The Cryptid Factor - 58: #058 The Pitakinesis Issue
Episode Date: March 6, 2021This week there's the usual stolen Alligator heads and space news... but the REAL highlight in this issue - Rhys brings back the long lost art of Pitakinesis with an actual live on-air *science* exper...iment!! Also, with Tasmanian Tiger photos jamming up the internet, we actual get to discussing actual Cryptozoology on a show about Cryptids! Will the wonders actual ever cease?
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The Cryptid Factor, with Rhys Darby and Dan Schreiber.
Well, cover me and spray tan and catapult me onto a luxury yacht during the Cold War.
We're back! It's episode 2, season 16, 2021.
Are we definitely season 16? I feel like we've regressed a few seasons. Weren't we a higher season before?
Who knows? That's the best guess.
I think, no, you're right. We were season 15. Well done.
Well, that's just based on what we were last time, but I think, you know, we have skipped a few seasons, but also maybe some seasons were quite short.
Hey, the most exciting part is, though, it's only been a week since the last episode. We're back to regular, guys.
Oh, my God, we are.
We've suddenly realized how important this podcast is to the world.
That and the fact that we've got nothing else going on.
I was trying to make it like we were taking it seriously now.
Yeah, we do. We do and, you know, and it's important and we know that.
And so we are going to endeavor, you know, just to pinch the name of an awesome ship to make everyone's life that much happier by being regular, like a good dose of prunes.
Can we have that as a t-shirt? Crypton Factor, just like a good dose of prunes.
It's so many t-shirt ideas. I want these t-shirts.
Last week, I wanted that t-shirt of that ridiculous website name that you had, Dan.
That's right.
Yeah, the website URL. I just wanted that as a t-shirt.
I mean, please make someone out there should be making these.
Yeah. Well, we should be.
Come on, fans.
Let's do a red bubble.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, can we point out the fact that last week's episode, we got through the entire hour and a bit worth of podcast and didn't once mention any cryptids.
Yeah.
And one of the most famous cryptid shows that a podcast world has ever seen.
And the weird thing is that none of us even really noticed that we didn't get to crypto buzzer.
It's just a talk for two hours.
We ran out of time.
We did.
And I'd like to apologize to the listeners about that.
I know there's definitely a few cryptologist enthusiasts that definitely must listen who are like, when? Why?
What's happened to this ridiculous show?
Well, I'd like to tell you right now, this week, of course, the huge news is the thylacine fiasco, as I like to call it.
So that's all coming up encrypted buzz later in the show.
We'll talk about these, yeah, these thylacine pictures that have come out, the Tasmanian tiger, if you want to call it that.
Is it back?
Find out later in the show.
For those of you that are big enthusiasts, you already know.
But those of you that might not know, this could be very interesting indeed.
It's exciting news.
It's exciting.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know this news.
So I'm, I'm excited even by the little tease that's been given here.
So I'm going to stay tuned in.
Very grateful.
Good.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, let's crack into the WWWN.
Weekly World Weird News.
Crazy.
Freaky.
Watch out.
Okay.
So what do we got?
Well, headlines.
Let's do it.
Alrighty.
Okay.
I've got two headlines.
You can have one, which is definitely news from this year.
Yeah.
Or you can have a headline, which has resurfaced this year, but is actually from a newspaper
article from the 1980s about a story from the 1970s.
Oh, wow.
That's a triple adjust.
Okay.
That's, that's, that sounds, I've got to be honest with you.
I mean, that sounds more intriguing.
I want to see why that's come back for the third time.
Yeah.
Same.
I'm voting for that one.
Yeah, I vote that one too.
Okay.
Shall I give you that?
Okay.
I'll give you that now.
This is resurfaced just on a fantastic website called WeirdUniverse.net where they uncover
amazing stories that we've lost.
The headline is Chinese children found to be reading with their armpits.
What?
Telekinesis with the armpits.
Not quite telekinesis, but you know what I mean.
Mind reading, armpit reading.
Not pitikinesis.
Pitikinesis.
Pitikinesis.
No.
That's back.
I haven't heard about that since the 70s and then it read its ugly hairy head in the
80s and now it's returned.
Holy shit.
This is the reason people started shaving their armpits to stop it.
To stop it or to be able to read clearer because all the hairs were getting in the way.
No, the hairs are like tentacles.
The hairs come down and they grab the kinesis and suck it through.
Right.
Also, the hairs do the reading.
Yeah, their membranes.
Your armpit hairs connect directly to your mind and your brain.
They come right up through your shoulder muscles and then through up your throat and into your
brain.
Those are like little wires.
I keep mine at a decent length.
Very wise.
Very wise.
How much reading do you do through your armpits, by the way?
Well, the thing is when you, that's why you see athletes and stuff, when they've done
a roboly poly, they put their arms in the air.
That's them really gaining as much pitikinesis as they can from the crowds.
They want to hear what the spectators are saying and what people are yahooing.
Because they can't hear with their ears.
The ears at that point become dysfunctional because they've got so much euphoria and they
hear their heads full of blood from their roboly poly.
And so they hear through their pits.
I thought everyone knew this.
I didn't know roboly poly was a Olympic move.
Up next from New Zealand, we've got a young guy doing the roboly poly.
He's doing two small jumps in a roboly poly.
Let's see how he goes.
Wow, that was amazing.
Look at that.
Wow.
If ever I've seen it.
Oh, we've got a guy here who's doing, he's doing, he's got 200 roboly polys.
Oh, we're going to cross live to him now.
He's on a hill and he's just jumped out of his car.
Oh, he's done it.
He's doing it.
He's urinating.
It looks like he's finished doing that.
And now he's pulled his pants up and he's leapt.
Oh, look at that.
20, 25.
50.
Oh, he's hit a rock.
He snapped in two.
He won't be happy with that.
And only, let's have a look.
Yep, 74 roboly polys, unfortunate.
What a shame.
I'm just glad he got to relieve himself that one last time.
Sorry, I have diverted everyone really horrifically here in the middle of Dan's news title.
So let's move on.
What's your headline buttons?
Well, my one, I've got a space update, which I thought I'd cover off very quickly.
Do you want me to give you the...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What's this?
Space update.
What the hell is that?
That's a two different section.
Wow.
Well, maybe it is.
Maybe it is.
The World Weird News.
Well, okay.
Okay, but this is...
Just quick space updates.
Quick space updates.
Okay.
Well, shall we save that for the quick space update section?
No, I like that.
I think I know what you're talking about.
You giving us some more info about the Mars landing and things like that.
Yes.
Yeah, that's good.
That's good.
Okay.
Well, there's Perseverance updates after our slaying of the coverage that we didn't watch
last week of the landing of Perseverance on Mars.
We've got some updates on that and a bit of an apology.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, that's cool.
I'm excited about that.
Let's go into my one then.
So my headline, more in line with weekly World Weird News, what we're supposed to be doing.
Sorry about that.
80 Alligator Heads Seized in a Police Raid on a House in Birmingham.
80.
Whoa.
Alligator Heads.
80.
What's somebody doing with 80 Alligator Heads in Birmingham?
I know.
Birmingham, UK?
Yeah.
Let's go into it now.
I'll go into it and then we'll go to you, Dan.
So this joint investigation involved officers from the National Wildlife Crime Unit, which
is such a cool crime unit, National Wildlife Crime Unit.
I love that.
And if I was in the crime unit business, I'd definitely go for that because I love wildlife
and cracking down on anyone who is doing stuff with animals inappropriately, I think, is
high on my hit list, especially in this day and age.
I mean, the fact that this guy had 80 Alligator Heads, and I've got a picture here.
You can't see that.
Oh, here we go.
Whoa.
Yeah, I can see those.
One awesome piece of artwork that would make on the wall.
Are they real?
Those are real heads.
Yeah, those are real Alligator Heads.
Wow.
And so just with that comment buttons, you can see why people are interested in buying
Alligator Heads.
Without thinking how wrong it actually is.
Oh, it's very wrong.
I wouldn't buy that artwork, but if you were something like a drug lord or a bond villain
and you needed a piece of artwork, you would have that on the wall.
Absolutely.
So we received information that the heads were being imported from abroad illegally and sold
on through eBay to buyers all around the world at a large profit to the seller.
So buyers would be just buying an individual Alligator Head just for their house or whatever.
It's fascinating to know that in this day and age, that kind of stuff is still going on.
People still think it's absolutely fine to have animal heads and stuff in their houses.
And I understand, you know, the large game hunting people, that's what they're into or
whatever, but it's just morally, in my opinion, a really, really poor, poor judgment and distasteful.
The warrant was conducted under the control of trade of endangered species act and a 44
year old man has been voluntarily interviewed.
So he volunteered to be interviewed.
If you're cracking down on this, you can interview me about it.
Why is that?
Well, I'm the guy to interview me if you want.
I mean, I've got them in my house.
I've got all 80 of them.
All 80 of the heads are in the lounge there.
So you're willing to do an interview about it?
Yeah, absolutely.
Just to be on TV, will it?
Yeah, be on TV and on the police TV as well.
Oh, great.
Yeah, like the cops.
Big fan.
Okay.
What show is this going to be on?
It'll be on the news.
Oh, brilliant.
Awesome.
Okay.
So yeah, my name is...
Well, just don't give your name just yet, mate.
Well, here's all the heads.
Check them out.
Look, 80 of them.
Yeah, selling them for heaps.
I've made a mint.
Okay.
You feel okay about doing that?
Oh, yeah, real laugh.
I mean, these alligators, they were just going to kill people, weren't they?
Well, no.
They're actual animals.
They live their life.
Just be honest.
Pretty ferocious, aren't they?
Well, not those ones.
They're dead, aren't they?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look, try one on.
Please put that down.
Put it back on the bed, please.
Oh, I'm an alligator.
Can you just...
Look, we're not even filming yet.
Just put it down.
God, this guy.
And who are you selling these alligator heads to, sir?
Okay.
Oh, anyone who wants one?
Yeah.
I mean, there's the Alligator Head Club down on Cornwall.
They're very keen.
Oh, there's a...
Yeah, there's a bald guy called Blofeld.
He's...
He lives on an island in the Caribbean.
Wow.
Where does he get them from?
Did they say where those alligators were?
No.
Maybe they had died of natural causes.
I can tell, really, though.
Can you when it's missing the rest of its body?
Well, that's the moral issue, isn't it?
When things die, when animals do die,
is it then okay to, you know,
use the remains and display them?
You know, where's the line?
It's still done, isn't it?
I always think about that when I see Taxidermy.
Exactly, Taxidermy.
And you do walk into...
In the UK, particularly, gentlemen's clubs
where, you know, there's a giant bear head
or whatever on the wall.
Yeah.
But I would argue that that stuff
is really being kind of phased out now.
You won't find many gentlemen's clubs.
Not that half full of strippers.
And secondly...
Not like that.
Not that kind of gentlemen's club.
I might welcome you to the club
or if I've got something for you.
You can either have a dance with Sherry
come through here, have a glass of Sherry,
and look at this giant bear,
which died of natural causes
and is behind the Perspex glass.
Or any one of these 80 alligator heads.
Oh.
Well, it's just going to be on TV or...?
Absolutely. You want to tell me? Absolutely.
Okay, well, I'll have a dance with Sherry
if you don't mind.
And perhaps a photo with one of your lunch.
Hominids.
You don't get carried away, mate.
All right, let's move on.
Shall we do my story? Yes, please.
Okay, so I was sent this in
by someone on Twitter
who was called Comrade Sorrow.
And so this is a story
that in the 1970s
there were Chinese researchers
that were investigating all of these reports
talking about children
who had an unusual ability,
and that is they could read
what was written on folded pieces of paper
once they were placed under their armpits.
So you would write something,
fold the paper, put it under the armpit,
and these children would be like,
oh, it's a great story,
and they would tell you what they just read
with their armpit.
There's a newspaper article
that was published in the Edmonton Journal
on the 15th of February, 1980,
and this is the sort of details
that I'll give from it.
So reports of children
who can see objects hidden in boxes
and identify colors with their ears,
noses, armpits, and stomachs
have aroused interest
in extrasensory perception in China.
It's said a scientific meeting
was recently held in Shanghai
to investigate 14 unusual children
who had the ability to sense colors
and read single-printed Chinese characters
without using their eyes.
The children were able to identify
the color of paper hidden from them in envelopes
or boxes by sniffing at the containers
or by placing them under their arms
or next to their ears.
They also boasted a high success rate
identifying Chinese
ideographs
written on pieces of paper
that were also concealed.
The article discussed
the ability of two sisters from Peking,
Wang Bing and Wang Qian
to identify
Chinese letters written on paper
by tucking the paper under their armpits.
When one sister sensed a character
by armpit reading,
the other had only to touch her
to discover what the paper said.
Wow.
So not even armpit reading,
just someone's read it with their armpit,
the others touched them,
and then they passed on the knowledge.
Yes.
That's amazing.
Nature magazine said the Wang sisters
shared one common disability, poor eyesight.
An older sister and younger brother
read only with their eyes.
It's...
Wow.
Like, I can read this, but I can only do it with my eyes.
Am I right? Will I still be able to...
Yep, you come through, come through.
So, yeah.
So this is the story,
and this was investigated in China
in the 1970s,
and it was
sort of looked into by Nature magazine,
which Nature in
sort of the West, in the British
nature, that's quite a big deal.
This is Chinese Nature magazine.
I don't know what that's like,
so I can't speak for how heavy the science is
in it, but
yeah, just weird idea.
That's really cool.
It's really
out there.
Is there anything to do with the touching
of the skin, or is it just
pure telekinesis?
And the fact that they could have read that
anyway, it's just that it was the process
of putting it under there, made them
engage
their telekinesis abilities because it was
like an action.
What is telekinesis when it comes to that?
You can't read stuff.
It's reading through the mind of other people's mind.
I thought that's what it was.
You can't read a closed book.
Are they reading the mind
of the person who wrote it
in the first place, and is that
action of putting it under there
just actually engaging them to read?
Because I bought this wonderful book.
No, I think before you
rattle off on some book you were given buttons,
I think
it's definitely got something
to do with the pit,
because this is where the energy
goes. They wouldn't have just go
okay, can you read this bit of paper?
Yes, I can read it without looking at it.
Okay, can you chuck it under your pit please?
Yep, it's under there.
How do you feel about it now? I can read it quite clearly
now actually, yeah.
I think
it's got to be something to do
with the high level
of energy that's connected to
their upper torso
and the head. You know, there's only one
thing that we can do with this information now.
Yeah, test it out. Do a test.
Okay.
Because we're on Zoom, we can't obviously do it
with each other.
I've got a piece of paper here.
I'm going to write something down
and I'm going to put it under my
armpit.
I'm going to put it under my armpit
and I'm going to see if you guys can
read what it says.
I don't think that's how it's supposed to
work.
We can try that.
But also, I'm not going to know
what is written on it
either.
Right, because
I'm going to change the experiment
slightly and choose a piece of paper
that I don't know what's written on.
Oh, there you go.
That's a better idea.
Okay, so let me just grab
a piece of paper.
This is very exciting. This is live
science, guys.
This is us creating
history. If we prove this right,
then this changes everything
about Peter Kinesis.
And just think about all the books that are going to be re-authored
into like we little
small Peter Kinesis volumes.
Yes, Harry Peter.
You can have fun retitling them all.
Warren Pitts.
I've got an old magazine
and I'm going to
flick through.
Okay, I'm flicking through now
visually for those who are watching.
Don't close your eyes.
Close your eyes. Your eyes are open.
And I'm flicking through.
I'm just going to find a random page.
Okay.
Found a random page.
And I'm going to put it
under the armpit. I'll put it right
underneath the t-shirt, you know,
to get the fall. It's gone right up there.
Right up there now.
Okay.
Now,
I'm just going to have a real think about what might be
on that page and see if I can
use Peter Kinesis to...
Do you want to do it straight away
or do you want to just let it sit there for the rest of the show?
Well, I'll have a go.
I'll have a go straight away
and I'll write some words down
that I think might be in there.
And then I'll leave it on there
for the rest of the show as well.
And at the end, I'll have another go
and see if more has soaked in.
Okay.
All right. So here's my first attempt
of what could be on this page.
Something's coming...
Something's coming through.
Something's coming through. I'm going to write down
what...
Writing down what's coming through.
He's actually getting into this, but he's really, really...
Yeah, yeah.
Eyes are closed.
Do you know all I've got in my head right now
is an image of
your tentacly little armpit hairs
reaching out and reading the paper?
Oh, yeah.
Is it ticklish?
Is it ticklish?
That's interesting.
Oh, I've read this article.
It's an ad for roll on deodorant.
And I'm finishing...
I'm going to do a little picture too, I think,
because there's going to be pictures.
I've got an image coming through.
I don't know why that suddenly appeared in my head,
but I've got...
Yeah, just a...
Oh, wow.
All right. Well, I've finished that experiment.
So if you want,
we can wait till the end
and check that out.
Yeah, definitely.
If you want to do that. Yeah, do you want to wait till the end?
Okay, cool.
All right. Now, you know what I'm hanking for?
I'm holding out for some space updates.
Are you?
Space updates. Well, today is your lucky day,
because I have space updates.
Woohoo!
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sensing a new segment.
It's now time for
Space Updates.
Updates. Updates.
As we covered off last week,
none of us watched Perseverance Rover
landing on Mars.
But as it happens, our predictions were correct.
There was no live footage
from another Rover watching
the movie.
There was no live footage from another Rover
watching the other
thing, which is kind of expected
because, of course, they're not going to land
another Rover in the same place as the other Rover.
That doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
But
outside of them
doing some 3D graphics
and some great, quite tense
commentary about where the Rover was
in the seven minutes of Tera,
they've now released
video that has been
uploaded from the Rover of it
landing, which is
unbelievable. Have you guys
seen it? No.
Okay, I'm going to show you a screen.
Can you see that? Yes. Okay, so
first of all, the video quality
is just astounding.
That looks incredible, yeah.
And then, like, first of all,
you get to see the parachute
deploying, which
in, like, the video quality
is incredible. And imagine this is
happening on Mars. It's on an alien planet.
It is. Yeah.
And completely autonomous.
Look at that. Probably what is the most
exciting part, though,
is when the Rover
starts to come
and starts preparing to land.
Now, for those that listened
to the NASA landing
audio, they started using
this term called Sky Crane.
Did either of you realize what that was? No.
That was the
spacecraft coming down
and stopping and hovering
above the surface
and becoming a Sky Crane.
And the Rover was lowered by cables
down to the ground.
They've got all the video of that. Watch this here.
Wow. That's extraordinary.
It's incredible what they did.
And so you see there. It's like bungee jumping.
Yeah. You've got to go watch this
because you suddenly realize why they're
jumping around and happy.
And there's the whole, everyone in the control
hour and now their arms and the ear
getting so much pitoconesis.
Can you see? You might want to go back
and have another look at that. Let's have a look
at this bit. Mess pitoconesis.
Look at that. Oh, yes.
Oh, shearing information.
They're getting information. They're getting
vibes from everyone around the world.
All the thoughts of people.
And that's amazing. Yeah.
Yeah. Amazing.
Can I quickly jump in just to say
we said that everyone was there
jumping around and being happy
for what was going on.
But actually not everyone was there
because news just came out
that one of the people who's running
perseverance
on the red planet, getting it to drill,
find all the spots, couldn't be
at JPL, which is where that was.
Yeah. He's stuck in south
London in a one bedroom apartment
above a hairdresser's.
No.
What? Driving the river?
Yeah. His name's Sanjeev Gupta.
Yeah. And if you walk, which I
very much could because I live in south
London, so he's not far from me.
If I walk the high street, I can see
the exact room where the bars
perseverance rover is being directed
from. That's amazing.
Yeah. He's just sitting
there. He's got five computers. He's
talking to the Jet Propulsion Laboratory
who are over in California as we just
saw in the video. Yeah.
And yeah, he's sort of directing
it. But on this bizarre
high street, which if you've ever been to
Lewisham, it's just like, you know,
it's crowded. It's busy.
There's London buses passing,
you know, noise everywhere.
And he's driving a little
little rover
on an alien planet.
Yeah. That is incredible.
Okay. And guys, loving all
this, let's now talk about
an animal that did
get off the planet. I think
maybe 80 years ago,
the thylacine, which could be
back. That's right, folks. It is now
time for Cryptid
Buzzo. First time in
2021.
Attention, all personnel,
it's time for this week's Cryptid
Buzzo. Help me.
What happens in this section?
I don't remember. So this is
all about cryptozoology. It's
the point of the show.
That's new.
Yeah.
And I wanted to
chat about what's really been the hot
cryptid topic in the last
week or so, which is these
thylacines. So it sort of
came up, came to our attention
through Twitter and whatnot,
you know, which is great with the fans
because if there's anything cryptid
that's exciting, they do let us know
and sometimes before we get
the chance to find out ourselves.
So this
bloke Neil Waters from
the Thylacine Awareness Group of Australia.
He jumped on
YouTube and got all the cryptozoologists
and the planet excited
with a video
of which I will play
a little bit of now so we can have a
look at it. Me coming
to you live from northeast Tassie
in some little town.
Last 10 days,
I've probably been acting
a bit weird.
That's because
when I was checking the SD cards
I found some
photos
that were pretty damn good.
I know what they are.
I can tell you there's three animals.
We believe that
first image is the mum.
We know the second image is the baby
because it's so tiny.
And the third image
is the dad.
So this was the initial video
that I was going to say in the video
that he's waiting on Nick Mooney
who is
the curator of
vertebrae zoology
at the Tasmanian Museum
to verify the images.
He wasn't going to put the images up
either till the 1st of March
which was yesterday.
And so everyone got excited
and then unfortunately this came out.
Social media users around the world
have been sent into a frenzy
in Northern Tasmania.
But the Tasmanian Museum and Art Gallery's
resident expert Nick Mooney
has reviewed the photos and concluded
the animals are most likely
pattymelons.
Does anyone know what they are?
They sound delicious whatever they are.
So here's an image
of what a pattymelon is.
It's a little
it's like a tiny
wallaby rat type thing.
Marsupial no doubt.
It's like Australian. I had never heard of them.
So this is what he thinks they
are. Very cute little pattymelons.
Yeah, I mean I know
a lot of animals. I'm really into them.
Did not know this one existed.
How cute these things are.
So that's what this Nick Mooney guy
thinks
that they are.
So we do have the images here
and there's another video here
which I'll play this one.
And look at this. Again we have an interesting
shot. Yeah sure, that's a pattymelon.
Is it? Have another good
look at it. There are some very
telltale signs here that this is
everything but a pattymelon.
For starters, the way the tail
sits as it's lifting itself up
kangaroos use their or
macropods use their tail to counterbalance
as they propel themselves off
their feet. Look at these feet by the way
too. Rather broad
rather broad and I'm counting
one, two, three and
probably four over here
toe pads with claws
in an alignment like the rear foot
of a thylacine. Another good point too
there's those shiny hocks
thylacines have short feet
they do not have long feet
like a wallaby
and grew their feet are short
that's why they're called hocks
rather broad head for
a pattymelon must be the
boofiest headed pattymelon around
like I said
in my original video
and the father actually
a little bit ambiguous they're not giving away
many secrets but why
the hell would a baby thylacine
which I'm absolutely
confident that this animal is
be following a pattymelon
and being followed by a pattymelon
questions do arise
out of this bizarre revelation
now I want the t-shirt why
the hell would a baby thylacine
be followed around by two pattymelons
pattymelons
that's a brilliant
children's book
the thylacine and the two pattymelons
I would read that to my kids
that sounds great for a lot of the world
probably most of the world
some of these words are
new to them
thylacines pattymelons what are you talking about
it sounds
fictional it sounds fun it's great
but it's great
beautiful cryptozoology
that's what I love about all this
because the images are blurry of course
and they're trying to make out what they can see from it
they're getting reports
from the scientific community
that it's not what they think it is
but they're insisting it is as cryptozoologists do
so it's always us against them
and it's people trying to keep their jobs
by saying if I tell you
that this is a thylacine
then it is because I'm at this
high ranking at the museum
that means that we now need
to start the process of
recategorizing these as
critically endangered as opposed to extinct
you know and it's a huge call
to do that I'm not willing to do that
not off this
evidence that's put forth towards me
which is just these images
you know but it is
it is the start of something and it keeps
the myth alive and which is
what keeps Nessie alive as well
as the reports
once or twice a year something
that's really close to being something that you can believe in
you know and that's what cryptozoology
is all about and so I
love this. Do you think with this guy
so he's the president of the Phylacine
awareness group of Australia
is it a hit to him when he releases a video
like this and then it gets said not to be
a thing or does he just
get what I'm thinking is like you know in cricket
when they think they've got a stump
and everyone goes
and then the umpire
shakes his head like that and they all go
okay and just get back to it
you know like I was
I was wondering did they think
it was really out or were they trying to convince
the guy that it was out by all getting so
excited is it the same in this case
is it kind of like oh okay
I just get back to it then or is he like no
I'm gonna hang on to this footage now for the rest
of my tenure as president
to prove this particular
footage. Yeah in my opinion
it is the letter it is
why you see
uh Nessie pictures
uh Sasquatch pictures
uh continuing
to have life after they're taken for many
many years people keep bringing them up
what about this one what about this one and they end up on these
YouTube channels where 10 best
photographic evidence of this thing still existing
so that's why
you know he hasn't just gone oh this this is
near enough let's chuck it out there they've gone
you know Neil has spent
a lot of time analyzing
analyzing talking to so many
experts
you know to make sure
that he's got a lot
of people in agreeance with him before releasing this
because he doesn't want to just release something where people
just laugh at it and go no way
you may try again because that just credits
him and his entire
awareness group and so
there's been a lot of thought put into it
and I think
he was probably in his initial video
he said we'll either get the yay or the nay
from this guy and even if we get
the rejection we still
we still believe ourselves that we go
forward with it and that's what he said after
releasing his photos
um and I think he must
have thought is most likely
knowing the world and the way it runs
probably going to get the naysayers
overtaking the um believers
but still you
pursue you that's what cryptozoologists do
and so
I think it's good
can I quickly ask about where you happen to be
paused on the shot here where
there's clearly an Aladdin's genie lamp
sitting in the middle of his tent
um
well as a cryptozoologist
you always take a genie lamp with you
because you get three wishes
and so you don't capture
what you think you're out to get
you've got a couple of wishes
the first wish is that you
uh get to see it
and the second wish is that the photograph
won't be blurry and the third one
is that uh your
image no matter how bad it is is going to be
then in the folklore
in the lore of cryptozoology
forever and be
brought up every every
so so many years as proof
very
very light proof
that there's a possibility
he certainly got his wish
for context around the
thylacine or the Tasmanian tiger
uh
it's again one of those cryptozoologists
for those that don't know
I'm sure most people do know about it
but it was alive
and there was an example
in the Tasmanian zoo
up until 1934
and then it
that one that was in captivity
died and at that point
they decided it was extinct
but it's interesting to say
the Australian Rare Fauna
Research Association
has collated over
5,000 sightings
of the Tasmanian
tiger since 1936
the fact that people are
trying to prove
this guy wrong and say
no it definitely isn't there
it's definitely not a thylacine
I mean to be quite frank the pictures
are so blurry
and so hard
you can't really tell when
he had pictures a week ago
and said he's going to release them
I don't know about you guys but I was expecting
clear pictures of an animal
that you could see the shape
of an animal
these pictures are definitely of an animal
but they are so blurry
and they try to analyse and analyse
like they've done with many Sasquatch ones
where they draw around the figure
and they try to show you the parts that you can't see
and which really does help
I think what this will do is
we'll have a lot more interest
and that's a good thing
and maybe there will be a lot more
cameras out there
people caring about this thing that could be
possibly still alive
so the hunt, the mystery goes on
it's all good for cryptozoology
it's all good for us
and just to close on this piece
here's a little bit that he says
with all due respect I disagree
with Nick Mooney's opinion and that's fine
that's perfectly okay
I have as many opinions as I can
because his is only one opinion
brilliant
well said Mr Mooney
absolutely
so hats off to him
go Nick and thank you for giving us
a great cryptozoological
fine
not quite the closure that we wanted
but look
my only advice from this point onwards
is don't go to Nick Mooney
we'll grab another guy
that might say yes to these
and look if this is a few photos
there's going to be a hell of a lot more
so very exciting to see
what's going to come in the months ahead
with more trail cams
situated in Tasmania
well said
can I throw
quickly
just want to throw in a quick
fact about the final
thylacine ever caught on camera
and that was in
1933 it was in Hobart Zoo
and it was a thylacine called
Benjamin
and Benjamin
was the last to be captured on camera
and also bit the bum
of the photographer who was taking
his photo
that's great
so while filming him
the cameraman was bitten on the bottom
by Benjamin the last ever thylacine
wow well that's what they say
if you ever going to photograph
the last living species of anything
I'm warning you now it's going to end up biting you
on the arse
okay
well there's only one thing left to do in this show folks
and that is get the results from
my
so here we go let's do that
because I'm getting the
bums rush from the wife to move on
and do some other projects today
so let's
have a look
okay so
I will show you
what I wrote
okay we can't say out loud
but we can verify independently
so this is they
then came through
spinchers takeover
spinsters
no it's Spanish
so I've put
then they came through
Spanish and this takeover
for some reason Spanish takeover
and I did a little picture
of a man
with a tie on
that is a key
man with a tie on
and to show you the magazine has been up there the whole time
there you go I'm now
pulling it down
it's not the best for where
it is
it has gone a little soggy
not too much
not too bad though
okay so the page was
Fiber's Optics
Fruit, Veggies, Whole Grains
and Lejeune
are the stuff of dietary goodness
there are a lot of words there to be fair
and I'm sure
that then there they Spanish takeover
will be written in there
somewhere
just going to have a quick scan
well before you have a
can I also point out to everybody
I don't know about anybody else's assumptions
in yours Dan but my assumption was
that you ripped off a small piece of paper
and put it under
Reese put the entire magazine
under his arm
oh yeah that might have been a bit much
you could have been reading
the entire magazine
that could have been a bit much
I can almost guarantee
all of those words will be
in that magazine somewhere
so there is
we can probably confirm that it did work
in a roundabout kind of a way
that's what we forgot to mention the Chinese experiment
they were carrying a Chinese dictionary
under their armpits
oh my god he got it
he got it it is in this book
I'm just scanning through the entire magazine
now there's nothing here
there's no Spanish takeovers
what is the magazine out of interest
it's the New Zealand listener
so it's basically a TV guide
with a few articles
I tell you what though
I just turned the next page
and Putin
a Russian spy
story
there he is there
and I'll put up my picture here
oh my goodness
you drew
Putin
it is
they are almost identical
look at that likeness
that is
we should submit this evidence
to Paul Mooney and get him to verify
that you're a scientific experiment
and do you know what I can see in your
picture Rees
you've made a mistake because you saw a line
going down and you thought that can't
be a line through someone's head
not as a tie
but actually in Putin's head
you've just you've confused it
you got all the information
that line should be going through the head
not as a tie
yeah because it's two putans
wow well I've done it guys
we should encourage our listeners to try this experiment at home
particularly great lockdown experiment
right get somebody else in your house
to write something down a piece of paper
try out your pedicanesis
abilities some of you
out there may be incredibly
pedicanesis strong and
we'll be able to use you as an example
so please do let us know how that goes
yeah maybe don't use the whole magazine
I think that was where I went wrong there
I'll spend the whole week going through that
and just make sure those words are in there
but I think I definitely got the picture
I can't believe you did the whole
podcast with a magazine
wedged up your arm
that must have been incredibly uncomfortable
it's weird because as we're talking
away and going on with the podcast
I kept getting these ideas for words
and weird yeah
so I'm thinking now
it might be a good use for you
Buttons for the next podcast
if you put a couple of encyclopedia Britannicas
under your armpits
you might be quite intelligent
like I think this could be a way
of you sort of absorbing knowledge
that you clearly don't have
food for thought
I'll do anything to fix my knowledge
discrepancies
is that a word?
discrepancies
deficiencies
you need a
a thesaurus
a dictionary of the others
and maybe sit on an atlas
and we'll see how we go from there
okay
well that's all we got time for this week folks
thank you so much for listening
hopefully
we'll be back next week same time
same
same threesome
more interesting weirdness
let's keep it regular
don't forget what's our new phrase
like a bag of prunes
alright
see you guys next week
okay
bye everyone
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thanks for watching