The Commercial Break - You Like Restaurants?

Episode Date: May 31, 2023

Frankie continues telling men how to amp up their dating profiles with key elements: bowling, restaurants, and of course, working out 6 days a week...and NO NUDIES! You heard it here LAST Meghan Markle conspiracies The birds! We’re gonna start our own conspiracy theory Back to Frankie B’s dating app tips for men You know ladies & their attention spans… As usual, he’s taking it too far Full body shots ONLY Nothing more disturbing than hearing Frankie say “nudies” You like restaurants? Don't forget bowling The transitions are too intense! Waffle House Do as I say, not as I do Put it in the treaty! Do we think Frankie and John Anthony are pals? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Do you have any Texas margarita? We have a tea and we have a coffee coffee and tea only no abacant No, okay, then I'll take a coffee latte with sugar, please. Thank you There's a desert for margaritas out here On this episode of the commercial break, who doesn't like restaurants, Frankie? Who amongst us says, ah, now I want to eat at home seven days a week. Restaurant. Oh, restaurants where they make your food, delicious food for you and send it to your table.

It's a whole thing is a nightmare. I'd rather pull my own teeth. Yeah, I'd rather whip out the pots and pans. Yeah, my God. Everything fresh. I'd rather get a hard dick to the forehead than go to a restaurant. The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now. Ah, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend, Anne Kohos. The wonderful Kristen Joy, hold lay best to you, Kristen. Yes, he's right.

And best to you out there in the podcast universe. We'll get right back into Frankie B. I know you've been waiting patiently or probably not, but that's... I'd like to think so. I'd like to think you're waiting patiently. I'm waiting patiently. You've been waiting patiently. But you only had to wait 30 minutes. So there you're waiting patiently. I'm waiting patiently. You've been waiting patiently. But you only have to wait 30 minutes.

So there you go. Alright, before I do that though, I want to get into two things. I know the coronation is like a month ago and all this other stuff. And just so you know, we got an email saying that it sounds like we're running old episodes because some of the stuff we're talking about in the news is like weeks old, just so you know. Chrissy and I are actual human beings. And we- This is not a live daily show.

This is not a live daily show, number one. And maybe someday we'll be, but it's not now. And additionally, we would like to take some time off eventually, we do 150 odd episodes a year. And so we do take time off, and in order to take that time off, we do have to record a head so that we have episodes we can do. So I hear you, some of the news, we don't talk about news that's really timely,

but like when we're talking about the coronation or something like that. Well, you heard it here last. Yeah, you heard it here last. Don't expect, don't expect a fucking thing. As far as facts are concerned here, don't get your news here, that's it. So when we're talking about older things,

just have fun with it like we do. Where does, we're just ruminating on it. That's it, we're jumping on what we see right now. There's two things that happened to the coronation that make me think that the entire earth is now gone absolutely insane. It's like a collective madness we all have. And it seems like everybody has a conspiracy theory

about everything. For no reason whatsoever, it makes no goddamn common sense. And here's proof. People think that Meghan Markle actually showed up to the coronation in disguise that she she was either invited or snuck in. First of all, you can't sneak into the coronation. That's not happening. Second of all, I don't think that the king or anybody around him, his handlers, would allow Megan Markle to show up in disguise. Why would she want to? Yeah, well, she doesn't want to,

but then on a top of that, if she's going to show up, that's really good news for the royals as far as I'm concerned. It seems like things are smoothing over. Megan Merkel is a very popular character, very popular personality. And so they would want to show that Megan, everything's okay with Megan and she showed up. Yeah.

So let me show you this picture and I'm gonna ask Morgan to get this picture and put it up here while we're talking about it on youtube.com slash the commercial break. Look at this guy sitting and let me show you the picture here. Do do do do do. Look at this picture. I know it's funny. I know it's funny. That know it's funny. That doesn't fact look like a disguise. It does look like a disguise,

doesn't it? It does look like someone made him up in a makeup shop. He looks like, I mean, let me see that. His hair is definitely a wig. It's his mustache is probably also a wig. But that looks nothing like Meghan Markle. No, they couldn't make Meghan Markle look like out. It could be somebody else there disguised. It is somebody else, but not disguise. His name is like Sir Callahan O'Halla-Hann or something like that. He's a big way.

He basically is a musician. He's a composer who wrote music for the coronation, but the internet is not convinced. Here's a picture of him outside the palace a year ago, on 2015, excuse me. He's the same guy. He doesn't look any different. He actually looks like a human being

that did not put on any makeup. So, he just got some shaggy hair. The internet has no chill, and I wish it would just have a little bit of chill. Guys and girls, probably mainly guys, you have nothing better to do with your time, nothing better to do with your time, nothing better to do with your time than make up weird conspiracy theories

than throw them on the internet. Because, you know, I believe that some people who start these conspiracy theories are smart enough to understand that it's misinformation and they're just, maybe even some of them are having fun with it. But when it gets around to the real, you know, like the Mori-Povic watchers of the world,

they're gonna believe anything you put in front of them. So let's be mindful about how many conspiracy theories we throw out of. Yes, focus on something else. Second, people took a picture. It's obvious that there is a balloon floating in the sky, and now they're saying that there was a UFO over the coronation. When blown up, it's definitely a balloon that got loose, and you can imagine there were probably a few balloons that got loose at the coronation. And people are being so fucking stupid. Come on guys, I believe in UFOs too. I think they're out there,

and I think the government may not be telling us as much as we would like to know, but I'm not gonna stress about it all day long, because it's not something I want to stress about. It's not productive. Quite frankly, I want to be the last one to know aliens are here on Earth, because it scares the whole thing shit out of me. And I think they are here on earth because it scares the holy shit out of me

And I think they are here are here on earth. They're called palmetto bugs and I hate them And they don't die and they're smarter than us and they always seem to show up at the wrong time at the wrong place There's antennas. Yes, and the birds are real guys the birds are real What does that mean birds real? Oh, Chrissy? I don't even know if I can get into this. I don't want to I don't want to get flagged by Spotify or something. Let me tell you this. There's a guy who started a conspiracy theory. I think pretty jokingly, but you know, a lot of people believed it that the governments around the world have been taking the birds, capturing them, killing them, and then putting drone bodies inside of them so that they can keep an eye on all of us.

So what you're seeing actually is like a stuffed bird. It's stuffed with a drone. I just got it. I got it in my head. Hold on. We should start a conspiracy theory. Okay. Do you know what it is? What? The commercial break is good. Yeah, there's one. Let's start a conspiracy theory that I mysteriously disappeared and that's why old episodes are running on the commercial break because Brian has been kidnapped. We snuck into the coronation. That's what it was. That's right. That was you. I've been kidnapped by big podcasting and put away and a drone birds took you away. I knew too much. Hey, hey, came, picked you up. That's right. I got on the inside.

Drop you off at the coronation. You put on that disguise. There you up. That's right. I got on the outside. You dropped you off at the coordination. You put on that disguise. There you go. It's a big podcasting is behind all of it. I knew too much. It's dark podcasting. That's right. Dark podcasting. So fucking stupid. It is so fucking stupid. What is Trump called all the people up in Washington, he calls them the cesspool or whatever he calls it. I don't know what he calls it, but we're like that of the podcasting world. So there you go. All right, now internet, get some chill.

Now I'm gonna not chill on the internet. So there you go. It's my right, my right is a podcaster to do that. As a white guy with a podcast, it's my right to not chill on the internet. All right, Frankie B told us a couple of about a month ago about the girls and what they should do with their dating profile. Now he's back and he's doing us all a favor by sharing with the guys should do with their dating profile. Similar. Very similar. Similar to what the girls

should do, but we all know about girls. And their attention spans. They don't have one. Yeah, we all know about the bird brains of the women. Oh no, he's so bad. He's so bad. So so far what we've learned is the same thing we learned in the women's video, which is make sure you have the best most attractive profile picture ever. We're on overcoat. We're on overcoat. He told he told guys how to dress and then he also reminded us We're on overcoat. We're on overcoat. He told the guys how to dress. And then he also reminded us that you should never take pictures from the shoulders up always from the neck down because we want to see your tits.

Basically that's how that goes. You see your body. You see your body. So Frankie is in the middle of, he was about to show us something actually on the last episode. He's also just in case anybody didn't catch the last one. He's also using transition noises That make sense. Not only is he using transition

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From here up, why? Because they're hiding something. Let me show you something and this just actually came into my phone a couple of minutes ago. Now, breaking news. He's actually going to show a woman on Tinder. He's going to show his Tinder profile in a woman he's swiping on. Yeah, Frankie, you can't call people out like this. Only word allowed to do that. Dude, that's only word allowed to take random people from the internet, put them on.

Blast. Here's a girl who reached out to me. Let's look at her photos. See these photos? Look at that. All these photos. See that? Everyone. I cannot believe that she was, that he's showing her personal profile.

No, and that wasn't blurred out or anything. No. Hey Morgan, blur that out for us please. Yeah. Because that girl doesn't need to be on blast like that. That's a, and I know that Franky only has 140 viewers per episode that he puts out, but I still think that's a little...

It might be taken a little too far, Frankie. You don't call somebody out because you think they're fat and they're not showing you the right pictures, and then she reached out to you, and then you put her on your videos? Dude, I know you're watching the commercial break because you're taking our transition, though, he says, and I gotta tell you, that part not cool and I'll see you're just that's not cool. No. Here up. Why?

I need to see full body shots and if you're a guy, you need the pull. I need to see a vaccine. I need full body shots. I need to see whether or not you're dealing with a major. Wow. Lavia or a minor, labia. That's what I need to deal with. Nickel size or quarter size.

Yeah, you got quarter size nipples, what's going on over there? Most of the same. Your body is what your body is. You can't hide it. Cause eventually, if everything goes well, you are gonna have to see that girl. And I'll reject you.

Yeah. I can't. I mean, wow, Frankie, sometimes I like it and then sometimes. I think he can't hit new loads. No, no, he can't. Yeah, he can. Listen, by the way, he's far from the worst trash

on the internet. Oh, I know. I think he's just kind of... Medium. He's like a kind of a clueless adult, is what I see him. You know, he's kind of like a... He's got a meat head. He's a meat head.

That's what he is. He grew up also in the 50s, 60s, 50s and 60s. 40s. 40s. 20s. We're not sure. If you're not happy with your body, post them anyway. So, okay, I'm talking newties. I'm talking newties. Hey, yeah, yeah,

yeah. We've got some new newties down in the town square. Everybody gather. I just, Everybody gather I Just I just here got in from the US postal Express a New profile picture for a woman. I've been talking to she sent me a nudie Talking nudie Hand-drawn Look at her for if I lumped you with bosoms. Oh, I could have ripped that ganna belt off with my teeth. Along with the chest of the belt and the corsage.

Wow. Playing pictures of yourself so that woman could see what she's getting into. You know what? If by God's chance you are overweight and that blows up for you, it is what it is. By God's hands. By God's hands. You became a fat ass. By God's fat, fingered, fat, face, fat fat. You became fat fat. Just put it out there so you can be rejected. Yeah, listen on your profile Here's my advice when you go to do your profile picture the number one thing you can do is put the word fat as your first name

This is how you get things done in Frankie B's world Other pictures that you might want to post off your businessman, an entrepreneur, okay? You can show yourself. Entro-panouar, Chrissy. Entro-panouar. Entro-panouar. Entro-panouar. It's like an astro-panouar, but it's an entro-panouar.

In what you do for a living, remember, that's going to attract a woman even more, okay? And then, you know, if conversation is directed only to what do you do? Oh, is that your building? Oh, what kind of car you drive? Okay. Is that your building? Hold on.

He just said to post pictures where you show you're an entrepreneur. Yes. And then somebody asked about that, then that's a flag. That's a red flag if someone asks you if you own that building? Yeah, I think you're posing in front of. I stand in front of 121 Peachtree Street. I guarantee no one's gonna ask me if I own that building.

Or maybe they will, I don't know. They've going about this all wrong. I just need to stand in front of the Disney World side. Entro Penua. Just picked up Disney. Just wrote a check for Disney. Shai, from that because again, women in the age bracket were seeking, they're seeking security. They need a man in her life. They don't want to work the nine to five anymore. They don't want to work nine to five. They want you to work nine to five

and they want to sleep with the pool boy. While you get increasingly distant and angry. We could ignore our relationship problems for the first six months and then get married and grow slowly sour with each other. You know how it goes. You don't want to cut their own grass. They don't wanna shove or their own snow.

All right, they're looking for that secure man. Pull some more pictures because we've only got two. We gotta continue the lifestyle. There's that fucking, that's really pissing me off. Yeah, he's got it. Frankie. Frankie. Call me before you use that noise.

Like let's agree on a noise together or something at least That woman don't want to shovel their own snow. Yeah, who doesn't want to shovel their own snow Frankie? I don't want to shovel my own snow. I Don't get snow, but if I did get snow I wouldn't want to shovel it. I pay the kid next door to do that. What am I 12? Life of your goffer throw golfing picture on there bowling go Do that? Life of your gofer throw golfing picture on their bowling go do that Should I do bowling? Wife style do you nothing says hot stud like bowling

Nothing gets the panties wet like bowling In still panty puddle She could show a picture of like, you know, your move and you can show an ass shot. You can do your own ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe that. Yeah, you guys like that backswing.

And show it a strike. No one fucks with the haze. It was. Workout, there's nothing wrong with having a picture of yourself doing a workout because you know, women who actively workout finding a man who works out is very quick Brian take a picture of me and you'll like it.

I'm just taking it right on your tip. I just take a picture of your tip. Bobby is like, oh yeah, I'm gonna spot it. I've just lift up, snap the picture and get my tip. Did I tell you like I joined the football team for like one quarter of a day when I was in high school and I couldn't hack it, I just couldn't handle it. It was too much work and stress.

You just went lifting. But we went into the gym for the second part of training and then the guys were all like, Ah, bloody, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ahgebob, oh, Spongebob. And I was doing like 50 pound presses, while those guys were like 250, right? But I was doing the 50 pound presses, and it was this guy, and he had this like a little short shorts on, he was like, it's nuts right over my face. Oh, Spongebob.

And I'm like, I don't wanna look at your nutsack, that's really fucked up. But all of them were doing it. You know what I mean? That's a picture quick. Yeah, take a picture quick of your nutsack. Luckily, back then, you would actually have to take a picture, go to the local Walmart parking lot to get it developed at the photo finish or whatever.

Like, when I'm seeking a woman, she has to have my lifestyle. She has to work out, she has to eat good and she has to be at the end. Oh, we learned this in the last one. She's got to work out like six times a week. Yeah. He was like, don't say you work out if you're only only working out two times a week. I'd say we're three times.

Six. That's not a one-hour. Six days a week. Being healthy. Again, I saved that for the kids next door. I don't need to work out six days a week. I'm not looking to buff up. No.

You know, all these guys who are buffing up, you know, like buffing is becoming a big thing now. All these guys are buffing up, don't realize that when they decide for one six month period that they have had enough, like when they get dumped or they get fired from their job, or they're injured or they're having a, just a moment, a season in life like we all do,

all that muscle's gonna turn to flabby gabbie and you're gonna have to then burn that off. Drama free. But that's what they're looking for. So you should post a picture that you're gonna have to then burn that off. Drama free. But that's what they're looking for. So you should post a picture that you're, you know, that theoretetic and you believe in taking care of your body. You like restaurants?

Have a picture of a nice restaurant. Who doesn't like restaurants, Frankie? Who? Who amongst us says, nah, I wanna eat at home seven days a week. Restaurant. Oh, restaurants where they make your food delicious food for you and send it to your table.

Yeah, let's do you. It's a whole thing is a nightmare. I'd rather pull my own teeth. Yeah, I'd rather whip out the pants, pots and pans. Yep, that's right. Mark everything, fresh. I'd rather get a hard dick to the forehead than go to a restaurant.

I love these. They take a picture of the restaurant. I take a picture of the restaurant. Thank you. Okay. Do me a favor. It's basically Frankie's intro video is what you should have for your profile pictures. Am I getting this right?

Lifestyle. Fittance, fashion, fun, grooming. Bowling. You know, take a picture yourself. Bowling. Take a picture of yourself working out, take your pictures of self at a restaurant, that's right. Smokiness cigar.

Why not with other beautiful women? Right. Nothing attracts a woman like you making out with other beautiful women. But that's too many beautiful women because then he would know which one you are. That's right, you have, especially if it's a,

Frankie, you're so, Frankie, who doesn't like restaurants Show what you like to dine a happy picture a family picture Pictures that you shouldn't post So Lee are your dogs, okay What again the dog's what's the problem is gonna major wrong with dogs? Yeah, in most single they bite him most single people who have dogs, consider the dog their companion. And having been there before, it's the most important thing in your life if you're single

and living alone, is the animal companion you have. Yeah. Understand if you want to show that you got animals. So make sure you're in that picture with the animal. Again, that thing I can't stomach is if I'm on a dating site and I'm trying to see more photos of that woman And she's got dogs and dogs and Paris. I can care less about the dogs. I could get less Forget about it The sopranos move forget about it. He took his hand. He swiped it under his chair dog a parrot. It's like a

Gopagool Forget about it. He took his hand. He swiped it under his chair. A dog, a parrot. That's it. Like a gov'gul. I don't care about your gov'gul. A candor. I don't care about your dog. Cement shoes for your dog. I want to see more tit picks. Parris, I came to see that woman. And that woman is coming to your dating site to see you. So again, use your footage wisely.

Damn. You nailed it. Jesus. Yeah, gotta give a little breath. A little beat. Right. We got all the right pictures posted. You really got their attention. Now what is it? One we're gonna do. Well now she's gonna start reading about you. She loves the photos. You know, she couldn't take her eyes off of them. It's photo, photo, photo. She's looking, she's not reading. But all right, we call her attention.

You mean panty. Panty. Panty puddle. Ha ha ha ha ha. We're good. McDonald's. McDonald's. Waffle house at three in the morning. Hey, hey. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha money dude, I'm in an advertising sales. I got like a savings account of shit.

Hey bro, listen, do me a favor. I know you're trying to make some small recovery shit over there and I got this whole place of fill. Dude, if I ever get, take my phone. I wish you take four good pictures and make sure you get this, make sure you get the double triple chili turkey melt patty. Dining.

Dining. This is your dine. Let me take a bite. Waffle house. Waffle house. Take your pictures. Waffle house. We'll ensure you don't get laid. Take your profile pic. Waffle house. Go ahead, let them know. Ha ha ha ha. Ah, Ed Waffle House. Your last chance to show your classy, you blew it. Waffle House, your profile pictures aren't getting you laid. Waffle House, no one cares about the patty mouth. Go to a park.

Waffle House, the quickest way to dry up a panty puddle. Hahaha. I never forget. Sometimes I'd be hot and heavy at the club with somebody or like, and then we'd be getting the cabin. I'd be like, we should go to a waffle house. That was an instant boner killer.

Bright lights, shitty music, someone else is playing on the jute box. Food that you cannot eat without getting on your clothing. And at that point, you don't care. You're like, I just want to sober up just a little bit so the room stops spinning and I want to go home, fart and go to bed. Waffles, we've got your credit card. Waffles, we found you shooting the bathroom. Waffles. We found your shoe in the bathroom Waffles your friends are looking for you. Where'd you go?

Waffles we see you meet in the cocaine dealer in the parking lot Waffles don't worry the police's not standing out front for you Well, for those you forgot to tell your cab you'd be eating in I Did that one time I wanted to get to go food. I ate the whole thing there. I turned around the cab still waiting for me. I was like, oh, shit. It's like $120 cab, right? By the way, rightfully so, the guy wasted his complete hour while I was sitting there making nice nights with the Waffle House waitress. All right, thanks. So now they're're gonna start reading up about what you're about, who you're about, what do you like to do in life? What

are you looking for? What are you looking for in a one who you're about? And what are you looking for in a relationship? All right? So you need to take time and be creative. Don't write a novel. Alright? Yeah. Be creative. What are you writing a science fiction book? I mean, come on, be creative. Get your death. It's your death. It's your death.

But that's, you know, that is part of the challenge with these dating apps, I think, is that what Frankie is telling you to do is join the rat race, which is the part about dating apps that probably really does suck. It did when I was part of the dating world. The challenge is being part of the rat race. You have to make yourself look a certain way and you have to your profile has to say something interesting

and just the brain damage that goes into figuring that out. It's like doing your resume 30 times in a row. It's almost easier to show the deer head. I agree with you. Yeah. This is who I am. I just used to take pictures. And then if you don't do that, then that's a bonus. Yeah, that's true.

If you don't do it, that's a bonus. But if you do do it, that's a bonus too. They're both bonuses. I just used to take pictures of a young, a young roblo and just put them up on my profile. I call myself Dave. Straight to the punch of what you're looking for and what you're what your likes are. Okay. It's plain and simple.

Don't get too crazy with it, but get directly to the point so they know exactly what they're looking at. What is the point? Yeah. What is the point? So tell us exactly what we should say. Get straight to the point. By the way, nothing you have said in this video is easy or uncomplicated.

Nothing. Our complete profile set up to the max. Great pictures, great verbiage. Congratulations. But now it's time to set the settings of what age bracket are you seeking? Oh, here we go. Here we go. There it is. He's gonna tell us he sets up between 40 and 60,

but I'm guessing he sets up between 18 and 40. Oh, I'm guessing 18 and 34. You think 18 and 34? That woman in the intro is any indication. You can't see her face, but you don't have a body like that at 45 or 55 years old. No, no, no. No, without 30.

Unless you're demy more. Yeah, without surgery. True. Setting what age bracket? So you're going to set that in one. You take your age. Take your age. You're your age. Subtract 40. Yeah. And then divide by two and then multiply by three. Take your age.

Divide by pie. That's where you start. All of us mature men out there, we are all seeking a younger woman within reason. Now, let's use a guy 60 years old. Now, a 60 year old, a younger woman for a 60 year old is going to be 50. You know, if you guys think that you're going to score these 35s and 40s and 45s, you're probably smoking crack cocaine. Can it have crack cocaine? Crack cocaine.

Like you've never smoked crack cocaine, Frank. Come on, you were live in the 80s? What were you like in your 30s and the 80s? Or 20s or something? I don't know. And will it happen? Yes, but you know, it's, your chances are about that big. So you need to set realistic goals of the age of the woman

that you're seeking. And I want you to be prepared for something. If you are a man in your 60s and you are going for a woman 10 years younger, you better be able to play the waiting game because that woman that you're seeking seeking if she's 50 she is seeking younger men or men maybe a couple years older than her you get to pitch if you you better get yourself mentally prepared for this now let me

explain first of all again in front of I grew up yes and explain go if you are looking for a woman then the age range should start at 50. And be prepared for this, guys. If the lady is looking on a dating app, she's either looking for a guy younger than her or older than her or the same age as her. I just wanna prepare you for that. It could be anybody.

And also, if you're setting your parameters at 50, don't say what I do, don't do what I do. Set your age gap at 20. That way, you know, the more the merrier, as far as I'm concerned, that's right. He said that you have this much of a chance of finding a woman in their 40s when you're 60. I don't think that's true. No, he said, he said there's a, that's like,

30s and 40s, right? I actually think that it wouldn't be like a strange thing for a 40 year old to be with a 60 year old. Yeah, no, not at all. Number one, number two, Frankie believes he's in that one, that point one percent, of course. You guys aren't gonna be able to achieve it. I did, I can, but you can't can't so he's like the preacher up there

Your expectation telling you to give him his last dollar and he's riding around in one of his seven seven forty seven fuckers So if you are that older guy you better be the exception to the rule You better look better than any guy out there You better shape. Otherwise, it's gonna be very, very difficult for you to grab that attention of the younger woman that you're seeking.

That I was like I could see his dating profile. Oh man, we can find it. I'm not into. I'm not into. I'm not into. I'm not into. I'm not into. I'm not into.

I'm not into. I'm not into. I'm not into. I'm not into. I'm not into. I'm not into. Let's make a fake profile. Let's say that we're X amount of years old. Are we going to do this? Let's, we've got to actually do. Put this in the treaty. Well, nothing. And what we've done in this, that's what happened. We have to. That's what we have the books.

We can write it down. We don't need it to come true. But here's what I do advise. If we're going to do this, if I'm going to do this, if we're going to do this, we need to do this before this episode airs. Well, what I would say to this is also get a fakey bee to interact with Frankie B. Oh, we could do a.

We're going to set him. We're going to set fakey B as a. A and E B. A and E B. Okay. We'll figure them out. Yes. Woman in her 50s, looking for man in his 60s in the Chicago land. And the greater Chicago land area.

Unless you're flesh and a stack of thousands on a screen, okay? That's going to get that is not me, by the way. That is Frankie now making his show into the commercial break. Her attention, but battery out of here. Okay. So again, going after that younger woman it's gonna take time and you got to have patience because your window went from this big all the way to that big because those younger women are rarely looking for any

woman after 60 just forget about her. She's dead. it. Grave. She's dead. Grave, Dagger. She's dead. Grave, Dagger. Head in that direction. It's a cemetery. Move on, Saggy Tits. Yeah, I don't want anything to do with you.

Aw. He's terrible. They're guys. Get the picture. All right, so if you got patients and you don't get frustrated, wait it out. Will it come?

It will. Now, just, that's what she said. Will it come? And be patient. Will it come? Yes it will. And we're gonna come.

Are you ever gonna come? Or are we gonna go an entire marriage without an orgasm? Come on. Just once. For me, let's give it the old try. I'll hang in there for another three or four minutes. Because you get a like on your dating side app, okay?

Just because you get that like, it doesn't mean that conversation is gonna carry. Women are like that. Oh, that's cute. Boom, they get a like. You get that like and you're all excited. Oh my gosh, she's just right. This is just one of my dreams. But Jesus, you think this happened to him directly I do

But wait there's more You gotta check out this show on tcv.com YouTube dot com slash the commercial rate. Oh Calm down. All right Chill out because nine out ten times that woman's gonna reach back to you So now that window went from this big all the way to that big Yeah, and he's he's using his hand to show you the sizes of how much what your chances are of getting laid And so he's saying my chances are this big your chances are this big her chances are this big their chances are this big

I'm having trouble keeping track of what's bigger than what? Your chances are this big. Her chances are this big. Their chances are this big. I'm having trouble keeping track of what's bigger than what? Deptions to the rules out there. Every once in a while, you're gonna hear one guy, you know, on YouTube saying, yeah, I get all the young girls, I get them all. John Anthony. He's probably full.

Yeah, John Anthony, that's right. Who he probably follows. He's probably all in competition. Yeah, they talk on a regular basis. Why do I have a feeling John Andrews? That dinner with Frankie somewhere. Oh shit, okay. Can you get an occasional?

Yeah, but honestly, that's not gonna happen. Again, if you're looking for that younger woman, play the waiting game, stick to your guns, and then if nothing happens that trend is probably going to continue so then from that stick to your guns make sure you have guns go to the gym seven to twelve days a week yes get that and I'm gonna show them your body look at my body

you're probably gonna have to up your age bracket. All right, that concludes the video. I hope these were helpful tips, because they were not. Thank you for the entertainment. Oh, and we learned all of what you look for on a woman's site once again. So now we know it all. We know how you make them. We know how you break them.

Remember, you know, he's in their 60s when they get thrusted into the dating scene They probably haven't been there in years and they forget what it takes to attract the woman of their dreams So hopefully these tips help my name is Frank Bernardo I hope that you subscribe to this channel and if you like it give the video a thumbs up. Oh, we love you Frank, you know we do Oh, we love you, Frankie! You know we do. Alright, a short but sweet episode of the commercial break. So wrap up Frankie B's tips on how to make your dating profile absolutely confusing. So there you go.

How to slim your chances of getting laid from this down to this. So that back to here. Yeah, that's right. I don't do so good with sizes. Listen, I, Brian, I can't remember what you just said because you know my attention span. Your attention span. Women. Women.

And their pea size brains. I don't know how you even live. I don't know how you manage to drive a car. That's amazing. It's like my mom told me. She said she was having a hard time following the lines of the road and And the street signs at the same time. Well, I'm the funny shouldn't be driving. That's why she's not driving. Yeah, that's why mom is not driving We had to take away the keys from Papa Joe. Oh, you didn't know that said not completely

Kelly just restricted them well to the liquor store the public What is he 91 he's not even Ikewood. He's 91. He just turned 91. Yeah, you can't be driving in 91. You can just drive around a little rate and a little circle. Okay, good. Lick your sword.

Yeah, lick your sword. Public. I'm Bojangles. Bojangles. Bojangles. That's what he wanted to do. Listen, tell him to pick me up some Bojangles. Them chicken sandwiches are good.

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