The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Liz Cheney Loses Her 2022 Primary Race | John Boyega
Episode Date: August 18, 2022GOP Congresswoman Liz Cheney loses her primary race in Wyoming, Trevor examines the origin and impact of bank overdraft fees, and actor John Boyega discusses his movie "Breaking."See omnystudio.com/li...stener for privacy information.
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Wyoming Republicans took Liz Cheney, and the hot new trend at the office is not caring about your job.
Plus, John Boyega is joining us on the show as our guest, but let's do this people.
Let's jump straight into today's headlines.
All right, before we get into the big stories, let's catch up on a few other things going on
in the world. First up, the FDA has ruled that hearing aids can now be sold over the counter without
a prescription, making them easier and cheaper for people to get.
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Meanwhile, in travel news, American Airlines has announced
that they will be buying 20 supersonic jets
that will be able to get passengers to their destination
twice as fast as current airplanes.
Yeah.
And while that's great, it also means the annoying guy who's sitting next year on the plane is going to have to talk twice as far now.
It's going to be like, so yeah, you fly often, you're going on vacation, is the work thing?
I just gotta check a bag, you're checking the bag, where are you from?
Yeah, first time you're playing, seeing the rock and roll hall of fame, it's gonna be great. I'm gonna call it culinary news. Papa Johns has unveiled a new menu item
called Papa Bowls,
which are bowls full of pizza topings
without the crust.
And I just want to say,
congratulations, America, you did it.
You finally found the opposite of a salad.
Well done.
Congratulations.
But let's move on to some of the biggest stories of the day, starting with the 2022 midterms.
Last night, the primary that everyone was watching was in Wyoming.
The state with a population almost as big as a New York subway car.
Now, the reason everyone was watching this race is because Liz Cheney was running for re-election.
And of course, Liz Cheney has been the most prominent anti-Trump Republican in Congress.
She voted to impeach him.
She's led the committee investigating him.
Basically, she just will not stop talking about that one time he try to overthrow the American
democracy.
That was like a million years ago, lady, move on.
So anyway, last night's primary was the chance
for Wyoming Republicans to declare
whether they stood with Liz Cheney or with Donald Trump.
And they answered bigly.
Overnight out of Wyoming, a clear message from that state
about the direction of the Republican Party.
Congresswoman Liz Cheney, who was re-elected easily less than two years
ago, lost badly last night in her primary fight against her Trump-backed challenger Harriet
Hageman.
Cheney's landslide loss was no surprise. She knew she'd pay a price for voting to impeach
Donald Trump and then serving as the vice chair of the January 6th Committee.
Overnight, the former president writing, Liz Cheney should be ashamed of herself.
Now she can finally disappear
into the depths of political oblivion.
Okay, okay.
First of all, there's no way that Trump wrote that.
Disappear into the depths of political oblivion?
Really?
This is the same guy who said, I don't like saying yesterday.
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Really?
That's not him.
You know, if I was to bet, he probably has some guy who just fancies up his words for him.
You know, he's like, I want to say something like Liz Cheney go bye-bye now.
And he's like, okay, how about disappear into the deaths of political oblivion?
He's like, that one is goodly, maybe the best is, I like it.
And look, say what you want, say what you want about Liz Cheney.
But you have to respect how she stood up against Trump, even when she knew she was going to get blown out of her seat.
And yes, it is saying something about the state of the GOP
that the brave stance was don't hang the vice president,
but still she stood by it.
And this Cheney isn't the only Republican who fell on her sword.
Remember, there were only 10 Republicans in the house who voted to impeach Donald Trump. Out of those 10, four lost their primaries to a Trump challenger, and four retired
so that they wouldn't lose to a Trump challenger.
Because right now, any Republican who opposes Trump,
he'll flush the asses away like one of those top-secret documents.
He doesn't play games.
But the Liz Cheney story isn't over yet,
because she's vowed that she will still do anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything to stop to stop to stop to stop to stop to stop to stop to stop to stop anything from becoming president again, even possibly running against him in the Republican primary.
Yeah. And look, I mean, we must admit, it probably is a long shot. But don't forget, she is a chain.
If there's one thing they're committed to, it's regime change. And to be honest, if she wants to stop Trump,
she doesn't have to beat him in a presidential race,
you know? Just put a bunch of Reese's pieces in a line of a cliff.
You know, he'd be like, and this one, and this one, and this one?
And this, ah!
But let's move on from Donald Trump to another plague America can't get rid of.
The coronavirus pandemic.
Last week, the CDC announced that quote quote, COVID-19 is here to stay.
Yes, which sounds less like a public health announcement.
And more like something your mom says
about your new stepdad.
I love Jerry, so whether you like it or not,
he's the new man of this house, okay?
Jerry, don't eat that.
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Now because of this and because fewer people are dying or being hospitalized From the disease the the US is dropping some of the big restrictions that we've all gotten used to over the last two years, right? So no more
Quarantine if you've been exposed to the virus no more testing at schools
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Yeah.
So basically the new CDC guidance is just looking at what everyone was already doing doing, and
just going like, yeah, yeah, just do that.
We don't care any more.
But if the US has decided to live with COVID, the situation is very different in China.
Because they're still doing lockdowns at the drop of the hats
and it is not always going over very well. Chaos and panic at an IKEA in
Shanghai, China. This is video from an IKEA store on Saturday. After it was
announced, the store was going into lockdown. A customer had tested positive,
so workers tried to put the entire building on quarantine. Customers
rushed for the exit to try and leave before the doors closed.
Those who could not get out were taken to a quarantine hotel for several days.
China has the strictest COVID rules in the world.
They've locked down entire cities over just a few positive cases.
God damn, did you see that?
Look like a reverse Black Friday.
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No one should have to spend one minute longer than necessary in an IKEA, okay?
Can you imagine finally finding the exit just as the doors close?
You're like, no!
I just wanted to buy the Schmiergelod.
And that really shows you the different approaches countries can take to the
pandemic because China has shown that you shows you the different approaches countries can take to the pandemic, because
China has shown that you can basically prevent all COVID deaths.
But every now and then, you might get locked into an IKEA for a week with no warning.
And then America's looking at that like, okay, how bad is death really?
I mean, although honestly, if you have to quarantine for a week,
isn't like here the best place to be?
I mean, they've got fully done bedrooms, living rooms, bathrooms.
Yeah, they say you can't poop in the toilets, but you can.
You know? I have.
Anyway, let's talk about jobs.
They're how we trade time for money, like witches.
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Almost everyone has to work.
But let's be honest, there's working and then there's working, right?
As more and more people are discovering.
We begin with young workers refusing to go the extra mile.
They're embracing a trend.
They're calling quiet quitting.
They stay on the job, they continue to get paid, but they're only willing to do the bare minimum.
So you look at these videos on Tick-Tock and YouTube with people who are celebrating their
lack of enthusiasm for their job.
They're just going to mail it in.
They're just going to do exactly what they're supposed to do and not go above and
the descriptions of the job.
Some of the video. Some of these videos are people who are like literally turning off the phone at 5 p.m. The work phone at 5 p.m. not answering email after 5 p.m. Not doing anything above and beyond the 9 to 5 of the job and saying that's good
because I don't need to work for the man, you know, and not have any kind of a balance in my own life. Yeah, that's right. People are quiet quitting. They're just going they're just th. T th. T th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. Not thi. Not thi. Not thi. Not thi. Not thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi.'re just going to their jobs and then just doing the job from from 9 to 5 and then and then hold up that's just working that's work.
You realize that's work. You don't have to do the more it's work.
People in this country are so obsessed with work. Guys your job is just the
place you go to avoid seeing your family all right. It doesn't need to be the most important part of your existence.
If your job is from 9 to 5, that means that the work messages should stop at 5 too.
Yeah, that's right.
Any message you get off to 5 is basically a booty call.
If your boss texts you at like 745 to see if you filed an expense,
it should start with, hey, you up? Uh, bottom line, you need to establish your work-life balance.
So remember, if you hate your job, make sure you also hate your life.
Right?
No, that doesn't work.
But if you're thinking of quiet quitting,
please keep in mind that clocking out for the day at five on the dot
might be okay for office work,
but it's not something you can
do for every job. All right buddy all right don't do anything drastic okay
we're gonna work this out we're gonna work this out together you and me just as long
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All right, listen, you guys, you guys stay, you guys gonna stick around?
All right, if you guys are back here on Monday, we'll pick it up at 9 a.m.
Oh, man.
That's crazy, why weigh.
We're gonna do this thing, yeah?
All right.
All right. Traffic with our very own, Roy Wood Jr. everybody. What all, what? What's going on, what's going on, what's right, man?
That's going on, right?
Yeah, it's good.
It's good to see you, man.
So, uh, good to see you, man.
What's happening? What's happening in the traffic?
We don't get the traffic, man.
Traffic not going to to be, traffic. It's always there. I want to ask you about this IKEA situation though.
The COVID lockdown?
Yeah, the people getting locked up under the store.
What store would you like to be locked in for two weeks?
Like, what would be your COVID lockdown store of choice?
I would choose, I'd probably choose like a Best Buy or something.
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Mercedes-Benz dealership.
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Stand right, you're gonna get me the car.
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in that thing. Can't sleep you let somebody sleep in a Mercedes butt
naked didn't resell there you know what that do to the blue book? I mean all
what's what's happening in the traffic? Did I hear you correctly and saying that
American Airlines is buying 20 new jets?
Yes, supersonic jets.
They just put some money down on new jets.
New jet.
Yes, brand new.
I thought the airline, they're broke.
I thought the airline their tellows.
They've been broke for a long time.
The airline industry is broke.
That's what they keep telling us. I'm broke. Hey man, I want to carry your luggage but I need $50. Hey, I sure wouldn't love to get you some snacks, but I need $50. Oh man, you
want some leg room? Well, I'm gonna need $50. We've been giving the airline industry all
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We don't care what I can say what you want about Greyhound.
But they understand that nobody cares.
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let's jump into the traffic man.
Tahh. I don't do overtime I do the bare minimum. I'll see. Oh, that time good. That side, oh, well there's one.
All right, what would you, everybody.
I see what you did there.
I see what you did there.
All right, don't go away, because when we come back, we're going to be talking about
overdraft fees and how you can dodge them.
Don't go away. I see what to give them. You know what you say? You know, we all deal with things in life that are just annoying.
Like,
welcome back to the daily show.
You know, we all deal with things in life that are just annoying,
like brain freezes or looking for parking or having to trim your nails all the time.
Yeah, because apparently it's cool when Wolverine grows them out, but when I do it is gross.
I mean, I don't understand how that's fair. But nothing is worse than when little annoyances
also cost you money, which means few things in life are more annoying than overdraft fees.
And we've all dealt with this shit before.
You accidentally spend more than you have in your bank account, so now the bank is charging
you even more money that you don't have.
Even if you go over by like a couple of dollars, your bank might hit you with a $35 fee,
which makes no sense.
Bitch, if I had the $35, have the money. They should be like, oh, you gotta lick the ATM screen or something like that.
But not money.
And this problem has gotten so out of hand that Democrats and Congress are now working on
a bill to rein in overdraft fees, which is good because people are just about at their
breaking point.
This is just wild.
A woman left over a bank counter while arguing with the teller. She didn't want to pay overdraft fees, so she went over the counter.
It all happened here inside this Chase Bank in Beaufort.
In the video, a woman is heard shouting at a bank teller.
Then the woman climbs over the counter and demands her money.
The bank teller backs up, and that's when the woman steals $750 from a cash box.
Okay.
On the one hand, yes, a bit of an overreaction.
But on the other hand, you're also kind of rooting for her, right?
Yeah?
I mean, that's how much we all hate overdraft fees.
Like watching this as a bystander must have been so confusing. It's just like, hello, I'd like to report a robbery. Yeah, who's being robbed? Well?? Well? Well? Well? Well? Well? Well? Well? Well? Well? to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th. th. th. th. th. tho? th. thoes. thoes? thoes. tho' tho? tho' tho' th. th. On th. On th. On th. On th. On th. On th. On th. On th. On th. On th. On th. On th. On th. On th. On th. On th. On th. On th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the. the. the the. the. the the the the the the the the the the thoooooooooooooooooooooooooes. One. One. One. the. overdraft fees. Like watching this as a bystander must have been so confusing.
It's just like, hello, I'd like to report a robbery.
Yeah, who's being robbed?
Well, to be honest, both of them, actually,
it's balanced, never mind.
And I know what you're thinking right now.
Look, I hate overdraft fees, too, but I'm not pole vaulting over $35, well, once you know more about how these fees work, you just might.
So let's find out where these fees came from and how they screw you over in another edition
of If you don't know, now you know.
So let's start at the beginning.
So let's start at the beginning.
In the 1990s, a bunch of consultants pitched banks on overdraft fees.
A cool new way to squeeze money out of their beloved customers.
And as evil as it is, you've got to hand it to them.
It's definitely creative.
Yeah, in fact, I bet the executive who came up with this idea blew everyone's minds.
Which is like, you know how we usually take money from people who don't have money? Well what if we also took money from people who don't have money? My God!
You've done it, Jenkins, cocaine for everyone! Yeah! But when they came up with this idea, they didn't
call them overdraft fees, no. The phrase they used for it was overdraft privilege programs.
Yeah, because you see, customers would now have the privilege of paying extra for
being broke. And you've got to admit, that's hell of spin right there, right?
They should do that with everything in life.
They should hire these same people.
Yeah, just to give you excuses like,
nah, she didn't dump my ass, she enrolled me in a masturbating a loan privilege program.
Everything's great. I'm doing great.
I'm doing real good.
So you see, what happens is basically, banks banks banks banks banks banks banks banks banks banks banks banks is basically banks frame it, like they're doing you a favor by allowing
you to take out extra money.
In fact, just listen to what one woman says, she was told by her bank after she got hit with
these overdraft fees again and again without realizing it.
We was $1,400 overdrawn.
Funds obviously were not there.
They had never been there over a period of time. Why did you
continue to accept the charges? Their response was you have been such a good
customer for all these years. We did not want to embarrass you at the check-at
counter. Wow, you got to be kidding me. The bank kept charging overdraft
fees because they didn't want to embarrass this lady. Really? They didn't want to cause any embarrassment.
Everyone knows people value money over embarrassment.
That's the only reason that reality shows exist. Are you kidding me?
Also, you know that explanation is bullshit because it's impossible to get embarrassed
in front of a checkout counterworker, okay?
They've already seen it all.
Yeah, they've seen every single one of us buying 15 bags of Cheetos.
And we say it's for a Super Bowl party, but they know it's July.
So the banks say, this is simply a service, they're extending to their customers.
But the truth is, they spend a lot of effort manipulating you into paying those fees.
Like, for instance, did you guys even know that they're totally optional? Do you know that? Yeah, totally optional. Ever since a 2010 ruling by the Federal Reserve,
customers have to opt in to overdraft fees. And now you're probably thinking, wait, I never
did that, but you probably did. Yeah, you just didn't realize that's what you were doing when the bank gave you that stack of papers to sign. Because nobody th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tha, tha, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. thi. thi. tho, tho, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, t bank gave you that stack of papers to sign because nobody actually reads that shit, right?
Most people see the size of the agreements and you're just like, I'll just wait for
HBO to turn it into a mini-series.
I don't, I'm not going to read that.
And it gets worse because once the banks trick you into signing up for overdraft fees,
some of them will literally reorder the events of your life to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make. Some large banks will manipulate the sequence of customer transactions to draw more overdraft
fees.
This is how it works.
Take Joe.
Joe has $100 in his checking account.
He buys breakfast on his way to work, paying for it with his debit card.
Joe next fills up his gas tank.
Later he buys lunch and then an afternoon cup of coffee.
Finally, on his way home, he stops at the supermarket to buy groceries.
The last purchase leaves Joe's account overdrawn by $15.
But rather than charge him one overdraft fee, his bank rearranges his purchases from highest
to lowest and charges him three overdraft fees.
By clearing the highest purchases first, banks are able to get to the overdraft quicker,
thereby maximizing profits. God damn that is evil. It's bad enough
that these billion dollar corporations are charging poor people overdraft
fees, but to make it worse, they're manipulating the numbers so they can
charge even more. Yeah, the third purchase came before the first purchase.
That's not how you count, right? Either these banks are robbing people, or they learned numbers from Star Wars.
It goes, four, five, six, one, two, three, seven.
That's just math.
That's the math.
And this is another example of how corporations can commit crimes that none of us can.
All right?
Because this is theft.
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Yeah, and that's rubbing it in.
That's like if Elvis had a boat called Black People's Music.
I mean, I get that's how you got rich, but maybe don't advertise it. Oh, oh. Imagine that on your boat. It's like shit like where's a
Somali pirate when you need one, you know? Just for him to be like, look at me. Look
at me, huh? This is a bad name for a boat, huh? Look at me.
Now, the good news is some banks seem to be getting the message that customers and Congress
are fed up with these fees.
Bank of America and TD Bank are settling major lawsuits, while some banks have started
ending their overdraft programs voluntarily, which is good.
But until Congress passes this law protecting customers from the most egregious overdraft
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All right, stay tuned because when we come back, John Beaurega will be joining me on
the show.
You don't want to the Danish show My Guest tonight is award-winning actor and producer John Boega.
He's here to talk about starring as a marine veteran with PTSD in the new film Breaking,
their theater's nation-wide, on August 26th.
He's here to talk about starring as a marine veteran with PTSD in the new film
Breaking, which will be in theaters
nationwide on August 26th.
Please welcome, John Boega!
All right, it's over no-show finally.
Mr. John Boega.
How's it today, man.
How's it doing, sir?
Good, man.
Good to see you, man.
Look at you.
Look at you, looking great, man. Thank you, the All right, we're showing Noah's Show finally. Mr. John Boyega.
How you doing, sir?
Good to see you, man.
I'm doing well.
Look at you, looking great, man.
Thank you, man.
I've decided to go Angel Gabriel today, you know?
I love it.
I love it.
I love it, and you're pulling it off.
Let's jump straight into it, comedy, I've seen you in action, I've seen you in drama. This film feels like a
slight twist on what we've seen you do before. It's really intense and it's a
really powerful story that I think comments on what's going on in America
today. Talk me through it, like how did you get into this project and what made
you go, yeah you know what, this is the next movie for me. I read an amazing scripted, to the the tham amazing script thamam amazing script thamam amazing script tham amazing script, thi amazing script, th. thi amazing script, thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thrific, thrific, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to thi, thi, thi, thi, their thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea. thea. thea. thea'''a'a'a'a'a'a' thauui, thaui character of Brian is so complicated. His situation and his circumstance,
going to the bank, trying to demand his money back
from the Veterans Affairs was something
that was just interesting.
And it's just a combination of who you're working with,
Nicole Bahiri, Salinas, Michael K. Williams.
Wow.
You know, this is a story like this is, you know, is that one, it's based in the truth, you know, that's the first thing.
And secondly, you can see the humanity and the storytelling.
You have this man who goes, I've served this country, I've fought for this country, the
story many veterans have in the US.
And then they come home and then their and shocking that I hadn't heard about it, you know, in a sense that it happened in 2017 and this is just literally a few years ago and it's something
that none of us, it kind of happened under our nose, but to hear the detail about what vets
are going through when they come home, that integration back into public life is kind of
complicated. For me as an actor, you know, I'm just play a small part in a jixtu-a puzzle puzzle puzzle puzzle puzzle puzzle puzzle puzzle puzzle puzzle puzzle puzzle puzzle puzzle puzzle puzzle puzzle puzzle, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I, I'm just, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. that, that, th that th th th th that th th th th th th thin, th th th thin, that that that that that that that that think what you also do really well is you humanize the character.
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This is about a human being who is in the situation.
I mean, you talked, for instance, to the real version of the characters like his ex-wife,
and you talked about the human being that you were going to be portraying on the screen? She told us so many gems, and it's specifics as an actor.
I want to hear how this man spoke.
I want to hear about his interests.
He was very much into movies, nerd stuff that I'm into.
His voice, his voice, quite timid voice.
His voice, quite timid,. His walk, you know, we have CCTV footage,
documentation about the case.
And that all just helps to inform, you know,
the performance.
And that's what I used to go through as Ryan.
You did a great job in doing it.
And as you say, like the, you have a legend who we lost. Yeah. You know, this is, I think it'll be the last film that we get to see him in.
I think so.
He might have one after, I'm not sure, but this is one of the last, at the very least, yeah.
The story getting to it was amazing because, if I understand correctly, you basically
had to beg. You know, they show me respect when I come in these shows and say, yeah, you requested
for him to be in the movie?
No, no, it was, you know, I had to beg him.
It's such a versatile actor, an actor that doesn't need to come in and shoot my small
little indie movie for $2.50.
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Borda the Wire, I grew up watching Borda, Empire. So to see, you know, Michael K Williams
walk on set to be motivated and ready to shoot, I was just like, yeah, this is a dream. Did he know what a fan man, Trevor, you know, even when I reach that to you on text
man, I let you guys know, man, I'm one of those people that, I have so many people, especially
black individuals for me who are inspiring to look up to, so yeah, I'm gonna let you know,
so yeah, I'm gonna let you know why moments with him. That's beautiful, man. That really is beautiful. I like that.
I've always said, like, anyone who is Nigerian has the ability to inspire the best in you
as a human being, I think that's what you bring out.
Absolutely.
You've just got that things.
I've seen criminals.
I've been, you have motivation. Oh man, I'm speaking off by the way, speaking off, yo, like, we're so excited.
As soon as I saw you in a movie with Viola Davis,
and then Tuso and Beir from South Africa,
I was just like, when is the movie coming out?
As soon as I saw me in a movie of Vila Davis?
Yes.
And so, yeah, that movie comes out,
September 6th, yes. Man, it looks badass. Yeah, it looks badass. It looks crazy. I was actually at the AMC at the Grove the other day,
and both trailers came up,
breaking trailer came up before Brad Pitt's Bullet Train,
and also the Woman King.
And the Woman King trailer got a round of applause
from the audience.
I was tempted to say, I was in that.
But I left that there for the audience to just enjoy this story that I think is just going
to be so epic for everybody to enjoy.
You know what I love for you doing the story as well is, you know, you know, I fell in love
with you like most people did with Attack the Block.
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like your mother tongue, you know? Yeah, you know, I even wanted to grow a bit of a belly
so you know to emphasize that. But it was, it was such a papa role as an African man playing a king a king but also playing a king who who who loves these people who loves his women and
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And protected by these women.
Yeah, that was great.
I mean normally we get into movies and you know male lead wanting to be the number one movie start.
That's overrated.
I liked the women doing everything.
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Go get it.
So that was fun.
I can't wait for you guys to see that movie.
It's amazing.
Before I let you go, I would love to talk about the break that you took.
You know, John Boyega, like you launched onto the scene.
You came on everyone was loving you as an actor, as a, as a, I mean, as a guest, as a guest, as a guest, as a guest on shows you used to have this magnetism. And then I distinctly remember you saying,
I'm gonna take a moment.
How did you maintain the courage to say no,
John first and then I'll get back into my career?
I just got to a point where I was like,
life needs a sense of balance.
And sometimes you go towards something and you achieve it.
But there's no fulfillment because you've forgotten about the most important, which is the most important thing, which is the self. And in thinking about that, I was just like,
yeah, I need to sort me out first.
So that when I get to a certain stage
and when bigger opportunities come,
that I'm genuinely ready for it and not intimidated by it.
And honestly, I twiddled my toes and mythen I relaxed them and got my stuff sorted, got in the gym, got reading,
got into a routine and I think a lot of us need to do that, right, just to get back into
a healthy...
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
You know, love, bro.
That's why you're gonna be great.
to break, that break, but we'll be right back after this. Much love, man.
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