The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - Immigrants Are Choosing Canada Over the U.S.

Episode Date: May 26, 2018

More and more immigrants are rejecting the U.S. for Canada, and hunky Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is just rubbing it in. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee ...omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:31 you get your podcast. That's something many Americans don't realize is a great indicator of a successful country is that people want to come here. All right. And America's like we don't want these immigrants. Yeah, but immigrants come because you're a great country. And once immigrants are like, yeah, we don't want to go there, then you got to look at yourself and be like, you don't, you don't want to, you don't want to, you don't want to, you don't want to, we're just try and we're trying, we, we, we, we just, we just, we're just, we're just, we're just, we're just, we're just, we're just, we're just, we're just, to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, you. We're just, you're just, we're just, we're just, we're just, we're just, th. We're just, we're just, we're just, we're just, we're just, we're, we're, wetrying to get, yeah, I'm just my friend, I'm really. And Trudeau just makes it so much more, he's so nice, nice face. He just like rubs it in America's face. He's like, you know, he makes it worse. It's like you're living next door.
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