The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - Trevor Stands in for Jay-Z's Security Guards
Episode Date: June 3, 2019Trevor recalls how he rescued Jay-Z from a crowd of people at the NAACP Image Awards. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...nformation.
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The NWACP Image Awards were like super amazing this weekend.
Some of the most fun I've ever had.
JZ and Biance attended, which is always like a, like it's anywhere they go.
It's like, I've seen presidents that have less security than them.
Like, literally, like they arrived and it was like royalty.
And it's a room like full of like movie stars and TV actors and musicians.
And Jay-Z and Biance come and everyone was like, shh!
And they're going, like, they sit in the front row and we're like all behind them and everyone's like looking over and you can see and like everyone in the back is almost like breathing the
same air breathing the same air was this was honestly maybe one of my
favorite moments in life that I will I will cherish until I die so at the end of the
awards so JZ was the recipient of the President's Award for all the work that he's done with criminal justice reform, right?
He's done an amazing job fighting to reform, you know, mass incarceration in America.
And Beyonce is up for the final award, which is entertainer of the year.
So she's, she might go up and then receive her award.
And so like there's going to be a whole thing, like when she goes, is is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is she is she is she is she's, is she's, is she's, is she's, is she's, is she's, is she's, is she's, is she's, is she's the the there's going to be a whole thing like when she goes is she gonna leave is Jay-Z gonna stay so she wins right she's
Beyonce she wins so she goes up and she receives her award and then she leaves
backstage but Jay-Z is sitting in the front row and his security but he's
security I guess didn't realize that the show as-a-drau-it their s' the show that's the show that thr-and th. tho th and tho th and tho th th tho th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they. they. theya's theya' theya' they's theyr-s. they's they's their their their their their their the theater where we had and we're in the middle of the theater and then Anthony Anderson comes out and he's like all right good night everybody that's
your show goodbye and that was it so everyone just stands up and everyone's
like they just bum rush the stage and then everyone just rushes to Jay-Z
because they're like it's Jaytraffic is traffic all right so I'm like I
want to leave so I see Jay-Z and now Jay-Z is getting mobbed and so like he wants
to push his way out and the bodyguards want to push the way but like you're jammed because everyone's leaving that way and theyze they try you can't push the the the the the the the the the the the try try try try try try try try's the try's to to push the the the the to push the the the to push to push to to the the the to to their they's to to to to to to to to to to they's I's I'm to to their they's I's I's I's I's I's to they's they's they's they's so so I I I I I I's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's try's try's try's I's I's I's I try's I try's I'm try's I'm try's I'm try z I'm try z I'm try z so so so so I'm try z I'm try z I's I try just keeps his arms by his side. So I run up to him and then I'm like, Jay, and he turns and his eyes light, and he's like,
oh Trevor, what's up? And I was like, oh, he remembers me, thank God. And so I was like, oh, he's, like, oh, are you okay? He's like, oh, my body, he's like, oh, he. And then I was just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just. He's. He's. He's like, just. He's like, just. He's like, he. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. And, he. He. He. He's like, he. He's like, he. And, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, oh, he's like, oh why I grab the back of his jacket and I push him through the crowd and I put my head down behind him and
people like trying to come and I just started going I was like we got to move
people we got to move people we got to move people we got to keep we
got to keep moving to sorry moving sorry Jay we got to keep
moving Jay we gotta keep and I literally push him through the crowd and we like
barrel through and then we get to the other side and the bodyguards are there
and then they start like clearing the back people are trying to come from the back and I'm like no we're gonna keep it we're moving we to keep we to keep we to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to the the the to the the the to to to the to to to to to to to to the to to the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the try try try try try try try try. try. try. try. try. try. try that Trevor Noah behind Jay, no, so I'm just like
there behind him. We've got to move Jay, we've got to move, we've got to move, we've got
to move, we've got to move, we've got to get him out of here, because the guy's gonna
get him off so he's pushing. And then the security guard is the most amazing thing. And I guess they were two, one, one, the, they, they, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, we, we, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're to, we're going, we've got to to go go go to to go to go to go to to go, we've got to move, we've got to, we've got to, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, And so then, like there's a panic and the one turns, and then he sees that I'm like pushing
Jay-Z and this guy just, he came up, he was going to break me.
It was like slow motion, he like turned and he comes and I'm like, no, J-Z-I'm like, and I'm like, uh, I'm sorry.
And he comes, and then as he grabs, Jay-Ze's like, no man, he's doing a great job, man,
let's go.
And the bodyguard goes, and then I just carried on rolling with Jayz, he's just like pushing
him, walking ahead and it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no pictures, no.
And I was just, I was like, Jazy's security the whole way through, and then we went into like a secret exit where they leave out of like Beyonce. There's like, I feel like they built a basement for them.
Because that's not how I came in.
We came in on the street.
And then I was like, where are we?
And we just keep moving, just keep moving.
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Hey everybody, John Stewart here.
I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show, coming out every Thursday.
We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls.
What are they talking about on these earnings calls?
We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches.
I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday?
Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart wherever you get your podcast.