The Commercial Break - Would You Rather?

Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh, and welcome. Let's all take a moment to get in touch with our inner sanctum. Oh, what do you feel? How does that feel? Oh, there's a phone ringing. It's you, it's you. You're calling yourself. Did you answer?

Starting point is 00:00:36 What did you say? Don't be shy. You're the only one who can hear you calling yourself to speak to yourself. Oh, oh, oh. Now, let's focus on your third eye, your iris. Let's go from your iris to your reinies, your computer to your computer. Oh, oh, we are really connecting now with our ancestors and our ancestors, ancestors. Let's focus on the energy running through our bodies.

Starting point is 00:01:25 A million little sparkly gazelles, trotting through your grassy fields, munching on your hay, galloping into that hidden cave, and licking your salty stalactites. Oh, oh, oh, oh. How is that feeling? Be honest, it's okay.

Starting point is 00:01:52 You're amongst friends. Just me and your little gazelle friends. All here, sipping off the teeth of your stalagite's. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, On this episode of the Commercial Break, would you rather get away with a terrible crime that live in fear of someone discovering it or go to prison for three years for a crime you didn't commit? What? I feel like this is kind of a stupid question.

Starting point is 00:03:02 You know what I would rather live in fear of a terrible, like if I murdered somebody and buried them under my house and live with the guilt and the fear for the rest of my life, or just go to prison for three years and call it a day? For something you didn't do. Huh. Uh, I'm a Catholic,

Starting point is 00:03:20 so I've been living with guilt and fear all my life, so I think I'd rather get away with murder. All right, noted. That's it.'s I mean that's just my honest answer. I'll be looking for burial mounds in your back yard now. You're looking in the wrong place. Oh, would you rather go backstage with your favorite band or be an extra on your favorite TV show? Oh go backstage with my favorite band for sure. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,'m gonna change that when to be, like, you know, you're very close, you're backstage at your favorite TV show. You know, backstage with your favorite,

Starting point is 00:04:09 it should be, would you rather be, perform one song with your favorite artist? Yeah. Or be in one season of the seven little guns. I don't think I've got a fire group from free willy! Fire group from 30-Tree Willy! The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, that's another episode of the commercial break!

Starting point is 00:04:37 Oh, I'm Brian, this is Chrissy Houdley and Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Best of you, Chrissy! Best of you, Brian! And best of you out there in the podcast universe. Thank you for joining us on another wonderful edition. Oh! The commercial break-offs are known as TCBTV- Here we are on the TCBTV-

Starting point is 00:04:52 with Edda James. Edda James joined us. Edda James. Edda James. Edda James. My true. Oh! It's come along.

Starting point is 00:05:01 Oh! Chrissy and I dancing to a little JT to get pumped up for the show. That was a fun before. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music.

Starting point is 00:05:11 I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music.

Starting point is 00:05:19 I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. the same fucking lame idea in the back in the 80s and 90s, which is let me get a rap video about it, right? We make a rap video about burgers. I don't wanna look at the grill menu. Oh, don't forget your cheese.

Starting point is 00:05:31 Oh. It's like it's so stupid. Yeah. But funny, and that's why we'll review them in an upcoming episode. But here we are right now in this episode. Let's talk about this one. I have a bad habit of talking about the next episode.

Starting point is 00:05:44 When I don't even know when the next episode is gonna air. Sometimes I'm like, in the next episode, and people are like, where's that episode? I don't know, it went somewhere. And, oh my God, dude, really, my glasses, it's driving me, I clean these glasses 24 hours a day, 24 fucking hours a day. I clean these glasses.

Starting point is 00:05:59 It's an obsession of mine to have absolutely sparkling clean see-through, like, to be able to see through them. Yes, and I don't understand these human beings who are like walking around with dirty smudgy, foggy, weird glasses. Do you know these people? You see them like Starbucks and stuff? And I'm like, how do you live like that?

Starting point is 00:06:18 You're gross. You're heathen. Get yourself together, young lady. How do you expect to get a husband like that? How do you expect to get the new GE dishwasher if you have glasses you can't even see through? You can't do that Jackie weaver. It's against the rules. How do you do that?

Starting point is 00:06:38 You wear glasses for reading? Well, I do for computer glasses and yeah, it's if there's one little smudge it drives me crazy. I have to and I'm constantly doing them and Jeff wears glasses all the time. So I'm like, I don't know how you do it. I don't know who these people are. They have dirty glasses all the time,

Starting point is 00:06:53 but I see them everywhere and it's just, it's disturbing. We just become more careful with it. Like in God bless the people around this house, but none of them wear glasses except for my mother-in-law. But God bless the people around the house. But like Astrid work, glasses except for my mother-in-law, right? But God bless the people around the house. But like, Astrid will pick up my glasses to give them to me and should pick them up with by the lens.

Starting point is 00:07:10 Oh yeah. And I'm like, oh. The fingerprint. Oh. I'm just gonna take me 10 minutes. Oh, sex for you. I'm gonna be busy cleaning my glasses. I have a whole sonic machine that cleans it too.

Starting point is 00:07:22 How you do? Yeah, I do. It vibrates at like whatever, you know, 75 million RPM per cent, whatever. That can get packaged down. Yeah, whatever Amazon told me, the speed of sound, the speed of light. There's a clean your glasses with the speed of light. So you put in a bunch of hot water and then essentially what you do is you put dish soap in there because that's a degreaser, right?

Starting point is 00:07:43 And then you throw them in there and then it buss, and it shakes some, you know, a microbiology, or I don't even know what the fuck goes on, but they come out sometimes clean. But then sometimes there's those stubborn stains that stay on there and those are the kind that drive me crazy. You wanna know why? There's nothing in the world

Starting point is 00:07:58 that can get that stubborn stain out sometimes. You put it on the towel and the towel grease comes off on it. You put it on a paper towel and paper towels have natural tree grease in them. You put it on your shirt and the towel grease comes off on it. You put it on a paper towel and paper towels have natural tree grease in them. You put it on your shirt and of course you have body oils. You can never get it fucking clean. So I'm going to live with this spot on the side of my glasses for the rest of the show. Because I don't have my microbiology, microbiologic, super speed machine cleaner right here with me.

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Starting point is 00:10:57 That's it. You know what I thought I'd do, Chrissy? What is that, bro? Break up the monotony. Give ourselves a break from all of the videos that we're listening to and watching all the time. I thought we'd play a game.

Starting point is 00:11:08 How do you feel about that? I love games too and I thought we'd play a game. And just, you know, it's like a palette cleanser. Before we move on to more wilder and yes, like the ginger. The ginger of the sushi meal that we're serving, so everyone. That's so right. It's like a French kiss with a piece of ginger. And what I'd like to do is I'd like to play a little game

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Starting point is 00:13:32 I'm your host Brian Green, here's your co-host, Cassie, holy welcome to Would You Rather, sponsored by ProVocacore 3000, Bud Light, and Disney! Disney Plus. A proud sponsor of the commercial break.

Starting point is 00:13:46 I hope you don't get in trouble. I'm just saying. I'm gonna get in trouble for saying the word Disney. Actually, you know what, if there was a company out there, they could bust us for saying their name, it would be Disney. I've seen season to system letters out there

Starting point is 00:14:00 in the universe, the Disney will send random people because they do something with Disney property. But I can say the word Disney, clear. Okay, can I? I don't know, it's set at five times. So they're gonna send it to the season. This is the send it to us now. Be on the look, I can't.

Starting point is 00:14:12 Let's play, would you rather? Here's how it goes, Chrissy. I'm gonna ask you a question, would you rather do this or would you rather do that? And then you're gonna answer that question in whichever way you see fit. And then I will take a question from you Would you rather now?

Starting point is 00:14:28 There are no points in this game. No one wins no score cap. It's just a game. Okay. Does the game we're playing would you rather? Okay, how you do? Good and feeling good. Let's go for it. Okay, would you like me to ask you a question first? And would you like to ask a question first? I'll go first. Go! Okay, here we go. Would you rather get away with a terrible crime that live in fear of someone discovering it? Or go to prison for three years for a crime you didn't commit? What?

Starting point is 00:14:59 Hahaha. I feel like this is kind of a stupid question. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, would I rather live in fear of a terrible, like if I murdered somebody and buried them under my house and live with the guilt and the fear for the rest of my life or just go to prison for three years and call it a day?

Starting point is 00:15:17 For something you didn't do. Huh. I'm a Catholic, so I've been living with guilt and fear all my life, so I think I'd rather get away with murder. All right, noted. That's, that's, I mean, that's just my honest answer. I'll be looking for burial mounds in your backyard now. You're looking in the wrong place.

Starting point is 00:15:37 That's smelling my car. It's not Nico. I'm just going to tell you that. Okay. It's not Nico, I'm just gonna tell you that. Okay, would you rather get hit on by someone 20 years older than you? Or 20 years younger than you? Oh, let's see. I mean, it's a toss up. I'm gonna go with... Maybe I'll go with younger, because then that's, you know, I mean, that little younger.

Starting point is 00:16:02 You feel good. Yeah. It's a feel good thing. It is. It's like I really feel good about myself, because, you know, I mean, that little younger. Yeah, it's a feel good thing. It is. It's like I really feel good about myself because, you know, I got this hot, young shirt. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Now, would you rather get hit on?

Starting point is 00:16:14 Is this part of the question? No, it's not, but I have an additional question. I have an additional question. Judges is called. Bonus round. The bonus round. Would you rather get hit on by a good looking 60 year old or a terrible looking 25 year old? Would you get hit on by Frankie B or someone living in their mom's basement?

Starting point is 00:16:38 Okay. I'm still going to keep the younger but I like older men. Oh, she's going to go ugly and old. Ugly and old, okay. Ugly and old, we get it. Did I like older men? The thing. You do like older men.

Starting point is 00:16:50 Yeah. What's Jeff now? 75? 76. Did he get that new wheel drive? Not quite. The Medicare approved that new scooter he's looking for. Let's call the Zipini Duda.

Starting point is 00:17:04 What is this? Roundabout? The Roundabout. That new scooter he's looking for. What's it called the Zipini Duda? What is this? Roundabout? The roundabout. The scooter. The... The rousedabout. Get up off your old fucking ass and roused about.

Starting point is 00:17:15 What's the roused about? I love how they always have those commercials too. They're sitting on the side of the Grand Canyon, like, you know, with your roused about, you can go anywhere. I just always wished one of them would be like, dunes is the driving cat and just, no!

Starting point is 00:17:29 Look at my Rostabalde! Yeah. Those things always did have them go in the Grand Canyon. When you had the loft, you had some stairs. You still have the stairs for the loft? No. No, you don't have the loft anymore. You can just out on one floor.

Starting point is 00:17:44 Yes. Okay, because I just was wondering if we, you just have one floor? Yes. Okay, because I just was wondering if we needed to go install one of that. Like in Gremlin? Yeah, in Gremlin. I go up and down the stairs. If we needed to install a chair.

Starting point is 00:17:53 A chair rail. It goes to the frail. Sorry, Jeff. No, but I would like one of those, when I'm older and I need help up the stairs. I'm good with it. I'm better shame in the game. I know. When I was a stoner when I was a kid

Starting point is 00:18:06 I had an invention in my head the invention was it was like a pulley system that when you woke up if you wanted to get up To go get something to eat the pulley system would literally pull you to the kitchen Yeah, mom hey dad I'm using the polematic cuz I have the munchies Never took off Too lazy to do anything Stone you needed a police system to get you to the computer to do this. Yes, but I can't tell you how many times I visualize this in my head like how many times I just remember as a teenager.

Starting point is 00:18:46 Just visualizing myself scooting down the... Oh, Hannah Follies. It's never too late. Do you remember the show The Gummy Bears? How they had the roller coasters under the trees? They would go into the tree and then... Yeah. Here and there, running here and there and everywhere.

Starting point is 00:19:02 Yeah, but like waterfalls of GC, juice or something. Yeah, juice each. That's... GC, meth. Man, those bears never sleep. They're building roller coasters underground. It's highly efficient. But anyway, that little roller coaster system, I wish I had that too.

Starting point is 00:19:22 Yeah, I've duh. Yeah, duh. Who doesn't want to roll a coaster into a retreat? Oh, by the way, we've only asked one question. We're seven, two minutes into the show. I knew this would be a total shit show. Okay, so here I go. Okay. Next. So would you rather live in a desert island

Starting point is 00:19:42 with your celebrity crush or a mansion with your X. Oh, that's a tough one. It depends on which X. Yeah, sure. If it was, if it was like, let's go with the worst act you could think of. Oh, yeah, on the island for sure. On the island. I don't even need to celebrate the island. So do I. I don't even want to live in the neighborhood.

Starting point is 00:20:12 Yeah, that one. Yeah. We know I'm talking about the only thing. No need to name names here. Would you rather never have a wedgie or have never have anything stuck in your teeth? Never have a wedgie or never have anything stuck in your teeth. Never have a wedgie or never have anything stuck in your teeth. I think this is an unfair question for a woman

Starting point is 00:20:30 because you just wear thongs all the time, so. Right, I'm going with the teeth. Yeah, never. Cause I do, I get pepper stuck in my teeth. Yeah, I have this one tooth. Yeah, me too. I think we all have that one tooth. That one, yeah.

Starting point is 00:20:40 That one fucclin gangly ass tooth. They can't get it together. That one fuckling gangly ass tooth. They can't get it together. Okay boys, look sharp, here comes a piece of steak, up and down, up and down. Okay, insides are getting light over there. Hey, shoot head, what's going on over there? You're a mess, get yourself cleaned up. Get yourself cleaned up, John.

Starting point is 00:21:02 What do they call it? Insides are number four. What's your problem over there? Alright, Mollas, keep going. Get your stuff cleaned up, what do they got? Insize enough or four? What's your problem over there? All right, Mollas, keep going. Yeah, the worst is what I used to be in sales for years. And that's how we met, actually. You were the manager.

Starting point is 00:21:16 I was the sales. They allowed me to pay attention. But there was a lot of sales is taking people out for lunches and that kind of thing. And so, you know, I always, I feel like I had to go immediately check my teeth. I know. Most of the time I had a piece of pepper. Well, here's what it feels to me like to get my gang my gangly tooth, you know, my,

Starting point is 00:21:38 my troublemaker. He's getting worse as time goes on. It's like I used to, my, I think my skin is getting worse. I don't know what's going on my teeth changing I'm not sure could be a mod you gangly tooth. I know where you're at Okay, would you rather start a call? Oh wait yours your turn no, I know I asked you So it's your turn We've got it to get right back after this commercial break

Starting point is 00:22:05 We'll be right back after this commercial break. Uh... Would you rather sponsor it? Sponsored by organizations? Would you rather wear real fur or fake jewels, Brian? Real fur or fake jewels? Huh, that's kind of a hard one. Real... Fake jewels.

Starting point is 00:22:23 Well, no one wears real fur anymore. That's not a thing. Right. So I guess it's going to be fake jewels. That's an easy one. Yeah, no one wants to wear real fur anymore. I haven't seen these ahead of times. I haven't seen them ahead of time either.

Starting point is 00:22:34 I haven't read them. Some of them are better than others. Yeah, okay. Oh, here's a good one. Would you rather, oh, but I don't have the other side of the question. Oh, never mind. Okay. Um.

Starting point is 00:22:46 Ha. Would you rather be tall and average looking or three feet tall and super attractive? Tall and average are three feet tall and super attractive. I mean, I'm gonna have to go for the tall and average just cause I feel like there's a lot of, you know, I already, the hide-on-at can't reach certain things. So that would be really magnified.

Starting point is 00:23:11 You can't see here on YouTube, but Chrissy is two foot seven. And I don't know if I'd be able to ride the roller coasters that I love. That's exciting. Oh, you can't, no, no, no, not if you, some of those are 42 inches. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:23:21 42 inches. You're gonna have to go average, that's right. You know, I'm obsessed with the channel TLC. I know. And for whatever reason they have, I do love the little people. Yeah, the little people, the seven little Johnston's and

Starting point is 00:23:31 the big world, big little people. Madvers backed in love for them. But yeah. Yeah, but I actually think I would rather be attractive and small. Okay. Yeah, you would be a show. I even get yourself a show.

Starting point is 00:23:44 Yes, I would. So I could be on the TLC network. That. Yeah. You would be a show. You would get yourself a show. I would. So I could be on the TLC network. I feel like they give a show to every person who's under the five feet. Oh, here's one. No, I've got what it's my turn. I have a second penis. It's so awesome. Can I have a third nut? Which is the thing by the way, some people are born with three testicles. Yes. But the third one doesn't work.

Starting point is 00:24:18 We're talking eyes and ears. Okay, we're back to eyes and ears. Okay. Well, I feel like we already all have a third eye. It sits right here, you know, it's the chakra, the eye chakra. It's the eye chakra. It's the eye chakra.

Starting point is 00:24:32 It's located in a retained chakra. I think I would rather have a third eye, for sure. Where would you have it? It's a good question. I think I'd put it on the, I don't know, maybe behind my head. That's what I would do. I would put it behind my head so I could watch what people... I would put it right in between my cleavage and then that way... You could see what everybody would say.

Starting point is 00:24:58 Look at my eyes, while they are. Ah! I did it, did it, did it. That's a good one. That's a good one. Would you rather confess to cheating on your partner or catch your partner cheating on you? Oh! Oh!

Starting point is 00:25:15 That's a tough one. Hey! God, that's tough. Tough question. Would you rather confess that you've cheated or have your partner cheat on you? Oh, God. Ah, we're gonna have to get one that we don't answer.

Starting point is 00:25:31 Ha ha ha. Wait, why would, it's the question. It's a question, it doesn't mean. Neither, I want neither one of those. I think I would rather, I think I would rather have my partner confess to me that they cheated. Oh, okay. Because I don't do good with like guilt and stuff like that, and it would just wreck me.

Starting point is 00:25:49 And then I would feel like no one, you know, my partner would never trust me again. Yeah. If I had to confess to cheating. I mean, I'd hate it both ways. So I just keep it quality. Like the rest of the world. Right. Just like your dead bodies.

Starting point is 00:25:59 Like as well. I don't see a pattern in here. Okay. Okay, your turn. Okay. Okay. Your turn. Okay. So, ooh, would you rather go backstage with your favorite band? Or, be an extra on your favorite TV show?

Starting point is 00:26:16 Oh, go backstage with my favorite band. For sure. No, no, no, no'm gonna be an extra on my 600 pound life. I would like to go, but being an extra, I mean, listen, I've been around the business, it's like I've been around the business, I'm struggling. I know, I'm gonna change that when to be like, you know, you're very close, you're backstage at your favorite TV show. You know, backstage with your favorite, it should be, would you rather be perform one song with your favorite artist should be would you rather be perform one song with your favorite artist?

Starting point is 00:26:46 Yeah, right or be in one season of the seven little John's I agree from Three willy From thirty three willy Three gonna three That shit was six last night. Did you see Really came out.

Starting point is 00:27:07 33 p! 33 p. And now, ladies and gentlemen, my good friend from Atlanta. 33 p!nuses pride gree! Everyone's like, huh? 33 p!nuses? I want to thank Mr. Eddie Vetter for bringing me up here tonight. I'd like to hometown crowd Thank you very much everybody really appreciate it. I like to break out one of the one of the old standards

Starting point is 00:27:33 Three-feet is dying on the floor take you back take you back to 2003 1999 actually 1999 our first album I'm gonna dig deep into the catalog and I like you to hear dying on the floor dying on the floor Hey, do you take a verse? Don't know no for the way to do me

Starting point is 00:28:11 man. So wait, it was going to be that you perform with your favorite band or you do you are you are a you are a part of the show. Yeah, you're part of your favorite reality show. Let's say reality. Okay, because like if it was gonna be on Breaking Bad, I'd be breaking bad. Right?

Starting point is 00:28:27 Of course I would do because it would be a, yeah. I wouldn't have to do this stupid show. I wouldn't be struggling to get one face round. Not one of you psyched up. We did have one. No, we did have one. We did have one.

Starting point is 00:28:41 Yeah, that was a couple. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I think everybody who did sign up, thank you very much. That lasted a day. I think we put out like two episodes. Skip the third and told you on the fourth. We're refunding your buddy.

Starting point is 00:28:57 So I think if it was gonna be like a reoccurring character on my favorite reality show, like, you know. What is your favorite reality show? Oh, that's a great question. There's so many. There are so many. I do like the seven little Johnstins. I think that, I feel like that's a really good one.

Starting point is 00:29:11 I feel like when you go back in time, I would be like the friend. Would you be like the friend? The friend? Yeah, it'd be the friend. Yeah. I'd be like the right, I average sized person, the friends of the seven little Johnstins.

Starting point is 00:29:22 I'd come in and help him grab a cup of coffee. You know, I'd be like, I'd grab a cup of coffee. You know what I mean? I'd just be around the house doing like helpful shit and like a really cool guy. Like they would be appreciative of my services. You're help. Yeah, they'd help. You know, I'd help him do stuff.

Starting point is 00:29:34 I don't know. I'd swim in the pool with him. Yeah, I'd go to the... Persistent. Yeah, I'd drive the car around, you know, pick him up, drop him off, stuff like that. I'd have a funny quip every once in a while. You know, the people on the show would be like he's just such a nice guy

Starting point is 00:29:49 So good looking I know Brian was on the show, but I forgot to turn on the camera You want to do over On the entire season? I guess. I don't have anything going on till Tuesday. I love that guy. I kinda, I kinda cleared my schedule. I love the fumbling camera guy.

Starting point is 00:30:16 I know. It's just so innocent and funny. Yeah. Would you rather have all traffic lights that you approach turn green or never have to stand in a line again? Oh, that's a tough one. Never stand in line again.

Starting point is 00:30:32 Never stand in line again. Yeah, I would go with that. And I've actually had it where it goes all goes green for like one street, you know, a good stretch of streets. Yeah, that's fun. It's fun. It's good. You get a good feeling.

Starting point is 00:30:43 You're like, that's right. Everything's going my way today. I feel like I try and time it out on some of these streets in Atlanta, but Atlanta, probably like every other city in the world, has this stupid traffic timing system that when you hit one red light, you're going to hit 12 red lights until then you get to a green streak and then you go back to the red street. It's just such a fucking bullshit. I don't know. Engineers and shit with their mathematics and equations. Doesn't get me anywhere any quicker.

Starting point is 00:31:10 That's how you what? Okay, you're turned. Okay. Would you rather have a tattoo of the title of the last book you read or the last TV show you what? The last TV show I watched. What was that? Uh, look at the video.

Starting point is 00:31:32 Look at the video. Look at the video. Look at the video forever. Yeah, like with a little beat. Yeah, LC forever. Huh? Uh, or what was the other one? Or your book, the last book you read.

Starting point is 00:31:45 Oh my God, the last book I read. No, probably not. I mean, I don't even know the last book. The last book that I read. It couldn't have been interesting because I've already forgotten it. So I think it would have to be the TV show. Okay.

Starting point is 00:32:00 Yeah, because at least I feel, I feel like it could be funny. If it was a book, I read these random books about Spirituality and both in the space missions like that. Yeah, um Oh, Stephen King I don't like would you rather have fortune or fame One when you can have both on the commercial It's all one big shitty package. Benny's in your bank account and no one knows your name.

Starting point is 00:32:33 I'm absolutely going for it on this. But could I make fortune off my fame? Is the question. No, but it's one or the other. I do fortune for sure. It cares about fame. Is the shit of people know who you are yeah clearly who gives a shit of we're doing it great oh your turn okay let's see here would you rather have a permanent unibrow or no eyebrows at all?

Starting point is 00:33:10 Can I change it to permanent unibrow or no pubes? No, just there or no not there which one would you rather have? No back air no ass air which one would you rather? Back air ass air I'd rather have the ass air cuz you can hide the ass air Not if you like to go in the sun like I do So I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'd rather have the ass air All the fuck the brows I just say everybody at no brows. Okay, no I'm already bald as it is I just cared about the no brows. I'm already bald as it is.

Starting point is 00:33:45 You can draw that. At my age it gives a shit. Yeah, that's right. I'll get that permanent tattoo that those girls get. You just have really thick lens tops of your glasses. Look, my lenses already cover my eyebrows anyway. They're good. You don't have a very time I was like tripping my eyebrows.

Starting point is 00:33:59 You don't know this because I would have never told you. And I made a straight line. Oh. And it was like an inch like this off of my eyebrows and what I like you're a part of a game Yeah, it did but I just wore my glasses high No, whenever said anything I used to have like a little three little streaks in there. Yeah, but I mean, you know He was serious that guy was hardcore

Starting point is 00:34:20 Peach front-end Saying at Marlago for New Year's I was. Peach front Evan, hey, whoa, hey. Peach front Evan. Peach front Evan. Peach front Evan, I was just saying at Mar-a-Lago for new years. A-Go! If you say it Mar-a-Lago, did he really? Yeah. He doesn't even sing. What do you mean sing at Mar-a-Lago?

Starting point is 00:34:33 He performed. He performed. It's killer awful. Yeah, I've been listening. God bless, Vinylize. I've actually been in clubhouse rooms with Vinylize. Um, but, Emmy, come on guys, don't go down to Mar-a-Law, what the fuck?

Starting point is 00:34:46 Yeah, the worst than his performance was the, you know, the people dancing to it. Oh my God, I can only imagine. Six, undriated, six hundred, wanna be rich people. No, I'm a poor person. I did like the mind size baby, that takes me back. I say his baby's okay, I would listen to them. Okay, would you rather?

Starting point is 00:35:08 Oh, this is a good one. This is a good one. Would you rather hunt and gather all your food or eat McDonald's every day? Oh. Hunting gather your own food or McDonald's every day. I think this is a no brain or quite frankly. Ah, I mean, I do love some McDonald's fries, but I mean, then you're just gonna be

Starting point is 00:35:26 to help your health is out the door. So, God, but hunting it out. If you can't eat your health is out the door also. I don't know how to fuck it up. I don't wanna kill anything, not myself. Oh, I would definitely become vegan at that point. So, you know, I could grow vegetable garden. I'm going with the hunting and gathering.

Starting point is 00:35:44 Good for you. I'll see you all of me you at McDonald's for a shake. I think that's a pretty easy one. Oh, I got a good one next. Go ahead. Okay, so. That is funny. Okay, would you rather have Celine Dion

Starting point is 00:36:03 or Eminem perform the soundtrack of your life? I think I already know the answer to Celine Dion. Oh, you know Celine. I want to see you've been on a rap kick I thought you're I've been on a rap kick. Yeah, but only when it refers to fast food You better lose yourself in the moment upsell the donut You better lose yourself in the moment, upsell the donut. Oh, dude, to all beef patties, special sauce, let this be good onion toast, whatever they said. What? A Celine Dion, and I'll tell you why, Celine Dion.

Starting point is 00:36:36 Okay, yes, please explain why. There's something about Celine Dion. When she's, everyone's in a blue mood. Oh, I'll get in the kick. And I'll listen to Celine Dion singing. Oh, by myself. Don't want to live. Oh, by myself.

Starting point is 00:36:58 It's not her originally, but she has, she's done it. Oh, her version is much more famous than that guy from the 70s. Though his version is pretty famous too. But the way that she sings that song. That's true And you're like holy shit, Slyon Slyon Oh Someone said Slyon right now. Hello, Slyon Yeah, I think the Slyon is I would go with Sly Hello, Celine. Yeah, I think the Celine is, I would go with Celine. Okay. Got it.

Starting point is 00:37:30 Because I like, she emotionally, she gives you some... She does. She fits her heart. And not that M&M doesn't. I've listened a lot of M&M and I like M&M too. But it's not the same kind of vibe. I've been having Celine behind me singing. I'd like to have like 27-year-old Celine behind me singing. Okay. Because that girl was good looking at the 27. I'm sorry, she was.

Starting point is 00:37:47 Oh yeah, she's beautiful. Would you rather find your soulmate or your calling? Oh. I mean, I'm going to have to go soulmate. Soulmate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:37:58 That makes life so much better. I agree with you. Yeah. Yeah. Gives a shit if you never find your calling. Look at us now. Fumbling around in the better. I agree with you. Yeah, yeah, it gives a shit if you never find your calling Look at us now

Starting point is 00:38:07 Fumbling around in the dark 12 I think that's exactly what we chose in our lives. I know So Nate so we forgot the calling yeah I'd rather get laid and find a job Hmm oh Here's a good one Would you rather have X-ray vision

Starting point is 00:38:28 of people you find unattractive? Or everyone else have X-ray vision of you? Oh, that's a tough one. Yeah, I mean, secrets out my penis is small anyway. It gives a shit at that point. Oh, you're gonna get a people up x-ray. I think so, because I don't want to run around. Look at it a bunch of ugly.

Starting point is 00:38:53 Why is she would have to wear clothes anymore? Screw it. Yeah, screw it. Why don't I give a shit? I have saved on that, but. Technically x-ray vision does not mean you can, you know, you're looking at someone's bones. That's true.

Starting point is 00:39:02 But here's my thought. Is that I get grossed out pretty easy And so I don't want to see everybody else's like all junky junk, right? I don't think it means bones in this question. Yeah, that means new. Yeah, of course I don't want to see everybody else's junky junk, especially if I don't find them attractive Yeah, because I get grossed out easy That doesn't mean that someone's not a beautiful person to somebody. It's just that I personally I have a I have a Walk around expose. Yeah sure why not give this shit at this point Look at this fucking show I think I have any dignity left

Starting point is 00:39:37 Look at my parents They've just sewn me They're like can do me a, change your last name on that show? Never mention me again. Hi Brian, it's not your mom! It's not your mom. Hi Brian, someone else all together. Um, oh, speaking of grossed out, would you rather clean up someone's vomit or someone's blood?

Starting point is 00:40:02 Oh. Yeah. up someone's vomit or someone's blood. Oh. Yeah. Someone's vomit or someone's blood? Well, I think it depends on how much of both, maybe we're talking about, but I'm gonna have to get with blood. You're gonna have to go with blood.

Starting point is 00:40:15 I'm going blood. Yeah, I think I would go with blood too. Yeah. I think I definitely go with blood. Yeah. For sure. Okay, you're next. Okay. Um. Would you rather clean up someone's giz? I think I definitely go with blood for sure. Yeah, okay, you're next. Okay

Starting point is 00:40:27 Would you rather clean up someone's Someone's blood He's getting blown his top He's like a jizz sprinkler Go back and listen to that. Yeah, go back and listen to that. Yeah, that's my previous. Go back and listen to that. Attack of the teen. That's it. Attack of the teen is. Okay. Um, was you rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die?

Starting point is 00:40:51 Oh. Boom. Ah, that's a super tough question. Oh, when? Because if you know when you're going to die, it's good because now you know it. Now you know you better. Yeah, I feel like I would make a lot more of life. I feel like I'd be in this TCB Stevie minus studio. I was just finding when I was

Starting point is 00:41:10 going to die. I feel like I would make the best of the time that I had in my life. Right. I think I agree on that. And if I was going to live to like, but on the flip side, if I was going to live to like 90 or 99 years old, I'm not sure I'd want to know that. Because that's a long time and I know I'm just going to be 90 or 99 years old, I'm not sure I'd wanna know that, because that's a long time, and I know I'm just gonna be decrepit at that point. But if you learn how you die, then you're always gonna be looking out for that situation. That's true.

Starting point is 00:41:34 And as a matter of fact, I think it would cause you to try and avoid the thing that is going to cause you to die. Yeah. So if it's a heart attack, you'd probably start eating super healthy and get super fed. Not McDonald's. Yeah, not McDonald's. If you would have the answer, there a question that is about it. See, you should have been a heart attack you'd probably start eating super healthy and get super fit. No McDonald's. Yeah, no McDonald's.

Starting point is 00:41:45 If you would have the answer, their question is See, you should have been a hunter gatherer. I am hunter gatherer. I hunt for the closest fast food and I gather it up, but it doesn't tell me. What would you rather do? I think I would rather know when I was going to die. I think too. Yeah, I don't think I want to know how I'm going to die.

Starting point is 00:42:02 Yeah. This is a disturbing question actually. Now that I think about it for two seconds. Yeah, murdered or drowned or you know house fire Yeah, I would like to know when and I'll move on from that question. No, I'm depressed. I don't want to know I'm gonna die You're never gonna die Live on forever in pod and YouTube history That's right got one video with 600 views Would you rather?

Starting point is 00:42:35 Would you rather win the lottery and have to spend it all in one day or triple your current salary? Would you rather have 60 bucks a month or win the lottery and spend it all in one day? I'm gonna go spend it all in one day. That's easy because you go. I'm really good at identifying things. To spend money on it. Yeah, let's just do it all in one day.

Starting point is 00:42:58 I agree with you. I'm very impulsive. I could spend it all that money in one day. Or I could even, you could trick it. You could trick the system here because you could. Yeah, five bunch of real estate. Well, that and you could pay your family member maybe. Most of them, you know, you get backed in.

Starting point is 00:43:13 And then give it back to me. Yeah, but we know that works. I'm never gonna give it back to you. Okay, next. Okay. Wow, some of these questions are really difficult. Yeah. Give me a good one.

Starting point is 00:43:28 Oh, am I my turn? Yeah. Okay, that was a way to eat. It's okay. This is a fun one. Would you rather have your own theme park or your own zoo? Theme park, hands down. Theme park.

Starting point is 00:43:44 Yeah, I don't want a zoo, because I don't want a KJ animals. Yeah. That's not interesting to me. Yeah, unless it was like a rescue zoo. Yeah, it is. It's a rescue zoo. Okay, if it's a rescue zoo, then I would do a theme park with a rescue zoo inside of it. Okay.

Starting point is 00:43:56 That's my theme park. My theme park will be a partially rescue zoo. Okay. Yeah, see? There you go. Trick to you. Haha. What if the theme park was contained the German Mac?

Starting point is 00:44:05 The Giac 3-1-1? Yeah. 1,000-1 Giac. I knew you had a person that was in love with it. For those of you who, we don't even know of this episode that we're gonna run. Oh, yeah, I forget about that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:44:17 Okay, so we recorded an episode where we watched a documentary called I Married the Eiffel Tower. And it's about two women specifically that are objective files we've done, an episode on objective files. And this one woman, she fell in love with a German, like a carnival ride. It's not even a roller coaster.

Starting point is 00:44:34 It's not even permanently attached to the ground. It gets back and forth back and forth. It's just the thing that swings upside down. It doesn't even go upside down. It just goes up in the air and spins in circles, right? It's a thing and they allowed weird techno music plays on it. It's one of those trashy carnival things that you see at your local in state circles, right? It's a thing, and they allowed weird techno music plays on it. It's one of those trashy carnival things that you see at your local in state fair, right?

Starting point is 00:44:49 And so this lady is in love, and it's a German, it's in Germany, so they call it, Nack, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, Nack, that's what she calls it, you know. Oh, one, one, one, Nack, how I long for your, how you grease. It was weird. Right in my giblets.

Starting point is 00:45:04 It was weird. She got up underneath. She got up underneath, she was like spreading the grease., yeah, you grease. It was weird. Right in my giblets. It was weird. She got up underneath. She got up underneath. She was like spreading the grease. Like, grease. Yeah, she was having an orgasm basically. And then she was at home watching like videos of it spinning around.

Starting point is 00:45:15 And she was like, I love this part where the music comes in. It's just like Mozart. No, it's not. She did. She did. It was like, I think this is Mozart. It's not Mozart. The other one was like, yeah.

Starting point is 00:45:26 It's Shpital van Ditaldick playing his best of hits from a soundcloud account. It's Mozart. It takes you some a little too seriously there. Would you rather give up cursing or ice cream? Oh, I like them both. I do like ice cream. I fucking like them both.

Starting point is 00:45:51 I do like my ice cream. I do love ice cream, but you'd be really hard not to cuss ever again. But I wouldn't want to give up cussing. I don't know. That's the cause for it. Yeah, I don't, you know, here's my philosophy on cussing, right? I think they're just words.

Starting point is 00:46:07 And it's really the meaning behind them that we should, and the intent. Yeah, the intent of it, right? If you say, fuck you, dude, right? Can you really angry? Right. Then it means something. It's an aggressive word.

Starting point is 00:46:18 If we're here and we're talking, and I said, what the fuck is that all about, right? That's just a word, and it can sound funny, or it could sound aggressive or it could add an accent to what's going on in the room. Now, I know I have a tendency to cuss a little bit on the frequent side, but I think cussing is a healthy thing actually

Starting point is 00:46:35 and it's proven that people who cuss are way smarter than people who don't cuss so fuck yourself. But would you give a ice cream to do it? Yes, I would. In a heartbeat. No doubt. No doubt. I would so much rather cuss than to give a ice cream to do it? Yes, I would. In a heartbeat. Yeah, no doubt. No doubt.

Starting point is 00:46:46 I would so much rather cuss than give a bite for it. Okay, your turn, go. Okay, so. Oh, I have a point. So would you rather live in a home with no electricity or in a home with, I'm not sure. Yeah, I know. Sometimes they could be out of order.

Starting point is 00:47:13 OK, yeah, let me find this. Hold on. Here, I have another page. Would you rather live in a home with electricity or slippers everywhere you go? I love that that's the end of the question. Mine looks like would you rather live in a home with no electricity or home with everyone thinks it's a genius. Everyone thinks I'm a genius. Everyone thinks they're

Starting point is 00:47:35 a genius. Everyone thinks they're a genius. Oh fuck that. I already live in that house. I talked to, I actually live in a house with be unable to open any door once it's closed. Be unable to open any door once it's closed or be able to close every door. No, be unable to open any door once it's closed. No, be unable to open any door once it's closed Be unable to open any door once it's closed or be able to unable to close No, be unable to close every door once it's open Once it's open or that door the studio was open you could never close it or

Starting point is 00:48:19 Would you be unable to open any door once it's closed? Yeah, but that's a super hard quit. Yeah, now we're stuck in here. That's how it goes. Either we're stuck in here or Matias is the third co-host or the commercial break. I mean, I think I'm going to have to go with keep it open. Yeah, keep it open. Yeah, I guess.

Starting point is 00:48:35 I guess. I mean, that's a super hard question to answer. Under some circumstances, I'd want to close and under the other circumstances, I want them open. Yes. Like if someone was coming to rob me in my house, I'd want the door to be permanently closed. Obviously.

Starting point is 00:48:47 Or murder you how you're gonna die. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, um, okay, oh, this is a good one. Okay, so we're gonna have two more questions each, ready? Okay. Okay, this is my first one. Would you rather win $25,000 for yourself, or your friend win $100,000?

Starting point is 00:49:09 Oh, my friend won $100,000. Without any doubt. Yeah, the question. Because you're gonna give me 50,000 of these. Like that shit then. Exactly, we're gonna split that. Hey Jimmy. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:49:20 I do. Call up Katie and ask her out of the date, yeah, so. What do you stupid? What are Yes, all what do you stupid stupid? You sure a shit for brains aren't you Jimmy? Oh, I have some quick trick questions here. Oh Let's see. Oh, here's one. Okay, go. Would you rather? Always have wet socks. Okay. Always have wet socks okay always have wet socks they're always wet okay or a small rock in your shoe oh my god wet socks all day long

Starting point is 00:49:52 really rock in my shoe would drive me fucking yeah yeah oh would you yeah yeah yeah yeah I could get a little tiny pebble I could live with that but it's a little tiny pebble that are the fucking worst because then you can't get him out. I know. But here comes Brian. There comes Brian with his constantly secreting socks. Here comes Brian and his shoes are growing. Yeah. 2020. With his waterfall shoes.

Starting point is 00:50:26 Hey, do you mind taking your shoes off? Can't stop him. It was better than the rock Sorry about my sock tears everywhere I can deal with it I can deal with it, but that rock in my shoe, I can't deal with it. You know, I run, right? So I run. And when I run, it's inevitable that I'll run through some, you know, gravely patch and a tiny little pebble of give in my shoe. And I can't stand it for five seconds.

Starting point is 00:50:55 I got to stop and I got to take that rock out of there. But think about running with the wet socks. Yeah, okay. But, you know, I can deal with it. I think I can deal with it. Okay, we got you. Would you rather have people, this is my last one to you. Okay, but you know, I can do it. I think I can do it. Okay, okay, we got you. Would you rather have people, this is my last one to you.

Starting point is 00:51:08 Okay. Would you rather have people spread a terrible lie about you or have people spread a terrible but true story about you? Oh. Wait a minute. Either way, it's terrible, right? Either way, it's terrible. But whether it be a truth or be a lot,

Starting point is 00:51:24 this is kind of a no brain, actually. I mean, I get it with right? Yeah, either way, it's terrible. But whether it be a truth or be a lot, this is kind of a no brain actually. I mean, I get with truth. Yeah, I'd go with truth. Yeah, I mean. Either way, it's terrible, I'd rather be true. I'm used to it. Rather than be true.

Starting point is 00:51:33 Whatever. Just go ahead and own it. Just read my YouTube page. I'm used to it. You're ugly and fat, stupid. Okay, do you? You're next. Okay, okay, okay.

Starting point is 00:51:48 Would you rather be the star player on a losing team? Ah! Star player losing team, though. Or warm the bench on a championship roster. Well, this is easy. I am already the star player on a losing team here at the commercial break! Alright!

Starting point is 00:52:06 Woo! What is the same as that? Oh, that's just a commercial, don't worry about that. It's just been another great episode of Would You Ruggle? I've been your host Brian Green, this is my co-host Chrissy Holtley. Thank you for joining us remember. Our sponsors for Vaca Cooler 3000 Bud Light and the Disney Channel. Disney Junior. For all your fucking kids needs.

Starting point is 00:52:44 Yeah, so you should just go for it. Now kids, go back to watching porn and whacking off on your mommy's iPhone. We'll talk to you later on with you, Rado. Ba da ba da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Alright, I like that. I like that. I like that. We're gonna play that again for sure. No doubt about it. I need some fresh questions though. Yeah, for sure We're gonna play that again. Yeah

Starting point is 00:53:17 Okay, well, I just got to figure out how to turn off the music here and then we'll be good Okay, well, I just got to figure out how to turn off the music here and then we'll be good Leave it up to Brian Well, listen, you know when you're doing a when you're doing a show with it's multi-faceted When you're doing a show is important as the commercial break Yeah, when you're putting your news stories together to get ready to give people the emphasis information that they're a craving. Yeah You're gonna you're gonna have a hiccup here, there. I gotta tell you about this lady on MSNBC. I watch MSNBC, I watch a lot of the news channels.

Starting point is 00:53:54 I'll even watch Fox at an occasion, right? Fox and CNN. That's what's wrong with you. Whatever, I just don't watch like the super duper Dippy shitty channels, like Buzzfeed news or whatever. Oh, wait, no. Oh, wait, no, please, Buzzfeed news. I don't watch, on's like, you know, Buzzfeed news or whatever. Oh, I am. Oh, I am, please.

Starting point is 00:54:06 Buzzfeed news. I don't watch it. I'm on the either side. I don't watch the Super Extremes because I know I'm just being fed a bunch of bullshit. Not that CNN or MSNBC or Fox are giving me any kind of legitimate coverage, but I just enjoy watching the news sometimes, especially if there's something going on in the world. Right. There's this lady on MSNBC named Andrea Mitchell.

Starting point is 00:54:20 She's an older lady, and I understand that. I understand she's an older lady, and I think she's a good reporter. Yeah. But if you watch her show, she is like super disorganized. She can never say anything correctly more than a sentence and she's always smacking her lips and it's super annoying. Like she'll be talking to somebody,

Starting point is 00:54:38 somebody will be giving an answer and she'll be like, pfft. Pfft. Pfft. You doing her teeth? I guess there's no lipstick on the teeth. There might be picking it up. big There's nothing that drives me crazy Like lip sounds on a fucking microphone. Yeah, I don't know why it's like someone saying similance similance

Starting point is 00:55:04 Drives me fucking crazy. All right. We're good to know on that note on that note. Congratulations to Congratulations to Jeff Bezos. Yes It happened it happened and a gigantic penis. Did you One rock hard flying cock. I was but I enjoyed the You enjoyed the lift off. I bet you did. It looked like the most fun ride ever. That's exactly what it was. He couldn't get his kicks on a roller coaster because he can't go on a roller coaster because he's the world's most famous and rich man.

Starting point is 00:55:33 So he decided to build his own rocket ship to the moon. And afterwards, he said he'd like to thank all the Amazon employees and people who have brought anything on Amazon for making that possible. Yeah, because we paid for it. People on Amazon are like, how about a living wage? I know. Or how about get us out of this cage that you have us working in 24 hours a day?

Starting point is 00:55:51 I don't know anything about the Amazon situation. I just know that I've heard a lot of complaints about it. But listen, I also say this, these billionaires, yes, there are a lot of problems they could be solving on earth with these billions of dollars that they're spending, but at the same time, one of the challenges that we eventually are gonna have is how are we gonna get the fuck off this rock?

Starting point is 00:56:08 And these billionaires with their fun money are figuring that out right now. They're trying to, yeah. Because if we stopped long ago trying to figure out what's going on in space with our tax dollars, because I guess we just have the will to. So while I agree that those billions could be spent in much better places right now,

Starting point is 00:56:23 this is one of those things that you don't wanna stop paying attention to. Like, we need people innovating in this area and it's only gonna be these billion-hour playboys that are gonna do it because we don't have the gumption to do it with our tax dollars. That's true.

Starting point is 00:56:35 So I say congratulations to you, Mr. Bessos, and congratulations to you. And congratulations to your cameraman. It obviously wasn't Billy from Bigfoot. Yeah, now they get a job there, but they would let me. Oh, guys. Because they actually had coverage of them going up in space. Yes, it was good.

Starting point is 00:56:56 I enjoyed it. It was exciting. TCPPodcast.com is where you go. You read more about Kristie and I. You find all the show notes, the audio in the video. It's all right there. You can also find a link to our Instagram, to our YouTube,

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Starting point is 00:57:23 so every once in a while, I just like to say thank you, and that's what I'm doing now. Thank you go check out Casbock's third largest podcast publisher And it's great for Android or Apple you can put it on Apple too, but it is a it is an Android platform at Android native I have it on my iPhone. Yeah, they have it on iPhone too But I'm saying a lot of people use it because because of Android because right You know podcasting it comes from iPodcasting, right? So it was originally an Apple thing. It was. And they had to figure out a way to make it for I and Android.

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Starting point is 00:58:41 He's great. Yeah. I mean, he's a little... I'm not a fan of all any... most of his music, except for the song mirrors All of a sudden because when I watch it live he's got the horn section in the whole nine. Yeah The Tennessee kids or whatever he calls them Just a tibalik in the Tennessee kid. I wish I had a band called the Tennessee kids behind me all the time

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