The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Between the Scenes - Trevor vs. Red Eye Flights
Episode Date: September 22, 2021Trevor sounds off about his hatred for late-night "red eye" flights, which force travelers to endure an onslaught of stench from hundreds of sleepy passengers. Learn more about your ad-choices at htt...ps://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Very few have been given access to the treasures in our archives.
But that's all about to change.
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podcasts starting September 17th. You could barely tell how much losing was eating
them from up... Ah, sorry guys, give me a second.
It's all good. It's not good.
It's not good.
It's not good.
You have to pretend it's good.
I can still smell the aeroplane from this morning.
Do you know what that's like?
You know who I have the most respect for?
Is the people who take off their shoes, like,
I respect the most. They just like shoes off immediately and then it's just like a symphony of smells. That's when shit gets real and
then the worst thing about red eyes is like because normally during the day
like there'll be like a person who farts maybe on a flight but then with
red eyes it's just like yeah let's do it. It's like that do you guys remember that wa was like a Disney thing where like the frogs were like w from like w fro fro fro fro fro fro fro fro fro from from from the f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f from do do that's like do that's like do that's like do that's like do that's like do that's like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like do is like that do is like that do that do that do the that do the that is like the that is like the like that is like a that is like a that is like a that is like a that is like a that is like a that is like a that is like a that is like do you that is like the the the th is likething? Where like the frogs will, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, whop, that's it.
And now you've got your mask, so if the smell gets in the mask, it's like now, there's no escaping.
This is like inside your face
and it's humid.
Because you realize when you fly on a red eye, you basically had like a sleepover with like
200 strangers. Do you know how weird that shit is? Like in my life I'm not usually just waking
up with 200 random people. Then everyone in the morning, everyone at their crusty ass eyes,
we're all waking up together on the plane.
And then you're not just waking up with 200 strangers,
you're waking up with 200 strangers
where everyone is like giving you shit.
Like you're not even, it's not even like,
it's not even like they're like, guys, time to wait, it's like, they........ shit back where you found it. We land in now.
It's like six in the morning. I flew overnight. The least you could just like gently like wake me up. You know what I mean? No. Yeah, we're landing now. Yeah, unplug your shit.
We're running out of power when we land. We've got to unplug your shit now.
Everyone is dazed. Everyone smells like shit.
Because like 200 people, nobody showered. We all just woke up.
So yeah, sorry. I'm a little out of sorts, is what I'm saying.
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When 60 Minutes premiered in September 1968, there was nothing like it.
This is 60 Minutes. It's a kind of a magazine for television.
Very few have been given access to the treasures in our archives.
But that's all about to change.
Like none of this stuff gets looked at. That's what's incredible.
I'm Seth Done of CBS News.
Listen to 60 Minutes, a second look, starting September 17, wherever you get your podcasts.