The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - Joe Biden Roasts Donald Trump
Episode Date: June 23, 2019As President Trump and Joe Biden sling insults at each other, Trevor explains how the 2020 presidential candidates could reach swing voters by staying focused on policies. Learn more about your ad-...choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I'll be honest with you. It's entertaining to watch Joe Biden roast Trump, but I don't
know if it's the right approach.
For two reasons, one, that's Trump's game, through and through.
Like you might be able to do that for one speech.
Trump has literally done that his entire presidency.
Do you know what I mean?
That's all he knows. In fact, I think Trump would prefer it if the race stays in a world of just roasting people and making jokes and being disparaging
Because then you never have to get into policy
You never have it have to get into ideas
You never have to get into the details of how you're going to run the country
Trump loves that shit
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He's like, yeah, I mean, he can have his little childish insults, but I don't do that.
And it like deflates everything, because it's like, you remember, like, like, like, pushing another one and another kid just walked away and was like no then
the kid pushing looked like an asshole you're like no you should stop but if
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And he was like, you know what, screw it?
Donald Trump has a small dick.
And then the media was like,
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And then people like, that's just Trump being Trump.
That's what he does. Says it like it is.
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They've shown that people are,
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You know, they don't want to be crippled by student debts.
They do want job security.
They do want to, like, they want a lot of the policies.
So if you tell them about the policies, they're intrigued.
They're like, wait, wait.
Wait.
Wait, tell me more? But then if you just go like,
Trump's a bad guy, they're like, oh, whatever.
And then Trump gets to do his thing.
That's who I am.
Doing my sleepy Joe.
Mentally slows down.
And he's not wrong.
Everyone slows down, except him.
Like if we look at ourselves from three years ago, we're all slower than we were then and Trump is the only one who's still like
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You're like, Jesus, where do you get the energy?
He's just never stops, but if you get him in policy, I promise you now just be like, hey, man, let's talk about the economy, talk about actual policy, then he'd be like, I'm so sleepy. The Daily Show with Covernoa, Ears Edition.
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