The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Leslie Jones Reflects on Her Week as Daily Show Host | Beyond the Scenes
Episode Date: March 6, 2023The Daily Show's first guest host Leslie Jones chats with Roy Wood Jr about her week behind the desk.  She shares how SNL prepared her for this role, what advice Chris Rock gave her, why she wanted t...o tackle men’s mental health on the show, and the backstories she created for each of the Daily Show correspondents. Also, find out her thoughts on Rihanna’s Super Bowl halftime performance, Ron DeSantis, and the Chinese spy balloon.  Beyond the Scenes is a podcast from The Daily Show. Listen to new episodes every Tuesday wherever you get your podcasts, or watch at YouTube.com/TheDaily Show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to Beyond the Scenes,
the podcast that goes beyond the scenes of topics and segments,
and segments that aired originally on the sands.
And segments that aired originally on the Daily Show.
I'm your host Roywood Jr. Very special episode today.
And when I say special, first off, if you're watching the video of this,
you can see where and I knew multi-million dollar podcast facility right here
in the heart of the Daily Show Studios, I could tell you where we are, but then I'd have to kill you.
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This podcast is like, you know I'm in school, you got your school teacher who give you the information. That's the daily show. This podcast is the substitute te watch faces of deaf and a couple R-rated movies
And I don't know if that analogy completely connects
Joining me today though are two wonderful wonderful guests
First up he is one of the co-host of the fuckery podcast. I don't know if I'm supposed to add that you in there because I know that you all like for search engine
optimization you can't spell fuckery all the way out so the
fkery it's still pronounced like that the fkery no no the fuckery you fuckery
yes he is he is a acclaimed stand-up comedian and writer Lenny how you doing
thanks right thanks for the kids weigh the kids we we still pronounce it. Fair enough. For the kids, it's for the kids.
And that voice you hear is a wonderful, wonderful stand-up comedian, or do we just do
comedian an S&L alarm, but more importantly for the sake of this podcast, she was the first
guest host of the Daily Show when we came back after Trevor Noah's departure and
y'all know it also as a co-host of the fuckery podcast Leslie Jones
Nice nice see I used to hate comedian now I actually like it why I don't know I
think you earn it oh that's interesting you are in comedian or you're in comedian
comedian yeah it's like a little acoustic crown right on top of it yeah
because you can just say you're a comic you know what yeah yeah but comedian
right mean is fine so what you call me a pain in the ass for now and the
pain in the ass you know what okay what I'm gonna do is violently attack you
first and then I'm gonna say all of that and that chemistry that you see between these two right now that is what they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they they they they they they th tho tho tho can tho can can tho can't tho can can't you tho can can can't you tho can't tho can can can't you tho can't you they. they. that you see between these two right now, that is what they have been for years. These two
are also, what do I call y'all? Is it writing partners? Is it producing partners?
Because you do so many projects together and I know that there's a lot of
what Leslie touches that Lenny Marcus's fingerprints are on and Les I know it's vice versa. So like because I don't know if it's a writing duo
I don't know what the hell y'all are all I know is that when you two are together
It is magic and
When you came into this whole situation
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daily show because I'm telling you, you two are some shit we never had in this building.
I've been here seven years.
Wow.
That makes me emotional.
I'm gonna be honest.
That makes me a little emotional inside.
You know, I always had a vision of my career because that's just you know, Virgo is just like that. I always knew what type of steps I wanted to take.
And when I got good enough, I was like,
if I get a writer, I want to be like one of those writing teams
that's like, you know, that like when we go down in time,
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Like I've had a lot of people that I've wrote with and it didn't work out or it just, they wasn't, either they got insecure, it just didn't vibe. And to find Lenny, and it's so crazy that everything that I used to fantasize having this writing partner thiii th and th and it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, th, th. thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. to thi. to thi, thi, thi, it's thi, it's thi, it, it, it, it's so crazy that everything that I used to fantasize about. I used to
fantasize having this writing partner and we would just be like writing
everything together doing everything together, doing all the jokes together,
write movies and stuff and and do and it's like to hear you say that it's like
oh shit like the fucking dream people need to understand the dream
that you think is going to go through it's like a circuit. It's like a circuit it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the th. s'''''''''''''a, the, th's, like, like, like, like, like, like, to understand the dream that you have don't go through the fucking path that you think is going to go through. It's like a
circuit. It's like you make the wish and then it goes out there and finds its
path to you. So it could be anything. It can happen any type of way. Me and
Lenny met at the seller. I came in there one night. the the New York City. Yeah, comedy seller, I think I came in there one night he was sitting at the table and I think people were, this is how I remember, but Lenny's
going to tell probably because Lenny doesn't smoke weed. But this is what, this is the fragments of the
story that I remember is that he was sitting there and they was ragging him about him him about him marrying his girl. And I was saying. Only comedians will attack you for being in love. Yeah.
Well, they was just ragging him.
They was ragging him and saying,
yo, you should marry her.
Like, she's hot and woo, woo, woo,
and I'm, and I think he showed me a picture.
And I was like, oh, yeah, mothed, you know, theymea, they's, they's, they's, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, the, they're, they're, they're, the the they're, the they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're,, yo, you know, these are some good, you know, tags.
I got some tags to your jokes and I was like, oh yeah, let's go around.
And he was like, right now and I was like, yeah, fuck that, let's go.
Like, and we went around and I was like, like, I think it was like, I think it was like, thi thi, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you th, you th, you th, you, you that, you, you, you th, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th., th., th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. these, like all of them and I was like oh shit this dude this dude like and then I saw his set and I was like
Oh fuck this motherfuck is hilarious and then we went to a Yankee game and I'm telling you Roy
I don't fuck I didn't fuck with baseball before Lenny we sat there and many made me love baseball and I'm tell and I'm tellain you-stop like it was so like he was saying funny shit that was just like so grown
It grown jokes like I've hung around people before you know I'm saying I've hung around people before and they be silly and you go I gotta laugh at that goofy shit you know You know who who but Lenny was grown so that's and for the people who don't understand comedy Lenny. Yeah, what you did that night. I? I that. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got got to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha tha tha that's... And for the people who don't understand comedy, Lenny,
Yeah.
What you did that night at the comedy seller is fucking insane.
Yes.
You could have got cussed the hell out.
I was waiting to get cussed out.
Because, yep.
Just so I can describe you to the people.
We all know, Leslie Jones, 6-3, 6-4-ish. Lennie looks how he sounds.
250.
Lenny's taller than me!
That's hilarious.
But you know what was so crazy, Roy is that he wrote the jokes down so precisely and I was
like, this mothuck is a nerd too.
And it's like fucking love nerds.
See, and that's connects to the daily show.
Okay, so Lynn, how much of that?
How much of Leslie's story?
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Seriously, that's, you know how she says the circuit comes to you and the whole thing,
that whole mess which he was talking about circuitry and spirituality?
No.
I, I, that's not me.
I was just like, one day, I'm going to sit in those fucking seats. And she's like, hey, you want to go to a game? I was like, I know
those seats and it's happening right in real time. So you manifested the seats and she manifested
a writing part. That's right. Holy shit. So I manifested a seat, so I get to the seats, I am, a tear
is like rolling down my eye. And I'm like, how do I pay this woman back for this? And the only way I could think of, you know what? I'll stick my head in, I'll watch the set,
and if I have anything to say, you know, maybe I'll just say hi,
you know?
And I go when I watch the set, I'm like,
I think she's got a couple, a lot of stuff here.
And so I started taking out a pen and started writing stuff and I'm waiting for the punch in the face, Roy. I say, I literally had to say, hey, I know what's going to sound, hey, good, she's like, hey, good to see. I go, do
you want a couple of lines maybe? And she's like, I was waiting for, get the fuck out
of my face. No, she goes, yeah. I'm like, really? She goes, yeah. You all meet, you go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball to go to to the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball to go the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the baseball the over the next seven, eight years of just making dope-ass content, right?
When you get the call for the Daily Show and Lenny being the wordsmith and I would say
less you are probably a little more jazz comedically and I don't say that as an insult you're very much
you have an idea you play around with it but in TV you have the constraints of time.
Now you also know what you want to say but you're trying to figure out the funniest way to say.. Oh, oh, oh th to say th the the th to say the the th th th the the th the th th the th th of the the the th. Oh thi the the the the thi the the thi the the the the thi the the the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tea. tea. tea. tea. tel. tel. tea. tel. tel. tea. they. their. their the the the constraints of time. Now you also know what you want to say but you're
trying to figure out the funniest way to say what was your expectations, what was your
approach, what was you all's plans? Because you're also you also have the burden of being the
first mother the first person to guess host it. You're the first person to come back to
kick down the doors to reestablish this brand. This is. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. This is. th. th. th. th. th.to kick down the doors to reestablish this brand. This is a 25 year brand, dog.
Well, first of all,
first of all, Lenny, the first time Lenny saw me on the road,
Roy, I did an hour and 20 minutes.
You know how Black Comics do, right?
And I really thought I was the shit. I was like, oh yeah, I'm gonna come off stage. And thi's like, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, the, the, the, the, the, the, the first, the, the, the, the, first of, first of, first of, first of, first of, first of, first of, first, first, first, first, the first, first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, I, the first, I, I, the first, the first the first the first the first the first of all, the first of all, the first of all, the first of all, the first of all, the first of all, the first of all, the first the first the first the, the, I didn't know that you was walking Messiah. I literally, you know, you know, that's how cocky, I was like, oh yeah he's gonna be like,
I don't know why you, well you, hell, a comedian shit, hell you, they should make a statue of you.
So I come on stage and I'm sweating and shit, just knowing I ripped, and Lenny was like, what the fuck, and I'm s sacked. and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I'm that's, you, you, that's, you, you, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's how, that's how, that's how, that's how, that's how, that's how, that's how, that's how, that's how, that's, that's, that's, that's what the fuck was that? He was like, why the fuck you even get off stage at 58 minutes?
What the fuck?
Nobody wants to see you after 58 minutes.
He was like, you said, mother fucker, like, 72,
what the fuck?
Like, he went off on me.
Like, off on me.
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I know the fuck I've been doing comedy woo-woo, but see what I, what,
one thing that I will admit about myself that I've always admitted to people is that
I am a wild bucking horse. Like I'm not afraid to kick the fucking French thing down and run in the field. I'm not to to to th, th that I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm that I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I run in the field. I'm not afraid to buck off a motherfucker that I don't want on me. I will jump feet first from the
building. That's who the fuck I am, you know? So Lenny is the guy who is the
lion tamer. That's what I call him. I call him the lion tamer. He knows what I am and he'll put it down and go stick to this. This is the script. Stick to this. And that. And that's. And that's. And that's. And that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's what's that's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's that's what's what's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.a. is this is the script stick to this.
And that's an important dynamic because the thing about the daily show is
that the structure of the show we also don't have a lot of time. The morning
meetings at nine rehearsals at three you don't have a lot of time so you
have to figure out very stickly how you want to do stuff. So Lenny when you come into the the building the building the building the building to the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building the building to the building the building to the building to the building the building the building the building to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be. I to be. I to be. I to be. I to be. I to be. I to be. I to be. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. thi. the. thi. thi. the. the. thi. toe. the thi. toe. toe. toe. I. to. I. I. to do stuff. So Lenny, when you come into the building, and I feel like you having
that more of a sense of structure, but you also don't want to lose, we don't want to lose what
Leslie does, right? What did you anticipate coming into this like, what did you heard about the show?
Well, I know the show, it's a brilliant show. I know I watched it when John did it, you could tell how funny the writing staff is they the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th.. th. th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, they, to, to, to, they, they, to, thin, thin, thi, thin, thi, it when John did it you could tell how funny the writing staff is they get it and my expectations were pretty
high and I was like can we meet your level of expectations because you know
she's we she doesn't do a lot of prompt to work in that she doesn't do you
know like we have we've worked with other production companies
before that we didn't like so anytime you go into new arena, there's so much to happen within, you know, getting
to know people and working with people.
And then, you know, she's got to do, like, with the correspondence, you got to do, like,
a two-person thing here.
So there is a lot coming in.
I was like, wow, there's a lot of bells and whistles.
missiles are, you know, but with her, there's always two things that play. One is, she's going to bring everything.
She's bringing, she is bringing way more than you, a bomb is coming in.
You guys don't even know that this explosion's about to go off.
When I come in, I'm thinking, okay, just, I have to let her do that talent and let me just figure out how to make it all work around her. That's that's what that staff did and you know S&L of course my experience
doing the updates with S&L was very helpful as far as like being behind yeah
being behind this desk and he's right we didn't have prompters we had
QCART so whenever you do the prompter you got to get that person on the same
rhythm as you and I always feel stupid when I to loud so I always try to memorize a lot of
stuff so I try to tell them not to change too much but I try to memorize a lot
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It was the first time I was able to come in
and actually be talented.
I didn't have to write, I didn't have to direct,
I didn't have to point, I didn't have to do none of that shit.
You did, right? We wrote for your set,
you know, we could lay it out for and then she'll leslify it you know what I mean? How were like can I ask to a degree how your preparation differed for S&L
versus the Daily Show? Okay well y'all y'all both have that schedule but what I would say for the Daily Show is that
do we know S&L everybody I know from S&L they be texting me at 3.30 in the morning on a weeknight, talking about, hit it home, I'm like, bitch, I've been in the bed. Yeah, yeah, it's, I'm saying,
I'm saying for the day of show, it's like, blah, blah, black. But, do you fair, S&L, your day start to like 3.30 in the afternoon. Yeah, and then, they give you the thing of like mentally like you need to
forget last week.
It don't matter what the fuck happened to you, you need to forget last week.
And it's a brutal hard, it's a hard, like I didn't feel that at the daily show.
I didn't feel like it was such a hard schedule to where I'm just like, okay, I'm gonna die. Like, I'm gonna die. Like we was home every night by eight.
Yeah, it's very efficient here.
I don't even know if you guys appreciate how efficient,
because we've been to other places.
They waste time, they waste resources,
nobody knows what's up, you know, but here everybody seems to know,
every, you know, it is a tight ship. I would say the experience at the desk
and learning how to cut jokes and stuff,
I think S&L got me prepared a little bit
for the Daily Show for that,
because it was so easy, like, I think,
I think Jen was like so surprised every time she would come up and go,
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but then you start loving the cut.
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Jokes are not your children,
they're your stepchildren.
You gotta love them but a little while.
And then, for a little while.
They're not even your step children. to teacher these motherfuckers they don't really want to. You guys also write, I mean the writing here is so strong that if you cut something is
like great you already have 10 killers beforehand.
And y'all wrote for me.
Yeah. Like y'all wrote for me, like not at me.
Okay, so then to that point, the topics that were thrown at you during your week,
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angle it looked like a dick, it wouldn't actually.
No, it looks like he's going down.
Stephen A. Smith versus Rianna, George Santos was in the mix.
What did you all discuss the two of you internally in terms of what you wanted to say specifically because the show
is giving you a little bit of range of going, okay, this is your chance to say whatever
you want to say to America, but then, and all what did you want to say specifically and also,
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which has been like the nemesis of,
I don't know, the core of what I've been trying to do
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them laugh harder than everybody else.
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everybody else.
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he really got me.
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I tell you, oh, those comics, that, I tellthem to be ass whoopens that make sense.
It's part of her talent for sure.
That's God-given in some ways, like what she's saying, and a lot of comics don't figure
that out, and she does it in a really fun way, a lot of the times.
But we also, she definitely keeps her ear to the ground, you know, to the ground of issues that happened in the world in thuld in thu, thu, thu and thu, thu, thu and thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, theat, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thi, and, and, and, and, thi, and, thin, and, and, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, theeeea, thea, toea, thea, thean, thean, thea, thea, thea, thin, th ground of issues that happen in the world. So we've been trying to write this bit for her interact about men's mental health.
And so we've been talking about this a lot on the podcast, whatever, and when we came in
here, they're like, hey, is there any long piece you want to do?
And immediately she's like, I always, I want to address men's mental health. and because that doesn't get addressed. So little topics like that, like just whatever we're going through in our lives
in that specific time, it bugs her for weeks,
you know, and months.
And me is like, yeah, they should get help.
I'm done, you know, but she will stick to this.
And then when we come in and we get it,
and we have this huge, amazing, brilliant writing staff that will help her make what she just said. It's not done in a mean way, it's done in a helpful way and a really funny way.
And the two of us were just blown away with, yeah, this is what we've dreamed of for her.
You know, a writing staff that's really bright and can actually play the,
play tennis with her, hit the ball back over the net.
Other writing staff that we've worked with or anything they don't they have they wouldn't
have the first idea what to do and everybody here was psyched when she said
that they're like yes well after the break I want to talk a little bit
about Leslie Jones the first guest host on the daily show to start twenty twenty twenty twenty twenty three that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to talk a little bit about you and the guests. We're going to talk a little bit more about Leslie Jones, the first guest host on the Daily Show to start, 2023.
This is Beyond the Scenes.
We'll be right back.
Beyond the scenes, we are back.
Lenny Marcus and Leslie Jones of the fuckery podcast.
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Do we technically call you the first black woman to host a daily show?
I feel like you're Black History now.
I feel like you get a stamp.
Oh shit, I didn't even, am I?
Am I the first one?
I'm the first to do some capacity.
And unless Jessica Williams did it, there I can't think of another person.
Wow, finally I'm the first to do some shit.
Yeah, we don't put that in the history books and run to Santa's to take it out.
Let's talk about the guests.
Now you had Charlemagne the guy.
You had Morris Chestnut.
You had Alexis McGill, Johnson, president and CEO of Planned Parenthood.
Yeah.
When it came to preparing for these conversations, like Planned Parenthood, that's not, that's not
a light conversation.
You can make it funny, but the issues that they're addressing with women's reproductive
rights is a very serious issue.
Did you all, because like Charlotte, now Morris Chestnut, we already know what it is. You was just trying to keep from, trying to keep from coming across the...
In person, Emma Tearsna's wife, their teeth was in his face.
Singing. We're gonna edit that out because Moores Chestnut wife might be this.
I'm sorry Melmore, Morse Chestnut's wife, no that's like having a chocolate cake on the counter and going
It's not not that you don't like that cake
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as the curiosities of the host. And that's where she comes in. She is curious.
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Like, and then too, having like some actual interest in what's going on.
Like, you know, you know, you know, Morris Chestnut been around forever, son, like, and I don't think nobody really ever given
him flowers like he should get.
Does that make sense?
Like he's been, and 30 years vet, minimum.
Still working, still working hard, always on the show.
And always looking good.
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I just, I thought that I'm always talking about. I'm always talking about Planned Parenthood because people don't,
people don't understand women in their bodies.
You men, you will never fucking understand. This is a whole factory going on over here.
We understand that you got a dick and you got semen and all that bullshit to deal with,
but we got a literal baby-making machine inside of us. Like we, and those things, if they're
not, they stink. You're not around for that. You're just around to take our shit away
instead of being around to help us clean up the stadium. Do you get what I'm saying? I don't
understand like, you just want to show up and play Yeah, yeah, like, like, I give this example all the time.
Truck drivers come to the factory, they drop the shit off and they get the fuck out the
factory. They don't stay and try to run the factory.
No, they don't. They get the fuck out.
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That's exactly what you're trying to say.
What I've been fighting to, Roy, is such obviousness that I didn't, you know, I am smart and
grown.
I didn't know a lot of people ain't smart and grown.
Like, I didn't know that men didn't know that you can go to Planned Parenthood. Do you know how many men didn't know that they were allowed to go to Planned Parenthood and that is four men? So that was the real angle I wanted to take because
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and I have it on my paper is what other services do you provide like let's ask that first
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know everything a lot of people don't know shit like are the stuff, a lot of Planned Parenthoods don't even give abortions. And the ones that do give
abortions, they also give vasectomies. They also do other medical shit. Like the one that's
in fucking Brooklyn, in New York Brooklyn was my mother fucking jam. Like I could go there
when I was actually sick, sick sick like that was a hospital
That Planned Parenthood there is fucking incredible
So it's like people don't know that shit and she's had experience with this so now my life
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he was terrific.
He was, me and me and knee therapy, I don't give a fuck.
Me and me and Lenny talk about, Lenny always rose his eyes when I say this.
I don't roll my eyes. When guys go into a fucking appointment, and I'm saying this to male doctors, to use for you to say to your male patients,
one of your questions, like when you said this too Lenny,
one of your questions should be,
hey, how are you doing mentally?
Yeah, yes.
Hey, how are you feeling mentally?
That is correct.
Do you get what I'm saying?
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how's your mental?
Do you get what I'm saying?
My doctor, is you crazy?
What's going on?
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Like, men literally are fucking going through it.
Like, y'all motherfuckers are going through it.
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and then you're supposed to be the manor house, and you're supposed to,
ooh, you're supposed to be so god, damn, masculine.
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But he was great, that was the point.
Yeah, yeah, Charlemagne was great.
No, and Charlemagne was surprisingly great
because I thought that he was gonna be.
I thought he was gonna be mean.
I thought he was gonna be mean.
I really did thought clips and I'd be like, oh, I don't want to argue with Charlemagne because I don't want that to happen.
I thought that was going to be like that.
But he was actually fucking awesome.
To me, Breakfast Club, Charlemagne is different from any other show, Charlottes.
Especially if you're talking about mental health, which he didn't write. That's his ministry. Yep. So, he was gonna come in on some dub shit anyway. So, from the conversations you've had with the guests,
let's switch over to the conversations you had with the correspondence.
Now setting up those chats, because now you're dealing with different personalities in a way.
Sorry, she doesn't understand.
Roy, Desi, Dulce.
The side kid, you know us.
Y'all call correspondents?
Yes, because in the real news world, the mucker that lead to me in the couple stars.
No, that's like other shows.
You're on a fake nude show.
Yes, listen, you act like I watch the news.
You do watch the news.
The way you be yelling at MSNBC and CNN. But I didn't know that they was called Correspondents.
I just said people up on the screen.
You never read the shit at the bottom when I'm up and show up and say what I'm dealing
with Roy.
They always say, they always say, they always say,
they always say, Minister, Far, so now I know, correspondent.
So in preparing the desk chats, Lenny,
let me talk to Lenny, since you know what the fuck I do.
No, talk to me, what?
Talk to Lenny.
How were you trying to figure out the dynamic of how Leslie would navigate those?
Because for the people who don't know, you know, it's the fake live hit of the reporter out on the location.
This was important to me personally.
I don't know if I, Leslie and I kind of went through it, but I definitely had an idea coming
in what I wanted Leslie to have relations.
She knows you for years.
I know you for years, right?
We don't know who Desi, but what if we did know them? What if Leslie has been doing this? Like what if she had another level of this
where she had a relationship with that?
And I helped him with this too.
Yeah, she did help.
This is me, suggesting.
Are you a race in the black woman?
Listen, listen, listen,
listen, listen.
No, Roy, it's always like to make up a whole story of what the fuck is going on like, like, like, person so with Desi I was just like that's the sis let that bitch go like I
was just I because they had us going back and forth and I was like absolutely not
let me come in and say what I need to do and then let the sister to have the
desk bam there it is right don't say no no don't say don't say I'm, Dose. The first that was Dose. Dose. Dose, I'm sorry. It was the first time.
Dose came in.
And then with Desi, I really just wanted to treat her like the little silly white girl.
That's my friend that I really want to help this white girl.
She wants to help her.
I want to help you so much couldn't do it in that short of time,
but I'm like, Leslie, what if you could actually try and help her during the show?
Now, with, with Costa,
Costa was like, I wanted it to be opposite Colin.
Yes. I knew, because the first. No, I want this to be a hate, but
I don't want it to be because we fucked around. I wanted to be because he fucked one of my
home girls. And then me, knowing Costa, yeah, and me knowing Costa and knowing how like,
arrogant, he's not arrogant, but he's just like... His comedy presence is a little bit. Like you can, because you'll have, y'all go back to the the the the their their their their co co co, their their their co, their co, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. F, th. He, th. He, th. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's f f, he's f, he's f, he's f f, he f f, he f, he f f f, he f f, he, he f f f f f, he, he, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck have y'all go back to the LA clubs You're gonna have a free daily show. Yeah, I want to treat him
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It's a whole story.
And we're friends, like,
because it's like, I wouldn't be mad at him if we weren't friends.
Let's just talk about the eggs, okay?
Because as I was saying, the shortage is severe.
But if you look closely, you'll find that it's not all it's cracked up to be. You so fucking corny costume.
You know she was gonna break up with you because you're a corny mother fuck, right?
You know that, right?
Look, I'm trying to be a good sport here.
I came all the way out here to this farm that you sent me to.
I got feathers all over my suit.
It stinks.
You know what? You know what I tell you what?
to thapy after you.
Yeah, because she has multiple personality disorder.
Yeah, that's what we loved about her.
She's like 10 friends and one.
After the break, I want to bring it home.
I want to talk a little bit about mentorship and what advice you got from people
outside of the Daily Show about your journey into guest hosting the Daily Show. Round in third and
headed for home with Leslie Jones and Lenny Marcus. This is beyond the
scenes. We'll be right back. Beyond the scenes we are bringing it to a close here, a
wonderful conversation with the first guest host of 2023 on the new Daily Show.
Leslie Jones and her partner... That's my NPR voice. I with the first guest host of 2023 on the New Daily Show, Leslie Jones and her partner, that's my NPR voice.
You like the, no, but I like the whole introduction of the first.
You have a great ease behind the microphone for sure.
You know, just a young woman is gonna talk a little bit with Leslie Jones about
her struggles and her time in the ghetto. Man, that would put me in the sleep. Man you got to tell them when you when we was in Alabama and you took me to this comedy.
Ah ha ha ha. That was that was one of them one times when I was like thank God I am
a comic like and I'm not scared to do this like you know what I'm saying? Seven lounge. In Fairfield Alabama. Oh, their time. their th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. Yeah. time. time. time. time. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. their. Yeah. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. t. th. th. th. th. their their their their their the Leslie is in Birmingham when Christmas was thing.
And Pat lived there. I ain't know she had no ties to Birmingham. And this is how much
of a comedian Leslie is on some fearless, I don't care where I perform, any time, any place.
She just wanted to go, hey, let's just go hang. Is there a mic? I'm like, Leslie, this is Birmingham on Christmas Eve. There is no comedy club open. But it just, hey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. that. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like Leslie this is Birmingham on Christmas Eve. There is no comedy
club open. But it just so happened to be one hood spot over in Fairfield and it's literally
there's a shopping plaza and you can Google Earth this shit. Aaron, Aaronov Drive in front of the
old pizza hut. There was a spot called the Seven Lounge. It was the only open spot within
that shopping plaza of so every
other store is out of business. Seven Lounge holding a line out the door on Chris
treats full of black people and up we're just going to watch stand up. Yep. And then one
one of them come up to Leslie. Hey uh you want to go and bless the people with a little bit of time. It would be an honor to have you know she's not trying the comedian. the comedian. the comedian. the comedian. the comedian. the comedian. the comedian. the comedian. the comedian. the comedian. they. they. they. they. their. Let their. Let their their one. Let their one their one, let me their one, let me me their one their one, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me them, let me them, let me them, let me them, let me them, let them, let their their their their and bless the people with a little bit of time? It would be an honor to have, you know, she's not trying to perform, but you know the comedian
and you, yeah, let me go on up there.
She goes on stage.
And it was raining the whole night and it's fucking leaking.
On the stage.
The water is leaking on stage.
And people areuckers up.
She roasted the room.
She didn't even do a joke.
She just went up there and said, this shit, raggedy.
Good night.
Yo, I'll-
And they loved it.
Yo, let me tell you, the one thing that I have be a little crazy. I, especially when it comes to the, I remember going to San Bernardini,
I had a gig in San Bernardino, we got there
and that nobody showed up, so the man paid me,
but he was like, we ain't gonna have no show.
Man, I got in the car, I was like,
let's find some way.
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I was like, let me do some time.
If I'm not funny, you can have this $50, right?
Yo, went up and I fucking, when I say,
the dude that was with me, he was like,
my balls went inside of me.
He was like, you havethat fucking club in half.
I went back to the bar, that bitch gave me $50 and gave me $50 and gave me $50 and then
bought us all drinks.
She was like, anytime you ever want to go up.
I was like, you got to be, and if I ever had a comedy contest, that would be one of
the fucking things is that I would drop you in Arizona. Go get a set. Show up and go up. Find some, create a microphone.
Because if you really do, if you're really about your shit, you will do your shit.
I have performed on the street. I have performed in the hallway. I have performed in a barbershops,
beauty shops. I have performed in churches. I have performed in actual hallways. I have performed.
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the hosting? Like what are the skill sets Lenny and Leslie that like from
stand-up that roll naturally into being in that chair because there's a lot of
the aspects of stand-up you cannot use. Yep. You're Batman without the
tool belt to a degree low-key when you're in the chair. So what tools from stand-up kind of translate? I I I I I the hosting the hosting the hosting the hosting the hosting. I I the hosting the hosting the hosting the hosting. I the hosting the hosting the hosting. I the hosting the hosting. I the hosting. I the hosting the hosting. I the hosting. Like the hosting. the hosting the hosting. the hosting the hosting the hosting the hosting. Like the hosting the hosting the hosting the hosting the hosting the hosting the hosting the hosting the hosting the hosting the hosting the hosting. the hosting. the hosting. the hosting. the hosting. the hosting. the hosting. the hosting. I the hosting. I the hosting. I the hosting. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. degree, low key, yeah, when you're in the chair.
So what tools from stand up kind of translate?
I think the timing translates immediately.
You know, she has a great ear for it, you know, time.
And also she plays off the crowd well.
You know, when you cut back from one of those packages and it's ridiculous. Expressive with her face so you can get a laugh you can get a laugh off your face You can get a laugh off just waiting
Yeah, because it's just that it's not without the tool bet the Roy if you got your face
Like he ever and when I first started I would do an hour of mirror time. I just like it's some loose-sill ball shit
Watch Lucille ball watch watch carabonet you know exactly what joke they're tel they're telling without them even talking. Carol Burnett could literally have you hollering for 15 minutes
and not say a mothuking word.
That's face. That's face.
And then plus two, like again, the world is in an obviousness now.
This is what I told my friend other day.
I say, I feel like we're in the matrix and they haven't updated us.
Because the same stuff keeps rolling it around and it doesn't seem like people are not understanding that this is the same thing.
The thing that I will say about that night at the Seven Lounge, like it was a hood spot.
It was it was ghetto as hell. But everybody who was there came to laugh and they laughed.
Every comedian that was there was appreciative. And then I'd be damned if Leslie Jones did not stand out on that sidewalk on a rainy
Birmingham night and chop it up with them comedians for an hour.
Because comedians, and this is me being a comic from Birmingham, we don't get access
to comedians like you at the level that you were.
Because this is peak S&L at this point.
We don't get access to comics like you at that level.
Where you are in the game, you're not even invite,
you can't even get backstage of the comedy club in Birmingham
to talk to somebody that's on your level.
So that level of mentorship and just get the community,
and I mean this last comic still to tell it that.
They still talk about that Christmas Eve at Seven Lounge. So when it was time for you to get advice for this show,
and I know Chris Rock has kind of popped in and out,
like I don't know what relationship you and Chris Rock
have on some friendship shit,
but I know professionally, he's always been somebody that's been a fan of your craft.
Was there anybody you talked to outside of the daily show that helped you
to prepare for what would happen once you were in the chair? Well you know I did
talk to Chris. Chris was one of the first people that I was like how do I and he
was like he was like this is literally what he said he was like he just
laf he he goes I never worry about you like to just be never worry about you. He was like, just be yourself.
Don't try to be John.
Don't try to be Trevor.
Just be who you are.
He was like, you'll be fine.
He was like, I don't worry about you.
And when you hear that, it just puts you,
it's like, how can I put this?
Lauren could do that that that that too really really really really really really really. I love coach talk. Like when I did my first
update, when I did my first update, man, I ripped that fucking that dress show? Oh, homie,
you think the fucking live was, the dress is always better than the live to me. The dress
For the people, S&L does a dress rehearsal at nine o'clock. Oh my God, I did it address that shit.
I'm talking about like fucking rattling,
motherfuckers was running through the building like,
oh, fuck, who is this bitch?
Who is this bitch?
Lauren called me in his office.
He called me in his office,
because he knew that my fucking head, son, I was like, I didn't came in, I didn't tham, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and, and, and, and, and, and, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. bitches. You motherfuckers can't tell me shit, right?
He called me in that office and he was like,
I'm so glad that you did good doing the dress.
Now do that shit live.
Get the fuck out.
Let me tell you something.
I went in the hallway and I can't, I almost felt like I had on a uniform
because I was like, all right, coach, let's do this shit.
Let's fucking do this.
You want to live, son?
Let's go, mofuck.
Like, it was like you had just let me fucking like,
that's so I like, like, when he said that it was just like, you're my star player. Go play. Like, that's, that's, that's, get's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. to the that's, to get, to get's, to to to to get's me me to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. that's, that's, that's, that's,
gets me revved up, you know what I'm saying?
And Lenny's good at it too.
Lenny's always just like,
just do what you do, boss.
Yeah, I mean, I'll give her at the table,
like between the things, like,
she's asking me what can I do? to. I'm like just sometimes very little tweaks or you know whatever but my I'm
not the Bobby Knight school of yelling at people I'm more. Lenny goes too
yelly I like that you yelling you're yelling too much bring it down. Do this
a like like I that's that's the shit I like to. Okay but then how did you how were you
able to be in a place where you could accept criticism?
Oh, or critique, except critique, not criticism.
Because that's a hard thing as a comedian.
Because for 20, the first 20 years of your shit, it's just you.
You are your writer. You are your editor.
No one can tell you done because my jokes and my instincts got me to this point.
And then here come this scrawny dude at a comedy seller with a slice of pizza in his
hand tub it. Nah too yellow. It's not like that honestly honestly you if you're
real comic and I'd say this to everybody that does this craft and even the old
heads or whatever if you're a real comic and you really love this craft I mean you do this craft like I would do this craft even if the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I would th I thi the. I would the. I would the. I would thi. I would the. I'd the. I'd thi. I'd the. I'd the. I'd th. I'd the their th. th. I'd th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm to to to to to to the. I'm to to to to to to te. to tell. to tell. I'm tell. I'm the. I'm the. I'm th craft. I mean, you do this craft. Like, I would do this craft even if they wasn't paying me, Roy.
If they, I would do, if it came down to the world and I'd be the world comic.
Like, not getting, I would fucking do it, because that's how much I love comedy.
And if you really love doing it, you always want to get better. So yeah, after 20 years, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was years, I was like, all right, I didn't, I didn't wrote the joke every which way I could write it.
Like, like, I'm not, I make myself lab, but shit, I want to make myself.
I would see other comics and I would see the direction that they're going and I go, see, I'm not there yet.
That's where I'm not, so I need someone else other than me to come in. Now, it wasn't thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, I'm not thi, I'm not thi, I'm not thi, I'm not tho, I'm not tho, I'm the tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I th. I th. I th. I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not thin, I'm not thin, I'm not that, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not that, I'm not, so I need someone else other than me to come in.
Now, it wasn't about me not picking another black female or another, and I'm, this is no,
I don't, no shade on black comics, but I do believe that we all kind of think of light,
because I would get tax from them and they would be the same tax that I would have come up with.
So when you have someone, and this is why I tell I tellthe time, you need to do white clubs, go do the mainstream clubs.
Because you're a different type of comic, you're going to give different tags to these white comics, these white comics, these white comics, they're going to give you different branches.
So Lenny's a whole different person outside of my bubble that's going to show me something that I'm not even seeing. So that might be even way funny. It's like, oh shit, that's how you take it to the next level.
So the way that I get to being able to take a critique
is that because I want to be so motherfucking good.
And you cannot do that by yourself.
Jesus, until people understand to reach out to the motherfuckers that are gonna help you until you make a try you can't there's
no eye in making it well there is two eyes but
there's no okay there's no I in success I should say that you can't do that
shit by yourself I know you think you can but you won't be thethe best. Like I don't even want to say this,
but whenever I see certain people and they post going,
ah, look what I did, wooop, who who helped you do that?
Like, yeah, like make it, I can't explain it.
It's just like, we need to learn how to grow.
And the only way to learn how to grow is to actually depend on someone else that
could help you.
Am I making any sense?
Yeah, I think, but also she, what she's saying now is so rare, you know this, like stand-up
com, comedians, very lonely, not lonely, but they like to work alone.
You're your own writer, director, producer, everything.
I struggle with that immensely.
Yeah, I know. And I struggle with that Would it yeah, to help to get help trusting yeah trusting yeah trusting people
Yeah trusting you sure I totally get me too look Rodney Perry
Rodney Perry would give me tax and I would get mad at him like
Because because he would be like yeah that tag work fuck you neck I thought of it
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You know what I mean?
If somebody says something to you, if Chris Rock wants to give you a line, you're gonna
try that line the next time out, right?
If Joe Schmone tries line, but you know what I mean?
you know what I mean? It's like, you just have to be nice about it. But she is so open in a different way to me,
and I've had a lot to give out there and nobody tapped into it for all those years. And she's like,
why, what is going on? And she did it and it's been successful so, points for Leslie. The podcast is the fuckering, and what y' all the fuck, we th, we th, we th, we th, we' th, we' th, we'll th, we'll th, we'll th, we'll th, we're th, we're th, we're th, th, th, th, th, thin, th, tho, tho, tho, thin, thin, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. You th. You're th. You're tho, tho, tho, tho, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, th. And, th, Leslie. The podcast is the fuckery and what y'all do on the fuck, we're going to end, we're going to end a little silly.
Yeah, I mean, don't, don't, I want to fuck all right.
Um, where you all talk about a lot of different current events, and it's actually a really good
podcast because it gives a really good window into the dynamic of YouTube, but also politically how you to tend tend tend tend tend tend tend tend tend tend te te te te te to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. to f. to fc. Yeah, to fcary, to f. Yeah, to f. Yeah, to f. I. I. I. I. I. I. I.. I.. I, to f... I, to f. I, to f... I, to f. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. Ff. Ff. Ff. to to the the to the the to to the to the to the to to to the to to to to the to to the to the to the the to the to the the fc. the fc. th thu. tend to see the world and current event. So we're gonna do a little couple of fuckeries of the week here. Let's do it. Oh we do a fuck we had a week here!
Well we just you know we're just one quick ones. Like a crossover episode like
Chicago 5 Chicago PD. Okay. First up Rianna's have time performance. Okay well I, okay. Okay. First of all I took. the the first of all I'm just gonna you went in in on the the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. the th. th. the th. the th. the th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. We. We. We. te. We're. te. We're. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. Because you went on, you went in on Stephen A. Smith or saying that
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I still wouldn't say that. But I, I was surprised that she was pregnant because she had just had the baby. So I thought the baby was like two months old and I was like, oh, wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, th. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. Yeah, th. R. R. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah wow is she getting rid of the baby fat or something like that but then she whole pregnant and then all of the
little white dudes in the white suits look like spurns. That was the
thing that was the point of it. Yeah it oh so somebody meant to do that
somebody broke it down and they said that Riana's performance if you look
she's walking out in the red with all of the background dancers looking like sperm
and by the end of the performance she is alone away from the sperm and we see clearly that
she has the seed in her.
So the entire performance she got abregnated.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Which means somebody bust, somebody was a raw dog in the stadium.
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But not only that, I don't know my thing on that is like multiple billions of points for
shit I would never do.
Yeah, true.
They raised her, how high is she?
She was way high in the air.
Are you kidding me?
Like if you just said, you know what, she can't be here right now? Can you th you th you th you th you th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, that, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. th. thi, thi, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. now, can you just step in? I'd be like, oh, thanks.
No, I mean, because they kept raising and raising, and I was like, oh my God,
that's the reason she's not moving because she's up in the fucking hair, she's gonna fall.
And Leslie and I talk about this all time, both of us would fall off that platform. I don't know how I'm they they they they they they they they would. They would have. They would. They would they they would they they would they would they would they would they would they. They would have they. They would they. They would they. They would they. They would they. They would they would they would. They would. They would. They would. They'd have. They'd have. I'd they would, I'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they. I. I. I. I. I. Oh. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th th th th th. Oh, I, I, I'm th th th tha. Oh, I'm th tha. Oh, I'm th tha. Oh, I'm th tha. Oh, I'm th th height. Yeah, exactly. Yes.
I'd be like, get me out of, get me out of here!
Umbrella!
Umbrella!
Umbrablea!
Blah!
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Look at what you got!
Oh!
Oh!
Last fuckery.
Last fuckery.
What say you, since you all missed this topic on the show because it came up in the new cycle after your week at come and gone
Oh Ron DeSantis putting the end to African-American AP history courses doing black history month
Mind he's trying to get rid of is the stop the wokeness they have a stop woke act well
Well, I didn't thing that make white people feel bad. That's what it fucking is starting to feel like it's just like your obviousnessness. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have their they have their their they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have have have have have have have have have have have have have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have to have to have to have to to have to have to to have to stop to stop to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their white people feel bad but got to make that shit illegal and outlaw. That's what it fucking is starting to feel like. It's just like your obviousness.
Your obvious racism is just so disgusting. It's fucking disgusting. So you, oh, it's the,
you don't need to learn. What we don't need to learn while fucking white kids
is still going around calling kids nigger and school. we that shit still going on like I'm telling you that my Michael Mx and Martin
Luther King literally can walk into this world and not see a
mother fucking difference so you fucking tel that like you used to be a
history teacher you are a fucking racist you are a
mother fucking racist and please pronounce this shit why he's he's doing a speech you are a mother fucking racist and please pronounce please announce this shit why he's doing the speech you are a
fucking racist Ron the shit toast you are a mother fucking racist I'm not following that ditto
Okay, you know well the podcast is the fucker
We're available. We won't by the way we'll be in Florida for two shows in about a month
fuck florida. You're the fuck fuck the fuck off into the way, we'll be in Florida for two shows in about a month. Now that, fuck Florida.
You all motherfuckers need to just float the fuck off into the fucking water.
Like, fuck y'all, man.
But after we perform, so we'll be in Tampa and St. Gina's.
Come get that, we can't smoke.
Come get the smoke. To be fair, DeSantis only one, the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Ffffffog. Ffog. Ffog. Fog. Fog. tho, tho, fuck, fuck, tho, fuck, fuck, tho, fuck, fuck, the, fuck, the, fuck, fuck, the, the fuck, the fuck, the fuck, Florida by like two points. There's a lot of good people in Florida. No, but you know what? And that's what makes me mad though.
That there are a lot of good people,
there's a lot of good people in this whole fucking United States of America
that don't believe in half the shit that's being done.
But you fucking lazy.
You sit your fucking ass. motherfuckers is going straight shit off of you. Get up off your ass because we are the motherfucking people. We are the motherfucking people. If you're paying fucking income tax and
you're not voting, you're a dumb ass motherfucker. I said it. That sounds like a political campaign.
You're a dumb ass motherfucker. Leslie will be running for president. I'm sick of it. They need to of it. They need to be told straight out how you pay taxes and not vote.
What kind of, that don't make you smart.
That make you a fucking idiot.
Wait, one more.
One more.
I'm sorry.
No, you want to flow.
I'm letting you flow.
I don't want to my world, Roy. Chinese spy balloons, fair or foul.
How dumb are we?
How fucking stupid are we? Let me tell you something.
Ronald Reagan, President Carter would have shot the shit. They would have shot it with
their own shotgun. They went out there with their own fucking
gun and shot that fucking balloon down. How fucking dumb are you? I, I mean, like, do you, like, do you know, thi, please?? th, please? th, please? th, please, th, please? th, like, like, like, like, like, like, please? Please, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, please, please, the, the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thea, thea, thus, thus, the, thus, the, the, the,their old fucking hunting gun and shot that fucking balloon down.
How fucking dumb are you?
Do I mean, like, do you know how many countries think that we are fucking complete idiots?
Oh, it's just a balloon.
It's not doing nothing.
Yeah, and they're mad at us now, like the girl, like, it's they're gaslighting
us like.
China said they want the gaslighting us they're gaslighting us like China said they want a balloon back yeah we want the balloon they're sitting back to him
sitting in the pieces and since of bullets that's inside of that
motherfucker don't listen I couldn't be the president I'm telling you right
now oh let me tell you all motherfucker something you
you listen another got their fucking you see what the fuck happen. You see what the fuck happen. They've been shooting them down now. Apparently now there's just an influx of a
bunch of unidentified flying whatever it is. How are we not smart enough to know
that that these motherfuckers listen and I'm not trying to be racist or
anything but the best technology comes out of fucking China like the best cameras all that shit. You think they can't build a goddamn camera balloon It's bizarre. They're shaped like fortune cookies. So it's really obvious
right. Okay, just just cut that out. Okay,
China that was that was. What is racist? What is racist about that?
That was Marcus. Please don't come and ban me. Please do not. We'll be in Florida may 11th and 12. Yeah, don't. Leslie was talking. That was. That was. That was. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. up real quick. Yeah, don't, yeah, don't. Leslie was talking all that shit.
That was, that was, uh, yeah, that wasn't,
that wasn't, that was inappropriate for him to say,
and I do not back up that joke at all.
Yo, when I say I love um, Leslie and I used to live in the same apartment complex.
Oh my God! In Harlem, huh? No, no, no, no, Sherman Way.
I think I maybe saw you twice. Is you still with that girl? No, I didn't think that was gonna last.
No, I didn't think that was gonna last. I saw y'all in the elevator once and I was like, damn, that niggin' look like a prisoner.
Okay.
And now it's time to go.
Now it's time to go.
That was an all-laying situation.
Now you're telling you're telling my business.
You're tour. It is one of the best stand-up shows out there right now. Leslie, Lenny
Thank you for going beyond the scenes. Anytime, right? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for try to
to fuck up nobody's to sass man. You know girl, you know what I, you know, he probably was
fucking up. That's probably why he, you know was fucking up I will on that just that's probably
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