is more important. You need a sexual variety. Sexual variety. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this incredibly city-can-buy podcast, Chris. Enjoy.
Starting point is 00:01:00 Oh, the best of you, Chris. The best of you, Brian. The best of you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining, I'm going full morning zoo crew this morning. Beep beep, bleep bleep. This is Amazon. It's still 30 in the morning.
Starting point is 00:01:13 Yeah, party. Tune in today at 9.30 and you can win Jelly Rolls Mercedes Benz. Be the 15th caller in. I was just watching one of our old friends on Instagram, someone we knew that worked on air here in Atlanta. It still works on air here in Atlanta, legend, but I'm not gonna mention her name,
Starting point is 00:01:33 because I'm sure she wants nothing to do with the commercial break. Probably. But she was saying that, you know, she's like doing this Instagram reel, and it's like, today, tune in at 6 p.m., we're packed with prizes! You can win tickets to the
Starting point is 00:01:46 Gwinnett Stripers you can win jelly rolls Bronco and I'm like jelly rolls Bronco What and then there's like picture of jelly rolls head and then a brand new Bronco Okay, but I've seen this with the Braves also. There's like one of the Braves players They're giving away his Bronco too. How many people got free Broncos that they're giving away like if I'm one of those guys I want to keep the Bronco I know right give away the Bronco. I guess when your jelly roll. You don't need a Bronco Yeah, you don't yeah, I guess when your jelly roll the only thing you can fit in is a Bronco That is one big boy, and he has got a fucking voice. He does have you heard him sing. Yeah He played at Jeff's festival.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Oh, that's right. Was he as good as he appears to be? He was great in person. I think on, I saw him on, was it Stern? The Sirius XM Nashville Studios, and he did like a whole thing, and he did Let It Be, or Let Her Cry, by Hootie and the Blowfish.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Oh, wow. Hootie and the Blowfish. Oh, wow. Hootie and the Blowfish are having a moment. Hootie and the Blowfish. Anybody who lived through the era will know. It was an incredibly popular album. Oh, God. It was everywhere. But it was incredibly popular album.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Now I know Hootie has gone on to be a pretty prolific. Darius Rucker. Darius Rucker. Hootie. I call him Hootie. Yeah, he was the Hootie. Was he the Hootie and the Blowfish? He was the. Hooty. I call him Hooty. Yeah. He was the Hooty. Was he the Hooty in the Blowfish?
Starting point is 00:03:07 He was the Hooty. Okay. Just making sure. But Darius Rucker has gone on to have a pretty illustrious career in country. As a matter of fact, when Chrissy and I worked for the radio company, we met him because he came in and he- I just threw that away the other day. I was going through stuff and I had all these photos, promotional photos that were like
Starting point is 00:03:22 signed by different people that we have met. And you threw away the hoody? I did. Oh, we could have put that in the studio. We could have had that right here. Yeah. Yeah, okay. And had it the time. We met a bunch of people.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Jewel, Hoody, Taylor Swift, T. Swift, before she was, you know, before, I mean, she was pretty famous then, but before she was this famous. The Annabellum crew. Oh yeah, Lady L.A. Lady A, which is now Lady A. Yes, Lady A. Fair enough. Good move, Lady A.
Starting point is 00:03:49 I'm not sure they're as popular as they were as Lady Ellen to Bellum, but whatever. Dixie Chicks came into... What was that one that we drove out to really that far place, like the wind in the hollow, or the holler? The wind in the holler? I don't remember that. We had to drive really far out to, I don't know, Alpharetto.
Starting point is 00:04:10 To see who? That's what I was saying, who did we see? Was it a concert? Yes. That little series that the bull was putting on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't remember the artist, but I vaguely remember the night.
Starting point is 00:04:22 The drive. The drive. Is that the one where we took the cab? I think so. Okay, I don't remember who that was. It was like a hundred dollar cab ride. I know, a hundred dollar cab ride. It's like a hundred and fifty dollars.
Starting point is 00:04:33 You and I were like scraping together pennies. Can you charge 30 on this and 20 on this and five on this? I'll give you $15 in cash. And here's a gift card to Domino's. Gift times. You want some free Braves tickets? Yeah, that's our thing. I can sneak you in the back door.
Starting point is 00:04:52 But anyway, yeah, Jelly Roll has got a voice, but anyway, they sang that song, Let Her Cry, Let Her Be, Let It Be, whatever it is. Let her cry, let her cry, let her tears fall let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry,
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Starting point is 00:05:24 her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her cry, let her Very talented. Interesting story too. Very talented, interesting story. But anyway, you can win his Bronco if you live in the Atlanta area and you tuned in to this show yesterday. Nice. Oh, thank you. A day, day, and a dollar short. Story of my life. So anyway, I wanted to, let's talk about T. Swift for a second because, and I know Christina Hades wanna talk about Taylor Swift, but sorry, Christina,
Starting point is 00:05:46 you're gonna have to deal with it for a minute. Did you see that Dave Grohl is in Taylor Swift or like sending jabs back and forth at each other? Or again, in a little argument? And you should see the comment section on any of the Foo Fighters recent posts anywhere. The Swifties are out in full force. What's the beef?
Starting point is 00:06:07 Dave Grohl said something along the lines of this. This is not verbatim because Brian can't remember verbatim. But he said, we call it, Taylor calls it the Errors Tour. We call it the Errors Tour because we make a lot of errors. We happen to play our music live. That's what he said, insinuating that she lip syncs to her show on stage, which I saw her live and I do not agree with Dave. I think she was absolutely singing live. I was close enough to see her. I can't imagine that she would do lip syncing.
Starting point is 00:06:40 No, but it's Dave Grohl. He's the king of rock and roll, right? And I appreciate, No. But it's Dave Grohl. He's the king of rock and roll, right? And I appreciate... Norm, nine times out of ten, Dave Grohl's my man, right? I'm just going to agree with whatever he says because he's kind of a cool cat, at least in my opinion. He was part of Nirvana, for god sakes. But on this one, he's not right, I don't think. He's not right. But anyway, he got all the Swifties all upset. Oh, and a Twitter. And now there are people that are like going to the show, like his Foo Fighters show, and they're trying to give him these friendship bracelets that Taylor has. It's so funny. I mean, listen, I think it's probably a little friendly jabbing back and forth. Then she said something on stage back to him and you know, we do sing our songs live. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:07:18 you go Taylor, you get them. And it was a whole kerfuffle, but you know, there's, here's my opinion. I'll share this. I think it's, I think it's legit. We barely work in the entertainment industry. We work on the periphery fringes of the entertainment industry. Like the little threads. Yes. Like that thread, that one thread that's hanging off your t-shirt. Yes, that's Chrissy and I, Chrissy and I are hanging at the bottom of that being dragged along holding on for dear life
Starting point is 00:07:51 Please leave a part of your industry, please We work on the fringes of the entertainment industry and I think I have a feel for some stuff and I will share That I think it's time that their errors tour will share that I think it's time that the Heiress Tour is over. I think it's time for the Heiress Tour to be over. It's been going on for three years, three years, two years, something like that. It's been going on for a long time. She's toured all around the world. Everybody has paid $7,500 to get nosebleed seats. It's all over, game over. She needs to take a rest. I think Taylor goes away for two or three years. And I don't mean go away like, you know, hide in a basement. I mean, just like, chill. Okay. Enjoy the fruits of your labor. Buy a yacht, get a boozy yachty thing going on, you know, have your
Starting point is 00:08:34 Hamptons era. Go up there. Nourish the relationship. Yeah. Nourish the relationship with Travis, who came out on her last show apparently and did a thing. How do I know this? Because there are two grown ass adult women in my house over the weekend, yipping like little teenagers over the guys in Bridgerton, 50 Shades of Grey, Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift, I mean, like teenage girls in, you know, you see Travis, oh my God, Bridgerton, oh, he's so hunky. Oh, he's the biggest penis I've ever seen. Oh, oh, oh, oh. And I'm like, could you have some respect for the two guys that are in the room that happen to be married to you? Like, and Esther's like, oh, like, you don't do that.
Starting point is 00:09:19 And I don't do that. I don't. I don't sit around with my brother, who happens to be the other guy in the room. I don't sit around with Patrick talking about what a great set of tits this person or that person has. It's rude. I just don't do it, right? But I'm not mad. Who cares? Whatever. And enjoy your fantasies, right? Everyone's got fantasies. Oh yeah. No, I was making fun, but I was sharing that I thought it was funny. It was more funny than it was anything. But that's the only reason why I know that Travis Kelce appeared
Starting point is 00:09:44 on stage in some bit, some skit that they did on stage. And- At her concert? At her concert. And the world went silent. The entire universe blew up. Literally, a neutron bomb went off right in the stadium.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Quantum Swifties! Throw in some Foo Fighters, a little bit of Dave Grohl, nevermind. Then all of a sudden Travis Kelce shows up and wha-bam! Quantum Physics is solved by Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. I can see it. The Quantum Witch is Taylor Swift. Scary. Hide your children, hide your wife. I could see it. Yes. The quantum witch is Taylor Swift. Scary.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Hide your children, hide your wife. Yeah, something happened that he was on stage or something, but I heard all about it from the squealing women in the back of my kitchen. It was so funny. But yeah, so, you know, a little friendly barbing going on between two powerhouse musicians, though I would venture to say, I've got to give Taylor a little bit of credit on this one, I'd venture to say there are no $7,000 tickets going for the Fruits Fighters concert. But those guys are back on tour.
Starting point is 00:10:56 They got a new drama. They're back on tour. I feel like they constantly tour too. I'm always seeing something about what Dave Grohl did in concert or didn't do. I think they're one of the few rock, they're like one of the legacy rock and roll acts that can still conquer an actual stadium. And I think there's a couple of them, right? There's Rolling Stones, there's Foo Fighters.
Starting point is 00:11:18 I mean, we can name a bunch of the ones that could probably fill a stadium, but can fill a stadium constantly, like every summer, Foo Fighters, Rolling Stones. Who else would be in that mix? Well, I guess that Motley Crue, Guns N' Roses. Well, they all have to kind of band together. Yeah, but Guns N' Roses does it by themselves. They do? Yeah. Motley Crue has to band together with 12 other bands. I just saw, it's like Spin Doctors. Oh, God, you sent me that spin doctor. Wow. That guy did a kick swirl. Little miss, little miss, little miss, little miss, pamper all.
Starting point is 00:11:54 I mean, his leg went, it was like it was bionic. He might, he might've had a hip replacement. And so it's, you know, it's titanium or whatever. It just swivels. You know, my daughter's got a bunch of those Barbie dolls, right? It looks like a Barbie doll, yes. And you can throw the leg up around her back of her head. Yes. He was doing that on stage, 60 years old, full gray, looking a little winded, but very flexible, I do have to say.
Starting point is 00:12:21 I was impressed. So it's like spin doctors with remaining a smash mouth, third eye blind, you know, counting crows. I mean, they're all banding together, just desperately trying to sell out a stadium, which is, you know, that's what I guess that's what you got to do. That's one way to do it. But isn't it crazy that the people that we grew up with, our teenage, early 20s musicians are now having like a renaissance of music.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Yes. Because now we're at the age where we have expendable cash and we can pay to see the guy from Spin Doctors throw his leg up above his head. Little miss, little miss, little miss, I can't be wrong. I just broke my hip and I'm going down. Get me, get me to the hospital. Someone get to my bag and get my pills." That guy, he was just as skinny as he always was. Never a big Spin Doctors fan, not my spin. No, wouldn't mind either, but that song was everywhere for a while.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Jared Sautner And you know, I think the Spin Doctors, if I'm not wrong, just preceded grunge. Like, I think it was like before grunge. Was it very early 90s, like 1990 or something like that? 1989? I don't know. I remember being a kid and listening to spin doctors. That's why I remember being like, having a much better looking face. Might have been like grunge adjacent. Yeah, grunge adjacent. So was 33 Penis. It's just you weren't. So was 33 Penis. We were grunge adjacent also.
Starting point is 00:13:48 Not really grunge, not really music. We've got to pull out those tapes again. Oh my God. I've got them all sitting on the computer. I digitize them. Good. I digitize them for good reason. God forbid they ever get in the wrong hands.
Starting point is 00:14:03 So anyway, if you're interested in, if you're interested in... Brian's early musician days. Yeah. I will sell the digital copies of that. That's what we can put on Patreon. Patreon. Everybody desperately trying to get us over to their platform. But after Fireside and Clubhouse, I'm a little hesitant to do yet another thing. Just follow our Instagram, please. That's all I care about. Yes, that's what we want.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Follow our Instagram, show up to our shows, listen to the podcast. That's what we want to focus on. That's all we're asking. Communicate with us. Send us a text message here and there. That's all we're asking. 25th and 26th, September 25th and 26th, don't forget Orlando. How could you forget? I keep saying it over and over again. Orlando and Tampa. Yeah, but I think that's the gig. I think you just got to kind of...
Starting point is 00:14:49 I'm excited. I hate promoting ourselves, but that's just what we have to do. We do. I'm excited too. I am excited. What we're going to do, I have no idea. I don't know. Yeah. No clue. I guess we should start practicing around the 23rd. We should. On the 23rd, we should get together for a brainstorm.
Starting point is 00:15:03 We're exactly those types that are... Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You're going to see a well-thought out improv comedy show. I do want to do a cold reading. We are. It's on my list. I have a little creative document going. Maybe I'll share it with you on the 22nd. Yeah, you should share it. You should share it with me. I'll add the ideas too. The 22nd, I'll share it with you. And then we'll get on a phone call on the 23rd. And then we'll meet like a half an hour before the show. And I'll be like, say, what do you want to talk about? All right, let's take a break.
Starting point is 00:15:34 I feel like we're going to need a teleprompter. Oh, that's one of the requirements. It's actually a question that I sent. We can bring a computer or something. I'm sure a tablet. Yeah. Do you have a tablet? I do. Is that in the budget? Can we get a tablet? I've got one. Oh, you do? computer or something, I'm sure, a tablet. Do you have a tablet? I do. Is that in the budget? Can we get a tablet? I've got one. Oh, you do?
Starting point is 00:15:50 Yeah. Okay. I'm going to borrow my kids' pink iPad with a big protector on it and the handles. I'm just going to put it in front of me. I'm going to put it on my lap so as not to be distracting. All right. So it is Friday and I know why you came here because it's a video breakdown Friday and man has John Anthony lifestyle who we have not talked about in a while. He's done it again. He's done it again. The internet is aflame over his newest...
Starting point is 00:16:14 Aflame. Aflame. Almost as popular as Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey on stage is John Anthony lifestyle. What do you say on Twitter? Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce on stage is John Anthony lifestyle. What do you say on Twitter? Here, let me, I'll let you listen to it because it's very short, but this prompted me to go, it reminded me that we needed to take a second gander at him. So give me one second. Okay, here we go. Ready? You want to listen? I'm ready.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Oh, wait, nope, just lost it. Oh, wait, nope, just lost it. Okay, here it is. Hold on one second. Take a listen. How to give a girl a sexual compliment without being creepy. Hey, what's up? I wanted to meet you real quick. Hi, what's up? Wow, I like the selfie you have. Oh my God. Look at this thing. Wow, I didn't realize you're so sexy. My name is John. Nice to meet you. That's so creepy. So it's okay to be physical and you can make a statement of being attracted to her as long as it doesn't come across creepy. Okay?
Starting point is 00:17:09 And if she's offended, you can say, oh, sorry, I just thought you were sexy. If she's offended, I can just, you can just offend her even more. I know. What a douche canoes. John Anthony put out a video on X and basically it's him with another girl, not... Brazil? Brazil. I don't know where Brazil went, but this girl's name is Liz.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Brazil, play the coupe. Probably. Well, he probably stopped paying her, is what happened. Well, and I think she probably ran off with another woman. Yeah, because I mean, after you're with John Anthony, do you ever go back to men? Ever? Once you start learning the English language and figure out what the guy is saying, you probably never go back to men? Ever? Once you start learning the English language and figure out what the guy is saying,
Starting point is 00:17:46 you probably never go back. And he was like living in her house too. That the whole thing was creepy. Anyway, John Anthony Lifestyle, he's a pickup artist. We've broken down many of his videos. He puts out a video on X. He tells you how to not be creepy when you're telling a girl that she's sexy.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Yeah, by the way, just do yourself a favor and never use sexy in the first sentence of meeting somebody. How's that? How's that? It's like a good rule of thumb. Wait till the third sentence to say that. But he said it, meanwhile, he's grabbing her hips and pulling him, pulling her towards him, which is just bad news. Like, don't get physical. I mean, unless it's just that, like, unless you're in some big crowd and everyone, I don't know, like a tantra conference or something. A tantra conference or a party in the woods, you just don't get physical. It's not cool.
Starting point is 00:18:34 No, not right when you first meet someone. So he is getting roasted. And I mean, roasted. There is so many comments, hundreds of comments roasted. There is so many comments, hundreds of comments about this particular video. It's been disseminated everywhere. So, Marianne, who works for the commercial break, she found it, she posted it on our little group, and then I was like, oh, John Anthony, we haven't talked about him for a while. And of course, he puts out a video every six hours, so, which gets like 300 views or something like that. But he put out a video, how to keep a rotation of 17 women. Oh, just 17. And so, I figured, listen, I don't have 17 women, but I have 17 children.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Let's see if there's any useful nuggets of information in there. Keep them on rotation. Yeah. So, let's take a break and then when we get back, we'll break down John's brand new video, how to keep that rotation going. All right, we'll be back. Well, thank the baby Jesus. Brian took a breath and now I will use this opportunity to let you know that we've got a brand new phone number.
Starting point is 00:19:35 That's right, it's 212-433-3TCB and you can text us anytime you want or you can call or leave us a voicemail and we might just use your message on the show. Once Brian gets through all the messages he missed last year, of course. Anyway, you can also find and DM us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok at tcbpodcast. And of course, all of our audio and video is easily found on tcbpodcast.com. Now I'm going to thank G one more time that we have sponsors. So thank G and here they are. Now I'm gonna thank G one more time that we have sponsors, so thank G and here they are. It's Sofia Franklin, and if you don't already know, listen up. My mini-series is live now, each and every Monday, and the only person missing is you. We're dating, we're dumping, we're learning, and we're tapping into all the feels that
Starting point is 00:20:26 originally brought us together. Listen and follow Sophia with an F on the Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, and we're back. Sorry about that. I had to type something in my special content list because I stumbled upon something in our break on Instagram that could be an entire episode in and of itself. So I'm really excited about that. Okay. So John Anthony Lifestyle, we've talked about him many times before. He is a Ploie, a pick up artist. He's a Ploie
Starting point is 00:21:02 and John Anthony as of late has taken to breaking down other poise videos. So as much as I hate the guy, the enemy of my enemy is my friend sometimes, and so we've broken down a couple of those too, where I kind of agree with some of the stuff he says, but he doesn't realize. He doesn't have enough self-awareness to understand that who he's really talking about is his fucking self. It's crazy how unaware this guy is that when he's making fun of these other poise, he's doing the same thing. But John has a hundred percent close rate. He slept with
Starting point is 00:21:30 over 18,000 women. What was that counter at last time? I don't know. 18,000 women or something like that. He's picked up 18,000 women, a hundred percent close rate. He knows how to do it. Threesomes all the time. It's literally his dick is wet, 365. And so we're opening up. That is so funny. Yeah. So he's such a douche. This is the King Double Douche right here, King Double Douche, John Anthony. And the fact that his YouTube channel is called John Anthony Lifestyle. It's all lifestyle, Brian. Or as Frank would say, lifestyle, lifestyle. It's all lifestyle. Or as Frankie would say, lifestyle, lifestyle.
Starting point is 00:22:06 I mean, it's classic right here, what we're looking at to start. It's black and white. So I guess he's being a little artistic. He's got a poster, I think, over his right shoulder or left shoulder there of a naked woman's back, backside. And then he's got a glistening butt.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Yeah. And then he's got a shadow. He's got a silhouette. A silhouette. A silhouette taped on his wall. Of a girl. Of a woman taking off her top. Like a bikini, a string bikini.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Stay classy, Pennsylvania. Okay, so here he is. I guess we're going to learn a thing or two, or maybe we won't. We'll figure it out as we go along. All of us together. Okay. Here we go. By running more volume and by building up a rotation, it allows you to be pickier as well.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Some guys only want three or four girls. That's totally fine. Some guys only want three or four girls. I barely want one. Yeah. fine. I'm telling you right now, one is fine with me. I'm good. I'm good. I don't want any more trouble than I got. Just want to find the best one and make that their girlfriend. That's totally fine too. I prefer to run big rotations because it gives you new... I prefer to run big rotations. What are you, a coach in the MLB? I know. I prefer to run big rotations. A little bit of volume.
Starting point is 00:23:30 Only John Anthony can pull that. Fill the funnel. Yeah, fill that. Oh, he's filling funnels. Trust him, he's filling funnels. Actual variety every single day with different hot girls. I prefer a different hot girl each day. Who doesn't?
Starting point is 00:23:46 Me, that's me. That's me, that shows me. I prefer new pussy every single day. I'm one of those guys that likes a fresh pack of baloney every time, you know what I'm saying? Don't get me started on crusty bread. I open up a loaf of bread, I throw it away, I want a new pack of bread.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Oh God, his music's almost as good as Frankie's. Well, Frankie, I was going to say he's kind of following in Frankie's footsteps though, that opening. Oh, you got him. Him in different situations with different hot girls. This is Frankie 25 years ago. John Anthony here from John Anthony Lifestyle. International dating coach.
Starting point is 00:24:22 International dating coach. His titles get better every single episode. Yeah. Yo, I want to talk about why I run a big rotation. Why I run a big rotation, because no girl can stand with me for more than 24 hours. I think that's true. I think that is the truth. They find out about me. They Google me and I'm done. Videos before how I have 17 different girls on the side. Okay, I also live- On the side. On the side, but he also lives with her?
Starting point is 00:24:50 Oh, that is Brazil, isn't it? That is Brazil. Oh, okay, well, who's the other girl in the other video? I don't know. I don't know, let's figure it out. That was one of his side girls. Let's investigate. One of the 17 sides.
Starting point is 00:25:00 No, that's his main piece. That's his main piece, then he's got side chicks. With a girl in a one-way open marriage. Okay, we'll pop up some- One's his main piece. Then he's got side chicks. It's a girl and a one way open marriage. Okay, we'll pop up some- One way open marriage? One way open. Marriage. That means he's just allowed to go out.
Starting point is 00:25:13 Yes, that's correct. Wow. I don't think that is Brazil actually. No, it doesn't look like Brazil, does it? We're saying Brazil because in one of the first videos we broke down, he had this girl sitting next to him. I guess to kind of confirm, you know, legitimize the whole thing. And he just kept calling her Brazil. You know the hip hop stars, they like to have a hype man on stage.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Yeah, yeah. Rigatoni. You know what I'm saying? Like there's a hype man on stage. Yeah. Imagine, I don't know, it was like James Brown where the guy took off the coat and, you know, fanned him off because he was too hot and stuff like that. That was kind of like Brazil, but he didn't even say
Starting point is 00:25:53 her name. He said Brazil. And so we assumed her name was Brazil. We went, we rolled with it. Here's of Liz. For those of you that aren't aware. Liz, same girl, same chick. Okay. Her name is Liz. Now we have a name. We'll call her Liz from now on. Liz from Brazil. I met her over four years ago when I first came to Brazil and she is a civil engineer and very hyper analytical like myself. We have a very similar sense of humor
Starting point is 00:26:17 and we rent a house together with our three little dogs. Is this a disclaimer that Liz made you put in your videos? Because I have a feeling. And they're showing pictures of those two together, being happy. With puppies in front of the Eiffel Tower in exotic locations. Sure, John, it's all happening for you.
Starting point is 00:26:37 And then I have a second apartment that I rent that's nearby where I sleep with new. Whoa, he's got a second apartment that he brings. I get ass. He brings the other girls too. Wow. Girls. Wow.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Wow. Wow. John. John, Liz, you're doing something right. God has blessed you. And the different girls on the 17 girl rotation. Now, a big benefit, obviously, of having a big rotation is you have lots of variety of sexual partners. You also have lots of variety of sexually partnered diseases that I bring home to Liz. Who's that girl? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:27:25 Now there's a picture of him behind a girl who's got a top that is barely there. Her boobs are way out there. The V goes all the way down to the stomach. Yeah. But her face is redded out. Yeah, it's got a big red box in front of it. First of all, this other girl is a civil engineer.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Which? Liz. Liz is a civil engineer, his wife. That's what he said, yeah. Where is she employed? I don't know, and she's very analytical. And do they not know how to Google? I mean, I would be done. I'd be like, sorry.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Wow, yeah, those are some boobs on this girl he's got right there. Yeah, those, I don't think they naturally sit like that. Do they? Okay, just joking. Fake tits, some have big- I just confirmed it. Okay, let's come back and see what he says.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Girls with fake tits, some have big naturals. Most of them have a really nice ass, pretty faces, et cetera. But one girl- But one girl, she's a real butterface. You know what I'm talking about Roll gets boring. Okay, you're just sleeping with one girl over and over you get accustomed to her personality You get accustomed to her body type. Okay, when you have a big rotation you have a good diversity, right? Some chicks are petite some have big curves What you look so creepy taking taking these pictures you taking selfies. Okay. No? He looks so creepy taking these pictures, he's taking selfies.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Okay, now I gotta ask a question here. They did the red for the thong. Yeah, so now he's just showing picture after picture of girls with red boxes on them. I could probably take pictures like that if I had a little bit of money and just gave it to somebody. Like, they're not porn pictures, of money and just gave it to somebody. Like, they're not porn, they're not porn pictures, they're just girls in very revealing outfits. With him creepily taking a selfie behind him.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Okay, I wanted, for a little context to the listener, he's going through this basically slideshow of pictures, first of him and Liz, his wife, and in one of those pictures, it's Liz and him at the beach taking a selfie where this guy looks ripped. I mean ripped, a 13 pack. You know what I'm saying? He looks really ripped. Now in the photographs where he's taking with these other women, the 17 in the rotation,
Starting point is 00:29:37 the picture we're stuck on right now, there is full dad bod going on. He's got a belly, he's got no muscles whatsoever. How did he go from that to that? Well, you know, you can touch up pictures these days. Yeah, that's true. I want to figure out how he did that because I, there's like thousands of photographs of me with my kids that I would like to touch up like that. Others have tattoos or piercings, et cetera. and so it's almost like having a- Oh yeah, nothing like staring at a woman's tattoos while you're having sex with her.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Lomerate super girlfriend. You know what I want? I want a belly button piercing tonight. I better call up number 18. I like dragon tattoos. Number 13 you're in rotation. Number 13, come on down! Go out to the mound. You're getting my syphilis infected dick tonight.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Because the different girls have personalities and different body types, and it provides a good amount of variety. Now you might ask yourself, like a lot of people do, why is it so big? Why is it so big? By the way, I think I believe about 5% of what this guy is saying. Do you really think he has 17 women in rotation? Liz used to be in every video. Where did Liz go?
Starting point is 00:30:52 Is Liz like this? Is Liz interested in this? Maybe. No, it's a one way. It's a one way of marriage. I know. It's just him. Now, I'm not saying it's out of the realm of possibility
Starting point is 00:31:02 that Liz is completely cool with this. She's like, please, anybody take him off my hands. I'll take the money from the YouTube videos, but I don't want to be a part of them. Right? I get it. I totally understand that there may be a real willingness on behalf of both partners to do this. I just don't like, 17 at any given time, women in your rotation, you're communicating with them always. How do you, how do you nurture your marriage? Yeah, how do you nurture that marriage or any of these other girls? They're just cool with like, you know, here or there, whatever. Hey, listen, Chrissy, I don't know, but I want to find out. Also the money that it would take to like, wine and dine and then the extra apartment.
Starting point is 00:31:44 I know. Are you getting a windfall of cash from 1100 views on your YouTube? Well he does his dating coaching. Oh he does do his dating coaching. Remember even on a video one time he was like closing a deal with some guy. I know, he had a video and he was on the phone and he's like, you need to get my seizure now.
Starting point is 00:32:02 You need my help more than anyone on this earth. Put a deposit down now, now! Venmo me! Just three or four or five regulars, why do you do 17? You wanna be seeing each of these girls once a week, okay, on average. So if you have 17 of them, you can see- Once a week?
Starting point is 00:32:16 17 once a week? How do you do that? Jeez, that's one, that's 2.27 per day. I can't keep up with Astrid. I'm out of the world when I keep up with 2.7 girls per day. Per day. Two per day on average and do that once per week. Okay, so if I'm seeing too-
Starting point is 00:32:41 Oh my God. He just put up a weekly planner. He put up a weekly, and then he's got Playboy Bunny emojis that he's putting two in each calendar day. Two on Monday, two on Tuesday. As if anybody had a hard time imagining what two per day was.
Starting point is 00:32:59 You needed a visual reference, two per day. My children need this kind of reference. Girls a day, different girls every day across the whole week. That comes out to 14 different girls. Okay. But if you want to be seeing the best ones more often and also be seeing new girls, then around 15 to 17 regulars makes the most sense. What in the world?
Starting point is 00:33:22 Each day? Each day? Day? Regulars makes the most sense. What in the world? Each day? Each day? How can you even keep up with what one likes and what, I mean, what personalities? Chrissy, sometimes I hold a pee in for four hours because I don't have time. Where do you find the time for this? How do you do this?
Starting point is 00:33:44 This is unbelievable. I mean, I guess when your job is to be an internet asshole, you can probably find the time to be an internet asshole. But at the end of the day, where is the time? Holy shit. And why? I mean, okay, variety, but that's too much. Do you tell every one of these women that you have 16, 18 other girls on the side?
Starting point is 00:34:04 And a wife. Yeah. Can you find 18 willing participants in this scheme that are hot, sexy, have tattoos, piercings, skinny, Real boobs, not real. Big, real boobs, naturals as he calls them, naturals. Some girls have naturals. This is gonna age like spoiled milk
Starting point is 00:34:30 Wait until you have children. You have to scrub the internet Change your name idea. You can see one two or three different girls each day and fit in new day opportunities and close another Two new per week This is crazy This is crazy. This is crazy. Less than two a week. Oh my god. Hey, it's me, Brian. Listen, I don't have a lot of time in my day,
Starting point is 00:34:54 but I got two slots open for some two naturals and a skinny. You fit the bill. So Aztr is going to be on vacation next week, and I was thinking about getting in one of those new slots but I'm not taking new patients right now but I got an extra slot available do you have an extra slot available you know what I'm talking about hey John hey girl I just want to call and tell you I got some slots available on Tuesday for two naturals and a big ass.
Starting point is 00:35:32 I was wondering if you want to swing on by. It's me Carl. I'm back from the dead. It's me Carl, and I've been preaching on a full dick for a long time. I need two naturals and a petite over here. Stat! Don't miss this opportunity. A new window only comes available every week. If you miss out this week, you might have to wait till next week. Two naturals and a fatigue.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Oh, it's so funny. Spoken like a true engineer, John. In new per week. So on any given day, I'm closing one to three regulars and potentially one new girl. Okay, that's gonna be fit in amongst the regulars each week. So I prioritize- Amongst the regulars.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Hey girl, you remember what Jesus said? He said two naturals and a petite amongst the regulars. And thou shalt have lion and a lamb. Come on down. Come on down. Come on down. My price is right, you know what I'm saying, girl? All right, I'll be about to drop off that cash. Sorry about the chlamydia. I'll clear it up real quick, just you wait.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Oh my God. Liz and the dogs and working on my business and going to the gym and then with the extra time that I do have, I just- Liz and the dogs and working on my business and going to the gym. And then with the extra time that I do have, I- Liz and the dogs and the business. And the business and the gym. The extra time in between two naturals and a petite. I got an extra time to throw in there.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Try to fit in all the regulars and I try to see two or three new girls per week as well. Okay, but you're giving us no information on how this actually happens. I know. You're just telling us about your daily schedule. I could make shit up too. Chrissy and I do 12 episodes a day. Truth is, we barely get one out and we spend four hours here. Every girl closes either.
Starting point is 00:37:42 I had a situation last week where the girl didn't want to go beyond kissing. It was a new one and it didn't close. So that'll take multiple dates. Oh, he had a no close. Yeah, he had a no close. Oh, well, that's the first time he's been in a no close. Listen girl, I'd love to spend endless hours trying to close you. I got a full schedule.
Starting point is 00:38:04 I got a GZ at seven. I got a Giz at nine. I got two naturals coming over. And then me and Liz got to take the dogs for the yearly vaccinations. I got to walk the dogs at 3pm. So if I can't get my dick in you by 3.45, I'm afraid it's gonna be a hard no. Or a soft no, you know what I'm saying? Oh my God. Okay, before I go on with the rest of the explanation, we have a free giveaway coming up on Thursday. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Not gonna let John do a commercial on the show. In your email and your phone number in order to be eligible for the giveaway that we're going to be doing live on Thursday, June 27th. The way that you said- Oh, that's right around the corner. I know. Yeah, this is the day after I think this airs.
Starting point is 00:38:52 So sorry guys. Again, day late, dollar short. You didn't get Jelly Rolls Bronco and you're not going to get John Anthony's free course. All this up is you start collecting 10 to 20 new phone numbers per week. Okay? Where in the world do you have this kind of time? Is that Pearl Jam playing in the background? Are you playing Pearl Jam in the background?
Starting point is 00:39:12 You fucking asshole. Let me, hold on. Let me listen. Let me listen. Getting numbers from online sources like Tinder, Bumble and Hinge from night game sources. I could have sworn that I heard- I don't think I hear any music. You don't?
Starting point is 00:39:24 Maybe I'm just going crazy? Maybe that's my schizophrenia acting up. I'm not sure. Hold on. In order to be eligible for the giveaway that we're going to be doing live on Thursday, June 27th. The way that you sell this up is you start collecting 10 to 20... You hear the music in the background? Yeah, okay. Maybe I'm wrong. But anyway, phone numbers per week. But yeah, you just collect... Brian, just get on it. You just collect 10 number, 10, 20. 10, 20 numbers, plenty of time in the day for that. Plenty of time. Where do you get those numbers?
Starting point is 00:39:52 The yellow pages? They make that anymore? The white pages? Just Googling numbers? Hey, it's John Anthony. That's why I'm getting all those text messages. John Anthony. He's behind those ones that have the pictures of the girls.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Numbers from online sources, from night game sources, like bars and clubs, and from daytime game sources. Night games. Like streets, malls, and cafes. If you're not... Streets, bars, and cafes? You're doing...
Starting point is 00:40:20 You're going out on the street, you're hitting the pavement, John? It's a day game. Oh my God, this guy's day is full. I mean, never accuse this guy of not hard working because this is hard work. My brain hurts just thinking about this. I mean, do you know how difficult it is just to maintain one relationship? Yes. I told you.
Starting point is 00:40:37 I'm no player. I am no player, okay? I can talk, but that's about the best I got. Sometimes that works and sometimes it doesn't. When it does not follow it up with good looks or great lovemaking, it doesn't last very long. The few times where I have entertained two ladies at the same time, certainly both of them knew about it.
Starting point is 00:40:53 And it was way difficult for me, way difficult for me. It didn't last long. You didn't have an extra apartment and you were rotating them in. I barely had one apartment. Two apartments, please. All right, let's take a break and we'll finish this video if we can, if we can get through it. We'll be back.
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Starting point is 00:41:50 let's listen to our fabulous sponsors and get back to the commercial break. All right, back with John Anthony lifestyle. John's explaining how he gets 17, how he has a wife, three dogs, two apartments, and six full-time jobs trying to get new women in his big rotations. At least 10 new phone numbers each week. Then you have to add in additional cold approach sessions and or create additional online profiles. So basically what you're saying is this is impossible. Online profiles? Yeah, plural.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Why not just one profile? Why do you have profiles? I mean, I gotta imagine. I guess when you're looking for naturals and petites, you gotta go a different direction. If you're doing it right, if you're getting pro pictures and you have hot girls. Pro pictures?
Starting point is 00:42:42 Who are you, Adam the liar now? Get pro pictures. Pro pictures. Make sure you, Adam the liar now? Get pro pictures. Pro pictures. Make sure the lighting's right. Yeah, socials. Now the best ones, which we can do for you, we have a service for that. You can book a free 30-minute call to learn more about that. Oh geez, you have a pro service that will touch up your photographs for you?
Starting point is 00:42:59 Well, if you're going to make me look like you did in that one picture, I'm all about it. Get access to my Tinder scripts and my texting scripts. Hey, that's in my leads machine. Tinder scripts and my texting scripts. This guy. You can get access. Yeah, this is a copy and paste boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Don't fall for it. This is it. He's just copying and pasting onto the next one, which by the way, I've been guilty of too. One time I was on Tinder, I was like, hey, how you doing, Cliff? Cut, paste. Hey, how you doing? Cut, paste, hey, how you doing? Cut, paste, hey, how you doing?
Starting point is 00:43:27 This may be why my batting average was 0.0. 0.0. You can get access to that with the link in the description as well. Once you set up all that properly and you're doing your cold approach properly, you're gonna be getting a lot of phone numbers. But if you're not getting at least 10,
Starting point is 00:43:43 you need to step up your skill level and or the amount of profiles you run and or the amount of cold approach sessions that you do. And all that. Do you really think that most guys are getting 10 new phone numbers a week? A week? Are you insane?
Starting point is 00:43:58 I mean, this is just crazy. This is a whole job in of itself. I don't know what yet. Where is the time? I don't know. You want a Pizza Hut buffet. Remember the Pizza Hut had a buffet back in the day? You want a Pizza Hut buffet of hot women? Yeah, just to choose from and get their numbers. I just think most women are smarter than this, first of all. Second of all,
Starting point is 00:44:17 how do you get 10 new phone numbers a week? I'd be lucky to get one new phone number a year when I was single, one. That will lead to getting more phone numbers. Then you set up your dates from that. Okay, you need good message scripts on Tinder. You need good text scripts over the phone. And once you do that, you're gonna be having a good amount of dates getting set up.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Then you need to learn how to run. Oh really? And then what? You set those dates up all you want. I feel so bad for the 1,100 or so guys out there that are watching this thinking that this is any, this is close to reality. Guys, don't fall for this bullshit.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Please don't pay this guy any money. I mean, listen, I'm not arguing with how somebody makes their money. He's not doing anything illegal that I know of. He's just trying to pitch you something that clearly is not true. How do you expect to get 10 new phone numbers a week and then literally have different sizes and tattoos
Starting point is 00:45:10 and you know, piercings? I mean, either he's the luckiest bastard in the world or he's full of hockey. Dates and closure dates, which is over in my Leeds Machine product and also in more detail in the eight week program. Then with the girls that you close, you pick out the hottest, coolest ones
Starting point is 00:45:29 that you have the best sex with. Oh, that you have the best sex with. Oh. Yeah, just pick those out. There's an NCAA tournament of hot girls going on right there on your phone. That sounds reasonable. And the most chemistry with,
Starting point is 00:45:44 and you can turn those into regulars. Okay, there's a whole process for putting a girl on rotation, but you keep running through that whole thing. You acquire new phone numbers, you set them down for dates, you sleep with some of them, and then literally the hottest, coolest ones you have the most chemistry with that are the lowest levels of drama. Okay. The lowest levels of drama. I that you have to... Okay. The lowest levels of drama. I.E. you don't care what's happening here. Don't ever bother you.
Starting point is 00:46:12 Don't talk to you. Walk in, open your legs. Yeah. Dump it in the bucket and down the town. Okay. First of all. Yeah, you're seeing two at least a day. Two a day.
Starting point is 00:46:23 Let's fuck two a day. And my wife and the dogs, we're fucking them all. They're all involved. Naturals, petites, belly rings, nose rings, leg tattoos. You name it, I got it. It's on rotation. So let me get this straight. You have to collect 10 to 20 phone numbers a week.
Starting point is 00:46:43 Then you have to sit those 10 to 20 girls down for a date. Then you have to close them by sleeping with them. And then, and only then, do you consider them for regular rotation. Yes. You pick the coolest, best ones. Because if I got a phone number, one phone number, I would consider that the best day of my life. That would be the close. And then I would hope to sit them down and eventually, if all decided that was appropriate, sleep with them and then they would never get rid of me. And then I would date them on and off for three years despite the fact that they were clearly mentally ill.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Because in my lifetime, that doesn't happen a lot. Sex with you put those on rotation. Okay, so let's say the sex was kind of shitty. You don't need to see that girl again if you don't want to. Boom you're out. Boom. Later. Later I gotta get to that next ****.
Starting point is 00:47:39 You're out. **** you're out. **** you're okay. You're safe. You don't know how to ride, you don't have to do reverse count girl all that well, but you got great naturals. And I'm looking for another naturals. I only got two in rotation right now. So you're in for right now.
Starting point is 00:47:56 Let's work on that pussy popping. Oh my God. That was amazing. Get those hips moving, girl. It's high maintenance, or he likes to play games, or has a bunch of attitude, or is super flaky. You don't need to see her again, or you don't need to see her at all, right, in the first place. You can just screen those out.
Starting point is 00:48:18 By running more volume, by building up rotation. Screen them out. Screen them out. I wish it was this easy. It makes it sound so easy, like picking eggs at the grocery store. You're screening for the ones that are the best. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Allows you to be pickier as well because if a girl's pulling bullshit, you don't have to put up with that. You can give them a firm warning or just cut them off instantly. A firm warning? Fuck. Yellow card.
Starting point is 00:48:45 What is this? I mean, I would love to hear what this foam warning is. It dates like this. Yellow card. Stop being flaky. Bad pussy popping. Stop it. Yeah. What? You smell weird down there. Yellow card. Get in the shower. Clean yourself up.
Starting point is 00:48:53 I don't want all that drama around here. Depending on how severe it is. But as you keep running this thing, you're going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, Don't want all that drama around here like I'm in how severe it is But as you keep running this process and getting the new hood cups you keep Retaining the ones and this is the whole point of doing all this in my view, right? Yes It's awesome to sleep with new girls But it's even more awesome to regularly sleep with those new girls every week. Wait, hold on
Starting point is 00:49:23 Well, it's awesome to sleep with new girls, but it's also awesome to sleep regularly with those new girls every week. Wait, hold on, what? It's awesome to sleep with new girls, but it's also awesome to sleep regularly with those new girls? What? I don't know. I don't know, when do they become old girls? Yeah, I know, they're not new after a while. When they turn 19, according to you.
Starting point is 00:49:36 He's hitting on people at the mall, like girls who work at the little stands in the mall. I know, I saw that. We've seen a video where he, that's his favorite place to get girls. Great. This is why I'm hiding all my daughters underneath the pool. Yep. Girls in my rotation are super stacked.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Okay, they're mostly all above an 8.5. Okay, a lot of them are above a nine and they're just fucking eating out of the palm of your hand, right? And you have a whole bunch of others like that. So that way it doesn't make you- The way that he talks about women is so disgusting. So disgusting.
Starting point is 00:50:09 You know what? I just like, it makes me, I don't know. He looks dead behind the eyes, dude, now that we're looking at him. Oh, he's a psycho, dude. There's no doubt this guy is a psychopath to the hilt. Luckily, at least to our knowledge, he's not killing anybody. He's just got a body count in another way. And the truth is that this makes me sick to my stomach. I think even before I had daughters, this would make me sick. I mean, this would
Starting point is 00:50:35 absolutely make me sick to my stomach. This is not how I see the world, but- It is just awful. It's awful. Who was he? He must not have parents. Like he's one of these kids. I don't know. They threw him off a turnip truck or something. He need eats any of the particular girls, right? You're not over texting any girl. You're not overthinking about any girl.
Starting point is 00:50:54 No, because you got so many in rotation. Yes, because you have so many, you can't pay attention to any of them. This is all about having your cake and eating it too. First of all, don't believe it. I don't believe that there's 17 girls. I don't believe you're getting 20 new phone numbers a week. Where do you live?
Starting point is 00:51:11 I mean, I guess Rio de Janeiro is a place where you- He does live in Brazil. He does live in Brazil and there's a lot of people there. So I guess there's quite a few options. But I just don't believe that 10 to 20 women a week are this stupid. Gullible. I think they're, I think women are more intelligent than guys actually in a lot of cases.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Dad, it's gonna give off the attitude like you don't care that much, which is gonna help make it work even better, right? It's not a little game I'm playing. It's not like, okay, I'm gonna ignore these girls, ignore these girls. It's just that there's so many, right? You're working on a little game I'm playing. You're gamifying the whole thing. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:51:47 That's so disingenuous. I can't believe it. The whole process to you is a fucking game, dude. Building that patient bigger and bigger that no particular girl is really going to get under your skin, right? You're not going to be like thinking about a girl way too much or over texting her way too much because you have so many other girls. You're just sticking to the Tinder and text scripts
Starting point is 00:52:06 and then letting everything fall into place. Wait, okay, okay, first of all, second of all, I just can't help but wonder where Liz is. I know, I was thinking the same thing. I'm like, how in the world do you, that's like, hey, I'm going to work, honey. Yeah, hey, I'm going to- Fuck some girls.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Yeah, I'm going to knock it out real quick. I'm gonna go jizz in a bunch of people, I'll see you later. Jared S Because he's an asshole because he has no respect for any Female human being and I doubt he has respect He doesn't have respect for himself because if he did he wouldn't be talking like this Yeah, he just wouldn't in the rotation be built up on the side and To one of those systems for free potentially. Okay for our giveaway on Thursday on June 27th I'll remind you one more time. You can just go put in your phone number God, he sounds like us reminding people about these shows in Florida. It's like every five minutes.
Starting point is 00:53:07 And follow our Instagram. Yeah, follow our Instagram. Well, we only ask for it, to be fair. Due to whatever end goal that you want. So you can build up the rotation as big as you want. Some guys only want three or four girls, that's totally fine. Some guys just want to find the best one and make that their girlfriend, that's totally fine too.
Starting point is 00:53:22 I prefer to run big rotations because it gives you new sexual variety every single day with different hot girls. It allows you to sleep with multiple hot girls a day and the whole system just works itself out. It just works like a charm. It just works. It works if you work it. You know what they say? With my tech scripts and Tinder scripts, you'll be knocking out pussy left and right six, seven times a day. However big you want to get the scripts, you'll be knocking out pussy left and right six seven times a day However big you want to get the rotation you get the rotation full-time job. Don't worry about it. You fit it all in Mom in the hospital. Don't worry. Take care of it multiple kids at home. Forget them This is more important. You need a sexual variety
Starting point is 00:54:00 sexual variety Give me a break. Oh my god, it's a girl gets boring or too bitchy or too dramatic, you can cut her out and you can replace her with one of the new ones that's more interesting. Okay, you're saying the same thing over and over again. It's just too much to take. John Anthony lifestyle. I can see why the internet is aflame right now about your bullshit, dude. That is awful.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Buddy. I mean, I don't know you, we don't know each other, you probably never hear this episode, but just have some respect for yourself and the people around you, just stop. You got a beautiful wife. I know. She seems lovely enough,
Starting point is 00:54:39 except for she's also involved in your scam. With you. Yeah. But I'm sure she was alone. You know, I'm sure that didn't come along until you came along and you tried to convince her or brainwash her into it. Wow.
Starting point is 00:54:53 The world is your oyster, dude. You're living down there on the beat. What else do you need? Enjoy yourself. Why don't you teach guys how to really connect with women? Yeah. Or partners, whatever it is. Why don't you teach them how to really have emotionally intelligent and deep relationships and the sexual variety can come
Starting point is 00:55:10 as you connect with your partner. Ask Chrissy! That's right! She said it's French-made Friday! Yes it is! At the household! Oh man I love it I love. Another fantastic episode of the commercial break in the books, how proud Odyssey must be of us.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Oh, by the way, you can download the free Odyssey app and listen to us on that Odyssey app. Odyssey, of course, the home of the commercial break. I'm sure they'd love it, we'd love it. It's actually a great app. I listened to the podcast on that app. So, No Malarkey. It's a good app and you can get all of your favorite podcasts are available. It's free. There's no subscription. There's no nothing. And then you get all these radio stations, all this video content. It's cool.
Starting point is 00:55:56 Also, let me remind you, like John Anthony will remind you about his free giveaway, September 25th and September 26th. We're going to be in Florida, Orlando on the 25th tamp on the 26th. We would love to see you. If you're going to be there, let us know. Two one two four three three three TCB two one two four three three three eight two two. Let us know if you're going to be in those. You want to come to one of those two shows. Maybe we'll bring you some swag. Also questions, comments, concerns, content ideas, all of them we accept voicemail or text message, TCBpodcast.com for all the audio, all the video, and your free sticker.
Starting point is 00:56:32 And please do us a favor, at the commercial break on Instagram, follow us if you would, if you could, you should. All right, Chrissy. Well, I guess that's all I can do for today. I think so. But I'll tell you that I love you. I'll say best to you.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I always say, we do say and we must say. Goodbye. If you got a softie in your brain, you're going to have a softie in your pants. You know what I'm saying?

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