The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Canadian Trucker Protest Continues | Ahmir "Questlove" Thompson
Episode Date: February 11, 2022Canada's trucker protest gains support from conservatives in the U.S., Ronny Chieng and Roy Wood Jr. talk sports, and Ahmir "Questlove" Thompson discusses his documentary "Summer of Soul." Learn more... about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Someone asked me if I was going to the actual Super Bowl and I said never again.
Again, more specifically, I said never again.
Because here's the thing, I've been to one Super Bowl and I don't understand how anybody watches the football live.
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guy is not talking. So you know like when you watch football my introduction
of football is everyone telling me things well here he is Demargaish Brown
grew up in this town his mom is a great fan of this and that and then now there's nothing now he's just standing there and it and it and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the just standing the just standing the just standing the just standing the just standing the they. the the just the just the just the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. theell me about his family.
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And then something happens on the field.
I can't see what's happened on the field,
because sometimes it happens on the other side of the field.
And then you just wait for the riff to come and then gossip.
Yeah, the guy, the guy, he touched the ball when he wasn't supposed to.
Stop snitching.
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It actually made me realize how hard football actually is.
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You saw the line.
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when you're sitting at home.
And then when you get there, you're like, oh no.
Sorry, I talked shit from home, LeBron.
Yeah, from home, it was very simple.
Because I saw where the heart of Times Square in New York City, the only city in America.
It's the Daily Show, Ears Edition.
Tonight, the tremendous document flush.
Canada's not so nice.
And QuestLove.
This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah.
Hey, what's going on everybody?
Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah.
Let's jump straight into today's headlines.
Our first story takes place in school.
Yeah, remember school?
The place where you go to learn things, like math or science, or most importantly,
how to draw that cool S.
But in Florida, the state whose official dress code is strip club casual,
lawmakers have decided that there's some subjects that shouldn't be learned in school.
A controversial bill that would ban school districts in Florida from encouraging classroom discussion
about sexual orientation or gender identity is advancing.
A Florida Senate committee just passed the so-called don't say gay bill. Opponents warn it would lead to further stigmatization of gay, lesbian,
and transgender children. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has indicated
support for the bill. The Republican says it's not appropriate for teachers
to have conversations with students about sexual orientation or gender identity.
Yeah, I agree with Rondesensis.
Kids shouldn't learn that people can be straight or gay in school.
We shouldn't teach them that.
We should just let them get surprised when they turn 18.
What?
Two men can do what?
Are you?
Oh, that's what little Nazax was singing about.
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learn. I mean I guess on the other hand this don't say gay law is gonna have some
upsides I mean it's gonna make it a lot harder for bullies in school yeah
because they'll be in the hallway like you're gay and then Ron De Sank's is just gonna burst out of a locker like, no! Don't say that!
You make fun of his hair cut.
Look at it, it looks like he fought a lawnmower.
Come on.
You know if you ask me the real issue here,
is that these people are worried that the kids
are gonna learn about being gay, teach my kids about gay in school because they're going to become gay. That's ridiculous.
Learning about the thing doesn't magically turn you into the thing.
I mean, in school, when I learned about the French,
it's not like I came home that day, like,
mama, I have something to tell you.
I knew all along my child.
Anyway, let's move on.
There's a big story that's coming out of the art world right now. And if you're one of those people who's like, I don't understand modern art, well, first of all, congratulations on being basic.
And second, maybe you should stop complaining and do something about it,
like this guy did.
A security guard was fired from the job at a Russian museum after drawing eyes on a million dollar painting.
I want you guys to look closely at this. The three figures painting had a blank space on the faces.
You can see the version on the left.
But reports say the security guard got bored, decided to grab a pin and just draw a pair
of eyes in two of the three figures.
Hold on, hold on.
This guy defaced a classic painting because he was bored.
Like, in a museum you were bored and so you drew, have you not heard of TikTok?
And I know a lot of you basic bitches out there right now are looking at the eyes on
this painting and you're saying, that actually does look better, but that's not the point.
Art is not about what looks better.
Art is about confusing people with a thing that allows you to feel like you are better
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Because I don't know about you, but I've never heard of this faceless painting in my life.
Now I'm seeing it everywhere.
You know, this could just be like a trick.
Maybe this is what all museums do just to get hype.
Did somebody steal the Mona Lisa's eyebrows?
to come. Donald, Johnson & Johnson, baby powder Trump, the ex-president most likely
to be a surprise judge at a wet t-shirt contest. Yesterday, the government office that keeps
presidential records asked the Justice Department to investigate Trump's improper handling
of official documents. And like, at this point, I'm wondering if there are any laws that
tru-s hasn't broken, you know? Like, if there are any laws that Trump hasn't broken.
You know?
Like, if there was a Guinness book of World Records for crime, he'd probably steal the book.
But yeah, according to reports, Trump would rip up papers after he read them.
He took boxes of material with him to Marilago, and now we're learning that Trump did the
most Trump thing that he possibly could have done with some of these documents.
We are beginning with breaking news. Staff members at the White House residents discovered
wads of printed paper in a clogged toilet on more than one occasion during the Trump administration
and believed that it was the former president himself who was trying to flush documents.
I learned that staff in the White House residents would periodically find the toilet clogged,
the engineer would have to come and fix it, and what the engineer would find would be wads
of clumped-up, wet, printed paper, meaning it was not toilet paper.
It could be post-its, it could be notes he wrote to himself. It could be other things we don't know, but it certainly does add, as you said, another dimension to what we know about how
he handled material in the White House.
You know, it's so funny how in every scandal involving Trump and documents, none of them
involve him reading them. And by the way, I will say this, I know it's easy for us to all go, Trump was trying trown, tr-and, try tr-a, tr-a, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the th th th the the the the the the th the the th the th th th to to to to to to to to to to. Trump was trying to obstruct justice. That's what this was.
But you do remember at the start of the pandemic,
there was a shortage of what?
And I don't know about you guys,
but when there's no toilet paper,
state documents start to look mighty tempting.
It also does explain why Trump was always complaining about toilets. You remember how he always did that?
People are flushing toilets ten times, fifteen times, as opposed to once.
They end up using more water.
Yeah, they're flushing ten times, fifteen times.
No, dude, you were flushing toilets,
ten times, fifteen times,
because you were shoving your homework down the toilets. I mean, everyone assumed he was a man who clogged the White House toilets, but no one ever
thought we'd have to ask the question, but with what?
Now, of course, Trump denies all of this.
He says he never clogged any toilets ever.
Smoothest poo of all time.
So the big question is, who's telling the truth. Well,, we have an exclusive interview with the only man who knows what the truth is.
So we're going to go out live right now to the White House to chat to that man.
Sir, I understand that you are the official White House plumber.
That's right. It's a me.
It's a me Mr. Schwartz. As the White House plumber, we'd love for you to tell us everything you know about Trump flushing documents down the toilet?
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So I'm sorry, but I can't reveal what I know about Trump's toilet.
No matter what.
Oh, come on.
All right, fine, I'll tell you.
I was in Trump's bathroom almost every day pulling clogged so many classified documents they had to give me top secret clearance. I'm talking CIA briefings, diplomatic cables, the medical experiments that created Rudy Giuliani.
Honestly, some of the stuff I didn't understand what it meant.
Like, I found this one document that just says, nuke Spain, question mark.
Oh, wow. Yeah.
You must have been pretty frustrated with President Trump giving you so much unnecessary work.
Are you kidding me?
I love President Trump.
He made my job more interesting and he trusted me with our nation's top secrets.
Unlike certain other presidents who just used the to poop or pee.
Obama.
I don't know why you said it like that. You could have, we knew who the...
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All right, that wasn't very helpful. So let's move on to the big news that's coming out of Canada.
America's quiet upstairs neighbor, or at least they used to be. Because as you may have heard,
there is a major anti-vaccine protest taking place in Canada's capital city of Ottawa right now.
Now anti-vaccine protests are pretty common these days, right? But these
protesters are different because they're truck drivers, which means they have trucks.
And people with trucks have more power than any other people. They just do.
This is like a fact of trucks. Think about it. In every heist movie ever,
what do they need to pull off the heist? A truck. Yeah, when a Batman villain tries to shut down the city, they need a truck.
Having trucks just gives you the ability to out-muscle people who don't have trucks. And so even though 90% of Canadian truckers are so-fired up, the small minority is still still still still still still still still still still still still still still to their small minority is still still still still still still thlentermissuiii. they's is still they's is still they's is still. Tr-inin. They's they's they's they's still they's still they's still they're still they're still they're th th thr- they're thr-in. th thr-in. th th th thr- to th th thi. they're they're they're they're they're they're they's is they's is they's is they's they's they's they's they. they's they. they. they's they. they's they's they. they's th th th th th th th th th thi. thi. thi. thi. thr-s. thr-s. to try. try try. try try to try try to try to try to to thr-s. thr-s. thr-s want to know why these truckers are so
fired up, well, they're more than happy to tell you.
What is the stuff that you can't do right now is as a non-vaccinated person?
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do in Canada now?
Yeah, I'm like, well basically if you want to compare Canada to anything, it's like Hitler's
Germany and we're like the Jews, eh?
You see, this is why we shouldn't be banning books. Because now this guy thinks that the Holocaust is when you can't take a shit in a Tim Hortons.
I mean even Marjorie Tiller Green is looking at this guy like,
dude, this isn't anything like the Holocaust. There's no soup here at all.
It's actually wild when you think about it, like how many different ways people disrespect Holocaust survivors
because some people are like, what happened to you didn't happen. And it's some people are like, no, what happened to you did happen.
And it's happening again to me right now, because I can't go skiing.
Team.
But anyway, the point is these truckers and their supporters feel persecuted.
And when this started, it was just a protest against vaccine requirements for truckers.
But it's now grown into a wider movement against all coronavirus restrictions. They want vaccine mandates gone,
they want mask mandates gone,
they want to be free to sneeze into strangers mouths again,
like the good old days,
but blocking traffic in downtown Ottawa
hasn't done the trick.
So now, they decided to take things up a notch.
A crucial trade link between Canada and the United States
was disrupted by protesters for a third day in a row. The ambassador Bridge is the busiest international crossing in North America, linking Windsor
Ontario to Detroit, while another border crossing in Ontario is experiencing an hours-long
delay.
The Ambassador Bridge sees about one quarter of all the goods that go between the two countries
every day. On a normal day, that's about $340 million worth of goods
rolling through, and the impact is already being felt. Ontario auto plants,
including Ford and Stalantis, reduced production over the last 24 hours due to
missing parts from shipments. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau calling for an end
to the protests. Right now, people in Windsor are suffering and losing their jobs
because they can't get
auto parts across the Ambassador Bridge.
Yeah, you see?
You see?
Now you can really see how much of an impact a truck protest can have.
You just park a bunch of them on a bridge, just a key bridge.
Boom!
International trade slows to a trickle, which I didn't even know could still happen, by the way, because that that th is tho is tho's thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr-s, their, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they.... thr-s. thr-s. thr-s, thr-s. throoo. toe. tr-s. the. throoo. the. thr-s, thro. the. the. the by the way. You know, because that almost sounds like a story from medieval times. You know, when the army would block one mountain pass and then your
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That path was closed for almost two days.
Like, think about it, think about it.
If these were just regular protesters on foot,
the cops would have cleared them out by now.
But to move a truck, you need someone who can drive a truck.
to their truck, of training to be able to sit in the driver's seat of a truck and not just honk the horn the whole time.
It's extremely tempting.
So now, these truckers are finding a lot of support, not just from Canadians, but from Republicans in the United States.
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Aren't those the same people who said we shouldn't have any COVID restrictions because the last
thing we wanted to do is bring an economy down to its knees?
I mean, so basically what?
It's not worth hurting the economy just to save countless. But regardless, these Republicans are now calling for the trucker movement to come to America.
And it looks like they might soon get their wish.
Ottawa's so-called freedom convoy spawning similar anti-vax mandate protests in cities around the world.
In Australia, protesters assembled outside the Capitol building, many waving Australian
flags and signs asking for freedom.
In New Zealand, protesters camped outside Parliament for a second day.
And in France, hundreds of protesters in Nice, headed for Paris, waving Canadian flags.
The Department of Homeland Security is telling law enforcement authorities, it's
receiving reports that a similar kind of convoy could soon begin in the U.S.
The department has, quote,
received reports of truck drivers
planning to potentially block roads
in major metropolitan cities in the United States.
The protest could begin as soon as Sunday in Los Angeles
to disrupt the Super Bowl
and then travel across the country
to disrupt President Biden's state of the Union in DC on March 1st.
Whoa, these guys want to disrupt the Super Bowl? I don't know, man.
That seems like a terrible strategy.
I mean, think about it, you'd be ruining one of the last things that everyone in America
loves.
Everyone, you're going to block the Super Bowl?
What's your follow-up?
Driving over Dley Parton? And honestly, I don't know how disrupting Super Bowl traffic is even going to work.
If you're in Los Angeles on Super Bowl Sunday, you're the one who's going to be stuck in the traffic.
Come on, move it!
I'm going to get to the traffic disruption.
And not to mention, disrupting the state of the then what, honk their horns? You realize all those horns are just gonna help Biden stay awake. Stay at the State of the Union, yeah.
Oh, it's strong.
Stay the Union's truck, come on Jack, it's so strong, super strong, man.
So yeah, these trucker protests from Canada might be coming to America.
And if that's the Canada, they blow up much more when they come to America.
You know, Drake, Justin Bieber, those cool weed posters that they got up there.
But I will say this, the funny thing about the whole protest is that when it comes to coronavirus restrictions in America, what are they going to be protesting?
There's not a whole lot left. thrown virus isn't over but everyone has already started to act like it is. Businesses are open, schools are in session, and even the blue estates are getting rid of
mask mandates. So I guess what I'm saying is, congratulations truck drivers, you
did it! So I guess now there's no need to block the Super Bowl. Please.
Unless the RAM start winning, then you block that shit. I bet my house on the bangles, man. Block everything, you drive on the field, you just block them.
All right, when we come back,
Roywood Jr. and Ronnie Chang are gonna catch us up
on all the sports news.
And Questlove is still joining us on the show.
You don't want to miss it.
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Because it just goes to show that everyone, even the people who run sports teams,
wait until the last minute to do anything. Oh, shit, the deadline is today.
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another episode of I apologize for talking while you were talking.
Roy today. Roy are you ready to talk about sports? Dude, we're standing on
thick grass of course I am. Let's do it.
Great, let's start with the Winter Olympics.
I thought you meant real sports like basketball or Wordle.
Didn't know what?
What?
Come on, the Winter Olympics have all kinds of great sports.
Like skiing, and cross-country skiing, and alpine skiing and snow skiing and ski lift riding.
Stop, stop.
This is a hate crime.
No, Roy, that's not a hate crime.
What is a hate crime is what China did in the opening ceremony.
I mean, just take a look at this.
The Winter Olympics now in full swing.
After the ceremonial start of the games,
Team USA walking in the parade of nations. But a controversial ending to the ceremony,, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, thi, toe, toe, toea, toea, toea, toea, anda, toea, and toea, and toe, and toe, and toe, and toe, and toe, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop. Stop, anda, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toea, toea, toea, toea, thea, thiiiiolioliolioliolioliolioliioliiiiiolioliiiioliiiioliiiiiioliioliiioliiioliiolii. Stope, toe, toe, to Games, team USA walking in the parade of nations.
But a controversial ending to the ceremony, China choosing a Uyghur athlete as one of the torchbearers to light the final Olympic flame.
The host country has been condemned for its treatment of the Muslim ethnic minority in Xinjiang,
leading the U.S. and other nations to hold a diplomatic boycott of the games.
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The Great Wall ain't the only thing you can see from space running.
I don't even get what the message was supposed to be here.
China's like, it's all cool.
See, we let them hold fire.
See, see, this is the problem. This is's not mixed up in all the allegations of human rights abuses. Yes, exactly.
Like a good country.
You know, like, like, like, uh, one, um, what's the one?
No, not them.
What, no, they just got no war.
Uh, I see.
You know what, let's just on. Let's just move on.
We'll come up with one.
We'll come up with one.
Because there's still a pandemic going on.
That's right.
China's COVID crackdowns are turning the games
into a different kind of spectacle.
Everyone who touches down in Beijing for the winter games
is greeted by a hazmat suit wearing welcoming suit-wearing welcoming committee like this one. They help you navigate various checkpoints and not one but two COVID tests. When an athlete or reporter test
positive, they're ordered to put on a full hazmat suit and taken away by
ambulance to a COVID-isolation hotel 45 minutes away and the food, some say,
is inedible. One Russian athlete says she was given this tray of food for
breakfast, lunch
and dinner for five days. My stomach hurts and I have huge black circles around my eyes.
I cry every day. That's what they're feeding Olympians? How did the chef even go about preparing
that? Eating food and then throwing it up again? Blahah. No, man, it's got all the major food
groups. Unsalted potatoes, weird meat, red liquid.
I say, born appetite.
What I can't believe is that they're making them wear hazmat suits just for COVID.
Those should be reserved for more dangerous situations,
like, like handling flesh-eating bacteria, or using a bathroom on a bus.
I totally disagree with you, Roy.
That's such an American perspective.
When the rest of the world gets COVID, they quarantine. When Americans catch COVID,
they go to Applebee. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Bad Mouth America all you want, but what you're not going
to do is disrespect apple bees, all right? They got milkshake egg rolls, bro. They are so delicious and decadent.
Whatever. But enough about the Olympics the's talk about the Olympics of a sport
that only America plays.
The Super Bowl.
That's what I'm talking about running.
Finally, we're talking about football.
Cincinnati Bingels, LA Rams on Sunday.
And I'm already on layer 83 of my famous,
1, 400 layer bean dip.
I call it the iceberg melting. What does that mean? Because it causes so much fard and they mess with the global warming and stuff.
Out you, out your ass.
That is disgusting.
While you're gambling with your digestive system, Americans will be doing a different kind
of gambling.
The gambling kind.
Millions, literally, if Americans are expected to place a wager of some type on the Super Bowl. And they'll bet an eye-popping $7.6 billion up 78% from last year.
That dramatic rise attributed largely to broader access.
Well since last year, 10 states have launched legal sports betting, meaning 45 million
more Americans can wager in their home state than last year.
$7.6 billion on Super Bowl gambling?
That could buy you a lot of NFTs.
Or maybe just a few NFTs.
I still don't know what NFTs are.
Here's my thing.
The second they legalized gambling, it was everywhere.
They won, everywhere.
The websites were ready, the ads were on a timeline.
So why does every other law take years to kick in?
Joe Biden, put draft kings in charge of your infrastructure bill.
By March, everybody gonna have their own bridge.
But you know, Roy, the Super Bowl isn't all about gambling and farding.
I disagree but go on.
It's also about having the worst Monday of the year. Unless you the the the the the the the their thy. thine thine thine thine their thine thine their thine thine thine thine thine thine thine thine thi thi. thi. thoomomomanananananananananananan. thi. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoes the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. They th. They th. the. They they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the theanananan. thea thea. thea. th worst Monday of the year, unless you live in Ohio.
Cincinnati Public Schools are given students the day off after the big game.
The school district tweeted in honor of the Bengals.
First Super Bowl appearance since 1988.
CPS will not have school on Monday, February 14.
They say it's so everyone can, quote, celebrate what we believe will be our city's first Super Bowl victory.
I should just make it a national holiday.
I love this.
And as someone who grew up in Cincinnati, I will also be taking next Monday off.
You're not from Cincinnati.
Yeah, I am.
May one thing Cincinnati is famous for.
Uh, nothing?
Okay.
But seriously, this is bullshit. Uh, nothing? Okay. Lucky guess.
But seriously, this is bullshit.
What is this teaching the children of Ohio?
You're not supposed to get off the day after the Super Bowl.
You're supposed to pretend you have the flu the day after the Super Bowl.
By the way, Roy, do you want to come over to my place to watch the Super Bowl?
I can't dog. What? Like right now? Of course, yes.
Right now, I have pogo. Well then what are we doing here in the studio? We should be going
to Applebee's. My band, that's what I'm talking about. Let's do it. Back to you, Trevor.
Milkshake egg rolls. Trust me, you're gonna love him. I'm gonna try that shit. that thi th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. that. that. that. that. tho' tho' tho' tho' tho. thr-I' tho' to to to tho' tho'-I'-I'-I'-I'-I's tho'-I's tho'-I. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. th. th. th. th. Well. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. thate. the. thate. thate. thate. the. thate. thate. thate. thooooooooo. the. you so much for that guys. All right, when we come back, the one and only Questlove will be joining us right here in the studio to talk about his Oscar nominated
film. Don't go away. Welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is the legendary
drummer and co-founder of the roots, Amir Questlove Thompson. He's here to talk about his award-winning
documentary Summer of Soul, which was just nominated for an Oscar. Now I want to watch it again.
Thank you.
You know?
Now I want to, welcome to the show.
Thank you.
Thank you very sir.
How have you been?
This is great.
I love this.
There are few people I know who have had more jobs than you and excel at more jobs.
I know many people who have had more jobs than you but for a bad reason.
people who have had as many jobs as you have and just done well. I was one of those people though, because at one point I thought there was honor in sort of matching James Brown and the hardest
working me in the show business. Once I stopped doing everything, then a whole new world
of magic open that I never knew of. And one of them is what I called storytelling or directing,
which this definitely wasn't on my
my bingo card back in 2005. But if you look at it,
everything I've done to this point is preparing for this moment. This point, because I mean those 40 hours could go, the 40 hours of the footage that sat in the basement for five decades.
I still don't, wait, wait, let's just talk about that.
I still don't understand this because nobody has seen all of these performances, nobody has
seen these moments, nobody has seen what happened in Harlem in 69.
I need to start with that.
So how did you even begin to find 40 hours of footage? It would be like somebody now finding, hey, I found a concert, was Jay-Z and Beyonce and like Michael Jackson and like,
just like everyone.
Right.
And it was in a basement somewhere.
I directed this film and I refused to believe it.
I get word backstage at the Tonight Show that these two gentlemen want to talk to me
about these so-called Black Woodstock.
And I was like, black woodstock. And then I was like, the, the, the, the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. thi, directed, I directed, I, I'm thinking of Woodstock, and you're saying there was a black version of that.
And then I was like, well, wait a minute.
I'd like to think that I was a music expert or new things.
Like, how come I didn't know that over 300,000 people gathered in Harlem for a collective
six-week-in affair with Stevie Wonder's, Li Stone, B.K. Mavis Staples. Like, how come I didn't I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I didn't I I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, how I didn't. Yeah, how I th. Yeah, how I th. Yeah, how th. Yeah, how th. Yeah, how th. Yeah, how th. Yeah, how th. Yeah, how th. Yeah, how th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm thi. th. I'm th. I'm King, Mavis Staples. Like, how come I didn't know about this? And you know, I was like, call another Bee?
You heard a black woodstock at dinner?
No, I never heard of it.
And so-
I don't understand how that's possible.
I didn't believe it.
I didn't believe that it happened.
So the very first meeting, I just thi tho's the the that, that, that, that, the two, the two, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, the, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, you, the, you you you, the, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, thought it was. And then they came by the next week with a hard drive.
And even then I was like, well, the footage must be bad,
or maybe Stevie had an off day.
Right, right, right.
And everything I saw was magic.
And to this day, the reason why, even when I agreed to do this,
at first I was just going to compile like 17 songs. Yes.
Wow, like a mixed tape, you know, that sort of thing. But the curiosity kept
burning me inside that like, the question I asked is, is black erasure this easy?
And that's the thing, I think oftentimes when, you know, when we speak of like Black Lives Matter or is that racist or not racist, I think people think
of the most extreme definition of it.
Like in their minds, they're saying, well,
I've never once hung somebody to a cross or castrated them
or set them on fire.
So I'm not racist.
But there's other, there's benign levels of racism as well. And even as sort of the dismissal of like,
well, we'll pass, you know, we're good.
For a lot of people, their first view of us
was either in black face or mired in trouble or controversy,
or getting arrested, getting hosed down.
And, but Black
Joy is the component that shows that we're human you know and this could
have been that moment had it allowed been you know the spotlight that Woodstock had
had gotten. It was also a crucial time as well you know it's a sum of 69
so many things were happening in America you know a lot was changing in the country and I remember watching this I had never seen it. I had never seen it. I I had that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho the the the the the the thoes thoes thoes thoes tho tho tho tho tho th th th the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thoooooooooooooooo tho tho tho th, it's the summer of 69. So many things were happening in America. You know, a lot was changing in the country.
And I remember watching this, I had never seen it.
I had never seen something like this.
To your point, a lot of what you see from that time period
is a very one-dimensional view of Black America.
So it seems like Black America has only existed in strife for I should mention. And then you watch this and you're like, man, this is, I couldn't believe the scale, I
couldn't believe the party people were having, I couldn't believe like who was there
and how they were there, who was performing and what it signified.
When you, when you told that story, what do you think the significance of the event, at least what I got from it, was that this was a community
trying to heal.
And so for me, shall I say, a really beautiful gander into the infinite possibilities of what
a future is.
You're seeing Stevie Wonder a mere two years before his his genius period. You're seeing Nina Simone give one of her very
first non-jazz, non-love song, non-Broadway musical performance of like Nina
Simone stepping into her activism shoes in real time. So you're seeing all these
artists but really you're also just watching the people and that's thething, like when I say like we were robbed of that, not just as black
people but the world to see, you know, oh, families just like mine, just like mine, happiness
just like, and that's sort of the, that's sort of the, the missing fiber element and telling
our stories from the civil rights period that people don't know.
You look at America's story over and over,
it's such a giant country, you know,
where if people don't have an interaction
with the people on the ground,
you don't know a black person,
you don't meet a Hispanic person,
you don't know, do you get to what you're saying?
You can get to what you're saying, is it showed a joy, it showed a normality, it showed
a...
There's just a human element that I didn't even know I was looking for.
Like, because I didn't know that this was going to invoke some sort of emotion.
the emotion out of Merlin McCoo, and she watching herself. I'm thinking like you hosted solid gold. Like right. How do you remember this very specific show back then but you know when she started to
really open up about code switching yes and you know something that every black person relates to on the professional job and
even I needed to see that like wow even when you're the number one singing group in the world like
like you still have to to always be on guard and you're never comfortable and, you know, you have longings
for just love from your people.
Right?
You just want to be accepted.
I won't lie.
I think you deserve every award that this film has won and is going to win because...
Thank you. You know what it is, man. it's the, it's telling a story
from history that is lost, it's sharing a joy from history that is lost, and I think it's
something that people need today where you go like, hey, you know, yeah we can fight, here we can,
here we can argue, here we can, we can, we can deal with what we need to deal with, but at the end of the documentary. Thank you. Now I'm gonna watch it again. I watch the clip and now I'm back in it.
Let's go watch right now.
Let's do it right now.
Let's do it right now.
All right.
Some of so, it's currently streaming on Hulu and Disney Plus,
and it will make its broadcast television debut
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