The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Jon Stewart's Epic Showdown With Bill O'Reilly & Mike Huckabee
Episode Date: February 10, 2024In a pair of memorable Daily Show showdowns, Jon Stewart tangles with Fox News host Bill O'Reilly on the topic of white privilege and presses Mike Huckabee on what "corrosive culture" really means. S...ee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show.
It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, TGID.
Thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me.
The election. Economics. Earnings calls. What are
they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient
to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance it's probably second.
I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go,
but how many of them come out on Thursday?
I mean, talk about innovative.
Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart,
wherever you get your podcast. You're listening to Comedy Central. Welcome back, my guest tonight.
He's the host of the O'Reilly Factor on the Fox News Program channel.
His new book is called Killing Pat and the Strange Death of World War II's most audacious general.
Please welcome back to our program, Mr. William O'Reilly.
William.
Hello, William.
Hello, William. Hello, William. I'm sorry. So, have a seat.
Have a seat.
I'm glad given the Ebola scare, you still are shaking my hand.
I think that's a positive step.
I know you're very frightened and I just want to tell you everything is going to be okay.
There you go, baby.
There you go, baby.
Keep back going. That's settled down.
The book is called Bill O'Reilly, Killing Patten.
It's like the eighth.
We're just going to call this series Killing Trees.
They still like crazy.
It's one of them.
You didn't want you to read it.
No, I didn not read it. I'm going to wait for the lifetime series. But I want you to direct it.
I will direct it. I'd be happy to direct it. I'd be happy to direct it. You know I'm a director now.
I know you have a vampire movie coming out. Something like that. It's one of them tween movies where love is found unexpectedly. That's a theme of killing Patton. No, it's not. Here's what I love about this. Look at the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the director. I'm the director. I'm the director. I'm the director. I'm the director. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I I I I. I. I I I. I. I. I. I. I the director. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm the the the the the t. I'm te. I'm te. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thea. I'm the th. Look at the cover there. It's just like, Patton's just sitting there and Hitler's just giving him the eyeballs.
Look at Hitler.
Oh, I'm gonna get you.
All right.
Listen to me.
Here's all I want from you today.
Uh-huh.
This is it.
This is all we got I know I knew you right. That's all of them. That's it. Just a little, I just I just want you to say I'm
terribly terribly wrong on this. I just want you to look at me. In your case there is
white privilege. No, thank you. The fact that you're here sitting there, he doesn't even shave. that that. the fact that's that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their. I I I their. I the their their th. I their th. I th. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I just just just just just just the the the that. I just just the the that. I just just just that. I just just that. I just that. I just just that. I just that. I? That's a shave? What? There isn't? No.
No. This growth is from not. It's called Jewish privilege. It happens. We are, we are a
hearsuit people. Oh. You have said, you stated this. There is no, I don't believe that there's
a thing called white privilege. There is not. See now, okay. Now we have a conversation we can have a tie. there is white privilege. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. It is, th. It is, th. It is, th. It is, th. It is, th. It. It. It. It is. It. th. It. th. It. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. the. the. It's the. It's the. the the the the the the. It's the the the the the. It's there is white privilege, then there has to be Asian privilege.
What?
Because Asians make more money than whites.
What?
Oh, you didn't know any of this, huh?
Well, not, not.
Not in Vietnam.
What kind of Asian?
their American?
Well, no, Asian privilege.
They're from Asia. Okay, they make more money, higher education, more affluent. So it's Asian privilege, not white privilege.
You're missing the point.
And the point.
Sorry to confuse you with facts.
You're not, it's not the, okay, here we go.
The Asian immigrant experience is very different from the black experience.
So it's really, they're not equivalent.
And either way, white people, males, set the system.
So that's what privileges is that white people set the system that, yes, maybe Asian immigrants,
once immigration policy was liberalized, have done better over these past 30 or 40 years.
But there has been a systemic, systemic, systematized subjugation of the black community.
Would you not agree with that?
Sure.
I mean, everybody knows.
That's white privilege.
You just did it.
That's it.
We're done.
You just, you just didn't.
That's all the same.
What happened to that hand sanitize?
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This is now.
Oh, it's no, what, there was white privilege.
Maybe, wait, wait, wait.
Maybe you haven't figured out that there is no more slavery,
no more Jim Crow, all right?
All right. And the most powerful man in the. And the most powerful woman in the world, Oprah Winfrey is black.
Okay?
So being able to give people a free car does not make you the most powerful woman in the world.
But listen, listen, go to me.
Don't mess with Oprah.
No, no, no.
But I see the issue here.
You don't believe that the residual effect of, I mean slavery and Jim Crow are dead, but the residual effects of that systemic subjugation exists today. Absolutely exists today,
but let's go a different way. It exists for every race, not at that extent.
So that's white. So you, but you don't put forth, all right, this, oh white
privilege, and if you fail, that's why you fail, all right? America is now a place where if you work hard hard, to get to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to their to their their, th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. Sure, their. Sure, their. Sure, their. I I I I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. I'm, thi. I'm, toe.a. Sure, toe.a. Sure, try. Sure, try.a.a. Sure, the toda. Sure, oh, oh, the the the the the the why you fail. All right? America is now a place where if you work hard get educated and an honest person you can succeed. That's what should be
put out there. You are carrying, you are carrying more of a burden as a black
person in this country than a white person in this country. From collectively yes but not...
individually. You listen, they don't stop and risk Wall Street bankers is different. from collectively yes but not individually you listen
they don't stop and risk every street bankers is different even though they've done
far more damage to the economy don't stop and white people white people do more
drugs in this country than black people yeah black people make up a far higher majority
of you know why that is yes you you know why that is? Yes.
You do know why that is.
Why is that?
Because black people, it's about real estate to some extent.
There has been a systemic subjugation through real estate.
Black people are ghettoized in this country.
They're forced to live there.
They have to live there.
Oh, you're getting to a bad place my friend. Listen, all right, this is the usual white guilt, liberal stuff that you guys throw out there forever.
You should? Why? You're getting paid for this? No, what? You mean for this? Yeah.
All right, let's go back here. Should be very did. You were not, you didn't grow up
rich, right? No, we didn't have much money at all. I did. You worked hard, right? You lived
where? Levittown? Levitown. New York. So it gave you a nice stable, a cheap home, there
was no down payments. It was this incredible opportunity. No, those houses were just subsidized. It wasn't lavish. But it was sold to GIs and the Gi, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a cheap, a the giiii, a the gi, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi.a. You were thi.a. You were thi. You were thi. You weren, thi. You weren, thi. You weren, thi. You were not, thi, they weren't subsidized. But it was sold to GIs and the GIs got a mortgage they could afford.
Look, look, let me just ask me a question.
It was making a huge mistake.
No, no, no, no, no. Let me just ask you a question.
Did that upbringing leave a mark on you even today?
Of course. Every upbringing me leaves a Not at that time. It could not. So that, my friend, is what we call in the
business, white privilege. Okay. That was in 19... No. That was in 1950. All right? 1950.
Were there black people living there in 1960? In Levittown? Yes. I don't know. There weren't. How do you know? Because I read up all there.
Oh you read up! You don't know that? I do know that. I can find somebody. My point is this.
My point is thi. Why would you want to live there? It's a nice place, but it's not a place like you. It's not like Bell Air? Because it's a place that built values. Because it's a place that built values. the place. the place. the place. th. the place. that built values. the place. the place. that built values. the place. the place. that built values. their. the place. that built values. their their that built values. that built values. that built values. It's that built values. that built values. the place. that built values. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. the. I the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the were many there were millions of black neighborhoods that build values but imagine knowing that you as an American yeah as a GI who
fought in World War two yeah couldn't buy into that because you were less it
was on fair it was a residue of that continues today and that is white
privilege it's all right if you want to say it's white privilege I'm not
saying it's an excuse I'm saying it exists fine but that's not that's that's the res the res the res the r the r the r the r the r the r the r the r the r the r the r. the r. the r. the r. the r. the r- the r- it's the r-I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's that's that's that's that's that's the. that's the. that's the. that's th. th. that's that's that's th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's th. that's th. th. th. that's th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. that's the the. the the. the the the the the theeeeeee. the. theeee. that's that's that's that's that's privilege. All right, if you want to say it's white privilege, because whites didn't have it as bad as black,
I'm saying it exists.
Fine, but that's not what's happening here in contemporary society.
Yes, it is!
No, it's not.
If you, let me repeat this, and I'll do it slowly.
All right. So even you can understand.
All right. If you work hard, if you get educated, if you're an honest person, you can make it in America.
If you live in a neighborhood where people, our poverty is endemic.
Yeah.
It's harder to work hard.
It's harder to get a new education.
Hey, it was harder for me than it was for the white guy in Garden City.
It's all relative. Yes, it's harder if you're a ghetto kid.
Yes, it's harder if you're a ghetto kid. Yes. But can you do it?
Yes, you can.
You can also win the 100-yard dash on one leg.
But it's harder.
All I'm asking is this.
Here's all I'm asking.
Yes.
Here's all I'm asking.
Because this would go a long way towards healing what I think is a huge racial issue
in our country.
Just an acknowledgment of that. Nobody's blaming you.
Every fair person acknowledges, and I've said it many times on the factor, the highest
rated cable news show in the world, all right?
The African Americans have it harder.
Somebody hasn't seen Megan Kelly yet.
Oh, she's crushing you, you.
She's misleading.
You're misleading. All I'm's crushing you. Now, you're misleading the assorting you. You're misleading. All I'm
saying is you have the sanitizer against you. You admit, so here's my point, so we've come
to agreement. You admit that white privilege exists and while it's not an excuse, it is a reality.
It doesn't exist to any extent where individuals are kept back because of their color.
Look, you and I are lucky guys. We made it, we worked hard. where individuals are kept back because of their color or promoted because of their color.
Look, you and I are lucky guys. We made it, we worked hard.
It's not because we're white.
Wait, wait.
Oh, you think I'm sitting here because I'm white?
What are you more on?
I'm sitting here because I'm unnoctious, not because I'm white.
No, sir, listen,. The point is this. When you, when you try and reduce it to being solely about that, absolutely.
But my point is this.
Women face this and minorities face this.
They have to make strategic calculations in their lives that white guys never have to
make.
We never have to, we never have to worry about walking down certain streets because somebody's
going to cat call us.
We never have to worry about if when we move into a neighborhood we're going to be accepted.
These are the types of things that we're talking about.
Maybe you didn't have to wear it, I did.
If I had a move into your neighbor to be accepted, I wasn't accepted anywhere.
Look you're general you're doing is promoting victimhood. No, no, no, no, yes. Yes, yes, yes.
All right.
What you call victim, what I'm saying is by acknowledging that reality,
that goes a long way towards healing the resentment.
And just, and let's, so what I don't understand is, why so defensive about it?
Why is it that white people get so defensive about this?
I'm not saying that life isn't hard.
Middle class white guys that are working hard to do what they can and they look and they go,
I'm not getting any privilege.
That's not what we're talking about.
What we're talking about is a group of people that were brought here.
They didn't choose to immigrate here to get that our countries had a problem with that. People acknowledge that who are fair-minded, but you don't then take that and then condemn
the modern society because of it.
Yes, you are.
It's white privilege that makes you successful.
I even heard it over here.
I just said that's not.
You know, if you're not a woman, it's not.
You know what, I'll call it this, and it's a word, and I, and I, and I, and I'll, and I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I I'll call it, I'll call it this and it's a word I think you'll understand, a factor. It's a factor. It's a factor. I'll give me the
factor business. You did, you're giving me the factor! Common dollars! That's it!
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Are we on the air?
We've been on the air the whole time.
Let me tell you something.
This was a beautiful moment in healing
between not just black and white, Jew and Irish, tall and short.
This was a historic moment.
Yeah. Are you happy now, Stuart?
Are you happy?
Happiness is not what comes by me, but let me say this.
Your humility has moved me.
You are, like Pope Francis,
that has taken the Catholic Church into an era of acceptance and humility.
You, you, Bill O'Reilly, can lead the flock of the Fox
fearful to a better place.
I believe in you.
Hey everybody, John Stewart here.
I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show.
It's gonna be coming out every Thursday.
So exciting, you'll be saying to yourself, TGID, thank God it's Thursday.
We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me.
The election. Economics. Earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be
talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but
in importance it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go,
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Listen to the weekly show withtonight, former governor of Arkansas, former presidential candidate, also a best-selling author, his new book is God Guns, Gits and Gravy, which
happens to be the name of my theme restaurant.
Please welcome back to the program, Mike Huckabee, sir. Beautiful hug. How are you? Hi, I'm doing great.
Good to be back.
I want to talk to you.
All right, the book is called God's, Guns, Grits and Gravy.
You have a show on Fox says you had a show.
I had a show. How long did you have it for?
Six and a half years.
And you quit.
And you quit to run for president?
Well, very likely, very possible.
Let me tell you something.
Go back and beg them for your job.
You've made a terrible, terrible mistake.
What are you doing?
See, that's the view of the people who live in the Bubbleville that I talk about in this book.
What do you mean America?
No.
Now the whole point is that there's a real clash of cultures
and there is a disconnect between people who live in the bubbles
of New York, Washington and Hollywood versus the people who live in the land of the Bubbas.
It sounds like there's an idea, there's a sense of like, well, people who live on the coast are not real. That you're talking about like the Bubba's are real and we're not.
No, it's not a matter of reality.
It's a matter of different perspective.
I'll give you an example.
Sure.
There's a big difference between people who are well educated and people who are smart.
And a lot of people who are very well educated, who are, let's say, the Harvard faculty, believe that the people who live
out in this part of the world where I live
and fly over country, those red states
that people think, most people are nuts.
But you believe that the Bubbos are better than the bubbles.
No, better.
I want to explain who we are to the people who live in the bubbles.
Because those of us who live in Bubbaville, we get the people in the bubbles because all the television shows and movies are all about the people in the
bubbles.
No, you don't get us.
Six and a half years, I've come to New York and I've seen the difference in the attitudes
and lifestyles and culture. It's not that one is better. Yes it is. Well if it is, you believe one one is, you believe, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, you believe, it is, it is, th is, th is, th is, th is, th is, th is, th is, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the the, the the the the the the the the the, the the the the the the the the th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, th.'s what I believe. Let me take that point about this. But this feels like it's a, it's contrivance.
There's no real Bubbleville and Bubbaville.
You have this idea of the Hollywood culture.
And the example, you sort of use Jay-Z and Biance as an example of that.
You view that as a sort of a permissiveness that you think is not great for our children.
Is that correct?
Well, it was one page out of a 240.
I understand.
But it's representative of that idea of a culture war.
It's illustrative of a chapter called the culture of crude.
And here's the point that I was making with the whole.
Biance is such a mega talent.
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she does not have to go, she doesn't have to be vulgar in order to set a trend. Exactly.
That's the point. And you see that as indicative of the difference between Bubbaville and Bubbleville
because we are more permissive in that way, right? Not necessarily. It's that the thing that disturbs me, let's say about when you see
Beyonce, who is a role model to young girls? Young girls want to be like her.
Right. Do you know any parent who has a daughter that says, honey, if you make really good grades,
someday when you're 12 or 13, we'll get you your own stripper pole. I mean, come on, John, we don't do that in our culture. I think that's diminishing Beyonce. that's that's that's that's that's that's thian. that's, thin, that's, thin, thi. that's, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the thin, thin, thin, thi, the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, the the their, the the their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, thr-a, thrown. thrown, thrown, thrown, throoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, the, Beyonce in a way that's that's truly outrageous. I'm not saying that. But now here's where I'm going to show you something.
Here's the blind spot of Bubbaville.
Okay.
All this stuff about the culture and it's so insidious and it's just you don't have to do
that.
This is a clip from a very wholesome show on Fox News. Play the clip. Okay. And I make a pussy-pur with a stroke of my hand.
They know they're getting it from me.
Uh-huh.
Know just where to go?
And a decent levy man.
Then I'm doing it on a tab.
I like to scratch that fever.
So, that is a song called Cat Scratch Fever.
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That is on a show in the middle of the day that children can watch.
That ain't about bacteria.
It's not?
No.
But here, do you see my point?
You excuse that type of crudeness because you agree with his stance on firearms. You don't approve of Beyonce because she seems alien to you. that??? to you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you to you to you to you to you to you to you to you to you to you to to to to to to the the to the the to the the the the the the the the thi in thi. that that thi. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that kind. that kind that kind. that kind. that kind. that kind. that kind. that kind kind kind. that kind kind. that kind. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that toe. that's toeanananananananananan. toeanananananananananananananeaneaneaneanean. toeaa. toea. toea. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that's that's you agree with his stance on firearms.
You don't approve of Beyonce because she seems alien to you.
Johnny Cash shot a man just to watch him die!
Let me respond, however.
That some gangster...
Please. Let me respond.
When Ted Nugent did that song, 1978, never got nominated for a Grammy. He didn't perform it on national television.
In fact, you know what the song of the year that was, or that year was?
It was a tie between Evergreen and You Light Up My Life, and John Denver hosted the
Grammys.
My point is, that song, it's an adult song, geared for adults.
But today, we have a very different kind of depiction and things that are considered perfectly
okay for kids.
My point is, that's the difference.
You can't single out a corrosive culture and ignore the one that you live in because you're
used to it.
And you don't feel that it's...
I want you to, though, read the book and find...
Did you?
Okay.
It ain't Shakespeare.
No, I did not write this for the Harvard faculty,
because it might be over their heads.
The way that you use the term Harvard as a derogative, it blows my mind.
Harvard is a wonderful place.
However, no.
No.
But don't you think you're using that are experts in their fields.
Like it's weird.
I've spoken at Harvard, bright kids there, but here's the point.
Sometimes people who have lived in that world believe that the education that they have
is absolutely so superior to the education that somebody may get out there in the interior
of the country at a state school. Now let me just say to you.
And don't you feel that people who live in the other parts of the country believe the education
they got, whether it be on a farm or in a thing, is superior? Isn't that my whole point?
That's why I said the difference between... That's why I somehow different from the other and better. But there's a difference, and this is the point I made, there's a difference between
education and smart.
If you, your car breaks down in the middle of the night on the country road, who do you
want coming by?
An MBA and a Beamer?
Or do you want a couple of good old boys in a pickup truck with a toolbox in the back? Just tell me me me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me the the tell me. Just tell me. Just their. Just their. Just their. Just their. Just to their. their. Just. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. too. te. their. te. their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their tell me, which one? Both of those scenarios feel very frightening to me. And they probably should.
I want AAA.
God guns, grits, and gravy!
And gravy.
And the gravy.
And the gravy.
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