The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - Anna Kendrick Is an Audience Member's Hall Pass
Episode Date: September 19, 2018In a surprise appearance on Between the Scenes, Anna Kendrick takes issue with the studio's chilly temperature and discovers that she's on an audience member's hall pass list. Learn more about your a...d-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance,
it's probably second.
I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out
on Thursday?
I mean, talk about innovative.
Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. to be rude, but it's not a, like it's, it's not like a, I'm just, I just talk to the audience.
Yeah, I can talk to the audience. You think the audience doesn't want to talk to me?
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No, it's just like between the scenes, it's just like a random, I've never been known.
That's great, no, I'm in a hoodie because you know, the studio is freezing and the ladies
have to wear the cute dresses and I wanted to finally be comfortable in a studio
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Babies, we're excited.
I see you in the halter talk.
I see you if she's uncomfortable.
I feel like you've taken my between the scenes and turned it against me.
There's like an intimate moment I share with, and you guys just turned on me as well.
We were hanging out and now you just flipped it on me.
So what do you want to do?
Did you say so, did you say so give us sweaters?
How did this?
I didn't take their sweaters away.
Why is the mob cheering for sweaters now?
There's no no sweaters rule in this...
You are, you guys are next level.
Give us sweaters, Trevor!
This is how Arab Springs start.
This is like, we want the sweaters.
No, yeah, I genuinely thank you for enjoying between the scenes, but I, like I don't know if there's anything you can do.
Am I the first guest to come on the between the scenes?
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This is like a very weird...
Honestly, I put on a hoodie and I felt really, really confident.
So you were just like, I'm just gonna come, I don't know what to do right now.
I don't, because when I, between the scenes, I'm just like... Well, let's take questions from the audience. You know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, that's, you, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. th. th. th. th. This, th. th. th. th. This, th. This, th. I'm, th. what I do. Hey, hey, hey, gray girl.
Yeah.
So first of all, not to make it weird, but you're on my boyfriend's list.
How's it?
How you doing?
You're doing good?
You haven't put a ring on it yet?
What's going on?
No, not yet?
Okay. Cool. Cool, cool.
Am I on your list?
Okay, great. It's good to know I've got options.
Thank you.
Wait, can you back? What do you mean on your list? Like how?
Oh, what do you mean? What do you mean?
He's so cute.
You know your list?
No.
Like somebody that you favorite actresses?
They like somebody that you can sleep with,
with like, you get like a hall pass for like five people.
It's like five people?
Five people you can sleep with?
Yeah.
If you run into them and the moment is right.
Wait.
You just go like, there five people you can and then you were like she's on your list.
But like so you thought you can I don't understand how this works.
No I mean like does the list so do you know about do you know who's like do you know that you're on lists or do you how does that work?
People have made me aware that I'm on lists.
But they don't consult you at all.
I don't have to sleep with him, Trevor.
No, that's what I'm saying.
It's a bit weird.
She's like, just so you know, you're on his list?
Like, it's, like, it's, okay.
Wow.
She's trying to wing man her own boyfriend and I respect it.
Wow, okay.
You know what I feel like the list is a lot more like fun when the person is not real like like because right now it's like
the list is real now. Isn't it supposed to be like someone you'd never meet?
And now you're like they're like like you're smiling a lot.
Wow okay who's on your list then? Um, the top of my list is probably huge.
Ugh, that guy's an asshole.
No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I literally say that because he's one of the nicest people in Hollywood.
That's why I can make that joke.
He's too nice and he's like Australian nice, which makes it even worse.
He's like super super super super and says, oh yeah, and I should say you again, oh yeah.
So who else?
to say you on your list?
Um, they-ohy?
Okay, Hugh Jackman, Bon don't you sympathy list me?
Don't sympathy list.
I don't want to, like, thought out lists.
Hugh Jackman Bonjovey, anyone else?
Matthew McConaughey.
Well, it's funny you say that because...
No, he's not here.
You guys thought I was going to bring out Matthew McCona Hay, and he was just going to
walk up to you and be like, all right, all right, all right.
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