The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - How Democrats Can Avoid a Primary S**tshow
Episode Date: February 2, 2019Looking ahead to the 2020 primaries, Trevor explains why Democrats would be better off avoiding an overcrowded field of candidates. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwor...k.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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that they don't have the same shit show
that the Republicans had, where you've got 18 people.
Because honestly, and I honestly believe,
one of the biggest factors of Donald Trump becoming president
was that there were 17 people on stage with him,
which meant you only had enough time to get soundbites from everyone and Trump is the king of soundbites. You want to break down policy, Trump doesn't know how to do that,
but a soundbite he's the king. So when you go what are you going to do? what are
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And that's why he did well, one of the reasons in my opinion that he did really well,
because when it got down to like only three candidates,
then people were like, wow, this guy doesn't know anything, but it was too late.
And so with the Democrats, I do think they've got to be careful of not having a world where they spend so much time fighting each other unrealistically that by the time it comes to like the primaries there's no
passion people have like you know there's so much in fighting the so I've
never understood that about America I won't lie the things that your
politicians say about each other on the way to the race and then all
of a sudden like change at like for instance Bernie and an like the to. Because I've never been in America for a presidential candidate like race.
I've watched, I've watched primaries from another country but when you're here you see the nitsy gritty.
And you had like Bernie the whole time he's like you can't vote for Hillary.
She's in with the big banks.
She's bought by major corporations.
Don't vote for Hillary.
And then he lost and then after he came he's like we got a vote for Hillary and I'm like but what about the big banks are the big banks are the
big banks not a thing anymore Bernie and I get that all of them I mean Republicans
that was all the Trump they're like he's an imbecile we can't vote
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you don't believe someone's fit to be president, they don't become fit
because they beat you. Do you know what I mean? They're unfit.
It's as simple as that. So So, Democrats need to figure out, get into a room with each other and be like, all right,
who's really running, who's not running, who's like, you're gonna come out with 40 people,
it's gonna be shit, because Trump has his thing on lock.
He's rolling with these people, his people have accepted him, right?
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coming out every Thursday. We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls.
What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but
how many of them come out on Thursday. Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart
wherever you get your podcast. This has been a Comedy Central podcast.
This has been a Comedy Central podcast. Hey everybody John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show coming out every Thursday.
We're going to be talking about the election earnings calls.
What are they talking about on these earnings calls?
We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches.
I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday?
Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.