The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - Motel Don

Episode Date: March 12, 2018

Trevor imagines what it would be like if Melania Trump got the White House in a divorce. Listen to Trevor interact with the audience when The Daily Show cuts to commercial. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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wherever you get your podcast. I was thinking, I think it would be amazing if in some world Melania divorces Trump because of the porn star and then gets the White House in the divorce. No, because in my head I was like I was just playing it all out. I would be like it would be the most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most. the most. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the White House in the divorce. No, because in my head I was like, I was just playing it all out. I would be like it would be the most amazing thing ever. Like, I could see the movie in my head now. You know, like she has the White House. He's at a motel six. Like, he's just walking around without pants the whole day.

And then, like, the Minister like drives to the White House and then when they get there they're like we have to do the president Melania's on the lawn she's like he doesn't live here anymore he doesn't live here no more he knows what he did you can find him at the motel he's like what I mean the motel they like drive to the hotel and there's like one of those like th Florida th Florida th Florida the Florida the the the th Florida the the the th so the the th so the the thors thors th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho's like tho. thi the. the's like tho. He's like he doesn't is like he doesn't is like he doesn't is like he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he he he he he he he's he he doesn't he he doesn't he he doesn't he he doesn't he he he he he he he he he he he he he he doesn't he doesn't he he doesn't he he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he he doesn't he he he he he he he doesn't he This is chaos people, kids playing outside, someone fixing a car, you know, Donald Trump's up, you know, in the Prime Minister Giz, I was like, are we at the right place? He's like, yeah, he lives in 16b, that's where he is. 16b, and Donald Trump comes out, come on in! Welcome to it, this is my new home.

He was like telling the Prime Minister, so we're going to be sharing a room. Your bed is this one. By the way, you speak Spanish, right, Mr. President, yeah, you do? I need to talk to my neighbor, Felipe. He's always playing music. Philippe, come meet the president of Mexico. Tell him I don't like his loud music, please. I am a president. You cannot ask me to translate for you. Are you saying he don't speak Spanish? No, I do. So then tell him what I said. The Daily Show with Cover Noa, Ears Edition. Watch the Daily Show Weekn, at 11, 10 Central on Comedy Central and the Comedy Central app. Watch full episodes and videos at the Daily Show. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, and subscribe to the Daily Show on YouTube for exclusive content and more.

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