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Episode Date: December 14, 2021

Bryan reads an old social media story about a South African couple who got engaged in a KFC. The internet Dorito warrior squad tore them apart only to have companies, big and small, give them a dream wedding and so much more. Bryan is corrected on almost YouTube video by the TCB viewers leaving him to be cautious about sharing news on the show. Kim and Pete are still dating on their never ending quest to find more fame and stay relevant. Finally, Bryan shares another episode of The Love Connection. Proving once again...dating in 2021 is a HOT mess! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And welcome back to WSHIT, a very Merry Christmas to you and to yours. I'm interrupting our 48-hour marathon of the instant Christmas classic movie, Saving Christmas, Written, Directed, and starred in by our good friend Kirk Cameron to bring you live coverage of Kirk's Christmas stage play of very mildly racist Christmas. He's live now in the municipal crab apple center. Let's go there and catch a few minutes of his stage play and then we'll be back to the saving Christmas marathon. One of the most overlooked and deadly evils in the modern world today. Is Chinese food? Many people don't believe that, but any serious and committed

Christian, with just a moment of reflection, will understand very quickly with what I'm about to tell you that Chinese food, in all its forms, must be entirely rejected. Many people do not aware of the very serious nature of the Chinese food question, and they participate in this very dangerous activity unknowingly. Number one, Chinese food is an expression of the Eastern philosophy of monism, one is the all is one philosophy of the East and its mysticism.

And this food is not only coming from the East, the place, the very heart of the most sophisticated forms of paganism, but by its very nature and composition, it reflects the Eastern monastic philosophy that is so wicked and perverted. What a powerful moving and racist tribute to Christmas by Kirk Cameron. I myself don't like Chinese food, but that's because of my IBS. We'll be back after this commercial break. On this episode of the Commercial Break. This youtube.com slash the commercial break, you can go to the playlist that says in the

studio, in the studios where we do 5 to 10 minutes of topics that we normally wouldn't do here on the show, more timely topics like pop culture and entertainment and stuff like that. It's kind of like an entertainment tonight for if the two people who were leading that show had no idea what they were talking about. If they were completely missing form. Gosh, I don't remember. Ah, actually.

Let's get him with a zinger. What do you say? Come on, everyone. I know you can do this. There's so a couple zingers in there. I can see him getting hiked up in the mirror with one of his friends, yeah. This is 15 minutes of fame, man. Let's get him with the singer. Tell them you got a bad memory.

They'll go, hey, what's up with your memory? And you say, I don't remember! This is the comic break we've been looking for. Go Averyman, go! They're looking for the true love. They're winners. Love's the theater. She likes to listen more than talking on first date.

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I like it too. Thanks, Will, the champ for giving us the idea. Welcome to another episode of the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is Chrissy Holi and Best of You. Best of You. And Best of You out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of The Commercial Break.

I was doing a little research about the show, our show. That's what I focus on, mainly. It's 24 hours a day, seven days a week, it's my wife full of tests. And there's a new app out there called Good Pods. Good Pods. Oh, good Pods, yeah. Now, you know, we have our friends at Castbox and we'll be privy to that probably

till the day that we die. But Good Pods is a nice looking application. And we are in the top 10 of all comedy categories and in the top 50 of all podcast. I'm not sure where they're pulling that information from, but I'll take it. I'm not sure it's legit information. I don't know if they collect outside data

or it's just all inside data. And if it's all inside data, then my guess is that there's probably 10,000 people that use the app and like six people listening to the commercial, right? We'll put us in the top 10. Yeah, but I'll take it. It's a good feeling, right? It's a nice feeling.

I was reading on Instagram. This is probably like two weeks ago. I wanted to talk about it, but we didn't get to it. There was a couple in South Africa. The couple, they're kind of, you know, of little means. And one of the places that they like to go to on their date nights is Kentucky Fried Chicken. Oh, okay.

And so because they like to go on frequent dates to Kentucky Fried Chicken. Oh, okay. And so, because they like to go on frequent dates to Kentucky Fried Chicken, the man felt that appropriate, that inappropriate place to ask this woman to marry him would be the Kentucky Fried Chicken. They're placed. They're table, they're placed, they're jam. And so they did. And he posted a picture of it on Instagram.

And instantaneously, he was fed to the sharks. They were fed to the sharks, right? This is so ghetto and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, everybody's got an opinion, right? And everyone, opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink, right? That's my, that's been my saying for years. And I still think it's true.

What you think of me as none of my business, right? Right. But you can understand how hurtful this was as it goes viral across the world. Yeah, it's a totally could have gone the other way. Could have gone the other way. Could have been a touching love story or what. Right.

Now, it's not necessarily my jam to go make fun of somebody because of their financial means. But I understand that lots of people feel they need to say something because they're keyboard warriors. Yeah. We got a lot of them here at the commercial break too. Yeah. So because this is obviously such an asshole thing that people were doing, all these you know thousands of people that were making these comments and making fun of these people. One company after another after another after another decided that another, after another,

decided that they wanted to make sure that these two had the most special day and head start in the future that they could. A mortgage company gave them $20,000 for a house. Another company gave them $10,000 in cash. A wedding venue gave them a free wedding. A honeymoon, a company that free wedding, a honeymoon, a company that specializes in doing honeymoon travel,

gave them a completely paid for honeymoon, a deedis gave them kicks for life, clothing companies gave them clothes that they would have a nice start, a fresh start in life after they got it done. I mean, company after company after company after company, I must have read through 50 companies that gave them free legitimately great prizes, like not prizes, but company, after company, I must have read through 50 companies that gave them free, legitimately great prizes,

like not prizes, but gifts, right? And wedding gifts. And it was just like such a touching story because people are assholes on the internet. And I think we've all kind of lost this sense of civility because we don't have to face the person. Sure, you're not saying it to their face. That's correct.

Now, Kristi and I are guilty as anybody of having a little fun with things around here, but I don't think we're mean-spirited about it necessarily. No. But this was obviously, people were being mean-spirited. I read the comments, and people were being mean-spirited. They were just being dickholes. How?

And I think it's really probably just children, people under the age of 18, that they get their first taste of keyboard freedom And they're just out there saying whatever because they think that they're the next you know, I don't know They think they're the next billber and so yeah, they're the next comedian and they're gonna be famous because of their comments And so they make all this incredibly rude and crass commenting about this poor guy who just doesn't have enough money To take his wife anywhere else or his future wife anywhere else. So he takes her to Kentucky Fried Chicken. But they got the last laugh because now they are many dollars richer and a whole entire wedding is coming their way 100% free. It is an incredible story.

Yeah, that's nice. And it was kind of best to them. And we'll throw in one for you guys here at the commercial break. We are going to give you this episode of the commercial break 100% free for you to listen to on your honeymoon. Feel free, it's all yours. Yep, just give it to you for free. And while we're at it,

we'll give it to everybody else for free too. You get an episode and you get an episode and you get an episode. Congratulations to you too. I wish I could remember there. I have their names written out somewhere, but I wish I could remember. It's one of those names that's really difficult to say. I don't want to butcher it quite frankly. And so that's it. Not going to say it. The big scuttle but on the internet is, you know,

we've talked about Kim K and Pete and they are dating. Question maybe. Maybe. We've already actually did it in the studio about this YouTube.com slash the Commercial break you can go to the playlist that says in the studio in the studios where we do five to ten minutes of topics that we normally wouldn't do here on the show more timely topics like you know pop culture and entertainment stuff like that It's kind of like an entertainment tonight for if if the two people who were leading that show had no Idea what they were talking about exactly if. If they were completely missing form. I get corrected so much on YouTube. One person's like, we did this whole thing about Charlie DeMellio, right? All right.

In a house. I'm sure you got some feedback. Well, they were nice about it. At least they were nice about it. The Kid Rock video, I can't say it's a say as much, but at least they were nice about it. Because I said, I think Charlie should shut it down for a little while. She should take a break. There needs to be an escape plan for her, right?

And somebody pointed out that that is actually a month ago, Charley said she was taking a break. And I was like, oh, yeah, she's doing it. Well, at least she's doing it. I just had it wrong. So probably when I say this Pete and Kim K thing, there's gonna be wrong instantaneously, but I'll say it anyway, the whole skull button now is that people believe

that this is just a publicity stunt, because there has actually been no kissing formally out there on the universe, right? They're holding hands and they're seen together, but there's no like real PDA that goes on. I would say, they could be just good friends. they could be, well, but they're, listen, publicists don't allow this kind of information to get out there unless they are tacitly approving what is going on. Right. No one is saying Kim and Pete are together officially, unless

officially that's what's coming from one of their camps or both of their camps. I don't believe for a second that their publicist wouldn't, like, if Kim K's publicist thought that... Yeah, they've got the best publics to do. Oh my God, they know how to massage and manipulate all of it. It's like, they're, you know, I don't know, they're the best... They have the best PR team that has ever lived in the history of ever. They have had no major meltdowns. They have had no public bullshit that's happened that's taken their career down. Even Kim, their whole thing is predicated on a sex tape that leaked.

Remember that. The only reason why the Kardashians are in the lexicon of pop culture is because Kim Kardashian had sex with Ray J. Wasn't it Ray Jay? That's right. had sex with Ray Jay. Ray Jay filmed it and then somebody leaked it. Come on, give me a break. And suspiciously leaked it directly after Paris Hilton came to pick a fame after her sex tape was leaked, who also came to fame after Pamela and Tommy had their sex tape leaked. And so in the mid 90s or early 2000s, leaking a sex tape made you famous.

That's what happened, right? And so Kim Kardashian built an entire empire. Remember, started on, predicated on the fact that she had sex with Ray J in that film leaked. Just saying, but since then, they have made an incredible amount of money. Yeah. And no one has no story has ever taken them down. There's been no major. No. Even with the sister, with the basketball player who was caught in the hotel, like there's been things that could have happened. She got away.

Scott free. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, it wasn't her fault. He was a drug addict. I'm not trying to say that. But even those kind of stories that would normally take down a famous person, or at least kind of, you know, set them back. Yeah, it hasn't. And that's just unbelievable to me. So Kim, Kay and Pete are dating for sure.

Or at least that's what people are telling public, but the magazines. Okay. But no one has ever seen any PDA. My opinion is, if you show up on a Instagram post, with flavor, flavor, in pajamas, you don't have to show PDA, you're officially dating. I've even went when flavor, flavor, flavor gets involved.

Yes, I cannot believe that flavor, flavor, flavor has come out of nowhere and all the sudden is what the world's most like. You knew they were friends. Flav or Flav's another cockroach. You were just millions of millions of lives. Listen, I like Flav or Flav. I really do. I think he's highly entertaining.

But that guy just came out of nowhere and now all of the sudden he's an Alexa Kahnopop culture again. You know how unfamous Flav or Flav was? Just one year ago. I mean, no one cared about flavor fucking flavor. No, but now he's back. He's back. He's back and he's in it.

He's in it to win it. I mean, it's just, it's incredible. So they aren't kissing, just a nut. It's just another indication to me of how crazy our society has gotten. Now listen, there has always been fascination with celebrity love. Since there has been press, there has always been press

about celebrity love. Yeah, who's with who? Who's with who? Sleeping with who? Marilyn Monroe, you know, goes, Marilyn Moreau and all this, the Kennedys, all this other shit. It's always been there. But imagine how much pressure that must be

for a guy like Pete Davidson. Yeah. Who other, I mean, he was famous because he was dating some of the most famous people on Earth. That's why I can't. He was engaged to Ariana Grande. That's right. He was engaged to Ariana Grande.

That's fucking insane. Yeah. Pete, you're my hero, but I mean, seriously. He's got something. He's got something. I, he must have a 12-inch car, which he's really getting it together. I think it's fun too. Yeah, he seems fun in a crazy kind of way.

I mean, listen, I don't know PK, I don't know Pete. I think I like him. He's fine. I've seen him in the roast. He's pretty good on the roast. It's like doing the celebrity roast. He's pretty good. But he has made it, basically, he has made a name for himself

dating these incredibly beautiful women who are way more famous than he ever was. Yeah. And now he's made, and now he's like a major A-list celebrity because he's dating all these major A-list celebrities. Sure. But can you, Amat, he's admitted on air in a lot of different places that he's done, struggled with mental health issues throughout his life, stabbed, died in 9-11.

That's right. The firefighter, and he's had a lot of struggles because of that. Can you imagine what kind of pressure must be on his shoulders, like his every move being watched, his every thing being done? That's part of it with that group. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to. Everybody wants pictures, and wants to know everything.

Well, and the thing is, is they open themselves up to the world by having the show for so long, where it was, showing their whole life. And now people want to still know what's going on. Well, now they have this other show that I don't think anybody want, just because it's like that Hulu program. Kim Kardashian now has another, the Kardashians now have another show on Hulu. Oh, I haven't seen it. Yeah, it's on Hulu, and it's, you know, they left E basically to go on Hulu. Oh, I haven't seen it. Yeah, it's on Hulu and it's, you know,

they left E basically to go to Hulu. They got a sweet deal. Now they're like, what they call a 360 agreement with them or it's a bunch, they're involved in a bunch of different things. They call it a 360 production deal. And I don't think they had that at E. I think they were just, I think Ryan,

was it Ryan Seacrest? Wasn't he the, yeah, he was the main guy. I think Ryan Seacrest started the, you know, was the executive producer of the show. And I think he had kind of control over ultimately what happened on the program. I'm sure they had some say in what was filmed or what it's not filmed.

But it's just like, why would I don't know? If I was in a relationship, relationships are hard enough. If I was in a relationship, I don't know that I put myself out there like that. I really don't. Yeah, that would be tough. Hey commercial breakers, it's time for the commercial break inside of the commercial break. Chrissy and I wanted to let you know that we are extremely grateful for everyone listening

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people have been putting their relationships on camera in the hopes of getting just a little bit of fame, right? It's gone on dating shows, reality shows, you know, news magazine shows, all this other stuff. There's a lot of people who actually find that this is an interesting way to get famous, is to- Very true, I think that's why most of the people get one thing.

I know, but has anybody ever gotten famous from a dating show besides the Bachelor? Besides the Bachelor, yeah. Yeah, no, that's what I can think of. You don't go on a love connection to get famous. You didn't go on a love connection to get famous. Maybe you were famous in your hometown. Maybe you were famous for 10 minutes, right?

But you certainly were not famous, like, roundly famous, right? It got me back to the love connection. When I was, I don't know why, but for some reason when I was thinking about Kim and Kim and Kay and Pete and how Pete must have all this pressure and why do people put their relationships under the microscope, it got me back to the love connection. Well, yeah, it all goes back to the love connection. Everything goes back to the love connection.

It's a great show. It's it, it all goes back. It's the kind of, the dating game is the original dating show and then they had the newlywed game and all this other stuff. But the love connection really, like they took this form of entertainment

to a whole nother level. The love connection for those of you that probably weren't even born when the love connection was on. The love connection was a television show where two people were in one way or the other were hooked up on a blind date. They then went on that blind date without cameras.

Then they came back to talk about that blind date in front of cameras. And it was one of the most entertaining programs on television. Because they involve the audience. Yeah, yeah, yeah, to be able to be able to out, right, or one guy comes out, or one girl. One guy or one girl, yeah. Chuck, well, the host of the show talks to them for a little bit, gets to know them a little bit more.

And then he shows three different people, short little montage clips, a three different people, little videos. Now, the person could choose who they wanted to go on a date with, they could choice choose, or they could have the audience choose. And then the audience would take a little tabulator. Yeah.

Uh-huh. A little cat little button in front of them, they would press one, two, or three. Yeah. If they chose, then he would go out, whatever they chose, then the person would go out with them. Right. He or she would go out with them. If they chose the date, and they went out in the date, and it was a good date, they

could ask for a second date. Yes. And love connection would ask for a second date. Yes. And love connection would pay for that second date. If they didn't have a good date, then they could go out with who the audience chose. Right. And they would also pay for that date too. So it was kind of this, you know, but that was almost inconsequential because what you really wanted to do is you wanted to get to the bottom of what happened on the date. That's right. So I, we've done this before. We've done this once before, but, uh, how to blast.

Yeah, what the fuck, Chuck? Oh my God. That was so hilarious. So I thought, why not go back to the well? I got a bass. Roman blades. Go back and listen to the episode of what the fuck, Chuck. I think it's, I think it's episode number, I don't know what it is.

Episode one for one night or something. It's big time you know how to blast, we know. What the fuck Chuck, go listen to that one. But now I'd like to take, if it's possible, I'd like to go and revisit an episode. Okay. I love, I love it. Here we go. Welcome to Love Connection.

Where old fashion romance meets modern day technology, where old-fashioned romance meets modern-day technology, where you hear all the intimate details of a first date. And now, here's the host of Love Connection, Chuck. Wo-w-w-w-w-w-w. Chuck's recording is 14th program today. It is the incredibly drunk Chuck Lennore. Oh god, they recorded like 14 to 15 of these days. Yes, they were just like, they do a week of recording, and then that would be two months

of programming. They do a week of recording, two months of a program. I thought at least that's what I read about the production schedule. This guy was mega famous back in the 80s and 90s by the way Chuck Wollary because of this television program. Yeah, two and two. You would be like, we'll be back in two and two, referring to two minutes, two seconds for the commercial break. Now, now it's, we'll be back in 12 and 30. Unbelievable. I was watching the center, which is a show on USA. You've watched that show.

I've started. Oh, good. So good. On this last season, and generally, it's the first three seasons are incredible. The first two seasons are incredible. But I was watching the center and online, but they still have the commercial breaks in it. You know, that's you want to pay for.

It's not going to pay for it. And literally nine and a5 minutes of commercials. So I don't want to know more complaining about our 6.5 minutes of commercials. It's just started on meeting our first guest. He's originally from Houston, Texas. Says that he's the trusting type, but not crossing. Blame Ziefer. Says that he's the trusting type, unless he's murdering you. He He's a trusting type unless you cheat on him and then you'll kill you.

First woman who used bad language and his memory is positive. Fuck me. Fuck. What if he came out and he was just like, the fuck's up, Jack? You big dick? How'd you scrondestag, asshole? Goldie with his social life, please welcome Eric Braverman. All right

Well, what's the story on your memory? What? A vertical for a chuck Chuck has been phoning this in for 20 seasons, by the way. He just phones it in. He's just randomly like, so what's the deal with your dick? What's the deal with your memory? He's like, what?

I don't know, I can't remember what I'm talking about. Wrong cue card. Answer the question Well, we got eight and a half minutes here, bud. By the way, eight minutes 12 seconds. That's how long a segment is Okay on love connection. Okay, case you were On three gosh, I don't remember Detective let's get him with a zinger. What do you say? Come on, every man. I know you can do this Let's go couple zingers in there. I can see I've got a hike up in the mirror with I go on of his friends

Yeah, this is 15 minutes of fame man. Let's get him with the zinger tell him you got a bad memory They'll go hey, what's up with your memory and you say I don't remember This is the comic break we've been looking for. Go, Eberman, go. I have had some problems in the past trying to remember my date's name. Went out about a year and a half ago, I guess, with a girl that I met,

we went out, she called me, left me a message on my machine, and she said, it's me just confirming the reservations for tonight. Uh-oh. So we went out, at a great time. It was actually a very good date. We went out the next night, and I took her places trying to learn her name.

To this day, I don't know what her name is. We took her places trying to learn her name. Where did you take her? Hi. Hey, do you want to go to this name shop? I'm a shop. Yeah, I don't know where you try and learn something. You know, in the 80s, they had all those,

they had that good. I was maybe able to fill out a name tag. Yeah, yeah. You wanna go out of the Social Security Office? Fill out a new card. Do you need a new driver's license? No. I figured we had on door with a bottle of wine.

Yeah, that's right. Hey, do me a favor, I know you're driving. You go to 152 miles for our past this police officer. I want him to pull you over real quick. I can't remember your name. That would be easy. That's an easy one to overcome. And I would be like, you're again,

Brian Graying Stating Services available to anybody for $5. If I didn't remember your name and we were on a date, this is what I would do. Okay. What's your name? Okay, remember your name. What's your name? Ah! Ah! Okay, whatever your name.

Can you spell your name again? Yeah, how do you spell your name again? That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. Or, um, or yeah. Can you spell your full name for the reservation? They need your reservation. Oh, Tom.

Oh, damn. Jill? J-I-L-L-L. Oh, I didn't know. I can't wire and H and a P, you know, the kids are doing it these days. Jilf. The pH is silent. Well, my mom's name was Jill and it started with a K. Me for the K was silent. KJ, I, L, L. I'm sure of it.

Listen to how innocent all of this is back then too. Like, you know, the worst thing that airport Eric here has ever done is forgotten his date's name. Right. You know, this day and age would be like, I stabbed someone in the penis. Yeah, it could be. Because he wouldn't be for my date. Yeah, it could be much worse.

I took me, my mom, my best friend, and everybody out to dinner, and then I ghosted you. Yeah. Well, I guess it doesn't matter anymore, does it? No, it doesn't. Yeah. What is this about a bad language? No, it doesn't, Chuck.

What are you trying to say, Chuck? He sounds aggressive. I know. Language, you like women who use bad language? What does that mean? I mean bad language like cursing. Oh my god. Oh, what's up?

Dirty to me. That's right. These girls are getting wet just thinking about a bad word. So bad. So nasty. Fast forward over here to 2021. We're grabbing them by the pussy. Don't worry.

Are swearing or just putting them, well, I mean, also bad language can be putting a noun in the wrong place. No, I like, she's got to be grammatically correct. No, I like a girl who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can, who can who can get him with the grammar joke here get him with the grammar joke yeah you with the grammar joke yeah who can use bad language it shows me that she's got her guard down that she's not being phoning her false with me if she's willing to sit there and exchange swear words with me, hey, we're gonna have a good time. What conversation are you exchanging swear words?

Hey, go fuck yourself. You're just an asshole. Well, you're a bitch. You cheated on me with that nasty dick of yours. Yo, your pussy won't get wet. Showed me that we're real. Yeah, you have a good date. That's a good date when I can exchange slaps with somebody on the face.

You know, I slept them. They slapped me back. Don't even get the believes involved. It's mutual. Wow, it's like they just let these people outside for the first time. These people have never heard anything at all remotely non-buretanical well i'm not gonna say it okay let's take a look at the women in the air attitude

for a remember you're gonna pick the woman that you think's best for me we go first uh... elena she has a degree in psychology this sounds like the perfect girl not sure she says that she uh... either has a steady guy, she goes out with or as many guys as possible, but she hasn't liked any of the minute. Well, that makes no sense whatsoever, Chuck. Good framing there, buddy. She says she either goes out with one person at a time or everybody. Yeah. Yeah. She either likes to have sex with one person or she likes a gang bang. There's no in between for this young lady. She's like that.

Oh, like as many jerks as possible. She's been saying lately and she tells us the best dating advice she heard was this. Use them, use them and lose them. Well, you know, everybody knows that saying and I'm not that cool, but I think it's a good place. It's more fun that way. Use them, use them, and lose them. Yeah. Come on over to the 20, come on over to 2021. The water's warm for you, young lady.

Yeah, you'll fit right in. You can't light the ghosting time. Yeah, this girl sounds a little crazy. Let's hope Eric doesn't choose the bachelor ed number. We have the Elena. Next Heather says that she thinks a good place to meet men is a supermarket, especially the serial aisle in the produce department. She likes to meet a man who's into health and fitness and she says that looks are important

to and Heather tells us about the men that she's been meeting lately. Say what do you want to punch me in my Captain Crunch? The serial miles. The serial miles. Yeah, that's what I am. What? What? What?

What? What? Some of the guys I go out with, it's weird because you think that the guys would want to play the field, but the ones I've met going out with, they want to settle down. I don't know what it's saying, I want to play the field. So it's been kind of a hard combination.

All right, finally Megan. So what you came here for love? Yes. But what about these bachelor abs? Yeah, they're looking for the true love. They're winners. Love's the theater. She likes to listen more than talking on the first date.

She's looking for a man who's educated, intelligent, and sexy. And she tells us about a date with a man named Wolfgang. It's Wolfgang, you fucking moron. Come on, Chuck, don't try to get fancy now. Wolfgang. Wolfgang. Wolfgang. She went on a date with a man named Wolfgang.

It's currently available on DVD ROM. I'm Wolfgang. I'm here to fix your sprinkler system. available on DVD ROM. I'm Wolfgang. I'm here to fix your sprinkler system. War Wolfgang. Oh, yeah, there you go. Thanks, Chuck. Yeah, pay attention. He's like, hold me here at the commercial rig.

He's like, Wolfgang. Well, we have a Wolfgang. Yeah, Wolfgang. We'd went back to his house to watch an opera which he had done jivani well-gain then proceeds to tell me that he is on jivani re-incarnated

and he honest about the lead that i thought it was a joke and i start laughing he didn't know why i wasn't taking him seriously i mean i know men are rom but I mean, this was completely ridiculous. Okay, Chuck. Let's just leave it alone. Yeah, Chuck. And, accent.

He sounded like a Polish polar bear. He sounded like that muffet. The one who's always making food. I didn't do that either. I didn't do that either. He was like, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I don't even need that. You need to eat. It sounded like that muffet.

The one who's always making food. I don't even need the day. I don't even need the day. It does. One, two, one. We're going to take a break. And we come back with me to Roman Erich's selection here. Everything that happened on their date, we'll do it.

And she won't do it. You're right back at you. Yeah. He waited for the crowd settle down to give his famous two and two, we'll do it. And she will do it. You're right back at you. Yeah. He waited for the crowd settle down to give his famous two and two. We'll be back. Yeah. And two and two.

It's like his stairway to heaven. That'll love the music. The music is old school. Yeah, for sure. It's going to tell us who he selected. And I remember this. Yeah. I showed Santa. Well, that's good It's gonna tell us who he selected and I remember this Make stuff at home back there and herical start us off

Yeah, I think that was number two number two or number three. I can't remember I left arrangement set to her, so I got to her place and we, well, nice of you. Right out. Yeah, I'll tell her, rousing start, Rick. I told her, Hey, you want to go on a date? Yeah, sure. What do you want to do?

All right. You figure it out. I'll call you later. I'll be there at 10. Oh, Rick, we decided we were going to just kind of drive out and head to a restaurant. Didn't know where we were going. Wow, this sounds horribly exciting the date of the century of when they got a rick

we decided we're going to get in the car just drive and just drive at this point and Heather was kind of navigating we were going to go to a mexican restaurant she decided that we would go to a mexican restaurant actually hate mexican food but i just was okay i just wanted to get the date started at this point because it was taking a while to get going. Wow! Wow, Rick, what a dick hate Mexican food! Mexican food drives me crazy!

It's Mexican food, first of all. People who have IBS, that's probably the people who hate Mexican food. You can get the soup. Yeah, you get the soup, that's right, you get the soup, or you can just get chicken fajitas or something like that. You don't have to... Yeah, you get the soup that's right you get the soup or you can just get like chicken fajitas or something like that like you don't have to Type of you don't have to go bomb it out. Yeah, that's you don't have to go full Taco Bell double triple Bing Bong burrito or whatever Bing Bong burrito Taco Bell gets worse and worse I just saw commercial for them is like the triple Bing Bong breakfast burrito. We'll give you the shits for days. Make a run for the border. Make

a run for the batter. Jesus Christ. So you're not. I asked if it was okay. And I said, I know you don't eat meat, you know, but it was only thing that was really open and happening. So he's a vegetarian. Right? Mexican restaurants probably not a good place. He's not a good idea, but I want that to get the thing started. So you went to this place. So well, we got lost. We were, and then we decided we're just going to stop at the first restaurant we come to.

And as it turns out, we bumped into the Mexican restaurant by chance and we decided to eat there. We were lost at this point. Heather's not. As it turns out, we fell right into the window of the Mexican restaurant. I literally shoved her in the door and told her, I wanna get this thing started. Oh, that hurts, fault.

Yeah. It's a- I've made her choose and then she chose. Yeah. Now we hate it. Dude, okay, it's in 2021, it might be a little different, right? But back then, you make the day's plans. Don't leave it up to her.

Yeah, it ain't, Ian. You're making the plan. If you tell her to make the plans, then you't leave it up to her. Yeah, it ain't. And if you're making the plan. If you tell her to make the plans, then you better damn well go where she wants to go. Don't fucking start complaining. Yeah, if you're a vegetarian, then anybody else has a problem. Yeah, eat the fucking, you know,

I have a cheese dip with some tortillas. I had that for meals many days of my life. Get us together. Rick, you're a cocksucker. Rick, I asked. I didn't know where we were, and I was driving. I suggested this place before we left my apartment. So we get there.

Somehow. I don't know how we got there. OK, so you're at this Mexican restaurant and going through the menu, thank you. The men going through the drive, thank you. The mint going through the drive through. Taco Bell. We went into this wonderful Mexican restaurant and had a bell up on top of it.

Delicious burritos. They filled the burritos or some kind of ship. It was incredible. And you're looking for some vegetarian thing to eat. We decided during the dinner conversation that we were gonna go to a nightly. We decided during the dinner conversation we hated each other.

Exactly. And we agreed not to see each other until the next day. Club that she had been to before. Right. And she told me that there was a great jazz band there. And we're gonna head over there. And I liked jazz and that was great. So we left the restaurant.

All right, now I feel like this is in the right direction. Okay, Rick seems a little bit more affable. Jazz at Jazz G. Yeah. Jazz at Jazz do. We about do it Jazz a do we do it is a freeform Jazz exploration We headed to the to the club which was right across the street from the restaurant Thank God we found sure well that's why we think God because she's a woman and she can't drive

He's all He's such a dick Found it all right We went to the to the nightclub, we go up there, and there's no one there. There's no band playing. There are maybe two people in the restaurant drunk. And so the cocktail waiters come though.

We got the place there, so. Yeah, Chrissy and I would be like, woo! It's my best bar I've ever been to. Bar Tenders come to the night. No line. No bartenders are for the night. The bartender's ours for the night. Care's about the music.

Turn on your iPhones. And Heather said, I thought the band was playing tonight, and the cocktail waitress said, well, the band never plays on Sunday. No, no, no, no, because I called and they said they were playing. And so that's why we went because they're really good. You thought they were anyway. Well, yeah, I called and then we got there and they said

there was such a slow night that they didn't come that night, but they play it almost every night. So, yeah. Well, almost didn't include this night. Oh, bro! Whoa! Settle down, dude.

You asked the girl to make the plan. She drives, she's in charge of direction, she's in charge of figuring it out. Now you're being a dick. The food, you're picky about the food, and the places, all of a sudden. By the way, never in the history of ever has anybody been pissed off about a jazz band not showing up, okay? Led Zeppelin doesn't show for the reunion tour. People are angry. You don't show a show for the fish show and you got the Jonas Brothers. I get it.

A jazz band. You don't even know the name of a jazz band. Never. A jazz band is an incidental thing that happens to be going on when you show it at a restaurant or a nightclub. It's not like anybody goes, man, I really miss that jazz band. Dizzy Gillespie did not wake up and show up for your fucking blind date, Rick. So we're just kind of... Yeah, there ain't anything. So we sat down and at this point we're going to have to talk again. We're going to have to talk again. Thanks a lot.

No, I know it is at all. We were all for you to say it. Everything we talked about came back to her modeling career. You could ask me questions about it. I also noticed when we were at the restaurant, I noticed on her questionnaire that she was a receptionist at her modeling agency, right? And she quickly denied that she said, I am not a receptionist. I am the assistant to the agent. Well, I was starting as receptionist and I worked my way to her assistant.

Oh, okay. What a day! God, he's awful. This guy is a cock knucker. Yeah, me neither. I mean, come on, man. Now you're making fun of where she works. What do you do, Rick?

Yeah. Never heard it. I've never heard about your gainful employment. You just can't remember people's names. It won't eat meat for subs. Yeah. Listen, Rick. Ha ha ha.

You came on a show to find a date. You should be lucky anybody's showing up with you. Obviously you have a problem getting dates. Yes, correct. So now you have to go on a television program in front of everybody and you're gonna act like a cock, cock? Yeah, he's awful. Dude, this is horrible, bro. You're a real jerk. That is not 1985 anymore. This behavior

was acceptable back then. So we sit down, we're dating, defending your character here, what you are. Okay, so we're having drinks at the nightclub and a cocktail waitress comes over and she asks us she says she asked Heather are you a model and Heather just kind of smiled and then the cocktail waitress asked me are you a model and I look hairline I'm not a model but Heather is so she and Heather started talking about her modeling career again pretty much what I heard in dinner what you had to throw that in didn't you really had to throw that in to let everybody know that the hot that the wait it dinner. Well, you had to throw that in, didn't you, Rick? Yeah. You had to throw that in to let everybody know

that the waitress saw you little heart. So you were hot, too. Yeah, that you could be mistaken as a model, too. Right. I think what's going on here is that this girl has better looking legs than you do, Rick. And so you're a little bit upset. Well, that's right.

It's all kind of. And they talked for a while. I think the cocktail waitress is a little more interested in Heather at this point than I was. What? Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! So, first guy that's ever been pissed off about two hot girls at your dinner table. I've been honestly. This guy is all kind of lack of doodle.

You're lucky Heather that you got away from this one up skate. Oh, of course you got it. No, no, no, no. Did he talk to the waitress at all? Heather? I talked to her. Her and I talked more. But did Eric talk to her?

At the very end, when she asked if he was a model, he said, no, I'm a producer. And because he's a talk show producer. He is? Yeah. Yeah, and so you didn't say, he didn't say radio. What was looking? He didn't say radio producer.

He just said a producer, like that's his impressive. What is radio always good shit on? And by the way, radio producer is, yeah, she's right. Yeah, radio producer. I was a radio producer one time. Let me tell you something. I was really bad at what idea. And I worked for free. And I tried to get us to dance. I kept mentioning, hinting that I loved to dance. And Eric kept saying how... Eric has been curious, he was, and how how he liked to dance and he never got up

Well, I mean I'm sure there was music I'm sure there was like We pretended in the box in the corner his radio station was all of the background right it's a show producer There's nobody else dancing and there was Show producer. There was nobody else dancing, and there was no way I was playing kind of. That's the best time to go dancing. When no one else is there, you're not embarrassed that you can't dance, Rick.

Right? And by the way, Rick is the most 1985 name. We've ever heard Rick. You. We are. Oh, yeah. There was this dance. There was a deep,

a moon river. I'm sure. So how did the day end? I took her back to her place. She asked me if I would like to see her portfolio, and I said sure, she's very happy. What's going on? Oh my god.

I do like this even before. It's been a real great day, Heather. You got lost. We couldn't find the band, no one wanted to dance, talk to the waitress all night long. Can I see your news? Yes. Yes.

Do you have any full news? Wanna see what you're working with down there? Yes. Yes. Oh my God, so typical of a man. So typical. You wanna see my portfolio. I remember we had a friend who was a model, like, it was one of my younger brothers' friends

and she was a model, like a bona fide model, going to Paris, walking the catwalks the whole nine yards, not like, you know, not like a pretend model, like what a lot of people are, right? But a bona fide catwalk model, and she would do these high-fashion things. So she would always come to our Thanksgiving's and our Christmas's, she was like a sister. Yeah.

And her family life is a little rough. And anyway, she brought her portfolio one time. She had been in New York for a couple of years. She came back, she brought her portfolio. Mm-hmm. And everybody gathered around the kitchen to look at her portfolio, because half of them were her completely naked

at some stage of a dress. And at some point my dad even came like, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, and he was like, it's a beautiful photo box. I guess sure, dad. It's allented. Very talented. Your nipples are very talented.

How do you get them to be that pokey? Do you mind if I take this one? Yes. Show the guys of work. What my pseudo-nodder has been doing. I'm going to post this on my bathroom wall. I can, of course, I want to see your portfolio. I went into her place.

She showed me her portfolio. It was really impressive. She's very pretty. Well, thank you. But the reason why I showed, I wouldn't just say here she showed me her portfolio. It was really impressive, she's very pretty. Well thank you, but the reason why I showed, I wouldn't just stay here looking at my book, I thought I could maybe get some work from the radio station, and I figured,

you should have them cheer boss. That's what he said, radio station. The radio station, you're a model. Look how you're doing. It's not a visual medium. He said it was a visual medium. Radio seems like an odd place to model a medium. Yes.

Sure does. Yes, that's right. Yes, I think it seems like an odd place to model a lady. Yes. Sure does. Yes, sir. They do have commercials. You remember saying you said good night, Heather? Yeah, I stuck my hand out, gave my hand shake, and he said, he said, how about a hug? And I said, fine, great.

So we hugged, and I said, drive safe. So we hugged, we had sex and he left. That was it. That was it. Didn't work out, unfortunately, for either one of you. But the audience plays a part in this. Let's take a look, see who they chose for you, Eric. Holy cow, Elena 52%.

Yeah. Holy cow. I'm never seen this. The music is a little, a blue. The audience sucks. This is why we're at today. Because the audience was heading in that direction. You know that's what would happen in 2021. People would be like, I want to see a train wreck.

Oh my God, I love it. I love the love connection. Oh yeah. That's like such a great show. It is. All right, that's all we can do for today. Gotta get out of here. I think it's new people to see pictures to take. That's right. All right, so.

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