The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Boneless vs. Bone-in Chicken Wings | Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson
Episode Date: April 23, 2023“I think for me, the boneless wing, I've never had it where it was underdone. I like that they're just little chicken nuggets. I think they're cute.” - Dulcé Sloan “Real men keep that bone in."... - Josh Johnson It’s boneless vs. bone-in chicken wings this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson. Hold Up is a podcast from The Daily Show. Listen to new episodes every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts, or watch at YouTube.com/TheDaily Show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's Dul Say Sloan, correspondent for the Daily Show.
You're about to hear an episode of one of our original Daily Show podcast, Hold Up, hosted by me and daily show writer Josh Johnson.
It's where we take our office banter until the weekly war of words about topics big and small.
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Have you never seen a whole chicken? I don't like to look at naked chickens They are very naked? All right. There's something about...
I really don't even like seeing a chicken get cooked because it looks too...
That's the type of chicken that will make me a vegan.
Because yes, it looks like people and it looks so naked when it's about to get cooked
that I'm like, this is a sin. Hey everybody, welcome to Hold Up.
The big show about Little Things.
It's where your two co-hosts, me, Josh Johnson, writer for the Daily Show, joined by
Me, Justice Sloan.
Today's episode is going to take us to a place that y'all may have never heard us get.
You know, you've heard us go back and forth.
You know our dynamic, but I don't think you really ready for what's going to happen today.
Because today some lines were crossed.
All right? Who are you?
Who you?
Oh, God?
You?
You, I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything! You act like I can't hear you like you don't have a mic and I have headphones.
I can hear you where you go, oh, good, under your breath, you know?
You try to do it over my breath.
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Today's episode is about wings.
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Where we break apart there's a schism between their their two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two their two two two two two two two two their two two two two two two two two two their their differ where we divide, where we break apart.
There's a schism between your two favorites.
And the schism is boneless versus bone in.
And I want the people to take a moment to not only guess who picked what, but decide
for themselves what they want to do.
Now the person who gave us this was a they want to do.
Now the person who gave us this was a comment from the YouTube's
Libra Girl suggested this and when I heard it I was like,
oh this is a fun thing and Josh suited up ready for war.
You would think that bone thugs and harmony was playing in the background.
Just world war, just all of creeping on the come up and East 99
playing in the background. He is not happy with me because
Play the music! Who guessed what? Josh Johnson, since you are so amped up and ready to go.
Head to head, to toe, naval to naval.
Get everybody forgets that part.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, tell the people. What did you pick? I'm bone in.
All right? Poyo with us. I'm bone in all day all the way because why are youtalking so hard you're I talking so
hard you acting like I can't sir alright alright alright all right I'm acting
okay you know when it was like wait you mm mm mm mm mm mm mm this is the
most aggressive I've ever seen you get about a top yeah because I like juicy
flavors okay I think that you should you should you have to you should have to put in a little work to
get your deliciousness.
I don't like the audacity of the boneless wing.
You have to do work to take bones out of something.
Yeah, yeah, but that's not the work.
I don't you, you show up to get these boneless wings, okay?
And when you show up and you get the boneless wings,
you act like that's natural, okay?
It's not, it's not right.
I don't understand why you're so upset.
It's just a chicken nugget.
Do you hate chicken nuggets?
Do you hate chicken nuggets?
I'm not a huge fan of chicken nuggets?
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No, no, no.
Why don't you like the chicken nugs?
It's too processed.
It's like, it's just, I don't know.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Yeah.
When you go to the Chinese food restaurants that don't have commercials? Okay. Do you enjoy a sesame chicken?
A general sal chicken?
I used to eat a general sal, and I used to eat a tiny spicy.
But when the day came where I was like, oh, it's just nuggets with sauce?
I think I was done.
So then when do you get to the Chinese restaurant?
Very little. I don't, I don't go often.
Sometimes I'll get some like sesame noodle dish or something, but yeah, I don't, I don't go that often.
You don't eat it sometimes. Yeah. I used to eat it more. Yeah. But now, not not often. No. What do you mean?
What do I eat?
You know, I had this thought the other day, like, what did I eat for dinner last month?
Like, you know, you eat?
You eat and you forget, yeah.
I'm not a huge fan of chicken tenders.
Okay.
Because they're always like the white breast meat, meat.
Chicken.
Chicken. Okay. All right. I don't like white meat chicken.
Man are fine, but it's when I order, like when I buy chicken,
I'm buying thighs or leg quarters, but I really don't even enjoy a drumstick.
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Who gave me all of this?
Sure, sure.
But let's say, because I think about American relationship to food, if you were to go to Italy, okay?
If you were to get chicken that was from a farm,
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I've seen a chicken drug before, so, yeah.
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They could cook it in Italy, they can cook it in Mexico.
They could cook it, you know, on a house with a mouse, it's just not...
Yes, okay. Yeah, I understood way before we got to the mouse, but yeah
I'm just not a fan of. Yeah. Because like when my mom would buy a whole chickens, I would,
like I would take the leg quarter and then her and my brother would eat the rest of the chicken.
What I'm so puzzled by is how much of the chicken you don't like.
This is my thing with bone-in chicken.
Is that I am a person who have seen wings that weren't done.
Like a comic just got like the other night we were out at a club.
Yeah, ordered some wings.
Yeah. And it was so bloody.
Oh, what?
It was so bloody.
He got past, you know, he got your first bite of chicken.
And when he started getting down to the bone, it was blood.
You knew where he was at getting these wings.
And they were blood.
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that is frequented by black people. I've never been in an American deli and seen blood
on a wing. I've never seen anywhere that black people frequent on a regular basis.
I've never gotten to any Chinese restaurant we've ever ordered or the wings from.
I've never been to a winn't seen blood. Establishments that cater to white people, plenty of times.
Plenty of times.
I don't know if them people in the back
were trying to kill these white folks.
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No, no, no. I've seen it once before on a wing that my grandma was throwing out.
As she should have.
I've seen undercooked, undercooked boneless wings before, but it was just cold.
I've never seen it. I've never seen an undercooked boneless wing.
What? Undercooked boneless wing?
Okay, so one of my friends, this is like, this goes hand in hand.
One of the nastiest weeks that I had in New York was luckily nothing that I ate, but I was out here with people getting their food.
And, you know, this is like early days in New York. So I, I don't know where to go and to to to to to to to to go, and to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toooan. tooan. to to to early days in New York so I I I don't know
where to go and neither do my friends right so we're just trying places to
try them and everything yeah I happen to be full so I don't know maybe I got
some from this place I don't think I did and it was it was down the road for me
and I was with a friend who we both know.
And she ordered her food, and when we got home, she was eating, and it was pretty good. She was like, oh, this is not half bad. Like maybe I'll go there. And as she's like, maybe I'll make that a regular place.
She went to grab a napkin to wipe her fingers.
And there was blood on her napkin.
What?
Yes.
So somebody was eating in the dark?
No, no, no, no.
She was given some napkins in the bag. The napkins had blood on them? Yeah, yeah.
So she was giving you the napkins. Yeah, either used napkins or the person
that gave her the napkins was bled. Stabbed freshly. Oh my god I just died. I just died.
Yeah, I just died. Did you know I just died? And she, and she was like,
you know those things that happen in life that were virtue back to being a kid?
Where, where you're like,
is this what I think it is?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha!
Ha ha ha ha! I had somebody invite me to a barbecue and served me chicken.
No.
That I could tell was undercooked as soon as I bit in.
No.
And they were so embarrassed that after I left they pretended to not know me.
No.
And then they were so embarrassed that after I left, they pretended to not know me.
I bit into the chicken. They saw, they saw my eyes, and then I pulled my mouth back off the chicken with the bite marks in it.
And it was like, it was still kind of pink as the meat. And he had been cooking it. He had been cooking it for a while.
And the three of us just sat there in silence and then I ate some more of the sides. And then I thank
them for inviting me. And then then I left, right? And then sure enough, a couple, what was it?
A couple months later, I went to invite them to a show, because in my head were friends, right?
And so, so I- Did something change?
Well, no, when I invited them to the show, they were like, who is this?
And I was like, oh, it's Josh from, you know, from work? And they were like, oh, I don't know who this is
No, Joshua
Yeah, Josh shut up. Yeah, they like the true I worked and I worked with them for like at least two months
That's why I got invited to the barbecue because we worked together. This must have been black folks. No, I said all that to say that in spite of my near death. I still? I still to? I still to the to the barbecue because we work together. This must have been black folks. No. I said all that to say that in spite of my near death, I still prefer bone in. The flavor?
I would never eat at somebody else's house ever again.
The flavor, the juiciness, all right?
You almost died.
All right.
The way, you know how satisfying it is to get meat off the bone
Yes, good
Wow, I'm not saying it's not good
I know you weren't saying it what good, but just the you really you're really meeting me at a five right now Because it's like you want me to be like a rar I'm like you know, I mean, yeah, I mean, I'm an omnivore, Josh.
You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. You know, your girl is an omnivore and I mean, I understand what you're going for?
You know what I mean? But what's so great about boneless? I like boneless one because I'm never going to run into meat that's trying to kill me.
How do you know that?
Well it's I can say there's been more instances where I have had bone in meat that was undercooked because the thing is it's like I've never one there's no like blood really in a boneless wing, right? Yeah, yeah, it's a nugget.
Right, and I've never had, I've never had,
that's not true, I've seen it
where I had like some little cartilage or something left in it.
But I've never flat out had a completely undone,
this is bleeding, boneless wing. Also I don't want to go through all
of that pulling off of bone and you know sometimes you just want to just eat
you know sometimes you know the bones places and then it's like you know we had
cats so you know animals like cats and dogs can't have chicken bones.
Yeah cook bones yeah well like especially chicken bones because they're hollow
Because bird bones are hollow. Yeah, and they splinter and they'll break apart. Yeah, and they'll break apart and like hurt them So if you're out here giving animals chicken bones. Please stop. Yeah, you're gonna take your dogs to urgent care. Uh, just also if you have a parent. There's so many times to tel our parents. they're to to to to to to to to to their their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I t. I urgent care. Just also if you have and also if you have a parent there's so many
times we tell her parents hey don't do that don't give that dog a chicken you know whatever.
Yeah. Nah, it'll be okay. I don't know what we can tell them because you'll tell them hey you can't do that.
It's all right. It's all right and now we have the fucking dog emergency room because you wouldn't listen to no damn body.
And now this chicken bone and becomes trapnill in this damn dog.
Mm-hmm.
Why do you tell me?
That's my favorite, yeah.
I told you multiple fucking times.
Yeah. Also, life isn't a cartoon. You cannot just be given your pets these these bones
just because you saw it on Tom and Jerry. Yeah like a lot of times I feel like
especially like certain you know groups of people be like always a dog who cares
and it's like they are animals they have feelings they can get hurt like you know animals
animals get cancer like we have to yeah I don't know. Also also they have very expressive faces like if you get a dog a bone and it makes it sick
It's gonna look at you like what did you do to me? What did you do to me like you've ever let a cat smell like
a pickle or had like a dog like they'll go like if something steaks they'll go
Yeah like when something staky to an animal they'll get like they'll go fat or you know
they'll let you know it's not okay but I think for me the bonus wing it's I've
never had it where it was under done I like that they're just little chicken
nut because I think they're cute I think when they came out you know they they took out their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their ttttttttttttte te te te I te I te I te I they're they're they're they're the bones out of wings? The wings need bones, you know, wings need a bone.
It's how you know their wings.
Also, I did not know, is it a regional thing?
So you know how there's like the drumstick and the flat, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I thought everywhere called them flats.
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and then there's the wing that is an actual,
like is the wing, like a real wing.
Because a wing and a flat are the wing.
Listen, so this is the anatomy, look at my luscious,
voluptuous arms.
Okay. They're not gonna make me feel a self-conscious at all.
And if you put a YouTube comment about my arms, fuck you and your family.
So, this is the wing, right?
Yeah.
So just like a person's arm, okay?
Yeah.
So you see, because like as a kid, they used to sell us whole wings. So this part, this part, this you know you have one bone in your arm?
Oh, okay.
This is the jumpstick part.
Then you know how you have two bones right here?
Yeah.
This is the flat.
And then you know, a little tip right there
that your grandma would break open and get that tiny bit of meat out.
Okay.
This is a little tip.
When you get wings at a wings their their their their their their their wings their wings their wings their their wings at a their their wings at a store they throw this part away and then
they separate all of these joints oh wow so this is that makes that makes
sense yeah I had the order wrong in my head because in my head I thought it was
flat and the little you know yeah what is what is? The tip.
Have you never seen a whole chicken?
I don't like to look at naked chickens.
They are very naked.
All right?
There's something about, I really don't even like seeing a chicken get cooked because it
looks too, that's the type of chicken that will make me a vegan. Because yes, it looks like people and it looks so naked when it's about to get cooked, to, that I've, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I to, I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I I the, I thi the thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the thi thi their thi thi thi thii thi thi thi thi toe. I to to to to to of chicken that will make me a vegan because yes, it looks like people and it looks so naked
When it's about to get cooked that I'm like this is a sin
Because you can feel the skin. Yes, yes, whereas like with beef I'm like I that's a slab of meat. You know pork I'm like okay
Chicken is a body. Yeah
Chicken is a body, yeah. Chicken is a body.
Chicken is a body.
Chicken is a body.
Oh, wee.
You ever seen like a 20 pound turkey?
Yeah, that's still upsetting, but it doesn't hit me the same way a chicken does.
Because I think it's little. You ever seen a Cornish hen?
Yes, yes.
They're so tiny. Oh, remember when we were a herds and it had like pigeons and fucking ducks and rabbits and
shit? I didn't like that. I didn't like that at all. Like I, if you had already cooked it, I'd be really
interesting. I'd be fine. If it was already all like seasoned and laying out there,'d be like oh I've never tried pheasant but
then when it's just raw I'm like oh you mean dirt bird man that that rabbit
the rabbit yeah because they don't even put them like in a little cute they're just
laid out just laid out just laid out just all just looking fast
Let me throw this out there real quick
And this this this right here
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start again no no no no no no just
you doubted yourself on that no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no hold hold hold on all oh oh, hold on, all right, hold on, hold on, okay?
See, see, fellas, see, fellas, this is what they gonna try to do to you, all right?
So look, so look, all the fucking time.
Look, my, my boys, all right, we gotta keep it bone in because when you're building, their, when When you're building and you're eating your wings and you need another bowl, you need an
empty bowl that you put the bones in and then when you're done with your meal you see
all the bones that you dropped, all right?
That's because you're a warrior, okay?
That's why all those bones there,, mm-hmm. That's because you're a warrior, okay?
That's why all those bones there, that's that carnage that you laid down, okay?
Your forefathers, you, wait, okay, one second, sorry, what about niggas they have
five fathers, Josh?
Wow, wow.
Okay, no, don't listen to the noise like that. Okay Whether you got four fathers, five fathers or just stepfathers, all right?
It doesn't matter, okay? As men, when you lay out a bowl of bones and you did all that damage,
you look back at that damage and you say, you say, damn, I really did that.
I really did that. I pulled all that meat off that bone.
I'm gonna do that in life.
I'm gonna go get, I'm gonna go get the meat off the bones in life.
Okay?
Because life got a lot of meat everywhere.
You gotta pull it from the bone yourself, okay?
And then as men, you gotta carry your bones.
Do it again. As men, you gotta carry your bones like trophies.
Okay?
As men, as men, you need to carry your bones like trophies.
Now the men are gonna hear what I'm saying,
know what I'm saying and feel what I'm saying.
Okay? All right. If you won't feel me right now, you're a hater, you're a hater.
you're a hater, okay? Or a woman. Or maybe a woman.
You, you're a hater or maybe a woman.
And it's important that my men in my manosphere, okay?
Hear what I'm saying, collect those bones.
And when you dump them in the trash, I mean, if I were you, I wouldn't even dump in the trash, I would carry the bones around with me and let, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, maybe, th, th, maybe, maybe, thi, thi, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi.a, thi.a, thi.a''a, thi.a, thi, thi, I were you, I wouldn't even dump them in the trash, I would carry the bones around with me and let people know, hey, this is what I do, don't mess with me. All right?
Because if you keep it boneless, all right?that you got bones, that you're a man.
Okay? So remember that man, all right? I know this message didn't reach everybody,
but it wasn't for everybody. Okay? Okay?
Okay? All right? I love your dedication to this fucking nonsense. I love that you have just made it your life's goal
To be this fucking person. I don't even know what you're talking about. Excuse me? I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know what you're describing right now.
All I can be is a hundred percent authentic all imes, all days, all weeks, months and years.
Okay?
This is how I'm making a laugh, so I'm making it right.
You know, because sometimes, you know, you don't even want your manhood to come out like
that because people won't be ready, you know, and it's the bone in that really pulls
that out of men, you know. So you're saying that real men. Real men's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, like, like, it's like, like, like, like, like, it's, like, like, like, like, th is, th is, th is, th is like, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thi, thi, thi, thi, the bone in that really pulls that out of men, you know.
So you're saying that real men, real men's like, real men like the bone?
Real men keep that bone in. Okay, all right. I was trying to get to it before you did, damn it. So real men, yeah, real men keep that bone in. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Mm-hmm. Wow. I hope. I hope, I really hope. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the real men, the real men, the real men, the real men, the real men, real men, real men, real men, real men, real men, real men, real men, real men, real men, real men, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. the th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the the thi. Real men is the thi. Real men is the thi. Real men is the-hmm. Wow. I hope I really hope that we have helped on this journey
for you know because so many men have it so hard right now. Thank you. Thank you for being an ally. After all the nonsense men have put me through, I wish I fucking would be an ally.
You know, thank you for the nonsense men have put me through, I wish I fucking would be an ally.
You know, thank you for the work that you do, you know what, I just, you know what, I love it when a man can just be a fucking man.
Yeah, there we go, see?
Get out here, take out the trash.
You heard it.
Pay all the bills.
Speak.
You know, and really just go out there, hunt, okay?
Preach. get the
shmoney's go out there you get the shmonies right and then you come back
and leave me the hell alone and eat all the wings all the wings if she put 20 in
front of you then eat 20 if she put two in front of you, eat two.
All right? I put out there because I'm cooking whole wings baby boy, okay? I'm not out here
nickel and dime in you. Yeah, she's not just putting out flats. She's not just putting out the little
cue. I'm giving you the whole wing, the whole as a chicken intended, right?
Out here? Cockadoo cockadoo doing, okay?
Okay, all up in your plate.
All right, so men, when I cook this food,
that means that you, you are responsible for washing all of these dishes, take and then
dicking me down.
And that fellas is what you should be doing
if you are out here saying that you a true man okay I should never have to ask you
to take the trash out because you know what your motherfucking job is you
you know you supposed to you know bring home the money okay bring home the monies and don't ask me
shit. Yeah I just think bone in is is better I think it has more flavor and
and I think that I think that you get with gristle with the fat that's actually on the
the chicken I think it can just go to more interesting places in your
palate. Because I can say I don't know what part of the chicken,
boneless wings come from.
Yeah, but I think it's all parts.
But it's parts because it's not,
because like when you go to the Chinese breast thorough,
you get like your sesame, your general salads, your orange chickens and that,
when you get all of those things, there's still an actual cut of meat, right?
Yeah.
It's still an actual cut of meat.
I just don't know what part of the body.
I hate to break it to you.
What?
But boneless,
the breast meat? Is it?
Yeah, yeah, it's breast meat.
Why does it taste so much better?
I don't know, probably just less of it more attention, more flavor, more sauce more.
Boneless wings is breast meat. I mean, it looks like it looks like if you're getting good quality
um, good quality boneless wings, it looks like it's breast meat.
Because I thought it was processed to the point of being from all different parts of the
chicken.
No, boneless wings aren't processed like that.
You know that they are chicken.
Yeah, it's slices of breast meat. Really? Yeah, yeah.
Huh. Mm-hmm. I mean, who knows? There's probably some boneless out there that's made of thigh, but it makes sense because to your point,
the breast is so big and there's so much meat to go around. It's probably the only part of the chicken
that you could pull that much meat from and then bread it and there's so much meat to go around, it's probably the only part of the chicken that
you could pull that much meat from and then bread it and then have a whole piece of something.
Do you know what I mean? Yes. Because if they tried to do boneless wings off of drumsticks,
they'd be so tiny. They would be tiny. So I guess that'd be the place where you could get the most meat. Because I thought maybe they were like the, because I think sometimes when I go to the
Chinese restaurant, I think sometimes that's thy meat. I think you might be right because
there are a lot of people when I looked it up who are asking if boneless wings are breast. And so maybe there are some out there that are thighy thigh thigh. But thigh. But thigh. But thigh. But thigh. But thigh. And so thigh. And so thigh. I thigh. I thigh. I thigh. I thigh. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi, thin, thin, thin is thin is thi, thi, thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin. I thin. I thin. I thin. I thin. I thin. I thin. I theee. I thin, the. I thin, but it seems like a lot of it is breast. Mmm, titty meat.
Which would make sense because the times that I've had boneless wings and I was like, and
they were a bit bigger, I would just bite half instead of trying to gobble up the whole
thing in one.
And when I'm biting that half, when I pull the way, it does look like white meat. But I think if anything that should pull you over
to my side. I mean now you gotta be boneless. You hate breast meat. But the texture's not the same.
Yeah, I think that's because they pull it off, they cut it and then they cook it. So instead of it being
cooked all in, you know, one piece. I think by them chopping it up and then cooking it differently is why it tastes so
different.
Or it might at some times be thigh.
Maybe sometimes it's thigh if it's done in-house.
Maybe sometimes it's thigh.
Are you just having a conversation with yourself now?
No, I'm thinking there had to be the points where it was
It had to be that. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It had to be thaw I
think that I think that this this moment right here
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You know, I think so.
I think we asked them what they think what they're passionate about
Are they bone in or boneless?
You know what I mean and then and then especially a especially for my men out here out?
there out here a carnivore in the manosphere all right? yeah yeah in the in the in the in the bro planes
what the fuck what if you if you're out here
enjoying your meats keeping your bones like you're supposed to, so you can look back on and be like, yes, I'm a primal beast.
Okay? So when you go to Applebee's, ask them for an extra bowl. All right. So you can toss your bones in like a savage.
Mm-hmm. So you can toss the bones in and let people see.
Actually what you should also do is keep that bowl
at the edge of the table so people passing by can see all the bones and they see who they're messing with
if they step to you. All right? What if there are men out there? Mm-hmm. Who don't like the fact that there's um...
Bones in the chicken? Yeah, what if they don't like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the the the the the they don't like they don't like the they don't like they don't like the the the the the their their their their their their their their their the their the edge the edge the the the the the the the edge the edge the edge the edge the edge the edge the edge the edge the edge the edge the edge the edge the edge the edge the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the to the fact that there's Bones in the chicken. Yeah, what if they don't like it?
Hey, they didn't need to step their pussy up. I hear you. They're gonna they're gonna have to
Start accepting some hard truths. Okay. Okay. That somebody had to die for you to have chicken no matter what so. So don't avoid the bones. Be thankful for the bones, so what you're saying is wear fur??? th. the the the the the their? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? their? Yeah? their? Yeah? Yeah? their? their? they? they? they? they? they? they? they're, what? they're, what? they're, what? Yeah, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their their their their their their their th. Yeah, their, their their, their. Yeah, their. Yeah, don't avoid the bones be thankful for the bones So what you're saying is where for? Okay, got it
Yeah, you let us know you you as the audience let us know if it's bone in or bone list for you all right? Which one do you enjoy more? Which one do you think
you can eat more of? That's an interesting question. So, you know, I know that I could probably eat more.
I know I can eat more boneless chicken than I could eat like wings.
I think I'm the opposite because if it's boneless I'd end up over doing it.
I think I'd eat too fast.
The bone end slows me down long enough to like, I'm still like steadily eating.
But, hey, thank y'all so much for listening.
Listen, thank you. If it wasn't for y'all, I would be taking
a nap right now. That's not true. I'd be working. I'm always working. Josh Johnson knows me.
Fair enough. Yeah. I just be doing another job. That's what I'd be doing. Um, I can't say I would do like this
podcast because it gives me an opportunity to talk to Josh all the time. And because we're not in the office anymore. I don't see Josh all the time
Yeah, yeah, that's true. It does give us it does give me a chance to do one of my favorite things and that
It's bother Josh. It's never it's it's never a bother you know I never mind you being wrong, you know, and you teach me things sometimes, so, you know,
we're all doing...
Me?
Yeah.
And my Pioneer Woman, Walmart will not be treated like this.
God.
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