The Daily Show: Ears Edition - January 6 Hearings: Season Finale Recap | Daniel Kaluuya
Episode Date: July 26, 2022The monkeypox virus officially becomes a global health emergency, Trevor dives into revelations from the eighth January 6 hearing, and Daniel Kaluuya discusses his role in the movie "Nope."See omnystu...dio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Let's jump straight into today's headlines.
Okay, before we get into the big stories, let's catch up on a few other things that are going on.
First of all, Vladimir Putin has announced that he will unblock Ukraine's ports, and is good news.
But I trust Putin's deals as much as I would trust Elon Muskro on my wife, so we'll see how that goes.
Also, WWFounder, Vince McMahon, has been forced to retire after it came out that he may have paid up to 15 million dollars
to hush up sexual misconduct allegations over the last 20 years. Yeah, and you know something's over the line when pro wrestling catches
it because those refs never see anything, you know? In celebrity news, Drake is
under fire for posting a picture of a random woman that he saw at a
restaurant to his Instagram saying that he tried to airdrop the picture to her
so she could see how hot she looked. Yeah. And while it's not like the picture to her so she could see how hot she looked. Yeah.
And while it's not like the worst thing in the world,
I think we can all agree it's a little creepy.
You know?
In fact, there's punishment, Drake should have to ride the subway
and then let all the creeps airdrop their dick picks to him,
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trailer for Black Panther 2.
We're coming up for heaven.
And I don't know if you saw it, but that trailer was amazing and it was so black.
What?
Yo, black people were celebrating that trailer the same way white people celebrate when Trader Joe's
drops a brand new frozen meal. They're like pumpkin ravioli! What?
All right, but let's get into the big news of the day.
Starting with the major announcement from the World Health Organization.
And yes, you already know the news is going to be bad.
Because the World Health Organization, they never call us to say,
hey guys, we just want to let you know the world is healthy, everything's fine. No, they only pop up to say shit like this.
With cases rapidly on the rise, this morning the World Health Organization is sounding the
alarm on monkeypox, declaring the virus a global health emergency.
Across the country the numbers are steadily rising.
Less than two weeks ago, the CDC listed just over 1,400 confirmed cases nationwide.
Now, that number has nearly doubled with cases in all but five states.
The nation's epicenter, New York, where nearly 900 people have been infected.
The last time the World Health Organization made this designation was January of 2020 in response to COVID-19.
Why? Why?
Why?
Another global health emergency?
No!
We just got done with ignoring this pandemic.
I don't know if I can handle another one.
My heart can't take this.
And also, why is New York the epicenter again?
Haven't we been through enough?
Hurricane Sandy, coronavirus, the Nix.
No, I'm joking, I'm joking.
Sandy wasn't a complete disaster.
Seriously, people.
And what is it about New York?
Why do diseases love it?
What is it about this place?
Outside of the rats and the cockroaches and the subways full of feces and pals of garbage
on the sidewalk.
Hey, outside of all of that, why did it see that I love New York?
Now the good news and the big difference between monkeypox and COVID is so far, monkey
pox doesn't seem as danger.
So far, we still got to take it seriously. But for most people, it gives you some some some some the painful and then it's gone. Yeah and after COVID I'm not gonna lie that
doesn't phase me. Yeah because it's like is it gonna kill a million people and
shut down the planet? No? Well then I'm taking these boils to the club baby.
Aye! Aye! Aye!
Ay!
Now you may have noticed that online or somewhere else, people are saying that monkeypox
is a gay disease.
Please understand that that is not true, all right?
Yes, gay men who are very sexually active are at higher risk of getting the disease because
it's transmitted through touch, but it is not a gay disease.
So while we should make sure the gay communities get the support they need, we also shouldn't stigmatize them and make it seem like the like the like the like the like the like the like the the them, the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thr-a, thr-a..a.a.a.a.a. tooooooooooooooooooiiii.a.a.a, thea, thea get the support that they need, we also shouldn't stigmatize them and make it seem like monkeypox is their disease.
The same way COVID, the same way COVID wasn't a Chinese person's disease, the same way AIDS
wasn't an African person's disease, all right?
No matter where a disease starts, if you don't stop it out, it could spread out to the
larger population. It's how diseases work.
You know, some disease might start in a fret house,
but if you don't stop it,
one day your granny could be on the phone with you like,
I don't have much longer, sweetie.
The doctors say I've got f-boy fever.
It's really bad.
So let's not blame any one group of people here for monkey parks. The ones we should be blaming are the monkeys. Yeah, don't forget
all these diseases come from monkeys. And it's not a mistake, they're trying to kill us. Yeah,
because you see, remember, we used to roll with the monkeys. And then what do we do? We secretly
went away. We got clothes and computers and we left our monkey brothers behind.
Yeah. Then they're like, all right, screw you guys. You said you were going to the shop to buy cigarettes, and now you built cities and shit,
and you left us naked in the bushes eating bananas.
We're gonna show you!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
But, even though, even though it's an emergency,
let's not get too stressed out,
all right?
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It's called climate change.
Yeah.
It's the reason everyone was sweating so much this weekend.
They managed to make weight for the big fight.
But I'm an accountant you made weight.
Get in there, champ.
Last week we saw how the heat was affecting Europe, right?
Temperatures were hitting seeing record-breaking temperatures, meters hitting triple digits in areas
throughout the north-east and that could be the case the rest of the week as well.
That's right, at least four cities set new marks including Boston, Newark.
In California, the oak fire has burned at least 10 structures.
These newlyweds coming back to their home to find it reduced to ash.
Many wondering if they'll even have a home to come back to.
Wildfire sending residents fleeing in the West.
Emergency crews in Yosemite National Park working day and night in the ground and in
the air, trying to contain the more than 15,000 acre oak fire.
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High temps and extreme drought have caused water levels to drop to their lowest point in about 40 years.
These new satellite images showing just how much water Lake Mead has lost to a massive drought.
Its water levels are at their lowest point since 1937.
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So jokes on you, monkey pox.
Yeah, you can't kill us if we're killing ourselves first, bitch.
Humans, humans, humans, humans, humans, humans, humans, humans, humans, humans, humans, humans,
human, humans.
Yeah, we're all gonna die.
But once again, we're being reminded, if humanity doesn't get our act together soon,
Mother Nature's gonna handle this problem herself.
The thunderstorms are gonna become more thundery.
The droughts are gonna be more drowty.
Planet's gonna be so hot,
Drake is gonna air drop it a picture of itself.
I mean, did you guys feel how hot it was this weekend?
Did you feel it?
This shit was no joke, my sweat was sweating.
For a second, I thought my Uber made a mistake and dropped me off in hell.
I said 14 streets!
It was so hot.
I was just walking into random stores, just like to steal their air conditioning,
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And the worst thing is, you know when you do that,
you have to act like you actually wanna buy something,
even when you don't.
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I'm gonna come back.
I'm just gonna go to Sephora because I need to get some of whatever they sell.
And, uh, yeah, I'll be back.
Yeah, I'll be back.
What was your name again? But again, let's not get too stressed about this disaster that could end human life
on earth because we can still change it.
And besides, we need to save some of our stress for another existential threat, the robot
apocalyps.
And Russia, a supremely bad move at the Moscow chess open, a chess-plained robot apparently malfunctioned
and broke its young opponent's
finger.
We see the robot taking one of the boys' pieces, but when he makes a move quickly, the robot
grabbed his finger hard enough to break it.
Officials say the seven-year-old didn't wait long enough before that next move, but he was
back playing the next day. So, so that robot tried to kill that child, and everyone just went back the next day,
like nothing happened?
Also who is programming a chess robot with enough strength to break a human hand?
This is chess, not UFC?
This is rook to chokehold, which.
I actually would watch more chess if those chokeholds, I'm not gonna lie.
But this is how it starts, people.
Siri stops listening to you.
A chess robot breaks a seven-year-old's finger.
Next thing you know, your rumba is sneaking up behind you with a knife.
Prepare to die.
to die, where are you humans?
Prepare to die?
All right, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's it for the headlines, but before we go to a quick break, let's check in on the stock market with our finance expert. Michael Costa
everybody! What's going on, Michael? More importantly, what's happening in the stock
market? Yeah, you know, I'm actually not crushing it. What? Yeah, psych, I'm
I'm crushing it. I'm also trying to bring back psych, but it's not really working.
Psych, it's working, and I'm crushing it, dude.
I've crushed it.
And I got a hot tip?
You want to make some money in the market?
I got a hot tip, so pay attention.
All right, so let's get it.
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Okay, first one, Wakanda Forever, all right?
And the second one is people have been telling me to stop doing that, all right?
So, that's my last one.
Psych, Wakanda Forever, you know what I'm saying?
All right, all right, so this is the W-Dah, actually, actually, the robot that broke the chest-
The chest robot breaks a child's finger and nothing happens to it?
That's unfair.
You know, but my two-year-old niece puts her finger in my mouth and I bite down and now I'm a monster?
Okay?
You ate the last cupcake, Denise?
You got to learn some boundaries.
All right, the big news, Trevor,
in the W.W.E, right here, is, and look, I wrestled in middle school, so I understand
this, okay? I wasn't on the wrestling team, but I was thrown down and beaten up a lot, okay?
Look at this, 8% increase in one day. I know what you're thinking this is wrestling. That's fake. No, no, no, no, no. This is real. Almost as real as those injuries I sustained
throughout middle school. But look, here's what happened. The CEO of W. W. W. W.
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that's when it got good.
That's what Vince McMahon is dealing with right here.
There's been a big shakeup at W.W.E.
They hide a new creative director,
Triple H, a former wrestler, or as I refer to him as,
ha, ah, Trevor, all right?
With this infusion of cash, I'm hoping the WW buy some better furniture, you know?
Stop with these folding chairs and these tables that break all the time.
How about some solid oak, something heavy like a hickory and then you hit the referee with that, okay? I promised you a hot tip. All right? Okay, here's a hot tip. Think about this, thi. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. With, thi. With, thi. With, thi. With, thi. With thi. With thi, thi, thi, with thi, with thi, with thi, with thi, with thi, with thi. With thi. With thi. With thi. With thi. With thi. With th, with th, with th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. then you hit the referee with that, okay?
I promised you a hot tip.
All right?
Okay, here's a hot tip.
Think about this.
If you're the CEO of a struggling company, okay, just say you're leaving, wait for the stock
to go up, right?
Then you say, psych, I'm back in.
Well, kind of forever.
Michael Costa, everybody. Don't go away, because when we come back, we'll look at the season finale of January
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After six weeks of televised drama, we finally come to the end of season one of the January 6 hearings.
The investigation into the day Donald Trump lost his security deposits.
And the latest news is actually about Steve Bannon, the former Trump advisor and
your daily reminder to wear sunscreen. Bannon refused to comply with a subpoena from the January 6th committee and now
he could spend two years in prison after being found guilty of contempt of
Congress. Yeah, and before you try and make some childish joke about, oh I hope he
doesn't drop the soap in prison, don't. Because Steve Bannon doesn't use soap, okay? It's not an issue. But anyway, let's catch up on all the other juicy details coming out of those hearings
in our ongoing coverage of January 6.
So, the January 6 hearings finally came to a close with the committee putting on a two-hour
prime time show, which they hoped would finally convince the nation that President Trump was
hashtag problematic. And because this was the last episode, they did not hold
back. The prime time finale for the January 6th committee lived up to its
billing. The committee presenting what may be its most damning evidence to date,
highlighting the 187 minutes between President Trump,
telling his supporters to march to the Capitol,
and when he finally told them to go home.
Trump spent much of that time at the White House watching
the violent assault unfold on TV
and refusing to publicly condemn it or call off the mob.
For hours, Trump ignored pleas by his aides, members of Congress and even his own daughter, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their to call their troeuiuiuiuioleckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckeckleckleaauuuiuiuiui.... toeckoomom. toeckluiui.. toeckoom. toeckoomb. toeckoom. the theecke, Trump ignored pleas by his aides,
members of Congress, and even his own daughter,
to call off the violence as it unfolded before his eyes.
The prime time event
painted the clearest picture yet
of how former President Trump waited until it was clear
that his supporters would not be able to stop the certification of the vote
before he made any attempt to call off the angry mob.
As he was gathering his things in the dining room to leave,
President Trump reflected on the day's events with the White House employee.
President Trump said nothing to the employee about the attack.
He said only, quote, Mike Pence let me down.
Wow. Trump watched everything that happened on January 6th and his biggest
problem is that Mike Pence let him down by, I guess, not being hanged.
He said he was my right or die, but when I asked him to die he wouldn't do it.
What a loser. He said he was my right or die, but when I asked him to die, he wouldn't do it.
What a loser.
But yeah, the main takeaway from this hearing is not only did Trump do nothing through three
hours of the best TV he watched all year, but he only finally spoke out once it was clear
that the coup had failed.
And everyone knows that move, right?
When you act too late as if
you wanted to do it but you don't. It's like that thing you do when you go out
with your friends, you know, you'd be like, oh let me grab the check. It's like we
left the restaurant 20 minutes ago. Oh, oh, well too bad next time. I got you, I got you. Now, I mean, if you want to be really generous, you could th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the toooooooooooooe. tooe. their the tooe want to be really generous, you could say the reason Trump didn't do anything on January 6th is because maybe he was in shock, right?
I mean, we've all tweeted crazy things, but if I tweeted, I'd kill for a MacRub and then my followers
burned down McDonald's, I wouldn't know what to do as well.
But it turns out that even on January 7the only reason we know this is because the committee
released the outtakes of his speech,
and they are hilarious.
I would like to begin by addressing the heinous attack yesterday.
And to those who broke the law, you will pay.
You do not represent our movement.
You do not represent our country. And if you broke the law, you can't say that.
I'm not going to, I already said you will pay the demonstrators who infiltrated the cap.
Have defied the seat of dust.
It's defiled, right?
So I can't see it very well.
Okay, I'll do this.
I'm going to do this.
Let's go. But this election is now over. Congress has certified the results.
I don't want to say the elections are over. I just want to say Congress has certified the
results without saying the elections over. Okay? But Congress is certain. Now Congress. Yeah.
I didn't say over. So let me see. Go, go to the paragraph before. Okay.
I would like to begin by addressing the heinous attack yesterday.
Yesterday is a hard word for me.
Ah, good. Take the word yesterday because because it doesn't work with the heinous attack
on our country. Say on our country. Want to say that?
No, I'm eating it. My only goal was to ensure the integrity of the vote.
My only goal was to ensure the integrity of the vote.
My only goal was to ensure the integrity of the vote. I'm not going.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm torn on this. I'm torn.
I'm torn on this. I'm torn. Because yes, yes.
Him refusing to say the election is over, that's damning as hell, right? But the rest of the stuff, I mean, it just seems like someone who's, to the to the to..... I, I, I, I, I, I, I, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, yes, him refusing to say the election is over, that's damning as hell, right?
But the rest of the stuff, I mean, it just seems like someone who's struggling to read, you know?
No, I get it. It can happen to you. You know it can happen? Sometimes you're trying to work with the camera and you don't, I understand.
But what I will say is really funny is how he says, he can't say yesterday but says yesterday.
He's like, yesterday, I can't say yesterday.
Yesterday's really hard. Nobody can say yesterday.
What is that thing, today?
What was that thing, by the way?
That was funny.
I've never seen him do that.
That was funny.
I've never seen him do that.
It's like a sassy trump.
But really, the parts of the clip where Trump refuses to say the election is over, that
is bad, right? And very optimistic, because say what you want about the man, he does not give
up. If he was a football coach, he'd be in the locker room like, okay team, we lost by 30 points and the other team has already
gone home, which means the end zone is completely unguarded. Time to run the
board, fellas. Get in there like yesterday. I said it! I said it! I said the
word! Now the committee didn't just expose the president for throwing a Trump- Trump-Trum.
No, that's hard.
Can we change it, guys?
That's hard.
That's hard.
Trum. They also took a moment to reveal that a lot of the bravado that we've seen from
far-right Republican lawmakers wasn't actually how they felt while the Patriottea.
the Capitol Republican,
Josh Hawley.
The committee highlighting Missouri Senator Josh Hawley's actions on January 6th as he entered
the Capitol.
As you can see in this photo, he raised his fist in solidarity with the protesters.
Later that day, Senator Hawley fled after those protesters he helped to rile up, stormed
the Capitol.
See for yourself.
The committee room erupting in laughter, watching Holly run.
Okay, I'm sorry.
But the January 6th Committee should be ashamed of itself.
They had no reason to show this.
They just wanted to embarrass a senator of the United States.
I just wanted to embarrass the man.
Why?
Just because he ran away like a little bitch?
I mean, what did he do?
Yeah, he raised his fist and he egged the crowd on, but is that a reason to show him
pissing his pants on national television? Huh?
Is it a crime to be crying and running away from the mob that you riled up?
Oh, he's such a bitch ass.
Let me tell you something.
That bitch ass thought the mob was going to kill him.
Is that funny to you?
This grown man running on his little gazes. I don't want to die. I don't want to die. You think that's funny? Grow up.
So sadly, that's it for season one of the January 6 hearings.
But good news, good news. It's already been renewed for season 2 that drops in September.
Yeah. And like any good series, they're leaving us with some major cliffhangers.
Will they find the Secret Service deleted text messages?
Will Liz Cheney and Adam Kinsinger finally realize the love they've been looking for, has
been right in front of them this whole time?
Will we find out that Steve Bannon was the source of monkey pox?
Either!
Either way, we'll be waiting with baits and breath.
All right, we gotta take a quick break, but stay tuned because when we come back, Daniel Kaluya will be joining us in the show. You don't want to miss it.
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Welcome back to the Danish show. My guest tonight is Oscar-winning actor Daniel Kaluya.
He's here to talk about starring in the new film, nope.
Please welcome, Daniel Kaluya, welcome back to the Daily Show.
Or should I say Oscar winner?
Come on. Daniel Kalilla. Welcome back to the Daily Show.
Thank you, thank you. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. Oh,
Thanks for having me. Or should I say, Oscar winner. thanks for having me. Oh, thank you. You see, this is, this is, this is like, this is Ugandan, Uganda.. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. to, to, to, to, to, to. to. to. to, to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. What do you mean? Thanks for having me? You see, this is like, this is Ugandan,
Ugandan manners. Yes. If you were Nigerian, you'd be like, I'm supposed to be here.
No, no, I'll be like, you're welcome. Yeah, you're welcome. Yes, it would be. Yo, I would love to know, how do you stay motivated after an Oscar? I start, I I start, I start, I start, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, this, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is this is this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is this is this is, this is this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is this is, this is this is this is this is this is this is this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is this is that. It's not, it's not like, I appreciate like, it's a blessing, but I feel like, it's just
like, I see it like a master's.
If you get a master's, you know, I've got a master's.
Oh, okay.
Do you know what?
That's how I see?
It's like, what, I'm going of key is that? I don't know what kind of key is that? What is that?
And you know what, you are using it. This movie, and people, you know, obviously we played the trailer and there's just a little piece of the movie there, but nobody knows what this movie is about.
Like, there were times when you didn't really know what was happening.
No, I didn't know. Like, you're looking up in the sky and there's clearly, there's no, I can't say it, but there's no thing in the sky, so you're like, ah, ha, ha.
And it's like 60% of the film, like, ha, ha, ha.
Like, there's nothing there.
And you're like, and you go, what's it going to look like?
And then, they'll show you some like imagine it and then like... But you have to trust Jordan.
That's a big thing. You know, he, I'm sure you've seen.
He loves you so much, you know, he just, he just, he feels like you're the greatest actor that he's ever worked.
He says in many ways you're his deniero, which is a huge compliments, you know?
Because the relationship scene, get out,
that was improvised.
And so, yeah, yeah, there was a whole scene that was written
and I'm like, instinctual, like, so I'm like,
nah, I don't, this isn't, he's got to get out.
Like, it's like, what's he's like? It's like, it's in the movie tab. And then I was, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, yeah, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, yeah, yeah, yeah, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there. There, there. There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there. There, there. There, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there. There, there. There, there. There, there. There was, there. There was, there. There was, there was, there was, there was a. There was, there was a. There was, there was a. There was, there. There'm like but he knows that she's he knows that she's no just ask what he's just
asked what he just asked the keys and I realized in that moment goes oh I
trust you and then so then I just did it so I did it there was no like
there's no back and forth I just no give me the keys I just shouted at a given the keys and that in the film. That's what I feel like you have. It's like exactly what you're saying. It's instinctual, you know, like even when I think about your journey in acting and
who you are, you've always had this, it's an uncanny ability to understand, not even who
the character is on the page, but who the character is inside of you.
Like I've always wanted, with any amazing actor, are they parts of the character that you keep with you or are you able to just like turn it off and then you're done after the project?
No, it stays with you. It stays with you. You have to kind of like, you have to, and then
that's why I usually like go away for a week by myself and you have to kind of get back to yourself and go, what were my habits? Because you're doing his habits, because you're doing, you're doing, you're doing, you're doing, you're doing, to, to, to, to, to, to, and, and, and, to, and, and, to, and, to, and, and, to, and, to, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, to, to, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, to, and, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and, the, the, the, they. and, they. and, they. they. the, the, then you but you then you you're not you're away from yourself you're here so you have to kind of go travel
back to yourself and go that's scary oh I want to watch this YouTube video
about silly stuff and I want to see it's Instagram video about I know
LeBron James saying something like and you go get back to your yourself you know to get back to you know I'm to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the to the their to the to their to go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their try. try. try. true you know I true you true you true you their to go go go go go go go go you to you to to to to of the best costs that out there, that is out there. I'm not gonna lie. You know I love you, but Kiki Palma.
Like, I love you.
I'm, she's just amazing.
She's just amazing.
She's just amazing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like best friends.
Every thee, thinks, like, you're like, no. But she knows how to push my buttons.
And she's like, digital.
It's funny.
It's funny.
We have like, we call it a sibilance.
Oh, I like that.
So like we have a brother and sister kind of dynamic, me and key.
When you're working with somebody like that, you know, again, trust comes into
in the picture. performing together, you're spending so much time together, you... Do you think it improves your relationship when you're in a tough situation acting, or
does your relationship improve the situation that you're in?
Like, which way does it go?
Because I know you don't always meet the actors beforehand, sometimes you meet on sets.
So you see your person's character when you're like going up against them. You see how generous they are, you see how much they're they're their, you're their, you're, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tapiii.e, together, thea, thea, thea, thiiiiiii.a, their, their, their, their, their, their, the much, how much they were there for themselves, or they're there for the script. What, you see who they're serving, because sometimes they're just serving themselves,
or sometimes they're serving the director,
sometimes they're serving the script.
So you see some, see stuff as a person.
So you would see that in life anyway.
So it's just a mirror, spending time with him beforehand and just going out and just being silly and just rolling out.
She took me to a house party.
It was fun, man.
It was cool, it was a good house party, yeah.
I want to ask you what happened there, but I won't.
I've been lucky enough to know you across the years and you have maintained that
sense of self.
You have maintained that generosity. You have kept kept that that that that that that that the the the their their their their their their their their their, their, thauuil, thauilgian, thi, thi, thi, thiauil, thiauiauiau. I, thiou, thiou, thiou. I was th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, ta, ta, ta, tape, tape, tape, tap. It, tap. It, tap. It, tap. It, t. It, tap. It, tap. It was, tape, tape, tape, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ttta, ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttauuu., ttttauuuthat you're in. I noticed recently that you joined Instagram.
What fascinated me was the fact that you're such a private person, you've always been.
How do you see you sharing a piece of your world as someone who's extremely private?
I'm still figuring it out.
I just feel like, I'm trying not to overthink it and just go, okay. This is what I'm doing today, like, I'm kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, liketo overthink it and just go, okay. This is what I'm doing today.
But I kind of like using the platform to show joy in it.
Because I feel like, all right, cool, let's show people have fun.
We have fun.
We have fun.
And like, it's a platform.
So then you create more fun in your life to then put theirs.
Then it contributes to a theme part today, and how can we do that? Let's show that. That's, I don't know, that's, I'm still figuring it out.
There's no like, MO, but I realized I wanted a direct relationship
with the audience.
Like, I care, like I care, like, I care about the audience.
I was just busy playing other people. I was going, I was going, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th.. th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I don't know, like what am I going to post about? I shot a police officer this morning and I'm on the run.
Like, so like, I didn't, I didn't, so then now I'm like a bit more into myself.
I'm like, oh, yeah, this is what I do.
Like, oh, yeah, do this a little bit of that. But I'm still figuring out. Before I let you go, there's one question, there there's there's one the the the th, th, in in your speech you said I want to thank my mom and dad for having sex
you're the only person that's asking you're the only person has asked me
I'm only person as I'm only person has ever asked you like their favorite
to ask you like their favorite rappers from fromthe UK. And it was like such a joyous moment.
But I didn't notice, your mom was there in the audience.
And you said that.
She was in London, which is probably why I did it.
No, but who's in the audience?
Oh, but they cut to them.
Oh, they cut to them. they're cut their. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. to. to. the. to. the. to. the. the. the. the. to. the. the. to. the. the. the. the. the. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. t-. t-..................................... the.. the. the. the. the.... Yeah. And they cut to her and your mom is an African mom and her, everyone was like, ha, and
your mom was like, did this guy just say I have sex on TV?
So from one African to another, I would like to know how did you avoid the volcano that
comes?
Did she say anything to you about that?
Of course she did, like, but it was months later, like, it's cooking. It's still like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I............................................................... it's cooking. It's still cooking.
Like, if I do something, like,
like, it's like, but, but like,
I was like, I've got your personality.
So, like, but yeah, it was interesting.
I faced time the right after I was like, I'm, mom, mom, mom,
I'm joking. It happened, but I'm like, people asked me, like, why did you say that? I'm like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th people ask me, like, why did you say that?
I'm like, how did you get here?
Like, how did everyone get here?
Like, me, mom and dad had sex, you know what, you know what,
and their mom and dad had sex, you know what, you know what?
But you know, but African parents are like, we know how
we know how you're like, you know what, Daniel, thank you so much for being on the show. Thank you for joining me. Thank you for entertaining us. I appreciate my problem.
Nope is now playing in theaters and Imax nationwide.
Daniel Kaluya, everybody.
We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back.
After this.
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