The Commercial Break - Waffle House... We Found Your Shoe

Episode Date: February 9, 2021

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It does high notes, Brian. No, no. It's my son comes in here and he plays with it. He's like He loves the song. He's just like he's so obsessed with it. So he'll come in Yeah, he'll come in and he'll be listen to the music and then he'll press the button and he'll be like No, or he'll hear it on in the house What more could you ask for from the son but to be in in a job that makes no money requires a ton of your time What more could you ask of for your son and fruitless effort? Yeah fruitless efforts that wait at our black hole of energy I'm Brian. This is Chrissy and happy New Year Welcome to the commercial break.

Another fantastic episode here. I was just reading here, and I'll see if I can pull up the music. All right, if I can pull up the clip while we're talking. I was just reading that Dr. Phil had a lady on that during the pandemic. She got a text message. She got a text message. About bundling her cable and auto cable and auto cable and auto your cable and your auto together in one fine package room from

Geico cast, from Geico cast. We ensure the finest and family entertain. So she got a text message from what she thought was Nikki six. The guy from Motley crew, right? She ever spoke with him before. Well, no, why would you? I mean, Nikki goes around just, he, and he wooed her from moment number one. He's quite, apparently his, or his alter ego is quite the, quite the dapper debonair because he convinced her that he not only was he Nikki six, but

that they should be married. Oh, okay. So they got engaged over the last nine months. So this lady actually thinks that she's engaged to Nikki six from Montenegrus. Isn't that crazy? Oh, my God. Okay, so hold on and I'll play it. But first let's get to some few, a few important notes that we have to go over.

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Housekeeping. Housekeeping out of the way. Let's listen and hear what Dr. Phil has to say about this lady. Okay. Hi, Snickerships and Gret Michael's need no introduction. Both have been rocking sold out stadiums packed with screaming fans for years. Years.

One of their followers is claiming to be much more than just a fan. In fact, Tina is convinced she has been talking to the rock superstar Nikki Six. Every day for the past six months. Sometimes like six or eight times a day and believes they have formed a serious relationship. Sounds reasonable. As her in Vivian says Tina is being scanned by an imposter posing as the rocker. My relationship with Nikki six is a solid good friendship. We have great chemistry. Six is a solid good friendship This person that Tina leaves is Nikki six has never wanted to meet up with her doesn't want to fly her out anywhere

Doesn't come to see her also will not video call or video chat with her the audio and video does not work Sounds reasonable sounds like Nikki six would absolutely have a phone that does not have a video or audio. Right. I just, hello, my name is Nikki Six. At another of the time to talk with you. No. Please accept this Xam request for $50. It doesn't have time to FaceTime or his audio and video. That's right. Nikki Six is really hit hard times. Yeah. So he doesn't have time for the audio or the video. No, he doesn't have a phone that has audio or video. However, he can send a money grant request in a moment's notice. Yes.

I'm stuck on tour here. You know, we just sold out in the arena and I need 50 bucks to get a bus ride to the next. I got arrested in Africa. That's right. This is the biggest thing I've stuck on tour. Have you ever gotten those? Yes. I've gotten in Africa now. This is the biggest thing I've stuck on to. If you ever gotten those, I've gotten those from friends.

I've gotten the, you know, hey, I went down to Mexico, they arrested me. I need $500 in cash to get out. Yeah, they're letting me text from my phone, however. I'm on Facebook. They gave me my faith. They gave me access to Facebook, but I desperately need $500 to escape torture.

I mean, like if you're gonna be a scammer, come up with better shit than that. By the way, I love fucking with the scammers. I'm gonna record it sometime or I'm gonna, I'll read the mail chain. There's a guy online that has done this and after a while, I was obsessed with watching my guy. I know who you're talking about. The guy with the sunglasses. Yeah, he responds it all the time. I know who you're talking about. The guy with the sunglasses. Yeah. He responds to all of it. And he hasn't recorded, too. And he's like, and he just gets those guys

a while to, he'll pretend like he's at CVS three hours in, like trying to figure out the gift cards. And they're like, just go to the dentist and get the cards. And he's like, okay, honey, which card should I get? He has these funny voices. He puts them, he like has like a He has a whatever you call him an auto tuner whatever and so he'll put funny voices together And he'll be like are you had to see me? Yeah, but I got to pick up my prescriptions for my hemorrhoids first

Do you know what hemorrhoids are? He's so good at it, but I have had this Email chain going with this guy from Nigeria I believe for about 15 years. It's hundreds, since we worked at Clear Channel, started a Clear Channel and it's still going to this day. Every 20 days, he emails me again and here's my account information and I'll be like, I'm many happy loves to you.

I'll go to the bank later on today. I'll be like, like however my horse is broken and my cart only has one wheel. Can you please send me money to fix my wheel and then I'll send you money and he sometimes he gets pissed and he's like you know just send the money and I'll be like I could I would but my hair dryer doesn't work. I can't quite looking like this. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna talk about, I'm not gonna play the whole episode, but let me get to the punchline. The punchline is, Dr. Phil gets a hold of Nikki Six, because of course they're good friends for whatever reason. Dr. Phil and Nikki Six is, they're tight.

And he like, Nikki Six, like, I don't know if he has that. Remember the, when you were a kid, I forget what this is called, but it was like the magnetic guy, and you could make him beard with them, you could like run the pen around and make a beard around him with a little magnetic chip. Okay.

Okay, so it's like a thing with a piece of plastic over it. Yeah, okay. It's just like an extra sketch. Okay. But instead, it's got the little magnetic whips or whatever you call them. You can take the pegged whips. I thought I could think of it.

Like little string, magnetic strings. And you can then draw a beard on the guy With a met with a pen that's like a fake pen that's got a piece of metal in it Yeah, and it'll attach this so you could draw the all different shapes of beard on this guy It was a really has one. Yeah, it was really like unfun game that this is this is the 80's I've got a beard on a guy. There's no internet. There's no Facebook. You didn't have Disney Jr It was just like draw a beard on a guy in many different ways. It's so fun.

Yeah, I was always trying to break into it and see what the magnetic whips are all about in the dabble's fist. But Nikki Six literally has a beard that looks like someone drew it on him now. It's not real. It's like they someone just like tattooed it on him here or put the whips on his face like super glued down. He looks really weird, but I guess that's what you get after you, you know, mainline vodka for 22 years. But he comes on the show, which is surprising to me that

any monthly crew member would be on Dr. Phil, but I guess they, you know, it's different. It's not the 80s anymore. And so they call up this lady, they zoom this lady, and he says, and she's like, I love you. He's like, I don't know who you are. Never met, and by the way, this lady, I don't know if you've ever seen the chicks that hang out with Nikki Six. Yeah. But he's still pulling in some hot tail, right?

I mean, it's Nikki Six. He's got millions of dollars. Yeah. He's in a famous rock and roll band, right? Maybe the 80s, the ladies have aged a little bit, but they're still pretty attractive. Yeah. This lady who's being catfished is not one of the ladies

that you would expect to be with Nikki Six. Right. Now, I'm not saying she's ugly, because I don't think anybody's like everyone's beautiful in their own way. Yes, correct. But physically, but physically, she's not...

It just doesn't go with his past. It certainly does not. That's interesting. It says it doesn't go with his past. It certainly does not. Yeah. So they get they get this lady on and Nikki six together and then he says, hey, I've never met you. I don't know who you are. I have a phone that works and does video and she's like, stop pulling my leg. She does not believe him. She will not believe it. She thinks that he's just, you know, he doesn't, he's doing barris to say that he's now engaged to her.

It's this whole fucking thing. It just goes to show that man, what's, I used to say this about strip clubs. What's the most expensive thing in a strip club, Chrissy? The shoes? The hope. The hope. I hope this girl gives me her phone number.

I hope she really likes me. I hope she'll go on a date with me after this. Hope is the most expensive thing in the strip club. And hope is spring is eternal. Even for Montenegro, even for Montenegro catfish ladies. Hey, let's play a game. I got a game. Let's play it. Okay. Three truths, two truths in a lie. Okay. No, two lies on truth. All right. Fact or crap. You got me lying about that. You can't just say that. That's it. Fact or crap. Fact or crap. Woo. All right. So we're gonna play Factor Crap, which is essentially two lies and a truth. One truth, I'm two lies. Or however you want to say it. Okay. So let's play. Yeah. Yeah. How do you want to say it, okay? So let's play, yeah, however you want to say it.

There it is. This is not sponsored by FactorCrap. We're gonna say three statements. We're gonna say three statements. And then one of them is the truth. It's really gonna be the truth, right? Okay, so I'll go first. This is we're not playing for anything in particular.

We just thought we'd like to play a game. Yeah. Here we go. FactorCrap, the song, the lion sleeps tonight was based on an old Sue Lullaby of the same name, Sue being the Indians, not like Sue, like you're answering it Sue. Not SUE. Yeah, big Sue. Okay, you ready for the next one? Sure. Neil Armstrong drank a can of Coca-Cola on the moon and left the can behind. Number three, China censors the internet with something nicknamed the great

firewall of China. I'm gonna say the truth is the first one. That is wrong. You are wrong. It is that the great wall of China. Good firewall of China. Great fight. Come on, China, get it together.

Do you guys have a billion people over there? Someone come and come up with a better name for your international censoring program of the internet? How you come? They're like, whatever. I know. Yeah, but what I thought was interesting is Neil Armstrong drank a can of coke on the moot.

He can't drink a can of coke on the moot. That's correct. You couldn't bring a can of coke to the moot. And also, you would have to take off your helmet. Yeah. And you couldn't breathe then. Yeah. To drink the canticle.

I'm glad you didn't say that one. Just true, because I was in the mic. I got a guy for you to talk to. Flat earth mic. I also be wrong. Okay, ready? Yeah. All right.

Go. Okay. Here we go. So here's the first one. Okay. That popping sound a Tivo makes was originally a design glitch which they spent $600,000 trying to get rid of. Huh. Okay. Okay, next one. The Beach Boys originally played heavy metal music until their manager saw

a niche and surfer team. Sure. Yeah. Uh, the next one is in Spain. They have the running of the bowls. In New Zealand, they have a running of the sheep. I am going to say that the that the last one is the truth. That is correct. Brian, New Yorker.

Yeah! Have you ever read it of the sheet? All right, the running of the sheet. Yeah. A design glitch that's been spent 600,000. That sounded like it could be true. It could, it did. Right?

But I remember the old Tivo sound, and it's just too good to be a design glitch. You don't make that sound like a design glitch. A fart is a design Okay, ready there we go Japan is restored the original name of Iwajima The islands are now known as hero Nakakurama Like a kuna Same that in my Japanese accent

To be a surgeon general of the United States you you must be a military, a medical surgeon, and have a military and be a military general. Oh, okay. Say it again because I kind of messed it up. My mouth doesn't work. To be a surgeon general of the United States, you must be a medical surgeon and a military general. Okay. Or three, director Michael Moore left the seminary after it refused to let him watch a baseball game. Ah, gosh, it's even the first one at the second. Sounds so Michael Moore, by the way.

It's true, so I'm going to go with the second one's truth. Ah! No, the first one. No! Michael Moore is the truth. He went to the seminary. Can you believe that? No.

Michael Moore went to the seminary. And also the fact that he left up to the wouldn't want to watch a baseball game. Well, I mean, that guy. Why are they against baseball? Listen, if you join the seminar, set the seminar. If you join the seminar and expect to watch a baseball game, you're wrong. Unless you're here for the three day, become a professional baseball player, seminar. If you always wanted to be a baseball player, but never really gotten the gumption to do it,

we're going to teach you how to be a baseball player in three short days. For $99.99, $99 shipping and handling. 50 overweight, have missing one leg. Don't do it. The Cubs are looking at, come so looking to pick you up on the farm team. Yeah, I mean, listen, he went to the seminary. That's the more surprising fact. Yeah.

I mean, when you go to a seminary, you can't do anything. You take a vow of silence, a vow of celibacy. You have to actually, you know, do shit, you know, like good shit. That's fine. My great aunt was a nun, and a very famous nun at that.

Really, fun fact. Or a crap. Yes, a crap. Sister Judy Teneuti. My great aunt was a nun and a very famous nun at that. Really? In fact, or a crap. Yes, a crap. Sister Judy Tanuti. Sister Mary, hold a Mary, drinking water, or something like that, was her name. Sister Mary was her name. Sister Mary.

Sister Mary, she's great, great lady. Dead now. Dead for many years. Dead a long time ago. I'm sorry. She's a nun. So she probably went to the right place. I mean, when you're done and you're done and you die,

it's like, hey, you're just moving up in the world. Maybe you can have sex up there. OK. First up. Maybe she was having sex in the nunnery. They called the funnery. You got a factor crap. I don't know.

Have you watched the Pope, the young Pope on the HBO? I haven't, but I have. I love that show. It's only two seasons long. Three seasons long. It's excellent. But all the nuns are having sex with each other. They're all hot and having sex with each other.

Wow. A lot of fun. A lot of fun. Yeah, based on a true story. I bet. Based on actual events. Yeah. Right.

OK. Faced on actual events. Yeah, right. Okay. This is still holding Mary underwear. Okay. First one here. Okay, when you play ACDC backward, oh, you're so old. Yeah, this old live stage. You hear a secret message, Urgine. You to send $50? Yes.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Urgine to send $50 to Zilla Count Bob. To an ACDC.com. Yeah. Okay, you hear a secret message, Urgine, Tastity, sobriety, and church going. Oh my God. I don't think ACDC is not well thought out.

Let's Eppelin, I get it. Because I have records backwards, and you can't hear messages in their songs. What do they say? Satan, Satan something. I mean, it's, but I don't know if it's an accident, or if they actually just said it forward knowing that it would be this way backwards. But I did a whole paper about it in eighth grade with four other people.

Yeah, you run it backwards and you can hear shit. I think it's not scary to have it. It's, maybe it is scary to have it. I can't remember, it's one of the songs. That's very surprising. Okay, the next one, Billy Crystal signed a one game contract so he could play in a preseason game against the Pittsburgh Pirates, speaking of baseball. Signed a preseason contract against the Pittsburgh Pirates speaking of baseball.

Signed a preseason contract with who does it say the New York Mets? Pittsburgh Pirates. Oh, he with or against the Pittsburgh Pirates. Against. Against. Okay. Okay, and. Okay.

The recycling symbol was originally designed for a eugenics campaign. I am going to say that number three is the right one. Oh. Oh. Okay. So then it had to have been the Billy Crystal one. Yeah. I was, you know, but they said against the Pittsburgh pirates.

And I know he's a Met's fan. So then I was thinking, if he's a Met's fan, why did he wanna play against the Pittsburgh Pirates? When he wanna play against the New York Yankees? Isn't that when that makes sense? I don't know. That was just the where my brain went with that. That was interesting. And this was not in the seminary.

Okay. Billy Christa was never in the seminary because he's Jewish. And that's probably, that's one of the things you have to, I imagine you have to check that box for your application. Are you Catholic? Not really.

But I'm willing to give it a try. Sounds great. I'm Catholic light. I'm Jewish. I'm Jewish. OK. Oh, wait. Hold on.

This is two facts and a crap. Oh. OK. Have we been paying attention? Yeah, now all of a sudden, I'm like, okay, yeah, no, we got it right. Okay, but this is two facts and a crap. Okay. Okay, so here we go.

Yep. So now you have to pick out, identify the law. The crap. Mira Sovino, we talked about before on this show. You just said a name correctly this time. Mira Sovino, who was beautiful beautiful by the way, speaks Mandarin Chinese Demi Moore and Bruce Willis when they married little Richard was the minister Huh, seems like a weird combination

But again, they then they they had they had what's his name was sleeping with them at one point was it? I don't know who's the guy who invested in Facebook and What's his name? Asking Kutcher. Oh, I thought they were having a threesome. No, what have been not cooler if they did Number three a violin is made from one continuous piece of wood So you got those two right there Mira sovino speaks Chinese

Mandarin Chinese Demi Moore and Bruce Willis had little Richard as their minister. Violin is made with one continuous piece of wood. I'm gonna go with the Mira Sovino. Crap. I'm sorry, that's not true. A violin is not made from one continuous piece of wood because if you think about it, the neck and the body are two different pieces. Yeah, you can't make those two things together. It's like a guitar.

I guess you could try. Good, like that. The biggest, a big piece of wood. That's right. Big tree. A big tree. I've got a big piece of wood right now. Ain't that.

Okay, this again, this next one again is two facts and a crack. Yes, two facts and a crack. That's what I call my morning routine. Unless you've been eating rocks. Back in the 80s, there's two facts and a crack. Someone give me the air freshener. Oh god, don't say that. Someone give me the air freshener. Oh god, don't say that. Someone give me the air freshener. I'm thirsty.

Air freshener. Oh my god. Oh my god. Go back and listen to an episode. Okay, here we go. All right. Taco Bell never had an outlet in Mexico. Okay.

NASA beamed the Beatles song across the universe to Polaris. Okay. Number three, there really is an endangered animal called the Tasmanian Devil. I think the lie is that they beamed the Beatles song to Polaris. No, that's correct. So the crap was... Is the Tasmanian Devil? No, it's correct. So the crap was... Is the Tasmanian devil? No. Oh. It's the Tog of Al.

Oh, I thought he didn't have a... That's not the Tog of Al, never. This is one of those things that you hear about when you're stoned and 13-year-olds all in a basement. And they talk, this is the one that I heard. I used to say as if it was the truth all the time. I'm so sorry. I say a lot of things as if it's the truth

and it's probably not true. But it sounds good in my head at least. It comes from a well-intentioned place. Just things get jumbled up up there. But this is one of those things when you're 13 and you're stoned and your dad's basement and you're and someone says, no one knows shit. Do you want to know something that is really crazy? Yeah. The same company that owns Alpo Dog Food owns Taco Bell and they're both the same grade meat. Go figure that out. Also, Mexicans know how bad the food is. They don't even have a Taco Bell down there.

True story. True story. Yeah, and you're so stoned, you're like, holy shit. That makes total sense. I've been eating Alpo. Right. It's so good. What do you mean it has been called into question for years?

Well, I'm anything that looks mean it has been called into question for years? Well, I'm... Anything that looks like that should be called into question. At least it's not full of rocks. I have pleased. I mean, listen, if I gave Taco Bell to my dog, I don't even think my dog. I used to love Taco Bell, I think, is one of those things that you eat when you're young. Because now as an adult, I eat it once a year, probably, right? And I really enjoy it.

I think it's very good. I love it. very good I love it and then I and then but then you know by the third taco I'm like what the fuck am I doing salty weird gooey mush yeah and even though this in the sour cream is not really sour cream it's more like I don't know sour cheddar or something it's just like it's so weird but the hot sauce is good the hot sauce is really good yeah or's late at night too, it's good. Yeah, or a crystal. Crystal hot.

Waffle house. Waffle house is always fantastic. Yeah, but that's real food. That's why they're open. Waffle house is real food. Waffle house. Open all this up. It's for dinner.

Waffle house. The commercial break is sponsored by Waffle house. It's unofficially sponsored by Waffle house. It's good right now. It tastes even better coming back up. Waffle House. Waffle House, if you blacked out tonight, we hear Waffle House like to welcome you.

Hey, blacked out. Did you remember blacking out? Do you remember blacking out? We hear a Waffles out, dude. We've got video tape of you, don't worry. Ah! Did you get ghosted by your later last night? Don't remember?

Waffles out is what your does. She's got your phone number. Along with seven others. Did you lose your credit card? Waffle House. We have credit card. Waffle House. We'll keep your credit card for you. We'll keep your credit card for you. We'll keep your credit card for you. When you want it back.

Got a card. Get a card warm when you want it back. Got a card. A waffle house. Did you lose a shoe? We have it. Waffle house. Are you still sleeping in your car? Breakfast is ready.

Waffle house. Did you give the Uber driver the wrong address? There's lots of waffle house. I'm not sure if I'm wrong. I'm not sure if I'm wrong. I'm not sure if I'm wrong. I'm not sure if I'm wrong. I'm not sure if I'm wrong.

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Okay. I crap. Factor crap. Okay, here's two crabs in effect. According to the American Journal of Sports Medicine, Paul Valk. Two facts and a crab. No, one fact, one fact, two crabs. I'm According to the American Journal of Sports Medicine, Paul Valkyrie. Two facts, Anna Krabs. No, one fact, one fact, two crabs.

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Did you say internet epidemiologists? No, just an epidemiologist by the way what a horrible way to be remembered Great Greg Ebola nice to meet you Right man, I'm man I guess in the Ebola. Yeah, man. Did you really have to go and I Discovered Ebola I wonder if Gregory Ebola still alive Did he discover it by personally discovering it or did he was like it you know an amateur epidemiologist by the way what is an amateur epidemiologist sounds like a sounds like I'm a fake epidemiologist there's a difference the amateur epidemiologist is like an amateur pilot and they always die in this horrible Crash is amateur pilot Jeff built his own plane ended up on 285 Waffle house

You could your plane here. Waffle House, it's okay, everybody else is tripping too. You're okay. Waffle House, it took me a little like five. Okay, statistically, people with blue eyes have larger feet. So, here's the three. According to the American Journal of Sports Medicine, pole vaulting has the most deaths per participant. The Ebola virus was named for Greg Ebola, and statistically, people with blue eyes have larger feet and bigger dicks.

I'm gonna get what the Ebola is. It's true. That's crap. It's the first one that pole vaulting has the most deaths per participant. And you wouldn't think that. No. I would not. Actually, you wouldn't think that. You're jumping up 11 feet in the air with a pole that could break or in pale you at any moment.

Yeah, but you have to actually get over it to get to the cushiony thing. So what happens if you go backwards? Yeah, I mean, listen, and I can imagine that people and pale themselves like all kind of shit happen Yeah, and and I bet it's dangerous just to be around pole vaulters I mean if you see how fast they're going with that big pole. Yeah, yeah You see now fast I can go with my big pole around the house waffle house, but you dig back Waffle House, put your dick back. Yeah. Hahaha.

Ugh. Hahaha. Waffle House. Everyone knows you're puking in the bathroom, it's okay. Hahaha. We can hear you. Yeah, Waffle House. We know you're taking a dump.

Don't say you're on the call. Hahaha. I was just taking a call. Hahaha. Sure you were. Waffle House. Sure you were. Hahaha.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Sure you are waffle house sure you were Man does we're good. Yeah, so waffle house 470 or 580 449 if you want to sponsor our show Okay, is this two facts on a crap or two crabs on a fact? Well, they all say fact they all say fact. They all say fact. That's not very fun. There's no game to that. What is that? We're going to game is that.

It's all true. I'm going to tell you all that I'm going to tell you three truths that I want you to pick out which one is true. Tell me which one you liked the best. Tell me which one you liked the best. All three say fact. Oh man. Let me try one you like the best. Oh, three cents. Yeah. Oh man. Let me try again.

Fact or crap fail. OK, this is one of these is in fact a crap. OK. It's one crap. Two facts. One crap, two facts. My breakfast and the eggs. Yes.

OK. First one. Dolly Parton founded a theme park called Dollywood. OK. Number two, they have square watermelons in Japan. Oh. Because they stack better. Number three,

Wailin Jennings was a road scholar. Okay, Wailin, okay. So I know the first two are true. So the third one's gotta be crap. That's crap. Yeah, I've seen the square watermelons. There it is. Yeah, because, let me tell you this. Little fun fact about Brian,

along with the TLC addiction that I have, I also have an addiction to the American Japanese station, like the station where they do all like 24 hours of documentaries about Japan, right? What cable do you have? I don't know, something or other. Some shitty cable services I wanna mention. That's bundle with your office.

Yeah, bundle with my auto and my dental insurance Yeah So they have a station is called an NKH or something like that and it's all documentaries about Japan 24 is it's and they do Japanese news like Japanese news in English, right? And so I just love the station because the documentaries are horribly They're interesting, but they're all low key like you don't have to use a lot of brain power English, right? And so I just love the station because the documentaries are horribly, they're interesting, but they're all low key. Like you don't have to use a lot of brain power.

You can just watch them like, you know today, we're gonna talk about rice or whatever the fuck they're talking about. And they went to a square watermelon factory. Huh, it's very interesting. Square watermelon factory. Square watermelon factory. A factory.

It's a factory where they chop up the watermelon. Okay. But then they went to the farm. They're not grown square. No, they are grown Okay. Yeah, but then they went to the farm. They're up grown square. No, they are grown square. Oh. Yeah. They put them in a box square box.

Ha. Ha. Uh, well off last. You're full of shit. Ha. Okay. Here's, uh, two facts and a fact. That was, yeah, two facts and a fact.

I don't know. I guess, I guess you have to say them and determine whether or not I get it. I Think the real point of this game is like you don't tell people how many facts or crafts are are you just tell them and they have to pick out Whether or not. Yeah, so I say it you say whether or not it's true or bad This is see that's two truths and the lies what we were playing but that's not at all how you play the game Why is what we were playing, but that's not at all how you play the game. That does make sense now. All right, ready? Okay.

We'll do one more piece. Here we go. Okay. So now let's play it the real way for the last round. Okay. Okay. So you tell me whether this is true or false. Okay.

One of the Bee Gees became a deputy prime minister of Australia. Deputy prime minister, that's crap. True. True. No, no, you're crap. True. True. No, no, you're crap. True. I hate this game.

I already hate this game. It does not translate well. Okay. Bob Hoskins and Pierce Bronson both worked as fire eaters. I'm going to go with crap. That's crap. Tammy Weinette kept her beauticians license in case her career tanked. I don't know. I'm going go with crap. That's crap. Tammy Weinette kept her beautician's license in case her career tanked.

I don't know, I'm gonna go true. That's crap. That's crap. Yeah, she was never a beautician. Okay. She didn't even wear meco. She played one. Did she?

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That's crap? I thought Eve's saying, Lennon was the power fashion black guy. Not black guy, but the guy. I thought Eve's saying, Lennon was a black guy. You tell him, Eve's saying Lennon is not a black guy.

He's not, he's a weird looking white dude. I've seen him. Okay, and. Number three, the youngest pope. Here we go. Ah. The youngest pope was 11 years old.

That is true. It's crap. Oh. I said it when I said it was such conviction. It's true. It's true. Well, I'll have. We know you're lying. We know you're lying. We know you're lying. There's so many. There's so many you can do. I'm gonna think of lots more for the next week's show.

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Mm-hmm. Don't you think? Oh, yeah. I like this one. We should do this more often. So you love the game. Yeah. So I'm Brian.

This is Chrissy. Happy New Year. Yeah. By the way, we say Happy New Year on every show. That's just what we do. So don't think that we recorded this back in January. Every day can be a brand new start. That's the brand new start of the year.

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