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Episode Date: October 20, 2023

Christina joins Bryan again, and they cover all manner of shocking and appalling subjects.Ultimately, it all comes down to this: don’t marry the up the butt girl (unless you want to then go off, slay, queen)! Bryan went to a Jonas Brothers concert RED DRESS! Sophie & Joe’s divorce French horn girls Cake by the ocean? Absolutely not Velvet Underground vs James Taylor Justice For Kevin! Christina sasses Bryan! Aragorn was Christina’s sexual awakening??? Christina clears up some stuff about “rose jail” Christina would be an amazing dominatrix Free Willy The attorney and the red room Pocket pussy If I didn’t come it didn’t count! Do necks look like dicks? Butt love Mouth compliments Bryan is really getting into the deep subjects here! It’s hard for Christina to be this hot and this funny, ya know Marry the up the butt girl LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**

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Our local de-list celebrity, Christina. Best of you, Christina. Oh, best of you, Brian. And best of you, well, they're on the podcast universe! Alright, so right out of the game. Yeah, I'm just gonna tell you, because I... I told you my most embarrassing concert that I've ever been to last time I was here Okay, but I have now topped that embarrassing concert with yet another embarrassing concert Let me get the rumors out of the way. Let me settle everybody down for a second. It's not to Alipa. It's not to Alipa I would not be embarrassed about that. I'd be like, I'm what's up to Alipa. I'd be amazing. Well, all the boys. I would be the boys

Me and the boys went to see Dua settle down sister But me and the boys want to see Dua settle down sister But what I did do is I took my wife because I'm a loving husband who wants to see and it gets excited by Others enjoyment in their own particular hobbies and loves and cares I took my wife to see Jonas brothers. He's been Evelyn's he I am Who can I say and I gotta tell you I can I say? And I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you this, and I'm not embarrassed to say this, because I'm already told you I went

to the Jonas Brothers concert. Look, here we go. I have to tell you that if I had a choice between seeing Taylor Swift's outrageous stage production again, or seeing the Jonas Brothers a second time, which probably will never happen also, I would tell you that I would go see the Jonas Brothers again. That's weird, to me.

It's weird. Yeah. Why? Well, because I feel like the purely the production value of a Taylor Swift show is probably way higher than a Jonas Brothers show, but for sure. And so I'm like, oh, I'm in it for the show. Yeah.

OK, so let me explain mine. OK. My line of thinking on this. And now I've heard a long conversation about this on the way home. Okay. Uh, Taylor Swift music is well known. There's a lot of songs that you know from Taylor Swift.

If you're just a human being, who happens to be in tune, alive and in tune with anything, having to do with pop culture, you're no couple of Taylor Swift songs. Jonas Brothers less known, but very popular in the room, right? I mean, redress. What is that? Redress. Redrown. I don't know that one. Taylor Swift songs. Jonas Brothers less known, but very popular in Northern right. Red dress. What is that? Red dress.

I don't know that one. It's from Bernanup. It's like it's a meme. It's like red dress and then it goes, Oh yeah. And then they showed a girl on the red dress like when they were singing that song. And the whole fucking place went absolutely because everyone knows Joe's like the lead guy he's the guy who's going through a divorce with the Sophie Turner Queen of the North. Oh my god

Fucking love her. She is so incredibly. What about a she's Delicious stunning amazing talent queen. She's a delicious delicious human being. talented Queen. She's a delicious, delicious human being. Sway, that's right. Seems like. I just wanted to get you to say Sway. Sway, Sway, Sway Queen. I will say this, the Jolux bit out of Sway. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Yeah, it looked like, I mean, I mean, you divorced the queen of the North, you must be suffering. You had, I'll tell you a couple of things that I noticed, but let me share with you my reason why I would go see Jonas brother. Well, that was me that went off track because that's what I always do. The reason why I would go see Jonas brother's over Taylor Swift is because purely from a musicality standpoint, from it's closer to the type of thing that I would enjoy

organically than Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift's production is something I've never seen. I've never seen anything like it in my entire life. The stage is huge, everything's grand. These are people at the top of their fucking game putting together this Taylor Swift thing. We got the B players doing the Jonas Brothers, but it's not a bad show. I mean, it's not like technically it wasn't a bad show,

fireworks and lights and the whole nine yards. But they had a horn section. That is cool. They had three guitars. They had a bass, two drummers, lots of backup singers. I know music. Yeah. You know music.

You know how it goes? I don't know. Music, I'm great. I play the French horn. Come at me. You did? Yes. I saw those French horn players are a little weird.

Yeah. I was looking at my yearbook last night when I got back, the Jonas Brothers, don't ask me a lot. Sure. My yearbook from June your year. And I was looking at, I was in bands, so I was looking at the band pictures.

Right. And I do remember the French horn girls kind of being strange. Yeah, we're weird. Yeah. Can I say, you know, you go to stick your hand up back. That's a little hurt. Yeah, you can really, you do have to stick your hand up back. That's a whole, yeah.

Yeah, you can really, you do have to stick your hand up the big, hard, just weird. It's like just having your hand up and ass. It's like, up and ass the whole time. Are you just like moving it in and out? It's a vibe. No.

I'm not already doing anything. I know what the French horn is a beautiful instrument. It does have a beautiful tone to it. I will tell you that. It's beautiful. Yeah, it was a weird choice, but you know what? It was cool

I don't know something about those French horn girls Slats yeah total Husseys I went to I went to Catholic school Hussey Oh, my mom would say Toto Hussey Brian Toto Hussey What does that mean mom? Someone that likes to get it from multiple people. I see. I love it.

So, from a musicality standpoint, it's a little bit more rocky than Taylor's. So, from that pure angle right there, I actually found myself nodding my head a little bit like, I knew none of the lyrics, and I was the only one in the stadium that didn't know any of the lyrics. Right. I can appreciate just how many people in that crowd. It was way more female than the Taylor Swift audience. There were a lot of guys in Taylor Swift. Yeah, that makes sense. Jonas Brothers, not so much. But I found myself bobbin along to some of the songs, and they were so quick, like they did five albums back to back back to back, and they were running ripshod over those songs.

Maybe a minute, maybe two minutes, possibly three minutes long, back to back to back to back to back, bang, bang, bang, bang, no crowd interaction. The crowd actually, interaction that they did do was mainly done by Joe, and he seemed like he might have been a little drunk or something. Yeah. A swae going on that was like unmistakable to me

as a guy who spent a lot of time on the inside of a bar. Swing. Swing, yes. That's awesome. As a. That was like unmistakable to me as a guy who spent a lot of time on the inside of a bar. Swing. He's swaying, yes. That's, as a guy who spent a lot of time on the inside of a bar and a guy who probably allowed other people saw

doing the same thing. Yeah. That guy, he's drunk. Joe seemed off his off. He seemed off. I've seen some videos online of him like, Oh really? Definitely seeming drunk at a concert.

On stage? On stage. Recently? Yeah. And it doesn't look good. No. It's not a good look. It's not a good look.

I mean, what are you gonna do? Like I went to a divorce and I was allowed to be drunk and fucked up in my own house by myself. I like. Me and my dog's watching Top Chef. Mm-hmm. For like an entire year. But Joe has to go out on stage almost every night of the week.

These guys have a tour that's going on that's unbelievable. They are doing the same set list night after night just like Taylor does and they're doing it almost six nights a week. Yeah, but what I will say is from what I've heard I'm a gossip queen. No, poor girl, tell me. I love the ghost. Dish. For what I I've heard he did file for divorce from her without telling her. Oh really? Yeah she found out through the media. And am I correct in saying this because I have a wife who also is in all these details on this gossipy details. I mean I love drama. What can I say? I love drama too. Yeah we talk I mean I create it. Yeah that's my job. You do love drama. I love that about you. Thank you. We are kindred spirits in that way.

Yeah. What is it true or not true? And you can fill me in on the details. That Joe reportedly was upset by all of the late night Cummings and goings of his ex-wife. In other words, he didn't like the fact she was out at the bar all the time and drinking all the time. Yeah, he tried to say that, but then it sort of like backfired on him.

Like his PR was really bad at the beginning of this whole divorcing. Yeah. Because it was like all through sort of the pandemic, all of her interviews and stuff. Basically, she was like, oh yeah, like I'm such a homebody. Like I love being in quarantine. This is great. Whatever. Joe's the one that's like really suffering. Like he's such an extrovert. He always wants to be out. I love being in quarantine. This is gray, whatever. Joe's the one that's really suffering. He's such an extrovert. He always wants to be out.

Oh, blah, blah. It feels like he's trying to flip the script and be like, she's a bad mother. Oh, blah, blah. But then, apparently, he is held back the passports from her and her kids, or not her, but from her kids, because she was in London filming. Okay. And he was in the US doing the tour with a nanny and the kids, right? And their supposed permanent home was in England.

But now he's in America and like wouldn't give the kids passports back to Sophie. And so- It's kind of shitty. Yeah, so she had to come back to New York. And coincidentally, she's staying in one of Taylor Swift's, I guess, many homes. Really? Yeah, that's- this is what I've heard. I mean, I don't know if any of this is true.

Probably. But like, yeah, so she like was a slow person. And then she stepped out like with Taylor Swift like for dinner and stuff. So they've been like packed together. True or not true. One of the Jonas Brothers dated Taylor Swift. Joe.

Joe, Joe, Taylor Swift. Okay, so both of these X's are getting together and kind of giving them a big fuck you. And there's an amazing paparazzi shot of Taylor at dinner with her, like literally jaw drops, like horrified at whatever Sophie's telling her. Something like this.

She's like, I don't know, it's like the type of photo, like we know that look. It's the look you gave when you're like, I will kill that man. Yeah, I will kill that man, and I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah. I know who he is,

and this is even surprising for me, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. So I will share this. I have never seen so much private security for one human being. There were, I counted. For Taylor Swift.

For Joe Jonas. For Joe Jonas. So when you go to a big concert like this, and I know this just from a small amount of time I've spent in the live production world, that you usually have like state patrol officers or somewhere around. Then you have the local police department. You may have specialized police officers who specialize in working big events and crowds. So there's probably two, maybe 300 officers that are around any particular live show, like this big sold out live show. And then you have the train security guards who

are usually standing up front, making sure that no one gets on stage, that are specific to that arena, but they're trained. And then you have the untrained security guards who are just walking around pointing the flashlight at people telling them not to smoke powder. Right. Then probably most of these famous people have some kind of private security that rolls with them that are highly trained security guards. Like, you know, ex IDF, Israeli defense forces, you know, old CIA guys, FBI dudes, whatever.

There were, I counted, no less, then 10 private security guards that walked out with the three boys and followed them around the stage in front of the stage. So there's this big stage that came out into the crowd. And then there was a walkway so they could get to this little podium with Hannah Piano and the back of the arena. These guys were following them around the stage. I mean, no offense, but like they're not the Beatles. No, they aren't.

But it just feels like they're all overgilded. Does that seem like a little much? That seems like a lot. And I'm like, it's just a Jonas Brothers. They were paying extra close attention to Joe. Well, maybe because they're like, we all kneel for the Queen of the North, you know? Absolutely. My gore here.

He might be getting d. Throne to me. That's right. Show one stage. Hold it. Yes, exactly. When I throw this. That's me when I see Joe. I'm like, I love you.

Yeah, you're a fan girl, I think. I will never miss another Jonas Brothers concert ever again. Just for that porn section. I know. Astrid bought a T-shirt for me to wear to the concert and I was like Astrid. There is no fucking way on earth that I am wearing that T-shirt to the Jones. Yeah, she tried to get me to fan boy, but I'm like, I know one of their fucking songs, except for one. Except for. No, the song. songs except for one. No, the song. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh,

cake by the ocean. Oh, I hate that song. I also not even the Jonas Brothers. That's just Joe. Why would we eat cake by the ocean? Why is that a thing who eats cake where they're sand? Who wants sand in their food? I don't even like having a drink on the beach sometimes

because I get sand everywhere. You know, it is the most ridiculous lyrics. I don't even like having a drink on the beach sometimes because I get sand everywhere. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I. Turn it off. The fuck off. But then I was busy like hyper fixating on another album, so she probably hated me doing that too. Which album were you hyper fixating on? Sylvan Essos.

I guess it's like their like, titular album. It's like Essie, or so. I don't know what the actual album's called, but it's Sylvan Essos. Tits. It's called Tits. It's called Tits. Sylvan S-o. I have never heard of this.

It's kind of like, I'm not like a music girl. I don't know how to describe things. Is it rock? No. Is it jazz? No. Is it blues? No. Is it pop? Kind of. Is it like dance music? It's like indie pop maybe. Indie pop is cool. But it's kind of like synthy in a little like Electronic almost but it's not like Electrony So is it like that's not my vibe, but is it retro? Is that what you would call it? No, it's like viby like a viby indie pop do dance to it You can is it moody kind of is it a collectic? Yes, I think we've described it

Moody kind of is it a collectic yes, I think we've described it a man so Vanessa's Titz album Describe your vikers. It's one of my favorite albums. It was really a really it if you can see any artist in the world times any Any artist in the world a live or dead any musical artist live or dead who would you see? Maybe this is a lame choice. There's no lame choices. Only lame people.

So go for it. I think I would want to see James Taylor. You'd want to see James Taylor? Just for then nostalgia for me. Because it's like, that's, I don't know. It's like the album I grew up listening to. Like it was, you know, in the, in that CD player all the time. It was like James Taylor's greatest hits.

Whenever I listen to that album, it just makes me feel warm and fuzzy. He's certainly a talented artist. I love James Taylor. He's a little yacht rocky for me. James Taylor. I love it. I know. I know a lot of people like James Taylor.

It's just great. It's a lot of peace. It would be that of like Eva Cassidy, which is another weird choice. And I'd probably spend the whole time crying. Well, I think I would pick Velvet Underground. I think it would pick Velvet Underground. Of course you don't. The Velvet Underground.

You don't know the Velvet Underground is? Is that a band? That would be a good choice. Okay. There were a band who was put together by Andy Warhol back in the set. I know that name. There you go.

So they were, I guess, kinship. They were around the same time when the doors were around. Okay, yeah. Zeppelin, stuff like that. But they were a very avant-garde. Okay. Lou Reed, who you may have heard that name before, no. Lou Reed.

It's easy. It's not a music girl. I am not a music girl. I don't know anything about it. I'm sending you a little read. A little read is like, he's a famous heroin addict. Oh great. One of their best songs in my opinion is a song called heroin.

That's just the name of the song is heroin. But the velvet underground are one of the most incredibly eclectic, yet moody and simple rock musicians you have ever heard I actually think you would get into it. I'm just taking a guess But I think you would get into it if you would listen to it. Well color me intrigued I will color you whatever color you want to And treat the colors and I am color blind so I don't know what that is but oh god

I forgot about that so untrustworthy and you know if I could tell you something about the Jonas Brothers, I will tell you this. There couldn't be a band further away from the Velvet of Graffit, but Jonas Brothers. So, I don't think I'll be taking a second swipe at the Jonas Brothers, but if I had to, I would go. I would go. Okay. All right. I say good on the Jonas Brothers.

And no matter what. No matter what. I say John Kevin. What's that? Good on Kevin. Yeah. So, Kevin's my number one. So I don't know who any of these are. These guys are.

I don't know what Joe is Joe. I don't know any of their names. Nick, Joe and Kevin. Nick, Joe and Kevin. So, Astrid's giving me the whole rundown and she says, there's the other brother. And I go, Kevin.

Right. Everyone says the other brother is Kevin. Well, there's actually another brother. There's a fourth brother. So Astrid tells me this. Then somehow in my mind, I ask her a follow-up question. He's on stage and she says, yes, he's right there. She points.

There's a guy playing guitar. It's got dark curly hair. I say, oh, that's the guy. That's Kevin, right there. That's the fourth brother. She goes, yes. I go, oh, that's the guy, that's Kevin, right there, that's the fourth brother. And she goes, yes. And I go, oh, okay. So the entire concert for like 21 songs,

I'm like watching the fourth brother and thinking to myself, what a fucking shitty, fucking stradipol, like you got the fourth brother and the Jonas brothers, and now you're playing backup guitar to your brother, like you get paid the same, how does dad feel about this? What kind of dinner conversations are going on? I'm all concerned about Kevin to your brother. Like you could paid the same, how does dad feel about this? What kind of dinner conversations are going on? I'm all concerned about Kevin IV's brother.

And so at intermission, I go, man, I'm really feel bad for that fourth brother. And she goes, which fourth brother? I go, the Jonas Brothers fourth brother. And she goes, yeah, he's probably, he's not a musician. So we probably goes, I go, well, he seems pretty talented. He's up there playing bass guitar and guitar. And she goes, the fourth brother's not up there playing bass guitar guitar. I go, I just asked you about the fourth brother.

And you said it was that guy. And she's like, it's not that guy. I'm talking, when I say the other brother, I'm talking about Kevin, the forgotten Jonas brother. No, wait, okay. There's the three main ones who are there. Yes, yes, there's three ones at one. Nick Kevin and Joe.

But Kevin apparently is the one that's not as popular as the other. Yes, but then there's also Frankie, who's the fourth at one point. Kevin and Joe. But Kevin apparently is the one that's not as popular as the other. But then there's also Frankie, who's the fourth brother? I was totally confused. I thought Kevin was the bass guitarist. And so the entire time I'm feeling bad for Kevin. I'm watching the interaction on stage between Kevin and the other three.

And I'm thinking to myself, wow, they really don't treat him very well. They're like not paying much attention to him. I hate him. He just does for Kevin. Just does for Kevin. Kevin. Oh my God. Kevin doesn't have any laurels to rest on. Yeah, what?

Kevin's the only one that seems remotely normal, so I'm here for Kevin. Yeah, yeah, Brian, we get it. But back to me. I mean, this T.C.B promo. Leave us a voicemail at 626, ask T.C.B3, and you might just hear yourself on the show. Wanna text us instead?

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But Sophie Turner was like 19 when she started dating him and he was like 20... 26? 27? He was like in his mid to late 20s. Okay. 26 27. He was like in his mid to late 20s. Now she's like 26 and he's like 33. Now her frontal lobe has developed and she's like, this is a bad idea. That's what I was saying to ask her.

I'm like, listen. This poor girl, she got duped. When she was in Game of Thrones, right, she's just nude everywhere. I think we can all agree that part of the popularity of the show. Is she that nude in that show? The... Kaleesi? No, Sophie Turner.

Oh, I thought she was the Kaleesi. Oh, Brian. Brian, Brian, Brian. I thought he was married to Kaleesi. That is Amelia Clark. Okay. And she was only naked like the first season, and then she got to negotiate it out of her contract. I was going to talk about this. Okay. And she was only naked like the first season, and then she got to negotiate it out of her contract.

I was gonna talk about this. Okay. So Sophie Turner was who? The queen of the North, Sansa. Sansa Stark. Okay, now I know who you're talking about. She's John's sister. She's John's sister.

Okay, I was gonna talk about the Cleasy. No. Wrong. I thought Joe was married to the police. You are a fool. Listen, I don't know the fucking thing about the Jonas Brothers. I don't know anything about their lives. I can't.

Yeah, but you've watched Game of Thrones. I haven't watched that much Game of Thrones. I've watched two full episodes. Let me tell you my experience with Game of Thrones. Oh, no. Don't get mad at me. Don't get me fucking attitude. I'm gonna.

Don't get me attitude. I freaking love Game of Thrones. I signed your paycheck last night. Give me fucking attitude. I'm gonna. Don't get me attitude. I freaking love games. I signed your paycheck last night. I asked her does, but whatever. Yeah, that's true. Astrid Astrid does. That's true, you get Astrid in here.

Oh, I'd to fire you, I have to go through Astrid, and I don't think she's gonna allow it, because that means I have to spend my entire life in the studio. So when I get invited, when Game of Thrones is season two, the watch party, or whatever. And so what I get invited when Game of Thrones is season two, the watch party, or whatever. And so what I get invited to this party, a friend of the girl that I'm dating at the time,

it is a crowd of very eclectic nerds. Let's just say it that way, right? Nerds, and that's kind of the crowd. And I met plenty of them in their wonderful human beings. I have not a bad word to say about any of them, but they are very into what they're very into and Game of Thrones was at this moment the thing that they were into.

So this party is on a Sunday night because I think that's when it was airing, right? Sunday night and I get invited, it starts at 6 p.m. And I'm like, okay, 6 p.m. but the thing doesn't come on till 10 p.m. or whatever. We get there and the places pack, there's like 20 people in this small apartment and they are just starting

season one of, they're gonna watch, rewatch the entire season one, and then get to, all in one night? All in one night, that's crazy. It was nuts, it was like this party's gonna go on till three or four in the morning. That's crazy. And I'm taking it myself, I can't do this,

I can't do this. So I'm sitting there trying to watch season one, and they are all, well they probably all know everything about it. They're like, well, this is different from the book. One of the guys has a copy of the book. You see? I stop.

And I'm like, I can't deal with all this bullshit. I just want to. The books in the show are totally different. It's just not the same thing. Like, don't get hung up on it. These guys were all hung up on it. That's annoying. I hate that for you.

I wish you had a different experience. I know. I wish I did too. Because I watched that. It's great show. That first episode. And then I made it halfway through the second wish you had a different experience. I know, I wish I did too, because I watched that first episode and then I made it halfway through the second episode and by the end of the second hour, I know, serious, and Christina,

I could just couldn't deal with it. That's fair. And then anytime I heard the word Game of Thrones, all I could think about was that party where I was absolutely annoyed by the pausing and the talking and this about the book and I just need to be contrarian about this and not watch it.

And it was a guy next to me and he was like, wanted to explain every bit of it as I was going out. Please don't do that to me. Yeah. If we are watching a TV show or anything together, please shut the fuck up. Is this not the most annoying thing in the world?

I fucking hate it. I fucking hate it. If you have something in a say, like get it out of the way before or wait, take notes, talk about it after. Absolutely. We can pause if we need to, but don't get crazy. Astrid is one of these people, and I love her dearly.

My sister is too. Is that every time Astrid needs to ask the question as it's happening, and a lot of times if we're watching a drama, a show, fictional show, she's asking me what I think happens at the end. And I'm like, we don't know yet. We don't know. I don't know. What I think is irrelevant because I don't know what happens. There's a lot of foreshadowing that's going on here.

Here's my opinion. But then, Asgard has to ask a question about every character and about what I think about a character. And I love her dearly. But it's shut up. Sometimes. Sometimes, babe. Can we do this at the end?

Yeah, we can have a recap. Let's debrief after. But please don't talk about it now. Dollar being a shittin' at assholes. Well, yes, we are, because people talking during the show is not a good thing. Don't like it. Oh, God, drives me crazy. It makes me so mad.

So my experience with Game of Thrones was shot from the beginning. Yeah, there. But maybe I have to go take a rewatch. Maybe, I, you know what, I watched, like, I was not a Game of Thrones person. I never watched it. I think I read, like, one of the books because I like to read. Yeah.

But then I was like, there's too much going on in here. I'm not into it. And then I watched, because season seven was about to start. And so me and my sister and my dad, they had, my sister and my dad had already seen it. They were like, let's rewatch from the beginning. And I was like, fuck yeah, all right, sure, let's do it. So we watched it one summer before it came out. And I got hooked.

And I was like, yes, I love that drama. There's so much drama. You know, I probably should watch it, and I'll tell you why. I never watched those. What were the three for JR token movies? Lord of the Rings. Okay, hold on, hold on, before you get, before you crawl directly at my asshole, What were the three, four JR token movies? What are the rings? Okay, hold on, hold on before you get,

before you crawl directly at my asshole. Okay, I'm about to set up camp. With that French horn hand of yours, I gotta be careful. It's very experienced. It's gonna start playing Brian's asshole. So, I hear an HR complaint coming.

Astrid. Astrid. So I'm with my ex-wife. We're dating. And the third movie has just come out on video, on DVD. And there's still a blockbuster down the street. You know what I'm saying? So she says, we're talking about Lord of the Rings. She's like, I cannot believe you have not seen Lord of the Rings. You know what I'm saying? So she says, we're talking about Lord of the Rings.

She's like, I cannot believe you have not seen Lord of the Rings. You would love it. I'm like, I will not. I can guarantee you, I'm not into that fantasy drama bullshit. Like, I'm just not into fantasy shit. I'm not into JR Tolkien. I'm not into any of that stuff. And she says, give it a try. If in the first 30 minutes you don't like it, then turn it off, right? And I'm like, I'm not committing the two and a half hour fucking movie that I know I'm not going to like anyway, but because I like the girl that I'm dating and she's telling she's asking me to do something on her behalf, I said, okay, I'll do it. Let's go rent it.

So we go rent it. I don't know, maybe it's 10 o'clock on a Saturday. We go, we rent it, we put it in within 20 minutes. I pause the movie. The blockbusters within walking distance. I put on my coat and I go walk to the blockbuster to get the other two movies, because I want to watch them back to back to back.

Yes! And I did. In one night, I watched them all back to back to back. I watched the sunrise to board the rings. That makes me so happy. I was so impressed by the movie. I loved it. I loved it every bit.

If it didn't understand a fucking word of it, but I loved it, I was like, this is incredible. Aragorn was my sexual awakening. Oh, really? Absolutely. Are you kidding me? I was like, who is that? Yes.

Hot, hot, delicious man with shoulder-length hair. Your corn was her first sexual awakening. Regular corn was my first sexual awakening. It was that and stick it. If you know you know. Don't know? Stick it. Yeah, it's because you're not a little gay, are you?

No, I'm not. I'm all gay! Yeah, no. Hey, let's stick it. It was like a gymnastics movie and it's... I've seen it. Oh, you know it. You know it, okay, cool.

Yeah. I've seen it and I actually liked it. I thought it was okay. Stick it. Yeah. Stick it and air-gorn. Are your sexual awakenings? Yeah.

Are you in love with cookware? What's going on? What ever. Uh, so, as our resident single lady, I have a little game I want to play. Okay. There is a company out there. I haven't used this product much, but I will say that we're going to use it today. I want to shout out and I want to give credit to where the content is coming from because I think that's an important thing to do.

Poddex. It's so benevolent. That's so nice. Poddex is a company who provides app where you can go and flip through a bunch of categories and they give you ideas for your podcast, hence the name Poddex. I have had the app on my phone for a while, but I don't use it because I just find it not to be relevant to the commercial break. How do you which topic do you use when you're on an ADHD podcast where nothing ever gets talked about

for more than a minute and a half? But they have a category called Love and Relationships. And these are questions you should be asking yourself or the one that you're dating. And so I thought that I would shoot a few of these your way. And let's see how you answer these questions as our resident single. Before we get into it, I need to clear something up about Rose Jail.

Oh yeah, oh, yes, please. So Rose Jail. So I just call it Rose Jail. It's not actually Rose Jail. Two, please. So Rose Jail. So I just call it Rose Jail. It's not actually Rose Jail. Two, okay. So it's not, hinge is not deciding who's hot, who's not. Okay. I thought you were gonna go, who's hot?

I was going to, but I was trying to stay away from wanting you for it. Trying to stay away. Okay, so they don't decide who's hot, who's not, and put them in your, it's called the standouts category. Right, okay. What they do, it's their algorithm. It's who you like, who you would most likely

be interested in, that is who gets put in Rose Jail. Well, that is even more shitty. Yeah, no, it fucking sucks. It fucking sucks. Here are the people you're most likely to, here's some people you are most likely to care for, to be the next available. Yeah, these are the standouts of people.

Like we really think you really like. And then you go to look at it and then if you want to, like someone, you have to send a rose. You're not just allowed to like them like a regular person. You have to send them a rose and you only get like one rose a day or something. And if you want to send more, you have to upgrade. And it's $15 a month, I just looked at it,

because I was like, obviously, I would never do it. But yeah, and when you send someone a rose, it goes to the top of their likes pile, so they see it first. So the principle is the same. Yes. What it is is that they're picking the hot people for you. Yes.

So it is an algorithm that's picking it So hinge is making this decision. Yes, okay, they are the algorithm Whatever it is hinge in the algorithm Yeah, no, no, that's the same fact and then they're making you pay to get together with the people you most likely are to be to send more than one like to Like this group of 10 people or whatever because because they'll give you a new group every day or a new group of standouts every day. Oh my god.

Or something, I don't know. I don't really look at them, but there are people say there are ways to beat the algorithm where you can just say no to everyone in your standouts. And then if you keep doing that, then eventually it'll be like, oh, you don't like these then eventually it'll be like oh you

don't like these people and it'll put them in your regular likes. But then it's like you have to play the freaking algorithm to just see people you'd like on a freaking dating app. It sucks so much. And I'm thinking about maybe deleting it and maybe doing Bumble instead. I don't know. We had hinge care about you and the community of single people we're trying to tailor to. People that are most likely to tell me what you're doing.

You're not gonna be able to tell me what you're doing. You're not gonna be able to tell me what you're doing. You're not gonna be able to tell me what you're doing. You're not gonna be able to tell me what you're doing. You're not gonna be able to tell me what you're doing. You're not gonna be able to tell me what you're doing. You're not gonna be able to tell me what you're doing. You're not gonna be able to tell me what you're doing.

You're not gonna be able to tell me what you're doing. You're not gonna be able to tell me what you're doing. You're not gonna be able to tell me what you're doing. You're not gonna up. That's so fucked up to me. That hinge is making a decision to put, to put the people that you are most likely to have a sincere connection with behind a paywall. Yeah. Cause I want money. All the other shit heads. Yeah. That are most likely. You're not. They're in your likes. They're in your likes already. How twisted is that? It is fucked up. And then it's also just like there's a level of embarrassment in sending a rose. Of course. It's so fucking embarrassing. Whenever someone sends me a rose, I'm like, oh yeah, and it's awkward, but also I'm a catch. So like, of course, you're going to send

me a rose. You're a hot toddy. You're a hot toddy. You need a roadie. Of course, you're going to send me a rose. Let me ask you a question. Yeah. When you get sent to rose, are you more likely to respond to someone who sends you a rose? Me on. No, I think it's just the same for it's just whether or not I like their answer or their whatever. It's nice though that it does go to the top of your likes pal because if you're someone like me, there's a lot to go through. It has hundreds of people.

I'm gonna clear them out. I'm gonna clear them out and start over. Yeah. I'm gonna do that. And then I'll update you. Oh my God. Well, you know what happened. The responses that we got on the show,

I'll ask time you appeared, are any indication? We can probably find you someone to do at the commercial break. Everjage 72 years old. You're an audience, it's just a bunch of massacres. They just want me to be their dumb. It's unbelievable. If you were a dumb.

I'd be amazing. I know. If you were a dumb, I think you'd be a good guy. I'd be so good at it, wouldn't I? Just, I just think that would be a great fit. And that's called talent people. I knew a dumb. I knew I've known a couple of dumbs.

I'm sure you had. I lived. Well, I was in a band one time, I lived with six other people in this tiny fucking one that's 12 hundred. Was this like free Willy or whatever? Yeah, free Willy. What is it called? It was Schoffer Johnson.

Schoffer 33 Willy. 33. 33 P. 33 P. I always name my bands with some kind of, you know, titular. Titular. Titular. So kind of sexual innuendo.

33 Willy. Yes. Schoffper Johnson. That's just, I can't help it. I'm disgusting, it's lovely. Yeah. The girls loved it. That one girl loved it.

They loved it. We have a lot of two fans. We had a lot of people that unintentionally showed up at the bar when we were playing. I'm just trying to. They were just near. But we lived in this 1200 square foot house with these six, there was six of us total, five bandmates, and then one girl of the guy. That poor girl. And that poor girl, don't talk about that poor girl.

That poor girl was a dumb. Oh hell yeah. And the guy, the guy in the band who was living with her was the submissive. I love that. And so they would oftentimes walk out of the bedroom and he was on a leash. And I am not fucking kidding you. It was insane.

Have you seen the show bonding? I think it's bonding, bonding, bonding. Now, now. Oh my god, it's on Netflix. It is so fucking good. It is beautifully made. And I think there's only two seasons of it right now, but it's about a girl who becomes a dominatrix. Really? Yeah, it's really awesome. And I think there's only two seasons of it right now, but it's about a growth, it comes with dominatrix.

Really? Yeah, it's really awesome. I would like to watch though. Yeah, it's really good. I'm not into pain and pleasure at the same time. I'm kind of a baby in that way. Yeah, but I also, I had this attorney one time. He was an attorney when I worked in the real estate industry.

Super nice guy, he lived down the street for me, so we would oftentimes get together socially. He's around my same age. So the first time I ever get invited over to his house, I go over there, there's drinks, a flowing, and whatever's going on. There's like 12 of us in the house. Okay. 10 of the people quickly clear out of the house

within an hour or two, it's getting late in the night. And so this guy, this attorney, he's, we're just, you know, sitting in the kitchen, drinking, doing whatever, and he says, you wanna see something cool? I'm like, yeah, I do wanna see something cool. That, as long as it doesn't include me being tied up somewhere, I do wanna see something cool.

Unfortunately, it did include, no, I didn't get tied up. But he took me into his actual red room. Fuck off. With a actual fucking nest lock on the door in his house. And when he opened it up, Christina, I have seen the movies, The Fifty Shades of Grey Movies. Another thing I did for my wife, I saw The Fifty Shades of Grey Movies and that red room would go toe to toe with anything that was in that movie. It was like, it was

lit darkly and properly. There were, there were shelves like, you know, built-in bookshelves, I call them bookshelves, but they're really dildo shelves. They had all of these toys and he had a sex chair, he had a sex table, he had a sex swing. He had all this stuff. Oh, that's so cool. He was like, not the guy you would expect to be doing either. I love that even more.

It's always the guys that you never, it's always the guys that you never, I it's always the guys the girls that you never expect. I love that. But I just thought to myself, wow, my attorney is fucking wild. I mean, he stays fucking. He stays fucking. And he would date, he loved the strip club and he would take

these dancers home all the time. And now I know why is because they all wanted to go to the red room. God bless a red room. Oh man, that's cool. That's cool. As the red room. God bless a red room. Oh, man That's that's cool. That's true. It's been asking for a red room. I gave her the TCB studio. Didn't work out for her No deal does in here just you Yeah, but I've been thinking about buying a pocket pussy. I don't know

If anybody has one I'm not using send it. I did date a guy who had a couple of flesh lights a couple of flesh lights Yeah, if I was gonna get a pocket pussy I would get a flashlight. Yeah, I mean Who doesn't want a nice cream cone with a pussy on the back? I don't know Obviously, I don't have a penis so I don't know if you seen the shape of a flesh like yes With a vagina mouth on it. I know it's it's disturbing. I don't think I could have sex with a nice cream cone No, I mean maybe I could have sex with an ice cream cone. No. I mean, maybe I could. I just never tried to have sex with an ice cream cone. Angel says you could have been fucking a grapefruit this whole time. If you guys don't get that reference, just go to Google.

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Okay, tell us about your, what is your worst dating experience? These are questions you should be asking on a date or of the people. Okay. So I'm asking you, worst dating experience. Your worst dating experience. Honestly, like I haven't had, well, even at a nightmare date. Just bad, like just boringly bad ones, but I will say I did go home with someone one time. We did engage in some philatio, and then he proceeded to not be able to have sex because of his antidepressants, and then I was like, okay, like very understanding about it.

And then he was like, well, like good heads, good head. And I was like, I need to leave. I was like, he said good head is good head. Yeah, because like he came from the head and then I was like, but you couldn't, okay. Well, fuck you, sir, you're a bad. Okay. Don't like you.

So hold on. So you guys go home, give each other head. Well, you you, sir. You're bad. Okay. Don't like you. So hold on. So you guys go home, give each other head. Well, you gave him head. Okay. And then you wanted to take it further so that you could get off also. Well, it was like what we started to do to have sex. Yeah. And he wasn't able to get it.

And it wasn't really working. And so then I was like, yeah, okay. Well, let's try and work this out. And then he came. And then he was done, yeah, well, let's try and work this out. And then then he came and then he was like, well, good, that's good. You're literally so gross. I was like, I regret this immediately. Yeah, that's kind of a disgusting display. It was really, but I was just like, this sucks. You're mean. It's totally mean. It's like, I'm a nice lady in your mean. So that, I guess I would say that was when I was.

Guys, let me give a little advice to the guys out there. To the gentleman out there. The gentleman out there. And I say gentleman, because you should be a gentleman. If both people aren't getting off, you're not in for the long run. You're in it for a minute. And so if you are looking to date somebody

and you care at all about their feelings or who they are as a person, you have to make an attempt to get them off too. It's not always gonna happen. Guys are different than women. We all know this. I don't even give a fucking sex ed class here. But I just find like the younger generation,

I don't think they get it. I will say, if I didn't come, it didn't count. Like, I don't count that as a sexual experience. Oh! Nope, I don't count it. I'm a virgin. And, yeah. So, I will say that, but then I will say some of my other younger companions have really

been women first. Women and women first. I'm like, absolutely love that first. I'm glad to hear that. I am so glad to hear that because. It's the guys my age, you suck. Yeah. We get rid of it. It's like the younger guys are better.

Oh, really? Yeah, they care more about women. The guys my age. How nice of you. Are like, let's just get my dick wet. I, you know, I know a lot of guys in general, just across the board. So, who don't give a shit and they say it privately,

we have people that write in mainly women who write in with these horrible dating experiences. And this is repeated time after time after time. I dated this guy for three months, never once did he even try to give me an orgasm. I dated this guy for a couple of weeks. He could not find a clitoris if it was standing, you know, if it was right in front of his nose. I did break up with someone because he wouldn't try hard enough.

Yeah. Just guys. I was like, you're not doing enough for me. It's not that hard. It's really not. Yeah, just like you, you're just try. Yeah, just try. I get that you're insecure, but just try. Absolutely. Sex is an odd thing. They're just weird. Sex is always weird. If you think about it, take it on face value, no matter what the sexual experience, there's always some oddity about it because it's weird. It's a weird thing to do, and it's always sloppy and weird, and you're trying to get in

the right position and all that stuff. In all of that oddity, you can bring some comfort by at least giving a shit then Yeah, I think you're one step ahead of the game. I was my trouble with that one guy's he legit immediately just was like Yeah, I don't care about you at all. Oh, well then yeah, obviously no skin off my nose Yeah, I regret that no for skin off our nose Okay, ready yeah, which Body part on a lover is your favorite? Ha ha ha ha ha.

I don't know why you would ask this like somewhat. Like not, like obvious, like not the janitor. It doesn't say. It just says which body part is your favorite. Which body part is your favorite? Um, oh, okay. Uh, a love good earlobe.

Mm, like, love love good earlobe. Mmm, like, I love a good earlobe and I love a good shoulder. A good shoulder, I like a good shoulder. Yeah, I love a good shoulder. A good shoulder, a good neck, a good shoulder. Yeah. Nice vagina, always in this situation. I'm like, yeah, that stuff, like, it's, I don't know. So, yeah, and obviously who it's, I don't know.

So, yeah, and obviously, who doesn't love a butt? Yeah, I like a butt too. Who doesn't love a butt? But I don't know. There's something about a good neck that I really think I like a lot. Yeah, I can see that. I don't know.

I find necks to be very phallic. Oh, you do? Yeah. It's very phallic. If you lean your head back and like like roll your leg. As I'm doing it right now. And like you get the shape of the chin sort of up. That just to mean looks like a penis.

And it's very vany. Yeah. So it's just very phallic like that's a penis. It's just kind of see what you're saying. You know? I never thought about it that way. So like yeah, next are fine. It's like all the family guy people have balls on their chin.

Oh yeah, they do. Yeah. So it's a little bit. OK, ready? Uh-huh. What is the worst pickup line you have ever heard? I mean, there is. People don't really use pickup lines anymore.

It's just like, hey, what's up, girl? Hey, girl. Hey, girl. Yeah, exactly. It's exactly that. But I will say. It's hard to preach on a full dick. Yeah, exactly exactly that but I will say I thought the preach on a full dick if someone ever said that to me I would punch them in the deck Carls Like I got my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, but okay, I will say like

People will be like oh you gonna you gonna mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants Oh my god, I'm like that's embarrassing for us both. Please leave. Yeah, I Find pickup lines to be a warrant. Oh, you was a no one like that's not real. No, that's not true I had a friend who did but he was so he struck out every time I mean the guy was like not unlucky in love hmm Exponentially he also smelled very bad. I was gonna say, is this the stinky guy? This is the stinky guy. How did you know that?

Well, I've listened to a lot of episodes. Oh, that's true. This is the stinky guy and he would use pickup lines and it never, and I mean never worked. Now, when you smell like that, you just probably have two strikes against you already. Yeah, there's, ooh. But he was just so awkward with women

and I think he felt, I think he felt at ease a little bit more comfortable knowing what he was going to say going into the conversation. Do you know what I'm saying? Like he's planning out your, like you're going to say, but he used those cheesy pick up lines. Like you have a quarter of a call your mom and tell her, I found the love of my life.

You know, some bullshit like that. What is What is something you have tried really hard to like for a lover or relationship But just could not like Brian and the Jonas brothers the person I was dating I mean sometimes you're just trying and really aren't like, you're nice. I really, I really am trying here and it's just not doing it. I dated a girl one time who really was into... I don't know how to describe it. I don't know how to describe it.

I'll just say it, like I'm just gonna say it, like I say it, she was really indeninal sex. She was really into butt love, and she wanted it. Butt love, that's what I call it, butt love. And I think it's better if she sounds better than sex. This is not, I don't want to. You never marry the up to butt girl. Don't marry me.

I know. Honestly, I just didn't like it. I just didn't like it. I found it to be uncomfortable. I have a real aversion to anything feces related and also. Yeah, we know. Yeah, it's, I know.

I got it. I'm also not like a bodily fluids person. No, there's enough bodily fluids going on anyway in the act of coitus. And so in the act of sex, I do it. I'm also not like a bodily fluids person. No, there's enough bodily fluids going on anyway in the act of coitus. And so in the act of sex, I do not, it's not my favorite thing. And for most of the people that I've dated, that's been a plus, not a minus, right? They're like, okay, I'm not into it either.

That's not something I'm interested in. There's no, you know, it's slipped. Yeah, it slipped. Literally, if it slipped, you need to get your eyes checked bud. Yes, seriously. If you don't know the difference between an asshole and a vagina, you are not trying hard enough to find the difference between an asshole and a vagina. You shouldn't be having sex at all.

Definitely not. But this girl, she just wanted it and she just kept asking for it. And so I obliged a couple of times. But then after a hot minute, I was like, listen, I'm just not all that interested. And when you're not, and when a guy's not all that interested in something sexually, it's gonna show. Like there's gonna be problems in the bedroom. Not truly. Yeah, and I offered, I said, hey, listen, could we get like a toy

that we can play with? Yeah. It just wasn't the same for her, so I understood. What is the best compliment you have ever received? you have ever received. Um... Someone... Someone... Sorry.

Someone once told me... I've got two, I think. Well... Okay, I have some that I'm not going to say. Okay. Because they're... Yeah, they're for me. But what I'm gonna say was that someone once told me I had the body of a Greek goddess

And I was like thank you. Oh, I love that. That's for me. It was just like you're so beautiful I'm not saying thank you. I am and then someone else told me and this is not like Necessarily sexual But someone I have heard this quite a few times someone will say you have a beautiful mouth And then someone else told me, and this is not necessarily sexual, but someone I have heard this quite a few times, someone will say, you have a beautiful mouth. And I'm like, thank you. I think that's a really nice compliment because your mouth is a big part of your face.

It's a big part of your face and it's not something you would usually compliment. Yeah, when someone who's like, you have a beautiful mouth, like beautiful lips, I'm like, oh, thank you. This is so weird that you're saying this right now. Because before you came over today, I don't know why I'm like, oh, thank you. This is so weird that you're saying this right now. Because before you came over today, I don't know why I was thinking about this,

probably because I saw a post by this woman that I used to date for like a hot minute. It wasn't very long, we remained friends. But I remember that I was working at the restaurant when we met, I was sitting at the bar after a shift. Her friend had come in from out of town. I was sitting and talking with her friend. And this girl who I was dating came up

and she started, you know, like a guffawling a little bit over me. Like, it's any cute, he's so cute. That is whatever. She's like, look at his mouth. Isn't his mouth so sexy? Like the little thing he's got under his lip. Isn't that the whole lip?

The whole thing. The whole thing. So sexy. I'm just in love with that part of him. And I was like, oh wow. So I got a mouth compliment one time. And it has stuck with me. The mouth compliment.

I love a mouth compliment. It's really nice. And like I've heard it like not to brag. Why are we giving more mouth compliments? Well I've heard it like a few times, like quite a few times and I'm like, thank you. Including from that one guy who she got off and then left the room. Fuck one guy who she got off

Fuck that guy you got a pretty mouth Christina I'll see you later man. He's my enemy now. I have a lot of enemies If you could you have a lot of enemies now I don't I don't I don't Filly if you could receive a psychic ability for dating, what would it be? That's a question. I guess I would want to know someone's real motivations. I think that's the biggest issue. Do you have trust issues around motivations?

Like, are they just here to get asked? I wouldn't say I have trust issues around it, but I would, we'll say that like, the people being here like just to fuck is really, it really irks me, really gets under my skin because I'm like, I'm not here to be used. Like obviously like we all use people in our lives, especially like when we're younger, you know, we don't necessarily think about people's feelings,

but I think it's hard. People will often say what you wanna hear, just to get what they want. And then they don't treat you that well. Do you think that this is, do you think this is like a younger generation thing that it's so transactional, the nature of dating? Perhaps.

That people just don't, it's not something that they, for me, I agree with you. I can't think, now of course I've had one nightstands and there's been sexual twists and all that, but I think everybody knew the score. Yeah, and when you're both, like, when you're on the same page, everything's fine. You meet somebody out of our party, you get drunk, you go back, you fuck in, maybe it's just not a relationship that continues after that. We've all, I would think if you're a certain age and you're sexually active or like to have sex, you've probably done that before.

But I can't think of a time when I actually just dated a girl to have sex with her. But I don't know, maybe that's just me, maybe I'm just not that. I don't know if it's necessarily like, like people will just, I don't know. I don't know how to describe it other than just like, it does, like I would like to know people's, it really bothered, well, because also sometimes you have to be like, do they really like who I am,

or do they just like what I look like? Interesting. Which is like a weird thing to be, because it's also like, oh poor me, pretty girl. Like, you know, it's, and it's like, that's a stupid thing to be upset about. But it's also not because it's like, that is part of my life. I don't know. I do have to be aware of that.

And like, sometimes what really bothers me is like, and this is kind of different to what I was just talking about, but sometimes people will treat you like a girlfriend, but then they don't want to commit to you in the same way. But then it's like the way they are with you one-on-one is like amazing, it's really great, things are wonderful. Turns off the second they leave. Well, yeah, or it's just like they just don't think about you and other aspects of their life.

They don't invite you out with friends, they don't connect you with. Yeah, or even if we do hang out, it's just like, it's not in a, like, where romantic way. And that's really frustrating. It's frustrating to feel like, like, you're not good enough necessarily to be with them.

In that way. Yeah, and I feel like that's maybe been a pattern for me is like people will, they want me, but they just don't want all of me. Do you, so I do see what you're saying. What you're saying is that guys or girls come into your life, you guys have chemistry, they blow smoke up your ass

or they say the right things, right? Yeah. And then it turns physical while you're with them one on one, you feel really connected with them. Yeah, really connected, really cared for. And then like they've seen dismissive in the rest of their life. Yeah, and then the rest it's just like not, you're just not that important.

And it's like, well then why are you treating me this one way when we're on our own? Like if you just wanted to fuck, just fuck. Yeah, just tell me. Yeah. Like I just want to fuck. We don't work something out. Yeah, don't we make a decision about that? But like, but they're not that big sense.

Yeah, but like, and then of course, when you go further along, you have those conversations and you realize motivations or whatever, it changes like the way you connect and like it makes the sex worse. Like, things are just different and it's not good. And it just sucks. So I would just like to know people's real motivations at the start.

I see what you're saying. Yeah. I think I've felt that way before. I might, I've always said this. Show me a good-looking person and I'll show you someone who's insecure about being good looking and here's the reason why I believe that is because when you are a an extractive person let's say the like a universally attractive everyone says oh that's a pretty girl or that's a handsome dude you hear that so much that I think when you mature, when you're a little bit self-aware, you understand that you wanna be cared for

more than just the good looks. And you have a hard time deciphering the difference between someone liking you for your good looks or liking you for who you are. Yeah. And me being a homely guy, I'm like, I gotta use my personality, I gotta lead with personality because I'm not Tom Cruise, right?

I'm not a bad pit. But I do understand how people who are very attractive and get told that a lot have this void that they're trying to always fill because everyone else is telling them how wonderful they look, but what they really probably want is someone to see them for who they are, not for how they look. And I think it's also tricky because I have a very strong personality. And like, I've always had a very strong sense of self, I have a very strong personality, and I think oftentimes people are just like, whoa, this is all too much. Like, you're a lot. And I don't like, if I'm not the right person for you,

that's fine. Like, I'm not offended by that. Like, you're not gonna. It doesn't. It's not gonna affect my sense of self. Yeah. But what, but it bothers me when it's like, oh yeah, like, you're great.

You're so wonderful. And like, all the signs are there of like, this is good. And then it flips. And it it's like what the fuck but then you still want me In other ways, but you just don't want me all the time Yeah, you and you and you and they you sense that your personality is over like they don't know how to handle it Yeah, I mean I mean I'm a lot Does that happen mainly with guys? Yeah, Yeah. It's not an issue with women.

I think that there is a whole slew of men out there, right? Who have a real problem, understanding, accepting, and integrating with a woman who's particularly assertive. Yeah. I think it's problematic. It's really difficult. It's not how the women use. I think a lot of men are very intimidated by the way that I am.

Totally. Which is not, I mean, I'm like, whatever. If you want to be whatever, if you don't, whatever, I agree with you. But it's frustrating. And it's also, I think, sometimes men or people will hear me say that and they're like, oh, you're so conceited. And I'm like, no, I just have a strong sense of self. And like, I always have, I mean, the youngest of three.

This is what bugs the shit out of me about these like videos, like the one we watched last time, or the where the women are reverting back to some weird, submissive, like shut the fuck up and let the man deal with it and go through God by the man. It really upsets me because I think that men have this like almost genetic code that makes us nervous to be around women who are asserting themselves, confident in themselves

and self-aware. I think it's really problematic. Let me ask you an interesting question that by Vaskrissy a couple times and we've all we've asked this four or five times. Okay. If you were in a relationship and someone was cheating on you and you could know or not know, would you want to know or not know? I don't want to know. You don't want to know? No, I would want to know. You would want to know. Okay. Interesting. For sure. I forget who it was. And then I would fuck them up. You would want to know. Okay, interesting.

For sure. I forget who it was. And then I would fuck them up. Hey, man. We've all been cheated on that fucking sucks. I mean, my only experience with it is, was never confirmed. Yeah. And I think that bothers me.

Because I'm pretty certain what happened, but I don't have any proof of it. You never have the proof. And I never got proof. And we just broke up. And I was like, don't want you proof of it. And I never got proof. And we just broke up and I was like, don't want you in my life anymore, whatever. And then I proceeded to go through a very difficult time involving something else. So it didn't really,

if I hadn't been through that other difficult thing, I probably would have like focused on that more. Sure. But it just wasn't relevant to my life anymore after that. And so I don't know, I think it does bother me though sometimes as I think about it. And I'm like, I know you fucking. I know you've got bad stuff in there.

I know you're bad stuff in there. Someone else! God damn it! He married her. He did? Yeah. He married the up the butt girl. Good for her.

Never married the up the butt girl. Good for her. Never married the up the butt girl. But honestly, you do you, if you want to marry the up the butt girl. Good for him. Never marry the up the butt girl. But honestly, it's you, if you want to do it up the butt, do it up the butt. No, I agree with you. That guy Paul, that I was like, he's a painter guy that I worked for during the Olympics. So he said, you're at that age where you're scared of pussy. He was also saying, never marry the up the butt girl.

He's in the full of beans, as they say. I'm not sure that guy got you in the first place. I'm not sure that guy got you in the first place. And if you're doing it up the butt, hopefully you're not full of beans, as they say. I'm not sure that guy got chocolate. I am very high sex one. If you're doing it up the butt, hopefully you're not full of beans. Ha! Ooh, fair enough. These bitches is messy. Fair enough.

You know who's got a perfectly clean colon probably? Joe Jonas and the Calisi. Those two should get back together. The Calisi. The Calisi. Ha! Oh, I love it. Sorry.

I've now talked about 98 Beyonce Taylor Swift. Joe Jodas. It's that kind of show. This is devolved a little. I feel like I blame myself. I love it. I love having you here. And so do the people out there.

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