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Episode Date: April 26, 2022Elon Musk buys Twitter, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene faces questions about her role in the U.S. Capitol riot, and Gia and Raashaun "DJ Envy" Casey discuss their book "Real Life, Real Love."See omnystud...io.com/listener for privacy information.
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Marjorie Taylor Green and half of the GOP can't seem to remember what
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is talking about.
Elon Musk and Twitter.
It's the hottest and messiest relationship drama this side of Riverdale and it looks
like after weeks of flirtation and fighting,
the new couple has officially done the deed.
Now it is official.
Elon Musk has bought Twitter for approximately $44 billion.
He's gonna be paying each share of Twitter, $54 cents.
In a statement released by the company,
Mr. Musk said, free speech is the bedrock
of a functioning democracy,
and Twitter is the digital town square
where matters vital to the future of humanity are debated.
This is a dramatic turn of events from earlier this month,
when Twitter was set to decline Musk offer,
adopting a so-called poison pill to block him.
That's right people.
Twitter said it would never sell to Elon Musk,
and then he produced the cash and they're like,
all right, we'll sell.
Yes, I guess they found that edit button after all.
It's actually kind of a historic moment.
This is the first time anyone at Twitter has changed their mind about anything.
Well done.
I feel like Twitter was always thto sell to Elon though, right? They just couldn't be too eager about it. You know, it's like a husband and a wife where it's like,
uh-uh, I am not going to that wedding. Forget it. It's not going to happen. And then three months
later, it's like buying Jurassic Park
after the power went down and the cages are opened.
Yeah, you're gonna spend a lot of time replacing
the teateels, that's all I'm saying.
But the truth is, look, in many ways,
this is a really smart move by Elon Musk. publishing platforms. Yeah, it's why Jeff Bezos bought the Washington Post, it's why Rupert Murdoch bought the Wall Street Journal. It's why Confucius
owns those fortune cookies. Yeah, yeah, because you see, then he knows that
none of us will play his lucky numbers in the lotto. That's genius. So you see, by
buying Twitter, Elon Musk gets to own one of the most culturally
influential publishing platforms in the world. I mean, remember this, think about it. Twitter is how the Arab Spring took off, right?
Black Lives Matter, blew up on Twitter.
The Me Too movement started on Twitter.
Trump used Twitter to turn himself from a reality show joke
into the 45th President of the United States and a joke.
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Don't play around. Shut you down, walk around smelling musty. So here's the thing.
Look, whether you are for Elon Musk or against him, you've got to admit,
it is pretty crazy that one man is now in control of all of that.
Because before this, Jack Dorsey didn't own Twitter. A lot of people think he didn't know.
He had 2% of the shares.
And even as CEO, he still had to answer to the board.
And the board still had to answer to the shareholders.
And Twitter itself still had to answer to the SEC.
But now is a private company.
It's just, thrown, it's. is up to him. And also whatever strain his weed guy gives him that day. I'm just saying, if he gets the wrong sativa,
there could be a race war people.
Prepare yourselves.
Like, this is the thing.
Whether it's a billionaire you like or a billionaire you hate,
as a society, I think we should spend more time
interrogating how easy it is
for billionaires to shape our world in their favor. Just think about it. You like it now, you don't like it now, but should they be able to do it? I don't know. But let's move on from Twitter to a
real battlefield. The invasion of Ukraine. Since before the invasion began, the
United States has tried to put pressure on Russia using economic sanctions,
which is basically taking away your allowance but for countries.
And the US government has cost a wide net. It's gone after Russian officials, oligarchs, companies, banks,
and of course Vladimir Putin himself.
But it turns out there's one high-profile Russian
who has somehow avoided becoming a target.
A new report explains why the US has so far refused to sanction Vladimir Putin's
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to be Putin's girlfriend, the Russian gymnast Alina Kabeva.
This is something that was deemed so sensitive that they decided to hold off because they
believed that Putin's response could be so irrational, so angry that there would be
so sort of backlash. Wow, this is interesting.
Oh, the US government has sanctioned everyone except Putin's girlfriend.
I guess they watched the Oscars and they were like, oh, maybe we should stay away from spouses.
I'm just, you play it safe.
And before we get into the sanctions or not sanctions, am I the only person who shocked that Vladimir Putin has a girlfriend?
Am I the only one?
Like, if there's any man out there who has some red flags, girl,
let me tell you about Vlad.
Yeah, I know some people like a bad boy, but this is next level.
Like, this bad and then there's genocide, okay? Also, Putin must be relieved that the US is not sanctioning his girlfriend.
Because let's be honest, sanctions take a relationship to a whole new level.
You know, it puts a lot of pressure on the relationship.
Yeah, I always tell my friend, sanctions in a relationship.
Oh, wow, yeah.
It's a lot of pressure.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sure Putin was relieved. more serious about his relationship than he is. Can you imagine how pissed his girlfriend would be? He's just like,
Vladie, how come America treat me like your wife?
But you still will not let me keep toothbrush at Kremlin, huh?
Tish tis to, Vlad, tis to.
And finally, let's move on to some entertainment news.
You probably know Netflix as the service with great shows that get canceled just when you become a fan and also the home of the saddest episodes
of Arrested Development ever. But right now some of Netflix's biggest hits are
actually imports from other countries and one of the hottest series on
Netflix right now is a reality show that is beloved in Japan but has Americans a lot
more divided.
Japanese game shows have never been known for their subtlety, but one new offering on
Netflix has jaws dropping. Old enough is an unscripted series, parents sending their two to five-year-old
children to run errands, from grocery shopping to dropping off dry cleaning or squeezing fresh juice.
Netflix calling old enough the most wholesome show you've ever seen, but the internet isn't
convinced.
Um, how is abandoning a tiny child to cross a busy road wholesome?
It gave me anxiety. Sure it was cute, but I'm not sure that's great parenting.
And while the concept might seem bizarre to Western audiences,
the show has been running for 30 seasons in Japan.
Japan is very different than the US.
Neighborhoods are more pedestrian friendly,
and the culture is more trusting of kids.
In Japan, parents chaperone their 10 and 11-year-olds on just 15% of trips,
compared with 65% here.
Some parenting experts experts experts experts experts can learn from the show.
It's a little nerve-wracking to let your kids go, but when you do,
they will just impress you.
Or they'll disappoint you.
They should always be an awe.
But yeah, one of Netflix's most popular shows, and easily one of my favorites,
is old enough,
which is all about kids doing things for themselves.
And let's be honest, I mean, that's the best kind of kid, you know?
It's like having a self-cleaning oven, but it's a child.
And I agree.
I absolutely agree that kids should have more freedom than they do.
This American obsession with protecting kids can actually mess with their heads. Like, think about it, parents in America will leash their kids,
but then let their dogs run around free.
Your kids should never look at your pets and be like, that lucky bastard.
I don't care what anyone says, man, American parents are overbearing.
You won't let your kids walk down the street by themselves,
but then inside the house, they just hand them an iPad and ignore them the whole day, huh? Just be like, Mommy, will you read to me?
No, no, no, no, shh.
Not now, I'm tweeting about how bad these Japanese parents are.
Go on, here, here, take the iPad.
Go on YouTube and learn about who rarely did 9-11.
Go on, go on. There's a whole camera crew nearby. They're like, they're by themselves. No, there's a camera crew.
If something was about to happen, that was bad, they'd step in.
You know, it's not like a nature documentary where they have to stand by and let the tiger kill the gazelle.
And now the windowless van approaches,
and up scones with little Mikey,
as the sun sets on Main Street.
The circle of life is complete.
All right, that's it for the headlines.
But, before we go to a break, let's check in on the stock market with our very own
finance expert, Michael Costa, everybody.
Things are looking crazy, Michael?
Yeah.
What is happening with the market today?
Well, I am absolutely crushing the market.
Okay.
And I got a hot tip for you, so let's get into it.
Actually, before I do that, the Japanese game show, I mean, I am that's unreal.
Right? You know, I mean, I know American adult children who can't execute those tasks.
You know what I mean?
I mean, but parents, you got to be careful sending your kids out to do errands.
I mean, I remember when I was a kid, and my dad asked my 25-year-old sister to go get
the family orange juice, she drove to Mexico and joined a cult.
Which reminds me, Christi, if you thithis, we still need orange juice back at the house.
So, look, I'm...
Okay.
Trevor, I'm so thankful this show takes place in Japan.
Yeah. You know, imagine a place like South Africa where the kids would have to watch out for all the giraffe in the street or... No, no, no, no, no, Costa. No, we have giraffes, but we don't have them them them them them them them them them them them them them the the their their the street or... No, no, no, no, no, Costa, no, we have giraffes but we don't have them
in the street. Because you don't have streets. Dude, don't be ashamed. You're doing good.
I'm not ashamed. You're doing good. You're doing good.
Look, maybe the reason I'm not impressed with these Japanese kids is that as a kid myself, I spent a lot of alone time. So look, look, my dad, he used to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, don't, don't, their, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, their. their, their, they. Because, they. they. they. they. they. they. Because, they. they. Because, don't, they. Because, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don So look, look, my dad, he used to take me camping and as I was setting up the campsite, he would drive off and he'd
say I'll be back in a few minutes and you know it would be a couple days
usually and sometimes I'd be up there on the mountain and it would start to
get cold and I wouldn't have a lot of drinking water so I would would warm the snow with my hands and then eventually I would pack up I the I the I the I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the up up up the up the up the up the the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to be the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the. the. the. I was the. the. I would would the. I would would the. I would would toe. toe. toe. I would would toe. toe. I would start the long trek home, you know,
through the winding, unforgiving mountains.
And eventually I would bust through the door of home and my mom, she'd be so happy to see
me, she'd be crying and she'd be embracing me and my dad.
He'd be so surprised he'd be screaming, you know?
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The one thought that would get me through all this Trevor was was my mom's warm embrace and her sweet smile
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The markets are bad, Trevor.
The markets are bad, okay?
Red is bad, red is bad, all right?
Now, these lines, you got to ignore these, unfortunately.
My apologies.
I uploaded all my computer data into my financial app.
These are really just personal stuff that measures on my computer. This is my salary once I passed it through inflation. The green line
are all my Twitter followers once I talk about race relations in the United
States. The green are my effectiveness of erections as I grow older.
It's an odd thing to measure but I did agree to Apple's terms and
conditions. So look, here's my hot tip. Here's my hot thing to measure, but I did agree to Apple's terms and conditions. So look, look, here's my hot tip.
Here's my hot tip.
Bonds.
Okay?
As this is showing red, invest in bonds.
Michael Costa, financial expert, believes in bonds.
Especially the bond between a mother and her son. Because as I'm gnawing on a coyote carcass,
it's the only vision that gets me home safe.
And also, when I lose my money in the stock market,
it's that bond I can rely on for a couple extra bucks.
So.
Thanks, Trevor. I think you were abandoned.
Michael, thank you so much for that.
All right, when we come back, we'll figure out why nobody can remember what happened on January 6th.
You don't want to miss it.
I love you, mom.
You might have been hysterical.
I mean, I think...
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I mean, I...
I think, I'm not, I'll... I mean, I... I mean, I... A little to the daily show.
A little over a year ago,
thousands of Trump supporters stormed the Capitol building in an attempt to stop the election from being certified.
And, they wanted to declare Donald Trump super president forever no backsees.
Now what was surprising is that by and large,
the Republican Party has decided not to hold any of that
against Donald Trump.
And I mean, let's be honest.
How can you stay mad at this face?
How could you stay mad at this face?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But the Capitol riot wasn't even the scariest s scariest s scariest s scariest scariest scariest scariest scariest scariest scariest scariest scariest the scariest the scariest the scariest the scariest the scariest the scariest the Capitol Riot wasn't even the scariest thing that happened on January 6th.
Because, you see, my friends, we're now finding out that something else happened that day.
Countless Republicans seem to have had their memories erased.
I know it sounds crazy, but, okay, look at what happened to Kevin McCarthy.
The leader of the House Republicans
and guy who has definitely called rap music the hippity hop.
He's one of Trump's firmest supporters.
Never waive it in public even after January 6th.
So when the New York Times reported that McCarthy had privately told colleagues
that he thought Trump should resign, he denied it fiercely.
He had no memory of saying anything like that he thought Trump should resign, he denied it fiercely. He had no memory of saying anything like that.
And then the tapes dropped.
I've had it with this guy.
What he did is unacceptable.
Nobody can defend that and nobody should defend it.
And the only discussion I would have with him is that it would be my recommendation
we should be not. It is my recommendation that he should resign, but yet McCarthy's memory of that call was completely wiped.
Yeah, on January 10th, he was all, I've had it with this guy, and then two weeks later he was chilling at Marilago.
Yeah, dude quit Trump, the way most of us quit Twitter. He's like, I'm deleting deleting this app. Actually I'm not going to delete it, but I won't check it again
until right now. Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet. Did you miss me?
And by the way, a lot of people were wondering if getting caught on tape,
slamming Donald Trump would be the end of Kevin McCarthy's political career. I mean this is Trump's party. You know if Trump comes out against him that's it it's over.
All it takes is one crying Kevin betrayed me and it's done. But instead Trump came
out and said he and McCarthy are fine. In fact he said I think it's all a big
compliment frankly they realized they were wrong and supported me.
Yeah you see Trump loves this stuff.
In fact, if you used to be against him, and now you're not,
he likes those people more than someone who loved him the whole time,
because it shows that he made you bend the knee.
Yeah, the dude loves converting people more than Scientologists and vegans combined.
Let me tell you something now.
If Hillary Clinton herself came out right now as
pro-Trump, I don't care what anyone says, let me tell you right now, she would be his new
favorite person. He'd be like, do we love the Crooked Hillary folks? Do we love her? Let
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I love her.
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Used to be cheeky.
So yeah, Kevin McCarthy completely forgot what he said on and around January 6th.
But it's not just him.
Take Rick Perry, Trump's energy secretary.
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But then today, CNN got hold of the complete message and it's actually signed Rick Perry.
Yeah.
I don't know what's worse.
The fact that he was part of an insurrection or the fact that he signed his text message.
That's such an old person thing to do.
It's worse than when my grandfather bought a bigger TV because he thought it would fit more channels in it.
So look, obviously something happened to Rick's memory too.
But as worried as I am for those guys, people I am really concerned
about Marjorie Taylor Green. Congresswoman from Georgia and Soccer Mom, who's definitely
slatched the other team's bus tires. You see, a few of MTG's constituents have filed a lawsuit
to disqualify her from Congress based on her role in January 6th. Yeah, apparently, there's something in the Constitution that says you can't run for office
if you do an insurrection against the government.
Yeah, you know how people had crazy ideas back then.
Yeah.
And now, look, we all know it's probably not gonna work,
but Marjorie Taylor Green was still forced to testify
at a hearing on Friday.
And it looks like nobody has been hit harder by January 6th amnesia than her. You didn't talk to anybody in government about the fact that there were going to be
large protests in Washington on January 6th.
I don't remember.
You spoke to Representative Biggs or his staff about that fact, didn't you?
I do not remember.
How about Representative Gosar?
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Okay, you don't recall this? I don't recall tweeting that, no.
Did you advocate to President Trump to impose martial law as a way to remain in power?
I don't recall.
You don't recall if you wanted to impose martial law?
You don't, wow!
I wish I had Marjorie Taylor Green's memory.
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Meanwhile, she can't even remember if she told the president to impose martial law.
Yo, yo, yo, let me tell you something.
That should be an easy one for most people. If you ever asked the president to impose martial law, Yo, yo, let me tell you something. That should be an easy one for most people.
If you ever asked the president to impose martial law,
you would never forget something that specific.
Like, if anyone can't say no to doing something
that specific and weird, you definitely did that shit.
Um, I, uh, have I ever tried to steal a horse and ride it inside a bouncy castle?
Um, your honor, I do not recall.
But you gotta admit that sounds like something a pretty cool guy would do, right?
Right? Members of the jury, right? Yeah.
But if it's not cool, then I do not recall.
Yeah, I don't remember.
So, Marjorie Taylor Green spent the entire hearing denying that she had any memory of anything
to do with January 6th.
But it turns out, my friends, that there may be a cure to this amnesia,
because one thing that can bring it back, even if just
for a little bit, is evidence.
And in another moment, Taylor Green first denied that she had called House Speaker Nancy
Pelosi a traitor to her country before kind of hedging a little bit when faced with
actual evidence of saying it.
In fact, you think that Speaker Pelosi is a traitor to the country, right?
You're, I'm not answering that question, it's speculation.
You've said that, haven't you, Ms. Green, that she's a traitor to the country?
No, I haven't said that.
Okay. Put a point in exhibit five, please.
Oh no, wait.
Oh no, wait, hold on now. Oh no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, I remember it now.
that you've busted me, I remember the whole thing, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, yeah, I remember it now. I love that move. Yes, that's when you tell your mom, yeah, I did my homework, and she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, I, yeah, I, I, to, to, to me, yeah, to, to me, yeah, to, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, well, let me show it to me and you're like, oh, homework! Yeah, I thought you meant my work at home.
I'll do that now, thank you mom for reminding me.
I, uh, yeah, no, thank you so much for that.
Look, man, I mean, clearly this person is unqualified for Congress,
all right, because politicians are supposed to be good at lying, okay?
This was just embarrassing. Okay, in my defense, I didn't know you had evidence.
I mean, I never have evidence for the stuff I say.
I didn't even know that was a thing you could do.
Keep in mind, people.
This stuff only happened a little over a year ago.
It's not like they're being asked to remember their prom dates,
date's eye color.
These aren't trick questions. party can seem to remember planning the insurrection or talking about it or even how they felt
about it at the time.
Kevin McCarthy, Marjorie Taylor Green, Jim Jordan, the list goes on and on.
When it comes to the events surrounding that day, it's almost like it's been erased
from their memories, which is obviously ridiculous unless...
On the next season of severance.
Did you talk to the White House about trying to overturn the election?
I do not remember.
It's one thing to forget work.
Governor to see McCarthy simply doesn't remember what he said about Mr. Trump's culpability.
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Jim Jordan can't seem to remember when he talked to Trump on January 6th. I don't know if I spoke with him in the morning or not. I just
don't know when those conversations happened. But what if an entire
political party couldn't remember January 6th? Did you talk with other
congressmen about overturning the election? I have no idea. Yeah. That's a perfect score.
Sometimes it's just easier to forget.
Hello. Coming to Apple TV Plus this fall.
And still let you done it again.
All right, when we come back, DJ Andy and his wife, Gia, are going to tell you how to save
your marriage, so don't go away.
Welcome back to the daily show.
My guest tonight are DJ and radio host. Welcome back to the daily show.
My guests tonight are DJ and radio host, Rashon Envy and his wife, Gia Casey.
They're here to talk about their new book about their 27-year relationship called Real
Life, Real Love.
Please welcome Gia and D.J. Envy. Welcome to the Daily Show. Thanks, fabulous. Thank you for having us.
You watch it, watch, you watch.
You know.
You know, there are not many books about marriages and relationships that get everyone online talking.
thanks, thanks.
Your book has caused quite a storm, I'm sure you have noticed, you know.
There are not many books about marriages and relationships that get everyone online talking, which I actually think is a good thing, but I want to start with the why. You know, some people write books about
how they did what they did in the relationship. It's always one person in the couple. You wrote
a book together. It's really intimate. It is also really vulnerable. Tell me why.
Well, for us, like you said, we've been together for 27 years, married almost 21 years. Wow.
And people constantly come up to us, friends, families, sometimes even people on the street,
asking us, how is it that we kept it together?
And I don't really like that question, because kept it together, kind of gives the
impression that you did it somewhat under duress.
I think the better question is, 27 years later, why do we still want to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be their their thethink the better question is 27 years later why do we
still want to be together? I like that. Because marriage is a choice but a lot
of people don't look at it as a choice. It's like after the honeymoon stage is
over, after the big beautiful wedding, typically around seven years down
the line, it's as though a lot of people feel as though they're trapped there or being held in a vice and I start wandering, but th.... the the the, th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thithough they're trapped there or being held in a vice and I start wandering but why is it that now we still want to be there so we wanted
to let people know. It really gets into the nitty gritty of relationships in a
way that like you know you like you know like you're DJ Envy you know what I'm
saying? I was surprised by the vulnerability you put in this book because you even talk about in the book. There's no denying that th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho tho thi thi thi. tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th book because you even talk about it in the book. There's no denying that hip hop for a long time has operated in a shroud of bravado.
Correct.
So hip hop has all been about,
I don't even talk about my wife.
You don't know if I have my wife.
I'm all about the streets.
You know, I got these ladies in the street.
It's a feeling.
It's a feeling. made, here's how I was insecure as a man, here's how I could have been a better husband, was there not a part of you that was worried that the DJ Envy would
now basically be losing himself to tell the truth? I think these are the
conversations we need to have. If you think about it, we can go to the
barber shop and we talk about our favorite NBA player, we can talk about our favorite music, but sometimes things thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin' thin' thi, thin' thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. that's that that that that that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, thean, theanan, thean, thean. thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, the, the, the, sometimes things that are important we need to discuss as well, and that is relationships.
I wish I had somebody at the ball shop and say, hey, look, my wife is, me and her arguing
about this.
Am I right?
Is she right?
What do I do?
you know, how do we solve this conversation?
How do we're not right fighting, meaning?
to win, to the same place and have a better, you know, description of whatever we're arguing about.
Because at the end of the day, we're on the same team.
If we're arguing, we shouldn't be arguing to, I shouldn't be trying to annihilate her.
She shouldn't be trying to destroy me in an argument.
We should be trying to get a silo where they think their relationship is terrible and everyone
is living great relationships because they're on Instagram right and then you
read the book and then you go like oh boy relationships are tough people
are struggling yes you talk about in the beginning of the book you were a
shitty man to her you talk about this in the book you talk about this in the I'm not, I'm not saying you. Gosh, Trevor. No, no, no.
You talk about being controlling.
You talk about being like, you know, you have this, you were like, you're like, you're like, you
were like, yeah, you can't go there, you're gonna go with me here and you're gonna
be in the booth when I'm DJing.
You, you talk about that.
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was shitty. Well I wanted to talk about what I did to be so shitty.
No, no, no. We've all been shitty in relationships. You know what I mean? I was a
good husband too at one point now but yeah but you know also I have a 20-year-old you know and she goes to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to wanted to teach her and show her what she should be looking at, right? Because I tell her if she finds a guy like how I was, run.
And we wanted to, it's not that funny.
But I wanted to also discuss, you know, the change and the evolution and what made me think about it
and why I was insecure. I was insecure because I thought she would find somebody smarter.
Somebody more handsome than me.
And I was really, really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallythan me uh... and i was really really at a place where i was like i can't let her
go if she leaves she's gonna find somebody else and it was my own insecurities
that almost ruined this relationship ruin the best thing i've ever had ruined a
relationship with my best friend we have six kids and i almost lost all of that
because i was insecure wow wow that's beautiful wow that's beautiful that's beautiful that's beautiful that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th you th you th you th you th you thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi Thank you. That's really nice because you see when we talk about that
bravado, take it away from hip-hop. Because people have been sold the idea of
perfect relationships, everyone who thinks they're not in a perfect relationship
thinks that they're failing. When in fact people who are honest go like, oh this is hard. It is hard to do. You talk about infidelity, you the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to thi. to thi. to thi. to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the. the. the. t about the things that you were going through. Gia, one of the biggest things women will talk about
is the embarrassment and shame that comes with being cheated on.
They go like, my self-worth has almost been publicly decimated.
In the book you share, how you found out from a gossip blog
that he was having an affair.
Now, people lie and everything, but that one was true.
When you're sharing that, when women women women women women, many women would say they say, they go like, if a man cheats on me, I'm gone, I'm out,
and yet you talk about all of your wise and your hows.
What did you learn in that moment
and what do you think people can learn
about infidelity in a marriage?
Okay.
First of all,
Roshan didn't cheat on himself. And a lot of women don't look at the situation that way
when they're cheated on, and some men, and some men. But it takes a tremendous
amount of integrity and self-worth to be able to hold yourself to a certain
standard when you're in a relationship, in and of itself, furthermore when
you're in the public eye, extend that a little bit more when you're an artist, a DJ, an athlete, or someone in that profession because like you stated earlier,
it's almost expected that you're living this single life where you're popping bottles and
in the clubs and have women around you constantly.
But for me, it was very important to write the book because I want women to understand that
men cheat and it doesn't necessarily have to write the book because I want women to understand that men cheat and it doesn't
necessarily have to be because of you. It is because of them. So I didn't feel embarrassment.
People ask me, how is it so easy for you to talk about? He's his own individual. He made a choice.
I didn't cheat. There's no embarrassment for me. There's no humiliation for me.
I own me and I have to decide how I'm going to move forward with my head held high.
It's very important for women to understand that.
When you...
When you...
When you talk about it in the book, what I love about this book is it's not a how-to book. I will say that. It's a book, it's a book that seems like a conversation. I to to to to to to to to to that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that I that I that I that I that I that I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to decide to decide to decide to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that I I I I I I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to it in the book, what I love about this book is it's not a how-to book. I will say that. It's a book that seems like a conversation you are
having with anyone who's reading the book. It seems like we've met you as a
couple, we get to know you as a reader. We see you talk to each other, you
talk to us as individuals. Some of your friends are getting their perspectives from the outside and from the inside. And one thing that was really intriguing to me, Gia, is when you talked about honesty through
a different lens, many people think the only betrayal that can happen in a relationship is
one where somebody cheats.
That's the only betrayal.
You dropped one of the biggest bombshells in the book and in your relationship when you told your husband you had been faking orgasms for basically, thi.... thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, thi, their, thi, thi, thi, their, thi, thi, their, thi, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, their, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, thi, thi, thi, th relationship, when you told your husband you had been faking orgasms
for basically a decade.
Yeah.
You got it, you know?
You got it, you know, you admit it.
You're like, this is also a betrayal.
This is a dishonesty.
Absolutely.
So walk me through that as a couple, because we'll talk about the online aspect later.
I want to get through that because I really really really really really really really really really really you you you you you you you you to to to want to get I want to get through that because I really enjoyed you talking about it with each other
here you are as a wife going I lied about this here as a husband going my
whole world is a lie correct yes so we've been together since I was 15 and he was
16 and he was 16 and he was 16 he was 16 wow and I lost my virginity to him on my when I anniversary. So I was 16, he was 17.
I was a virgin and he was virginish, relatively a virgin.
He had tried with somebody else, it didn't really, you know, he crossed the finish line.
So, so, so, it was virgin-ish.
So, needless to say, we were both very inexperienced, but even during those times I enjoyed our intimacy,
I enjoyed sex, but I didn't know myself what an orgasm was.
I came to figure it out, but when you don't understand yourself, how do you communicate your needs to someone else?
And the way that most young women are raised in this country, more than likely around the
world, it's as though we're subconsciously taught that women are playthings for men.
When you look at billboards, magazines, ads, television, music videos, anything.
You see beautiful women,
sexy women, sometimes scantily clad, and you believe that we're here for
the pleasure of men. So I prioritized my husband or my boyfriend before he
became my husband when it came to the bedroom and my needs came second and I
never communicated that with him.
I thought through love.
I thought I was catering to his ego and catering to the outcome that obviously any person wants
in that type of situation.
And then when I finally told him, it was years of frustration.
We were in an argument and I weaponized it.
Did she? To hurt him.
Did she?
I thought I was Mandingo.
Big Daddy long leg.
And then she sits in, I'm not a lie.
I would watch porn when I was a teen.
And porn you just, yes.
And that's what I thought it was.
They didn't need all of that.
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I'm like, oh really?
All right, well, how long?
Last week?
She was like, no, 10 years.
I looked just like that.
That's painful.
Very.
Yes.
And it wasn't that far stretched for me at the time we didn't behave as though we were on the same team.
If we argued it was to win, in the book we refer to it as right fighting.
We didn't care about understanding each other, gaining common ground, fixing the problem.
We just wanted to win so that we can kind of shrug our shoulder at the other person at the end and maybe tell our friends or whatever.
It was with that, that feeling where you just wanted to to to to to to to to to to to to to to win to win to win to win to win to win to win to to to friends or whatever. It was with that feeling where you just wanted to demean
essentially the person that you're with.
You want to hurt them as much as they've hurt today.
Like they say, hurt people, hurt people.
So that's where I was coming from at the time.
In the sharing of this, and I want people to read the books. I won't give it all them them the their their their their their their the the the thoe thoe thoe, thoes, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, th, th, the sharing of this and I want people to read the books I won't give all of it away because you break it down you talk about the ramifications
You talk about how it made you feel and I love that you also say you don't blame her
You don't go like I cheated because she did you go like no I now felt insecure. I went I went
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Everyone has this bravado.
Right.
Everyone has this bravado.
My wife would never talk about me.
I do my thing.
You know what I mean?
It's fake.
Yeah, but you had to have known, especially coming from hiphop.
You had to have known decided that the public ridicule was not enough of a factor to
consider you know versus you sharing a truth that many couples would love to
deny publicly. For myself it was like this I mean and I'm sure you've been through
it. I mean we've been canceled before you've been laughed at and jokes so
nothing bothers me. The only thing that bothers me is my family and my kids.
Outside of that I feel like we have a bigger mission.
And the conversations that we started with that are through the roof.
If I showed you my DMs and my wife's DMs of how many wives hit me or hit my wife and
says, I'm going through that same problem, thank you.
Now I can have the conversation with my husband, now I can have the conversation,
because I wasn't getting into that level that that that the the level, the level, the the the the the the the the how to please me and now it's a conversation and that's all we want.
Now that was when we were 16 and 15 and we figured it out, we figured out how to be intimate,
what makes her this, what makes me that.
And our relationship is on a whole other level.
So nobody can really bother me or make me feel any way.
I have my wife and my kids, nobody else really.
My fans. kids, nobody else really does honestly. That's your biggest fan. That's all the matter. But I make her orgasm now, I just want to put that out here.
I make her orgasm now multiple times.
I'm not, just going to put that out there.
Let me ask you this before, before I let you go, because I could chat to you
forever about this, honestly.
Before you go, I would love to know two things. One, you had to start
a new relationship, you know, which is something you get into in the book, is there was the
old relationship and there's definitely a new relationship. People are in relationships all over the
world. We always find ourselves in relationships that may be bad, and then now the internet says, everything is toxic, but you may not know when it's toxic or when it's bad when it can be repaired or when it cannot be
Gear from your side as a woman. What advice would you give to a woman to try and decipher between
Working on a thing that can be worked on versus staying in something that they shouldn't be
Well, first you have to figure out how you actually feel about the other person for me? For me when I found out I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the the the to to the to to to to to to to to to told told told told the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. the the try. the the the the the the the the the the th. For me, when I found out, I didn't, it didn't matter how I felt. I told him from day one that if he ever cheated on me,
that I was out.
And I meant it.
So I was out and a lot of work had to be done
to get me back in.
God was a huge part of it.
You'd have to read that in the book. But reparations had to be tha tha the tha the the the the. the. the the. the. the. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the, the the, that that that, the, the, the, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the the. the the the the theanananananananananananananananananananeanananeananeaneanananane. that that that that to be made.
Wow.
There's a part of the book called the New Deal.
So when people ask me how, with the exception of God,
the New Deal explains exactly what steps
Roshan needed to take to deserve my forgiveness,
to deserve my understanding, and to deserve my grace.
And he worked relentlessly to achieve all of those things.
And the key for me was until.
He was willing to do that work until I was whole again.
Until we were whole again.
Until he was able to fill in the holes that he had put throughout our entire relationship.
There was no expiration date, because a lot of men will say,
listen, I've been apologizing for two months,
I've been trying to make it up to you,
what do you want from me blood?
Like, what else can I do?
That approach is damaging because you're the offender, I'm the offeaned. Now, I have to expedite my and make you feel good again? No, that's not my job. You broke it, now you have to
fix it. And I wasn't willing to teach him how to do that. He had to figure that
out on his own. So all of his efforts, the time invested, the length to which he went to prove whole, to tho, the the th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thr-and, thr-and, thr-and, thr-and, thr-and, thr-and, thr-and, thr-and, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thr-s, thr-s, and to-s, and to-s, and toeeeeean, and toeeean, and toean, and throoooooooooooooothe things that he needed to become whole so that we could become whole again.
And it worked. And once I decided to forgive, I didn't look back.
Before you move on from that, though, there's something you said in the book, which is, I feel like a slight semantic but but a powerful one.
Because you know now you said he had to fix it. But what you said in the book is really interesting in that he wasn't supposed to fix you. He had to fix him. Correct. And then you began your
journey of fixing you as well. And I feel like there's a difference there in
healing is, you know, especially in the book when you talk about that. There's a
difference between you saying you have to fix me. Yes. Versus you have to fix you and the to fix you and then I'm the the the the. And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I am th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, to fix to fix to fix the th, their, thi, the the to fix thi, of of of of, of of of of of, of of of their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th, their th, th, th, thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiii, thii, thi, thi, thi, their thi, th fixing, before I let you go, you become new people. You become more honest, which is scary because the part to honesty is almost the end of
the relationship because you have to start a new one.
So in that fixing, what did you have to fix?
And then what are the new things you discovered about each other where you went?
Oh, in this new relationship, I actually love this person? I think honesty, whole honesty, and I have, the, thia, thia, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their thi, their to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have, so, so to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be told, told, so, told, told, told, told, the the their, so their, somea, their, their, their, their their their their their, their, their their their, their, their love you, you say I love my spouse, I love this person, but do we truly
know the definition of love, or do we just say it? And if I love somebody, I don't
want to lie to them, I don't want to hurt them, I still to try to them, I still to the butterflies when I see them, I'll never never never never never never never never never never their I I I I I their their I their their their their I the. the. I the, and I the, and I the, and I the, and I thrown, and I thrown, I thrown, I thruge, and I the, I thee thee thee the, I thee thee thee thee thee the, but the, but the, but the, the, but the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thr, thr, but thr, thr, thr, throoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe, but th oh, we love them, but we still do this. And that's not what I wanted. I wanted my best friend. And if that's my best friend,
she's going to be honest with me and I have to be honest with her.
If there's something that bothers me about her or something that bothers her, we have
to be honest. And now we're at on the other side, it's a thousand times better. We are better friends, we are better
parents, we are better lovers, we have a better relationship. We're just better as people.
And that's due to all the bullshit, I put it through. Man, it's an amazing book because it's so honest,
it's messy, it's imperfect and I think that's what every relationship is. Thank you so much for joining me on the short time.
Thank you.
Thank you very appreciate it.
All right people, Gia and Envy's book, Real Life, Real Love is available now and be
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