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Episode Date: June 28, 2023

Bryan & Krissy are back trying to make sense of Theresa Caputo's many, many lies. And, Barbara Corcoran just can't get away from Theresa's wig. Skatetown, USA Patrick Swayze & Scott Baio The greatest story ever rolled… Should we watch Skatetown together on YouTube? Theresa Caputo & Barbara Corcoran She’s so honest… Spirits might exist, but Theresa is a liar She was on Dr.Oz, who is definitely legit Ol’ namedropping Theresa Her brain is flatlining What about the bad guy? Barbara is def trying to expand her audience…but she does not like Theresa There's no negativity? Sus The logic just isn’t there Barbara is really fixed on the wig Oh Theresa…so full of shit LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy unless of course we're talking about my enemy when a Taltro fuck you gonna Paltro you know what you did. On this episode of the commercial break, Souls Purpose has chosen the sunshine in the universe through God's light and God's walk and I walk with Jesus in the right ways and in addition to that I happen to have a very large amount of zeros in my bank account. I always say that. I always say it. It is unblocked.

Yeah. I unblocked. I unblocked and unlocked a huge treasure trope of money. I mean a lot of money. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break on Brian Green. This is my dear friend and director of craft services. Kristen Joy, hold me best to you, Chrissy. Best to you out there in the podcast universe.

We'll get right back into Teresa Caputo. I know you've been patiently waiting. Probably not. I say that every time and then you know people aren't patiently waiting for shit. It's probably sitting in their download folder for months. And then they're like, why are they talking about that? I don't understand. They probably listen to it in all kind of weird orders. Yes.

And so listen. I do the same with podcast. I know, I do the same with podcast too. I can only think that people out of people do it too. Yeah, and I never listen to part two of the part twoers. So, of the two partners. So, you know, whatever, we're just here trying to make a living, guys. We've failed at that for the last four years, so we'll continue to fail at content delivery too.

Speaking of content, everybody's just trying to get content. So, it's Barbara. Yeah, Barbara's trying to get content too. Barbara, we'll get back to Barbara, but I want to show you something real quick before we do that. Okay. I, I, you know, I'm on Instagram and TikTok and all the places and I'm trolling around, just like I'm trolling around the rest of the internet.

The dark CD underbelly of the internet trying to find content for this stupid show. And I have been, I've started signing up for all these, like, there's vintage accounts that show you old 80s, 90s, 2000 videos. I like those, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And some of them are funny. They're like more like, you know, take down pages

or mean pages. And then some of them are just, they're straight on the nose. Like, here's a clip from a show back in the 80s. Do you know, here's some nostalgia for your day. So it's like an injection of nostalgia for a few minutes. I saw the most amazing video came across one of these Instagram pages and I have to share it with you. And I think it's just as good audio wise as it is video wise.

I'm going to ask Morgan to put this on the YouTube channel more clearly so that you can see it YouTube.com slash the commercial break. This is a, I took this off my phone and this is a reel from Instagram. It's from mental chaps. Who I have been subscribed to for a long time so I'll give them a shout out on the show. They got this video and this video is a movie trailer

and now I present to you in all its glory, the movie trailer for Skate Town. Skate Town. This is early 80s. Okay. Skate Town. Welcome to Skate Town USA. We're Boy meets Girl in a celebration of love on wheels.

From coast to coast, rock and roller disco is the most. Oh yeah. Yeah, they got. Okay, so let me explain what's going on here. What is happening is they're essentially in a dark roller ring with disco all over the place. There are girls with lovely appendages and outfits that are bouncing around in happy ways.

There is Scott Beo. It looks like him. It's Scott Beo, who's one of the skate champs I would imagine. And this is a real movie trailer for a real movie that came out called Skate Town USA. And just listen to the rest of the trailer. You gotta hear it. Okay. Hey!

The most fun. The most excitement. The most beautiful girls. Yeah. The most outrageous guys. Oh, what? Oh, huh. You want to get far. The most... And guess who that is? Patrick Swayze. Patrick Swayze. Patrick Swayze. Oh, very young Patrick Swayze.

Yeah. Look how young he is there. So Patrick's Quasie. Patrick's Quasie. Patrick's Swazie and Scott Bale are literally starring in the same movie about roller skating and all the drama. There are guns being shot. I thought there was a gun. It was a gun. It was a gun in the Skate Town USA movie. It's just a forecast of what was to come in the country. Bring encounter between two rival champions. Hey, don't be a new place to prove it. Put on your dance and raise.

And the most fantastic music. All come together in the bridge story. I mean, for a good music. I do have the same. It is pretty good music. This is knock off disco for sure. Yeah. Put on you roller dancing shoes. Tick. All come together in the greatest story ever rolled.

The greatest story ever rolled. A rolled rolled. Yeah. a rolled rolled yeah Big stars get down and new faces turn around in skate town USA The world's biggest When they say the world's biggest. When they say the world's biggest, they show a pair of breasts. Not totally uncovered. You think it was a man's breast?

Yes. Do you? Yes. That was a man's boobs? No, not those. Oh. Here, let me give you the slow mo back and forth. Nope, those are real woman breasts.

Pretty sure of it. Biggest. Funniest. Toughest. Loudest rock and roller disco movie ever imagine. Skatetown USA. It's heaven on wheels and it's heading your way. Where do I want that? I can't. We are welcome. We are going. But now it's heading your way. Where do I want this? I think we are going to,

we are going, and it starts all over again. Like those damn wheels do, they never shut up. I get my Instagram does that, it adds views. You know, just people just leave it open, but I wish they would stop that because it drives me crazy when it just goes on and on forever. I could see it twice, but.

This goes back to my thought that we should really do some kind of special program where we break down a movie or a documentary or a long format television show like the Gwynne Shamblin lifetime movie network we should break this down and do a special live episode of the commercial break where people can join in So me write this down in the notebook in the section that would won't. Yes. When you write it down, it's already not happening. Anytime we decide something, it's already, it's already done. Okay. So this is probably the most cheese, tastic movie trailer I have ever seen.

Have you ever seen anything like that? No. It's on par with what was the other one? Donta Volta. Oh, John saturday night. Saturday night. No, it's on par with what was the other one, Donta Volta? Oh, John Saturday night. Saturday night. Oh, yeah. On par with Saturday night fever only didn't win any Academy Awards. I've never even heard of the movie until I saw that. It's gay town. Maybe beyond, maybe even too young, you know, too old for me, but I have to see this movie. Yeah, I have to see this movie. We should have a screening. The toughest,

the roughest, the most beautiful, the biggest boobs, the tightest asses, the newest players, the new faces, old for stars. It's like, hey, they jammed everything into one movie trip. The fun, yes. I was like, what's funny? I don't know. I was a person in a hat.

Yeah, she's like an old comedian that showed up on Saturday night live one time, can't remember her name. But we have to watch this movie. We have got to watch this movie. And I think we should do it live on YouTube, and I think we should allow people to jump in. We should put some zoom link out there,

we'll pick a few people, and we'll have them come and have some fun with us. I like this idea. Skatetown, USA. This movie has got to be out of copyright. I know it because who's gonna pay to have the rights to this movie? I don't see this on Turner Classic Network. Do you?

No, no, no. This is like a classic, though. Yeah, this is not Star Wars franchise. That's for sure. Scott Bale, I noticed, stopped working after. Charles in charge of my days and my nights' guzzies, Charles in, chosen, chosen, chosen, chosen charge of me. Which was an awful television show. Also.

It was. But the girl was cute. Yeah. Yeah. You can see even hold these out. She was cute. All right. Last time we were here, we were talking about Teresa Caputo.

We found a video, I found a video where Barbara Carcran from the television fame of Shark Tank has a podcast or had a podcast years ago and when she had this podcast she invited Teresa Caputo to come on and tell her origin story. So there's no hard hitting interviewing going on here. It's all softball bullshit but Teresa Caputo is twisting herself into knots, trying to make any sense of how exactly she came about her gift, quote unquote, of spirit, and then how exactly she talks to people. And so far, she's contradicted herself every other sentence.

She is full of fucking shit. Said this last time I'll say it again. I know some of you out there do like Theresa Caputo and believe in this, and that's okay to different strokes or different folks. We all don't have to agree on everything. I think it's part of the problem with the world today. If someone doesn't agree with every single thing that you agree with, then they're automatically some kind of like bastard child that you don't, aren't deserving of your attention or

time. We should soften it up a little bit, rev down as Chrissy would say. And just know that I don't have to like Teresa Caputo for you to like her, and you don't have to like Teresa Caputo for me to like you. That's not how it works. Yeah. I just will make, you know, Thanksgiving dinner really uncomfortable for you.

So I'd like to get back to this because there's quite a bit of it left. I don't know if we're gonna break down every minute of it, but it was good stuff and we should get back to it. So without further ado, I was trolling on the internet. As you do. As I do, do, do.

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but I think it's Corkrin, it's Corkrin. Corkrin, and there's that R in there too. So it's not Corkrin, it's Corkrin. Corkrin, Corkrin, C Kakrin, it's Korkrin. Korkor, Korkor. Korkorrin, Korkorrin, la Kukoracha, la Kukoracha Korkorrin. Who is a very successful business woman, by the way. She's a billionaire, isn't she?

Isn't she a billionaire? Maybe. She might be. She's like a real estate, a New York real estate mogul. And real estate in New York is a different fucking animal altogether. Oh yeah. If you're making it in New York real estate, you're really making it in real estate.

Because most of those people go up there and they get gobbled up the first deal that they do, they lose a fucking shit ton of money. Okay, so here's Barbara talking to Teresa. We were just getting into some questioning as to what the origin story of Teresa's gift was. Let's get back to it. Street. So you go to your local delicatessen. And if that gentleman lost his father five years ago, suddenly that dad's behind the counter

two and you're feeling their messaging coming out. Well, when I walked in this, you make on the sausage wrong. Teresa Della, that's not how you're stuff a sausage. I'm getting your father He's behind the counter. He's got a big sausage and he's sliding his hand up and down it He's saying you're not stuffing your sausage the right way Who is this bitch? I felt that there was a father figure in this room. I don't know who's that it is because I had her honored father's day. The last father's day and then my dad kicked the bucket.

Please don't tell me he's back to the I don't know, but I could just tell you what I sense and feel and then it was I C'mon Somebody's father has anyone ever had a father? She is baiting Barbara. Yeah, because Barbara's like, say, is not my father and she's like, I don't know. I don't know. Could be.

Could be, probably is, because I'm gonna need to turn this interview around in a minute before you start asking tough questions. She knows, because she's a master manipulator, that she needs to turn this around real quick, because the hard questions are coming. And she don't have great answers for it. Now, a laboring of the breathing in my chest, which means that they pass from something of the chest, whether it was a heart attack, could be lung cancer.

Could be how to anything from the belt up. Did he die of anything from the belt up? I mean, at coughed earlier, does that mean? Yeah, that's right. So there's someone in this room right now. Oh, yep, there it is. My word, breathing. Yes, I see it. I see it.

It's Henry Fonda. Ha, ha, ha. At least sometimes if someone drowns. That's what we should do. We should bring her on here. And we should say, we'll like drop little hints about Henry so sad about how Henry passed so so young so young while the producer is just like mowing around and be like he can't believe it about Henry he has so much here on earth to do I don't know if he had kids or what's going and then we'll

just bait her into start talking about it. He has so much peeping more to do. Oh yeah well the peeping So much peeping more to do. Oh, yeah, not a peeping peeping in on Chrissy. Yeah, Chrissy Is me in the refund. I Will feel like I fill up with fluid if someone was rudely Maybe someone was murdered or tragic departure. I'll feel like I taste blood. Oh my god It's just I fill up with fluid. Oh my god. I think your head's full of fluid That's a ridiculous thing. I feel like a split second, but I've learned over the years how to

channel and to communicate them to the person that it is their loved one and more importantly, that the soul is at peace. So why I chose what I do? Yeah, all souls are at peace. All souls are at peace. Even though they're down here bothering Theresa. Why are they down here bothering Theresa if they're at peace? I'm gonna tell you something right now, kids. If I should unexpectedly kick the bucket in the next couple of years, or expectively kick the bucket or whatever it is,

if I should kick the bucket in the next couple of years, I promise you who I'm not following around. Theresa fucking Caputo, I'm not doing it. We've fallen around Olivia Mum a fucking Caputa. I'm not doing it. We've fallen around Olivia Mum or something like that. Learned that people are left with burdens and guilt. They're left with a should of could of would of been an only if. None of these things that I've ever been left with. That's why I share with you before. I'm very privileged of not having to go through a tragedy, losing someone at a very young age. So when I channel and when I read someone,

I can't have an opinion. Oh my God. You're an honest broker of information. Is that what you're trying to tell us Teresa? You are fucking awful. And this is why I think you're awful Teresa. It's because, this is all of this is horseshit. I'm not saying that spirits don't exist here on earth.

I'm not saying that there might not be some people that have the ability to communicate with some of those spirits. I don't know. It's in the realm of possibility, anything's in the realm of possibility. So I'm not that close-minded. What I don't think is, I don't think they chose you.

You large-haired, loud mouth, super-tan, absolutely obnoxious human being. And you give people false hope. You give people false hope. They're dying to hear from these people that left their lives too soon or unexpectedly or quickly or even expectably. They're dying to hear one more word from them. And you say that one word and then they believe it. And when they believe it, they agonize over and over and over again. Because why aren't they communicating with me? I'm their loved one.

Oh. I've said this before too. I can't believe she doesn't have more stalkers of people that are like, wait, tell me more. Tell me more about it. We just don't hear about it. Yeah. Well, that's true because she walks into one of these like

cold readings on this, on a television show or something and she gives the super Specific in from it super not generalized information that then turns specific because she reads the person's face and body language that person ends up crying They're a whole fucking mess for the next 10 months because you know somebody communicated through Teresa to them Can you imagine if then Teresa just walks out of the studio and you never talked to her again? Yeah, see Yeah, your husband really hated you see It's awful. No personal thought feeling or emotion and it was validated on I don't know if you know if I was on Dr. Rai's where I was and I don't know if you noticed I was at Dr. Rai's He is so reputable.

Yeah, he's at. Turns out he's so reputable. Turns out, paid, lost everything. Yeah. Turns out, I don't see that guy on television in the mornings anymore. Number one, I've noticed number two, I've noticed she's doing a lot of name dropping. Yes, she is. The guy from Trane.

Yeah, the guy from Train. I thought the name I would drop or Dr. Rott's. And then she was talking about Kim Zoliak. From a real house for the trade. Yeah, the guy from Train. It's not the name I would drop or Dr. Oz. And then she was talking about Kim Zoliak from a real housewives of Atlanta. She's living in a four-close house. She's refusing to leave the home. Red my brain as I was reading someone

and they say my brain literally like flatlines. How do I do that to yourself though? In other words, you sense it? I don't know. It just happens. It just happens. It just happens. It's flat line. No, it doesn't.

No, I've seen this whole thing. I've seen that some scientist put chords on her head or whatever and he says that the, it doesn't flat line. Her brain wave patterns change. And you know why? I think that is, is because she goes into bullshit mode. And when she goes into bullshit mode,

she's like a compulsive liar. She goes into some magical thinking world and her brain waves change because, or other, she can't let herself feel all the guilt or bullshit, she doesn't feel it. She's not empathetic at all. She calls herself an empath. She's not at all.

Because if she was, then she wouldn't be running around television studios, randomly reading people's fucking loved ones, telling them they're jumping up and down with one glass of wine, telling you to go to Italy. It's who I am. I don't know how I do it, how I don't do it. I just know when to say something. When not to say something. It's and I'm curious about something. Not every spirit problem. I would well let me not tell you.

You know it. I don't talk to spirits. Unfortunately, I'm jealous, honestly. But not every spirit has to have a positive message, or are those the only spirits you're here for? What about the bad guy? That's the thing. The bad guy. Who, Jesse James?

Who is she talking to? The bad guy. Hannibal Lecter. Yeah. Oh, here comes Jeffrey Dahmer. The bad guy who Jesse James who she talking to the bad guy had a electric. Oh here comes Jeffrey Dama. He wants you to know that you have good meaty legs perfect for frying up in the oven. Let yourself and off not just your spirit. It's not allowed to. When I when I put my gift in the University of Sands and I said this is my soul's journey place with a path and the opportunities. Oh my god. She is She sounds like one of these hippie-dippy new age coaches

Tells spirit. He's not allowed to talk negative to me. I don't want to hear it Oh, so you only get positive messages from spirit? How convenient Theresa. We'll follow. I only want good things. If it can't help someone or prevent something, then I don't want to know about it. But can negative dudes help someone to get a negative message something so? So, let's negative. So I'll use... It's actually a good question.

As an example, if this will answer your question, I remember doing a live show and this young woman was murdered by her boyfriend. And I'm channeling her to her mother. You know, she's saying she's at peace. She described what she looked like, how beautiful she was because the mother had visions of the way that her physical body was left. And that's how she was visualizing her daughter. How would I know that? I wouldn't know that.

So the daughter's having me deliver this message. When visualized that the mother was saying her daughter was beautiful, yeah. I mean, doesn't most mothers who are at a show for Theresa Caputo looking for answers think that they had a beautiful daughter? Well, how would I know that? I, I, how would I know that?

How would I know that a mother has a good opinion of the kid? I don't know any a mother has a good opinion of the kid? I don't know any of this. I didn't have any of this personally when I was growing up. So I have no opinion. I literally can't be telling untruths because I don't know how to tell untruths. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. And I said to her, your daughter wants me to deliver a message from someone else, but I can't see him. I can't get any messages directly from him, which is my symbol for that his soul isn't at a plane with God in God's white life.

But he wants to apologize and want you to know that he does know and is remorseful and knows what he took from you. You're most precious. Yes. So wait, if you can't hear him or see him, then how are you getting messages from him? I'm hearing a harmonica. That means your daughter's murderer is saying, I'm sorry. And he's not God's wife, right? He's not God's wife, right's not God's wife. Okay.

And that boyfriend had already passed away. He committed suicide after he killed her. Oh my god. But I couldn't directly sense his energy because he wasn't in positive light yet. But one ghost is good enough. You got the message. She get and the mother. Barbara, don't play along with this. Don't do that. One ghost is good. Yeah. Said I came here wanting to know if he was remorseful. I think Barbara thinks this is a bullshit. A Barbara knows this is bullshit. She's playing the game because Teresa has a

number of fans. They're probably a lot of crossover fans, you know, stuff. People who buy the products from shartank and all this. Barbara's just trying to navigate. I said this to you, I was on the phone with a very famous person's executive producer, a very trained, lead singer of me, me, me, me. Oh man, I love me some kind of music. I'm having fun now, but I, who didn't for three minutes, like that one song that did for that. You're like, that's such a motion.

He said he better number two. And then the next song came out and you're like, ah! Kind of sounded like Eddie Vetter is taking a shit. And Eddie Vetter already sounds like he's taking a shit. So it's like Eddie Vetter is shitting out Eddie Vetter. That's how Candlevox ended up. And I totally forgot what my point was. Totally forgot my point. We were talking to a famous person's producer. I was talking to a famous person's executive producer.

And I commented that this person I think has navigated their career kind of beautifully. They've had fun with the fray, but they never got into the fray, right? So they never really touched the third rail. They pointed to the third rail and said, look at the third rail, not funny, but they never touched the third rail. And I just was commenting that I thought that they had kind of navigated their career beautifully in that sense. Barbara Koworker and Mark Cuban, who I've also met, all these people, they also are navigating

their careers in that manner. They don't get into the fray. Kevin O'Leary said it on television. Who I don't agree into the fray. Kevin O'Leary said it on television. Who I don't agree with a lot of what Kevin O'Leary says, but he said it on television. He's like, I don't know why people get into the fray because they're not selling morality. They're selling whatever they're selling, right? Flag's cups, whatever they're selling. He's like, why does it matter what your personal politics or beliefs are?

So I think Barbara is taking this opportunity to expand her audience. That's my opinion. So she's playing along. But yeah, she doesn't like her. She just said she had a wig on. And then after Teresa said it's not a wig, she goes, well, it looks like a wig.

I mean, if you could be more offensive, I'm not sure how. If you could have a sly cut down, I'm not sure how. If you could have a sly cut down, I'm not sure how you could do it better. Do what he took from me. So you were able to help that poor mother move on. Right, her daughter's soul. I was just the best soul that the daughter used. So people can interpret, you know,

when they say, do you do a little bit negative messages, I'm channeling someone's loved one. Maybe they died tragically. Maybe they were murdered. Maybe they lost their child to cancer or they feel that they weren't properly taken care of by doctors or on a hospital. That is negative. So I have a hard time when people say things about negative messages.

It's hard. You would I rail people saying something negative about the message and you were able to give them peace by re-interpreting. No, what you're doing is that you're ensuring no one gets angry with you and then comes back to ask tough questions. By making everything sound pleasant and homogenized,

then you are ensuring that you're just glad handing the entire audience so that they're in your pocket This is a this is just a trick. It's a trick of the trade What really happened or how they should or shouldn't feel right always in the positive light What if you get something negative like let's let's say you get a Spirit who's pissed off and wants to be heard do just turn that away If you keep it to yourself, do you feel obligated to share with us?

I've never had that. I've never heard from a soul, they will make me feel how they felt before they died. They might anger frustration because of an illness, but that is never their message or their intent as they channel. So their intent also parallel in your own is to bring peace. Yes.

Do you believe that all a ghost or spirits or however you might want to describe them have positive energy when they go yonder and they come back and go yonder? I'm going yonder. Hail. I'm going yonder. Hail. I'm going yonder. Oh, hail. Why not? Here I go.

You mean I'm just going to get rid of all this rage about the sidewalk treaty and airports and sitting next to a guy who makes a house on a plane? I'm going to get rid of all of that when I go into God's white light. Yeah. I'm going younger. It's a peaceful people.

Because there's a lot of bad people in life. A thousand percent. Well, how the soul chooses to be at 2,000 percent. You could go 4,000 percent if you want. I mean, after 100, I think you're just breaking new ground anyway. But I say it all the time too. I got a thousand percent I hate that That's different story. What do you mean by that? So there's more not only that there's more I

You know Barbara not sure where you're at there You see if you can be in the comedian all of a sudden. But not only that, but there's more. I think it's wait. There's more. I've done past life regression. I don't know if people, some people refer to it as reincarnation, however you want to interpret it.

Where our souls have had many different journeys here in the physical world. So you will interpret what that list truly like and look like. So right. So if someone, the time and time again, it happens where maybe a husband will come through and they're speaking to their wife and saying, I see now from the other side, how terrible I was to you. Oh, God, please, please, please, don't let me die and don't let Theresa Caputo call a bastard and say, don't let me die. And then all of a sudden, I'm like, in this weird spirit world.

And then Theresa is like, I told you so. And I'm like, I thought about that. I do have to say I can't get my eyes off of her head. It's so weird. The speaker, the headphones. The headphones. I mean, they're like laying on a shelf of her hair in the back.

Yeah. And they're again covering her ears. If you're a normal human being, right, you're moving your hair out of the way for the headphones, but she doesn't do that. She puts it right over her hair. And I wonder if that's because she thinks she's going to do a reading here and she needs some help from her producers, or if she just has a wig on and she's trying to keep it on her head. Yeah.

It never told you how much I loved you or how much I appreciate everything that you did for me, how you cared for me, and for that I am sorry. And then the woman in front of me is breaking down and saying that's exactly how I feel. He was he would say mean things to me before he died. He would throw his food at me. He would throw his food at me. Yeah. By the way, I don't know if you know, but in the United States we don't have a great batting averages with marriages. Yeah. It's just not a thing we do well here in the United States with so many people that are so twisted up about not fucking and not kissing to We don't have a great batting average with marriages. It's just not a thing we do well here in the United States. With so many people that are so twisted up about not fucking and not kissing to you get to marriage and make sure that one has a penis and one has a vagina, with so many people

dictating how people should love when they should love, where they should love and who they should love. Those people have a terrible batting average when it comes to marriage. So why are we listening to them exactly? Why are they making the laws not really sure? But it was the illness it was the frustration. So now she would be leading herself up here in the physical world I could have done better. What could I have done differently and not being able to heal at the end of the day Every message that spirit has me deliver it has to deliver peace

Give something that that person is holding on to that is holding them back from healing Teresa do you think those messages of peace are because they're coming through you as a medium and that's Who you are? What do you think all the spirits out there that passed on half peace? Well, they're coming through me because somebody needs to make the money. And I, it's just my, I always say this, soul's purpose has chosen the sunshine

in the universe through God's light and God's walk. And I walk with Jesus in the right ways. And in addition to that, I happen to have a very large amount of zeros in my bank account. I always say that. I always say it. She does unblocked.

Yeah. I unblocked. I unblocked and unlocked a huge treasure trove of money. I mean, a lot of money. What being a spirit, from what spirit has told me is that when the soul leaves the physical body, they immediately leave behind disabilities, ailment, hatred.

Did a soul of his spirits sit down and say, hey, look, this is how it works. Yes. So he said, just what everybody's in now. She just said that spirit does not talk to her. She just gets messages, signs and signals. But sometimes. But sometimes, you know, it's not a hard and fast rule.

It just happens when I tell that part of the story I don't speak to spirit when I'm telling that part of the story, but when I'm telling this part of the story I do speak to spirit just letting you know Comes through an apologizes That means that the soul had to relive their life through our eyes to feel what it was like for their choices and decisions on how it affected us, how it hurt us. So that is how they're able to come through and apologize. No, I want to ask you.

How do you ignore a voice? Let's say you're going shopping, you have your normal choices. We've had this question before too. How do you ignore? How do you ignore all of those voices? That's right. How do you walk into a television studio? And there are literally 30 spirits, all piggy-fronting each other.

And you can see them, and you can hear them, and they're screaming and yelling, and jumping up and down, and giving all these signals in your water, and you're all bloated, and your blood coming out of your mouth, and your chest hurts, and all this other stuff. But then you have a perfectly normal conversation

with everybody in front of you. How do you do that? What we want to hear. We have your laundry list. You want to be done in everywhere you go. You're feeling a spirit. It's got to be tons of them floating around. What do you do to your...

Barbara, tons of them floating around. Do you lock them out? Well, you also have to say not everyone might need to hear from their loved one No, but let's say you're by yourself and you're not you're not counseling anyone right doing a reading of it Counseling anyone walking down the street and you see a spirit sitting on a stool I'm a spirit. Yes indeed. I'm a spirit. Can't you see me? Hey, hey you can you see me? Yes, I can. I can see you right here. Not you. Someone else all together. You know, you don't know. The spirit. It's not gonna say. Hey, do you?

I'm drinking a 40. It's me here on the soup. soup you buy me a 40 I left my driver's license on the other side I was released of all my positions But I still got my penis look at that and that awesome Like that I don't tell me what you see what I know the street going the beauty salon. I get you make a wig She knows she can't go hardball interview because that's bad for business, but she keeps jabbing at her about that hair You want next time I come, Barbara, I'll learn a way. How do you give your hair so high and move your hair to the heavens there?

Hair spray. Hair spray. Hair spray my balls. Okay, and don't get away with your secrets. I don't have any secrets. I notice. Oh, anybody who says that. Arrive.

Anybody who says that. Anybody who says I always tell I. Anybody who says that. Anybody who says I always tell the truth or I have no secrets has many secrets and never tells the truth. No, I don't see the way we see her in the physical world. It's more through a feeling. I just sense and feel things.

Then how do you see what you say you see? I see somebody holding a wine glass. That means you should go to Italy. She has said that. She's so full of fucking shit. She can't even make it through a 30 minute conversation without lying 30 times. Chrissy and I have studied this lady extensively

on this show. This is probably our 10th Teresa Caputo video in 375 plus episodes. And this lady has not only said, she just claimed that she never tells anybody what to do. She tells people what to do all the time. She never sends messages that are negative. She does it all the time.

She never talks to spirit yet. She constantly says she's hearing spirit say something to her. And this is the biggest lie of them all. She says she never sees the physical spirit, but she claims she sees them all the time on her cold reality. Yes, yes, I see him clutching his chest or I see him drinking a glass of wine or I see him.

What was the one that she said that was clearly racist? It was like, he's got a fade on his, the sides of his head. Oh, he's got dreadlocks or something. Or he's got, he's got afro. Oh, now she said afro. Yes, that's what she said. He's got an afro. And then she's looking at the black lady in the crowd.

And the black lady's like, I don't know what you're talking about. Yes. And she's like, no, no, I, I'm seeing it clearly. It's, I'm seeing it clear. And as a racist, I'm seeing it clearly. As a racist, I'm seeing it clearly. All black people have afros. It's so fucked up. This lady is terrible.

She's a terrible human. It's a feeling that we have. Yeah, it's a feeling that we have that she's a terrible person. Spirit's coming through right now. He's thinking of dump on this floor and he's walking out the room. That's my sign that whatever reviewing is terrible.

So I can feel a presence, but they might not make me feel anything else to say. So I just don't I just want to walk around and go, Hey, your uncle is here. Your cousin is here. You know, it doesn't work. You say that all the time, Teresa, that they then have to give me other points, uh, validations that they, that that person needs to hear a message, not about believing in what I do but needs the gift of healing For example years ago. I came in by was in Bloomingdale's I think I was picking on perfume

And I was that's where the poor normal people shop is that Bloomingdale's in New York City counter and all of a sudden I smelt It's not smelt. Smelt is what you do to to a piece of metal and a very hot cauldron. Smelt is what you do with your nose. Wolf of Gardinius. Now that's unusual. I mean I'm at the perfume. You're gonna smell about the day. Gardinius. Yeah, that's it's in like half a perfume. Yeah, I would imagine it is Yeah, it's one of it's one of the few it's one of the flowers that smells strongly Sounds normal when the bullshit come there and all of a sudden this woman Say next I look over and the smell gets stronger. And then I hear, please tell my

daughter how much you love her. And then I hear, Doreesa, it's me, Mr. Spirit, with that hair and that perfume, it guarantees your vagina will be not serviced for eternity. Mr. Spirit says, says by Dracona. It's perfect for you Teresa. It the rest of the bullshitters wear it too. Wow. Spooky. So no, I don't say anything. I wait and the woman turns to me and she says, it's so hard to pick out a new set when you've been wearing one for so long right and I'm like yeah, but by the way I said I love your perfume. It's I love it. It smells like garden is and she looked at me and she started crying and she said I'm wearing my mom's perfume. Today's her birthday and when she was alive I would yell at her. Stop wearing that stinky perfume. So I wore a perfume today in honor of my mom. I went to the perfume corner. Yeah.

Get a new one. So wait, let me get this straight. You're at the perfume counter smelling new perfumes, but you can smell the perfume on the lady walking behind the counter. Have you ever walked by a perfume counter? You can't smell shit. It smells like you literally smells like you just put ortho bug be gone in the entirety of the hallway. It's off the woman cried. Yeah, she cried and it was it. And we had a moment. Having to be your mom's birthday. Yeah, I said for $300, I'll tell you what your mom's thinking. And where? Give me that perfume and I got you a free reading. Woman didn't know that I was child that I heard tell my daughter how much you love her

perfume or how pretty it is right. I have to have that conversation. So I was able to deliver a message in a way that it just wasn't like hey your mom passed she's here and she wants you to know something. I would have been tempted so tempted if I were in your shoes that moment to say, and by the way, your mother just relayed that message through me, it would almost triple the power. It would be a confirmation that she chose that perfume today.

But you weren't tempted to do that, right? It, she didn't need that validation. She knew, I think we exchange words. I mean, I'm going back probably about 12 years ago, but it was comfortable. It was like, I'm going back conveniently far enough for no one will remember if they interacted with me. What a load of horseshit.

Wow. All right, there is so much more of that video if you want to, we'll just make it a week of Theresa Caputo going through her origin story. so we'll pick it up where we left off that'll be good that'll be good Chrissy happy happy it's so crazy Teresa looks like she should have been in Skate Town USA you don't say the biggest plots Just the gratuitous shot of tits. The biggest bullshit. The biggest hair.

The biggest bullshit. The most dead people ever in one movie. Skatetown USA. Ghosts. Skatetown USA. Spirit. Spirittown USA. We're going to call it Skatetown USA.

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