The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - Trevor Attempts to Bring Back a South African Souvenir
Episode Date: January 7, 2019When Trevor's plan to bring his delicious stash of South African jerky back to the U.S. is thwarted by customs, he scrambles to find a way to keep it. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://ww...w.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Yes, sir.
Did I bring any souvenirs back from South Africa?
I did.
I brought back what we call Biltong, which is basically our version.
I'm getting to that.
So, which is our version of jerky.
All right.
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and then it's like a giant sign at customs that says no meat products coming into the US, right?
But now there's like the gap from baggage to customs.
And this stuff is delicious.
So then I take it out. Then I'm like,'m like I'm gonna have to throw it away
then I'm like I can't throw it away it's billtog so then I just start eating this
stuff. But I don't even realize how like shady I look because I'm just like what
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And then when I'm done, I like go up to the guy,
and then the guy's like, hey, you, over here.
Then I was like, what?
Then he's like, what do you mean what?
What are you doing at the trash can?
Then I'm like, what do you, I Show with Cremonoa, Ears Edition.
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