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Episode Date: October 5, 2021Bryan and Krissy give an update on DeanBodi, discuss how they all of the sudden care about the B. Spears conservatorship drama and give each other a reminder of the download race to 1,000,000. Then th...e gang revisits the Monster Men of the Mountains and the hilariously haphazard way they go about hunting for various monsters. Just remember the Mountain Men came here for answers and they are going them! (Probably...maybe....possibly...well, not this time...maybe next time...who are we kidding?? ) LINKS: Want a TCB limited edition collectible sticker? Each series sticker is limited and first come, first serve. Click HERE to find out how! Or send a text or voicemail to 661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor Streamlight Lending By SunTrust Bank (Use Code TCB for additional interest savings) DBSAlliance For Mental Health Help Magic Spoon (Use Code TCB) FUM (Use Code TCB) Smokeless Pipe for Smoking Sesation Castbox is the TCB publishing partner . Download The App Here! Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: 1-(661)-BEST-2-YOÂ Â |Â (1-661-237-8296) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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And welcome back to W.S.H.R.T.'s Jesus' Jr. Hour.
Every Sunday we have an opportunity to talk to our youngsters about the Lord and His
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Today we talked a little Billy Branger who's been with the congregation since he was just
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Billy has some things to say about the Lord.
He is a happy, joyful, proud young man. Let's hear that happy word from the Lord generation of him, also, shall us serve man, B.S.J.
We are going to check on little Billy and make sure he is okay.
We'll be back after this.
Come, let's show a break.
On this episode of the commercial break, if you're not well, and the court believes that you need somebody to help you with that, I don't...
Yeah.
I'm reluctant to believe that the court would just say, yeah, be a slave to your father, essentially,
without some kind of something saying,
this girl needs supervision, right?
She needs some help with her finances and other stuff.
So I'll be interested to see how this all plays out just like everybody else,
because, you know.
Because we're amazing.
Because I give a shit.
Yeah, because I give a shit.
I don't know.
Because I'm nosy.
At first I was like, who the fuck in care is it now? I'm like, who the fuck in care? Actually, I don't want because I'm nosy at first. I was like who fucking cares and now I'm like fucking care
Tiny was right. Oh, yeah, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up
Is there a wide on in there
Generating electricity
Wait a second.
Did Bigfoot pay the power bill?
Hold on.
Is that AT&T Uverse?
You can record four shows at once.
Yeah, we are.
We are.
We're lighter.
I don't know that.
That's a damn good question.
Yeah. Now you're talking, Finn. Well's a damn good question. Yeah.
Now you're talking, sense.
Well, guys, the production crew action.
Oh, I shouldn't say that on camera.
I'm sorry.
Take two.
I just got to open the stock in the dirt that left her pants.
Did he?
Did he just end up the old penis?
Did he get his penis out of the dirt?
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
It's another episode of the commercial break.
Yeah, how you doing?
Welcome to the show.
I'm Brian.
This is Kristen and Happy Holidays.
Best of you, Kristen.
Best of you, Brian.
Best of you out there in the podcast universe.
I, we almost, I thought we almost had the big one there.
I thought that was it.
Thought we were done.
The studio's up in flames.
I won't get into all the dirty,
mini-gritty specifics here, but Chrissy and I were sitting here
and smoke started coming out of the microphone.
I was like, oh, shit, here goes.
We're all going up in flames.
Like a white snake concert.
Great white concert.
I shouldn't make fun of that, like 58 people died.
And that's a horrible tragedy.
But you get the point, is it?
There are enough random chords and things.
Yes.
Well, the microphone was just making a weird noise.
And so, Chrissy and I were trying to get to the bottom of it.
And then we're sitting here, just kind of, you know,
the show starts and the music's playing.
And then all of a sudden, like a little smoke started appearing out of the thing and I was like
the quick quickly figured out it was nothing to be concerned about. If you see us go up in flames in
this particular episode, know that we loved you very much. This has been fun, man. And we will broadcast
this because we have obligations to our sponsors. I hear by the give permission to my wife and advertise cast to run this
episode, even if we die. Astrid's will take off like wildfire. I know Astrid, that's all
it. I said, I, if Astrid and Jeff to go over the show, it'd probably have a million listeners
in a minute. Behind the scenes, TV, the spousals of Tau. The real stars were the ones who weren't talking the whole time.
That's how it works.
That's how it always works.
You're more, you're worth more dead than you ever will be alive.
Speaking of a million listeners, we're about there.
So congratulations to you, my friend.
We'll celebrate that when a moment comes.
Absolutely another bottle of bubbly.
Yeah, that's a big accomplishment to have a million, a million listeners.
So, and I wanted to say this additionally,
I wanted to give a little bit of additional shout out.
That is to Miss Marianne from Louisiana.
Nice.
Who reached out to us and she asked her,
if she could get an update on Bodie,
the dog from Dean Bodie.
Remember the song here's how it goes.
Yes.
In case you remember, good girl Bodie, good girl, good girl Bodie.
He's the best dog in the world.
Com.
Dean Bodie is of course, he's a podcaster that we've talked about before here.
He does two shows a day.
He's like just this guy who just keeps plugging along on his podcast, plugging and plugging
and going to DeanBody.com if you want more information on his show.
But we kind of fell in love with the fact that he's always
sing, songy, everything in his.
I know he sounds so happy.
The other day I was listening to and he was like,
Zip, Bitty, Duh, Zip, Bitty, A, My, Oh, My.
It's a deembody day.
I was like, wow, go, good for you.
But Marianne from Louisiana wanted an update on Body.
And so I did get an update on Body.
Body is still alive and kicking and doing well and following Dean wherever he goes.
So there's your update.
Oh, that's right.
Marianne, we thought we'd give it to you live here on air.
Also, it's interesting to note on another note altogether, something completely different.
That Britney Spears father has now filed for disillusionment of the conservatorship.
I saw that, yeah.
But I don't think... For you,atorship. I saw that, yeah.
For you, Brittney.
I don't think all is as it appears.
I think that her attorney, and I read this, and I think it's an interesting standpoint,
you tell me what you think.
Okay.
The thought from the person writing this article, which I agree with, the attorney, her
attorney, has never directly asked for the ending of the conservatorship.
He's never asked for that.
They are just asking for Jamie Spears, her father, to be taken off.
To be honest.
Yeah.
And to have the conservatorship not be so tight, allow her to do things with her money and
her travel and all this other stuff.
To which her father replies, I do.
Whatever she's, whatever's being told out there is just wrong.
So he's making an offensive move to play defense.
He's saying, okay, you really want the conservatorship
to go away, it'll go away.
And you don't have to have a mental evaluation
in order to do that.
No evaluation needed, which forces the hand of the attorney.
Now the attorney has either got to say,
I agree with this or I don't agree with this.
If he says I agree with this, and they have a mental evaluation,
and it turns out Brittany is not okay,
well then the lawyer is gonna be in some trouble, right?
It's trouble.
It's trouble.
And the lawyer is not doing what's best for his client.
So I think this is defense by offense is what's actually.
I think we've got a lot more to see on this.
She did just a not-so-er engagement.
She did, yeah, and apparently, you know, I don't know.
Something is there. There's something we don't know. We don't know. That's that's what I'm
saying. I know conservatorships are notoriously hard to end. I understand not everybody's in love
with Jamie Spears in the way that he's handled his daughters stuff. But anytime his daughter has
been in trouble, he's she's gone running to her father and her father has seemed to write the
ship. Right. And now conservatorship is a big deal and it does kind of hold you down, so to speak.
But if you're not well,
and the court believes that you need somebody
to help you with that, I don't,
I'm reluctant to believe that the court would just say,
yeah, be a slave to your father, essentially,
without some kind of something saying,
this girl needs supervision, right?
She needs some help with her finances and other stuff.
So I'll be interested to see how this all plays out,
just like everybody else, because, you know.
Just were nasty.
Because I give a shit.
Yeah, because I give a shit.
I don't know, because I'm nosy.
At first I was like, who the fuck in care is it now?
I'm like, you fucking care.
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We have actually had people that have said,
can you please do more of this content? Yes, we will. Okay. And I waited. I waited a little bit
because I want to give it a little breathing room because I know you people get upset out there
when we just harp on once. Yeah, yeah. We want to make you want it. We want you to want us. That's the way that it is. Oh, two to one. That's amazing. Uh, oops.
I did it again.
I didn't follow through.
Yeah, I didn't follow through on shit.
Sorry about that.
I'm not that responsible.
Oops.
I'm not that organized.
Oops.
I did it again. I drop off all
as your children would say oh oh daddy. They're so cute. My son is now in the habit of saying
thank you daddy. So I mean so like you know I'll hand them something you know and it'll
go thank you daddy and I'm like oh thank, oh, thank you. No, thank you. Thank you.
Who taught you that?
I certainly didn't.
Um, people got really all jazzed about the one we did
the monster men, the book hunters, the monster men,
the whisper wolves, all that other stuff.
People really liked those episodes.
And they were, they said, can you do more of that content?
Actually, a number of people sent us in additional content
that we could use, like, you know, different,
well, big foot shows and episodes and stuff like that.
I decided that for the purpose,
I had to whittle it down because there is a lot,
and I mean a lot of content out there.
Just like John Popper's weight whittled down.
Yeah.
Ha.
Ha.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I'm the popper.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. For those of you that don't know, The
For those of you that don't know on the you can go back to the monsters the otter men of zone six or the big foot hunter episode When you listen to that one of the monsters they were chasing was attracted to a harmonica
So we call them John pop pop popper.
The skinny John popper running through the woods looking for food.
There he is.
Oh no.
Okay, so, uh,
Tiptoe round.
So, a couple things about this, we, Chrissy and I are under the belief, are of the belief
that this is pure satire, that obviously no one in the production crew believes that
this is actually happening.
Right.
Number two, they always find the monster, but they never get him on camera.
Right.
And number three, the soundmen put the noises in there that you're going to hear.
Like there's clearly no monster going to go, grrrr, grrrr, you know, the soundmen put the noises in there that you're going to hear. Like there's clearly no monster going,
grrrr, grrrr, you know, the sound of eating people.
This is pure ridiculousness that is going on here.
But lots of people like it.
They like to watch it and I guess they roll into the fantasy
that there might be a monster out there
in the woods of Kentucky.
Yeah, well, when you're running through the woods of any woods,
it could be the woods of Atlanta.
Yeah, that's the woods of Atlanta. Yeah, the woods of Atlanta.
You know, at night, you're gonna see some things.
You're gonna see little shadows and things.
You're more likely to see the crackheads.
Yeah.
In Atlanta than anything else.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, I agree with you.
Like, you know, when you're running through,
you see shadows, you're mind goes to monster, right?
I think that's like almost Pavlovian.
It's like an andra
Thal response that something is lurking in the woods
There was another monster called the Yip Yip or the what whatever he was called and you would make noise
That's how they call that's how they call them
But that's what he also sounded like. Yes.
Because they could hear him, and you could hear it on the actual show,
and you were like, wait, you know that.
That's just some production guy, like in the craft services.
Yes, yes!
They got a little Debbie today.
You got little Debbie's, that's chip key!
Fago and Doritos for lunch.
By the way, next year we're going to the Gathering of Juggles.
It's a goal of mine.
Okay.
Okay, so here it is.
Monster M- uh, M- Mountain Monsters,
is what the name of the show.
Monsters.
We all know it, we all love it.
Jimmy the camera guy.
Oh, shit.
I'm sorry guys, I was just trying to,
I don't know what happened. You guys started yelling and screaming, I was just trying to, I don't know what happened. You guys
started yelling and screaming. I ran the other way. I got scared.
The Dufus cameraman who can never catch the zone's camera. But yeah, the other people
see it, but just dang, miss it. Catch him on the actual episode of TV. 56 episodes,
not one showing of any monsters,
but every episode, there's a monster.
Very close, within feet.
Some of them are...
They're so close.
Okay, you ready?
Yes.
Let's do this.
Let's listen to a little mountain monsters.
Here we go.
Hey, there it is.
Hey, there it is.
Oh, where, guys?
I'm back here taking a peek.
Can you take a cell phone camera? You mind taking picture of it for me?
Okay, hold it there. I'll be right back. I'm gonna go eat some Mountain Dew
Hell yeah, all right. Yeah, look hell. Yeah, we're certain we're gonna get eaten by a 10-foot creature. Let's get it. Let's get it
Come get you some of this.
Oh God.
We found it.
We found it.
Where?
Where is it?
We found it.
Over there, you don't see it.
No, I'm sorry, I'm over here.
Where's there?
I got a tree over here.
I see a Walmart sign. Is that where it's there? I got a tree over here. I see a Walmart sign. Is that where you sat?
What are you guys talking about? How do you guys like it? Do you have the camera on? No, I thought you guys thought we were off here. I don't know what happened.
We come around that bin and there's that cabin. I cannot believe we found it. This place looks creepy
So we're gonna go in to do it. Let's get a straight in without any additional backup
This is where 27 people who people were eaten by bigfoot
Lips are still hanging from the rafters blood fresh on the walls and we're gonna go in. Let's go
Let's do it guys for TV for the sake of for the going to go in. Let's go. Let's do it, guys, for TV, for the sake of
for the sake of destination America, let's go. But we came here for a reason. It's time
to start moving in. Start moving in like you're a pair of troopers. Here the Navy's
field. Let's move in 1650 fingers. Swirls, swirls, swarms, swarms. Let's move in. 1-620. We're doing the finger. Thanks.
Swirls, swirls, swarm, swarm.
Well, let's move in.
OK, you there with the long goatee and the straw hat on.
You go to the left.
I'm 675 pounds.
I'll just go straight.
And you with no teeth.
You go around back.
Time to go straight.
Hell yeah.
Pota, pota, p up, hold up, hold up.
Is there a wide one in there?
He's generating electricity.
Wait a second.
Didn't big foot pay the power, Bill?
Hold on.
Is that AT&T U-verse?
You can record four shows at once
That's a damn good question. Yeah
Now you're talking since well guys the production crew action. Oh, I shouldn't say that on camera. I'm sorry take to
Buck need to go in there and slow and I think we need to fan out
I think we need to go in there slow because we probably couldn't go in there quick if we wanted to
Give it your size
Definitely don't look abandoned. Hey hold up sure there
Is that smoke coming out of the name Jim Lee?
Let's work up our seat. We can't let's go bring into someone's private residence. That's like somebody's living there.
Somebody's living there and we're we're authorized to go in. We've been authorized
by the state of Northern Kentucky. To go in. By the power invested in me by the
state of Northern Kentucky, I hear by come in your house.
See who's in there.
Get a damn peak to it.
When you see somebody's in there, there's been ready for anything.
There's got to be somebody in there.
The lights is on.
We heard you five times.
There's somebody in there.
Got to be somebody in there.
Is there somebody in there or somebody in there?
Which one of you is correct?
If everybody says that it makes it true.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Every single one of them says somebody in there.
Somebody in there.
Somebody's in there.
Somebody's in there.
Somebody's in there.
Oh, somebody should be at home.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my God.
Dude, there's a pile of blood up here. There's a pile of blood.
What the hell? There's a pile. Yeah, there's also a couple of,
but I'm to get your packets from one full house. You think that's got something to do with it?
I don't know. A pile. A pile of blood. There's pile a pile of blood
There's a pyramid of blood over here
Dude it's dripping I still fresh
That's going right this way look at all this
You got a blood tub or a buck yeah, look look look look look Look at this look at this look at this
Go on the whole pile over here. It's all leading straight towards this cabin
Of course it is of course it is straight to the cabin straight to the cab straight to the front door
Damn Yeah, straight to the front door. Yep. We can go down. Damn. Damn.
Well, I guess we should still go in,
even though there's evidence of a murder here.
And a light on and smoking the chimney.
Pretty sure we should still go in.
With all these lights and cameras in the sound, guys.
Let's go.
Fan out.
Moving, guys. Fan out. Moving guys, fan out.
What the hell do we get into now guys?
Oh, we stepped in it now.
We're in deep.
There's no turning back.
No turning back now.
Absolutely no turning back.
There's nothing else to do except to walk directly into the murderers cabin
with the light on and the smoke in the chimney or the pile of blood is leading to.
I see no other option on the table.
If I thought there was another option we'd get out of here, but
we got camera men on one side and the house full of murderers on the other side
looks like we're going in for the murder.
We've got a path back to our cars on one end.
And a murderous monster inside of this cabin.
And a creepy cabin.
Watching TV.
Currently cooking human flesh on the chimney.
In a waffle house on the other side, I think we have.
That's the only option. I don't want to take my chances with the past
the waffle house.
I'll tell you what doctor said. I got to stay away from the
cholesterol. You know what I mean? Damn. You know what I mean?
Hey, look, look. Holy ****. Look at that hatch.
Someone's got her by it.
Not a hand print.
It's a hand print on the hatchet.
Looks like back here laying back.
Looks like hand print on the hatchet.
Guys, I think you're in a little too much on this one.
That running out of ideas.
I can see him storyboarding this one out.
It'll be great.
Love a pile of blood leading to the door.
And then on the front porch, there's a hatchet with bloody hands everywhere
Again see no other way out of this, but to continue forward. Yeah, if I call in the police. Yeah, if I that's right
Why would you call the lawn?
They're just gonna go anyway. They riddle cute bigfoot hunters. Yeah, somebody's finger. It's not a finger
It's the lock to the cabin.
It's go easy now. Easy. They've mistook a finger for a lock.
That's not that's not finger. Even I didn't. It wasn't a finger. Maybe you have to stick the finger
in the lock and turn it. Maybe it's one of the other fingerprint keypads on the
cabin. Oh, you know, big puts into
technology. That's what I heard.
Got radio. Shout, don't me. He bought two
walkie-talkies the other day.
Be careful. Easy to look for a buck.
I think someone uses hatchet to break the
lock off. That locks line there.
Look, Shadowway. Look that away.
That away. Why did you add an. Looks that away. That away.
Why did you add an uh, that away?
We get up on the porch and it looks like somebody busted the lock and went inside.
I use this hatch to break his lock.
Whoever's here, I'm pretty sure they don't belong.
Dude, look, there's a bottle of hand.
But we came here for answers and there's only one way to find.
We came here for answers and there's only one way to find We came here for answers and even if we're clearly gonna get murdered
I'm gonna find those answers
Wow, yeah, is that a finger? No, is that a deep is that a decapitated head still bleeding with the eyes blinking?
Well
blinking? Well, I promise my wife I wouldn't come back without answers.
Cover me.
I can't, you're 626 pounds.
Oh man, cover me indeed.
This door.
Hey! I saw someone who was wearing redwood right there. What?
What do you got? What do you got? What do you got?
I should be walking. I should be walking.
Okay, I should be walking.
I don't even know what I'm saying.
I don't even know what I'm saying.
I don't even know what I'm saying.
Cover me. Cover me. Cover me. Cover me.
Cover me. Cover me.
There's a good one. He's watching Fox News. Cover me.
Microphones on fire.
We're listening. Yeah, we're listening. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. We're listening.
Yeah, we're listening.
It sounds like...
We're ready.
Listen, listen, listen.
Can you hear that?
We need more food at the press service.
Is there any more press service?
Can you hear that?
I hear it.
It's the whisper wolf.
Oh, Bob and Ian are making up the trailer one.
trailer one.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it. I heard it. I heard it. I heard it. It's the whisper wolf. Oh, Bob and Ian Mermick are the trailer one.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
You got to see those white oak jello, Glendy.
I'm peeking up in that window and you can hear somebody talking on the phone.
It must be the murderer. It must be the guy who
owns the hatchet and cut off the finger. So I figure let's go have a friendly conversation
with him. Let's spook up on him and say, Hey, I'm here with destination of America. We're
running for Bigfoot. Have you seen him? That's beautiful to capitated head you got.
Well, you're not bug fit.
We'll leave you alone.
We're just here looking for answers.
Don't mind us.
Do you mind if I put this murder as a rampage on destination America and your face?
Is that okay?
You mind?
We'll be leaving you alone now.
Great.
Good to meet you. We're on work, don't worry.
We can hear somebody inside this cabin.
She's up on it and cut long.
You'll text.
I think there's a logger out here.
And he might have got attacked by one of these smoke walls.
Smoke wall.
Smoke wall.
Ha ha ha.
Oh! Okay. smoke wolf. Also known as antelope in the fish community.
The hippies. Throw he'd help me. Let's go. Come on. Come on.
We need to help him.
Let's go wrap up as the captain...
Yeah!
He's taking it out.
I'm not too fond of these lagers out here.
Easy, fuck, easy.
But if someone's hurt, and they're in there bleeding,
we've got to help them.
You can keep your weapons down.
I'm not going to do anything for the going to lose it. Oh, I'm going to lose it. Oh, I'm going to lose it.
Oh, I'm going to lose it.
Oh, I'm going to lose it.
Oh, I'm going to lose it.
Oh, I'm going to lose it.
Oh, I'm going to lose it.
Oh, I'm going to lose it.
Oh, I'm going to lose it.
Oh, I'm going to lose it.
Oh, I'm going to lose it.
Oh, I'm going to lose it. Oh, I'm going to lose it. Jason about the bag door. What are you doing leave the guy alone it's his house Yeah, he's probably scared
Yeah, come on, it's fingering now you guys are running in charge. It's I'm not too fond of these loggers out here
But in this one case I'm gonna go ahead and help him stitch his finger back on
Clearly we're in the right, he's in the wrong!
If I'm the guy inside I'm shooting you all!
I know, guy!
Be careful!
What's up?
Hold on!
What's up?
Careful, careful!
I got blood right over here!
Holy cow!
Oh man, look at that. Oh
He's bleeding bad man. He's really bleeding man. He's really bleeding
More ketchup on the set. Please more ketchup. Another pile of blood pile of blood
Dude, we got more blood up here. Look here. Hey
Trying to help you stupid
I'm cutting that up as a clip. I'm trying to help you stupid
I'm trying to help you stupid. I'm trying to help you by breaking into your house with all these cameras. What do you think?
Stupid get man people are stupid You're about breaking into your house with all these cameras. What do you think? Stupid. Stupid.
Get manned people are stupid.
I stuck upon you, broke into your house, trying to help you.
Step there in the woods straight ahead.
Hey, hey, we're trying to help you, dude.
Man, he's staggering all over, he's moving like a deer.
Hold up, hey.
We're trying to help.
We're looking around.
Almost certain Jeff Reini spots something on the thermal.
Went right through here, but I can't find him.
On the thermal!
Which is an imaginary tool I made up.
There's an apple for that.
It's on my iPhone.
And now, it's the day in main com,
where people like to billy goat.
Where the hell is he going?
Hey, I got a track here.
I got a track here on him, Buck.
He's heading straight ahead of us.
I'm just like, can you see some blood? Oh, fuck! He goes, hey, I got a track here. I got a track here on him buck. He's heading straight ahead of us And the situation blood
So it's screaming you heard somebody's far around
Gunshots those are gunshots? Those are gunshots, someone who's getting killed. Heck, no.
Oh.
That's what the gunshots sounded like.
Listen, okay, this particular clip goes on.
They find a guy, he's been injured.
He heard himself in a logging accident,
but he did see the whisper just yesterday.
Of course he did, yeah.
I'll spare you all the bullshit
because you can tell this goes on.
These episodes are 49 minutes long.
They do this for 49 minutes.
They run around the woods pretending they found something when they...
You want to hear another one?
Alright.
I'm ass.
What the hell was that?
I don't know what made that noise we heard today.
Sound like a f***ing elephant.
But he's got no day. Sounded like Billy with bad guests if you ask me
Hey wolf this investigation
Has been rip roaring from the start and it ain't slowing down one bit. That's right. We have been
It's been rib roaring
We went to waffle house. We agreed to pretend like we saw something.
We got Billy the camera made. We came out into the woods. We threw some ketchup on the floor.
We were pretending there was blood.
We were on fire and all three. We called it a nest. We got a... A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A- this investigation has been bullshit from the beginning.
We need to hold us, get out to that farm and check out what's out there.
We need to hold out.
We need to one more time.
We need to one more time go on people's private property to investigate we have been deputized. Bali can is South Southern Kentucky.
To come on your property and look for whispoles.
Got one of these old corn carriers right here.
This is what brings it out the field with.
They on point up her, well,
what was that?
What the hell was that?
It was the sound guy making sound effect noises.
What was that?
What was that?
They say that every episode
Didn't you see me had big purple eyes he was going green running through the wood did you catch him? Oh, no?
I'm not sure what you're talking about and I was looking right in the same direction I don't know I'm scared though that I do know
That come from back over there. Yeah, you're taking a thermal
You can't anything under
You got anything on the thermal? You got your fan ass?
I don't have anything on it. Well, something sort of hell made a big Klam Kabang.
Klam Kabang.
That old Klam Kabang.
That old Klam Kabang.
You know when you're eating clams and they go Kabang?
It's old Klam Kabang.
Let's see, he's down there and see if we can't lay some eyes on him.
And this place is creepy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, my God.
I got eyes.
I got eyes.
I just realized I can see.
57 years of life, and I realized exactly how these images are coming into my brain.
I got.
Man, this place is creepy.
What is it?
It's a lens crafters.
This episode of Whisper Rolls brought to you by lens crafters.
I can see.
Holy hell.
Just right out over the top pass that silo right there.
Are you ready?
Me and Jeff, we'll go over here to the left of the silo,
you and Wild Bill break to the right.
Let's work out to where that bank drops off and see where their eyes went.
All righty.
Let's get ready boys, let's get ready for a sneak attack.
Let's turn on all the camera, all the lights on the camera and get the sound guy up ahead of us.
We're getting ready for a sneak attack
on this very cunning whisper rule.
This is it up here.
This is it up here.
Right there's their trucks.
Good deal.
Trucks, they drive trucks now?
Yeah.
Or tracks?
Tracks.
Tracks.
Hark.
Willie. Bill, back going.
Yeah, David, Bob, June, Jim, Brian, Kevin, Dan, Patrick.
I'm sorry, I forgot your name. They're in here.
Heck, going.
Just messed up.
You're going to miss somewhere.
We went to Chili's.
No, it on the door says we went to Chili's for a wood
to chili's 299 for a 16 ounce beer.
Now I get to go out looking for them alone.
Where you guys at?
I held in my eyes both to go off down over the bank.
I ain't picking up nothing on this.
He went down to the Wacken tree.
He went down to the Wacken tree.
I used to go and whack it.
My grandpa told me, oh, Paul Miller used to tell me don't go down to the Wacking tree right used to go and whack it My grandpa Paul told me oh
Paul Paul Miller used to tell me don't go down to the Wacken tree nothing good happens at the Wacken tree
But me and the neighborhood boys we'd go and whack it down at the Wacken tree. Yeah until one day we heard a
And we knew it was the whisper
And we knew it was the whisper moves.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Give me, give me, give me, right here.
Ice broke in.
Yep, right there's a place to dinner then.
Oh, by George right there.
Wow, that's big.
By George.
Hi, George.
He went by George.
Looks like he was headed right down
over to that hill right there.
I don't know what'd been,
split up his team like this at her.
We can get in this, some heat real quick.
Oh yeah, I've had a bad feeling all night.
I've had a bad feeling all night.
I think it was a Mexican weed.
I could have shit myself.
I gotta be honest with you.
I don't know that I'm gonna make it.
Leave me here.
Come on. We can't make it. Leave me here. Come here, go on.
We can't leave you.
Leave me here.
I got the runs.
I'll never make it.
I love how these guys see tracks and the woods
and they always come up with some long story
of what these tracks mean.
This means he went down the bank to the left to the right
and then he went to go get to the water and hole after he went
to the water and hole he probably went back to his nest
and he killed a couple people,
he'd even snapped their legs and have such a decent track
to tell me right here.
I think she ain't nothing wrong, I'm seeing those cow tracks.
Ah!
Look at that, look at this.
The damn lucrative fence, holy s**t.
I'm a s**t out of my leg.
Damn, don't want to.
Hell yes! Damn. What's running down his leg! Damn, don't want to hear it! Hell yes!
Damn!
What's running down his leg, bro?
Are you all right?
Yeah!
I'm gonna get him jazzed, Airman's to holy s**t!
I don't get the old hard pumping.
I'm gonna pee.
I'm gonna pee.
I'm gonna pee.
I'm gonna pee.
I'm gonna pee.
I'm gonna pee.
I'm gonna pee.
I'm gonna pee.
I'm gonna pee.
I'm gonna pee. I'm gonna pee. I'm gonna pee. I'm gonna pee. I'm just gonna talk to the dirt about electric fence. Oh.
Did he? Did he just add his got the old penis?
Did he add his penis?
That's not in the dirt.
By electric fence.
I'll style electric fence.
What's the music playing in the background?
I just said a shockwave through the old water.
Just like you're in a job.
Oh.
Come on, let's get moving.
Ready.
Yes, sir. What's your name? Bench?
That's weird
So weird
Why are you playing dentist all of this music?
I can't get that across
Chinese relaxation music is kind of stuff you're just fine
You said against penis knocked in the dirt
Reminds me of that time I almost had the physical fit challenge
I had to knock my penis into the basketball court in order to avoid certain destruction
Hock
Jeff
Huck Jeff
Did you get my playlist on Spotify
It's music to relax to right after you get your dick knocked on the dirt. It's dick knocking music
Listen, listen, listen
That's a pig I mean
You got no
That dog fired up or something yeah you
Dogs fired up or something yeah you
Is you you shit-head It's broken in you you're on someone's private property fucking with the pigs you're putting your dick in the dirt
What all now? No, no, no, no look here look here. We got blood
We got all kinds of blood look up here piles of right piles and piles of blood. There's a pyramid. There's a ball-shaped blood.
There's a Rubik's cube-shaped blood
leading us down to the creek.
Hear that dog?
That's Nico, the no-stog.
Here's fresh.
All of a sudden I look down and there's blood.
My gosh.
Look at this.
Look at all this blood.
And then I see a steady stream of blood
leading all the way up this path.
Streaming up?
Streaming up?
I didn't learn that.
That is super natural.
Interesting.
Yeah, it's going upwards.
You've definitely got something on your hands.
Did you get it, Jimmy?
I got this one.
Clearly going right up the mountain.
Apolliblu, rolling up the mountain, by itself.
Wow, this is fascinating.
Oh.
Oh.
There's something out here. No shit
You're gonna tell us you're just gonna ignore the monster sound that just happened
But they make it like they make the action seem like that's what just happened that the noise just happened
Now I'm pretty sure something's going on. I just had my leg chewed off by something. Jeff, let's
hear that. You hear that? I don't know what that noise is but I don't know who.
I don't know what that noise is but that ain't no wolf. We're gonna circle this bond.
Try to keep a little bit of distance for reaction time.
Keep a little bit of distance for reaction time.
I'm in!
Come on, Dad.
Keep a little distance.
We're too fast for him.
We don't want to be able to get out of the way too quickly
Which Cheeto fingered mother fuckers sitting at home believing this shit. I actually think I know a couple people who might believe this shit
They don't get my camera cuz they don't want to be seen. That's why that's right That's why I lose so if you don't believe that's fine, but don't make the rest of us feel like fools
That's right. That's why I'm elusive.
If you don't believe that's fine, but don't make the rents of us feel like fools.
I just want to look at this.
Look at this one.
Oh, what the hell is that?
Stay ready, gosh.
Stay ready.
Stay ready.
You ready?
You ready?
You ready, guys?
Stay low and stay still.
If the monster comes towards you to bite your head off. Be ready for decapitation
We're gonna get answers. That's what we came for answers. We came for answers. We lost our heads
Do you hear that that's coming from the woods? I got a light up here
Hey
light up here. Hey hey hey I'm still like buck buck all right that's you. I'm telling you right now I still think there's wolves here but there's something much bigger. Oh this prove
Oh, this proves it. Aren't vestigate.
That is something, this proves it.
We heard a noise.
I got my dig knocked in the dirt.
I got my dig knocked in the dirt.
We got blood streaming uphill.
It's a whole series of events that we're pretty sure
equates to something paranormal.
Now, what we're going to do is we're going to sit on this
information, let it air on destination America,
and then we will call the authorities because we want to be sure.
We want to be sure that what we've caught here is a whisper wolf or something much bigger.
Yeah, that's bigger.
A cow because it is a farm and it's very possible if the cow just heard his little toe and
now he's bleeding upstream.
Fishin may have got thrown for a loop but this team we don't quit.
We're still going to prove that there are wolves in West Virginia.
We're still going to prove that there are wolves in West Virginia.
We're going to find out what else is out there too.
This team doesn't quit because you know what?
Because we got another show to do. Because we came for answers.
Yeah, got another show to do.
Got a Phil's fulfill 40 episode contract.
That's right.
What makes me really sad about mountain monsters
is that these guys are probably getting paid
about $2 million a year to make these episodes.
And I mean, I don't need to say anything else.
It's just what makes me really sad.
We could do this.
We could.
We're doing an ASMR video.
And we're gonna do a big foot of a video.
Yes, do you wanna do a big foot of a video?
I wish you do a big foot of a video.
In my backyard, we'll do it.
At night time, we'll go out there with flashlights.
We'll get the thermals out.
We'll get the thermals out.
It's your thermal.
And by thermal, I don't mean long underway.
Yeah, the device.
Do you got your thermals out, sure,
or do you right here in Muscoot, Kikaburches?
But they're dirty, because I got my dick knocked in the dirt. I can't believe he said that was penis knocking.
That's a weird thing to say.
No, no, I'm by an electric fence.
By an electric fence, nonetheless.
Oof.
Oh, that's good.
It's shocked him right in the penis.
Yeah, right in the scramble foot.
Oh, dang.
He gave him an instant boner.
Oh. But he got right back up. It was him. He gave him an instant boner.
But he got right back up.
He was a man.
He came for answers.
He came for answers.
He didn't leave without answers.
Well, he didn't leave with any answers,
but he came for answers.
He's going to leave without answers.
Nothing like charging on people's private property
and looking for some pretend whisper wolf.
But these guys are bound in a term and perseverance often paid off.
What if we're creeping everyone to your neighbors, y'all?
Yeah.
What if we just fall in all blooms?
Well, like in purpose for wolves.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What are you doing in my house?
Are you looking for whisper wolves?
Are you hurt?
Because I saw blood streaming up the window
up into the second floor window.
You shitting.
That's not blood.
It's ketchup from my waffle house.
Oh my gosh.
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