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A trailer can only do, a trailer can only do one of three things.
A trailer can spoil the movie, or a trailer can hype up the movie and it doesn't meet up through it,
or the trailer can make it seem like the movie's going to be shit, and then it's not.
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I can guarantee you they'll be guns.
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I'm going to come watch it. Coming to you from the heart of Times Square in New York City, the only city in America.
It's The Daily Show, Ears Edition.
Tonight, houses are too expensive.
Kappa and Governor Davinousa.
This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.
Hey, what's going on everybody? Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. Hey, what's going on everybody?
Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah.
Let's jump straight into today's headlines.
There's a lot going on in the world today.
The big international news is that President Biden held a video meeting with Vladimir Putin
to warn him not to invade Ukraine.
Yeah. And a video chat is a tough way for both of these guys
to do diplomacy. I mean especially because even when he's in person, Biden
talks like he's got a bad connection. Man, come on, Vlad, you got a, you know
what we're trying to do in the border, you got a man, we got to, man, we've got to, come come on, come on, man, but look, Joe, you're cutting out. Joe, you. Joe, you. Joe, you. Joe, you. Joe, you. Joe, you. Joe, you. to. Joe, you. Joe, you. the to. the to. to. to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the, the. the, the, the. the, the. the, the, the, the. the, the, the, the, the. the, the, the, the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta, ta, hear you. You are cutting. Reboot your... You know what? I reboot for you. I have access to Whitehouse servers.
Not Kamala. She doesn't use Bluetooth. Everybody else.
All right, let's move on to some technology news.
Everyone loves Tesla cars. They're like if a Priests did Iowaska.
But now, they're on the fire for a new feature that allows drivers to play video games, like solitaire on the dashboard screen while driving.
Yeah, which, guys, come on.
How are we supposed to drive and play video games and text and eat breakfast and do our
makeup and flip off other drivers for not paying attention to the road?
It's too much now, people.
And also, I can't emphasize this enough.
It's not worth dying in a car crash just to play a video game. I mean at
least not solitaire. You know if God of War was on there then yeah I'll drive
off a cliff but solitaire. Sotere. St. Peter will be roasting your ass at the
pearly gates. Solitaire? Your bitch has died for solitaire? Oh this shit is hilarious.
Yo mother Teresa come here it is yeah bring Jeffrey Epstein with you. Can bring Jeffrey with you.
Oh, this shit is crazy.
Wait, what?
Jeffrey Epstein's in heaven.
We're just going to carry on like that didn't happen, guys?
We're just going to let that go.
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was actually the one Confederate statue that I feel should have been kept up.
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When have you ever seen a statue with the General looks like he's shooting his way out of a salute, you know?
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Every other statue, the general says, like a wise old man.
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Oh yeah, sure, that's why.
All right, but let's move on to our main story.
For decades, owning a home has been one of the core parts of the American dream, just below dating Pete Davidson.
But right now, actually buying a home is harder than Matt Gates watching the news saved
by the bell.
With the housing market red hot, prospective buyers are trying not to get burned as demand
soors, but supply is limited.
Home price is rising at their highest rate in 15 years, and demand so intense that
Redfin
reports nearly half of homes are selling within a week of hitting the market.
Prospective home buyers in astronomical bidding wars.
Homes vanishing from listings hours after being posted. You go to an open house.
There could be 50 cars in a line outside waiting to see that property.
People are so desperate that they'll court favors, you know, potential sellers, tickets
to rare events.
Even houses with notorious histories are selling.
This is the 100-year-old Mediterranean-style home in LA, where the Charles Manton
family murdered Leno and Rosemary Labianca in 1969, but in today's market it was snapped
up from $1.8 million dollars.
Okay, okay, okay, I know what you're thinking right now.
Why on earth would you buy that house? Someone was murdered there.
Yeah, exactly. Someone has already been murdered there.
What are the odds it'll happen again?
I mean, I'd sleep like a baby in that place.
But seriously, people, the housing market has gotten crazy in America. I mean some
people are buying a house just hours after it's posted online. A house! Hours!
Meanwhile I read reviews for six months before I finally decide which water
bottle to buy. Now that I think about I should have gotten the blue one.
But the question is why has it become so hard to buy a home in America? Well, let's find out why. In another
installment of, if you don't know, now you know.
When it comes to why the housing market has gotten so insane lately, it's kind of a perfect
storm of many different factors, right?
You've got not enough homes being built to keep up with the housing market has gotten so insane lately? It's kind of a perfect storm of many different factors.
You've got not enough homes being built
to keep up with the population growth.
You've got historically low mortgage rates
so more people can buy houses.
And then on top of that, more people are able to work from home.
So they're leaving the city for the suburbs, where maybe, yes,
there's not as much excitement, but you and your spouse have way more space
to murder your neighbors.
But it turns out there's something else
driving up demand for homes,
and that's who is competing for them more than ever before,
starting with the guys who tend to ruin everything.
Wall Street.
With home prices soaring to record highs,
there are mounting questions
about the billions of dollars big financial firms are pouring into the market
and pricing out some would-be buyers. Blackstone has been on the single-family
home buying rampage. It began late last year going head-to-head with other
major Wall Street players. Large financial firms, often backed by private
equity, buy up and rent out single-family homes.
The companies typically use computer algorithms to identify desirable property so they can
bid quickly.
They're very aggressive.
Their offers come in all cash.
They come in sight unseen.
So as soon as the house hits the market, you got an offer from them, okay?
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One of them is invitation homes, which owns more than 12,000 single-family houses in the
Atlanta area, and nationwide, more than 81,000.
Three other large firms own more than 100,000 homes combined.
One of them just announced a $5 billion fund to buy more.
Okay, okay, I know what you're thinking right now.
Why on earth would we allow Wall Street to mess with the housing market?
They caused the housing crisis.
Yeah, exactly.
They already caused a housing crisis.
What are the odds it happens again?
Not sleep like a baby in that place.
But yes, Wall Street is now buying up tons of homes
all across America.
Because what better way to fix your image problem than to become the nation's biggest landlord,
I guess.
And regular people, regular people try to buy homes, well, they don't have much of a chance
going up against Wall Street.
I mean, Wall Street usually has more money.
That's kind of their whole thing. only hope is to like try and distract them by asking how their crypto is doing. Yeah, and then by the time they're done answering, you'll be an escrow.
But it turns out there's another group. There's another group that's driving up
prices and they're not bankers. Yeah, it's not evil greedy bankers. In fact, it's
your mom. There is a generational fight that's playing now and partially to blame for more expensive home prices. You've got 90 million millennials, largest generation in US history, storming the marketplace
and really looking for that dream of home ownership to start building well through owning
their own property.
So we have millennials aging into their home buying years.
Baby boomers, meanwhile are healthier, they're living longer and they want to age in place.
They're all competing for the same smaller houses. Baby boomers are looking the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, and they want to age in place. They're all competing for the same smaller houses.
Baby boomers are looking to downsize, while millennials and Gen Xers are looking to buy smaller
entry-level homes.
So many baby boomers are active in the housing market that it's become much more difficult
for millennials to buy a house. In general, boomers have a lot more money to outbid them. That's right. Boomers are dominating the housing market,
and there's an eight-hour Beatles movie on TV.
They live in their best lives.
What's left of them?
Because you know, this sucks for us millennials.
This wasn't the plan, okay?
You boomers were supposed to get old,
then we would sell all your shit
and move you into a nursing home where you get all the jello and geriatric hand jobs that you want and then we take your
house. That was the deal. You guys get to destroy the planet. We get the wreck rooms, damn
it! So with private equity squeezing them on the one side and their parents on the other,
young people in particular are in a difficult spot when it comes to buying a home. And they really only have two choices. Go live in the woods,
you know, make a home out of sticks and mud and join book clubs with squirrels or get really
creative. A new trend hitting the housing market.
Millennials are teaming up with their friends to buy their dream home together.
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their cheap dream homes in far-flung places. More millennials are buying fixer-uppers.
A big draw for young buyers. Fixer-uppers are often cheaper. Sometimes they go
for as little as $20,000. Where are they finding these gyms? Well leave it to millennials to do their house shopping on Instagram on a page called cheap old houses.
Why do you think millennials are so attracted to cheap bold houses?
It's cheap and his own.
You know, sometimes reporters ask the dumbest questions.
Why do millennials love crappy old houses that nobody else wants?
Because it's their only option.
It's like asking me in grade school,
Trevor, why do you love sitting by yourself at lunchtime?
What draws you to a life of spending recess
with your imaginary friends?
I mean, do you know how hot it is
to buy houses off Instagram?
You gotta slip into the houses DMs?
Yo, does the carpet match the drapes? No, for real, I need to know if the carpet matches the drapes.
I can't afford to buy a new drapes,
so I just need to know, man, and I've got a budget.
So that's where we are right now.
Thanks to Boomer's and Wall Street,
owning a home may soon no perspective on the nation's housing crisis
and what can be done about it, we turn now to Desi Leidic.
Desi, I understand that you've been looking for a house recently.
Is that correct?
Yes, I have.
I had a two-bedroom apartment,
but it's just too small with three kids.
Oh, I don't know you have three kids. Oh, I don't. I don't know whose kids they are.
They just showed up one day and they wouldn't leave, so I had to.
I'm sorry to hear that, Desi.
So how has your house search gone?
Ugh, it was rough at first.
I mean, demand is high, people are desperate.
The open houses get mad if you take all the tho to a little outside-the-box thinking, I finally found the place of my dreams.
Yeah, wow, Desi, it actually looks amazing.
Yeah, yeah, it is. It's got a chef's kitchen, walk-in closets,
five washer dryers for all the cult members, and a rain shower.
I'm sorry, wait, wait, wait, what was that last part?
The rain shower? No, do you say a cult? Did you join a cult? Okay, yeah, look, I know what you're thinking,
but let me tell you what, if you want a house in this economy,
your best option is the blessed door of our god King Craig.
Why pay half your salary for a three-bedroom house when for free,
you can live in a 75-bedroom compound, and it comes with a home gym,
and a breakfast nook for a daily to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their gym, and a breakfast nook for a daily diet of hot dogs and smores. They only feed you hot dogs and smores? Yes, but the hot dogs are inside the smores.
It prepares your body to merge with your future robot host, or something. I don't know, I don't actually
believe in any of this. What I do believe in is bathrooms and this place has 50.
Desi, I don't think a large house is worth submitting yourself to a cult.
I mean, does this Craig guy even know that you're just doing this for the housing?
I don't know, why don't you ask him yourself?
Craig, come meet Trevor.
No, no, no, no, no, please, no.
The day of judgment is upon us, Trevor, Noah.
Join my flock on the full moon of our final suicide or or or or or or it next to the heated swimming pool. I'm sorry what?
You've got a heated swimming pool? Yo, that shit is dope! What? I know, right?
Come down in the suicide orgy and check it out. Come on now. We can leave before the
suicide. Yeah. All right, yeah, I'll see you guys there. Thank you so much Desi and Craig.
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Desi and God King Craig. Thanks guys. All right, when we come back, Roywood Jr.
gives Kpop Superstar Group Espa a tour of his New York. You don't want to miss it.
Man, suicide orgy. Sounds like fun. Welcome back to the Daily Show.
The superstar Kpop group Espa was in New York City just the other day.
And it turns out that our very own Rawwood Jr. is a huge K-pop fan.
So he decided to welcome them to New York in his own special way.
When I heard that K-pop Superstar Group Espa and their avatar counterparts were coming to New
York, I knew
I had to meet them.
Their innovative blend of digital and real-world performances has changed the K-pop game,
and if I got to know them, maybe my nieces would stop texting me about how uncool I am while
we're sitting in the same room.
They needed an experience tour guy to show them around the VIP way. Luckily I parked in their the the the the the the their their their their their their their their parked in front of that guy. So I invited Jicelle, Ning Ning Ning Ning, Winter, and Karina
on the most informative New York bus tour in history.
Where are the avatars?
I've had seats for the avatars, too.
Oh, they're in.
They're the flat right now.
And what is the flat?
Like a virtual space for our avatars. Yeah. They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they. They, they. They, they. They, th. They, th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thee. theea. thean. to thean. thean. thean. the the thean. And, where, where, where, where, where, where, where thi. And, the flat? It's like a virtual space for our habitat. Yes.
They're not real people.
I knew that.
Yeah.
I knew they weren't really, too.
I was just quizzing you.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Now if you listen closely, you can hear the siren.
That is the official sound of New York City.
Oh, pizza!
I want pizza.
New York City, bagels and pizza.
Bagels and pizza?
Yeah.
What does ESPA mean?
The A and the E at the start of ESPA means avatar and
means avatar and experience,
avatar and experience,
so it's kind of like having a two-sided thing where we have an avatar friend and we experience a
new world together. Like a virtual reality.
So Metaverse.
Metavers. Yeah. Okay, okay. That I understand. I understand the mevers. I know a dude in the
me 12 dollars. I figured the best place to start the tour was at every New Yorker's most favorite place.
So this is Times Square.
Lots of videos and lights and flashlets. It looks. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the the the the the virtual. It's like the virtual. It's the virtual the virtual the virtual the virtual the virtual the virtual the virtual the virtual reality. It's the virtual the virtual the virtual the virtual the virtual the virtual the virtual the virtual reality reality reality reality reality reality reality reality reality reality. the virtual the virtual the virtual reality. the virtual reality. the virtual reality. the virtual the virtual the the virtual the the the the the virtual. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's virtual. It's virtual. It's virtual the the place. So this is Times Square.
Lots of videos and lights and flashbits.
It looks like if a computer virus took over New York.
There's lots of stuff going on in Times Square.
There's even a spot in Times Square, but there used to be a record store.
Ooh.
Yeah, you used to have to buy me. How old are you all?
Oh, that's why I work right there.
That's my building.
Trevor Noah's in the wall.
Hi.
Up there is where the ball drops.
I don't think they're doing it today.
I think it's only on New Year's.
I mean, I'm the one they lives in New Year.
Harry. Oh, Harry Potter. Oh yeah Harry Potter that's the homie I know Harry. Oh yeah.
That trash can is where Oscar the grouch lives. Oh, popular trash can.
That pigeon was in Home Alone too, I think.
This home? Yeah, that home alone. That one was done.
Espa was extremely impressed by my vast knowledge of the city.
I think he's a liar.
Manhattan, this is also where we have the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
So really huge parade.
We're performing in it this year. You should come watch.
I'll try, I might be busy.
I'm actually booked in the TJ Max Thanksgiving Day parade.
It's not really a parade, it's like a little get-together in a parking lot.
But it feels like a parade if you drive slower.
That's cool.
While I thought about how I was gonna get TJ Max's phone number
and convince him to throw a parade,
became the New York's second hottest shopping spot.
All right, so this is Madison Avenue.
There's a lot of fashion.
There's a lot of fashion.
In this side. New York is known for fashion. Even the dogs here have fashion.
Wow.
Dogs wear nice sweaters, then they go outside in peace.
I think that's where a gossip girl lives.
Oh, gossip girl.
Hi, Blair.
Boy, this tour guy thing sure was easy.
I think he's the liar.
There's a Chanel. Chanel Alexander McQueen Yvon-Chi!
Y'all know Jvonchi?
Yeah, we're ambassadors for Jivonci.
We're all ambassadors for Jivanchi.
This is Jvonci.
That's Jvonci?
All that's Jvonci?
We all are Jvonci girls.
This is Tjee Max.
Oh, thee.
T, tho' expensive part of town.
This is an American hospital.
Oh, don't stare at it too long because it costs money to look at an American hospital.
Our health care is so expensive, it costs money just to look.
That was $10 right there.
This is where Spider-Man fought Green Goblin. Spider-Man? Yeah. Also I believe in Ghostbusters, the State Puff
Marshmellal Man. The Avengers had a big fight right here. Oh yeah! Yes, the Avengers,
he was Thanos, he came down, May was fighting all Iron Man used to live around the corner.
I was making progress. They were definitely impressed with my knowledge in New York fights. came down, May was fighting all Iron Man used to live around the corner.
I was making progress. They were definitely impressed with my knowledge of New York fights,
but wait until they see how famous I am.
What's up, theymea?
Oh yeah, if you see people recognize me because I got a video, it's because I got a video,
you're a million. Congratulations.
I'll teach y'all how to go of the album.
What's the most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most of the most of the most of the most of the most of your the most of your to go to those albums. What's the most of any of your videos ever done? Like 100 million views.
100 million?
Yeah.
In one video?
Y'all had one video do one?
Yeah, one video.
A hundred million?
Yeah. Yeah. 100 million. Yeah. Yeah.
I gotta get in the singing.
Talk to your people and see if y'all need like one more member.
Do y'all need one more member?
If you don't mind, you know, dancing and singing?
I can't dance.
Oh, then. I can't dance. Oh, then.
I can't sing either.
Oh.
I was starting to think I was losing the band's respect.
So I decided to win it back by heading to the hottest spot for black performance and the
hottest spot for white gentrification.
This is Harlem.
That's the Apollo Theater. Now, the Apollo Theater, that's where so many the comedeeahahahahah comede rest got boozed by strangers, got boozed so terribly that they almost gave up comedy.
Their dreams almost never came true.
So sad.
So sad. You know, let's go to karaoke.
Oh, yeah.
Just a small town?
As I ended the tour with a rendition of Don't Stop Believing, it was so good they asked
me not to sing again, I could tell that I nailed this tour guide thing.
But don't take my word for it, just look at their five-star reviews that I made them
type as I watched. The only question was, would they return to favor?
When I come to Seoul, you all can show me around.
Oh, yeah. Cool. I'm bringing my avatar, too.
Oh. But he's not staying with me because he snores.
You all got to find some way for him to stay place.
Thank you so much for that, Roy. All right, when we come back, California Governor, Gavin Newsom, will be joining me right here in the studio, so don't go away. Welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest
tonight is California Governor Gavin Newsom. He's here to talk about his new children's
book inspired by his own lifelong struggles with dyslexia and how it has shaped him as a political leader. Gavin Newsom. Welcome to the show. It's good to be back. It's really good to me. G good. G good. G good. to to to to to the to the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. too. thi. too. too. too. too. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. to thi. to to the to the to the to the to the too. too. be back. It's really good to see you again, Governor. It's been a while.
The last time we spoke was over Zoom.
Yeah.
Was at the height of the pandemic?
Yeah.
Just, I mean, obviously, we're still in it, but just looking at everything that's been going on.
How do you think California's doing right now in the t. In fact, we peaked in that first week of January where we were getting body bags from outside of the state.
We had one of the best summers of any state in the country
among the lowest positivity rate and case rates.
We start to see an increase, but we're now about the fifth lowest,
2.2% of positivity in the country.
And for one reason, at the end of the day, it's that we have led with vaccinations and minister doses. 93% now of adults have received at least one dose and the key is to continue to promote
these life-saving vaccines and boosters.
That's the only way out of this.
You've had a, like a really rocky journey, you know, to say the least, you know,
I mean, California went through a really tough time, you know, and then obviously the whole country saw the George Floyd protests, and California saw some of the biggest, you know, and then you
had the pandemic itself, and then you went to the restaurant when you weren't supposed to go.
You didn't even mention the wildfires.
I was getting to the wildfires.
That was your personal wildfire.
Yeah, tattoo. Look, I hardly perfect. And those that are, God bless and write a book. I hope they do. But I'm not and I made it, it made a mistake. But yeah, I
let me ask you this though. Does that mean though that as a governor, you would have the same
level of maybe compassion for people who mess up with when they break the rules? I always have. I always have. And I mean honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, it, it, honestly, it goes, it goes, honestly, it goes, honestly, it goes, and honestly, and honestly, it goes, it goes, it goes, and honestly, and honestly, and honestly, and honestly, and honestly, and, and, and, and honestly, it goes, and, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, and, it, it, and, it, and honestly, it, and honestly, it, and honestly, and honestly, and honestly, and honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, th. th. thi, honestly, thi, honestly, thi, thi, thi, and honestly, thi, and honestly, thi, and honestly, and honestly, tho, and honestly, and honestly, and honestly, tho, and honestly, and honestly, and honestly, and honestly, and, and honestly, thi, and honestly, it goes, the book, I always have. I'm very humble by the nature of the world and life.
And my own struggles and my own mistakes.
And of course, when you have dyslexia,
you have a learning disability growing up,
you're prone consistently to make mistakes.
It's an anomaly when you don't make a mistake.
That's interesting.
And so for me, this notion of resilience and grit and determination. But look, the key, the life, the life, the life, the life, the life, the life, the life, the life, the life, the life, the life, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and to, and I I I I I, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the the the the the the the another dyslexic, said, secret of all success, moving from failure to failure with enthusiasm.
You have to own up your mistakes, don't repeat them, and learn from them.
And at the end of the day, look, I get it.
We have to model better behavior as the leaders. But one thing I'm proud of, we've been a model in terms of science and health, thiii pandemic like every state has, but we have
not been shy to lean in, take leadership, and with that comes lumps.
Let's talk about the book. Ben and Emma's big hit. So they told me Governor Gavin
Newsom is going to come on the show, he's writing a new book and I was like, well the last time a governor wrote a book, his life didn't go so well. I was like, this, this could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could a the the the their. their. the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, the last time a governor wrote a book, his life didn't go so well.
I was like, this could be risky.
But this is different.
You wrote a children's book.
And I'm not going to lie, it was really endearing.
You wrote a book about how, basically your struggles with dyslexia,
which I didn't know you had.
Tell me a little bit about that.
Tell me a little bit about that. that. that. that. that. that. the the the the the the their the. But tell me a little bit about the story. I just kept seeing my name and I'm wondering what the stack of documents were and of course
wondering why I was going after school consistently and I didn't realize for years.
You were really struggling. I was doing speech therapy.
In fact, you look at these, I looked, I didn't look in 20 years at these old files. I mean literally doing speech thir-I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the their. I their. I their. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't their, I didn't their, I was their, I was their, I was their, I was wondering, I was wondering, I was wondering, I was wondering, I was wondering, I was the the their, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was the the the the the the the their. I was the the the the their, I was the the the the the the the the the the the the their, I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. the the therapy, learning disability that including inability to read
completely and inability to spell, and I still struggle.
This is a lifelong issue.
And of course, it's not unique to me.
I mean, it's jaw-dropping.
At least we estimate 20% of Americans.
20% of people around the globe.
20% of people around the globe, 20% of people around that number. That's huge. It's tens of millions of Americans, hundreds of millions of people around the globe, many that have been
diagnosed, many that gotten intervention support, many that haven't. Right.
And so I just want to destigmatize this. I just met with a bunch of young
kids, all of them that had learning disabilities and differences. And the number one thing they all in common, self-easte. And they they all their their their their their their their their their they all their their they all they all they all they all their th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, all thin, all thin, all thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin' thin' that that that that that got that got that got that got that got that got that got that got that got that got that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, the, the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an that's got got got that's that's that's that's that feel that they're stupid. Right. And I had terrible self-esteem, and I was in the back of the classroom,
and I had terrible grades, and I can't read speeches, even today.
So what do you do then before, how do you, what do you do if you can't read a speech?
I don't have a speech writer, it's just like you got to work ten times as hard as anyone else. Because you're using other parts of your brain, yeah.
Other parts of brain.
It's awkward to admit all these things, right?
Because you want to be the guy, this is my book, this is my book about how great California
and I am.
You know, I had a few setbacks. a single mom, she passed away almost 20 years ago, and she's Miss Kim and how she didn't give up on me,
even though she struggled.
And I'll tell you, it's heartbreaking.
I got four kids, a couple of them are struggling
with learning differences as well.
And as a parent, it's much worse,
truc, try to to be a today.
thrown to be like a word. That's an interesting question.
I never thought about that.
I think perfection, it's illusory, doesn't exist.
And we're consumed by it.
And I just, I hate our education system that doesn't incentivize mistakes.
It really is damaging beyond words.
What we need is the creative.
We don't make mistakes mistakes mistakes mistakes mistakes mistakes mistakes mistakes mistakes mistakes mistakes mistakes is the creative is the creative is the creative is the creative is the creative is the creative is the creative is the creative is the creative is the creative is the creative is the innovative. If you don't make mistakes, you can't find a new way of doing things. In politics, I mean, we destroy people for making mistakes.
Right. We do. And so as a consequence, well, there's a difference though between, I think,
destroying them and holding them accountable, right? You always got to find that balance.
Because I don't think you've been destroyed, you're here and actions at French Laundry meant that now you were taken to task, and then the people voted for you. I mean, you what, 30 points? So clearly the people are
like, all right, you know, Governor Newsom, we're going to roll with you. But I think there
is a balance sometimes in terms of like destroying politicians versus holding them
accountable, because they have power over people's lives. And, and not only are the the point I was making because I didn't say it effectively enough.
It's not being held to account.
You need to held us to a higher level of accountability because of our unique positions.
We have not just formal authority, but we should have some moral authority.
So I couldn't not agree more.
But I think about in terms of policy, in terms of good intentions gone awry.
Not the failings, but try new things,
being willing to take risks as it relates to iterative strategy.
It is challenging.
Yeah, no, I hear you.
And that's where people say,
see, oh, what, that's complete.
They try to make that investment.
The base one is complete in embarrassment and failure.
Right, right.
And then it's attacking your monitor. In private sector, I have 20 businesses. I started as an entrepreneur, restaurants, hotel wineries.
I'm really proud of pen to paper, myself, no inheritance, no, no, and, you know, all I did, I
actually did a, every month gave an award to the person who screwed up the most.
We had a failure award.
I wish I worked in your company.
It's never too late.
But the reason you did this is because...
To incentivize initiative and responsibility.
We're not victims. Be accountable.
Let me ask you this then.
Using your entrepreneurial spirit and mind,
combined with your leadership,
let's look at California.
And California is not the only place.
Please don't get me wrong.
But you know, we've seen a spate of like, you know, shoplifting and like these mass things where they drive in, they steal a bunch of stuff and they go.
And then we see some police chiefs now, I take what they say with a pinch of salt, but
some of them say like, oh, well, it's because people know they can go and steal $300,000 worth of things and then because there is, you know, no bail to their taile.., to, to, toe, toe, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, toe, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, the police, the police, the police, the police police police police police police police, the police police police.....e, the police.e, the police.e, the police.e, the police.e, and, the police.e, and, the police.e, the police.e, and, their.e, their.e, their.e, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe.e.a, toe.a, toe.a, toe.a.a.a.a.a. their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their versus reward ratio of what they're doing. So how do you find a creative way to create a safer state for people whilst also not jumping
into the industrial prison complex and then punishing people who shouldn't be punished
because they can't afford to pay bail?
How do you find that balance using that entrepreneurial mind?
Well, I'm in a unique position to answer that for two reasons.
One I come from California which led the nation and the lock them up three strikes.
To answer that for two reasons, one, I come from California, which led the nation and the lock them up, three strikes and you're out in 1994, fear of the others.
I mean, we were on the forefront of that and we saw prisons increase 175,000 people
at peak.
We had opened dozens of prisons and actually only opened up one new UC in that process.
And yet crime kept going up and up and up, we advanced reforms and we saw crime go down. Let me be specific. These folks, particularly on one of those networks, every single day, is talking about something called Prop 47 in
California. That was a reform in 2014 as it relates to the issue of shoplifting and property
crimes. It would be a felony if it was crime that was committed, that was $900 of goods,
roareds it from $400. Roughly, $450. The reality is in 2015, property crimes went down, larceny went down, shoplifting went down, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.
So if it's the cause of the spike, it must have been the cause for the decline.
Now, what's happening with the retail theft is unacceptable.
We have to hold people to account, and we're doing that.
And these are crimes well beyond the $900 threshold.
So it's rather specious these these these these these these thiiiousousousousousousousousousousousousousousousousous, it's threshold. So it's rather specious these arguments.
Plus, 39 Republican states, not just Democratic states,
did the same thing that California did.
31 states today have higher felony thresholds
in the state of California.
Interestingly, Texas has higher violent crime rates in California and property crime rights.
Why isn't Fox talking about those states? They are scapegoating these reforms because they don, because, because, because, because, because, because they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, thi, thi. Why isn't Fox talking about those states?
They are scapegoating these reforms because they don't support the reforms.
I'm open argument interested in evidence.
If we find that these reforms are not producing as they were intended, then we will
own that.
Same time, we have to own the responsibility to dress these organized criminal rings.
And these retail thefts are being done at scale,
in Minnesota, in Chicago, not just California.
And that's a whole different paradigm and challenge, and we are responsible, again,
accountable to addressing that issue, and we're doing that.
Well, thank you for the time.
Thank you for writing a really fun book.
I appreciate. Hope to see you again on the show. Great to see you.
Ben and Emma's Big Hit is available now.
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