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Episode Date: October 28, 2020Amy Coney Barrett becomes the newest member of the Supreme Court, Desi Lydic talks to undecided voters, and comedian Chelsea Handler discusses her stand-up special "Evolution." Learn more about your ...ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Anyway, coming up on tonight's show, America has a new top judge,
and Desiletic asks undecided voters what the hell their problem is.
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Ears Edition.
Let's kick things off with what's on everyone's mind right now.
The US presidential election is just one week away, one week people, and passions are running high.
In Florida, a man went on a backhoe blitz, stealing a bulldozer and adding his own
curb appeal to homes of Biden supporters.
James Blight drove around Haines City digging out Biden-Harris signs from front yards.
According to authorities, he'd been drinking whiskey all day and stole the bulldozer
from a nearby Arby's construction site.
This is truly such an amazing Florida story.
The only question now is whether this guy is going to end up in jail or the governor's
mansion.
But it also goes to show how everybody is too obsessed with politics right now.
I mean, this dude stole a bulldozer.
And his first thought was to drive over campaign signs, he could have done so
much more.
He could have moved people's cars to another parking spot, or stolen an ATM, or knocked
over a fire hydrant to watch the water spray out.
Guys, life is so much bigger than just politics.
Also, did this guy think that bulldozing those signs was going to make a difference in the
election? What was the logic here? Huh? It's not like the owners of those houses were going to walk outside like, oh no, my lawn sign
is God, how will I remember who to vote for now?
In fact, if I was one of the people he did this too, I wouldn't be mad.
I'd just buy more yard signs and put them in my backyard missed the other one. That's the deep end. I put two there. And look, I hate to blame video games for anything,
but maybe this wouldn't have happened if Grand Theft Auto would release a new game already.
It's been seven years, Rockstar, the people are hungry for it.
Meanwhile, President Trump, the Florida man in chief,
is holding coronavirus giveaways all across the Midwest.
And he clearly is getting tired of attacking Joe Biden because now he's putting effort
into getting Kamala Harris.
Biden's running mate.
How about her?
Kamala? on television with the laugh. Ha ha ha. She kept laughing. I said, is there something wrong with her too?
I said, is there something wrong with her?
She kept laughing and very, you know, serious questions.
She's considered America's by far most liberal senator.
She's more liberal than Crazy Bernie.
Can you believe it?
We're not gonna have a socialist president.
We're not going to have it. We're not going to put up with it.
It's not going to happen.
Especially a female socialist president?
Especially a female, what does that mean?
If we're going to have socialism, it better be a dude.
Because I don't want some chick giving me free health care.
What if she sticks a finger up my butt?
I love that a female socialist president is Trump's worst nightmare because now I can just picture
him waking up in a cold sweat and Melania just being like, oh no honey was
it the female socialist president again? I'm just kidding.
Melania and Trump don't share a bedroom. And by the way, who is Donald Trump
to say that anything about Kamala is weird? Rarely he's going to judge her laugh?
Like my man, you look like you were built by the same company who made the Tower of Pisa.
I'm shocked people don't pose in front of you as well.
But let's move on.
Because if anyone needed a reminder about what's at stake in an election, well, last night, you got it. Because last night, Republicans took full advantage of their their their to to full their to full to full to full to full to full to full to full their to full to full their to to their to their to to to their their to told told to to to to to told their their their. told. to told. told. told. told. to their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. true. tr. true. tr. true. tr. true. tr. tr. true. true. true. t. t. t. the t. took full advantage of their hold on the White House and the
Senate by officially sealing the deal on their replacement for the late Supreme Court Justice,
Ruth Beta Ginsburg.
From Judge to Justice Barrett.
I, Amy Coney Barrett, exactly one of the month after being nominated by President
Trump, Amy Coney Barrett now joins the nation's highest court, concluding one of the quickest and most controversial Supreme Court confirmations
in modern American history.
The late evening event punctuating the most partisan confirmation in more than 150 years.
All but one Senate Republican, Maine's Susan Collins voting in favor of Barrett.
Every Democrat voting against her.
President Trump relishing in the made-for-t-t-v. It is highly fitting that Justice Barrett fills the seat of a true pioneer for women.
It's Justice Ruth, Bader, Ginsburg.
Say what you want about the GOP, man.
But this shit, this was gangster.
They swapped out a Supreme Court seat in four weeks.
This whole process, this whole process in four weeks,
was like watching a chop shop strip down your car for parts.
Like, yo, I'll miss my Audi,
but you've got to admire their technique.
And I don't know about you.
But I was shocked to see the Senate move this quick.
I mean, normally they take months to do anything,
but here they moved so fast it was disorienting.
It was like when you call customer service and immediately speak to a human being.
This is Janet, how can I help you?
Ah, I wasn't ready.
I mean, they just hustled Amy Coney Barrett straight from the confirmation to a midnight
ceremony.
It should look like the basic cable version of Eyes Wide Shots.
And guys, you know that any time
you're doing a daytime event at night, something is wrong. Like, if you're digging a hole
during the day...
But if you're digging that same hole at night... And you gotta admit,
Trump's comment about Barrett being the perfect replacement of RBG is grade A trolling.
He knows what he's doing.
Because yes, RBG and Barrett are both women, but Barrett is going to dismantle all of RBG's good
work.
So this would be like if the Lakers replaced Lebron with Ben Carson.
Technically yes, they're swapping one black man for another, but good luck on making the
playoffs next season.
I'm going to take the shot as soon as I...
But while Republicans were celebrating, Senate Democrats had some ominous warnings for
their colleagues who had finally crossed the line.
Our Republican colleagues are shattering the norms and breaking the rules and breaking
their word and there will be consequences.
I think there are now new rules in the Senate and I think Republicans have set them.
The next time the American people give Democrats a
majority in this chamber, you will have forfeited the right to tell us how to
run that majority. If all of this rule-breaking is taking place, what does the
majority expect? What do they expect? They expect that they're going to be able to break
the rules with impunity and when the shoe maybe is on the other foot, nothing's
going to happen. Who? Democrats are not happy. This is the kind of warning you hear
at the beginning of a horror movie. You'll rue the day you burned me alive for
being a witch. And I don't blame the Democrats for being
so pissed. For them, it has been a constant four-year losing streak and every
now and again they get a win. At this point they basically the nix of politics,
but by the sounds of it, if Democrats take control of the Senate, the gloves
are coming off. Except for you, Mitch McConnell, your gloves need to stay on so people can eat. And these aren't just empty threats either. If
the polls can be trusted, Democrats actually have a very good chance of taking
control of the Senate and the presidency next year. So the question is, what are
they going to do for revenge? Well, according to Joe Biden, it's on. If elected, would you move to add to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to the their their their just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just to to to to their just just just juste juste just to to to to to to to Joe Biden, it's on.
If elected, would you move to add more justices to the Supreme Court?
If elected, what I will do is I'll put together a national commission of, bipartisan commission
of scholars, constitutional scholars, Democrats, Republicans, liberal, conservative,
and I will ask them to over 180 days come back to me with recommendations
as to how to reform the court system because it's getting out of whack the way in which is being handled.
And it's not about court packing, there's a number of other things that are
constitutional scholars have debated, and I'd look to see what recommendations
that commission might make have debated, and I'd look to see what recommendations that commission might make.
Really, Joe Biden?
Democrats could have threatened to do anything.
Expand the number of justices.
Make all the bathrooms in Congress gender fluid.
Get drunk and bulldoze the Supreme Court.
But instead, they're like, you just wait, Mitch,
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commission all up your ass.
Rest in peace, Ruth, we got you.
I mean, a six-month commission?
I don't know that you could filibuster yourself.
Read the room, Joe.
When everyone's like, we're going to the club to shut shit down, beep, bam, bee.
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Who's ever heard of Scrabble?
Look, here's the thing.
The other day, Mitch McConnell had a simple response to everyone who was concerned about how he
got Barrett onto the Supreme Court.
You know what he said?
He said,
You can't win them all, and elections have consequences.
And you know what?
He's right. And there's another
election coming up in a week and that's also going to have consequences too.
But elections are only the beginning of the story. Republicans didn't take
over the court just because they felt like it. They did it because the
people who elected them made it clear that it was a priority. So whatever
your priority is for the Supreme Court going forward, you better vote next week.
And then let the people you put in office know what you expect from them.
All right, when we come back, Desilightic gets real with undecided voters.
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This is 60 Minutes.
It's a kind of a magazine for television.
Very few have been given access to the treasures in our archives.
You're rolling?
But that's all about to change.
Like, none of this stuff gets looked at.
That's what's incredible.
I'm Seth Done of CBS News.
Listen to 60 Minutes a second look on Apple podcasts starting September 17. Welcome back to the Daily Social Distancing Show.
With the election already underway, polls show that fewer than 5% of voters are still undecided.
But why is that even that high? Well, Desiletic finds out.
Every election season, we hear about that rarest, most mysterious of demographics.
The undecided voter.
Those few voters who may still be on the fence.
People who matter more than anyone else in this election.
These voters are very important to harness in for either the Biden or Trump campaigns.
The undecided 30% of voters usually decide elections,
and that's why politicians spend a lot of time trying to persuade them.
But how could anyone be undecided choosing between these guys?
This close to the election, all of you are still undecided voters.
Yes.
Regrettably, yes.
Completely undecided.
I don't know if I am or not, so I don't know.
So when do you think you're going to decide if you're undecided?
You know, I don't know what I want to do?
So I think I'm waiting.
I feel like I'm stuck behind those people who try every single flavor at Baskin-Robbins,
and each of them have their own brand of indecision.
There's Biden curious, Republicans.
I voted straight-ticket Republican until the party was pretty much taken over by Donald
Trump, but I'm pro-life.
So I voted for Trump in 2016, but I don't know that our country can survive another four years
of what feels like pure turmoil.
There are also Democrats who are hiding from Biden.
Something that, you know, I've seen with the Democratic Party is how they, you know,
would take the African-American on a black vote for granted.
And the Independent, who's pissed off with everybody.
What each candidate is offering is lip service.
The fact that someone can go bankrupt
because of an emergency I think is embarrassing.
And I think that we lack maternity care for uninsured women.
Stephen, stop flirting with me.
I'm married, okay? Don't get any ideas.
All right, sorry. Go on. Okay. Maybe picking a president is too big of a decision. How
about we start with something smaller? All right, Coke or Pepsi? Coke.
Pepsi. Coke. Chicken or fish? Chicken? Fish? Fish. Chicken. Fish. Fish. Fish? Chicken. Fish.
Fish.
Fish.
Fish.
Great.
I'm vegan.
All right, shut the fuck up, Seveen.
So they can make decisions.
Then what's so hard about this one?
Will election forecaster Rachel Bitticoffer has a provocative theory on whether the
undecided are even real?
In the world of political science, like we don't have all this mystery this the undecided are even real. In the world of political science,
like we don't have all this mystery about undecided voters.
Like if I was to talk to a grip of undecided voters,
like the first thing I would ask them
is do you lean to the Democrats or Republicans?
And then if they told me that they did, nine out of ten times, I can tell you who they're going to vote for. Sounds like a simple idea, but it made Rachel's forecast for the 2018 midterm elections
one of the most accurate, thanks to a key theory.
Winning elections isn't about persuading the undecided.
It's about motivating your team to show up, and the biggest motivator is how much you
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the opposition party. It's like when I kept voting for Dancing with the Stars
just to get Sean Spicer on. That's exactly right. That's negative
partisanship. I don't even like dancing with the stars. When it comes to voting
off D-list celebrities, I'm more of a mass singer kind of girl. So if negative partisanship decides every
election, why is anyone still pretending to be undecided? There's some
sexiness to being undecided, right? I mean, especially these presidential
elections, like, you know, you've got, if you're in a swing state,
you get all these stump reporters wandering around and you know
who's undecided?
Who's undecided?
Are you undecided?
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Like, they're basically Rachel dolezoling indecision.
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Trump and Joe Biden.
Right, they're fake as fakes, fake as fuck.
I'm gonna tell him to their face.
Come on to you guys.
You're not actually undecided.
You're just telling me that you're undecided
to keep me on my toes for suspense.
Well, guess what? It's not working.
Let's just go around.
Which way are you leaning? Biden.
Biden.
Biden.
Joe Biden.
I'm leading towards Trump.
Ah!
Okay.
Fine.
So, you're not undecided.
You do know who you're voting for.
Can we still be friends?
Let me think about it.
I'm a little undecided.
So Rachel is right. Most of these undecideds were just faking it for attention.
But I still had to ask her about the only thing that really matters this election.
I want to know who's going to win.
But don't tell me if it's bad news.
And if it's good news, don't say anything.
Okay.
It is good news. I'm undecided about it, you know?
What?
Don't fuck with me!
Political science has a term for that.
Fake is f-hawk.
Thank you so much, Desi.
All right, when we come back, I'll talk to the hilarious Chelsea Handler.
You don't want to miss it.
When 60 Minutes premiered in September 1968, there was nothing like it.
This is 60 Minutes.
It's a kind of a magazine for television.
Very few have been given access to the treasures in our archives.
But that's all about to change. Like none of this stuff gets looked at. That's what's incredible.
I'm Seth Done of CBS News. Listen to 60 Minutes a second look on Apple podcasts starting September 17.
Welcome back to the Daily Social Distancing Show. Earlier today, I spoke with best-selling author and comedian Chelsea Handler.
We talked about her new stand-up special, the upcoming election, and so much more.
Chelsea Handler, welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show.
Hi Trevor, how are you?
I'm doing fantastic, thank you very much.
How are you doing?
I feel like you have been on quite a journey over the last few years. I know we spoke about some of the things you experienced in your book,
but your new stand-up special is out
and it has been six years since you were lost on the stage.
So how are you and why now?
I feel like I wanted to bring some relief,
you know, to this time that we're all stuck in,
between the pandemic and this administration, I really felt compelled
to like figure out a way to shoot this stand-up special during COVID and going home to New Jersey
just seemed kind of apropos of everything in the special I'm talking about. And it was just for me a big
reminder of humanity and the fact that we're all kind of struggling together and not to forget that
and to remind people like, hey, there is laughter in pain and you know, all of that good stuff.
So it was meaningful to me to shoot it during COVID and to, you know, and to run the show during
COVID and practice the sets and all of that stuff and to give and to bring everybody
together for a night for many people who had not been out
since COVID started.
So.
I've always loved how you put your specials together, you know, whether it's traveling to
Africa and then coming back with a different perspective on life or doing all the drugs in the world
and then doing a special about that experience.
Jobs are always a theme in all of my specials and all of my work. But the why of this was really interesting to me,
because it has been six years since you were lost on the stage
doing a show like this, and I wanted to know why.
I'm always intrigued by why someone comes back when they come back.
I didn't really feel like I had anything to say in the stand-up medium.
I think I was just exhausted by doing all of my shows and my books and my touring that I didn't feel like I was making a contribution. You know, and when I
took a step back after leaving my Netflix show a few years ago and really sat
and thought and thoublap and went to therapy and thought about my privilege
and thought about the I really going to do?
What am I here to say and who am I here to be an ally to?
All of those things started to, you know,
marinate in a different way for me.
And I stopped spinning eight plates at the same time and was able to focus on one thing,
you know, whether it be my book or my documentary or this special evolution, the integrity changes when you are focusing on one thing.
So the more, the deeper I can get, the better off, you know,
and the more I can impart and hopefully help and toucest people, you know,
in ways I had him before.
What I love about the special is how you talk about therapy.
What are some of the biggest things you learned about yourself in therapy that have now changed how Chelsea Handler approaches the world?
Well, first of all, I got the gift of self-awareness,
which is, you know, invaluable to find out that I've been behaving like a bitch
for so many years without even thinking about it.
I was like, oh, I'm just hereto hear it from me, or is interested in hearing
it from me.
So it was a big, it was very revelatory A, to find that out about myself, to find out that
I had, you know, delayed grief about something that happened as a little girl and that I had
trauma that, you know, moving to LA, you live in this world where everyone wants to talk about trauma and triggers and manifestation and
kale and eventually you fall into and you end up at a silent retreat, you know, sipping
kale juice with explosive diarrhea going, how did I get here too? But it's true, you know, it helps
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loud right right and you have to admit all of your shortcomings you know you have
to admit your impatience the fact that you know I can't even
stand in the booksellers at the airport because the slowness of the transaction
annoys me.
It's too slow.
You know, I mean, going over all of these things with a therapist
and they're like, so what do you think I have, ADD?
And they're like, no, it's a little bit more serious than that.
In my case, it was, it was like a light bulb. Once that went off, and I realized he was telling me the truth,
and I realized I did lack empathy, I was like, oh, okay,
okay, I'm here to stay, give me the information and, you know,
go back, and then once I realized, you know,
everything's funny, you know, if you're a comedian,
everything's funny, whatever your specialty is. And so I was really excited to share this with everybody and just kind of
really show myself in a way that I hadn't been seen before either.
It was, and it wasn't scary. It was like, it was new and exciting.
Yeah, it also felt a lot more vulnerable than we used to.
I mean, it's a special way you talk about death in your family,
about your father dealing with your brother's passing.
You talk about the pain that you experienced.
You share a lot in a way that is very vulnerable
and it feels very different for us to see with you.
Even you talking about not drinking as much,
you know, which is very funny,
but also really honest in the way that you were telling the story.
Did you enjoy being that vulnerable? Because I mean, like as a comedian, you always have the shield, you know, but it felt like
you had a few cracks in the shield and you allowed people to peer in further than they
have before.
Was that a little frightening for you?
Uh, you know, it was hard, you know, as a comedian, it's hard to be on stage and
to hear laughter. So when I showed that show that show, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th, the show, th, th, th, the show, th, the show, th, th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, tho, that, their, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. And, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thr, thr. And, thr. And, thr. And, thrown. And, thrown. And, thrown. And, thrown. And, throwne. And, thr. And, tho, tho, th, you know, the special, when I showed it to my agents and I said, hey, I think I have a special ready,
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And I'm like, I can't, I'm allergic to not having that,
you know, that instant gratification.
Right.
That comedians, that's what's what makes Chappelle so genius. And he doesn't feel the need to go after for the laughs.
He's provoking your thoughts.
And so it's really hard.
I mean, it was hard for me in that sense
to really stick to the moment and let the moment breathe
when I do talk about my brother, because I know, it is emotional.
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the other stuff is like, oh, that's old me.
You know, there's like a new thing happening.
So, it's fun to share it with people, but it's definitely no.
I like to walk through challenges.
I love take anything seriously,
you've always been really engaged in politics.
One of the more interesting political discussions you've gotten into recently was between yourself and
the teaunt that the most interesting relationship over the past few years and
the latest update that I've seen is 50 cents said he will be voting for Trump because despite him not doing well with black people or not being great for black
people, 50 doesn't want to pay as many taxes. You then stepped in and said
I'll pay your taxes if you if you vote for Joe Biden and then you said and
maybe I'll even have sex with you. I mean you alluded to it and then 50 came
back and responded and said all right I'm voting for Biden. I mean, this seems like allyship on the next level
is what you've done here, Chelsea Handler.
Well, first, let me say something.
I spoke to 50 cent last night on the telephone,
and I'm going to tell you all about it.
But first, I want to apologize for having to say,
I was reminding him that he was a black man. That's inappropriate and I think as an ally, I need to set an example by always apologizing
when I make a misstep and that was a misstep.
I'm a white woman saying that's a black man, that's not cool.
So I apologize to everyone who was offended by that.
I will say that if any of my ex-boyfriends come out in support of a white supremacist
president that we have, I am going to call them out on it. So he and I did have a conversation last night on the phone for about, I don't know,
25 minutes, 30 minutes.
I just wanted to make sure, I wanted to talk to him about what he tweeted
and to see if he was serious, because sometimes he tweets things that aren't serious, as do I.
And he's not. He's supporting Biden. So, you know, he was just kind of pissed about the taxes,
and we were joking about that, but I, you know,
we talked about, like taxes are, you know,
when you make a lot of money, you have a bigger responsibility.
That's what society is.
And plaid away, if you want to evade your taxes,
Republicans have a whole handbook about in to do just that. So it was a very healthy conversation. I did get the impression that he did ask me
about taking a little spin, as I paraphrased it.
I said I would be interested in taking another spin
because you can't legally pay somebody to vote for someone.
So I'll have, I am open to figuring out another form of payment for him, but he's already a Biden supporter,
so I don't really even have to do that, go down that road.
Well, I can safely say that if more politics
was engaged with in the way that you have engaged with it,
politics would not only be a lot healthier,
but a lot more interesting.
Chelsea, thank you so much for joining me on the show.
Congratulations on your new special
and also, I think your new place in life.
It's wonderful to see you.
Oh, thanks, Trevor.
It's always great to see you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, Chelsea.
Don't forget, Chelsea Handler, remember, we are partnering with World Central Kitchen for their new Chefs for the Poles program.
And what they're doing is really cool.
They're getting local food trucks, restaurants, and caterers owned and operated primarily
by people of color to serve food to people who are waiting in line to vote, especially
in communities where the voting lines are historically longer. Until tomorrow, stay safe out there, wear a mask, and remember,
don't tear out your neighbor's yard signs.
Just take a pen and explain your opposing views on the other side.
Let's have a conversation, people.
Then we can fight.
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